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Jackson James
Jackson James

♥ Official Scootalooo Thread ♥

Say Hello to my little Friend Edition

All urls found in this thread:
http://steamcommunity.com/id/iwannalickatouhousfeets/games/?tab=all
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N3WeXGmqYsE
Thomas Myers
Thomas Myers

Not anymore

Noah Johnson
Noah Johnson

Say Hello to my little Friend Edition

looks down your pants
waves

Mason Jones
Mason Jones

(faith fanatic)
There are no such rules

Camden Morgan
Camden Morgan

LOL

fucking losers

Juan Moore
Juan Moore

Can I pay you to not bring it up again

Charles Nelson
Charles Nelson

my sides are leaving the solar system on an epic voyage of kek :')

Dylan Harris
Dylan Harris

Except there is.
I get instabanned if I make a thread.

Julian Lewis
Julian Lewis

To the kek system in hyperspeed.

Leo Johnson
Leo Johnson

Buttfox isn't the admin anymore. You're fine.

John Evans
John Evans

Why?

Alexander Anderson
Alexander Anderson

Me? honourable old me?
to be payed off?

duh

Jackson Sanchez
Jackson Sanchez

That's the reason why we moved boards in the first place.

Carson Collins
Carson Collins

Look. Sabrina. Not all of us can have a magnum dong.
Speaking of which. Um. ;3

Colton Collins
Colton Collins

My payments are in pets and kisses though

Angel Gonzalez
Angel Gonzalez

Hey Grim, she was talking to me. Can you back up?

Austin Robinson
Austin Robinson

Back up onto this magnum dong

Aiden Campbell
Aiden Campbell

Sex chat with nude photos

Easton Taylor
Easton Taylor

no homo

William Taylor
William Taylor

SEXtreme

Daniel Jenkins
Daniel Jenkins

Now she's not going to respond to my post because you already answered... thanks

Josiah Peterson
Josiah Peterson

Is that really valuable?

Thomas Martinez
Thomas Martinez

I know.
Just using it as an excuse. I never made a thread, and probably never will. I feel like it'll make me seem self absorbed. Kinda been a silent rule of mine for years.

Jeremiah Carter
Jeremiah Carter

you have issues darlin

Jack Green
Jack Green

Of course they are

Carson Lewis
Carson Lewis

ugh don't group link me, you bitch

Ryan Lopez
Ryan Lopez

darlin

Lincoln Gomez
Lincoln Gomez

she looks like a bug

Hudson Richardson
Hudson Richardson

i'm totally self absorbed, it's how you get really popular

love yourself and others will follow, or something

Aiden Foster
Aiden Foster

Running anime club again
Numbers keep growing
Start talking to new members
'So, what do you like?' I ask
'Never watched an anime, wouldn't be here without my best friend, she keep suggesting me stuff that's boring'
'Oh, right, well, think of it like this. What do you like watching on tv? Drama? Comedy?'
'I like murder stuff'
'So Dexter and that, okay. Right. You didn't hear this from me, you got this idea from one of the other members in this club. I didn't tell you to read Frankenfran.'
Literally the most horrible body horror black comedy I could think of
I'm suggesting this shit to a 14 year old girl and explicitly saying 'I DIDN'T TELL YOU THIS, NO SIR, DO NOT SAY ANYTHING ABOUT THIS TO YOUR PARENTS'
Basically give synopsis and one of the most goriest scenes
Either she will love it or have nightmares.
Still hoping I won't get fired because safeguarding policies.
I am SCANNER, I am best role model 5eva.

So whatchu been upto?

Wyatt Harris
Wyatt Harris

hey darlin'

Dominic Perez
Dominic Perez

Why aren't you currently sexually satisfying me with memes

Brandon Peterson
Brandon Peterson

Scanner you should not do things like that if you want to stay head of the club

how old are you anyway??

Leo King
Leo King

you look like a cumslut

Benjamin Lopez
Benjamin Lopez

do you think this is a game

Thomas Parker
Thomas Parker

hmmm..
that's not super convincing

that club sounds hectic lol

Jacob Baker
Jacob Baker

Where is the tl;dr version?

i don't into memes

Parker Campbell
Parker Campbell

nuuuu that GET was for lord Satan >_<

Lucas Ortiz
Lucas Ortiz

What kind of useless girlfriend are you

Benjamin Powell
Benjamin Powell

The only club I was head of at uni was the STRIPCLUB

holla

Austin Bennett
Austin Bennett

Gonna be heading out in a second. See you guys later.

I already knew that.
Whatcha up to?

Sorry. Didn't think that would offend you.

I like my current level of popularity though. It's comfortable.

Gavin Ramirez
Gavin Ramirez

Do you want to die young?

Kayden Reyes
Kayden Reyes

Wanna find out first hand then ?

Angel King
Angel King

Grim Lenko fight.

Pleace your bets now.

Logan Reyes
Logan Reyes

But I already have a BF

Please respond to me when you get back

Carter Scott
Carter Scott

place

James Parker
James Parker

I'd destroy Grim. No contest.

Sebastian Rodriguez
Sebastian Rodriguez

They're both on the heavy side... hmmm

Gavin White
Gavin White

well since you insist

Bentley Lee
Bentley Lee

I'll tell ya when you come back!

We are all dead
this is hell

Angel Hernandez
Angel Hernandez

not if he destroys you first.

Noah Lopez
Noah Lopez

i could beat lenko up

Jordan Perry
Jordan Perry

170
heavy
pick one

Sebastian Lee
Sebastian Lee

Put your money where your mouth is, bitch. Fight me.

Connor Russell
Connor Russell

What's your BMI?

Andrew Hall
Andrew Hall

I'd destroy Grim. No contest.

