*warps space time torus**opens wormhole between two points**walks through with...

Aaron Russell
Aaron Russell

*warps space time torus*
*opens wormhole between two points*
*walks through with ease*

yay i've teleported!

All urls found in this thread:
http://www.buzzhearts.com/en/blog/this-abstract-image-test-will-determine-your-dominant-personality-trait/165/
http://www.buzzhearts.com/en/blog/this-ancient-tibetan-personality-test-can-define-your-core-values/822/
http://www.tylervigen.com/spurious-correlations
https://drive.google.com/open?id=0BzucxSKhXLEJQlg0NUFoZmNLdVU
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2HQaBWziYvY
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BJ0xBCwkg3E
http://www.nido.org/s/src/nido.org_1449341639378_n.webm
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1KePysO6V5G
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0mCa5ahcoZX
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0qXIMHSeJZW
Wyatt Fisher
Wyatt Fisher

bump

Ian Allen
Ian Allen

You're rating is going down.
I never thought you wanted in on this.

Brandon Parker
Brandon Parker

I'll forgive you

Gavin Bailey
Gavin Bailey

Just kill yourself already, you fat fucking autist.

Christopher Evans
Christopher Evans

don't see how... but okay!

s-sorry, I'll be quiet now...

Luis Garcia
Luis Garcia

Thats the smartest thing you've said all night.

Noah Thompson
Noah Thompson

Ah, that's not bad I guess. Will this be your first jorb?

not working to earn your shit

tsk tsk.

solo un poco. Yo hablo con los mexicanos en el trabajo para ... fun ~ ;3

Mostly stuff that has to do with the food though lol

"ESPECIAL HAMBURGUESA CON PAPAS FRITAS! NUMERO DE ORDEN VIENTE TRES AYAYAYAY!" etc lol

Too soon for that. I'd like to meet him first lol

Wyatt Watson
Wyatt Watson

<3

Noah Miller
Noah Miller

Yup, pretty much!

working to earn your shit
it's like you don't love mommy's credit card

Hunter Rogers
Hunter Rogers

Does he talk in jiggaboo speak or use like, actual English?

David Rogers
David Rogers

Wow, I got a post all to myself and it was a heart

Jonathan Reed
Jonathan Reed

You're coming off as one of those entitled millennial kiddos.

No, no. He's very well spoken.

Ayden Baker
Ayden Baker

I am a millennial kiddo! At least I think I am, I'm not sure how the generations work...
I think it's just cause my mom doesn't want to deal with me so she just goes "okay here's money don't bother me"

Bentley Carter
Bentley Carter

Are you okay, Yanyan? You seem down. Maybe you let your gaming get to you too much x_x

Or perhaps you're utilizing palpable sarcasm. I can't tell what's going on here.

I see...

Well if you work your ass off to get what you want, yes it's harder but you'll appreciate it more. *shrugs* Just my 2 cents. That's what I had to do anyway, and it's not like my parents couldn't afford nice things for us.

Julian Anderson
Julian Anderson

Wait, do you not need the "yo" with the conjugation?

Boo? halp!

Gavin Long
Gavin Long

I-I'm okay, I'm not being sarcastic or anything.

I'm definitely not nervous or vaguely confused either.

Oh I want to show you something Erin sent me

Chase Gomez
Chase Gomez

Nervous for what???

Matthew Thomas
Matthew Thomas

TOKIO TOMAREHHHHHHHHHHH

Aaron Long
Aaron Long

Hm... I do appreciate this cabinet I made more than other cabinets.
But still, I'm not going to get a car with just a part time job. Plus my dad makes a fuck ton and has 3 fucking cars for some reason. It's not brand new or anything though, I think it's a 2005 Civic.

Jayden Powell
Jayden Powell

im playing dotes with the thread slut welms
i will critique ur spanish in a bit

Dylan Hall
Dylan Hall

Hondas are fun, that's what I just got. 98 though. Even with the few things I need to put into it, I got it for a steal from a coworker.

Okies^^

Easton Hughes
Easton Hughes

...Get on steam

William Bell
William Bell

Oh. one sec

Evan Cruz
Evan Cruz

That's not so bad then.
glhf

Jose Hill
Jose Hill

inb4 erin lopped off her dick and mailed it to yan

Easton Butler
Easton Butler

http://www.buzzhearts.com/en/blog/this-abstract-image-test-will-determine-your-dominant-personality-trait/165/

DO IT YOU BITCH

Nathan Ortiz
Nathan Ortiz

inb4 Grim shoots up the club Nezi actually works at

Chase Gray
Chase Gray

Courage

Jordan Cooper
Jordan Cooper

http://www.buzzhearts.com/en/blog/this-ancient-tibetan-personality-test-can-define-your-core-values/822/

Aaron Nguyen
Aaron Nguyen

Chase Turner
Chase Turner

You don't even have the courage to leave your fucking house.

