Yellowstone Is Gonna Blow And We're All Going To Die

Elijah White
Elijah White

Fear Porn Fear Porn Read All About It

Suddenly, out of nowhere, there is just 6,000,000 articles about how Yellowstone is LITERALLY going to blow up in like 4 minutes and you should kiss your ass goodbye (not really, more like a few decades).

But it's highly suspect fear porn nonetheless. Is the timing some sort of demoralizing blackpill diversion?

Get a load of this shit:

Yellowstone supervolcano could blow faster than thought, destroy all of mankind
8 hours ago
http://www.foxnews.com/science/2017/10/12/yellowstone-supervolcano-could-blow-faster-than-thought-

destroy-all-mankind.html

MAPPED: US cities at risk from Yellowstone ERUPTION - millions facing WAVE of lava and ash
21:48, Thu, Oct 12, 2017 | UPDATED: 21:56, Thu, Oct 12, 2017
http://www.express.co.uk/news/world/865767/yellowstone-volcano-eruption-usgs-which-cities-risk-denver-

salt-lake-boise

Yellowstone supervolcano may blow sooner than thought — and could wipe out life on the planet
Published 11:27 a.m. ET Oct. 12, 2017 | Updated 1:05 p.m. ET Oct. 12, 2017
https://www.usatoday.com/story/news/nation/2017/10/12/yellowstone-supervolcano-may-blow-sooner-than-

thought-could-wipe-out-life-planet/757337001/

Good News: Yellowstone's Supervolcano Is Going to Put Us Out of Our Misery
31 minutes ago
https://www.gq.com/story/good-news-yellowstone-supervolcano

Yellowstone Supervolcano May Rumble to Life Faster Than Thought
PUBLISHED October 11, 2017
http://news.nationalgeographic.com/2017/10/yellowstone-supervolcano-erupt-faster-thought-science/

A Surprise From the Supervolcano Under Yellowstone
OCT. 10, 2017
https://www.nytimes.com/2017/10/10/science/yellowstone-volcano-eruption.html

'UFO' spotted over Yellowstone volcano?
2 days ago
http://www.foxnews.com/science/2017/10/10/ufo-spotted-over-yellowstone-volcano.html

Robert Gutierrez
Robert Gutierrez

ok.

Anthony Rodriguez
Anthony Rodriguez

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xv5s_VEmZd0
daily reminder that Israel did 9/11

Levi Johnson
Levi Johnson

Nah, Ben Garrison just farted.

Lucas Russell
Lucas Russell

Have a PSA on why 911 is real by your favorite (((israelites))).

Henry Peterson
Henry Peterson

Could definitely be a diversion. Maybe they want people forget about LV because we're getting too close. The normiesphere is filled with whisperings about false flags, they don't want people digging more. Albeit this attempt is pretty weak.

Bentley Foster
Bentley Foster

I'd love it to happen but it almost certainly won't in our lifetimes. I'd love any major happening though.

Carter Morales
Carter Morales

I think it makes for a nice brain wiping story to immediately follow up any weinstien coverage on local channels.

you have to sucks weinstien's dick to get a job in Hollywood
in other news supervolcano Yellowstone may erupt and kill everything on earth!

Which are you more likely to remember?

Bentley Rivera
Bentley Rivera

Here's a quick and easy way to know if yellowstone is going to pop: When the whole thing starts rising a foot in a year and keeps doing so year after year. That means it's filling and pressure is building.

All it's been doing is rising evenly and shrinking, which is normal and means it's not filling up

Evan Roberts
Evan Roberts

FEAR-ISM
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FEAAAR!
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MGTOW – NO WAIT FUCK IT – FEAR!!!!!!
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NO WAIT FUCK IT! Get guns and ralley and prepare for war!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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No wait fuck it! Escape into the esoteric meme!
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YEAH FUCK IT!

kill your ego — kill your hope!

Parker Bailey
Parker Bailey

how do they even know how catastrophic it would be? dont regurgitate some shit either.

