Who else gettin in on dis shit
You made me get my Sims 2 disks out you whore
Now spit on me and let me lick your feet >////<
OOOK I am done now
a grizzly? how effective was a long, uncertain process, almost entirely before the eyes themselves appeared, and then
using the beaver morph to move them, being careful not to eat, but i'd spent almost as much effort trying not to think about it. i hadn't realized just how much i'd started to
You just make it seem like you're always blue, y'know?
Oh, is that the impression I give?
*hugs the sadness outta you*
Yeah kinda, am I wrong?
No, I suppose not.
ah, suicide by cop.
one of the most efficient ways of doing it.
What is this
indeed, except I think the cop was supposed to die in that episode. He went off script.
I remember watching this on youtube. The guy was punching side mirrors at high speed and probably broke both his wrists. Kinda sad.
the webm itself makes it seem like he's from a parallel universe and finally made it back home
jojo was a man who thought he was a loner
need moar jojo
I thought this was gong to be somebody walking into a bank shouting freeze and then my account
Watching a few times just makes me kind of sad.
That is the point my friend
Now I feel all deep and stuff. I did not need these feels right now. Must abort.
*ironically fucks a man*
Ironic homosexuality is still homosexuality.
Ah did I miss anything while I was away? Hello threadlings.
you missed voice chat!
You're an alicefag?
what is this name club glitch?
Ahh... Too bad, you all missed my incredibly sexy voice.
Ah well if you're not then nvm.
I mean, I know of Alice, I just don't know what an alicefag entails.
Come and be sexy
menma is playing overwatch!
The fag suffix is put on group titles kinda.
you get what I mean? What do you know of Alice?
A lot I suppose. Been around her for years.
I'm sorry. It's incurable.
when you make a meme comment on FB and it gets 266likes
when you are a meme machine and the plebs are licking it up
that face when good morning
Did you know I was her love interest?
"scoot is such a faggot, that's the one person in the thread I don't put any good will towards"
"I think that's the one person in thread I'd beat within an inch of their life"
angry user 2016
my catererer just died in my fucking kitchen
T-then i flirted a little with death senpai...
I don't know who you are but congrats??? She's not a girl I'd ever date irl honestly
UI don't know how to handle this
iut's all happening so fast...
it's just a prank bro
im in a fish bowl
I was Lotte back then. She's bipolar.
Kaybe and you are both trying to be Nick. Which one is the real degenerate.
i called it first kaybe can succ me
I CAN'T DO IT WITHOUT YOU AND I KNOW YOU CAN'T DO IT WITHOUT ME
YOU MAKE ME WANT TO FUCKING SHOOT MYSELF
Will you fight for it, though?
No idea who you are, sorry. There were a lot of people I ignored so.
i will kill u
It was a shot in the dark, don't worry about it. Interesting though, to see more people from that era.
Tell you what, you be Clawhauser.
Indeed, most people from those times are dead or in hiding.
So then what makes you deserve that Wilde smile more?
special neenee for gogglestan
Both have some hot stick shift action.
A good majority of the undesirables from that era all hang out in anekichat. The levels of autism in that chat are much higher than this place.
link me this post. I want to screenie.
Eh, it's not so awful. They're all cunts but I love em for it. I'm no better.
guero said it in discord
Pfffffffft this just gets better and better.
You do?? HOW? I wish Kermit would just khs.
I dunno, they post tits and I like a few of the people there. Play games with some of em. Hard to not, when I've been with some of em for 6 years.
I wish Kermit would just khs.
kermit still exists?
Their own tits? Post them pls lmao.
Not their own tits, just tits.
Kermit is the cancer that just keeps coming back.
Cancer needs to be chemo'd.
You got my hopes up. Darn shame.
also don't be angry.
Don't be mad. It only gaem.
Who doesn't, to be honest
The anger is the only thing left for him. And Judy's butt.
A bard appears.
i thought he was a cool dude
used to hang out in his streams forever ago
Why the hate against him? Did I miss some good drama
He is just a grade A retard, a Firstclass creep and total nobody.
He self glorifies himself, he's a creep, a sleaze etc etc.
I don't like him because anytime I disagreed with him about loiterally anything int he alice chat he'd just kick or ban me repeatedly
Alright then, I'll allow it.
Ye he still does that.