Gavin Edwards
Gavin Edwards

smoking
not even once

Brandon Rivera
Brandon Rivera

sorry had to take a shower and get food

just tired from work x.x

Jackson Lee
Jackson Lee

Grim-senpai!

Jayden Morales
Jayden Morales

Wisdom
Bullshit.

Hudson Miller
Hudson Miller

twice?

Austin Carter
Austin Carter

Tell him to fuck off.

Nathan Harris
Nathan Harris

Shh.
Let Grim be Cato's rockdaddy.

Owen Lewis
Owen Lewis

courage

also bullshit

Zachary James
Zachary James

stealing this

I thought the cookiecutter was courage

Hunter Miller
Hunter Miller

it is

Jack Perry
Jack Perry

oh I have dumplings in the fryer

brb

Brandon Thompson
Brandon Thompson

Pay me

Jaxson Turner
Jaxson Turner

He ignored me
That's no fun!

Carter Foster
Carter Foster

I just like the color blue, so I think it thought I was smart.

Joseph Taylor
Joseph Taylor

I got leftover chicken tenders from work. Suck it, Grim. Free food is best food. 'Specially with Sweet n' Sour sauce ^~^

Jaxon Hernandez
Jaxon Hernandez

Is there actually a correlation between intelligence and favorite colors?

dafuq?

James Martinez
James Martinez

chicken tendies

Jayden Williams
Jayden Williams

I made krabby patties though
(they were just crabcake sandwiches)

Asher Roberts
Asher Roberts

No.

Jayden Allen
Jayden Allen

My favorite color is black, like my preference for car s

Chase Cooper
Chase Cooper

smartest people are green
honestly

Owen Mitchell
Owen Mitchell

http://www.tylervigen.com/spurious-correlations

Aiden Bell
Aiden Bell

stolen

yum

idunno but I've always had an affinity for crimson and jet
inb4 edgy

Hunter Allen
Hunter Allen

Number of people who died by becoming tangled in their bedsheets

Dylan Campbell
Dylan Campbell

It peaked at over 800 in 2008, too

Jose Ward
Jose Ward

YUH dude.
Ah, I thought not.

Are you just saying that because you know that's one of my faves?

*shrugs*

Iunno. I feel like favorite colors change based on context.

Aaron Lewis
Aaron Lewis

Maybe, maybe not.

Owen White
Owen White

Stop flossing?

Ayden Kelly
Ayden Kelly

How vague.

Mason Phillips
Mason Phillips

you are overdoing it my dude

William Rivera
William Rivera

it depends on the person!

Samuel Diaz
Samuel Diaz

I'm already bored here

why did ya'll have to get more boring?

John Barnes
John Barnes

Stop shoving rocks down your dick hole and maybe you'll find more mundane things less boring.

Adrian King
Adrian King

But if I did that, I'd start coming around here more

Anthony Kelly
Anthony Kelly

What's this about me being permabanned?

Jayden Sanchez
Jayden Sanchez

Its because we "don't like you"

Jaxson Morales
Jaxson Morales

YOU ARE GOING TO HURT YOURSELF

?

Connor Powell
Connor Powell

oh, that's a good one
why have I not been banned yet?

Brayden Turner
Brayden Turner

ayyyyyy
That's not a very good reason. Wasn't /aneki/ abandoned over the same exact shit?

Looked up my name using the search function, apparently people got the impression I was permabanned from here.

I just moved to my new apartment, been out of commission for like a week!

Cameron Sullivan
Cameron Sullivan

What people?

The damage has already been done.

Adam Robinson
Adam Robinson

OH NO

Nathaniel Barnes
Nathaniel Barnes

that is okay

Matthew Lee
Matthew Lee

See:

Was wondering what this was about!
For the record, I didn't go after anyone. People were talking shit, I came in and gave back.

Best retorts were that I should kill myself, etc.

Christian Taylor
Christian Taylor

well technically remember how i said im psychic and can do that?
i technically COULD but green is my favorite color was the true motivation

Jose Jackson
Jose Jackson

I got a new pickguard for my guitar and Mis Hermanos just got done whipping up some fresh flour tortillas
tonight is greeat
how are you dudes

Henry Cox
Henry Cox

*~* EXCELLENT *~*

Angel Hughes
Angel Hughes

Your teeth are going to fall out now.

