I didn't expect people like this to be real, Baka. It's the internet, nothing is real.
I don't have eyes, ableist scum.
what do you mean
really bad timing
luke, stop blasting music in your car!
oh yeah scooter
how you enjoying the iphone so far?
did i make a good recommendation?
Yeah its pretty fekken boss like
Now this is where i draw the line.
fake luka pls go
your friend looks like fun
like my watch? :3c
it's an Apple Watch
What if I just use this on my laptop
Do you want to talk on Discord for a little before I go to bed?
No thanks, I'm quite content with my common sense.
it's all your fault that i'm starting to speak a bit more
it's embarrassing you know
''The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.''
stabs condiment with metal gear emblem
look at dems apps
does it measure the heartbeat pretty good? i mean i dunno how you could compare unless you had a monitor but that's the only reason i'd get one.. looks cool though
time zones aren't real
Thus I have succeeded, but it's all right.
memory leaks and old code
He got that shit all over the wall.
electricity getting turned off
yeah, it's really good. measures it every 10 minutes and syncs it to the health app on your iphone so you can graph it and stuff
why isn't dominos bigger?
Never noticed any.
you don't really understand PAYG electric meters do you
i still have electricity
it gets bigger when you scroll over it lol
if you only want the heart rate monitor, get a fitbit charge
it's really awkward, it's like my brain is not enough to do all the task of converting the word to another language
yea i'd need more background story for that
Because he is an absolute madman.
what does he eat for breakfast?
Their heart monitors are shitty. I think they even have a class action against them over it.
you wont be able to.... until it's too late :(
There's plenty of fish in the sea but the only ones I want are taken or out of my league.
lower your standards
Kinda hard to do that when you have a personality disorder that polarizes people into someone that you either idealize or someone that you could give 2 shots for
hey manaka, hows jakarta
Just got to converse more to get the thought running.
I think we have passed that point already at almost 3 years.
Never lower your standards. Pro tip
i mean fitbit charge hr
wasnt the class action about the material caused irritation
it's surabaya, and cloudy.
we're just waiting for the rain
i bet he plays teemo
good bye, folks
shitty heart rate monitors
doesn't mention microsoft's abomination
Nah. They're being sued over accuracy.
Most independent tests vary on how "off" they are but they almost exclusively have been shown it to be fairly inaccurate in third party tests.
whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaat i've been fooled this whole time! hows java you javanase! also, it's cold as fock here
IIM GOING TO DIE IF I DON'T SLEEP RIGHT FUCKING NOW GOODNIGHT
new stuff out, every day...
maybe we can arrange soase soon
hmm i havent read about this, i only know it's pretty popular and battery life more than 3 days
my friend is in NSW right now, she said it's really cold. poor girl usually lives in the hot part of indonesia
Just gotta tough it out. It aint easy but ya just gotta
What about that microsoft watch?
Which doesn't interest me at all.
I guess I could skip sleep to continue the save.
Note, that's just the first I saw.
I didn't feel like looking into it further.
it doesnt have to interest you to affect you.
But my interest affects the way I feel about it.
it's a plastic abomination with a minuscule screen that reads a defrosted chicken fillet as having a heart rate of 119 BPM
yeah, nsw would be freeeezing o:
oh, that's pretty neat. i'd be interested to see how bad mine spikes and stuff
What's your plan?
skynet.chat: how are you today?
A bit sleepy.
skynet.play: Filthy Frank Its time to stop;
skynet.chat: What is my name?;
skynet.chat: Does he look like a bitch?;
skynet.chat: What is my name?;
I would prefer if you didn't call me that.
luka got the pie :c
skynet.play: Vocaloid Luka;
skynet.chat: Did Luka get the pie?;
as in it ignored you
it gave you the pie
idk why we say that, but we say that here
we also say you got dinghied
did, you think? Perhaps.
skynet.chat: Have you ever had a shitty dick?;
what's dinghied ?
I have too many gotos in a row.
that thing talks like automatically? whack mang
i'm booooooooooooooooooored someone entertain me
skynet.chat: Should Dag murder Goggles?;
Why do you feel the need to bring up such disgusting subjects?
also i just got a weird bug a min ago, something about recomended top boards watchlist url
some random number, and it didn't let me post....?
Undefined variable: recommendedBoards /srv/http/inc/instance-config.php:171
i wonder what that was....
jesus it's fucking 7 am already
i have responsibilities today
why am i such a fucking degenerate
No idea, i had to disable the 8k script though.