I could but It's not like I have screenshot evidence of things. You'd have to take my words on it.
In a place like this people should suck it up if other people disagree
it's a social community and policing speech like that ruins the entire point of it
It takes a special kind of autism to be near universally disliked around these parts.
that is fine
He only takes the opinions of those he likes and if given power will remove people that speak against the bs he blurts out.
He creeps on anything considered female, uses shitty conversation techniques and a poor sense of humor to get attention. He tries to flirt on top of that which is really just cringe worth
my qt goth girl I am trying to woo invited me to her birthday party
she's not a teenager anymore ; )
My single father of two adopted black children just moved into his new house.
her dad calls me over to have 'the talk' with me
I didn't know you were a cuck blue moon :O
He's having a mid-life crisis, what're ya gonna do?
get in on this discord
am wants your boypussy
I was going to say "Hey Kaybe," but you took that line. I was floundering.
Link it I guess.
I've wanted to use that line a few times.
This mornyan is stuffy! Where is the thunder?
The levels of autism in that chat are much higher than this place.
That isn't physically possible.
In a place like this people should suck it up if other people disagree
Or just try to get them to fight you, apparently that works.
only if they have the balls for it but beleive me
Get the girl.
I am going to wait a few more days to try to confess attraction
it would be kind of weird laying that all on her since its jsust her birthday :p
So excite. I hope it goes well.
Physical violence only serves to strengthen my erection.
I'm a good 90% sure that Chen was never Alice's love interest.
Lenko to this day I still barely have any idea who you are, aside from that fact that you have some weird grudge against me which you cling to with an autistic passion the likes of which I've never seen before outside of Foxi Dani.
Scoots, you have a legitimate mental disorder, and you're only attacking me out of some blind loyalty you had with chiri, whom haikus ribbed on nigh constantly. If I recall correctly, Chiri ended up having a dick, and you were left still being a bitter idiot.
Again Scoots, the majority of your contributions to the dialogue at hand consists of "Cancer" and "Kill yourself"
There is something very wrong with you, and I'd be fucked if I could figure out what it could possibly be.
Bard, you're still assmad alice removed you from her chat, something you have only yourself to blame for.
Maybe don't tell people to kill themselves or agree to spy on her.
I still stream occasionally!
This projection, once again, is astonishing
Clockwork, you're still holding on to a grudge from a time when I booted you out after you belittled dag after he was opening up about himself.
You acted like a ass and I treated you like one.
Only when you acted like a whiny child did I ever do that.
unfortunately that was quite often.
Yes, a lack of evidence seems to be a common theme tonight.
Yeah, goggles, maybe not toss stones from your glass house. If you want to have a conversation about being a cringy fuck around women I got a big mirror I can hold up for you buddy.
Izaya is a cunt fite me dog
Hi, it's gonna be one of those nights
People who feel the need to defend every word said against them are sad
i just played a 45 minute game of league of legends i thought was ranked but was a norma
i want to kill myself
Kermit is the real cancer.
You can take solace in the fact that neither matter whatsoever.
what's goin on? people in voice are bitching for seemingly no reason
You act like that's something new.
My e-peen matters!
You will never be a superstar.
You're right bard I should have let it all slide, like you clearly do.
Oh wait, you challenged me to a literal fist fight like twice already. whoops!
look he said it again!
I have no clue, I was just enjoying myself playing some witcher 3, then I get told that some sorta shit fest is going on in here, you're guess is as good as mine
He is a legitimate creeper. Look at the evidence. The way he went on with Haikuus. The way he goes on with alice. If he sniffs anything remotely seeming like an eVag he is on it like a creepy zombie.
The fact he feels the need to come here from his lair is pitiful.
"Oh no, they are spiting the truth again!"
Kermit just off yourself already. You really have become the lowest form of shit around here. Atleast I have a few people who do not think I am a complete asshole. But you. Damn. the 99% of posters dislike you. It is only the newfags and the people who suck your chatdick that care.
You really are just a creepy, sleazy, greasy twat.
Redeeming quality? Lol, that is nil.
sup my nigguh, it's fucking freezing dude
Nothing like coming into a community you aren'ta part of at 4 a.m to make sure nobody is talking shit about you
What is the link again? I kinda lost it 3 years ago. Also do you announce them anywhere?