So bloodchan and scoots who are known trolls - and Amy, who doesn't even come here.

They don't count. At all.

Ian Bailey
Ian Bailey

mfw getting unexpected neenee

Jayden Hernandez
Jayden Hernandez

no they aren't
when you don't get them anymore

Camden Ortiz
Camden Ortiz

Have a nice night, threaders~ <3

Ethan Cox
Ethan Cox

the first thing i did when i encountered you was take some pictures at my photo shoot booth .////.

Then i introduced myself :3

Ian Jenkins
Ian Jenkins

Holy fuck I remember that!
They don't count as "people"? lol.
I just skimmed through and saw the conversation, no idea if it was actually a thing or not.

Anyway, how are you doing tonight, Grim?

You too

Michael Garcia
Michael Garcia

Then what happened?

Jack Kelly
Jack Kelly

you ascended to the heavens above of course

Wyatt King
Wyatt King

These pictures are really creepy looking.

Sebastian White
Sebastian White

I hung them up in my bathrom .////.

Justin Sanders
Justin Sanders

baba welma

JUST WATCH

Give it a few months.

Well they are people. But BC mainly loves to warp and convolute the truth, even go as far as to flat out lie to people.
So, in essence, no.

I could be cooler.

Christian Williams
Christian Williams

Bardo, has sims Grim done anything of note yet?

Josiah Gray
Josiah Gray

uhhhhhh
i'm okay with how things are

Ryder Powell
Ryder Powell

wait no welms

Cameron James
Cameron James

fuck you

Matthew Gray
Matthew Gray

i think i will drop in and check
he's definately the most mysterious
He always seems tired and worn out and I see him walking around at all a hours of the night
he's not really at the mansion much but I dont ever encounter him out on the town

Kayden Young
Kayden Young

ya idk if this is ironic or not

Joseph Davis
Joseph Davis

I did remove you

Evan Murphy
Evan Murphy

no fuck YOU!!!

Adrian Lewis
Adrian Lewis

alice chat has finally died so theyre finally coming here

I HATE THREAD MIGRANTS

Asher Watson
Asher Watson

Look at this gif I found all by myself.

Landon Barnes
Landon Barnes

i know you like to take your thread jokes awkwardly too far

Ryan Myers
Ryan Myers

We need to build a wall

Kayden Anderson
Kayden Anderson

evenin roodypoos
be me
it be sama drank tiem
ohboyherewego.exe
inb4 sama gets smashed and shows his cock
prolly wont happen
lets just see where the night goes
ladies please contain your orgasms

Elijah Collins
Elijah Collins

Wats good candy ass ?

Parker Hughes
Parker Hughes

aww yee

Lincoln Wilson
Lincoln Wilson

WE'RE GONNA BUILD A GREAT WALL

AND ALICE IS GOING TO PAY FOR IT

Nicholas Howard
Nicholas Howard

Tyler Parker
Tyler Parker

wats your choice tonight?

Aiden Evans
Aiden Evans

Oh yeah, I mean you don't have to convince me. I've known BC for years.

Also Grim you already are eh pretty cool guy

Nah it's just full of aussies right now.

Jose Hughes
Jose Hughes

Thank god it says harambe

Andrew Roberts
Andrew Roberts

i's not a FUCKING joke

Nolan Long
Nolan Long

why guinness of course. I bought a case

Grayson Richardson
Grayson Richardson

oh it is ironic
gotcha
tell me when the jokes over

i had a lotta fun that game

Kayden Perry
Kayden Perry

bard stop posting tomoko you're making me want to masturbate again

Alexander Phillips
Alexander Phillips

aw gross man
Beer
YUCK
Whats the occasion?

Christian Allen
Christian Allen

what about this FISH SLUT

Gabriel Allen
Gabriel Allen

its Wednesday night...

Noah Reed
Noah Reed

lmao

I dunno Kermy.
When you say you've known them for this much time, there's only so much you can learn about a person on the internet.

I meant tempwise. Gonna turn on my fan now, lul

Michael Taylor
Michael Taylor

I'm getting the LIT af cat

Ryan Bell
Ryan Bell

I feel you there my dude

Adrian Nguyen
Adrian Nguyen

same

Matthew White
Matthew White

A flying grass type has a lot of use though

Colton King
Colton King

Long enough to know that someone is a liar.

Should probably be a little uncomfortable that we reside in the same state.