No idea, i had to disable the 8k script though.
i got no idea
Holla Forums shitting
Procrastination is one hellu'va drug.
I've been on it since I was in elementary school.
Old habits die hard.
I want to die.
oh yeah dag
here a video of watch scrolling
cause you asked why dominos was so small
Or you could go to sleep now, it's half a victory over the matter.
I am too busy watching Soapbox races.
I sometimes think ramming a knife into my juggular would be the best course of action. Certainly would slve the "Five years from now" conundrum.
The big question is; what do you benefit from that over sleep?
people with boarderline personality disorder
Am I missing anyone?
i wish i had borderline
better than unipolar depression
But if you're asleep you don't have to worry about that for such construct is nonexistent in that state.
Dreams can be amusing.
can you add me on steam? i need to ask you something
Only after you wake up and realize you saw them.
What I'm saying is /bed/index.html
I'm perfect, I don't have anything wrong with me
I'm sorry you suffer from that.... -doesn't know where to put my face-
I had a friend with bipolar and he lashed out at me and I thought he was going to kill me
There's something wrong with my Steam
have you actually watched that zoo movie?
go out to get some maccas
for some fucking reason it's closed from fucking 2am-4am
got there at 3:30
just go across the street and get some comfort food
I'm displeased but I guess I still got some food I like
I know not to lower my standards, I've tried it before and it didn't work.
lowering my standards enough for scarlet
Yeah being single sucks, but I don't know, sometimes it's like I enjoy being sad or some shit, my emotions are all fucked.
Well obviously, considering I took these caps of it. I did watch it twice in theaters as well. Excellent film.
where do you live again, dags
some error about having me blocked i bet
shame how that always comes up :c
Lowered standards for scarlet
Well, that is kek
Eh, just gotta roll with it I guess.
watchOS 3 is set to change quite a lot of things on it, but that will prolly not change c:
saw this on the way and burat out laughing
Also some Mexicans were probably trying to hit me up to sell some weed but I had no real cash on me so I just ignored them
kinda crazy how OS X, iOS, and watchOS all use Darwin as their operating system core
so you're basically running the same OS on your watch as your desktop
Going for a jog, bbl <3
I was going on about that type of thing earlier with Linux/Debian earlier with a friend and he was triggered beyond belief.
why would that be triggering? :s
I'm getting fucking triggered right now
I regret anything and everything I did with scarlet.
"just because it's built off of it doesn't mean that's what it is!"
"it has no similarities to the original at all!" (meanwhile it uses all of the everything)
I don't have dreams,
What the fuck was that?
yuh scoots got it right, perth western australia!, oh, you took all the caps yourself?
I know that feel.
Ended up getting told that I must go on /g/ too much
Ended up removing him after telling him he was fucking retarded and that I was sad I couldn't help him understand such basic things
next version of OS X isn't OS X at all
gonna be called OS Sierra
I never remember my dreams.
I don't even get those, normally.
I don't even get what that was supposed to be.
In the main crew
gonna watch the keynote
Alright, I have like 0-5 dreams a month that I recall.
But they're mostly nightmares, thus easy to remember.
there's a town on kingdom hearts chain of memories
uhh what is it called
one of the first towns
keynote if you wanna watch dags, it's 2 hours long tho
starts with a minutes silence for orlando <3
All I remember about bleach is that I like Rukia,
and Ichigo never uses his power ups.
I think I just woke up in the middle of it.
To turn all my alarms off
Even though I couldn't hear them until I did that
Was it Traverse Town?
I remember using leopard and snow leopard o.o didn't realize they switched to mountains and shit
read the name
thought of this song
OMG IT IS TRAVERSE TOWN
yeah, maverics, yosemite and el capitan were all mountain related names, lol
That's odd, I woke up like 1 minute before my alarm and then I cancelled it.
oh, i thought mavericks was a surf spot
oh, maybe, idk :o
ah, yeah, they're all california landmarks, not just mountains
flutters over to the coffee table-
I figured it was...
Why do you ask?
I used to do that,
but then my sleep schedule changed and my alarms only vaguely did.
apple watch gonna be crazy ass fast
i love the name
I don't even know what schedules mean anymore.