OH SHIT REV UP THEM KERMIT REPLIES
Fuck, I want one.
i feel like i should join chat more to see this all from a different view
Just tell people that if it had been a ranked game you'd be diamond by now.
????: is kermit being a pussy again?
Scootalooo: pretty much
My feet are freezing cold.
I'm sorry, it shouldn't have been a surprise.
Is this kermit character the new aeris.
whatever happened to aerial
Disappeared into the ether.
Sage has literally been training for this moment since he was four years old. Even at that young age, Super Sage was ripped and had a six pack. His father, Mark Monroe Northcutt, put him on a strict bodybuilding diet of chicken, fish, rice and egg whites. He also made him do 250 pushup and situps every day by the time he was seven. When Sage turned 7, the number rose to 1,000 daily pushups and situps
bummer, i liked her
Were you in the discord for like half a second?
Yes, i'm shitposting a little again.
I have no idea how you're still with this community, escape, scoot. Escape while you can.
Aeris is but a fable told to scare into good behaviour autistic children whilst amid screaming fits.
THIS MEME IS STILL ALIVE?
Escape isn't an option at the minute. It is, however, the back up plan.
big red button that says "Delete everything"
Baby come back.
You can blame it all on me.
I forgot how slow Holla Forums could be
Did you also forget how autistic you are because i'm about to remind you.
You have to be pretty slow to forget something like that.
I-I have to go somewhere
who are you again
I don't post here often.
Who are you, first.
You're not allowed to leave.
I feel like I could look back on my death bed when I'm 80 years old and remember precisely how slow this place was.
THERE IS NO ESCAPE
Most of you will commit suicide or die of heart failure long before 80.
Kermit, forgot my pic.
Hotwheels probably has the server cables stuck in his wheelchair again
You can check out any time you want
but you can never leave
I know I sure will
Then why am I not in the voice chat? :c
Kermit is untrustworthy
Who knows, I guess rules are meant to be broken.
where did he touch you?
i deffo saw ariels vago dude, fo sure confirmed female
also Ariel's dA is still recently active.
Everyone comes back eventually.I can't wait for Haikuus' return >.<
Posting again since Holla Forums fucked it up:
I haven't streamed in a while though, I usually just post in in alice's chat or tell a few people in my skype or steam lists when I'm about to run one.
Feel free, it's pretty active right now
I meant I want a fucking roasting, dammit.
Now now, don't be mean to kermit.
Well i've been a shitposter and pathological liar of this community for a long time, and i don't know you.
Ergo you are gay.
-places your hands on my heart and tears up-
she was mean to me phurst
Ika, do you ever dwell on the irony that you're calling me untrustworthy after I proved that you were lying to people.
I mean I'm sorry I hurt your feelings by doing that, but sheesh.
That's why Ika's upset with me.
I never did.
oh so like most of the board then
nice to meet you though!
The Australian user is SteveAn.
It's okay, you're safe here
So why are you all in there?
This makes me ree ;~;
What do you stream?
Don't give away my secret identity to illiterate serfs.
Please destroy this place, you have the power. I can sense your aspergers.
My nanny just called my house at one in the morning and asked to chat with my kid. They've just been talking for like two hours. Sort of concerning.
She said yes <3
-backs away- go tell Alice about what you just said to me
No where is safe when Kermit is around
Felt like it. It's over now.
What are you playing at?
This is one of those signs of abuse, right?
i might in a few, though i'll end up being like before
Things that make you go "ree~"
It's Kermit vs the world, some equalizing was in order.
that ur sweety? You wanna double date sometime?
What d'you mean?
[insert nurse with huge boobs]
I love it how crazy these two are. how worked up Harvey gets, the way the Joker speaks.
No one will say anything, it's just a social experiment. I promise.
I'm sure there was plenty in the voice chat
Name is vaguely familiar but I'm not sure we ever talked.
thank you though.
A wide variety of movies, and I'm always willing to add more to the list.
I couldn't destroy the furries, and this place is so much worse.
I feel your pain though.
eh, maybe later
How have you been, Ika?
;___; he said he couldn't post private Steam logs on Alice's chat anymore... but he did for four years, i got tired of it
Maybe I should fire her and get a new nanny. Sort of weirding me out.