Julian Edwards
Julian Edwards

for personal sanity sake

Leo Wilson
Leo Wilson

literally nothing

Luis Turner
Luis Turner

it actually pissed me off so much add me back whenever

Aaron Sanchez
Aaron Sanchez

I guess obviously we find grim
In the kitchen :v]

Luke Cook
Luke Cook

NY is a big place.

I live in the same city as them.

Aiden Jones
Aiden Jones

I am hungry my dude
what's cookin

Josiah Mitchell
Josiah Mitchell

bakayaro...

Landon Myers
Landon Myers

Sama my best friend irl bought a flying v recently
it's very beautiful

Jack Carter
Jack Carter

im not adding u back
thats a joke

but i wasnt pissed off at all
my heart races like im on a rollercoaster whenever i make big slams

Samuel Nguyen
Samuel Nguyen

well that was nice of him... you like it i gather

Jackson Perez
Jackson Perez

the game was so fucking easy and we threw im mad

Caleb Flores
Caleb Flores

"actually i'm fucking dead"

Robert Lopez
Robert Lopez

Grilled cheese pls
Sims 4 doesnt track stats or relationships or anything when you arentt activeley living as a household sadlly so I'm missing alot of what I was interestted in learning originaly from these guys

I am a little on the fence about it, it has its ups and downs, but I'm really glad that he has a good guitar to play on now.. When I had my strat I let him borrow it but I got the GAS and traded it away for my acoustic so I hd too keep it with me and he was stuck using a yamaha starter acoustic for the longest time

kids got real talent

Gabriel Robinson
Gabriel Robinson

it was just an unfortunate occurrence
we were better than them
was fun

Chase Garcia
Chase Garcia

losuing isn't fun
shut UP

Camden Reed
Camden Reed

Same city as Alice too.
Anyway, I'm gonna pass out!

You have yourself a good night, Grim.

Nathan Sanchez
Nathan Sanchez

gay noises

:/
anyway to fix?

Colton Torres
Colton Torres

i dont like the body shape of em personally... its good he has something playable now. does he have anything recorded?

Julian Bailey
Julian Bailey

Record Desu's "gay noises" and dub them over gay porn.

Owen Thomas
Owen Thomas

not if it was fun
obviously winning is better
but i still got to make a ton of huge slams that made the game great

Evan King
Evan King

Yo. Realtalk, I get bad vibes from Alice.
Night tho.

Jonathan Rogers
Jonathan Rogers

Do not
looking at the dotabuff makes me even more salty

Christian Miller
Christian Miller

dont look at it then??????

Grayson Edwards
Grayson Edwards

samchan, i need the address to your archive again, pleaaaseeee

Ryan Richardson
Ryan Richardson

goodnight

Lincoln Anderson
Lincoln Anderson

It's kind of funny how the girl is decent but her brother looks like Scoots or an Oompa Loompa.

Bentley Evans
Bentley Evans

jesus you are so god awful at conversation

John James
John James

sadly not that I know
but there might be a mod or something so If I come across that will be badass
Also he may have a kid because I found out rececntly that you cant bring a nother si into the maxed hosuehold
however you can have a child iin another household
so theres that ;o

hahaha oh my god man it is so weird trying to hold it
it just like slides down your leg
I had to crook the v against like my thigh to hold it still
but damn
that big old unobstructed neck
like a stretch limo
I dont think he has had a chance to record anything, he desnt have much like that
Hes pretty good though, he can play that portrait of trac by jaco pastorious all the way throughj, knows all his majors and minors and 7ths and 6ths and his scales

Jacob Reyes
Jacob Reyes

thats hilarious

Anthony Nguyen
Anthony Nguyen

did you get safari? lol

ill have to upload again... so

Jordan Collins
Jordan Collins

hi user!

Dominic Morgan
Dominic Morgan

WUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUT

Carter Cruz
Carter Cruz

sorry if i don't respond much im playing FPS and drinking cola

Daniel Richardson
Daniel Richardson

thats cool man...

soup.... im getting hammered

Camden Hernandez
Camden Hernandez

nono i need to read the not archive ones, there are pictures and i'm not done with them yet!

Thomas Anderson
Thomas Anderson

toight
I can't drink so uh...
What uh... what are you drinking?

Carter Allen
Carter Allen

well now you tell me about something : )

Joshua Parker
Joshua Parker

give me a few ill get the first couple up...

guinness

Liam Morgan
Liam Morgan

hes a chubby lil boy

Oliver Stewart
Oliver Stewart

you're a lifesaver samchan <3

Kayden Roberts
Kayden Roberts

aside from boozing and loading some archives for manchan plus talking to you I got nothing

Camden Allen
Camden Allen

Scoots or an Oompa Loompa.
whats the difference

Jackson Evans
Jackson Evans

ahhhh
cooooool
is that uh... is that nice?

