♥ Official Scootalooo Thread ♥Red Pill Edition

Benjamin Smith
Benjamin Smith

♥ Official Scootalooo Thread ♥

Red Pill Edition

All urls found in this thread:
https://twitter.com/sekaiproject/status/749822154879995904
http://pastebin.com/iu5EM7s9
http://imgur.com/a/8nY0J
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sOYd7AEoMtI
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EwYGglQcV4g
Connor Johnson
Connor Johnson

bump

Jacob Brooks
Jacob Brooks

wat
concern yourself with good info not useless info

Christopher Anderson
Christopher Anderson

Why do you even link new threads if you're not even posting or talking to anyone?

Only because Ui keeps bringing in more fat crossdressers.

Justin Jones
Justin Jones

*bumps*

Wyatt Johnson
Wyatt Johnson

he doesnt really know how to talk to people

Jaxson Walker
Jaxson Walker

I don't know how to deal with this at all.

Thus not utterly shit.

Lucas Bailey
Lucas Bailey

https://twitter.com/sekaiproject/status/749822154879995904

/happening/

Jacob Richardson
Jacob Richardson

i'm back from reading~

Christian Adams
Christian Adams

bump
gimme
yuri~

Adrian Jenkins
Adrian Jenkins

true enough
there's not really a guide to it though, and i don't have a particular anger at anyone here

true
ok, mostly shit

Lucas Garcia
Lucas Garcia

my luka thread collection goes to 6 now + the genesis

Jaxon Green
Jaxon Green

We have to fight to the death and brutally enforce our ideologies.

Oliver Nelson
Oliver Nelson

You accepted it

Thomas Cook
Thomas Cook

Wow he really turned the boob bounciness up to max

Luke Moore
Luke Moore

sure there's a guide. it's right here: http://pastebin.com/iu5EM7s9

anyone below 7/10 FILTER EM

Adrian Evans
Adrian Evans

mfw barely made the cut

*whew

Jack Ward
Jack Ward

Is the user ShitFox again?

Jacob Baker
Jacob Baker

kodomo no jikan

Aaron Perez
Aaron Perez

what do i do if they're not on there?
would i have to filter myself?

Jonathan Clark
Jonathan Clark

I wouldn't really say that.

That's a fight which will not heed any fruits of labour.

It gets pretty good.

6
Oh, thanks.

Zachary Cook
Zachary Cook

<3

if they're not on there just leave em.
oh woops you aren't on it? lmao sorry

Jason Wright
Jason Wright

nothin wrong w./ that my dude

Levi Harris
Levi Harris

sci ps.... i

Ryder Bailey
Ryder Bailey

how are you fine folks tonight?

Cameron Green
Cameron Green

fine fine
it's... not shit
it's animus

does that work?
i'm trying to be unreasonably cynical here darn you

you're killing me here

Brayden Hughes
Brayden Hughes

real tip i've listened to toxic like 10 times in a row and it's still good

spears has that staying power

Gabriel Gutierrez
Gabriel Gutierrez

sci
0/10

Grayson Campbell
Grayson Campbell

Fine, we won't do it today, but only because it's 'Murica appreciation day.

William Gomez
William Gomez

gay

Brandon Thomas
Brandon Thomas

/stream crossing

Jaxson Bell
Jaxson Bell

Was it the alcoholism?
I bet it was the alcoholism.

Well that's better.

Connor Sullivan
Connor Sullivan

shh shh [pets ur hair]

actually i dont even know how i'd rate you at this point. for now i'll give you a special category and get back to it later.

ikr fuck that guy

Nathan Cruz
Nathan Cruz

*nyan

Xavier Scott
Xavier Scott

maybe a little i guess lmao
okay okay tone it down bud.

Christian Sullivan
Christian Sullivan

thank you

i feel like such a snowflake

anywho, time to sleep
goodnight animus

William Reyes
William Reyes

gag

soo.....good then?

seth meyers or gtfo ----->

Isaac Morgan
Isaac Morgan

ahhhh im not on there, also wolfspider is to high fuck that guy

Ayden Gonzalez
Ayden Gonzalez

me too
seeya later

Owen Long
Owen Long

Or was it because I stopped void posting?

No problem.

Evan Richardson
Evan Richardson

Are you like the rest of /lewds/ posters and morbidly obese?

Connor Hernandez
Connor Hernandez

ugh fiiiine... i return to the no fun allowed zone.

good talk with /lewd/ tho they all good people

Asher Allen
Asher Allen

before your time i guess

Charles Moore
Charles Moore

nope

Ian Gray
Ian Gray

nope im skinny

Lucas Sanchez
Lucas Sanchez

ew wtf

i dont even know u
maybe i should just remove wolfspider too

whats void posting

yeah they'll be all right

Chase Hernandez
Chase Hernandez

mfw toxic was released 13 years ago

Asher Long
Asher Long

howdy folks
that fine sting of hydrogen peroxide filling up your cuts
life is dull

Jordan Myers
Jordan Myers

before i go to sleep
i am not morbidly obese

alright
now my offended conscience can rest nicely

Leo Mitchell
Leo Mitchell

next time ill bring snacks... they seemd grumpy

Elijah Green
Elijah Green

accepted wat? ._.

Chase Watson
Chase Watson

lol ikr?

brittany is sooooooooo old

Jeremiah Peterson
Jeremiah Peterson

sooo hi. ive sold you to this guy named Blackjack for 2 bitcons

Sebastian Johnson
Sebastian Johnson

ily luka

Matthew Richardson
Matthew Richardson

well the last time there was a mass migration from animus it started out as awful spamming and then they hated the people from animus who actually wanted to stay there at first

Carson King
Carson King

only 2
you got gyped

Bentley Morris
Bentley Morris

thanks

Xavier Evans
Xavier Evans

When I used to just answer to everyone with lyrics and post stuff from this folder back in 2015.
You don't remember that?

Christopher Hernandez
Christopher Hernandez

mfw i try to throw you all under the bus but they aren't biting

Jeremiah Thompson
Jeremiah Thompson

i did not agree to shit

Juan Gray
Juan Gray

Being bumped.