I love you
I'm mostly just on my sleep schedule from back when I closed almost every day,
Mine's a trainwreck that keeps on changing all the time.
ichigo only uses his god powers for like 30 seconds at a time
regular ol bankai ichigo everything else
Kinda like he's playing "just the tip" with his power. This is why I wanted him to keep his fulbring powers, but no, they just HAD to be taken away, taking away the only variety in his powers other than げつがてんしょ
okay that's really cool
I haven't kept up with it since Arrancar.
because it feels like it it's just doing the same with different names.
Why what did you do?
Uryuu is master race
-grabs you and hugs you from behind-
I may have done that earlier, but I didn't sleep enough.
how are ya?
also you should look at the picture you just posted :3
how was it?
How's your day been, Mananka?
Hate it when that happens.
I'm doing alright, just kinda waking up.
A-and it was one time! Normally I'm better about that...
-squeaks in surprise and leans back-
Also uryu is just a nerdyear pretentious dick
mmm okay, if you say soo
any plans for the day? i bet you look cute rn just like in that pic
I might just take a nap.
someone teach me how to sleep
I only ran a mile so it's not really noteworthy... I still feel sleepy...
-squeezes you tight- why are you avoiding me?
did you finish inside?
-is not avoiding you! Has been on Steam forever hoping you'd drop by- o.o
I don;t really plan most things out,
so much as act in spontaneity.
That's what I get told by so many people...
and teach Nezi.
step 1) head on pillow
step 2) close eyes
step 3) wait
step 4) ???
step 5) sleep?
Nah it takes me too long to cum and I can only get a half chub
close your eyes
my door is unlocked and my bed is open
people could really take advantage of that and have fun with you that way, i hope they do
well then it must be true!
Well, I'm off to bed then for a few hours, gym after that.
I wish I could.
but that didn't work last time
if you're in a wheelchair, the sedentary reminders change from "time to stand" to "time to roll"
HOW i FEEL
you didn't wait long enough
probably thought about too many things and panicked yourself
it literally cannot fail unless you actually have a sleeping problem, you would only know this though if you waited for hours doing this! in the end your body would be at least a little bit more rested, though not your brain entirely.
I can't go on steam... -lowers my head- v.v
D-did she finish inside you..?
You're inviting a murderer into your home?
My friends are all boring adults with all their adulting...
you're a murderer? ohmygod lets fuck and use each others blood .///.
-wonders where you want me to find you at and snugs-
if only you were close by..
-gives sonata a pear-
I'm a serial killer~
-wants you to search in the abyss-
THAT"S MY PEAR
i sure do love me some nintendo ds technology
-puts on his boots and a raincoat andstarts for the door to find you on skips before being stopped by Scoot.-
-Oohs reverently at the pear he is gifted and quickly hurries to bring it to Ika-
it's raining outside? a :c
omg you just gave me the biggest...
No, I only tried receiving once. And didn't like it.
I love to kill people serially~
ahh.. you're lewd... you don't mind talking about your sex life?
I love to kill cereal.
Im pretty open about things. I'm a bit of a slut. If I find someone attractive, and they find me attractive, we WILL fuck.
I think you're attractive.
I don't want to fuck though
nice get <3
You don't buy them dinner phurst? Did you meet Ui? What is he like?
This is why I don't have any friends... I've killed all of them
If you'regret male the answer would already be no.
there it goes
bye bye OS X
i wanna be more than friends~
Hi Erin ^^
What do you mean?
have to drive myself to the point of exhaustion to fall asleep without someone to cuddle me
starting to feel it
tfw built up a tolerance to xanax and half a bar didn't do much for you
Ui's a pretty cool guy, I underapreciated him a lot but he did some very good things for me
D-did he.... try to put the moves on you?
Nope, not at all. I'm not interested in cis males, but if I did try going for him it likely would have happened
But... your'e a girl... why aren't you interested in males?
You want to part of my art?
I want to help you make some out of others
Good morning lover~
I'm trying really hard not to take the bait
You can help me by giving yourself to me
Tomorrow is the Purge
Tell me the decadant things you'd do with your 24 hour pass.
WHAT 3 ILLEGAL ACTIVITIES WOULD YOU PARTICIPATE IN.
you do the same for me first<3
what's the argument here
I'd illegally download anime
nice, apple pay for mac
A gay tranny, pretty common
pour milk in the bowl first
either pro eu, we'll be more powerful with those and we can help them out better
or anti eu, all those millions can come here and we'll border the middle east conflict.
I'm the artist, silly~ I'm not a canvas
Then why didn't you stay male? You could have gotten more bitches
not that, silly
milk in the bowl first
How are you?
