When you have to purposefully ignore yourself or you'll fall off.
When you have to purposefully ignore yourself or you'll fall off
I found a non-Q/E one.
'cause I do.
Is that bad?
Good guy Goggles-chan
It's a little awkward for me because I don't know how to react
I could go for some rain. It's pleasant to sleep to.
I care about you too.
Let's meet up and care about each other."
Rain never fails to put me into a nice spot.
What would be the cure
If I knew, I'd probably get out more.
Nice try, though.
Where is that from?
If I knew, I'd probably get out more.
THERE IT IS
HIDDEN IN PLAIN SIGHT
I came up with it on the spot.
That means I get out so infrequently
that I can't even see the cure to my
getting out so infrequently.
I'm doomed, aren't I?
I'm walking home now, I wish I had you to accompany me
showering in a swimsuit
you just need
Don't lie to me, bc.
You should be a writer
gah i'm shivering so much... help
It's hot though.
I doubt she actually showers in swimsuits.
Probably just wanted to take pictures.
Come be my willpower?
I hear that a lot, actually.
What are you waiting for, Christmas?
Come be my willpower?
How2become someone's willpower?
I can't keep consistent writing schedules.
I don't work well with deadlines.
I look at my work and decide
it's best to delete it and start over.
I couldn't cut it as a writer.
I'll leave it as a hobby.
I thought you'd know, so I asked.
My work project is finally finished!
Not that any of you would know a thing about work!
Enlighten us murddurr
The only way I know how involves moving in
I'm going to start jogging now... I don't want to miss the niggerball game, bbl <3
You just have to find your rhythm... don't be a cuck... bbl <3
Why don't you cut me like you used to?
See you, have a good restOfTheDay.
Cuffing may or may not be involved.
I don't even know how my
mood hit this point.
Now I'm just taking the piss out of myself.
AWWWWWW SHIET MY COSPLAY GOT HERE
Do you play?
What do you need enlightenment on my shitskin child?
*closes your flip phone*
Soto's going to cosplay an animu?
I want to see this.
I need this in my life now.
I have to see this.
You know, like you used to.
All the time.
You told me not to tell anyone
'cos they might get jealous
and cut me more.
I still have that valentine's day email I wrote for you, like, three years ago.
Shhhhh dun tell the thread that!
The cutting, or the email?
reminder to never forget
bruh I've cosplayed before
Before, or after, I left the first time?
I ordered a Large and it barely fit
You kinda start to like it after a while.
Is it from Asia?
I should probably get started on my work. I'll ttyl
I want to, but I don't think it's worth $40..
It's catchy in a weird way.
I'm wondering why I paused my music for this, though.
And why it's still playing.
So they can know about how
you used to cut me
and leave me laying in the bed
halfway to death
who even are you again?
Enjoy your time.
Get good work done!
I think its definitely worth it
It's Rin, again.
It is actually a big large on you
Why are you back?!?
Is my being back a bad thing!?
Oh shit you're back?
Also Ive cosplayed Sora from NGNL and Kaneda from Akira, this one is brand spankin new
That's probably why. I usually wear xs and s things but from china I had to order an m.
I wanna pinch a lolis butt
JESUS CHRIST GOGGLES YOU REALLY ARE A SHOTA IRL
what a pleb
For [Undefined], I guess.
I see. I guess this could have been in my life sooner if I didn't leave.
You're the only dog here
are you still trappin?
No, but you are being too cute at the moment.
I still have one skirt.
I don't usually wear it,
I stopped caring about sex or gender
just before I left.
I just, I dunno.
rins my waifu tbh
I wanna see if you were lying about how smooth they are
Wow why do all traps do that?
Like they give up on being a real gril and just are neutral about everything after a while
What have you been up to?
I probably would, but then
I think "Would I be any less miserable if I transitioned?"
I was working when I left.
Then I quit for school.
Then some files got misplaced, so I missed the deadline to get my payment set up, and lost my slot in course.
So now I'm livin' the NEET life.
Not right now.