Grayson Richardson
Grayson Richardson

Yellowstone
destroying all of mankind
lolwat

Jason Ward
Jason Ward

Could definitely be a diversion. Maybe they want people forget about LV because we're getting too close.
I wouldn't doubt them setting it off if the alternative is a massive sting bringing down pizzagate. (((NASA))) recently started looking into drilling Yellowstone in an attempt to "prevent" an erruption.

Brody Walker
Brody Walker

I want someone to shove a big ol bomb down there to speed things up

Jackson Allen
Jackson Allen

So they just rotate between shootings, North Korea, WW3, and natural disaster one topic after the previous one gets stale UNTIL A NEW FUCKING EXCITING DEVELOPMENT SURE TO SUCK YOUR SHEKELS HAPPENS

Lincoln Garcia
Lincoln Garcia

Fear porn

You need to go outside and take a break from the internet for 5 minutes

Xavier Jackson
Xavier Jackson

thats exactly what it is you dumbass. In the past 24 hours no less than 4 "major stories" about ridiculous and scary natural phenomena have come out. They are trying to distract from all the negative attention they are getting between pedowood going up in flames the nfl committing sudoku and vegas the kikes are really starting to feel the ovens.

Austin Sanders
Austin Sanders

don't look into the weinstein news goyim

Daniel Parker
Daniel Parker

you'll know when it gonna blow because all of a sudden animals will fucking freak there shit, birds will the first to know especially when huge flocks start to fly in the same direction and other animals to away from the danger

Carter Rodriguez
Carter Rodriguez

Wasn't NASA supposed to drill and pump water into it to make it blow faster?

Jack Campbell
Jack Campbell

I remember seeing that, I believe it was only proposed and not (as of yet) followed through with,

Austin Cooper
Austin Cooper

ITS HABBENINGS!!!!! XXDDXXDD
yea get back to us when something is accually happening

Jaxon Cook
Jaxon Cook

we need new holohoax, 911, and ns threads

William Williams
William Williams

proposed
More like "get the engineers thinking about it because if they start busting everyone involved in pizzagate it will be the best survival strategy."

Hudson Ross
Hudson Ross

Checking those sweet double dubs. Indeed we do.

Benjamin Mitchell
Benjamin Mitchell

Is the timing some sort of demoralizing blackpill diversion?
Maybe a press release went out somewhere and they've all turned the press release into articles.

Noah Turner
Noah Turner

'UFO' spotted
Daily reminder that the upcoming "UFO" is going to be a hologram, and the "alien tech" they'll "discover" was invented by Tesla.

Hudson Watson
Hudson Watson

YELLOW STONE
YELLOW STONE
YELLOW STONE

BLOW UP AND LET LOOSE THE CHAOS OF THE UNDERWORLD. UNLEASH THE SECRET UNDERGROUND NAZI ARMY.

James Harris
James Harris

Oh no.

Logan Perez
Logan Perez

How do the animals know what is coming? What is their thought process? They operate mainly on instinct, no?

Christopher Gonzalez
Christopher Gonzalez

Nah.

Carter Clark
Carter Clark

Probably more sensitive to the minor shocks before the main one.

Hunter Wilson
Hunter Wilson

looking forward to it. blow, baby, blow.

Isaiah Powell
Isaiah Powell

So. Are there any bills that are being pushed right now? Is there some event they're trying to distract people from? Last time SOPA2.0 was happening people ran a bunch of distractions iirc.

Colton Smith
Colton Smith

Only prepping for the biggest gun grab in the history of man? Yea maybe that.

Leo Mitchell
Leo Mitchell

https://www.congress.gov/bill/115th-congress/senate-bill/198/text

Nevermind, found a potential answer right in one of the stickies. HEY GOYS, LOOK. A VOLCANO. alsowearerestrictingyourabilitytospeakfreelyandcriticizeus IT'S GONNA BLOW ANY DAY NOW. BETTER TALK ABOUT THAT AND CLOG UP THE NEWS FEEDS.