Psssst hey come play with acid :3c
Because I'm a grill
LOL siri rekd windows
im gonna go get some cereal, walking through my kitchen is gonna be awkward...
omg do you act like Mina irl? sooo gooood
There's an Alicefag trap like you, she's really nice. You should boink her too
LOL OMG XDDDDDDD
I don't have to RP when I post her
And tell me what cereal you bring back!
But I don't know what I'm doing,
what if I get hurt?
and the other two things?
And the other two activities
I wonder if I get monster powers..
I eh.. I just woke up.
at 2. so im having some lovely coffee.
steal weapons from nato bases
spit gum on the street
It's super easy
Just put things in the acid and pull them out after awhile
Just make sure you don't get any on yourself or you might die
I woke up at 7 or so and I might have a glass of water.
Or see if a coffee run would be worth it.
Shiro wants me to play with acid with him.
Can I put Shiros in the acid?
You absolute anarchist.
But I'm not a part.... Probably too big to fit in the tanks properly anyways
I actually have to head to work now :x
Have a good day/night everyone
I still haven't watched season 2 of that anime
Big dick :3
Look at what your dick did
you make my kokoro go doki doki
uh we didn't have enough miniwheats for a whole bowl so i kinda mixed miniwheats and fruity loops together lol
Okay... -kisses your big dick- bye..
Take me with you
Going to raise the kid properly and make you give me another ♥
Add me on skype godamn it lol
ooh early, what did you dream about?
heh should depends on how tired you are.
is that drugs?
me either, and my 2nd series dvd arrived last week lel
I was, like, lost in my old high school.
Because the longer I wandered around the less it was my old high school. At some point I think I probably passed through the Eaton Centre.
Eventually I asked a teacher where the old entrance was, and it was right there,
but that door wasn't the old entrance door, but it was the way I wanted.
Then I woke up, it was weird.
No, no. The other kind.
The kind that's more likely to kill you if mishandled.
nuuu I only want one...
You didn't torrent it?
I think I'll watch it today. I don't like that woman with the purple hair and glasses... she's too edgy
That sounds kinda spooky.. like surreal stuff.
I wonder what activated it.
ehh that sounds a bit too dangerous.
hmm did you ever take drugs?
fuck... shiro has a big dick... not sure if that's even normal for a guy
Like, he really does have a really BIG dick...
I can't even imagine something like that pounding me
I wouldn't be able to keep myself from cumming in the first minute
You really need to use imgs
also you said this dick was smaller than mine
why are you making it out to be so great? is that how bad you need to milk someone right now?
My first thought when I woke up was just
Dangerous, and -fun-!
Besides the obvious, no.
I drink sometimes, and in high school I tried smoking. It didn't stick. Nothing more than that though.
i don't have any on my laptop. give me some?
We get it,
Shiro's is the dick that will penetrate the heavens.
blood chan is the biggest faggot
shiro's dick is not small
no that would be scoots
I only want it to penetrate me...
apparently not as big as mine
whoa nice. thanks
I feel light headed..
heheh, mmh my last dream was a date.
it was really sad cause I was so happy and then woke up.
aah same here then, although I have been meaning to try weed, culture but I only want to do it with someone else.
How can you not work and still afford to drink every day?
Are you a trustfund child?
Going to school, bbl <3
I rarely drink anymore
you really do suck cunt
If I really like something
Music/Film/Television - I often pay for it. I do torrent hella lot though. But if I appreciate someone's work I think I owe it to em to pay for it. they need to make a living after all.
It's rare for me to have/remember dreams about dates or other supper happy embarrassing things.
The ones I remember are rare, few, and far between. And always equally surreal.
I've always kind of kept it at arm's reach, and people've praised me for it.
But I might try if you want...
Okay, but i feel my question is still valid and unanswered, you are politting this
Tokai is a drinkaholic. Hey, casper, do you think they need to try that black drink?
scoots drink more
I am unaware of what crazy fun memedrink you speak of
I have a party soon, so that will.
I guess that's more interesting though.
I'd love walking in trippy stuff.
same here, try together would be really really fun
I dont even know that word
I-it's a lot less fun and interesting when you're the one dreaming it.
Unless you're aware you're dreaming.
I wasn't. I was just lost and getting more and more and more confused
I-I'm trusting you...
Take care of me...
it's when you change the subject to avoid answering, butq i made the word up on the spot tho
Nah. I am dialing back my boozing.