If I asked rill nice
and promised to keep it sekrit
would you let me see? ♥
But im booooooooooored
My mood went weird places.
And I just don't feel like playing along.
Yeah okay. I don't see what's wrong with that at all.
how'd that happen
So am I going there, or are you coming here?
I dunno. I'll probably come out of it before I go to sleep.
Then again, I usually work or clean when I get like this, and there really isn't anything to do for either.
Make a mess then clean it up
I'm gonna be a glass thing maker
I am going there if you send me the financials.
That's just a waste of time.
It doesn't work for me, so well.
Uhh... can I take a rain check?
For, like, when I have money again?
For the record,
I'd totally meet up with...
pmuch anyone from here.
Not that it matters, or is relevant.
say who you wouldnt meet up with
let's hear it
Oh wanna do something then
Depends on the time of day, and states of everyone involved.
Like, I'd probably be more leery about meeting up with a drunk Erio.
Otherwise is fine though.
Anyone underage would be a bit awkward, probably.
But for people I specifically wouldn't, I don't know.
I said meet up with,
not hook up with.
I need to renew my passport, btw.
Desu totally would bang a fail trap
Didn't he kind of already e-do that with Mordin?
Actually, speaking of fail trap.
My cousin and I have been talking about getting my hair did.
She said she'd cut it for free,
and I'm thinking of going to should length,
and seeing about going auburn.
Picking on Desu is so 2015
I don't have my camera at the moment.
That is an absolutely horrible idea.
Dyke spike like haircut then.
I didn't mention that ?
Better, but also a bad idea.
In general it's just a bad idea to go
from super long to super short.
Especially if you've built the habit
of hiding with it.
It felt like a logical assumption.
I mean sure, if you're ever in the area.
Or actually feel like travelling so far.
Coffee's always a safe bet for getting to know someone.
Neru was asleep in bed
I went from like shoulder length to like an inch long and buzzed on the sides.
Just get it all cut off. Short hair is better.
shame. i can't give you any actual ideas or if it's good or not without seeing
Literally every time we talk it ends to you talking lewd or hooking up...
Cool blog, Luka.
That's not the point.
A lot of my personality, and ticks,
are built around having long hair.
I'd literally fubar myself if I just
cut it all off. I only feel like
shoulder length is safe because
about the shoulder is where I
grab it from.
I suppose that's a very fair point.
Baby, please forgive me.
I can change.
I'm not complaining
Maybe you should'nt. It's funner this way.
Yeah, but if you get rid of it completely, you can't just do that emo thing you do of hiding your eyes from people with your hair.
Maybe you should Let me kiss your feets
I just straight turn my head away if I'm hiding.
You do have a good point, though
I wouldn't be able to do that either.
I'd probably have a nervous breakdown.
Neru went to get bwakafeast
Desu wants to kiss neru
Go for it then.
See what happens.
Bad dog doesn't mean stop.
I'll work to it.
What's your steam
Is this where I bark now
thatis not permissable
Put your feet to the fire and force some change.
If only you lived close enough to
actually kick my ass.
I could probably use that in my life.
Licks your tongue
Ask nicely and I'd be more inclined you know
You make me sound like such a malevolent individual.
out of vodka
I don't ask.
Is it malevolence if you're trying to look out for them?
In your own way, I mean.
I'll rephrase: You make me sound like such a benevolent individual.
Regardless, doing nothing will get you nowhere.
What I really think
is that for as much of an ass as you are,
you care about -some- people.
And in your weird, assholish way,
you try to look out for them.
Even if they don't see it until three years later.
Y'know, bad dogs deserve to be punished.
I said bark.
What if I want to be punished ?~
I don't think I should..
Niggers playin' b-ball
Keep it up, I guess.
Are you sure you don't just like
watching guys toss their balls around?
I want you so bad
Don't worry i'm here.
My time to leave then
Who's making it lewd now?
hey you crazy bunch of kids that are almost all older than me lol
I am unsure whether to take this as a compliment or insult.
What? I can't hear you.
It was meant more as a compliment.