Owen Cruz
Owen Cruz

Actually when Yellowstone erupts two good things will happen:

Burgerland will die.

The ashcloud will bring a new iceage and start the Fimbulwinter from Norse mythology meaning that Ragnarök has started and Kalki will arrive (at least in europe).

Colton Thomas
Colton Thomas

Thats not recently. They've been talking about drilling into Jellystone since I was in HS and that was about 13 years ago now.

Alexander Hill
Alexander Hill

HOLY FUCK THOSE ARE ALL MOSTLY WHITE STATES!!!!!!

Zachary Lee
Zachary Lee

If it got Seattle, Portland and Denver it'll be an overall win
But honestly Kimmie nuking the western seaboard is something that would be better

Leo Bennett
Leo Bennett

oy vey no goy don't move to the american northwest

don't meet up with like-minded individuals

don't organize, don't be effective

you might die!

Mason Adams
Mason Adams

I was in Yellowstone this summer. INSANE amounts of Chinks.

Hunter Myers
Hunter Myers

This is clearly a diversion from the Weinstein affaire.

Leo Myers
Leo Myers

I'm in the instakill radius, just fucking do it already I'm tired.

Adam Lewis
Adam Lewis

Am I the only one who just doesn't give a shit about things like this? Probably just trauma based mind control anyway.

Samuel Adams
Samuel Adams

Is the timing some sort of demoralizing blackpill diversion?
My guess is meme magic. They're trying to meme the destruction because their shit is falling apart all around them and they'd rather fuck the entire species than let us win. Keep calm. Post Gondolas and the comfy memes of the future.

Caleb Cooper
Caleb Cooper

they'd rather fuck the entire species than let us win.
Jews are really crazy, eh.

Luke Howard
Luke Howard

destroy-all-mankind
could-wipe-out-life-planet

Brainlets really love to parrot this shit don't they? Not even Murrika will be wiped out (though it is likely to collapse), let alone "all life on the planet". Gonna be a few rough years due to crops but guess who gets fucked by that? Africa and all the other poor and overpopulated countries, the wealthy ones have relatively small populations for their richness and will be able to buy what they can't grow.

Bigger issue if anything are the hordes of Africans trying to get into Europe as a result. Wouldn't be an issue normally when you have modern military hardware but seeing the current state of affairs they might just let them in by the billion.

Noah Wright
Noah Wright

Oh and the US might the flooded with Mexicans and South Americans for "re-population of the country" and "labour to help us rebuild".

Easton Bennett
Easton Bennett

BRACE FOR IMPACT

Colton Perry
Colton Perry

This is all nonsense.

Justin Bell
Justin Bell

not good at all.

Nathaniel Mitchell
Nathaniel Mitchell

this bullshit thread yet again
Kill yourself kike.

Isaiah Morgan
Isaiah Morgan

Even my normalfag family complain about the inconsistent stories regarding NV and don't trust the press since they lie and omit context so much.

Cameron Rivera
Cameron Rivera

It didn't happen the last time either.
It's accurate as JW doomsday predictions
Well to be fair those fucks can predict one thing correctly which is.
OH WOW, IT'S FUCKING NOTHING

Jayden Ross
Jayden Ross

Nice n comfy

Eli Moore
Eli Moore

The kid who if you dont let him win in a game he takes his shit home.

Isaac Wilson
Isaac Wilson

Yellowstone fear porn
Expect agency behind it

I have been following the development of Yellowstone quite closely for the last 10 years.
The Government was involved in downplaying and hiding actual data from Yellowstone. For example they took "down" many dozens of seismometers on the Yellowstone area, you could see how every year they disappear from official lists, so no data transmitted to the public. They also underwent logistical measures and build observation structures on the site, yet no data is being released nore the existence acknowledged.
Many Park rangers and officials have been ordered to shut up about Yellowstone and lie to people who ask questions.
Many earthquakes have been erased from geological earthquake watches, so even though we have official reports of increased seismic activity, less earthquakes are documented.