Ryder Watson
Ryder Watson

ill go leave ya to your night old boy dontget too hungover

Cameron Scott
Cameron Scott

si, megusta mucho

Brandon Brooks
Brandon Brooks

heh dont scamper off on my account... see ya batr

Josiah Gonzalez
Josiah Gonzalez

Coooool cooooool duuuude
So uh... why're ya gettin drunk?

Liam Rogers
Liam Rogers

personal sanity...

Isaac Richardson
Isaac Richardson

I'm ranking now
archives have I made a huge mistake

Colton Bailey
Colton Bailey

heres the first 20 manchan... unless you were after something specific.
https://drive.google.com/open?id=0BzucxSKhXLEJQlg0NUFoZmNLdVU

Carter Richardson
Carter Richardson

ah
sad
Well, tomorrow I'm getting an application for a job at an old folks place, I'm going to either wash dishes or serve crazy old people.

Logan White
Logan White

a rock bottom job for a rock bottom poster

Isaiah Cook
Isaiah Cook

a good friend of mine used to work in a place like that
I hope you can enjoy it And I hope they can enjoy you

Andrew Young
Andrew Young

wait wait... YOU are going to help the elderly?

Jose Gutierrez
Jose Gutierrez

hes just gonna molest someones grampa :/

Nathaniel Richardson
Nathaniel Richardson

hi boo

Eh, I kinda just want to see what the old people say.
Plus I need money to buy games and then not play them.

Logan Carter
Logan Carter

dick

Carson Scott
Carson Scott

hey !

Jeremiah Nelson
Jeremiah Nelson

what are you guys up to tonight

come on it's wednesday night let's partyyyyy

David Cruz
David Cruz

nah i fucking hate old people
I just want to hear what kinda weird shit they say, there are 2 sides of the place, one deals with regular old folk and the other deals with weirdos that say degenerate and sexual shit to young workers
should be fun

penis

why are you being so mean dude?

Gabriel Ward
Gabriel Ward

lets do shots!

Zachary Jenkins
Zachary Jenkins

well you did tell me you were into older men so I assumed things...

Charles Bell
Charles Bell

idk
you make me upset

Levi Brooks
Levi Brooks

shots! shots! shots shots shots shots! shots! shots! shots shots shots!

Luis Morgan
Luis Morgan

unst unst unst unst

Nolan Rodriguez
Nolan Rodriguez

same

Nathan Morris
Nathan Morris

Not that kinda older! I meant like... Up to 40! That's as high as I would go!

What do I do that's upsetting to you?

Ian Torres
Ian Torres

just about everything

Carter Mitchell
Carter Mitchell

40s the limit huh/

kinda like that one ride at the amusement park...
"you must be at least this old to ride"

...that sounded funnier in my head

Anthony Powell
Anthony Powell

party party party party dance dance dance dance!

Grayson Anderson
Grayson Anderson

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2HQaBWziYvY

Sebastian Bell
Sebastian Bell

Weird. Lots of people seem to enjoy me! Not sure what the major malfunction is with you dude.
Do you just not enjoy how I talk, what I talk about, or how I converse with people by asking too many questions?

Yup, the strict limit. 41 is a no fly zone for my butthole.

I'm sure it did.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BJ0xBCwkg3E
DANCE?

Tyler Phillips
Tyler Phillips

I dated a 46 year old when I was 22... I think my personal cap is closer to 55

Andrew Perry
Andrew Perry

ok baka
same

Samuel Brown
Samuel Brown

Oh?
Seriously?
55 seems kinda old... Plus my parents are that age so it just feels weird.

You didn't answer my question...

punching you in the fucking nose three times

Asher Wood
Asher Wood

thats so cute

Kevin Cooper
Kevin Cooper

well... im also older than you

Matthew Flores
Matthew Flores

Oh? How old are you exactly?

Christopher Reed
Christopher Reed

this will be all for now ^^

Gabriel Stewart
Gabriel Stewart

weve been over this already...

ill leave this up for a couple days :) <4 manchan

William Lee
William Lee

No we haven't!
C'mon user, are you embarrassed about it or somethin?

