Sam, what's going on big guy? You just sodomized my daughter

Thomas Nelson
Thomas Nelson

Sam, what's going on big guy? You just sodomized my daughter.

Cameron Torres
Cameron Torres

im jealous tbh

Oliver Thompson
Oliver Thompson

shes 18 now so the statute of limitations says shes retroactively legal

Jacob Bell
Jacob Bell

Any woman
Pure virgin

Jayden Cook
Jayden Cook

Scam and Hide sucks cock for cash and has a long history of abusive behaviour. Fortunately he fucked with the wrong Chosenite and Big Bull Bernstein put him in his place mighty fast. Last I heard he wasn't even prostituting himself for cash anymore and was starring in hardcore gay pornography as a "power bottom" to feed his habit….Oh how the mighty have fallen, really ironic watching vid related knowing that Scambo let's men fuck hum in the ass for heroin. Face it alt righters, you got played by a closeted homosexual Jewish man and there's not a damn thing you can do about it. Ya blew it.

Joseph Nguyen
Joseph Nguyen

Sam the definition of insanity is repeating the same thing over and over again expecting a different result.

You will never be relevant again and you fucked your friends over with your retarded pandering to reddit.

Jackson Peterson
Jackson Peterson

Actually it was his pandering to the rightards and organising a hate campaign against a young Jewish reporter that unsealed the deal. What gies around come around an ol uncle Sambo dun gone got hisself a taste of justice yessuh he dids!

Wyatt Wilson
Wyatt Wilson

skimcucks skimcucks wheres ur buck?
Oh that's right hes got sum dik to suck

Luke Rodriguez
Luke Rodriguez

oh yeah, don't eat anything between now and tomorrow sweetie

Hmm

Tyler Hill
Tyler Hill

tfw no submissive 16 years old gf

Justin Turner
Justin Turner

you fucked your friends over with your retarded pandering to reddit
That's not how he fucked his fanbase, he fucked his fanbase with scams and fake merchandise schemes.

Nathaniel Ortiz
Nathaniel Ortiz

slut gets raped
Who cares?

Xavier Bennett
Xavier Bennett

Lol I saw this guy aimlessly wandering around the streets and I barely recognized him, it's only because he was muttering about how he used to be a somebody and mentioned world peace that I recognized him. He had a dead look in his eye and hinted that he would be willing to suck me off for cash and started to yell at me when I turned him down. After that day I lost the last shred of respect that I had for this "man" (he's a fucking BOY).

Oliver Peterson
Oliver Peterson

This.
Post the pics of skimmy boi succing dik, it drives skimcucks up the wall

Bentley Fisher
Bentley Fisher

inb4 skim hid fanboy sputtering
ur not welcome here fag worshippers

Jason Robinson
Jason Robinson

Exactly, reddit.

Noah Phillips
Noah Phillips

surprised skom hid ain't ded tbh, can't wait until he kills hisself
skimcucks would have a meltdown

Grayson Rogers
Grayson Rogers

nice fanfic. Did you jack off while writing this?

Liam Ward
Liam Ward

t. skim hid
fuk off retarded diksucker ur not funny

Leo Nelson
Leo Nelson

can someone explain whats the appeal of Sam Hyde? Its always americans who worship him as some idol but i never realise why, did he do something special or americans just like to dicksuck every person that appears on TV?

James Ward
James Ward

yeah, I like skim milk. So what?

Isaac Davis
Isaac Davis

skimcucks r retarded and 56%
case n point

Connor Kelly
Connor Kelly

I kno u skimcucks r mad as shit rn tbh
debate me on his diksuck skills, i have a whole folder of skimmy bois gay pornos

Isaiah Edwards
Isaiah Edwards

Sounds fake and possibly homosexual

Luke Gonzalez
Luke Gonzalez

t. skimcuk
we all kno hes a rapist pig that loves the taste of dik

Adam Diaz
Adam Diaz

t. /leftypol/

Jack Nguyen
Jack Nguyen

can someone explain whats the appeal of Sam Hyde?
Only autistic beta incels who never had father figures idolize Sam because he portrays himself as an introverted weirdo himself when really he's a con artist. He'll make some rambling KSTV or HydeWars episode where he poorly recites what he read in some armchair psychology book and they think that Sam has all the answers to the universe and donate to his patreon immediately.