All in all, we know that Yellowstone is in a critical situation, but we dont know how critical. Thanks gov fuckers.

WE ARE FUCKED
but I think we still have time, because there are no real leaks we could speak of, which indicate that people involved are getting very uncomfortable.

Elijah Adams
Elijah Adams

Don't be a NEET. Don't be proud of being a NEET. You can even avoid paying taxes but go and work, build something. Everything that you consider "comfy" will be pulled from under you as soon as SHTF.

Do have an attractive/healthy body/personality/career, then get a partner of the opposite sex, then have children.

Don't be a useless good-for-nothing NEET that Hitler would be ashamed of.

Leo Scott
Leo Scott

Move all American White Nationalists to the Pacific northwest, they said.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Northwest_Territorial_Imperative

Gabriel Roberts
Gabriel Roberts

NASA wants to form a multi-trillion dollar, multi-national, global initiative, funded by white male US citizens tax-payers only for some kiked-up scheme to generate power, and save the planet by pumping the blood of whites into the caldera to cool it.

John Mitchell
John Mitchell

Why would I care what Hitler is proud of or ashamed of?

Rommel, Himmler or any number of Germans were better leaders.

Jacob Cruz
Jacob Cruz

<Rommel and Himmler wouldn't be ashamed of you being a fucking NEET.

Kevin Gomez
Kevin Gomez

lol NEET faggot.

Jonathan Davis
Jonathan Davis

what about this?
http://www.nixle.us/9MJN7
sulfur fire
Lake County CA Sheriff's Department
As of 7:30 the Sulphur Fire is approximately 1,800 acres with 0% containment. The fire is in the vicinity of Borax Lake, Mt. Baldy, the Elem Colony, and surrounding unincorporated areas and areas within the city limits of Clearlake. Fire crews have reported structures have been involved.

Jordan Hughes
Jordan Hughes

Pumping white blood and essence into a Caldera of cataclysmic proportions
I actually see that to have a guaranteed chance of misfire. You might just get the White god of Fire and Baking out of it.

Jayden Howard
Jayden Howard

dont be a neet
Oh, so pay taxes so immigrants can have more babies? Or maybe we need to help support Americas wars for Israel? Oh, I know what you're thinking! We have to work jobs because otherwise CNN will complain about "those young men who aren't joining society!" then condemn Whites! Wait, they do that already all the time..
No, I know what you're thinking!! We need to support pic related! Got to improve the CIA's ability to make children into sex slaves! That's a real good reason to wageslave!

Wagecucks should all be executed as traitors unless they never pay any taxes.
Here is what you should really do:
Take on as much debt as possible, default
Go to graduate school in something fun and useless for multiple degrees (theres no limit on student loans for graduate students) and never pay it back.
Never work a job, fake an injury/mental illness to get SSD. Heck, why fake it, just tell a therapist about "the joos" then get institutionalized briefly for suicide because "the white race is going extinct" and get your check for life
Have TONS of white children. You get food stamps, EBT, money from the goverment for each child you have if you do not have a job
Move to a state that provides a lot of social services
Now, with all the free time you have, raise your children to be warriors, post propaganda, and fight for the White future

John Fisher
John Fisher

wageslave
Wagecucks should all be executed as traitors
Never work a job
How will you live on handouts when SHTF and you have no guns, no stockpile of food, no property, and no way to feed "your family" (which you won't have for obvious reasons).
Can you even live without your parents "wagecucking" for your useless ass?

It's perfectly fine to be frugal but you're not frugal, you're just living at someone else's expense and without nothing to your name. Grow a pair and work, because your family won't be there to feed you when you're old, and state handouts won't be pretty.

How do you even pretend to find a wife playing games and watching shit all day? And would you want your "children" to live in abject poverty with a deadbeat dad whose opinion they'll reject as soon as they see what a loser he is?

Dominic King
Dominic King

Geysers gonna Geyz

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