And kind of an apology, I guess?
oh bans here?
im fucking out
Put a collar around me please
Buy me overwatch
This is the closest I have to her putting something around someone's neck.
Holy shit I want this girl to rub my dick with her feet and make me lick it off then tip her hat at me and say "Thanks for the sex normie"
why can't anime be real
thank you master
Now think of me while you watch it.
mfw I make my girl cuck me with fat neckbeards with tiny dicks so I can laugh at her then look better in comparison to them
I believe I told you to do something.
little busta: But seriously you need a gf
little busta: You're gonna become a loser
And with that, I should go to bed.
Ugh FUCKING Clafs won
wack ass sport
Why do niggers like this shit?
this episode is really good
I wish that was my mouth wrapped around that giant black dick
Is this you
I liked it
the Other 2 cooks walked out so now its just mem and the morning guy
At least you don't have to many cooks.
it takes a lot to make a stew
You'll find a new Walter White.
laame II was hoping for some days off here sooon
my best friend is getting a cool guitar and i wanna hang out with him and hear him play it and play it too and teach him stuff X:
Weren't you gonna get that keyboard flute thing?
I bought sims 4 instead .////.
bard has the worse possible taste in videogames
u can suck my DICK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1
Has my sim got it in yet?
I am waiiting tto add more people to it because I decided I am going to give them the mansion
ITS ALL SHIIIIIIT!
Give me a room with some qt
How was everyone's night~?
I'm gonna give em a million bucks,, buy them a mansion and let them go free
you'll probably get it in w/ goggles senpai ;)
What makes you say that?
finished work at 10 just blazing dat dank and watching you tubes now, how's ur night been mm?
Maybe even wellma
Well well welly welly welly wellma
You better keep me updated.
What was it?
It was a good day^^ Was actually kind of chilly tonight for my walk home. Now that I'm waiting on my car I'm starting to get sick of walking everywhere tbh lol
Heya Bardo. How's the Sims going?
I apologize if you just got done talking about it :/
n-no don't die
i could eat the asshole out of an elephant right now
who is the reimu poster in the chan4/b/ threads?
schoool is soon finished only a tiny bit more to go
Not at all its really kind of you to ask
Pretty well I Got a kawaii gf who had her birthday about a week ago , moved into a killa mansion but iI'm going to move out soon and dmove the thread sims into i t soo I startedd building a house in the lot next Door
How is your day going c: ?
gRIM CAN i
dohoho get off the mom jokes because I just got off yours dohoho
she tkes it in the pooper shes a dirty girl...
awesome that's exciting
I watched the newest dbz movie recently at a friends place and saw whis and thought of you
how could let things get to this point >.>
she's alices friend
if its in your butt ur still a virgin in the eyes of jesus
buy me food
I want omelette rice
skipped dinner in lieu of leisure impairing activity...
I will give you a million dollars and house you in a beautiful mansion that I am living in currently
I only use the study , I don't even sleep I just
take sleep replacing drugs all the time lol
so the beds are all unused
e-except uh the one on the uuppermost floor
d-don't use that bed >///<
Oh man, you gotta stream it like Real World lol
Do they still talk in that weird pseudo-French language?
My day was interesting to say the least. Apparently there was another shooting across the far bridge. This city is really going to shit at an astounding rate.
I guess so. It kinda fell into my lap *shrugs*
Awwe. I'm honored~ <3
haha yeah they are all like 'ga simma harbla? froggle wa' Idk simmish
Thats pretty heavy you are from
Aww yeah, that shit's the best!
I've been calling it Manchganistan lately lol
you rack discprine user sama
when do you get your new car???
do you love it??
if anything im too disciplined...
yeah its great, how are you doing bae?
I'm getting it this Friday/Saturday, then I gotta register it and get a couple little things done for it to be inspected x_x I have to renew my license in August too. Ugh.
So how you been?
happens with super tight suits yo
Mei has no nipples though
Fuck thats so hot
whatever happened to that user who said he'd pay me to suck his dick
im horny and want to suck a cock
because you can totally do that through computers :|
you can mongle mine in his absence...