Isaac Ross
Isaac Ross

what do you look like anyway

Nicholas Nelson
Nicholas Nelson

Try it

Carter Campbell
Carter Campbell

noooo zip it so i can download all of it with ease

Gabriel Watson
Gabriel Watson

literaly 2 days ago we had this discussion you and I...
ruggedly handsome

Sebastian Bailey
Sebastian Bailey

no manchan... the file sizes get too large for a single upload to my drive

Mason Gomez
Mason Gomez

fuck vegetables

Samuel Mitchell
Samuel Mitchell

let's see the pic

Parker Price
Parker Price

alright i'll download through alice14 for now

Luke Brown
Luke Brown

i forgot already, sorry
22?

fuck vegetables, yeah

Evan Martinez
Evan Martinez

nah... not drunk enough to camwhore yet

nope

its cool, theres no rush. but thats just the first 20 of about 600 or so

Justin Sullivan
Justin Sullivan

omg

Aiden Taylor
Aiden Taylor

pleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeease tell meeeeeeeeeee
pleeeease

Nolan Nelson
Nolan Nelson

fine...

Joseph Watson
Joseph Watson

jesus

David Gonzalez
David Gonzalez

Die hard or die young

Adam Young
Adam Young

fuck

Parker Barnes
Parker Barnes

who is this

Isaac Cook
Isaac Cook

/10 ?

Nicholas Howard
Nicholas Howard

me, its me... dammit

Nathan Thompson
Nathan Thompson

Owen Bell
Owen Bell

Jonathan Green
Jonathan Green

stop this

Brayden Myers
Brayden Myers

8/10

William Hill
William Hill

The beast awakens.
Strangle your hope.
There is no escape.
Hail Stan.

Ian Cook
Ian Cook


ill take it

Cooper Carter
Cooper Carter

I'll take it

Haven't you always?

Camden Cook
Camden Cook

yes...

Michael Richardson
Michael Richardson

I hope by "it" you meant "me"

Bentley Cruz
Bentley Cruz

me irl

Lincoln Rogers
Lincoln Rogers

im sure that what scoots think i think he means... or something

Joshua Young
Joshua Young

you guys like hip hop music?

Kevin Nguyen
Kevin Nguyen

well memed

Isaiah Roberts
Isaiah Roberts

jesus
i look like such a fucking kid compared to you

Nathaniel Morris
Nathaniel Morris

me irl

Henry Wood
Henry Wood

What would you rate me out of ten?
nice

Adam Myers
Adam Myers

what
hey can i call you daddy from now on

watching tyler the creators fashion show right now

so no i like white people hip hop

Thomas Johnson
Thomas Johnson

no doubt

2/6

Christian Gomez
Christian Gomez

user sama

Alexander Cooper
Alexander Cooper

LMAO

Bentley Adams
Bentley Adams

lol it true.. ive also gotten seth green

Jason Gomez
Jason Gomez

Ohoh its funny because its not out of ten ohoh

Jason Clark
Jason Clark

wew
Alright then, Daddy.
I guess I'll call you that from now on~

Luke Diaz
Luke Diaz

me irl

Daniel Cruz
Daniel Cruz

I thikn you're pretty attractive for an adult tbh

HA

Please enjoy this hip hop track tonight : )

Nolan Campbell
Nolan Campbell

thats right, im hilarious...
papito is fine too

Angel Cook
Angel Cook

I thikn you're pretty attractive for an adult tbh

This seems an odd comment.

Sebastian Sanchez
Sebastian Sanchez

...FOR an adult

Tyler Green
Tyler Green

Now you just make me feel bad.

Andrew Powell
Andrew Powell

Shalom.

Hudson Mitchell
Hudson Mitchell

This seems an odd comment
right? arent we all adults here? except Baka

Logan Roberts
Logan Roberts

I read the "for an adult" with more empasis... as in

"Oh well, you are attractive... for an adult"

Implying adults arent usually attractive.

Connor Mitchell
Connor Mitchell

for what lol

David Robinson
David Robinson

the fuck is this? Cloud rap?
I said hip hop, nigga.

papito
hnnn, yes
so you're like... over 25, right?

Jose Peterson
Jose Peterson

that head of yours it just keeps on humming all the time dont it?

si

Evan Garcia
Evan Garcia

The modern wave of instrumental Hip hop is my favorite musical movement in the past 20 years
Clams Casino is KILLING the game

Jason Gomez
Jason Gomez

argh.... i hate that camper reaper that got behind whole team and focused me all the time :(

Noah Turner
Noah Turner

I knowm Baka is from /lewd/, but are they like... the new Desu.
I don't think we need a new desu.
A distressing time.

It is. Its a curse. No "off" button.

Samuel Miller
Samuel Miller

I know the feel...

Robert Myers
Robert Myers

agreed
he sucks

Kevin Young
Kevin Young

30?

Fuck are you talkin about? What the fuck is so bad about me asshole?

