♥ Official Scootalooo Thread ♥
♥ Official Scootalooo Thread ♥
when people talk about huistory
To be honest. Kennedy was a shit president. War mongering shitter. The only saving grace he had was getting his brains blown out.
I love that they included her in Deadpool and overhauled her character. Even if she hadn't been as cool through the whole movie, the Alien 3 joke would have made it all worth it.
Pretty much. He has a good heart, but can't unsee the nasty truths of the world.
What an incredible man. Thank you for sharing this with me.
Hah I know rgiht, atleast they fleshed out her character with what little they had to begin with. That was probably a godsend to be honest.
A good base for this kind of movie thats all about pop culture, violence and shenanigans.
The world is a nasty place. There are scoot's waiting around every corner and every dark alley.
scoots give snapchat name
username - eion2014
its like people are busy on their weekend
I'm sure we can find a way to occupy ourselves.
Don't tell Luke to go nuts.
I think he was against invading Cuba, but I don't think my middle school history education is very extensive.
For now, anyway.
GET OUTTA HERE LION
Kennedy wanted to go into Cuba, but he wanted to have a black flag(?) reason to go in. tHE cia HAD SUGGESTED TO HIM THAT they BOMB fLORIDA/mIAMI AND MAKE IT LOOK LIKE THE CUBANS HAD DONE IT.
gIVING THEM PROBABLE CAUSE.
sorry about the capos, i cant be bothered to retype
Hopefully for at least another 20 years.
It sounds good but the lyrics seem kinda sad.
They're so cuteeeee
I love frogs
I just like how it sounds.
my friend caught one yesterday
It ain't easy being green.
A screaming one?!
Also hail satan
Who? Little old me?
They suggested it, but didn't the Kennedy administration reject it? I don't think he was the best president ever or anything, but he doesn't seem exceptionally bad compared to the rest.
Well it sounds good and its not white girl music so you get two thumbs up from me.
not sure but i think it ate a smaller one.
"You're so loose, you get occupied like wall street?"
Nature is metal
Kennedy was a very aggressive anti-communist.
yeah they rejected it.
Uhhh rude much?
Yes, the American president at the time of the cold war was anti-communist. That doesn't strike me as an unprecedented negative mark against his brief presidency.
the noteworthy part of that was "very aggressive".
Most presidents were atleast a teeny bit anti0red
reminder about Rosmary Kenedy
I will slowly descend into madness over the next few hours.
What a needless tragedy. Just barbaric and cruel.
i know right. how that was permitted so recently is unbelievable.
that the chick from the voice
scratch that. I am a dumb.
I still don't see any overarching reason to label him as a "shit president." That's a vague term, of course, but I doubt very much that many legitimate scholars would put him in the bottom quarter in terms of presidential success. He isn't as popular among historians as the general public of course, because he was young, handsome, assassinated, and ended up on the right side of history with the Cuban Missile Crisis, but that doesn't mean he was shit.
Still doesn't really reflect his overall presidency.
He did nothing of note in terms of reforms/political programs other than pursue a hardline anti-red foreign policy.
Isn't that what normally happens when you get sleepy?
I think I handle it well.
She had a very minor learning impairment, and turned into a bit of an angsty young adult, so they had her lobotomized.
It was either botched or over effective, depending how you look at it, and she was permanently regressed to the state of a brain damaged young child.
I didn't say it did
Why are you such an asshat
I jusr briefly read. ItS SAVAGE -_-
The RoR could be improved
Kennedy indeed made history, becoming the first Roman Catholic to be president of the united states.
While this was a huge hubub as the american people at the time were anti-catholic or atleast didnt favour a catholic president up until that point due to the perceived overbearingness of the pope.
How can you be leader of the free world when you are ruled by an italian monarch?
JFK had to dispell the notion furiously.
It was his vice pres and successor who carried out a great deal of reform and political prowess.
The only thing kennedy had was his rhetorical skill and his looks. he wasnt an able wheeler dealer and left others to do his dirty weork
Someone should come play Overwatch with me.
I'm not sure what you want me to do.