Alexander Adams
Alexander Adams

i'm 120 pounds

i'm even less heavy

you don't stand a chance

Isaac Smith
Isaac Smith

I'm not really the head, more of a volunteer that drums up interest in the place.

My idea is 'Yo, most of them are going to be suggesting Attack on Titan, Tokyo Ghoul and other horrible stuff; so fuck it.'

I can't help it, I literally have no filter.

That was the tl;dr

It fucking is, I have to try and be a responsible adult AND try to cater to weeaboos.

And if not that, trying to gauge everyone's interest and try to grow that interest.
I'm the only guy who knows what's up.

Head leader thinks it's all about pokemon and Adventure Time stuff, and I know for a fact some of them are drawing yaoi fanfic of characters.

Nicholas Turner
Nicholas Turner

Oh man I should make a Rukia folder

Nathaniel Myers
Nathaniel Myers

24

Justin Evans
Justin Evans

I thought you weren't gay though...

Who even are you, Norwegian?

Acting like BMI actually means shit

Nathan Fisher
Nathan Fisher

HOW
OLD
ARE YOU SCANNER

Owen Morgan
Owen Morgan

I love you

Colton Stewart
Colton Stewart

grim
he never loses his way

Luis Myers
Luis Myers

The way Izaya(?) sounded on voice
he's probably the most brolic out of anyone

Ryan Torres
Ryan Torres

One punch and I'd knock you into next week with comatose.

Adrian Wright
Adrian Wright

Scoot, dollars to donuts you have a bigger dong than I.

Brody Torres
Brody Torres

23.

Jose Martinez
Jose Martinez

I don't understand how you are interacting with teenagers in a school club

unless you are a teacher

Zachary Baker
Zachary Baker

Oh you didn't know~?

Tyler Williams
Tyler Williams

Haven't weighed myself in a few days, brb.

Brayden Morris
Brayden Morris

he doesn't

Carson Perry
Carson Perry

can't hit what you can't see

RIGHT JAB
LEFT JAB
RIGHT HOOK
LEFT JAB
RIGHT JAB
BACK

Colton Sullivan
Colton Sullivan

I hope you aren't fat...

Lucas Lewis
Lucas Lewis

The most.... Brolic? What does that mean exactly?

I can't affiliate with the gays... They stole my memes.

Dominic Fisher
Dominic Fisher

Come again

Tyler Clark
Tyler Clark

anime food

Charles Kelly
Charles Kelly

Yeah Grim would just suicide bomb and be done with it.

post a character called Inga
is Swedish

Jag hoppas verkligen du inte är så dum i huvudet.

Asher Ward
Asher Ward

I think that like Grim has some weird Indian fighting style that wins the day.

ah well, at least it's some way to spend the time

song playing

Wyatt Flores
Wyatt Flores

I have good eyes. You couldn't even hurt me if I let you hit me a 1000 times.

I am literally the most /fit/ poster in the entirety of this community.

Levi Gomez
Levi Gomez

I am a volunteer, and it is a youth club, and they were looking for people who can help with the more auts interests than 'oh let's play football'.

I have more dumb stories where you think 'Yeah, no, way too immature to be helping lead a group of 20 teenagers/kids'

Hunter Long
Hunter Long

SWOLE NIGGA

Evan Bailey
Evan Bailey

I don't like them either, that's why I hate Erin

Alexander Green
Alexander Green

He also got that bear strength as natural. Lenko all roid.

Zachary Reyes
Zachary Reyes

do tell

INGA
CALLING ME A TERRORIST IS BEYOND BEATING A DEAD HORSE

I don't have a particular fighting style besides trying to end a fight as quickly as possible

Eli Russell
Eli Russell

Bull fucking shit

No one is more fit than Niggy

Easton Torres
Easton Torres

you are SO lucky there is a sea between us

or rather, i'm lucky, cause it's be either manslaughter or murder i got charged with if we ever locked horns

John Adams
John Adams

Damn it, I wish I had my laptop so I can spam Niggy's abs

Brody Mitchell
Brody Mitchell

From my experience Swedish people hate when you call them Norwegian.

Oh, well you aren't wrong. I'm a good amount of swole.

Then why are you dating a boy, faggot.

Liam Mitchell
Liam Mitchell

Come again
Get to work. And don't be shy with the tongue action.

Luke Jones
Luke Jones

Niggy is /fit/?

BITCH please. I know that these are just jokes and you're gunning for a reaction but, I'd redacted you.

Nolan Flores
Nolan Flores

It's okay as long as our balls don't touch

Yes, you ever seen him?

Grayson Green
Grayson Green

pff

i'm gunning for YOU m8

Noah Torres
Noah Torres

ahhhh g2g!!

Wyatt Harris
Wyatt Harris

I'd take being called norwegian over danish any day.

Jonathan Young
Jonathan Young

You're not even a cute boy, either...

Andrew Russell
Andrew Russell

Whoops, guess I got a footlong for supper
just lay back and lemme take care of that

Noah Martin
Noah Martin

bear maul attack GO!

Durga is dissapointed

Michael Smith
Michael Smith

Danish are worse.

What else are you supposed to do with them. not like you can eat them.

Caleb Flores
Caleb Flores

I believe Grim's stance is ChowMein

Christopher Cooper
Christopher Cooper

Afraid not.

Get back to me when you can repeatedly lift something 3-5 times your bodyweight.

Gavin Wright
Gavin Wright

here is a picture of david shushing ace ventura when we were drinking and taking mdma a few days ago

Kevin Reed
Kevin Reed

If I was hindu I would probably worship
Kali, Shiva, Laxmi, and probably Hanuman

Jose Campbell
Jose Campbell

Isn't being called Swedish the same thing as being called gay?