I see. Well, what else is there?

Xavier Wright
Xavier Wright

I don't know

Mason Cox
Mason Cox

ethanol.webm
http://www.nido.org/s/src/nido.org_1449341639378_n.webm

Henry Hernandez
Henry Hernandez

they're slightly better than desu

Elijah Young
Elijah Young

The feel too real.

Well. I don't know if they suck. But they seem to give a similar vibe.

Sssssh. Don't worry 'boud it.

Noah Bailey
Noah Bailey

lacks muscle definition.

FAKE

Brody Watson
Brody Watson

no way
desu's way better

Liam Myers
Liam Myers

Is that not the default for ANY newb?

Jose Clark
Jose Clark

ethy

nein

oh... ok then

real deal holyfield

Christian Morgan
Christian Morgan

But Desu is of age.

Cameron Gray
Cameron Gray

Nah nah nah, it's about me, so I'm going to fuckin worry all I want.
I don't see what's wrong with Desu and I don't see the problem people have with me.

Mason Gray
Mason Gray

shes so fucking cute
i was in love

Kevin Flores
Kevin Flores

well
aside from Clams Casino and XXYYXX, Theres's Flume puttting out sort that vibey stuff

Dj Shadow is going to drop his new album this year, he's got some tracks out!
He's got Run the Jewels as a guest too so that's fucking amazing
althoguh I'm getting kind of RTJ'd out

who are some artists or astyle sof stuff you're into?

Camden Phillips
Camden Phillips

means L I T E R A L L Y nothing

Thomas Gomez
Thomas Gomez

and does nothing but shitpost and make gay noises

Jonathan James
Jonathan James

Fappening.

I don't see whats wrong with desu

Levi Peterson
Levi Peterson

GAY NOISES

Lincoln Mitchell
Lincoln Mitchell

Yeah, so explain to me what is so bad about him, as I clearly can't figure it out myself.

Jack Hill
Jack Hill

I like gay noises though.

Caleb Gutierrez
Caleb Gutierrez

Jurassic world really isnt that bad guys

whyd everyone hate on it...

Joseph Brown
Joseph Brown

Protip - Don't model yourself after Desu.
Its a terrible thing to be.
I am not going to say anymore on the subject. Good day.

Sebastian Parker
Sebastian Parker

thats sthuper

Jaxson Foster
Jaxson Foster

Prudes and Judes

Julian Sanders
Julian Sanders

the lisp is reel

Leo Kelly
Leo Kelly

knee ni ne

Jason Cook
Jason Cook

I don't know what desu does that is so fucking bad though, just fuckin explain it to me.
Does he flirt a lot? Does he just make low effort posts?
I can't change if I don't know what the fuck I'm doing wrong.

John Watson
John Watson

i heard that shit man...

Joseph Sanchez
Joseph Sanchez

haben schnat

Jacob Gutierrez
Jacob Gutierrez

Fate will deside little one.

Easton Morris
Easton Morris

i said GOOD DAY

Parker Sanchez
Parker Sanchez

vocaroo yourself saying something... "please sama hnnn thats nice give me that cock hnn im a dirty slut hnn yes jesus god yes"

in the most monotone voice you can

Gabriel Cooper
Gabriel Cooper

me irl

(im on the pick a side either works

Brayden Rivera
Brayden Rivera

nine

Desu publicly erotic roleplays and posts {most likeley ironically] the most degenerate things imagineable here in a community full of degenerates

Anyone from /lewd/ automaticaly gets the desu label before they do anything

Chase Harris
Chase Harris

http://vocaroo.com/i/s1KePysO6V5G

Isaac Walker
Isaac Walker

Isn't nezi a cutiepie irl tho?

Carter Gomez
Carter Gomez

... shits hilarious

Joshua Wood
Joshua Wood

http://vocaroo.com/i/s0mCa5ahcoZX

Seriously? That's it? Haha what the fuck, that doesn't even make sense.
So basically don't do sexual shit here, but in private. lmao
Whatever.

Andrew Fisher
Andrew Fisher

I think it's more of a meme than anything

Benjamin Nelson
Benjamin Nelson

Why can't I hold all these keks?

Carter Ward
Carter Ward

not monotone enough... one more take pls

Jaxson Jones
Jaxson Jones

kekkles

okay!

Julian Green
Julian Green

Things that bother you
never bother me
I feel happy and fine, haha
Living in the sunlight
loving in the moonlight
having a wonderful time

Colton Rivera
Colton Rivera

http://vocaroo.com/i/s0qXIMHSeJZW

Jeremiah Ortiz
Jeremiah Ortiz

nice... was it good for you?