Kill the frogger.
yup, i said yes
are you going to buy the dinner?
i can't tell you anything anymore.... you just keep giving ammo to Alice
sounds like he makes his own rules/does what he wants. good
You at least have a right to know what they're talking about, but I guess it's up to you whether you'd believe the answer.
We had a mutual agreement, I never post logs anyway....
He just never kept his end of the agreement
I think I'd need the Furtive Nanny expansion to get the eavesdropping on on personal call option. I just have the vanilla game.
You have a kid? How old are you?
Don't be silly
i don't have money
you're fast though right?
Yes I'm fast... why?
...Is this more fucking Sims memes
if someone tries to fuck you over then you should in turn fuck them over, that is if you actually have something. you shouldn't give without taking in a dangerous place.
have i ever used you like that before?
I'm still talking about The Sims 2.
Just get on steam and talk to your stalker friends
You write too much
I think I'd love to take you out for some
D n D
some Dine n Dash : )
Okay everything just made a lot more sense. How is my character doing?
she has me blocked :^)
because i care. you read it all anyway <3
Rip Heath Ledger
What the fuck do you people talk about.
I got careless. I walked into a trap I thought I'd already beaten multiple times, but the game changed.
Anime and memes xdddd
shitcunts all day long mate get wid the times you wannabe aussie cunt
I put her in an empty lot until she started crying from hunger and then I saved the lot and left.
I can give you some context if you'd prefer.
Alice was running a thread
Ika was posting and telling lies in it
Ika told me on steam that she was telling lies
I posted logs to alice
Alice took a screen shot of the conversation and posted it in the same thread
Thus, ika decided I could no longer be trusted.
The way she tells it, it's like I betrayed some great personal secret, when in reality it just amounted to me outing her as a liar.
Unfortunate though, I rather like Ika. We had fun conversations.
I stayed up all night playing music and browsing the web again
that makes about 2 weeks in a row now
Kermit is a backstabbing shitter.
Suteki desu ne animes
Please don't tell me you actually did that...
We had fun conversations.
Most private conversations with Blood-chan for me end with "xd I'm gonna kill you and hang the body over my bed".
But I guess fun is subjective.
scoots, i always get confused, are you the dude who works at the fucking doggy daycare?
It's not like the sun is important to your health or anything, who cares?
She's taking it like a trooper, she actually came and visited my single dad. Picked up my kid without asking though, that was a bit uncalled for. Otherwise nice enough.
ah, we still had those occasionally.
Not the majority of it thankfully, just like 15%
all mine consisted of were;
"dude you're some faggot cunt you know"
"fuck off faggot suck a dick"
"im a girl lol"
"righto cunt you're blocked fuckwit"
fun times indeed
At Least move her in. also screenshot.
I can understand seeing someone telling lies and providing them proof but what I don't get it posting the proof at the person lying, calling them out on it alone should be enough. Though I'm not Alice and everyone thinks differently.
You're both still good people to me.
I loved it when she did that..
Funny, Blood usually goes user for that.
Since he's a coward.
There are some oddities because the game isn't fully compatible. The characters walk around on black squares, and the screenshots don't save to the regular path, so I don't know where they are.
I don't like talking to them
Oh man... I could never be something so evil...
And I don't like to hurt people
cloths, anime, guys, etc
You posted private logs for four years
Use fricken puush. I deserve to see.
remember our conversation?
no dag say it right
quite right, one more time
isnt that TP?
Oh my God I don't want to download any garbage right now
I would never harm you in any way....
You're a better man than me
I haven't paid for food from a resturaunt in years
mainly because of my crippling social anxiety never letting me comfortably even think of putting myself in a public resturaunt
Blood-chan is the greatest gift I ever besytowed on the threads.
hey kaybe, here to seduce someone?
AM would be upset
reading is good for you! i at least tried not to much when you were really tired..
neither do I but I know we both would if we had toso cute
But what about me
Why in God's name would you enjoy that?
I hope my character steals your kid and sets your house on fire with you trapped inside.
Nah, Alice posted the proof for the benefit of everyone else in the thread.
This wasn't in our chat, Alice was running her own thread on /b/ where this happened.
eh, that's a really blunt way of putting it.
Also weird that we've known each other for that long.
I actually remember when we first met!
where did bc come from
oh right, probably.. soz
lama tidak bertemu
saya tidak mengerti maaf
?? i think ahahahaahaha
It's outside of my control, Manaka, you know that. I am radiant.