Brandon Scott
Brandon Scott

Holy cow, I think I just almost fell asleep.
Send help.

Anthony Hill
Anthony Hill

I'll remember that next time I'm talking to Swedes in CS. I love calling them the opposite of what they are.

The fuck do you lift that's 3-5 times your body weight?

Oliver Adams
Oliver Adams

You can eat horses

Juan Roberts
Juan Roberts

I am immune to your mean words!

Jonathan Perez
Jonathan Perez

Helps

Ayden Johnson
Ayden Johnson

Deadlift. 495 max for 1.

Mason White
Mason White

Go to sleep

Nicholas Clark
Nicholas Clark

i can lift several objects

Adam Torres
Adam Torres

Kali

KALI-MAAAAA

KALI-MAAAAAAAAA

Eli Thomas
Eli Thomas

with your mouth
slut

David Cruz
David Cruz

i can lift my laptop on one finger

thanks apple

Josiah Wilson
Josiah Wilson

But you also don't deny it.

Ryder Foster
Ryder Foster

kek

then do it!

ill get coffee

Leo Kelly
Leo Kelly

Hey i can kill a dragon in skyrim

lenko logic

Samuel Morales
Samuel Morales

Shit swole nigga. I don't get to deadlift often in my gym but my max was 295 after breaking my hand.

Dominic Gonzalez
Dominic Gonzalez

shouldn't be hard finding some. swedes seems to be one of the bigger parts of the CS community.

Maybe in a 3rd world country like Afghanistan but not here.

Xavier Robinson
Xavier Robinson

I love it, it is giving me experience on how to teach kids. Is just sometimes I cross the line because I have the same strong interest and understand that anime isn't really catered to kids anymore.

A few notable quotes.

'Yeah, please don't swear. Do what I did as a kid. Learn swear words from other languages; adults can't tell you off if they don't understand what you're saying. Cyka Bliat. That's a good one. It means effing ess in Russian'

'Yeah, you shouldn't really show me r34 of Attack on Titan stuff. I know you're into yaoi, it was a big thing for teen girls when I was a kid; so please, keep it yourself... yeah I know I brought up the subject, I just wanted to know WHY girls like yaoi, not you to show off your OC...
'So SCANS if we show it amongst ourselves, you won't tell us off?'
'If I or other members know what you're doing, how are we going to tell you off? Keep it to yourself'

'Oh hi, I brought manga books! The older kids only get to read Future Diary though, because that stuff is brutal. But hey, you little chilluns can read xxxHolic, Gintama and Samurai Champloo! (forgot they're teen as well)'

I got more situation based stories, if you want.
Point is, I know what the subculture is like. And it is like... well... 'Oh please mum, get me this South Park DvD. Oh don't worry, it's a cartoon.'

Cooper Jackson
Cooper Jackson

Thanks.

It's only 4, it's way too early to go to sleep!

Tanks, bby.

Oliver Ramirez
Oliver Ramirez

Ouch, how did you do that?

John Watson
John Watson

That or kids are into darker shit these days. I dunno.

Parker Cox
Parker Cox

I don't need to, I am immune to it.

Elijah Flores
Elijah Flores

How many years are left in Kali Yuga?

The present age of Kali-yuga lasts 432,000 years, out of which we have passed only 5,000 years after the Battle of Kuruksetra and the end of the regime of King Pariksit. So there are 427,000 years balance yet to be finished, till the advent of Lord Kalki.

So it's gonna be a long ride.

Sebastian Morales
Sebastian Morales

Ayy lenko still got that vagina of yours?

Blake Perry
Blake Perry

*Don't know what you're doing.

Basically giving adult lessons to teens
Being the worse role model.

Aiden Cook
Aiden Cook

Ye, too bad I'm shit at CS:GO so I never play it, and no one plays Source anymore.

Snowboarding, fucked it up real good going way too fast. Did a couple flips, hit my head, landed on my knuckles on the final drop. Lost so much muscle man.

Asher Martin
Asher Martin

scoots come down here

shoot me in the head

Carter Rogers
Carter Rogers

is that a blowjob pun?

if not, why am I shooting you?

Dominic White
Dominic White

Damn, I feel you. That sounds terrible. I hate getting injured or sick, lose gains after a week or two cause I can't eat properly or lift. I have to make it the gym or do some exercise for at least 6 days out of the week.

Jordan Sanchez
Jordan Sanchez

scoots down there

ruffle loco's hair, then kiss the top of his head and tell me what's it's like

Blake Thomas
Blake Thomas

How did you do this? Did you get vaccinated or something?

Anti-me juice?

Kayden Gonzalez
Kayden Gonzalez

What media is this referencing to

I will not
because I am agnostic

Horse meat (or horse beef) is the culinary name for meat cut from a horse. It is a major meat in only a few countries, notably in Tonga and Central Asia, but it forms a significant part of the culinary traditions of many others, from Europe to South America to Asia. The top eight countries consume about 4.7 million horses a year. For the majority of humanity's early existence, wild horses were hunted as a source of protein.[1][2] It is slightly sweet, tender and low in fat.

it forms a significant part of the culinary traditions of many others, from Europe to South America to Asia.

>>> For the majority of humanity's early existence, wild horses were hunted as a source of protein.

EDUCATE YASSELF

Leo Murphy
Leo Murphy

Yeah. Worst part for me is I hate eating, so I'm already low on gains. I find it hard to get 1g protein per pound. I get like 100-150 a day at the most.

Lincoln Mitchell
Lincoln Mitchell

I can't tell you, it's a secret.