Samuel Richardson
Samuel Richardson

he can be found here... expecting his merchandise
268425
268425

Nicholas Butler
Nicholas Butler

not really
i think maybe by mistake i took your posts seriously lol
but yeah no i dont think that would improve posting quality

Charles Lee
Charles Lee

it's still too crossthready

can we ban blackjack pls?

Levi Murphy
Levi Murphy

no, I know the song silly tp

it is not one that I enjoy :p

sounds good to me though?

seth meyers is a god, how dare u

how'd you talk them into 2 bitcoins wtf

Ethan Moore
Ethan Moore

nice link

Alexander Turner
Alexander Turner

oh... there you are. i need payment in full plus delivery

Eli Wright
Eli Wright

I tried to pick a fight with Proto a few times like that too.

Lucas Walker
Lucas Walker

Is Blackjack cute though?

Ryan Miller
Ryan Miller

tried doing that to welms but his reactions sucked

Benjamin Hill
Benjamin Hill

but proto's such a sweet guy why would u do that

Brayden Reed
Brayden Reed

ya shes a cutie

Oliver Hughes
Oliver Hughes

how bout this one?

Andrew Brown
Andrew Brown

To get inside his madness.

Robert Lee
Robert Lee

lol

Carter Harris
Carter Harris

banning people woah tumblr faggot

Luke Brooks
Luke Brooks

remember when bard posted there and got pissed at the erp and left?

and now it's even worse here LOL

Kayden Rivera
Kayden Rivera

he even gets mad when people cap him irl... lol can you believe it?

Hudson Robinson
Hudson Robinson

I'm getting mixed messages here.

Colton Wilson
Colton Wilson

He's not actually crazy. I've gotten under his skin once. He's just edgy.

Michael Scott
Michael Scott

what's wrong with tumblr they have based images

Logan Cook
Logan Cook

Just gonna assume you're both beached whales.

Carter Torres
Carter Torres

remember when "load last 50 posts" was a thing and you didn't have to load the whole fucking thread every time?

Pepperidge farm remembers

don't give me that look

stopped at 0:02

you have weird taste in music

Xavier Bell
Xavier Bell

probs not a good idea unless you've given up on life as it is. proto's world is not for livin in, it's just for lookin at from the outside.

Liam Rivera
Liam Rivera

but seth meyers isn't funny

Jackson Moore
Jackson Moore

ERPS FUCKSJFKK;LSGLFGGGSSSS
*ragequits

oh but this is fine...

Easton Foster
Easton Foster

nuu

Leo Rogers
Leo Rogers

proto has raged at me before and i didn't do shit

he's the best

Grayson Rivera
Grayson Rivera

He's not even particularly edgy.
He's just fucking autistic and keeps spamming nonsensical shit nonstop for reasons I don't think anyone understands.
He's pretty much a Sci tier poster.

Cooper Reed
Cooper Reed

what was the deal with his sister who died and you didn't know or something?

Nathaniel Sullivan
Nathaniel Sullivan

he seems a tad oversensitive
and sjw's
neato

Brody Lee
Brody Lee

/bump

Luis Walker
Luis Walker

xd respond to me or ill ddos you

Noah Barnes
Noah Barnes

ANYONE I LOVE LEFT

Lucas Roberts
Lucas Roberts

Post face

Cameron Edwards
Cameron Edwards

WAR GOD

Adam Jones
Adam Jones

RIFK

Asher Anderson
Asher Anderson

RIFK DRINK

Jacob Gonzalez
Jacob Gonzalez

WHAT DO YOU FIGHT FOR?
RIFK
GIBBE MUSIC

Aiden Rodriguez
Aiden Rodriguez

ehs mah nigga tho, gotta love his little quirks...

Dylan Thomas
Dylan Thomas

500 GB/S

Blake Clark
Blake Clark

this blackjack dude is a fucking cuck

Liam Richardson
Liam Richardson

Stop posting pictures of me.
What does that mean?

Benjamin Howard
Benjamin Howard

[Randon, obscure reference to some super minor "hacker" to show I'm a legit hacker too.]

Julian Mitchell
Julian Mitchell

I will not

Henry Cook
Henry Cook

I've seen him break the act twice, I've come to understood he's just like Neru.
In the end it wasn't worth my time.

I saw him talk to the old posters normally and then I was like "oh, well then."

Jordan Edwards
Jordan Edwards

Is that girl at least 18 or are you about to be posting CP again?

Zachary Perez
Zachary Perez

nuuuuuuuuuuuu

Isaiah Martinez
Isaiah Martinez

These pictures aren't for the public.

Cameron White
Cameron White

me atmm

Brandon Clark
Brandon Clark

for the record proto is a hacker and i remind him of his old dead hacker friend and that's why he likes me

it's not that hard to understand

Asher Russell
Asher Russell

Yeah I bet

Angel Robinson
Angel Robinson

kuus was more konato tho, js

Cooper Thomas
Cooper Thomas

proto appreciation thread

Luke Miller
Luke Miller

:<

i dunno

Kevin Brooks
Kevin Brooks

*appreciates proto

Josiah Wright
Josiah Wright

HOW DARE U

i ain't clickin dat shit nigga

Carter Ward
Carter Ward

ywn have someone this qt supreme

Noah Stewart
Noah Stewart

Shouldn't the other hand be moving? What the hell?
Yeah just go ahead and do it.
I showed you these in private..... I trusted you......
I'm actually 20 though.

Christian Adams
Christian Adams

when I joined shhe was using yui :)

Camden Torres
Camden Torres

Shouldn't the other hand be moving? What the hell?
not for sama. he's a lil subby boy.

Christopher Reyes
Christopher Reyes

...should it?

Josiah Scott
Josiah Scott

then she quit using Yui cus I used Yui c :

Cameron Richardson
Cameron Richardson

that's what you get nerd

Carter Morgan
Carter Morgan

for like 2 months, if...

its true, i like to be on the bottom...

Henry Wright
Henry Wright

you're missing out

Adam Johnson
Adam Johnson

im starting to really like that gril youre posting ban

Benjamin Adams
Benjamin Adams

real talk tho posting someone's private pictures in thread is pretty shitty

if it's nudes it's defamation and a felony in some places, so check yourself b4 u shrek urself

Kevin Turner
Kevin Turner

Thats pretty gay
Probably unless the guy is a bitch or something.
what the hell did I ever do to you?
Want her skype?