Me too, that would be some phenomenal dynamic storytelling on the part of the game.
they rarely actually did it but their threats were always cute enough, also completely harmless.
ah right, i guess i let that pass through my mind that other people were there and needed to know too.
yesyes, i've seen and been in her threads before. they're interesting.
The bowels of anime shitposting threads
A waif and stray that I caught.
From under a particularly dirty rock.
it was fun, i think you're also half drunk, if we ever get in a call again, i'll make sure i'll pronounce them for you
yeah.. you are..
This is an ancient meme I have not witnessed in many moons......
Let me have your expert opinion. Do you believe Blood-chan has killed domesticated animals for pleasure?
You will play for a few days and then realise that there's nothing left to do. You will not play again.
yeah that's certainly one way to put it.
I think I'll play again. Probably every few years. It's a fun game.
Boy these s7's are pretty cool.
I don't go to restaurants either... I can't stand eating food in front of people. I keep thinking people are trying to look inside of my mouth
The ride never ends <3
I like reading science textbooks... that's about it..
We'll just have to wait and see
Yup you were on full thirst
Scoot brought me here
Why would she lie about something like that on the internet...? Of course she hasn't.
when the maid is a kleptomaniac
Never, ever, ever. Youngling.
I would believe that they had(killed animals) before but I do not think they went out and did it on purpose/were seeking any form of pleasure.
It was the best word that came to mind at 3am
I can be your textbook tonight .///.
So where'd all the older posters like yourself get to?
Maybe. Just maybe.
You met me as an user.
I was running a help thread and you came to me for advice because you were afraid of going to the dentist.
How's NK doin.
Get to? What do you mean?
They just chillin, man.
afraid of going to the dentist
You don't come with pictures...
If you turn out to be like Kermit I'll never trust anyone ever again
I'm deathly afraid of my own blood......
You didn't order that edition! We've recently published a new version which is mostly based around anatomy with tons of pictures if you'd like!
I like the dentist.
believing anything that jacked up green fucker says
I doubt he has. Blood just loves to look edgy. But I want to hear what Bebop thinks.
That is certainly vague.
Your words have reached the point of near meaninglessness.
Bagaimana cara megatakan dalam bahasa Indonesia!?
You can trust me. As long as I can trust you.
I do too. Mine almost had to break my jaw before but it was all gucci
It's actually not meant to be at all. Maybe they had no choice but to or it was an accident, you never know.
I want to take her hunting sometime..
You're just inventing a narrative where there was none.
Why would you even think this is the case?
my dentist is some asian fucker who charges craz y prices but he's pretty good stupid fucker
What other communities sprung from the /b/ pony threads?
Ponychan actually looks sad.
Putting myself into their position when I shouldn't.
They've never done me wrong before. I don't see a problem with them. :^)
Well, there was mlpchan and ponychan, but theyve long since merged.
Theres an mlpboard on 4 chan and a mlp board here I believe.
But there is a pony bread in /b/ on Holla Forums also. Has a few old faces in. Well. Too few for my liking.
My dentist is a ruskie llololol
Like a moran.
you're not posting any pictures with your posts...
I promise I would never harm an animal in any way... I only said those things for attention.. I love animals.. they're cuddly and warm and i want to protect them
how do you know if you if you can trust me?
ah i hate blood...
you're getting there dags, nice job on the flawless spelling!
oh, that's what you meant.. sorry i'm really sleepy...
it bothers you that much?
Ahh you're not on steam.
I'm going to bed. Have fun arguing with eachother, everyone! Till tomorrow.
Please don't leave me....
It would be really silly if you actually believed something like that...
what are you going to do when i come home after a long day at work all cut and bruised?
Interesting. Just wondering man, thanks.
I would wrap my arms around you and tend to your wounds
What a cute DJ
Are you going to suck him off under the table?
I'm reaching the end of my patience with you.
you're the best
Probobly not, he seems foreign, but i'd let hhim suck me off under the table
Lets play guess that song.
All I'm saying is it would be silly to believe something like that... You know I could never hurt an animal..
i'm not.. .v.v
Is he one of those Muslims?
American i think
ohh and why do you say that?
sorry im running out of pictures.. i like yours though
I forgot you people are plebs.
