Ywn cuddle with a qt girl while watching tv

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why not? just marry a hag and cuddle with your daughters

that sounds distracting. it is more important to focus on the film so i can review it properly.

I have on various occasions before my life went completely into the shitter. Now I'm old and alone.

This is the only correct answer to post on Holla Forums

the fact that her pantsu arent symmetrical is really triggering my panty related autismz

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for me it's the sepia tone.
unnecessary..

Yeah iktf
I do cuddle with a qt girl while watching anime though

lmao
I'd have nothing wrong with gay relationships if they were the same as straight ones, gays get in a "relationship" for two months, break up, fuck 20 guys and get in another "relationship".

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You sound like you're a pathetic, fatass virgin irl, tbh

Só, they act exactly like women?

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wew lad

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yeah, nah

what if she's quiet and attentive to the kinos too, user?

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Reminds me of this show. There's this running gag where the characters only refer to a girl in the show as "her?"

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Why is everyone saying the OP image isn't a girl?
Are you guys just memeing again?

I like that, even though I unironically enjoy Omega and the rest of the Bullet Club

There's no way that's a boys butt. It's too perfectly shaped.

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A true kino lover would have no time to cuddle and his wife wouldn't either, you would both be paying attention to the film in front of you.

That's a really gay webm, why do you have that saved?

Cause he's a really gay user

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No way, Holla Forums is at least 90% straight.

The Jews won. I've been corrupted by darkness and there's no saving me.

Oh. Have you tried not being gay?

see

Homos ARE men that think like women.

some homos probably think men are women.

i care about my hobbies faggot

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how tf did Holla Forums become an incel nest?

it's imageboard prerogative

Did I do it right?

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You watch anime with traps. Is it so hard to believe there are guys with nice feminine ass? Especially if they take hormones or physically work for it in their drag jobs.

Yes.

I'd fuck those shuguys but they gotta keep the costumes on.

I like big ass, but not if it's all gross and rough like that one.
It's gotta be smooth.

That shyguy guy needs to take care of his hair, fuck.

lol

Move out of Commiefornia/Londonstan

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smhtbqh

lmao his benis is tiny

That makes it more feminine.

That's not a trap, that's a twink.

Looks girly to me.

That's what a twink is, a trap is a guy who tries to pass as a girl. That's obviously not a girl.

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Who watches it for that shitty gaiden? You should be watching for LIJ.

faggot

If liking butts makes me gay then I'm OP.

aww come on guys. don't. not sonic.

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t. virgin

the only good Los Ingobernable is Naito. I can't even name another member off the top of my head.

dumbass

The problem is finding a girl who has a sweet spot of compatibility with things you like. I've been through this with every girl I've dated and something is always sacrificed and generally it ends up causing half our arguments.

-"Hey baby, can we watch this movie tonight? It's one of my favorites." "No, I don't really feel like watching a movie right now." "Okay." *five minutes later*" "Can we watch this other movie instead?" "You just said you didn't feel like watching my movie." "I know, but I want to watch this other one." Repeat until one or the other gets angry about not watching enough of *their* movies.

-Find a girl with completely compatible tastes. Problems? 1. She's already seen most of what I'd want to show her. 2. The higher intellectual compatibility tends to mean a sacrifice in her looks, leading to less benefit from sex and cuddling. 3. Because we agree 99% of the time the rare time we do disagree now seems like a way huger deal than it would have otherwise. I had a girl like this I was dating who had a panic attack and started crying when she discovered *we like eating different kinds of fruit.* Imagine how we handled watching a movie we both enjoyed, and discovering we had interpretations which directly conflicted with eachother.

-So you make a list of shows/movies with themes you both like, but you never feel like watching the same thing at the same time. This leads to "netflix cheating" wherein one party is really desperate to see the next episode of a show they're both watching, but the other doesn't feel like it, so one partner "cheats" and watches it without the other person and doesn't tell them, sometimes then watching it again and pretending they hadn't. When caught, feelings of betrayal and even fights can result.

-If the movie is important to you, say it's a childhood favorite or something, her attempts to distract you will only offend you, and your blowing her off will also hurt her feelings as well. The same of course is true in reverse.

-One possible short-term solution, if your girl doesn't have a terrible sense of humor and you can make her laugh is watching intentionally shitty movies together and sort of rifftraxing them. If you go in with no expectations on the quality of the film, it's okay to talk during it, it's okay if you both say the movie is a piece of shit, and you can laugh your way through then generally it can be a fun experience. This doesn't work with every girl of course, though if I was dating a girl and she said "Why would I want to watch a shitty movie?" I might have to consider ending the relationship.

Of course not user, don't be silly. They're worse. Holla Forums would put them way low on the list of people who should be hanged. They should be up near the top.

-Pedophiles & Rapists (read: beta males)
-Progressives
-Feminists
-Communists & Socialists
-Lesbians (the previous category will erase most of this one)
-Other alphabet soup LGBT labels
-Trannies
-Gay men
-Islamists
-People with IQs less than 90
-People with severe forms of hereditary deformity or mental impairment wouldn't be put to death, but would be sterilized.

I'm not sure what compelled me to just list it out like that… It felt like my hands were being guided.

Those hips though.