Jose Cook
Jose Cook

wehweh stop pointing out skims love of dik
no

Robert Hill
Robert Hill

u show em, skimcucks r retarded skum

Cooper Wright
Cooper Wright

what do skim and hens have n common?
they both love coks

Jason Taylor
Jason Taylor

skimmy boi is a true example of a cumskin what wif all the loads he takes 2 tha face
cumskim heheh

Elijah Johnson
Elijah Johnson

this amount of low functioning autism

Evan Powell
Evan Powell

stil less autistic and gay then skim tbh

Oliver Morgan
Oliver Morgan

ITT: Buttblasted ponyfags

Benjamin Morris
Benjamin Morris

at least ponyfegs dont skim, hid, then suk diks

Eli Nguyen
Eli Nguyen

imagine this is who you discuss cinema with, /pol/fags who care about whos and ecelebs and gossip

Aiden Baker
Aiden Baker

Only autistic beta incels who never had father figures idolize Sam
This. This. This! His fanbase is made up of the kids who attended slow camp and you just know he is taking advantage of the poor lil suckers. Though after the recent revelations maybe he is the one that does the sucking I would bet my home that he is grooming his mentally handle capped followers so he can suckle on their peepees like a nursing child. Absolutely disgusting!

because he portrays himself as an introverted weirdo himself when really he's a con artist.
He's weird but not in a sweet retarded manner, he's a creepy malicious pig trying to jump on the aut right bandwagon and manipulate the beta bitch rightardians into becoming his personal army. That is not normal behaviour.

He'll make some rambling KSTV or HydeWars episode where he poorly recites what he read in some armchair psychology book and they think that Sam has all the answers to the universe and donate to his patreon immediately.
You can just tell he thinks of himself as some sort of Trumpian ubermensch"sure I scammed a bunch of people but it wasn't technically illegal so fuck u lol". Disgusting.

David Wright
David Wright

ITT: two faggots talking to themselves

Brandon Bailey
Brandon Bailey

But sweetie I'm against those ebil nazee stormweenies. I'm actually an anarcho-syndicalist so :p.

Angel Watson
Angel Watson

t. skim hid

Justin Collins
Justin Collins

I heard from a reliable source that was close to Sambo during the height of his e-fame that he brutally raped one of his autistic fanboys then kissed him, threw a handful of change at him and told him not to say he never gave him anything. Why does the alt right defend this?

Tyler Martin
Tyler Martin

cuz ther retarded skimcucks

Colton Bell
Colton Bell

ok

Liam Sanders
Liam Sanders

what the fuck happened?

Thomas Sanders
Thomas Sanders

He likely punched her face.

Jason Hughes
Jason Hughes

What a piece of shit. I'm unironically glad his show was cancelled now.

Tyler Bailey
Tyler Bailey

yeh skim deserves it

Brody Bailey
Brody Bailey

My Little Faggot: Samefagging is Tragic

Grayson Collins
Grayson Collins

t.Scam and Hide the unfunny cock slurping guy

Robert Brooks
Robert Brooks

skim hid is this mad ponies r funnier then him

Owen Cooper
Owen Cooper

Op, what's going on big guy? You just stole a shitpost from reddit.

Hudson Ross
Hudson Ross

but that shitpost was from Holla Forums 2015

Jason Hall
Jason Hall

look at the top comment in that reddit thread

Isaiah Walker
Isaiah Walker

reddit cloppers are still mad that Sam Hyde scammed them
they still think anyone will care about them being scammed

Parker Hall
Parker Hall

woah who knew reddit invented the phrase "what's going on big guy" that's been circulating since WP aired!