Parker Clark
Parker Clark

i can not imagine the monotony of giving a shit about gains

but then again

all i do is play on the internet

equally monotonous to the uninitiated

Jason Bennett
Jason Bennett

I suppose that is a fair enough request.

Chase Roberts
Chase Roberts

one large espresso, there you go

I think it depends on the generation.
they all think differently

owh okay

Gavin Brooks
Gavin Brooks

good lord

Liam Martin
Liam Martin

Grim, did I do a bad thing this time?

Jeremiah Sanchez
Jeremiah Sanchez

Then do things

Julian Adams
Julian Adams

that feel when I try to hit 200g per day without going over caloric limit for cut
true suffering, counting macros is a bitch. I have to stick to this 500 calorie deficit diet if I'm going to shred down back to 160.

I know plenty of girls who got super serious about lifting but are still stupid af when it comes to lifting.

Joshua Powell
Joshua Powell

eh
they're teens
it's slightly bad
but they're teens

Joseph Hernandez
Joseph Hernandez

Mhm. And then y'all snuggle in some comfy grass under a tree and tell me 'bout that too.

Ethan Jenkins
Ethan Jenkins

I demand to be told.

Jose Walker
Jose Walker

BUT WE ARE ALL INITIATED, ARENT WE ERIN, MEMEBERS OF THE LEEG OF MEMES.
AND YOU BANNED US

Christian Davis
Christian Davis

Careful.
I had an extra large coffee earlier,
'cause my dad got me one from Timmie's,
and I had a serious case of space brain.

I still kinda do.

You?

Charles Roberts
Charles Roberts

Usama why you have sand your vagina?

Eli Thomas
Eli Thomas

Well. When you say it like that. :3

Lucas Harris
Lucas Harris

i'm too physically weak and spindly to pull a trigger

Bentley Roberts
Bentley Roberts

bjork why do you have gravel in your cranium

Andrew Jackson
Andrew Jackson

Fuck dude. I'm skipping cut this year, I'm bulking hard due to what I lost from breaking my hand. I'm h u g e right now. 175 and going up.

Xavier Jenkins
Xavier Jenkins

Just lay your head back a little, open your mouth and close your eyes.

Ryder Cooper
Ryder Cooper

my point was the lack of a point

let's expend masses of energy and get all tired so we can outgrow all our clothes and become repulsive to women because we look like wife beaters

but i close on the note of solidarity that there is little more point in my day to day.

ahuehuehheuhe

Robert Hill
Robert Hill

Well the team leader is fucking clueless.
Her idea of an event was 'Ok, I'm going to pass a paper around and you will write down your anime nickname and your real name to introduce yourself.'

'Ok, now that's done, wouldn't you like to try and draw who you would be like as an anime character'

Nigga doesn't know that this is what they always do on a daily basis
I come in

'Yo, throw your fave anime in a hat, we watch the winner next week, but now let's teach the kids who never ever drawn anything about head proportions'

Mason Wilson
Mason Wilson

Get told.

Dylan Howard
Dylan Howard

you shouldn't be encouraging that. I should be taking an active stance in giving blowjobs. so i learn.

Brody Wood
Brody Wood

Have we started the flame war?
Yes, the post count rises

<. < bane posting

Kayden Garcia
Kayden Garcia

Well just tell when you're hands trembling, I guess that that's too much.

Josiah Nguyen
Josiah Nguyen

Yeah, and the REALLY young ones, 7-8, I keep that back and be like 'Ok, you came to this club, and you don't know anything about anime, right?
You like to draw? I'll teach you. Everything starts with a circle...' and basically go from there. I then lend out Gintama, xxxHolic and Samurai Champloo, followed by my fave comic 'The Amazing Screw On Head' and teach them how to read backwards.

The kids LOVE xxxHolic and Screw On Head. I don't even know if it's innappropriate or not since I haven't read it in years.

Aiden Walker
Aiden Walker

Lucky you. I fucked up my bulk earlier this year and ended up losing the cut look. I'm trying my hardest to get back down before I can lean bulk, with gear maybe. Not sure yet. Max I want to get up to is 175 but that would probably make me huge.

depressing

Jack Perry
Jack Perry

Feel free to take the initiative.

Jordan Davis
Jordan Davis

mine is like

lets spend all my time on the internet so i become really really book smart but too socially retarded to make use of it

still, would rather be smart than get huge, but thats personal preference.

Jordan Ward
Jordan Ward

But what if you make them tremble?

Colton Barnes
Colton Barnes

I'm not always bad, I pepper it with the good.
I maybe an inappropriate drunkard but I'm usually right about these things. ;w;

I just really hope I haven't given that girl nightmares. I did that sort of thing when I gave my 12 yr old cousin Dead Rising when I was 17

Leo Wright
Leo Wright

why not both? I like to.

Connor Miller
Connor Miller

i got told the other night that i'm really fun to be around, and i should drink socially more often

but fuck that i have autism i drink alone

Ethan Fisher
Ethan Fisher

Literally my every drunken outing ever.

Gavin Clark
Gavin Clark

i would actually rather be the opposite of huge

slim, almost too much so

it's like right where i'm at which is nice

Jack Long
Jack Long

I don't see any reason why spending time on the internet would make you book smart by default.

Samuel Thomas
Samuel Thomas

it doesn't by default, you have to use the internet correctly, genius

Blake Sullivan
Blake Sullivan

see Sci, kroni and murder for further reading

Nathaniel Price
Nathaniel Price

I'll hold them until they don't.

that looks like a good christmas gift

Justin Thomas
Justin Thomas

Since when was I a thing?

Sebastian Lewis
Sebastian Lewis

yeah

Grayson Wood
Grayson Wood

kaybe

let's make this clear

i don't like you.