Elijah Sanders
Elijah Sanders

i dont think thats why she quit using Yui...

Noah Turner
Noah Turner

shrek urself

were you around for the shrekchan raids?

shit was fun

Adrian Rodriguez
Adrian Rodriguez

oh you know

Jackson Cooper
Jackson Cooper

I was around I think but didn't participate

Alexander Bell
Alexander Bell

bring the action

Nathaniel Scott
Nathaniel Scott

no i would need to plan out how to make her mine
and im lazy

Joseph Perez
Joseph Perez

hey... a dude can like the bottom ok

John Price
John Price

we got shrek'd

Leo Torres
Leo Torres

yui seems like she's probably kind of a bitch to me, not that i've ever seen k-on. is she?

cute tho

bbl

Elijah Flores
Elijah Flores

*brings the noise and the funk but forgets the action

Hunter Turner
Hunter Turner

Yeah cool now show butt.
Just start normal conversations.
I don't know I like roughing people up and stuff.

Aiden Torres
Aiden Torres

she is actually the least bitchiest of that show

Luke Russell
Luke Russell

Yui is an enormous airhead/klutz, always making mistakes and being 'cute' while doing it

Aaron Cox
Aaron Cox

All of the characters have zero personality. You couldn't describe any of them as a bitch.

Yui in particular is stupid. But really all of them just sit in a room together and drink tea and eat sweets. That's the entire fucking show near as I know. I got maybe seven episodes in and decided the show was psychologically damaging.

Grayson Perry
Grayson Perry

not that i know or anything

Joshua Perry
Joshua Perry

Complete bitch

Angel Edwards
Angel Edwards

thats one way of making woopie...

Dylan Gonzalez
Dylan Gonzalez

i did a whole series on Yui last night itt... they were begging me to stop... except bard, he liked it

Brayden Wood
Brayden Wood

hi master <3

Luke Flores
Luke Flores

More

Mason Edwards
Mason Edwards

But it wasn't a real examination of the character and her lack of, well, character.

I wouldn't even call what you did satire.

Zachary Anderson
Zachary Anderson

i watched like three eps of k-on

she just got her guitar and then i was like this show if fucking stupid

Tyler Baker
Tyler Baker

Objectively, it is fucking stupid.

Nathaniel Carter
Nathaniel Carter

It probably has a dick.

Hunter Kelly
Hunter Kelly

even bothering to watch pure moe garbage
kys

Jordan Martin
Jordan Martin

http://imgur.com/a/8nY0J

Cameron White
Cameron White

this is the thought of somebody who cant enjoy life

Evan Cox
Evan Cox

who dat

Justin Murphy
Justin Murphy

just my take on things...

im searching for the thread so i dont have to repost

Nathaniel James
Nathaniel James

after i pity called you cute

no loyalty

Isaiah Rogers
Isaiah Rogers

why do you have a rooster/chicken mask lmao

Robert Reyes
Robert Reyes

Don't stoop so low as to get desperate for Shamu.

Easton Williams
Easton Williams

Subtle is a confirmed furry...

Levi Ortiz
Levi Ortiz

i like the drama he creates and i think he may actually die so i like to encourage him

Landon Walker
Landon Walker

everyone here seems to flip flop between calling me cute and telling me to kill myself

the only consistent one is gilgamesh

Connor Ortiz
Connor Ortiz

how is this news? he's also a pedo

Sebastian Clark
Sebastian Clark

Literally no one calls you "cute", you fucking ogre.

Brandon Howard
Brandon Howard

Pillow-chan
I don't know what you're talking about.

Joshua Lewis
Joshua Lewis

in that he always tells you to die?

Lincoln Clark
Lincoln Clark

cucks

Joshua Davis
Joshua Davis

only boo called you cute and then he realized he'd been deceived when he saw your body

Gavin Wood
Gavin Wood

II wish I had a soft pillow ;~

Jaxon Foster
Jaxon Foster

i may have told him he was cute

but it was only to get his confidence up so i could tell him to die

Xavier Jenkins
Xavier Jenkins

Why da cuck not?

Aaron Foster
Aaron Foster

Time to get some sleep, g'night.

Jackson Hernandez
Jackson Hernandez

...cute
*proceeds to down them all

wait this is CP isnt it?

fuck...

jk FBI
*panic mode
*delete delete delete

Michael Phillips
Michael Phillips

bye love

Hudson Cooper
Hudson Cooper

It's not flip flopping. I try to take you seriously, but then you post a pile of vomit and cry about the same fucking guy for the fiftieth time and the contempt wells up. It's on you.

At the very least I try not to encourage suicide.

Ayden Baker
Ayden Baker

I could tuck you in and give you some E-warmth.
They are 26

Gabriel Hill
Gabriel Hill

checked

hey, im consistent with the cute thing....

Zachary Clark
Zachary Clark

whew...

Charles Martin
Charles Martin

i had a panic moment earlier when i thought i may have posted CP

but i guess i didn't

phew

Nicholas James
Nicholas James

Of course I've never called you cute either.

Adrian Hall
Adrian Hall

that feel when us old guys really gotta watch that shit...

Anthony Murphy
Anthony Murphy

Sleep well.

Benjamin Carter
Benjamin Carter

i should go back

Joseph Fisher
Joseph Fisher

stop !

Andrew Butler
Andrew Butler

fish's face is like 6/10 tho
tits are like 1/10
belly 10/10

Jonathan Rivera
Jonathan Rivera

you would give me a nini? o///o

Kayden Cooper
Kayden Cooper

do me next

Angel Carter
Angel Carter

why would you even have CP on your computer you fucking pedo

Asher Ramirez
Asher Ramirez

i really really like this image...

Jayden Harris
Jayden Harris

not even kidding i pulled some shit off google and posted it and was like

wait did i just post CP?

hella panicked

Nolan Cooper
Nolan Cooper

Why should I?
One whole nini
Whys that?

