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James Bennett
James Bennett

new

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0FoH9U_7n0Q
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LCDd58N_fd4
Colton Martin
Colton Martin

-_-

Easton Lewis
Easton Lewis

it's like not sad cry, it's weird

hmm maybe yeah

Evan Gomez
Evan Gomez

AS I WAS MAKING MY WITTY OP TEXT GOD DAMN IT.

Alexander White
Alexander White

troll

Daniel Turner
Daniel Turner

I swear it wasn't me.

Oliver Turner
Oliver Turner

trololol

Jordan Gonzalez
Jordan Gonzalez

kek

Bentley Perry
Bentley Perry

I'm concerned.

*hug*

Stop it.

Evan Jones
Evan Jones

Oh, well they do get mixed.
But I think Heroes of the Storm is a bit bigger nowadays.
Happens to me too, a lot of the time I just nap because I'm bored.

I mean it does work for hangovers, so why not that?

Xavier Fisher
Xavier Fisher

Are you me?

David Lewis
David Lewis

High probability.

Julian Davis
Julian Davis

THESE WOUNDS
THEY WILL
NOT
HEAL

Dominic Evans
Dominic Evans

Samuel Johnson
Samuel Johnson

mmhh

but im not hangover

Dominic Powell
Dominic Powell

I guess that explains the puns last night.

Ian Cox
Ian Cox

LOOK AT THIS PHOTOGRAPH
EVERYTIME IT MAKE ME LAFF

Mason Lopez
Mason Lopez

I'm not saying you are hungover, but I'm saying it might work.

Pretty much, I guess you're in the field of electronics as well.

Josiah Wood
Josiah Wood

I would like to be dunked in ice water today. Too hot.

Brayden Carter
Brayden Carter

strip

Jace Powell
Jace Powell

In a manner.
I'm supposed to be a software engineer.
But I also just like learning things, so I know a lot of stuff that I have no reason to know, and do things completely unrelated to my field.

Kevin Jenkins
Kevin Jenkins

graaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaph
its hot and humid here

y no boipussy?

Michael Johnson
Michael Johnson

Nuh-uh.

I can't get any of these cute traps to plank for my jimmy.

Aiden Cooper
Aiden Cooper

I'm just a hardware technician, but I do look up things every now and then and learn more about the softwares which make the things run.
Although I absolutely detest programming.

Jace White
Jace White

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=29Hr5D4IHZE

I might run out soon.
This is my secondary dump folder, and it's a huge mess since I somehow don't save them by channel.

Liam Morales
Liam Morales

Useless right? Where the cutie traps with the spread buttions?

Josiah Bailey
Josiah Bailey

reported

Samuel Jones
Samuel Jones

< . <

Dylan Rogers
Dylan Rogers

i spread my chocolate buttons all over my desk in an attempt to attract an alpha male

Samuel Howard
Samuel Howard

I just wanna clean some qt's fish tank. :(

Snitch.

Christopher Hill
Christopher Hill

I just went to the gym, forgive me now ;;

Ryan Wilson
Ryan Wilson

I can't remember if I showed you this.

Isaac Diaz
Isaac Diaz

fite me fgt

Nicholas Collins
Nicholas Collins

I entirely don't blame you. Programming sucking fucks.
Most of my enjoyment in it is just 'cause I can figure out new ways to do things.


How're'ya?

Adam Torres
Adam Torres

All i ever wanted was some qt3.14 to sky my rim

ew

Alexander Martin
Alexander Martin

Master all hot and sweaty from working out
h-haaa..

Austin Cooper
Austin Cooper

Forgive what now?
????

I just enjoy seeing things work, not the process of making them work really.
Because most of the time I don't understand how the heck they work.

Benjamin Myers
Benjamin Myers

what do you have against Rei?

Michael Morgan
Michael Morgan

soulless
mindless
shithead
puppet
clone
cuck
bitch

Asher Smith
Asher Smith

Damn I'm tired.

How are you beautiful people

That's pretty disgusting, and honestly, I'm disappointed to know you have that saved.

Jeremiah Johnson
Jeremiah Johnson

I swear there was no AC..