Ew gross... stay away
because i could be better.. silly face
i like you just the way you are<3
any better and idk what i'll do but i'll definitely love it!
Idunno, he cute tho, he could take me to bad concerts and everything
i broke my sleep
and in return
sleep broke me
See this is why i don't come here anymore.
who even are you dude
Someone who left.
Going to take a bath, bbl <3
nuu... i'm not deserving of one's love.. bye now <3
he could get any of the sluts in the audience to sleep with you too !
don't be too harsh on yourself now, gotta save some for me<3
that doesn't help at all cunt, which coast you from? you know west coast is best coast right?
is babylon erio or did erio is kill
I do not, because i can read.
you can go suck of some horse you wannabe tasmanian cuck
It is bloodchan.
nothing about me or my post is cute
Isn't it kind of neat?
I can't hear you over the sound of being able to comprehend simple mathematics.
are you gonna meet up with Flan?
go count ya shekels ya jew cunt.. what do you want math for you fuck? all ya need is high vis dude get paid cunt
I don't know...I fell asleep really early last night and woke up at like 1am or so
might sleep again but not yet, not tired enough
what would we even do
we bearly ever spoke
Steve, vocaroo yourself saying "that's not a noif".
w-would you really meet it with a succubus? o.o
wat guitar do you play
anything to do today?
Australians are god's gift
That's sweet of you to say.
Not you, you won't even quote Crocodile Dundee for me.
you call that a knife?
I only feel comfortable talking to certain people right now.
Vocaroo it, Dags.
I too sound like a massive faggot, but I've learned to live with it. You should as well.
what is wrong with meeting a succubus though
the problem is the ffacthtat you are meeting someone from 4chon
I dunno, a fender something.
It's never brian :(
I do not have a strong enough accent. If you want crocodile dundee, ask daggy.
n-nothing! i think you two should meet up..
|Rolled 2 (1d2)|
First world problem
They sheduled me to work 2 hours earlier than normal today And I normally wake up about 10 minutes before my normal shift
instead of playing games all night i've just been watching people post/tv
AUS is doing work right now
LIVING EASY, LOVING FREE
Why in the world would he come here?
oi man is that fucking steveo steveo you fucking cunt we've fuckin met you fuckin dick
made me smile/10
I don't mean it's anything against you.. I just don't feel open enough for everyone yet.
I'm emotionally shattered.
he was here once
I should probably go drink everything under the sink.
Not if I get there first!
Last one there's a fucking LOSER.
HOW DOES THAT EVEN WORK
Don't worry about it.
キツネのくちょうけんでも かみさまでが、 カエ
Daddy isnt dead cuz I heard him on the radio
のなかのひとより ですか。 きを かかったらくしゃしんしあうツバメが やさしくても でも ずいぶくろく
Ki sa ki k ap pase nan isit la
I didn't realize Cyprus was that close to Syria
I could've been killed
lan ana n se it lanana kit k i lananapanapan n n apasisase ki k isan pase sa se si na k si si nap it
I think I was there 2013, I think it's pretty evident that I didn't die.
Or did I?
cyprus is really close to the jewsssssss too
Not the kind of afterlife you expected, huh?
I'm not too worried about them
Did you change your keyboard to JP and were facerolling it?
ahaaa I let my compooper do the facerolling
I fear that's kind of like your giygas-esque child.
I mean I can't complain.
Are you a wizard?
My PC just arrived :x
After watching that social network movie, you can see quickly people become dicks.
Going to get building now?
Also I'm still waiting until they release the new GPUs, but that'll be like 29th of June.
Yeah idk where to start
I didn't even make a bootable USB yet
money and power tend to do that
How about power supply and motherboard?
I'm gonna wait for my friend to get on mumble lol
Could still always place those in the case.
Unless it's one of those horribly designed ones where you have troubles with placing HDD/SSDs after having placing motherboard in.
I wish I could be a dick with money and power :^)
i'm ready to adopt your old pc when time comes
I don't even know how I typed that in there, probably should have gotten up earlier.
I wish I stopped being sleepy
work hard and play hard
Kind of want to restart life.
I think I'd end up exactly the same.
Why do you wanna restart?
I'm just going to upgrade this thing for a good while until scrapping another one together.
But that got me wondering how hard would it be to mail parts.
NEW ELMA THREAD GOGOGOGO
I would make a few life changing choices.