Chase Roberts
Chase Roberts

to my knowlede i dont nezzy

Justin Cooper
Justin Cooper

belly 10/10

I was thinking more a size 46.

Leo Ward
Leo Ward

not you, I knew you were meme'ing but tp was clearly being serious so I asked why

Charles Taylor
Charles Taylor

guitar stylings 4/10
hair 7/10
taco making 10/10

Leo Stewart
Leo Stewart

the only CP i might have is ghosty

Xavier Turner
Xavier Turner

i dunno but i savd it...

ima need to start assking for ID

Thomas Cooper
Thomas Cooper

OUCH

Hunter Hall
Hunter Hall

tits are like 1/10
too much e too quickly

John Richardson
John Richardson

T0thank you benevolent tp

Ian Perry
Ian Perry

You forgot to type something.

I guess i'll just keep posting it then.
Save it. Its all yours my friend.

Easton Williams
Easton Williams

i have nia... and im pretty sure at the time she was 18. at least I hope. but its so buried in subfolders on an encrypted drive theyll never find it

Ayden Hall
Ayden Hall

already done...

Alexander Wright
Alexander Wright

GOTEEM

Kayden Flores
Kayden Flores

Good job my son

Isaiah Gray
Isaiah Gray

ty... and i hatte those fucking granola bars. why would they make them so danm hard?

Nolan Carter
Nolan Carter

tp if i come pick you up will you do a super cool specs op operation with me to burn down trap house and clean swedish's carpet

James Green
James Green

Building teeth muscles

Josiah Green
Josiah Green

is "carpet" a metaphor?

Eli Evans
Eli Evans

BLEGH

Adrian Kelly
Adrian Kelly

its awful... i like clif bars better. like a staple of my errday diet

Leo Ross
Leo Ross

No. The actual carpet.

Jesus, now the image is in my head.

Charles Carter
Charles Carter

lol knew id getchu with that

Andrew Roberts
Andrew Roberts

you paying for gas?

Luke Gonzalez
Luke Gonzalez

whooooo and another one

Sebastian Gonzalez
Sebastian Gonzalez

the cia will

Jose Morales
Jose Morales

cliff bars have so many fookin calories tho

if I remember correctly

Luis Price
Luis Price

I've like never eaten those things outside of camping.
I've never had a problem with the crumbs honestly.

Noah Hughes
Noah Hughes

calories are fine... its the carbs i worry about

Alexander Richardson
Alexander Richardson

I make good life choices
Like playing Warframe 'til 4 am because it's America day

Evan Wilson
Evan Wilson

sounds like a scam

i know cause i've been watching a lot of youtube scam vids

Isaiah Peterson
Isaiah Peterson

you gotta try the pomegranate one

Jaxon Hall
Jaxon Hall

are you still bleeding?

Caleb Turner
Caleb Turner

CLEARLY YOU'VE NEVER EATEN ONE INDOORS YOU LIAR

Ian Campbell
Ian Campbell

*marks today begin revy menstrual cycle

Jordan Campbell
Jordan Campbell

it's not funny he's been bleeding for real

William Long
William Long

That sounds a lot like old people food.
I've eaten them at my desk and i'm just not an animal when I eat them.

Ayden Kelly
Ayden Kelly

she*

Blake Cox
Blake Cox

fuck your shit im enjoying myself...

it is... give it time

Luis Hernandez
Luis Hernandez

just warning you

she needs a doctor

i tried to tell her but she will not listen

Dominic Williams
Dominic Williams

I think I got like 20 years still.

Lucas Butler
Lucas Butler

STOP USING CHEAT CODES FFS

EAT YOUR FOOD LIKE A NORMIE

seriously don't know how you manage that, those oats n honey ones are crazy messy

Jackson Smith
Jackson Smith

Not at the moment but that hasn't meant much in the past week

Jonathan Campbell
Jonathan Campbell

he
she

John Morris
John Morris

*cancels calendar event
*false alarm, not ovulating

...damn

Brody Murphy
Brody Murphy

when you do... try a clif bar, theyre delicious

Brayden Brown
Brayden Brown

just be careful

Robert Anderson
Robert Anderson

Don't spoil my moment tsuchi

Brayden Mitchell
Brayden Mitchell

it

Matthew Green
Matthew Green

↑↑↓↓←→←→BA

It works on everything.

Liam Miller
Liam Miller

That would require quite some friction.

Hunter Nelson
Hunter Nelson

gah cocorosie is shit.. its shiiiiit

Noah Diaz
Noah Diaz

I'll put it on my list.

Charles Long
Charles Long

I'll pretend to for you

Bentley Carter
Bentley Carter

and another...

Jason Russell
Jason Russell

Some of it is fine

Gavin Smith
Gavin Smith

Ethan Jenkins
Ethan Jenkins

you are dead to me

Parker Reyes
Parker Reyes

Hey boo

Mason Sullivan
Mason Sullivan

ok, some... but that one... shit

Parker White
Parker White

mfw revy doesnt say hai to sama

Michael Sanders
Michael Sanders

Did you hello me?

Christopher Morgan
Christopher Morgan

Heyy revysama
did you just get here?
if so how was ur day

Jose Cook
Jose Cook

stare

John Ramirez
John Ramirez

You have to remember that TP also likes fat menwomen.

Luke Ross
Luke Ross

I tried it and I still have no friends so you lied again wow i cnt beleev u

Easton Adams
Easton Adams

You aree Dad to me

CocoRosie are great

Eli Cox
Eli Cox

feeling this rite now...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sOYd7AEoMtI

i didnt... hi

he likes scrawny older white dames... truth

Zachary Kelly
Zachary Kelly

yes thanks for this album <4

Liam Gutierrez
Liam Gutierrez

your name
your the drake poster

Jason Stewart
Jason Stewart

I've been sick and not getting better and tp is mad I haven't gone to the doctor yet

Ian Watson
Ian Watson

.
.
.
.
.
.

Carson King
Carson King

my face right now

Ryan Perez
Ryan Perez

They're good for a few playlists, yeah.

Cougars aren't so bad if they have money.

<-4

Nathaniel Bell
Nathaniel Bell

You must of been on the wrong menu or something.