Sleeping with someone before marriage

Kayden Murphy
Kayden Murphy

Asuka learned to love Rei... why can't you?

It came in a dropbox, I didn't know lol

Connor Morgan
Connor Morgan

Maybe on my dying bed, and that's a maybe.

Aiden Lewis
Aiden Lewis

I thought smearing cum on your lips made them like hydrated, but it just dries

I will do it soon then

Elijah Adams
Elijah Adams

I don't want to fight. I want to go to the lake and watch the sunset with some beers.

Happy. Hope you are too. :3

Don't quit on your dream!

Henry Cruz
Henry Cruz

Let me lick your body

Isaac Martin
Isaac Martin

My friend says that only Germans like scat whenever the topic comes up.
I don't; that's some disgusting shit.

You'd hate trying to learn my code then...
half the time I even have issues figuring out why I did stuff.

Doing reasonably well.
Hungry mostly. Kind of getting tired since I haven't been doing anything.

Ian Brown
Ian Brown

Sure, sure. I believe you ;^)

Sebastian Peterson
Sebastian Peterson

she baka!!!!!!

what if this is interception, and I need to weake up from my memes?

Blake Nelson
Blake Nelson

Then I will be even more hot and sticky, what kind of solution is that?

Jordan Wilson
Jordan Wilson

You hadn't, but thanks. Like me some studio mir.

Voltron on Friday

yey

Parker Miller
Parker Miller

Thank you for believing in me

And why do you like Asuka? she's so mean to Shinji

Mason Johnson
Mason Johnson

More things for me to lick then

Dylan Morales
Dylan Morales

Tokai... what?
But alright.

I had that feeling when I was designing some PCBs, I didn't know what I was really doing after I looked at it, but it sure as hell worked.

Hunter Moore
Hunter Moore

i wish

Nathan Ross
Nathan Ross

because shinki is an idiot child who isnt even able to anything.

Josiah Perry
Josiah Perry

Then it will never end

Austin Barnes
Austin Barnes

It's funny how exhausting doing nothing can be. I hope you find something interesting to get you up and about.

I...maybe you...
What?

You seem excited. ♥

Nolan Campbell
Nolan Campbell

And thus you fell for the elaborate ruse.

Easton Gutierrez
Easton Gutierrez

y-you can last that long ?

David Ortiz
David Ortiz

Well it's Brian K and Demartino, so yeah. If Korra wasn't perfect it was ambitious, and ambition in TV cartoons makes me happy in my kokoro.

Camden Taylor
Camden Taylor

I'm really deep in the mentality of
"If it looks stupid, and it works, it isn't stupid, don't fix it."
It's a really poor mentality, I know.

I probably will.
Eventually.

Sorry I fell out of contact.

David Foster
David Foster

I talking in riddles.
Hey, how you doin?

Justin Lopez
Justin Lopez

iunnoo im out of touch

Ian Rodriguez
Ian Rodriguez

The fact that someone used their time and energy to create this is baffling

Jason Martin
Jason Martin

Got that same mentality most of the time, mostly because I'm pretty certain I'd break it if I was trying to "fix" it further.

That's a bit weird though.

Jack Campbell
Jack Campbell

ElectroBOOM comes to mind.
https://youtu.be/sI5Ftm1-jik

Lincoln Nguyen
Lincoln Nguyen

He saved Asuka's life so many times... She owes him a sandwich

why did you save it just now?

Gabriel Martin
Gabriel Martin

I really enjoyed the first season of Korra, but didn't venture beyond that. I'll have to set aside some time.

It's always nice to see you happy though. :3

No need to be sorry. Life stuff happens.

You talkin' in gooberish. ilu tho
I'm doin' pretty good today. Just restless. I wanna get out of here and enjoy this sunny day!

Thomas Moore
Thomas Moore

Love that guy, his guitar was the high point though.

Dylan Adams
Dylan Adams

some weirds are good

Michael Mitchell
Michael Mitchell

I still feel bad.
I do have you on steam so it's not like it's entirely excusable.

How have you been, though?

My head is a very dark and dangerous place.
Get out of it, me.