Leo Reed
Leo Reed

Dont you hate them? :O

Charles Foster
Charles Foster

what, on the internet? lol, no, i'm not retarded.

James Wright
James Wright

implying the opposition cares.
And this is why I keep posting spooky girls till everyone loves it.

Kevin Hernandez
Kevin Hernandez

"Studying" would have made more sense than "on the internet."

If that isn't the footnote from hell, I don't know what is.

Alexander Long
Alexander Long

smartkek

Joshua Stewart
Joshua Stewart

g4u then

Landon Kelly
Landon Kelly

Is that a no?

Noah Lopez
Noah Lopez

Gotcha, Ace.

Julian Hughes
Julian Hughes

Pokes tail

Ayden Cox
Ayden Cox

I love you too Bloodchan, in my own way.

Xavier Mitchell
Xavier Mitchell

sweet

glad we established that

let's get on with ignoring each other's posts.

Brayden Brown
Brayden Brown

now drink up

Justin Brooks
Justin Brooks

Landon Hall
Landon Hall

Heya prudeflake, what's good?

Why would I ignore your posts?

Colton Gray
Colton Gray

That's true, but I've been trying to emphasize as well as compare and contrast between gens.

I'm sorta like a big kid, really.

One that drinks heavily and is well studied in stupid bullshit.

Aaron Collins
Aaron Collins

MOTHERFUCKER COME ON, MOTHERFUCKER COME ON MOTHERFUCKER COME ON

Sebastian Clark
Sebastian Clark

I went to the store to buy dinner but bought beer instead. What about you ?

Nolan Jackson
Nolan Jackson

Yo....

That's fucked!

Adam Morales
Adam Morales

O-okay...
I will...

Dylan Walker
Dylan Walker

courtesy. a courtesy i will grant you in return, rather than calling you out on being a contrary, immature, tryhard little window licker at every opportunity.

Angel Moore
Angel Moore

Whoops, linked wrong.
Have a (you)

Christian Martin
Christian Martin

I woke up, cleaned my house in The Sims 2, then cleaned my house in real life. Now I'm just lounging around until I get hungry enough to smash some food.

You can do whatever you want.

Elijah Rodriguez
Elijah Rodriguez

I wanna play video games but there's nothing to play

Parker Johnson
Parker Johnson

should have guessed you'd be contrary and immature

great

later thread x

Carson Morris
Carson Morris

Yes

Leo Edwards
Leo Edwards

I like kaybe

he's smart

Tyler Walker
Tyler Walker

CIAO

Jaxon Phillips
Jaxon Phillips

Good job~

oh that's a kid alright.
but it's fine, it's your jam

Oliver Reyes
Oliver Reyes

At least you can beer down on an empty stomach. If you have an SNES, I recommend Super Off Road: The Baja. That game rocked when I was like 7.

You're a good guesser, probably all of that internet intellect you were talking about.

Daniel Lopez
Daniel Lopez

I want to kiss kaybes brain

Asher Morris
Asher Morris

I spend so much time on the internet, I'd better be.

Brandon Jenkins
Brandon Jenkins

http://steamcommunity.com/id/iwannalickatouhousfeets/games/?tab=all
these are the only games I have, all my consoles are at my parents house rip

Connor Adams
Connor Adams

Yes it's a no?

Aiden Perry
Aiden Perry

I don't even want to imagine what that would taste like.

Owen Morales
Owen Morales

It's not only my jam, it is my bread, butter, toaster and peanut butter too.

My kidiness is perfectly whole-rounded that it is decent breakfast.

Andrew Scott
Andrew Scott

I don't even want to imagine what that would taste like.

Julian Bennett
Julian Bennett

internet intellect
Even if that was ever meant to be sincere, I don't think that phrase will ever sound not sarcastic as all hell.

Noah Ortiz
Noah Ortiz

Probably all slimey

Leo Hughes
Leo Hughes

B-being d-d-d-d-d-dumb? on the intenet?

Cooper Bailey
Cooper Bailey

Good evening.

Joseph Evans
Joseph Evans

That character is a psychopath.

Parker Roberts
Parker Roberts

now you can stay awake, the day has more to say

that's a lovely analogy

Jayden Brooks
Jayden Brooks

I don't even want to imagine what that would taste like.

I don't know, man, dead island, the game of life, fable, fable 3, and psychonauts all sound pretty fun to me. Maybe you're not drunk enough. Or too drunk. You need to be more Goldielocks with your alcohol consumption.

Is slimy a taste?

I think it's possible.

This is taking like 40 seconds to post

Cameron Reed
Cameron Reed

I'mma play vidyagames now.
See you later!
I love you
Yes, you. You know who you are

Jason Martinez
Jason Martinez

walter and jessie are back

Thomas Brown
Thomas Brown

Coffee doesn't really keep me awake.

I love you too. <3

Benjamin Harris
Benjamin Harris

what does keep you awake?

Zachary Scott
Zachary Scott

This site is shit.
Someone said it was down for cloudflare most of this morning.

Tyler Morgan
Tyler Morgan

That's a pretty low max man, but good luck to you. I like more of the bearmode look anyway.

Just got back from squadron workout, I hate being forced to do shitty exercises after I do a good gains workout.

Lincoln Stewart
Lincoln Stewart

Engagement.
Activity.
Thinking.
Maybe lewder stuff.

Ian Reed
Ian Reed

"Down For Cloudflare" sounds like an EDM producer.

Daniel Edwards
Daniel Edwards

hay dood

Ayden Cook
Ayden Cook

breaking baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaad

Joseph Ross
Joseph Ross

I didnt watch more than one season, I thought she was alright

Joshua Young
Joshua Young

ohh I like that thinking, it's the same for me.