Xavier Anderson
Xavier Anderson

oh are you another /lewd/ immigrant
welcome home !

that might be the only time tp has ever been right about something
how bad is it?

Jayden Flores
Jayden Flores

Hello anon-sama

Logan Hall
Logan Hall

nice quads

oh look you also have four repeating numbers in your post number

Adam Nelson
Adam Nelson

the white ones are acrid

William King
William King

Hi... so why are you bleeding?
and if it isnt menstrual why havent you seen a doctor?

justify your actions... do it now

Jacob Moore
Jacob Moore

tfw all you want is cuddles and xanax but you can't get either

Kayden Brooks
Kayden Brooks

YES?
this is like scary version of /lewd/ since i dont know anyone

Gavin Thompson
Gavin Thompson

Manageable
Not too bad
Nbd
I came home from vacation early

Kevin Green
Kevin Green

This is me irl btw

Asher Martinez
Asher Martinez

being picky about your sugar momma

Lucas Reed
Lucas Reed

pills

Jack Ross
Jack Ross

jesus christ do you do anything in life that isn't drinking or drugs

nice try dad I know that's you! you can't trick me....this time! ;w;

Jayden Smith
Jayden Smith


its a shame your pills are grounded tonight i can be your xanax

cute... and if i say youre cute youre cute

not being picky about your nigress

Dylan Gray
Dylan Gray

My body disagrees with itself and I dislike doctors
To already made me promise to see one Tuesday

Elijah Hughes
Elijah Hughes

Hi my names Archives nice to meet you.

So what brings you here?

I don't think I've ever seen you in our little corner before xd

Aiden Bennett
Aiden Bennett

*TP

Benjamin Watson
Benjamin Watson

body disagreement is not an apt description...
where is the blood coming from?

Brayden Hill
Brayden Hill

you look like benedict cumberbatch

Josiah Gomez
Josiah Gomez

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EwYGglQcV4g

Jordan Johnson
Jordan Johnson

yeah you probably should

Jaxson Powell
Jaxson Powell

Don't you mind

John Clark
John Clark

lol.... no

Josiah Rogers
Josiah Rogers

I feel like I've made this exact post like a hundred times.

Jaxon Young
Jaxon Young

I'll spoil what I goddamn want to.

Benjamin Wood
Benjamin Wood

ya he does you stupid nigger fuck you and your shitty opinion i'll fucking kill you

Joshua Hughes
Joshua Hughes

youre bleeding from the ass arent you?

Adam Jenkins
Adam Jenkins

i dont know blacjack just came from /lewd/ blackjack will go now

Nicholas Wright
Nicholas Wright

those are both easily acquired

Caleb Powell
Caleb Powell

COME THE FUCK AT ME BRO

Justin Harris
Justin Harris

Nice to meet you, Archives.

Natural selection will sort that out for me.

Angel Adams
Angel Adams

Why, when you could spoil me?

Levi Hill
Levi Hill

need cash for xanny

need social life for cuddles

Dominic Cox
Dominic Cox

don't worry
ask me anything you need to know
i can patience this out

Where were you?
early vacation leaves are shit

Owen Edwards
Owen Edwards

no... it wont

that you actually have to do

Kayden Allen
Kayden Allen

I think I'm gonna go to bed.

nighty night animu

Alexander Rivera
Alexander Rivera

dad? wow things are moving pretty fast
You really think so?
I just seemed like the right thing to do.
Goodbye then blackjack, i'll miss you greatly....old friend....

Zachary Robinson
Zachary Robinson

Okay, mostly the same post, give or take two words.

Jackson Ward
Jackson Ward

i was thinking more james dean

Jason Howard
Jason Howard

if i were you i'd be too anxious to go to sleep because my anxiety and my lack of xanax

Connor Flores
Connor Flores

The lake and I wasn't enjoying myself anyway

Kayden Bennett
Kayden Bennett

"REEEE" DO YOU HAVE ANOTHER MOTHERFUCKING JOKE YOU TIRED CUNT FUCKING SERIOUSLY MAKE IT WORTH MY WHILE DUMASS NOW

COME

THE

FUCK

AT

ME

FAGGOT

Camden Cruz
Camden Cruz

Please don't share disgusting blogs when you wake up.

Jaxon Lewis
Jaxon Lewis

lol

Julian Baker
Julian Baker

xanny
degenerate
is this just lewd with a different paint job ?
alas i can not go just yet

Samuel Phillips
Samuel Phillips

i swear if he says he needs more xannies one more time

no one fucking needs xannies

Dylan Anderson
Dylan Anderson

ay papi, slow down~

Aaron Rivera
Aaron Rivera

If every rich nigress in the world direly craves me, it stands to reason that one of the most fit specimen will win the catfight over me.

Are those two words "I'm smelly," because you'd just be smelly old Archives then.

Owen Moore
Owen Moore

Oh but I already said my goodbyes and now its just awkward...

Angel Barnes
Angel Barnes

I've been given a prescription for ativan before, which is also a benzo, and ot's the only thing I'v ever taken that helped

Jaxson Harris
Jaxson Harris

You dont like lakes?
theyre really relaxing
what were you doing?

less underage people
more cocaine

the main difference from Holla Forums and the other alice boards is that we have a huge amount of drama
Holla Forums gimmick is that it runs on drama

Caleb Morales
Caleb Morales

Paintjob? We don't even have drywall.

Austin Ortiz
Austin Ortiz

can i ask you something?

Josiah Morales
Josiah Morales

I am slowing down.
I'm not smelly or old.

Sebastian Thompson
Sebastian Thompson

sama looks like bruce willis you retards

Owen Evans
Owen Evans

go wathc ur anime, lil dude

Luis Price
Luis Price

...presuming your prominent genetic traits surpass your social abilities.

if not you are limited to social interaction and manipulation

*daat redpill

William Murphy
William Murphy

is this just lewd with a different paint job ?

The paint is a stunning mix of every known bodily fluid.

Zachary Brown
Zachary Brown

Shoot

Connor Gray
Connor Gray

Well then, according to Anon_sama, TP would never date you.

Austin Nguyen
Austin Nguyen

are you calling me slow?????
wow rood

Camden Morgan
Camden Morgan

gonna need that list of ingredients.