Joshua Perez
Joshua Perez

lol no

ilu+1

SUNNY DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAYS
yeah its ben hawt here
super hawt
its supposed to be grim up north
y so hot
avoiding the sun
hisssssssssssssssssssss
slow day?
I would like to get the garden furniture out and get the music on and drink
but too warm to do anything.
it isnt texas warm though
so I am crying for no foul lol
how hot is it there?
tfw its not as hot as sabby's buttoxxxxx

Lucas Cooper
Lucas Cooper

a friendly reminder that tokai is still fuckin adorable the rest of you aint too bad yourselves

Ayden Johnson
Ayden Johnson

Hello darkness, my old friend.

Isaiah Walker
Isaiah Walker

Should I post with Rei now... hhmmmm i mean she was my first avatar

Eva <3

Cooper Brown
Cooper Brown

None of it is as tight as the first season, season 2 especially. But it's definitely worth the watch.

I'm never really depressed or anything. I hope me whining about my couple anxieties doesn't make me seem unhappy. I'm pretty fucking happy most days tbh.

Luke Collins
Luke Collins

Wyatt Rogers
Wyatt Rogers

Jesus, I haven't listened to that song in so long.

Leo Rodriguez
Leo Rodriguez

dick tracey <3

Henry Foster
Henry Foster

I've been up and down. Trying to stay up lately and keep a positive outlook.

I don't write either, so we're both horrible people who should feel bad about ourselves! ♥

Scoot, do they have chili pepper christmas lights over there? If not, I should send you some. You can put 'em up around your favorite outdoor hangout spot all summer!

It's 86F here, which is cold by our usual June standards. Perfect weather for having drinks on the patio!

You never come across as depressed or anything. No worries. I don't know much about Voltron, tbh.

Easton Collins
Easton Collins

Maybe I'm your subconscious telling you to listen to it again.

Isaac Butler
Isaac Butler

Having that with such a positive tone makes it almost humorous.

I was tempted to poke you to log on last night and chat, but then I second guessed it.
And just ended up not.

If so, it worked.
Thanks.

Zachary Brooks
Zachary Brooks

It's like robots? I don't know either. But it looks pretty.

Thomas Gray
Thomas Gray

Oh my god I can't watch that.

Hudson White
Hudson White

smell my ass

Wyatt Long
Wyatt Long

if u want

Ita 65 here byt like its nearly 8pm so getting cool now

bleh

CAN I HAS LIGHTS PLEASE!

AY BAWS! CAN I HAVE THE CHILI LITE PLS????

is it a texas thing?

Nolan Walker
Nolan Walker

Lexi cant watch my dick, it so saVAGE

Nathan Morales
Nathan Morales

And then something more uptempo so you don't get too depressed about it.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bnZdlhUDEJo

Christopher Young
Christopher Young

Bonjour, bonjour qoque britón
Ca VAGE?

Hudson Cruz
Hudson Cruz

no, how about you

Luis Long
Luis Long

woo

HON HON HON
C'EST NE PAS DE ROBO
MAIS MEIN VAGE EN GINA HONHONHONHON

Joshua Morgan
Joshua Morgan

git good at what :/

Check yourself, dude

Leave Lexi alone

Michael Carter
Michael Carter

This picture does it for me on so many levels.

It usually takes a lot for music to depress me, but thanks.

I usually find myself listening to their rendition of Scarborough Fair a lot.
Probably because if I were in school, I'd live in Scarborough, Ontario.

Jonathan Perry
Jonathan Perry

OUI OUI CA VAGE EN GINA'S COQUE ES SONT BON, NO?

Jaxon Lopez
Jaxon Lopez

I want to you hate her

Luis Thompson
Luis Thompson

just git gud you ape

Nicholas Long
Nicholas Long

Those aren't even real words

Michael Perry
Michael Perry

wtf i'm not black

Nicholas Powell
Nicholas Powell

You need more titles.

Gavin Ward
Gavin Ward

ça VA MON PETIT POIS
TU J'AIME LE POMME D'TERRE EN ANGLETERRE, AVE ALLEMAGNE???????
NON
JE NOM PAS FRANCAIS

Juan Thomas
Juan Thomas

most of them are, one part is a name.