I heard there's way to control it, gotta search up on that again.
eehh I will try, but I have no idea how I'd be high
duude that's not how you do it
"yes this is boozing, thank you for calling back"
Yeah, I think I still have a bunch of those saved.
But no matter how I try I just never seem to be able to.
So we'll protect each other.
i'm drunk asf ;-; so much for me dialing back my drinking
Dial a number, now i get it
now i understand the loogic
chocolate milk helped better than coffee?!
Is fiine, we can make dreams happen irl anyway.
yuush, it's probably super calming anyway
You make my dreams come true
"I am sorry boozing, but we cant be friends anymore"
you're such a sweetie
I think this day is just gonna be lazy civ game and warming up. you?
Which Civ? I have V and Beyond Earth!
heheh, lovely life.
Civ V pirated with evolve
I'm so excited for 6 omg
Civ 6 looks good.
The want is real.
I doubt any of my friends will play it until it has DLC; they still don't play Beyond Earth
and those fun colourful graphics, I love these themes.
I plan to get it insta when it's there, I hope they get netherlands civ quick though.
I love these themes.
I love your themes!
lets combine themes
who's your favourite civ?
Normally I just go in random,
but I remember playing a lot of Celtic or Byzantine recently.
It'd be real colourful!
aah same, but I love to get Netherlands or Ethiopia.
those are fun as well.
I don't think I've ever actually played Netherlands or Ethiopia.
I remember my first time playing, I played Japanese because #weeabcore and that full damage was just too good.
Make Ethiopia great
Netherlands is super handy for economy and naval things, sea beggars are op.
and ethiopia just makes you secure.
hehe indeed, I love playing as those.
Sounds neat, maybe I'll try them out!
It occurs to me that I played Carthage a lot at one point, because easy mountain travel is just mmmh.
Can you be madagascar?
waking up to 50 email name drop notifications
lmao jfc calm the fuck down
Would be super cool.
How long do your games last?
hehe that is a great feature
eh don't think so
Troll my email pop ups again and it'll be your last
what if i wordfilter every word to the names of the people who get email notifications
or not all of the words but just some
It would be hilarious.
Depends on how bored I get, really.
Or if I'm playing with someone
Aww, I missed the capitalization.
I don't care.
Still awake, what's gucci?
Let's play together sometime, that'd be some hours.
think i might go trade in my 6 plus today and get a contract 6s plus
Leathercrafts that used to be nice, but then Guccianos wife had hired guns kill him and she turned his brand to shit making sex toy shit, and now decadent rappers mention it in their songs
Apple is a meme u have been tricked
We really should...
I'll do more than play with you though.
I think I qualify for my upgrade this upcoming September.
I don't know if I will though, or just end up waiting for iPhone to release the 7 or something.
L O N D O N
get an android
if I were you, if you wanna wait, i'd wait for the s model, they're usually the keepers
i was overjoyed with my 6 plus, then they brought out the s line and suddenly force touch was a thing
too bad i'm tired af and will forget later
I'll remember you to do it..
Because that'd be beautiful until it got annoying.
i gotta swamswung
I really wanna play then.
do you have dlc?
I really should have used remind in this circumstance.
more like circumcise u fucking fag
I was given the Gold edition, and bought BNW later, so I have everything but a couple map pack, I think.
Why should I switch over the the android?
I wen't from my blackberry torch to the iphone, and never questioned it since then.
It's that like at least 2 years away.
well, year and a half.
Not a real android. Try the Samsung Galaxy or HTC 10. Stop being a sheep. Iphones are inferior in terms of specs and freedom.
I wanna hug the cat
ooh that's good ^ ^
I got everything I think
THE TRUTH IS COMING
I'll consider it.
Seems like a long wait. Let's see if the 7/7s is even worth it.
Tell me about it.
Like I've seen some people with a samsung, and it never particularly impressed me.
Please hug the cat
Then it's great! We can have fun!
You can count on me.
please HURT the cat
The battery life, screen size, functionality, processing speed, amount of ram, internal storage are all > iphone.
He could hurt me too if he wanted.
death to salafists
I wonder if you can get salty
Sup, busy bee?
Haven't seen you in a while. How's the familia?
more like death to sunni islam in general
I don't really get salty, or stuff,
but if I have an audience I like to play it up.
ive been p busy all week
ive only been gone 1 week
probably will be gone for another week
then ill be coming home
That's good to hear.