Colton Morales
Colton Morales

DEFLECTING

HERP I CANT COME ATCHU SO I NEED U TO GO AWAI

NO FAGGOT
U
LOSE

Lucas Smith
Lucas Smith

I try not tell people how bad I smell until they get to know me a little better.

Jack Lopez
Jack Lopez

'nough sed

Lucas James
Lucas James

lol we meme nao

Luke Butler
Luke Butler

But I REALLY need a date to the dance.
yes?

Christian Martin
Christian Martin

just go with the flow dude
ah fam i get yeah, it does have different feel
clean your shit up, dont act like niggers

Samuel Jenkins
Samuel Jenkins

Blood, shit, bile, piss, and semen.

Primarily bile in the past twenty four hours, but historically blood is the most common. I can't give you exact ratios, this shit is a black box.

William Long
William Long

ya well...... ur like gay, bro.

Carson Ward
Carson Ward

But this flow is rapidly changing speed and direction sooooooo I don't know how to handle it.

Asher Thompson
Asher Thompson

But it builds character.

Jacob Baker
Jacob Baker

I figured blood and semen would be the majority.

Zachary Green
Zachary Green

DIS NIGGA IS LIMITED TO LIKE 2 MOTHERFUCKING JOKES
CANT FIGHT BACK
MAH ADVERSARI WONT LEAVE SO IMA CALL EM GAY
NOW YOU
LISTEN
HERE YOU PISSY
LITTLE

TWAT

IF U DIDNT BRING TEH BIGBOI PANTS U SHOULDNA COME TO THA PARTY

NOW FUCK OFF
IMBECILE

Jeremiah Cruz
Jeremiah Cruz

split your lungs with cum and jizz

Ethan Young
Ethan Young

I'm not a redpill, I'm an MGTOWWBWWWW

Men Going Their Own Way With Black Women When We Want

When did end up telling your sister? That must have come as quite a shock for her.

Date The Dance sounds like a shitty reality television show.

You say it like God didn't damn us to this fate.

Leo Evans
Leo Evans

Swedish Fish vomited all over the floor and was posting pictures of it.

So, ya know.

Mason Hughes
Mason Hughes

What do you even do? How does this game show work?

Jonathan Hall
Jonathan Hall

lol

interesting... way to not force that

Cooper Ramirez
Cooper Ramirez

im pretty confused here in general
but it makes you nigger, so -character
you did it to yourself
you're tranny is broken

Brody Barnes
Brody Barnes

*adhominem*
*capslock*
*naruto character picture*

im meeming back at you now famly

Sebastian Stewart
Sebastian Stewart

She almost disowned me, but I'm working through it.

They all are.

Mason Thomas
Mason Thomas

oh, really?
sounds awesome

Henry Clark
Henry Clark

how do you rike my home

Easton Gray
Easton Gray

ADNAUSEUM
THIS CONVERSATION
ITS NOT EVEN FUCKING NARUTO

CAN

YOU

EVEN

FUCKING

MEME

WITH YOUR TIRED ASS

Colton Harris
Colton Harris

I can show you the way.

David Walker
David Walker

thanks fam
its like basra
do it fam

Connor Thompson
Connor Thompson

Excuse me?

Dominic Evans
Dominic Evans

Maybe it's a couples challenge where they're all new to dancing and trying to win some prize at the end. Professional dance instructors and stuff, like a Dancing with the Stars dealie.

My mom always said, if you force it it'll break.

I am my own God, and my own damnation. I identify as Three Days Grace songs.

At least after so many partial drownings, you're staring to build up an immunity.

Grayson Davis
Grayson Davis

?

William Ward
William Ward

Oh, disowned, not drowned. Never mind.

Elijah Turner
Elijah Turner

tranny here
i identify as a attack helo

John Russell
John Russell

Walk down this hallway and its the 3rd door on the left.

Open the chest you find inside and put on the gear you find.

Then slay the beast that we gave a name.

Camden Moore
Camden Moore

Don't make it gay.

Christian Cook
Christian Cook

I honestly should learn to expect this.

Gabriel Nelson
Gabriel Nelson

just bend it a little at a time...

ITS LIKE HES TRYING TO SPEAK TO ME I JUST KNOW IT

Caleb Kelly
Caleb Kelly

What the fuck is that .webm even?

Jack Price
Jack Price

your tranny is a degenerate tbh

Thomas Sullivan
Thomas Sullivan

fookin hell I'm tired, body is yelling at me but my mind won't shut up long enough to sleep

even so I'm powering down, goodnight animus

Jace Stewart
Jace Stewart

evidence of him "memeing" i presumed

Brayden Russell
Brayden Russell

I can't dance and I don't have a partner.

Alexander Morales
Alexander Morales

what is this beast

Levi Morris
Levi Morris

idk some sorta glitch in the system or somethin

Lucas Moore
Lucas Moore

I like your infanticide poem.

Soon enough bent will be your new normal.

Then you wouldn't be on the fucking show, now would you?

Nolan Hall
Nolan Hall

...being curved slightly is the thing

idek where were we going with this?

Easton Rogers
Easton Rogers

Some people have called it a hydra in the past.
Thanks I put a lot of work into that.

Hey fuck you thats rude.

Jose Hughes
Jose Hughes

They all are.

Welcome to animus, consider visiting when /lewd/ finally curls up dead the rest of the way.

Do you want me to just give you my damn folder?

Sebastian Bailey
Sebastian Bailey

Night Nezi!

Samuel Cook
Samuel Cook

Idle conversation is the devil's plaything.

Maybe you shouldn't be wasting my time coming to a couples audition without a partner, you waste of a right foot.

Nah, there are plenty of Undertale images online that I could theoretically save. Yours are just collateral damage.

Noah Howard
Noah Howard

I wanna sleep but i also wanna play guitar all night

Lincoln Young
Lincoln Young

let me go get my gun
is that because most them have bigger dicks then you? kek

Jackson Davis
Jackson Davis

I bet you don't even have one.
No you gonna use the gear I gave you.

Joseph Robinson
Joseph Robinson

Your neighbors probably vote sleep.

Daniel Torres
Daniel Torres

ooooo whats that?