He was also a falandering shitter and a diseased wreck. But the press covered it up much like they did with FDR
He was a supporter of very many social reforms and programs, and when LBJ took office with a big democratic majority and went in the same policy direction of Kennedy, massive changes took place. Whether the changes were good or bad are up for debate, but many liberals view them positively. Kennedy also had quite a hand in the space program, which he was fairly passionate about, by all of the accounts I've read.
It seemed like you might be, from the way you brought it up. Glad to have that cleared up.
I don't see any particular reason that he would be placed low in a ranking of presidents. His presidency was fairly fine.
maybe it's just bad timing that nobody is online, usually the thread is filled with overwatch players
tell manaka good night
If only it was $20
Domestically uneventful, his trip to Dallas is the only reason he has such prominence in the American psyche.
I would but NA servers too far ;~;
I'll even heal.
Nah. I just want the 20% party xp boost~
I'll even heal.
Like I said, he is more popular among the general public than historians, but that does not mean that he was an exceptionally bad president either. Most historians view him as being pretty fine, not notably disastrous.
This joke needs to end soon.
Good night, Mananka. ♥
tfw took my brother to IHOP and there was a hr wait to be seated
tfw decided to go to five guys since its close by but doesnt open till 11am
tfw decide to check if the local sushi joint is open and find out they dont open till noon
So I gave him the option to choose either Subway, Taco Bell, or McD's
He choose Taco Bell
You know what the real joke is..? He's not joking.
Nixon > Kennedy all day, erryday.
Well that doesn't have to do with anything.
Doxx on BC when?
I hear iHop has amazing pancakes.
Too bad I live in Canada.
I never said it did. Have you been sucking alot of dick today? You seem to be exhibiting raised aggression in your tone possibly due to the increased testosterone from ingesting semen.
They have really good chocolate milk.
Oh shit there's one in Burnaby!?
I need to go on a road trip.
I remember having the cassette not long after it came out.
Its a dinner similar to Denny's or Norms
They serve breakfast/lunch/dinner all day
Its pretty nice
This nigga had never had a chalupa in his life
I just popped his cherry
He was like "I guess I understand why people like fast food so much"
IHOP does make some pretty great pancakes
but not as good as your homemade ones
I ate there yesterday, they're okay. Just regular diner fare.
Sorry for following the string of conversation, I really should have known better.
It's too bad that cassettes tend not to last.
By at least 200%.
Its always crowded by the way.
Oh, Burnaby BC.
But there's like five in Niagra.
I put cocaine in mine as a secret ingredient.
I KNEW YOU WERE TROUBLE WHEN YOU WALKED IN
Now I can just grab it up using CYS on youtube.
I was hoping for love nectar but cocaine is just as good
I don't know what Denny's or Norms is.
The people who upload these things are the real heroes.
Like he said, just 24 hour diners, lots of short order stuff.
Is that a my little pony reference?
Did I miss you before you went off to bed?
I reserve the love nectar for Tokin.
Go to bed!
Is that it? Why does there need to be so many different type of ones, then.
I need to do more stuff please mercy.
Get up early!
being penetrated by a bear of a man
or penetrating a CD?
I'm not sure if I should be upset that I got the reference or that you made it.
That is part of the plan.
Because they're popular. Don't you have more than one restaurant franchise in Australia?
We hunt for our own.
my drink is getting warm ;~;
So you eat the dingo that eats your baby? The circle of life moves us all.
I look like Samantha Stephens to you, bub?
Why are you so eager to have your ass handed to you?
I think having a dream about getting penetrated by an actual bear is probably the gayest.
That reference is lost on me <. <
You talking to yourself?
My answer to both of you is, I'm old and senile."
I never knew you'd been to Egypt
You will never see the Nile with senile Sabs.
I never knew you'd been to Egypt
dat nose wiggle... its bewitching
not getting the reference right off
This is my answer.
I built Egypt!
You need to do some gardening, sweetheart!
stop it, im blushing
D-damn... pls no destroy world k?
C-can I have this one...?
Get to whackin', Hairy Mary!
I've never been able to actually make my nose twitch like that.
no destroy world
I would never!
Just gonna cull some folks's all.
Watching anime with subtle
All these cute loli feets
t-this isn't fair !
yeh I cant do it either... :/
Ah, well that is fine. Will I be kill?