Ethan Wood
Ethan Wood

not really, just felt like someone wanted me to do a scene for a movie, but a really shitty movie

Gabriel Reed
Gabriel Reed

Time to break the fast.
/lates

Nathaniel Torres
Nathaniel Torres

nearly perfect monotony...

Dylan Murphy
Dylan Murphy

thanks, I'm from minnesota, so it's my specialty

James Butler
James Butler

spent some time in hutchinson... neat library... and an amazing german restaurant at the corner

Lincoln Long
Lincoln Long

mff what the fuck is this shit

Cameron Watson
Cameron Watson

I've never been to no german places, also I don't know where Hutchinson is.

Mason Lewis
Mason Lewis

gnight peeps
gnight bruce willis

Andrew Russell
Andrew Russell

fuck you grim

Daniel Lopez
Daniel Lopez

goodnight curry...

man i love german food tho

Easton Walker
Easton Walker

I'm going to suck your cock clean.

Joshua Hill
Joshua Hill

nini grom

Kevin Wood
Kevin Wood

lol that face...

David Jones
David Jones

mff you slut...

Justin Williams
Justin Williams

user can i call you dad

can i be ur son

Robert Martinez
Robert Martinez

Daddy, are you masturbating right now?

Adrian Hernandez
Adrian Hernandez

Honey I'm home.

How's thread.

Noah Thompson
Noah Thompson

hey big boy
bruce willis is here tonight

Lincoln Ward
Lincoln Ward

Daddy is here.

Hunter Flores
Hunter Flores

call me papito...

not yet, i was fetching a beverage and urinating..

~ samaism#413 "you dont buy beer you rent it"

Juan Bell
Juan Bell

she looks pretty~

gimme

Landon Long
Landon Long

The real Bruce Willis? Or some fake bruce willie imposter?

Who? Who is daddy. Please don't tell me you're one of those 'cummies' people.

Asher Cooper
Asher Cooper

quit joking around
im serious

Grayson Baker
Grayson Baker

inb4 the korean is unimpressed.. with anything, but will argue about it

Leo Richardson
Leo Richardson

call me daddy.. would you like to suckle my teat?

Hunter Reed
Hunter Reed

yet?
So you're definitely going to then, huh?

dunno m8, sorry

Anon_sama is mi papito.
Nah, he's just hot as fuck and looks like an older man.
Looks like he's got rough hands that are only good for molesting soft flesh~

Aaron Edwards
Aaron Edwards

The big man himself
right here

Kayden Lee
Kayden Lee

certainly... to black chicks

"im getting to old for this shit"

Cameron King
Cameron King

nupe

Carson Nguyen
Carson Nguyen

As long as you don't go around begging for cummies I'll allow it.

Bruce Willis is basically my spirit animal. Him and Jason Statham.

Benjamin Butler
Benjamin Butler

why not?
:c

Aiden Mitchell
Aiden Mitchell

姜还是老的辣

Brody Ward
Brody Ward

so essentially I AM IZAYAS SPIRIT ANIMAL

Andrew Jones
Andrew Jones

not even me, till it's light out tbh

fufu, have fun then hun~

Oh? You're allowing me to do things now?
That make you my master or somethin?

Cause I just don't know! I think I saved it off of /a/.

Lincoln Martin
Lincoln Martin

This is mine

Jack Peterson
Jack Peterson

so, you like burgers, huh?

Luis Foster
Luis Foster

its the pepper diet

Henry Anderson
Henry Anderson

Are you Bruce Willis, my man? I'm interested now.

Perhaps. I'm not particularly interested in keeping you yet.

Is that supposed to be Gladiator?

Daniel Cruz
Daniel Cruz

oh fuck yes
I love burgers!
Burg! Burg! Gimmie!

Jace Davis
Jace Davis

GIMME
GIMME
GIMME
GIMME
GIMME
GIMME
GIMME
GIMME
GIMME
GIMME
GIMME
GIMME
GIMME
GIMME
GIMME
GIMME
GIMME
GIMME
GIMME
GIMME
GIMME
GIMME
GIMME
GIMME
GIMME
GIMME
GIMME
GIMME
GIMME
GIMME

Dominic Carter
Dominic Carter

That is MF DOOM

Elijah Howard
Elijah Howard

no you don't

Leo Lee
Leo Lee

B-BURG!

Easton Green
Easton Green

call me Bruce...

nice to meet you

Camden Ortiz
Camden Ortiz

rip

Evan Wright
Evan Wright

new

Luke Diaz
Luke Diaz

w-why not?

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