Gabriel Clark
Gabriel Clark

Alrighty then.

Nah, I'm just memeing.

Henry Taylor
Henry Taylor

Cat ears and a soggy cucumber.

Mason Johnson
Mason Johnson

?

Blake Russell
Blake Russell

checked

so we idle... i got nothin

what should we talk about?

geetah geetah

Chase Peterson
Chase Peterson

Maybe if my neighbors were dogs

I highly doubt an acoustic strung with lights played fingerstyle would be audible through 4 or more walls Considering Ive had people complain about how quiet the guitar is from under 10 feet away

Oliver Edwards
Oliver Edwards

...i for one welcome our new blackjack overlord

Juan Williams
Juan Williams

She'll be gone tomorrow and never come back.

PRONOUNS ARE FUN

Colton Price
Colton Price

You don't need a partner to conduct auditions, you need a partner to be ON A PARTNERS DANCE TELEVISION SHOW. Get out of my sight.

I mean, if it offends you, let me know. I won't stop, but you can let me know.

The fourth?

Play some Mexican ballads then.

Lincoln Jones
Lincoln Jones

Would I be offering you my folder if I was all that offended?

Ian Ramirez
Ian Ramirez

i for one welcome our new (albeit temporary) blackjack overlord...

dont look at me like that... with those judging eyes. actually no keep doing it. its getting me hot
i get to work... but there will be fireworks, hbu?

Evan Hughes
Evan Hughes

you will be treated nicely under my rule
i will be here indirectly or direct
suck it up, butter cup

Jose Gutierrez
Jose Gutierrez

Thats exactly what a lonely guy trying to cover up his loneliness would say.

Jaxson Walker
Jaxson Walker

Only white guy at an all black party
Feels good lol

Wyatt Sanchez
Wyatt Sanchez

mai liege...

Anthony Gray
Anthony Gray

gonna get blacked fam

Julian Scott
Julian Scott

find a cute nigress and tell her sama said "sup"

Cooper Howard
Cooper Howard

JAJA, Gringo....
NO JABLA
JAJAJJAJAJAJAJAJAJA

Camden Gutierrez
Camden Gutierrez

I thought it might be like a "we shall overcome" thing.

I don't know, I just woke up an hour ago so I missed the part where people were making plans. I'll probably eat a bunch of eclairs or something.

I'm going to have to call security if you don't leave the studio. Do you know how many more of these auditions I have today? Do you think I need this right now?

Get The Gringo was an alright movie.

Jaxon Martinez
Jaxon Martinez

That makes it worse..

No

Hunter Scott
Hunter Scott

eclairs doesnt sound very holiday-e

normally people cook food outside and drink alcohol

Angel Brooks
Angel Brooks

this is phase one, of my plan

Colton Lewis
Colton Lewis

Get the Gringo

"Alright" is probably the best you can give it.

Andrew Harris
Andrew Harris

Its will take about 30 seconds for your goons to get to me.

I only need 10 to kick your ass

Owen Lee
Owen Lee

Nah they called me bubba sparks and started dancing to miss new booty
Good vibes

Nah I'm back home already
Drunk as fuck because they were feeding me drinks like it was a race

Brayden Brooks
Brayden Brooks

oh?

...good

russian invasion? ... finally those capitalist pigs will get what they deserve

Luke Taylor
Luke Taylor

i for one welcome our new communist overlords with their socialized medicine and equal rations for all...

Jason Lewis
Jason Lewis

I might boil some hotdogs too or something. Microwave a s'more or two.

I had a lot of fun with it. I'd even say it was good if they had fleshed out Mel Gibson's romantic relationship with that Mexican kid and his mom a little better.

Joke's on you, I don't have an ass. It's just legs all the way up.

William Kelly
William Kelly

fine be a nigger
Russian invasion
nato air forces would tear apart the Russian air force, then comes a10's hitting the Russian armour welp

Gavin Jenkins
Gavin Jenkins

whats the problem

Ayden Moore
Ayden Moore

Prove it, I won't fall for a bluff.

Lincoln Taylor
Lincoln Taylor

Mel Gibson's romantic relationship with that Mexican kid

Also, you're not going to barbecue today?

Wait, I think I've already chastised you for this.

Logan Murphy
Logan Murphy

...
my god nigga thats not even trying... wut about ur freedums

pls nigga nato dont stand a chance... putin is a madcunt

finally we agree on something... doenst mean i like you tho

Lucas Hughes
Lucas Hughes

I'm white, sorry to disappoint whatever fetish you have

Noah Harris
Noah Harris

Rude sama and 2ne1

Hudson Taylor
Hudson Taylor

wut.... lol

do et

Aaron Martinez
Aaron Martinez

I don't think we have any charcoal right now. I could pan fry them or something I guess.

There is nothing more freeing than trashy convenience.

Sebastian Wilson
Sebastian Wilson

well im off
have fun

Noah Wright
Noah Wright

I honestly didn't expect you to do it.

Who are you?

Jason Martinez
Jason Martinez

I don't think we have any charcoal right now.

This is what capitalism is for. This is the part where somebody buys it.

Kaybe

Owen Baker
Owen Baker

oh... lol

fair point

nite milord

Chase Ramirez
Chase Ramirez

literally grimmy tier

Jose Taylor
Jose Taylor

dude why are you so upset lol

Nathaniel Perez
Nathaniel Perez

Later.

Julian Perry
Julian Perry

Noted

Jack Reed
Jack Reed

I'm not
Why does it matter to you?

Ryder Ortiz
Ryder Ortiz

I'm Kaybe. And I have to come clean, that butt doesn't belong to me. I tried to pass it off as mine because of its more favorable butt to leg ratio.

I mean, we've needed water softener for months too, do you really think that means I should go out and buy some? Are you crazy? I'd have to drive a mile to the store to do that.

William Nguyen
William Nguyen

As someone who has never seen Kaybe's butt, I cannot say with certainty if that's his or not, but I would maintain skepticism.

Brayden Gonzalez
Brayden Gonzalez

Wow really? I guess I gotta go delete that picture then.

Blake Clark
Blake Clark

i dunno. curious i guess.