One week seems so much longer in this place. Idunno why.
time flies when you're a faggot
yeah time is going super slow here on the east coast
feels like ive been gone for like more than 2 weeks
but only been here 7 days
I've chosen to switch to Remain. I was on the fence about it, but after the death of that MP I just cannot be associated with the Leave campaign. They are truly a disgusting group of people. It's been made clear that anyone who votes leave is in favor of killing women in the street. The Brexit campaign has just turned into an xenophobic and bigoted cacophony of lies and scaremongering. I don't understand how anyone can associate themselves with such a truly disgusting and murderous campaign. I don't want to be associated with these violent racist fascists. We should listen to our leaders like Cameron and Based Clegg. Let's just stick with what we know. They ran the country for years, saving us from the brink and kept us with our European neighbours. We can't sacrifice all that we have. How can we trust crooks like Boris Johnson and Michael Gove? Do they truly act in the interest of the British people? Absolutely not. Lets stay in the EU and just stick with what we know. Why would we want to risk an economic disaster?
So which of the Samsung should I move to?
I don't too, except for when I used to play mobas.
aahh yeah oke, I just kinda try things out.
used to get super nervous for mp though.
alawite state when
Nearly done with finals here. One today and one more in a few days. Then work starts. Time should fly then.
In the grander scheme of things, I feel it's moved faster.
Ax is in 2.7 weeks @_@
Have you tried playing with the people here or is the ping too bad
alawite state when
i mean.. .look at recent maps of syria
they've encirlced the majority of the FSA, and ISIS is fucking almost all out of Iraq
only issue now is Kurds if they turn on SAA which they MIGHT, we don't know
hopefully trump gets in office before the war is mostly won, because kurds are american funded and will probably attack assad based on american orders
finals are for nerds
i dread when i go to school and have to do them
I'd personally recommend the S7 or the S7 Edge. The S7 Edge has a slightly longer battery life and slightly larger screen, but it is curved. I suggest you look into this and compare all the most recent android phones out.
Do you listen to Barenaked Ladies?
♫♫The odds are that we
♫♫Will probably be
Smiles, south rising when?
scoots, suicide when?
tfw you're in Dixie rn
Galaxy S series is really good. I went with the 6.
Yeah I've been playing with some americans and it's not that bad. 150-80
Good m-morning, threaders..
NOT THAT BAD
From my experiences, proactive studying makes it way less stressful
don't be me and wait until the last minute
im just doing business admin bro lmao
LENKO I AM NEVER KILLING MYSELF YOU WEAK LITTLE MANLET
I'm taller than you
I look daily
france,us and such already have bases in SDF territory, it's just gonna be a total standoff.
which is hopefully resolved on the tables isntead of the battlefield.
T-that's a band?
Is that Betty Spaghetti?
F R E E
K U R D I S T A N
No, it's Big Mom's daughter. She's from One Piece.
there is no kurdistan to free
I think you need to study for that too
how'd you sleep
nah dude im good
give kurdistan back to the PEOPLE
I have to get used to it with these things.
I don't kanlı think Erdogan allows it
ooh I'll listen, only canadian thing I know is eh Le Couleur.
oh iunno that one.
Like shit. You people's bullshit drama was giving me anxiety somehow.
sooner or later
long time from now
but it's Holla Forums nigga
it's not real
unless you were getting those bad vibes off of me
♫♫I could be good, and I would
♫♫If I knew I was understood
♫♫And it'll be great, just wait
♫♫Or is it too little too late?
Get on Steam?
I need to get some rest, nini.
Yes. And then I was real-talking relationship stuff too which probably wasn't helpful.
this is what the average turkish (((man))) looks like
how does it feel?
I'd bang it.
I'd bang him anyway
(CNN)More than 50 State Department officials signed an internal memo protesting U.S. policy in Syria, calling for targeted U.S. military strikes against the regime of Bashar al-Assad and urging regime change as the only way to defeat ISIS.
FUCKING GLOBALIST PIECES OF SHIT REEEEEEEEEEEEE FUCK OBAMA FUCK HILLARY HOLY SHIT FUCKING REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Gomen. The sheer force of the mouthbreathing from some people just causes me to get nasty.
I feel bad for needing to be reminded
damn I need some pics with my flag
grim upload a folder for me to avatarfag here
i dont have any files besides stuff ive saved off of pol
Globalization is inevitable. The sooner we have a single global superstate the better
get on steam
I usually assume you have a reason.
I just wanted to link you that, hehe.
really makes u think,....