Caleb Garcia
Caleb Garcia

I could care less who he fucks.

Zachary Ortiz
Zachary Ortiz

I saw Sam Hyde at a grocery store in Los Angeles yesterday. I told him how cool it was to meet him in person, but I didn’t want to be a douche and bother him and ask him for photos or anything.

He said, “Oh, like you’re doing now?”

I was taken aback, and all I could say was “Huh?” but he kept cutting me off and going “huh? huh? huh?” and closing his hand shut in front of my face. I walked away and continued with my shopping, and I heard him chuckle as I walked off. When I came to pay for my stuff up front I saw him trying to walk out the doors with like fifteen Milky Ways in his hands without paying.

The girl at the counter was very nice about it and professional, and was like “Sir, you need to pay for those first.” At first he kept pretending to be tired and not hear her, but eventually turned back around and brought them to the counter.

When she took one of the bars and started scanning it multiple times, he stopped her and told her to scan them each individually “to prevent any electrical infetterence,” and then turned around and winked at me. I don’t even think that’s a word. After she scanned each bar and put them in a bag and started to say the price, he kept interrupting her by yawning really loudly.

Angel Ward
Angel Ward

you sound like a faggot

Austin Gray
Austin Gray

I'm talking about the "You just sodomized my daughter." part that you copied from a reddit thread, you colossal faggot.

Jacob Flores
Jacob Flores

I can't tell if you're being ironic or if you really are new enough to not know that copypasta well enough to have it memorized.

Ian Davis
Ian Davis

skim hid needs 2 die btw

Eli Harris
Eli Harris

definitely super fucking new never been on the internet before, can't recite the sacred verses of your holy "copypasta" text

Jonathan Rodriguez
Jonathan Rodriguez

Just lurk more dipshit, that copypasta has been posted so many god damn times it really is an indicator of your newfaggotry when you don't recognize it immediately.

Jaxson King
Jaxson King

They're bots and niggers you stupid nigger. There's no sense in arguing with them.

Hudson Moore
Hudson Moore

There's no sense in posting here at all fam.

Austin Gutierrez
Austin Gutierrez

well, there's loneliness…

Jacob Flores
Jacob Flores

it's not that I need to lurk more it's that you need to spend less time on the internet

Isaiah Adams
Isaiah Adams

then why are you here faggot?

John Russell
John Russell

Same reason you are I guess.
I spend like 10 hours a week at most on the internet, and only 3 of those are on this slow shithole of a site.
Lurk more crybabby.

Carson Butler
Carson Butler

fuck off you filthy casual

Michael Richardson
Michael Richardson

YES SIR

Jaxon Parker
Jaxon Parker

Lurk more crybabby.
I'm not the one whining over people not using the internet 10 hours a day.

Hunter Jackson
Hunter Jackson

[anon who thought he had lost all hope for Holla Forums loses extra bit of hope he didn't know he had]

David Hall
David Hall

10 hours a day
Look at my post again newfag.
Or was that a desperate attempt at making yourself look like less of an idiot?

Blake Reyes
Blake Reyes

I interpreted you saying 10 hours a week as you meaning 10 hours a day but being too much a pussboy to say it.

Jordan Ross
Jordan Ross

So you projected.

Aiden Bell
Aiden Bell

that would be true if I went around calling people out for not having memorized copypasta

Luis Ward
Luis Ward

You're really mad about that aren't you.
It's not a big deal tbh, just stop posting and don't make retarded assumptions next time.
You could have googled that pasta, it's posted that often for fucks sake.

Jose Garcia
Jose Garcia

You're really mad about that aren't you.
No, it's just cringey.

Adam Young
Adam Young

wtf you don't look mad af now

Levi Hall
Levi Hall

I'm anonymous, what I look like is invisible . . .

Sebastian Sullivan
Sebastian Sullivan

k

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