Angel Torres
Angel Torres

*triumphant toot-toot*

Jaxson Gray
Jaxson Gray

She's alright...if you don't mind psychopaths.

I don't.

Let's get engaged!

Adam White
Adam White

5 mins into carrots and chill and he gives you this look

Brody Hill
Brody Hill

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N3WeXGmqYsE

David Price
David Price

how do you wanna do that?

Brandon Smith
Brandon Smith

NSFW

Robert Cruz
Robert Cruz

A super shitty one that only turns out garbage, maybe.

Michael Morgan
Michael Morgan

Um...
Hmm...

Jack Torres
Jack Torres

How are you, Miss Sabrina?

Hudson Reyes
Hudson Reyes

wow, easy on the furry

Evan Turner
Evan Turner

hmmm?

Gavin Young
Gavin Young

They're all super shitty ones that only turn out garbage if you ask me.

Sorry, I forgot to spoiler the image.

Chase Campbell
Chase Campbell

Mah stoopid compooter don't have a bloo ray drive, so I can't get them pretty screencaps like that! ♥

I'm ok. Just kinda sleepy. I'm about to sneak out of work early and go home! How are you?

Ian Wood
Ian Wood

Let's get married!

Jeremiah Rodriguez
Jeremiah Rodriguez

how about I share you mine so you can get them?

kek

Kayden Wood
Kayden Wood

Most electronic music just sounds like someone throwing mice in a blender with obnoxious synth drum beats backing it.

Gavin Edwards
Gavin Edwards

Landon Hall
Landon Hall

h-huh are you sure?

Wyatt Sullivan
Wyatt Sullivan

Naughty~

Hopefully you'll get some good sleep tonight c:

I'm making cornbread

Parker Cooper
Parker Cooper

Fuck headpats
giv bellyrubs

Aaron Jackson
Aaron Jackson

I'd eat Nezi's cornbread.

No good?

Jace Hill
Jace Hill

HEADPATS MASTERRACE

RACE WAR

RACE WAAAAAAAAAAR

Nathan Hall
Nathan Hall

tfw want belly rubs off sabrina as she tells you that you are a "good pet"

Blake Cook
Blake Cook

Dude don't make it gay

Cooper Rogers
Cooper Rogers

I'm making cornbread
It better be Martha White.

Jonathan Martinez
Jonathan Martinez

How is it gay when my post isn't directed at anyone

Ryan Gomez
Ryan Gomez

give loco heat pats as he gags on your cock

Luis Richardson
Luis Richardson

head pats are nice ^^

Levi Diaz
Levi Diaz

no no
uhm it's fine

Jayden Scott
Jayden Scott

Rename that "what it's like to eat curry".

Justin Price
Justin Price

team bellyrub tbh

Thomas Ward
Thomas Ward

no

right?
they are an best

Nicholas Edwards
Nicholas Edwards

Both are equally homosexual.

Lucas Mitchell
Lucas Mitchell

-head pats you-

Logan Powell
Logan Powell

guy gives his male dog a bellyrub

LOLL WHAT A FAGGOT

Michael Moore
Michael Moore

Does it have to be a pat? Because a head scratch is better than a belly rub, but a belly rub would obviously be better than a head pat.

Chase Torres
Chase Torres

Tbqh, I'm not on either team.
Except that's a lie, because head pats are amazing.

We should probably wait until after that date though.
Or people might think it's weird.

Josiah Robinson
Josiah Robinson

i don't get how patting someone's head can be pleasurable

Jaxon Sanchez
Jaxon Sanchez

not having all of your pets be opposite gender of you

Gavin Reyes
Gavin Reyes

Tfw you realise it will never happen

and you find that big empty hole inside you again

Carter Diaz
Carter Diaz

I enjoy giving headpats.

I have been told it incites feelings of belonging and approval.

lol what a gayfag

Henry Price
Henry Price

not being the same gender as your pets
What are you, gay?

Hudson Allen
Hudson Allen

Hair-ruffles are like hybrid headpats and headscratches, right

Owen Howard
Owen Howard

i would do anything for a male dog...

Nathaniel Wright
Nathaniel Wright

the real question is, how you gonna fill that hole

Angel Rodriguez
Angel Rodriguez

I need some coffee myself

ohh yeah that's true.
afterwards then.

Robert Gray
Robert Gray

well at first yeah but i mean once you pass the 5 pat mark it's just another person kind of smacking their hand against your head awkwardly

but bellyrubs feel better for way longer

Luis Morris
Luis Morris

A good head scratching includes intermittent ruffling. It's hard to say.

Jackson Campbell
Jackson Campbell

Female pets are way more tame than male ones so they're more low energy and better for just lap cats or companion dogs.

SORRY I DON'T PUFF PETERS LIKE YOU.

Ayden Jones
Ayden Jones

i've never had either a head pat or a belly rub so i don't know what i'm talking about at all

Owen Price
Owen Price

Self-pat and rub. It's just like tickling yourself to feel better. Very very sad.

Jason Martin
Jason Martin

It's a plan then~

I BET YOU KISS GIRLS
FUCKING FAGGOT

Robert Taylor
Robert Taylor

I haven't started drinking yet :c
And yes slimy is a taste, it makes your tongue all slick and feel weird

Adrian Watson
Adrian Watson

True. One would use the head pat for a short amount of time, two to five seconds.

Bellyrubs can be slow and have a period of an undetermined amount of time.

Yes, while male pets have higher energy and are more vocal and good for brightening up the place by a marginal amount

you poor soul

Nicholas Thompson
Nicholas Thompson

the second seems objectively better to me

Blake Edwards
Blake Edwards

I bet you play the star spangled banner on the skin flute every night, queermo.