Yes. Yes. Chaos.
dixieland is where i wanna make my final stand
i dont care if im in box or not when they lay me down
just bury me in southern ground
You're always a reason.
got work today?
tokai are u TRUrab like me?
arab pride world wide..
Are you that guy who introduced me to Path of Exile?
I'll consider it.
It's just outside of my comfort zone at this point.
We love our country.
You like it?
"In America, customer is the stupidest people in the world"
"They're never right, always wrong"
fucking muslim car shop pieces of CHIT
THIS IS WHY I GOT TO AN AUTHORIZED HONDA SHOP RUN BY AN AMERICAN
Yeah, so far it's the best phone I've owned.
Of course. 3-close.
Maybe I'll get my work daddies to let me have more cookies :3
Vous etes mon raison d'etre.
Do I even want to ask
You owe me a new life. That game is so addicting...It's everything that Diablo 3 should've been right off the bat.
for liberty and woooo woooo
calm down dude...
u gonna self destruct ???
tfw proud arabs
I'm glad you've found it that way ^^
What did you do so far? Made it to act 3 yet?
Grim's next target is his local car business. AR is still well oiled.
Smiles I'd say look into Android too but do keep in mind that iOS is just as good and has more 'features'
Quand je suis avec vous
je suis au paradis
Probably not. I wanted a cookie for free, so I asked my ex work husbando and he was showing me how to cook it the better way, so I said "Thank you, Daddy." We both paused as he realized he set himself up for it perfectly and then I said "Wow, that just felt right."
It was a really crazy fun awkward laughing kinda Thursday last night. Oh, and then I had to do bags for Chill and they bribed me with another cookie, so now I have my kitchen daddy and my chill daddy I guess lol
Happy Father's day in-deed~
oh wait hold on scoots post reminded me of something
REMINDER THAT PEOPLE THINK THAT AR-15 = ASSAULT RIFLE #/model 15
K Y S
oh my lawd
Media misconceptions, yeh.
r8 my new avatar
i guess im mmore arab tahnyou
i have an image of a liberal asking someone about AR and he says
"if the AR-15 isnt an assault rifle, then please tell me what the AR stands for *smug look*"
retards holy shit
I'm at the Act 2 town. I took my sweet time exploring all of Act 1 and completing all the quests. I'm a level 17 dual wielding marauder.
At least you're having fun c:
This is a great piece to play while killing people
I guess so.
It's not like I have the release elsewhere.
"Black lips, brown eyes
Wet flesh, good size
So hot, when it crawls
I burn for dicks and holes"
Tfw rammstein made a song about ploughin' avatarfags
What the shit
i like to listen to holy war on the dance floor while killing people
I wish I could go back and explore that again
Enjoy killing the vaal oversoul
And remember you can never have too much maximum life
i dont know if anyone's ever gone on a masscare in GTA listening to like dissasocitve melancholic music
but its fucking amazing
dont talk to me or my wifes son ever again
orlando shooting used a dirty bomb
prove me wrong
this song is good too
So you just want to call someone daddy and be coddled? :o
I like to listen to Blood on the Dancefloor when I am crying and cutting myself.
WHERE DA MOTOWN?
I'm a race mix dude, just gotta be like that
although I got an arab great great uncle.
mfw im more arabic than you but dont look it
what teh FART
Strength, life, armor, and attack speed are all I care about. The way the potions work are pretty ingenious too.
Gonna try and get some irl friends to play it with me o we can make our own party. They'll be happy to know that thee's an alternative to Diablo 3 since they weren't able to afford it.
Good shit, I'll kill you last
or not, thats cool too
Only for you
what more can i say
I'll be honest
if one of my coworkers pulled that daddy thing on me I'd chide them and tell them that's not for the workplace
just out of instinct
while my insides would be screaming
are you on drugs?
Local physical damage will be pretty important for you too, without that attack speed might be useless
Thrash metal objectively best music for massacres.
basically completely sober the past week
Well I wouldn't do it to just anyone, baka.
And he just laughed. Usually if I say something he finds offensive in any way he'll get mad and let me know because I have a bad habit of trying to get under people's skin with what I say lol
I'm more Hollandish that a lot of people I know but look asian.
ITS NOT FAIR
I'll make sure of that
Anything with POWER is good for basically everything
I would laugh too.
I'm not just anyone either <.<
well okay I'm too tall to be asian
Are you saying you want me to call you that?
does being sober make you crazy? cause i aint got a single clue as to what you are on about
just figured you didnt want to talk so wasnt gonna push it, did i guess wrong?