Logan Foster
Logan Foster

Thats for the support

Landon Wood
Landon Wood

If you need someone to play with your butt I got you

Nolan Adams
Nolan Adams

A whole mile?

That's over 5000 feet.

I suppose your procrastination makes sense.

Isaac Taylor
Isaac Taylor

You don't have to, I never did. Maybe I never will. What excitement the future holds.

It's not about what my butt looks like, it's about what I identify as my butt looking like. Don't be disrespectful.

Christopher Ross
Christopher Ross

"Asspussy"

Aiden Richardson
Aiden Richardson

Seeing such terrible posters from my country is embarrassing

Sorry I think you're the wrong gender and almost 100 lbs too heavy for what I go for

Connor Carter
Connor Carter

Yeah I'm not a trap :3c

Luis Johnson
Luis Johnson

It probably hold lots of butts and dicks.

Dylan Morales
Dylan Morales

I will not be pulled into your identity politics, you barbarian.

Nathan Diaz
Nathan Diaz

everything norm says has that sarcastic tone... so although i personally enjoy it. a cant fully welcome him as our new norm overlord

Luke Flores
Luke Flores

I don't know where you got that association o.o

Sebastian Phillips
Sebastian Phillips

Desu says you're a furry now.

Congrats on coming to grips with yourself.

Gabriel Barnes
Gabriel Barnes

Not to mention that charcoal weighs something. I'd have to A. take a shower, B. put clothes on, C. get the keys and drive a mile, D. walk into and through the store, E. pick up the charcoal (which isn't weightless), G. carry the charcoal back to the car after F. dealing with the cashier, H. drive back home, I. get the charcoal out of the car and into the grill, and J. make hotdogs after lighting the charcoal grill. Just give me a gun.

The future sounds pretty handy, I don't think I'd want it around my kids.

Oh, what, just because I don't speak Roman, now I'm a barbarian? You're just a sad bigot.

Parker Wright
Parker Wright

Traps are justis

Elijah Martin
Elijah Martin

don't worry about it my man. there are terrible people everywhere.

Ryan Anderson
Ryan Anderson

ahah

Samuel Diaz
Samuel Diaz

Kids are gay

goodnight

Luke Nelson
Luke Nelson

same fam

Ayden Barnes
Ayden Barnes

dont get too cocky about it...

Brandon Butler
Brandon Butler

What, where?
I'm not in the slightest

Joshua Wright
Joshua Wright

Didn't you say you were leaving twice already

Ryder Thompson
Ryder Thompson

i lurk

William Evans
William Evans

If you raise 'em soft they are. Night.

Benjamin Barnes
Benjamin Barnes

Most everyone here likes them
How tall are you?

Andrew Kelly
Andrew Kelly

See I'm not in the slightest

I don't know, I've always considered Desu a strong, objective source of information.

Scared to get called out on your shit?

Here I'll call Blackjack out too, for you.

Why would you lurk a mean place full of cucks

qq

Jeremiah Wood
Jeremiah Wood

not lurking for an hour after youve announced your departure

John Smith
John Smith

alot of them are just cucks
alot
cuck

Henry Flores
Henry Flores

yo dude wtf
get outta here
whats your problem

Samuel Powell
Samuel Powell

hey i like appearing when some talks shit about me

Hunter Morales
Hunter Morales

niggerd?

Thomas Davis
Thomas Davis

You're like a shithead Beetlejuice.

Blake Jackson
Blake Jackson

youre bothering subtle and i like subtle. but i dont even know who the hell you are so go away.

Ayden Campbell
Ayden Campbell

Hey, that word might offend someone somewhere.

I haven't met anyone offended by it, but you should really tone it down, lest somebody really go all out and call you "mean". That highest of crimes.

Landon Ward
Landon Ward

assuming theyre talking shit about you after you leave is a sign of some pretty severe mental illnesses...

Henry Morales
Henry Morales

Try doing it more :3

Realistically it's quite hard to pull off
I'm 5'7

Well you just had the truth straight from the horse's mouth
When he says he hates all transsexuals, that's the truth though

Scared to get called out on your shit?
No I quite enjoy the contest

Adrian Lewis
Adrian Lewis

Being mean is an even graver crime than being average.

Dylan Moore
Dylan Moore

i hereby unwelcome our soon to be usurped blackjack overlord on the grounds that he is unfit for command...

Aaron Bell
Aaron Bell

oooooo sensitive faggots

or i just read between the lines

Jonathan Miller
Jonathan Miller

I'd hate for Blackjack to go behind my back and call me average to all his buds and orbiters.

Nathan Kelly
Nathan Kelly

this blackjack whatever the fuck just needs to eat it and leave.

youre some nobody comin in here fucking with people who actually matter here. go back to your shitty dead board please.

Xavier Watson
Xavier Watson

Well, sure, but don't you hate everything that doesn't involve rubbing butter all over your body followed by rolling in cinnamon in the tub?

Christopher Morris
Christopher Morris

i mean first time ever on animus and he's got a crowd of people hating him. what a first impression.

Jace Mitchell
Jace Mitchell

Have you been talking to Ethanol?

Nobody knows about this.

Asher Brooks
Asher Brooks

tfw 50 minute walk to the the closest ER
At least I'm halfway there

Easton Foster
Easton Foster

can't even think of any jokes about the guy because i fuckin don't know anything about him. does anyone?

Robert Carter
Robert Carter

maybe we shoulda stayed in /lewd/ a little longer... we were hasty

Landon Fisher
Landon Fisher

nah im good fam
its great right fam

Joseph Johnson
Joseph Johnson

cool front guy. you're gonna act proud of yourself because you're naturally unlikable? get the fuck outta here.

William Smith
William Smith

Booze is finally taking over
Night everyone
Have a good night/day where ever you are
Good vibes

Jordan Cox
Jordan Cox

Hey man, we can always go back some other time.

Noah Powell
Noah Powell

Later, Shiro.

Lucas Walker
Lucas Walker

New

Juan Walker
Juan Walker

If by "talking to ethanol" you mean "drinking ethanol," then yes. I have been talking to ethanol incessantly.

Gavin Cooper
Gavin Cooper

nite...

get
thats true i guess...

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