Oh, bard put his name on now.
You don't like nipples?
mei is a bitch though
I lurk from time to time.
hmmm you must discipline yourself to eat food more
you're skin and bone, deary
pretty great I basically a got a promotion at werk a few weeks ago I'm feel pre good about that, what's new with you??
oooohh all that freedom though... It will be so worth once you get all those lil' chores out the way
Nice nd steady and just feeling like pretty great since I quit binge drinking and started spending more time with IRL friends going out doing stuff
Been frozen one to many times?
Yeah man. It's gonna be groovy. I can like make legit appointments and not be that one friend with no car anymore and have hobbies etc. I'm gonna need another raise rogl
It's funny how that works^^ That's really good to hear!
i had a glass of whole milk a banana and a small garden salad, happy?... heh im 146 lbs, hardly skin and bone
you're not offering anything
i bet that user has nice tasting precum so its even more of a reward for doing a good job than just the money
was that bard?
tfw this makes u leak in ur panties
I got a cock to suck gurl
I have a large penis...
nah they are weird
they feel weird and everything about them is weird
but Bard... without nipples, boobs would be pointless XD
You've never felt a nipple before don't lie.
you could rest your head gently upon your lover's bosom at night and be lulled to sleep by there warm heartbeat .////.
do you have a large wallet?
I AM NOT A COAL BURNER
I have most certainly felt nipples before
Bard's playing Sims. He's saying he's going to make a sim version of you.
where's my heart you slut
thank you for the translation
I'd rather have them play with my sensitive nips ;3
You live too far away, slut.
batr pls, i
no, i use cards... mostly on my phone. dont really carry a wallet
BUT THAT DOESN'T FEEL WEIRD AS HELL TO YOU??
making that moneeeyy
more raises in both of our futures ^^
you need meat
u know these people?
just flowing along its been pretty chill
yeah cause most of the time the enemy team has two of them for some reason and that self heal is ridiculous
I'm gonna steal ur dick
YO SAUCE DAT TRACK THO
the animal fat in milk is sufficient for the evening, i dont feel like cooking
how was your day love
Its because everyone wants to dick her.
yes... tho i lost contact with most when my live messenger account went away. I do still have an old facebook account with some of them
No, it's exciting and erogenous.
Yuh, just to pay for school. ugh.
I think I have a crush on a cosplayer..
whitearmor - i kno
jesus fucking christ
this bitch makes my unit quiver
why so surprised
That took less time than I was expecting and this video is dank and I love this kind of music.
I'm not talking about a famous cosplayer either, to my surprised she asked for a picture with me in my kirito get up, found her again in the fb group and found out shes going to Afest, even accepted my friend request and remembered me
spoilers do you smoke the devil's cabbage???
if your aim is merely sufficiency then you could skip eating all together and live off a diet of mostly juices and vitamin supplements >.>
at least your probably got to learn about some stuff that was interesting to you even if it costs a fortune
yep, it went the way of the dodo, i use skype and fb messenger anymore... whats your facebook, ill add you
Rly good. I went down town and just kinda did stuff like errands, my gfs car broke so we have to use transit now but it's kinda fun tbh..
Adventure and stuff
I got my gf a haircut and it's cute
I'm not a slut I'm a whore , so don't expect anything you plebian.
no, trust me i eat... i do try and watch what i put in my body fairly closely
que? No, I haven't been to college yet. I'm going for bakery and pastry arts and then business so I can open a bakery ;3
well thats kinda nice...
how are you, bard?
all women are prostitutes
I am doing okay I just heard a rallyl cool new somg how are you today
I dont know how I go about talking to her and try chill at the next con
just be yourself... and by yourself I mean not a complete spaz and fucktard
that's so much better than what I thought you meant!! You could own your own brand and be your own boss
i'd eat your pastry~
that's not what I've heard oooooohh hooo
Well yeah I know that
Hmm, I shouldnt have the mentality that I'm going to win her over, should have the intent on befriending first.