You don't do that already?
That skill tree, man...more like skill forest. I feel so overwhelmed with possibility. Makes me feel like I'm opening myself up to easy mistakes from poor skill choices.
what more can i say
you're hurting me baby
I've only done it in jest before. This could change things .///.
lol I guess it can seem that way at first, but you'll get the hang of it
Want me to make you a skill tree for a life-based dw duelist that you can follow?
That being said, heard the newest track from Sabaton?
when you have to be social with a friend who you think is an asshole, but you are too polite to kill the friendship.
For you, all that and more.
I thought there was a little intent behind them, ahah
I don't mind
when you try to OD and wake up the next day
Give them another chance.
If the behavior does not change, terminate the friendship via fading.
There totally was lol Th-thanks, Daddy~
you're hurting me baybay
Sure, that would be helpful.
before i even put it in? how pecular
i mean come on
slut : ^)
I am currently fading. I dont particularly like them much anymore because they are a compulsive liar. And whilst trying to nail another friends Ex he apparently called me some unsavoury things. Of which I cannot say or hash out with them.
Me and my two other mates who will be out as well, know from experience that if you tell him of someone you want to get with or are interested in, he finds a way of trying to get in there himself. Weasel.
I have been fading. First time ive seen em in like 3 months. Theyve moved out of town which has been a blessing.
Its one of those events where it will keep him off my back for like another 3 months.
corroborate your statements
wow how negative
je ferai n'importe quoi pour vous
I deal with liars irl very harshly and quickly lol
wew holy mmoly
DIE DIE DIE DIE
je suis français
If I could prove that he was being an asshole I would have ditched them long ago.
HEY I AM PART FRENCH
tu sai une putaine l'écume quebecois
norman doesn't count
scarlet please go die
assuming you are the scarlet everyone talks of? i dont think that is needed
i apologize, my mood has been ded the past few hours
Took me a couple minutes so I may have missed something, and you can get even more specific nodes if you wanna choose between 1h axes or swords but that should be most of it..
After going down to Blade Barrier/Ambidexterity, I'd take the left path and get the Resolute Technique, then after you can go up to Constitution and right to Fencing
Also doesn't matter if you already took some extra nodes, later you can respec out of them for a small cost, but I'd advise this to be the general tree you follow
Y-you're making me blush...
omelette du fromage oui oui
boo fart the frick off noober
d a m n . . .
im not joking
neither am i ;) noober
well. yeah. but. sssssssssssssh
is boo still mad he doesnt get any pussy
you thought u could pull the cotton over my eye
no no no
i get plenty
Grim, buy me nice earrings I can wear to this wedding I'm going to~
flirten is beter in het Frans denk ik, Nederlands is so grof.
Get some nice food/drink and cheer it
J'espère pouvoir vous faire gémir
Thanks a lot. This will help me stay a little more organized through all the maze of skills.
maar met afrikaans?
U have a weird looking dick lol faggot
I trust you understand how support gems work and how they have to be in linked sockets to a skill?
not really into doing that, i mean if its your thing i wont kinkshame but im good with not doing that with someone
the process to cheer it has begun might not be long from now, if i am of the luck
P U N I S H E D
Does MGD still exist?
Because I still have my Nanami Oda folder apparently.
Y-you're welcome to try...
you're S I C K
in the H E A D
too smart a cookie
Kill urself ;)
Yes, I've figured that much out.
FUCKING QUEBECOIS FAGGOTS
FUCKING FRENCH FUCKS
QUEBEC IS FUCKING WORST
FUCK YOU QUASI-FRENCH DOGS
OR SHOULD I SAY FAUX-FRENCH DOGS U FUCKING DUMB FRENCH FUCKS
says the one into farting
drop kick canadians faggot smh
well i could drop kick one but i dont see why i would
me & and the guy at the carphone warehouse had such an awesome back and forth
i love people who know what they're talking about
he was adamant that before i trade my phone in i should make a full backup on my computer, cause a lot will be lost with only icloud backups
guy was awesome.
dgw geen witte Afrikaner aan je zij
I'll try until I succeed, I promise!
Try not to tank vaal slam
gotta be good at some things yo
I welcome this...
Make me moan like a banshee
They're all more than just OSes, they include their own sets of preconfigured apps for each use case.
Same as the relation to GNU/Linux and their distros.