Jaxon Robinson
Jaxon Robinson

Become 12 again and enroll in one of my classes
produce good code and be head-patted
you will be in ecstasy for literally two seconds
The afterglow of pride tends to stick tho

Justin Russell
Justin Russell

I guess if it's slimy you won't be tempted to consume any of it, so that's good. You should start drinking a bunch and when you're really under, start a new game of Fable Anniversary and throw up with the main character when he finds out that his parents are dead and everything he's ever known has gone up in flames.

Brayden Gomez
Brayden Gomez

You had me at "head patted"

Woa, now.
How active do you think my sex drive even is?

Parker Hill
Parker Hill

:stoptwitchposting:

Charles Sullivan
Charles Sullivan

a fun plan!

Christian Lewis
Christian Lewis

YOU NEED TO DESERVE THEM

Gabriel Lee
Gabriel Lee

Look at this faggot tranny bitch's fake plea for normality so he can go and creep in the women's bathroom, what a fucking retard

Ethan Cook
Ethan Cook

that doesn't look like a bathroom

Luke Mitchell
Luke Mitchell

And then our sipping wine on a bench overlooking the ocean will be more enjoyable too!

produce good code
I THINK I CAN REASONABLY MANAGE.

...
G-good as in functional, right...?

Joshua Allen
Joshua Allen

wow that guy can turn his head all the way round

Carson Peterson
Carson Peterson

Yours is at like "boy, I just can't stop sucking dicks" level.

Henry Hernandez
Henry Hernandez

When the fucking head of the ACLU resigns because her kids were afraid of burly men in their women's bathroom

Luis Collins
Luis Collins

I'd be more likely to throw up at how much worse anniversary is compared to the lost chapters

Hudson Hill
Hudson Hill

SOME GUYS IDENTIFY AS GIRLS
GET OVER IT AMERICA

David Adams
David Adams

It must be

cohesive
modular
reflect the problem
easy to read

Parker Murphy
Parker Murphy

So it's not gay to fuck them?

Brandon Thomas
Brandon Thomas

GUYS IDENTIFY AS GIRLS

Guys identify

Guys

Anthony James
Anthony James

HOLY TRIGGERS LEFT AND RIGHT

Adam Adams
Adam Adams

no.

Christopher Jenkins
Christopher Jenkins

I hope it's bait

Joseph Perry
Joseph Perry

Please, Tsuchi.

Your ass is like a black hole for dicks.
Even dicks travelling at the speed of light cannot escape the vicinity of your ass.

I-I'll manage!

Kevin Ortiz
Kevin Ortiz

Why do you have that saved?

Hudson Martin
Hudson Martin

hmm the best time, and cooling nights.

Jason Wilson
Jason Wilson

If theyre girls it isnt gay.

Robert Allen
Robert Allen

You are confusing me for Ghost.

Benjamin Baker
Benjamin Baker

good luck

I don't

Jaxon Morris
Jaxon Morris

heterosexuality literally means fucking girls.

Joseph Diaz
Joseph Diaz

so if a woman is heterosexual does that mean she fucks girls

but then girls fucking girls is homosexual

Kevin Lopez
Kevin Lopez

This is why I don't want to hangout with you in for real life

Adam Robinson
Adam Robinson

It sounds so enjoyable.

Oh, my bad, my bad.

How is Toast anyway?

I won't let you down!

Noah Roberts
Noah Roberts

But girls can never be straight theyre bi by default
so no.

Brandon Hall
Brandon Hall

Hell if I know.
I haven't talked to him in like four years.
It was just a Ghost about his homo romance with Saya and how both were so adamant about being hetero.

Robert Kelly
Robert Kelly

You don't want to hang out with me irl because you're so afraid I'm going to meet the real blood-chan, a sad man in his late twenties who works as a food packer in KeyFoods.

Cooper Ward
Cooper Ward

I wish I were a bi girl

Camden Martinez
Camden Martinez

Oh, I see.
The most I remember is that he came to Otakon 2011 and met Hakkou and I.

Lucas Allen
Lucas Allen

Then you'd get all the dick in your front cunt hole.

Logan Mitchell
Logan Mitchell

I don't have any other sewer rats in my folder, though.

I still play the regular version, check your privilege.

Isaac Howard
Isaac Howard

I would have so many holes to put dick in

and I could rub my pussy against pussies

fml

Anthony Perry
Anthony Perry

team tummy kissing tbh

Gavin Collins
Gavin Collins

Lets face it, if anyone here was a real girl they'd be getting slammed by all the dick all the time.

scissoring while ski'ing and having a footlong at the same time

Aaron Diaz
Aaron Diaz

The original Hakkou was so whiny.
I had forgot all about him.
Jesus, that was like five years ago.
The only thing I even really remember from that time was constant "Nope." conversations.

Jacob Foster
Jacob Foster

Indeed, oh and I want a pool.
or just swimming in the sea.

Christian Thomas
Christian Thomas

I'll choke you

Eli Sanders
Eli Sanders

You have no idea how confused I was when I came back the first time, and everyone was calling Angel Hakkou.

Wasn't Nope just everyone's default reaction if anyone said anything?
Also, I still have the AsideIsQuick images. Why even live.

That reminds me, we used to have a pool when I was younger.
It's a lot of work to upkeep though, but so worth it~

Adam Fisher
Adam Fisher

With a stench like yours you could choke a mule.

Evan Bell
Evan Bell

Cornbread's in the oven~

Blake Torres
Blake Torres

Cornbread is the superior snack.