That's so lewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwd
hey, are you on steam? I wanna give you my digits
im as human as the next man... we all have our vices. food isnt among mine
and that good sir is the first step on the fast track to the friendzone
Link your song? c:
just worked, that's about it
hello new person I don't know well, how are you? :)
Long time no see
I'm awfully tired and should be sleeping. But i spoke with my mentor at work and he would like to speak with me today about next week. What about you?
the answer is yes, very yes, why do you ask love?
so lewd also not atm but I will come online
you seem like a weed smokey guy
yeah smoking weed rules aaaayy
Kanra i'm bored.
I just noticed that R is a P with a leg
He's not here.
It's a penis.
<3 How're you bby?
I post sometimes but I guess it just hasn't been at the same times as you. What have you been doing in life? :3
-pets your hair- :3
-washes my hands after touching a jew-
Hii bby. How're you?
P is an R that lost its leg in the alphabet version of Vietnam.
Please go get him before i kill myself from looking at this anime shit.
Were you just expecting to have another oh so wonderful philosophical debate with him?
that is so sad
aha so is Q an O with a dildo
Same here we had 2 ccooks walk out ;~:
i get no respect
I don't have his number, and he's offline on everything.
He'd probably just come and post more anime himself anyway.
So apparently bosses in Warframe have a tendency to reward you with Warframe component blueprints and no one told me?
No, i already know everything.
You have failed me for the last time, test.
Yeah, sure. Whatever turns you on. <3
Well, I was just going to pet you, but then I realized I might want to wash my hands after touching a jew. : ^ )
How are things?
Warframe isnt dead?
doing great since it was recently discovered im NOT A DAMN JEW
I'm deeply sorry, Lord Megatron.
I'm not very good at video games
Well, it's pretty dead, but that doesn't stop people from playing it anyway
what's that about?
tired from work, but luckily no work tomorrow, just school stuff
u-uh games and work and school and doing lewd stuff
Who's alcoholin in here
Do you still work at disney world.
so do dresses like that and do i really?
amazing how about you, darling?
no thanks lol
nnnnn I still have 2 more days of efforts
was, got bored of it, stopped
Oh yeah that.
ahue... you saw my ruse
Proof? Have you posted your nose and cranium?
What? If there was someone who posted in threads who liked letter porn and I had to guess who, I'd probably guess you. :3
You'd been taking a lot of e-dick?
I guess part of why I post less now is because I smoke weed less.
There's some birds outside my window that need to get shot
It is midnight stop singing
r8 my aesthetic
and playing with some toys~
horrible thing to say
Do people have pics of you? I think I'm decent at spotting jews.
Birds at night are a pretty sound in general. Obviously not in that context, though. :3
So you've become an internet fuccboi. ^^
itis not just me that thinks the hiragana for ni looks like a butt right
and オ looks like a superhero with a cape
you are totally following the wrong path in life then! also best tunage
Just hit them with a BB gun.
who even are half these people/10
except i'm an ugly one :u
I even trimmed inactive posters
taught myself Photoshop making that list
does it look nice
im sure theres one or 2 floating around
Yeah you're right
I want to sleep
Don't have one
feels good eating your own cooking
am I simmed yet
You didn't trim Wish :^)
Some special inactive posters stay
no bb gun growing up
What the fuck?
I got caught up playing guitar >///< I will do that : 3
chicken fajita sandwich with lettuce, chips, and a pepsi.
I can kind of see the superhero, but I'm not sure how that other one looks like a butt to you. :3
You're such a cutie.
Weed feels better when you do it less. :3
That's a matter of opinion, but you could just not send people pics. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
What's your favorite Hitler speech?
I feel like I might have seen you a long time ago but I'm not sure.
It's good to have ear plugs in case of emergency. :3
but they ask and beg
The ones you have feelings for?
if you remember the ruggedly handsome one that was probably it
"My camera is broken : ^ )"
Or just send a pic of some other fuccboi.
I don't care if you think I'm trash but you could at least remember I exist
I just don't know where it is
Can't sleep like that