Please no kill.
Im good slave.
You best Falcon. Better than Hatshepsut
moar coffee... iv drip pls
I went into the forest to try and find th thing i painted yesterday
And i could not find it, i looked for entire hour
Someone must have demolished the camping site early in the morning, fucking POOF
Do I look like a house spouse?
a sammich would also be nais...
You have too many coffee images.
It's called Solna, they have scandinavias biggest mall there, but it sucks major dickage
I like my coffee like I like my women... strong and black
no one can have too many.
nevar too many
I like my coffee like I like my women
sucking my dick
is that like tight water?
I'm smoother than a baby, baby.
She really was a witch!
You'll be one of my Whoresmen.
I like my coffee like I like my women
Ground up in the freezer?
I, too, like my coffee like I like my women.
Whiter than I, sweet as sugar
and with a dick.
I almost choked,
Correction, I did choke.
this and post pics or I'm reporting you.
The fucking bell.
Also, way too much hair.
I'm not into erotic asphixiation.
Strangle me harder.
I like my coffee like how I like my women.
And ends up in the bin
I like my coffee black but I like my women oriental
I have 3$ on steam, doushio ?
og magical girl...
glad we could come together on this
buy me plants
i like my coffee like i like my women
BUY ME SOME FUCKIN PLANTS DESU
Buy me plants instead of grim.
Sorry, MMF. I can't post pics of my magnum dong because I'm underage.
Anyway, gotta go for now.
You know, I can show you where to get the actual icon pack.
Instead of just saving what I post.
I could use a ficus...
after you buy me overwatch
okay what time. and if you want to
stay here and fight me.
You couldn't choke me if you tried desu
Whatcha looking at?
song above goes perfect with this gif
I need something with lots of vines.
Bully my waifu and I will
why... you of course my little sugar boogar
Right now, obviously.
It's uploaded to my dropbox somewhere.
SUPER tight water
can I be like leia ppls >/////<
Next to the garden peas
theres a motive behind this isnt there?
Link it to me on steam and I will repay you
Why you looking at me like that?
use ultimate judo move
is this better?
HMU, I'm retarded and lazy.
I'm gonna fuck your shit up desu
That's even more terrifying!
use judo move number 1
What makes you say that?
Fuckers in school telling me, always in the barber shop Chief Keef ain’t bout this, Chief Keef ain’t bout that My boy a BD on fucking Lamron and them He, he they say that nigga don’t be putting in no work SHUT THE FUCK UP! Y’all niggas ain’t know shit All ya motherfuckers talk about Chief Keef ain’t no hitta Chief Keef ain’t this Chief Keef a fake SHUT THE FUCK UP Y’all don’t live with that nigga Y’all know that nigga got caught with a ratchet Shootin’ at the police and shit Nigga been on probation since fuckin, I don’t know when! Motherfuckers stop fuckin’ playin’ him like that Them niggas savages out there If I catch another motherfucker talking sweet about Chief Keef I’m fucking beating they ass! I’m not fucking playing no more You know those niggas role with Lil’ Reese and them.
well... how would you propose I look at you?
lunno call it a gut feeling
holy shit FUCK FOF
Scoots i have good news
i'm going to Uppsala
erin and I are gonna gang up on you
and not in the way you want either
I'm pretty sure if you beat him up he would like it.
Yeah at first
then he'd start feel it in his bones and the gay noises would turn into gay sobs
aw fuck yeah!!!!!
Kastelle is gonna fuck you up after we're done with you
Not that too!
Eh fuck this.
My short term memory is non existent.
I DON'T MAKE GAY NOISES
I thought we were best friends..
The long term can be a little ify too.
what did you forget?
or did you forget what your forgot
ya you do
i do not
YE YOU DO
It's scaring me how do I fix it
I am sleepy so I can't remember things
I only like guys who look like girls not actual girls.
wtf get away from me with that gay stuff
Write things down that you want to remember.