Evan Murphy
Evan Murphy

This is absurd.
Squish didn't gib me his Polar Bear's Cafe folder.
After all the times he said he would

Brody Sanchez
Brody Sanchez

WOW

Cameron Bennett
Cameron Bennett

is that what you really think of me?

Wyatt Rivera
Wyatt Rivera

Just remind him.

Henry Thomas
Henry Thomas

Nah, Angel was Hakou, with one k.

I meant Al.

Holy hell, I regret checking old bookmarks.
I still have that meetups gallery bookmarked for god knows why.

Samuel Harris
Samuel Harris

then let's get a pool!

Hudson Carter
Hudson Carter

But you don't have an oven.

Brayden Davis
Brayden Davis

No, obviously he did it on purpose to be a cunt.

Henry Brooks
Henry Brooks

Hey, I never said that it was a bad thing. Maybe I like gagging on miasma.

Lucas Ramirez
Lucas Ramirez

I can't find a streaming website to watch that on

Nolan Scott
Nolan Scott

Remind him that he's a cunt then.

Ryder Garcia
Ryder Garcia

stick your head into an oven and slam the lid shut

Benjamin Howard
Benjamin Howard

Still confusing when you're coming back from a hiatus who knows how long.

I didn't know Al so well.
I still to this day misread his name as Ai the first time.

Lets!
And we can invite everyone over, and host pool parties during the summer!

Or maybe get a hot tub, so we can just relax under the stars sipping wine on those cool summer days.
I might fall asleep.

Andrew Diaz
Andrew Diaz

no bully

Benjamin Phillips
Benjamin Phillips

I shower twice a day though

Jordan Evans
Jordan Evans

Ovens don't have "lids," do they?

Jack Anderson
Jack Anderson

Then I'd be mooching again.

Aw, yeah! Cornbread! Gonna have anything else with it? Some beans or somethin'?

Jacob Sanchez
Jacob Sanchez

Wellp this is all the free time i've had, give kanra my best if he shows up again.

Ethan Perry
Ethan Perry

Crunchyroll.
If you want you can use mine so it won't have ads and be in 1080p.
There are no channels of communication with which to remind him that he is a cunt.

Luke Carter
Luke Carter

I always just called Ai "kidfucker" to differentiate.

Cooper Johnson
Cooper Johnson

Ive already uploaded it and sent the link to you .
Please.

Luis Adams
Luis Adams

Ive already uploaded it and sent the link to you .
Please.

Anthony Robinson
Anthony Robinson

DOUBLE POST ALL ACROSS THE THREAD... WHAT DOES THIS... MEAN?!

Grayson Gray
Grayson Gray

omg yes that's so fun.

ohh don't fall asleep in a hot tub

Levi Lee
Levi Lee

I do too, baka~

salad, salmon, and rice :)

gotta go back to the kitchen to help out, see ya~

Juan Sanchez
Juan Sanchez

Probably that you hit "New Reply" after it said it failed to post.

Owen Butler
Owen Butler

It doesn't help much if you use the same water every day, and you're sourcing it from the same reservoir that you do your other business in.

I would, but I'm not sure I could stomach it.

There are a few I think. But he probably did wholly intend to cut you off. I mean, the nerve, asking for his dumb anime folder. I'd cut you off too.

Charles Ross
Charles Ross

rice and cornbread
That's two starches.
Just no.

Jackson Bennett
Jackson Bennett

but then it would have said "flood detected"

Caleb James
Caleb James

I never really had a reason to,
since I never really interacted with Al.

I just got confused for a second whenever spoke about either.

As fucked up as it all was, I think I have some fond memories of those times.

Don't worry, I'm really light, so if I do it can be really cute, and you can carry me out and to bed. ♥

Ian Watson
Ian Watson

I want a cute anime girl to lick me

Luke Green
Luke Green

stop ruining things i like!!1one!!

Ethan Adams
Ethan Adams

you're sourcing it from the same reservoir that you do your other business in.
That's how all waste treatment works, though.
Sewage is pumped to a waste plant, that turns it into drinkable water, that's then pumped into one end of a lake, where it's drawn from the other end, filtered again, then pumped throughout the water lines.

Camden Cruz
Camden Cruz

Hmm... I should be a food packer though.. .That's actually not a bad idea lol

-hides behind you for protection-

Never get too close to someone who has PTSD

Ugh... I don't want your handouts

Evan Flores
Evan Flores

My food pyramid has a base of starch, a middle of dairy, and a top of meat.

I guess you'll have to settle for a fat hooker punching you in the gut.

Cameron Evans
Cameron Evans

He was always so passive aggressive.
He wanted people to talk to him, then would just bitch them out when they did.

I don't particularly have fond memories of that time other than two people.
Apart from that, all I remember is constantly telling Jan, Omega, and Eva to kill themselves in the chat and getting banned by Ghost, only for Hayate to always keep me unbanned.

Luis Murphy
Luis Murphy

He's not running a waste treatment process on the trough of sludge in the shed.

Aaron Turner
Aaron Turner

heh well okay then, but I will dry you off first.
hmm I could really go for some bubble hot tub right now..

Jaxon Hill
Jaxon Hill

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Gabriel Butler
Gabriel Butler

It's not ruining anything.
Starch heavy meals are the worst for any diet, as in a specific weight conscious one.

Starches heavy breakfasts are ideal since they're the calories you'll burn throughout the day, with protein heavy dinners since you'll body only convert starches eaten late in the day. Lunch being just a smaller meal than either.

Isaac Wright
Isaac Wright

m-my dream

Joseph Perez
Joseph Perez

door
whatever

Cooper Evans
Cooper Evans

I never asked for it, he offered and repeatedly stated he would give it to me.
Yet you always steal my money.

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