That's not even... the same stare.
that feeling when desu hasnt asked you to post cock yet today
and eat more ginseng and ginkgo
I know im gonna get some ginkgo supplements
nigga FUCK YOU
what the fuck is this shit
NOT MON PETIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIT SHE IS INNOCENCE INCARNATE
I'm being ironic
pEWDIEPIE IS A CHILD RAPIST
EVEYBODY KNOW 3PAC IS THE GREATEST
My friend bought me overwatch
Now this stare. Terrifies me. I won't be able to sleep now. Thanks.
lets beat up desu
I am your biological mother
I used to be content just hearing the bass in music.
Now I can't be happy unless I can feel it.
A-am I okay?
No you're not
Beers have been opened.
how could the kill her off
i've seen it before, i know they did, but still
show me it
... I need a sub amp...
Time to crank some tunes?
10/10. Terrifies the shit out of me.
How do I exercise it to improve?
Is that academically supported?
the best way is just to improve your diet and exercise actually
but aint nobody got time fo dat
1. Eat Right
3. Stop Multitasking
4. Get a Good Night's Sleep
You can't get me with Newman.
Something like that
Are your fricken daft?
Chiaki best Dangan.
Used for decades to describe the parallel processing abilities of computers, multitasking is now shorthand for the human attempt to do simultaneously as many things as possible, as quickly as possible. Ultimately, multitasking may actually slow you down, make you prone to errors as well as make you forgetful.
Research shows you actually need about eight seconds to commit a piece of information to your memory, so if you're talking on your phone and carrying in groceries when you put down your car keys, you're unlikely to remember where you left them.
The opposite of multitasking would be mindfulness, which helps you achieve undistracted focus. Students who took a mindfulness class improved reading comprehension test scores and working memory capacity, as well as experienced fewer distracting thoughts.2
If you find yourself trying to complete five tasks at once, stop yourself and focus your attention back to the task at hand. If distracting thoughts enter your head, remind yourself that these are only "projections," not reality, and allow them to pass by without stressing you out. You can then end your day with a 10- or 15-minute meditation session to help stop your mind from wandering and relax into a restful sleep.
I want to kiss her cheek
[Added to Queue.]
I'd kiss more than her cheek.
Sex robots when?
I literally have like 5 things going on on my two monitors plus what's on my desk.
they already exist
they will be mainstrem within the next 10 years
Sex robots are a thing.
What a time to be alive.
Whoa! (You)'s for days!
Ignore the hippy shit about meditation at the end.
I don't read what I post
I'd Lick small circles around her belly button and work my way lower
I thought Japan already had them for a few thousand dollarydoos.
I'd kiss her
I want to kiss her feets
NOT YOU TOO
what do gay noises sound like?
take your hairbrush and choke on the handle
thats what it sounds like
Consider yourself bullied
I even got Subtle to link me
How do you feel?
like heteronormative with a lisp
Real talk though, [spoiler]I'd kiss her thighs, up her hips, across her tummy, and around her back.
I'd kiss her shoulders, and arms, and hands, and fingers.
And, of course, I'd kiss her lips.[/spoiler]
I don't mind if it's from you
High pitched squeaks and moans
I fucked that up.
I think it makes it better.
I wanna hug her tight and kiss her neck while rubbing her tummy and thighs !
Mfw I uninstalled League and havent even wanted to play for half a year
Maybe I should
I need Archive's 'Nah' picture right now
that's too small
Ah I thought you'd know
That sounds more like mice
My multitasking right now
I-I'm going to get some food now, bye bye
cant just skip the foreplay and j-jam it in like a normal person
How do I get a tokai sex doll?
I'd have a threesome with her and Tokai
Of course I do.
[spoiler]Us last night.[/spoiler[
I had fun on our date
Can I watch
Most gay people are secretly mice.
Maybe you should cut back on that a little.
That'd be lewd.
exactly... see, youre catching on
So would the threesome itself so it's ok
I'd love to but I can't right now
No, the threesome is fine.
'cause it's with Tokai.
I still have one free murder, Scoots.
I don't wanna use it on you.
Once your work is done.
it it exists we can make a sex toy of it... rule 34.5 v2
What did she originally say?
That dragon loli's name is Nah.
those are some wet memories
I know, you're pretty nice
oh oh and Latino's
Behave, you slut
Oh. Clever use!
distractions to the MAX
I'm not doing anythinggggggg
not so much... the french tho
Its from fire emblem if you wanna look her up.