Luke Lee
Luke Lee

JE NOM PAS FRANCAIS
NOM

Thomas Hall
Thomas Hall

hmph.
I'm not going to heal you or cheer for you now.

Nicholas Nguyen
Nicholas Nguyen

wow thats racist

Luis James
Luis James

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY

cheer
lexi
cheerleader lexi

Jace Robinson
Jace Robinson

I used to be a pleb 5minute chef like you then i took an eat to the france

Juan Mitchell
Juan Mitchell

Je parle un peux de Francais.
Mais, je ne parle pas tres bien.

Je devrais parler de Francais plus de temps.
...
...
Mostly off memory, I may have used a bit of help.

Nathaniel Butler
Nathaniel Butler

i saw this programme on le TAYVAY once
it was all in france
I could only make cold canned spaghetti
i watch programme
sudden moustache and honhonhon
can now make L'OEUF D'FROMMAGE

Julian Baker
Julian Baker

No problem, that's probably my favourite from them because winter is the best season.
I don't think I have any songs with relation to any places really.

Colton Ramirez
Colton Ramirez

i USED TO BE ABLE TO SPEAK RPETTY OKAY LEVEL FRENCH. bUT NOW ITS ALL GONE TO WASTE.
mAISELLE D'HONHON

Michael Adams
Michael Adams

No no no no no no no no

Dominic Bennett
Dominic Bennett

Ai-je manqué quelque chose?

Xavier Martinez
Xavier Martinez

Don't group link me

Those aren't American words

You only perceive is as racist.

Stay away from you know you or else

Nolan Harris
Nolan Harris

Non, mais J'suis le boucherie.

THEY CANT UNGROUPLINK YOU

Carson Kelly
Carson Kelly

I don't cheer that way. That is too lewd.

Nolan Brooks
Nolan Brooks

C'est omelette aux fromage, non?
Ou c'est un oeuf fabrique avec fromage?

I think that's my only one specifically reminiscent of a place, but it's more just the place sharing a name with the place the ballad is about.

Oui, c'est le di du Francais.

Samuel Martin
Samuel Martin

and thats racist towards racism you racistism

John Fisher
John Fisher

How could you cheer with all that dick in your mouth.
Heal.

cheese

Xavier Mitchell
Xavier Mitchell

american words

Daniel Lopez
Daniel Lopez

WHY THE FUCK ARE YOU POSTING REI YOU SHIT

Jeremiah Parker
Jeremiah Parker

lexi cheering somemore

Easton Morris
Easton Morris

The only one I think I know is this one.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=60ItHLz5WEA
But then again in this case the music video has one place where I've been.

Dylan Harris
Dylan Harris

F L Y with me

Juan Scott
Juan Scott

id let a lexi cheer me

you caused this, you sinner.....

Benjamin Myers
Benjamin Myers

Speaking america is terrible.
HEY LOOK I HAVE NO U
now i speak like america

Kevin White
Kevin White

You'd have you're whole back into it.

Gavin Sullivan
Gavin Sullivan

you're
And time for more coffee.

Logan Campbell
Logan Campbell

I went to go bike cycle towards city centrum core in order to go to the mall shopper for food
I pedal as fast as my legs can, but then the pedal, suddenly wont move
i have been tricked, there is stick in the spoke
and a note written in familiar head
"only ghost may judge me"
trust noone
not even yourself

Lincoln Fisher
Lincoln Fisher

J'ai la conviction que Lexi est une petite ange pur. (?)

Oui.

I haven't been a lot of places, unfortunately, so I don't get much of that one.

Lucas Gutierrez
Lucas Gutierrez

who here has kissed their

Connor Evans
Connor Evans

Qui tuez-vous?

Magnifique

Evan Perry
Evan Perry

Times change though

and people do too

right?

Brandon Martinez
Brandon Martinez

that wasn't on my clipboard

Logan James
Logan James

I believe in you, I just don't believe you

Gym time, seeya

James White
James White

Time never changes, but time changes everything, you can trust me, i'm a rendeer welding shaman
no T.I.G, is for faggots

Oliver Williams
Oliver Williams

The memes are real

Andrew Garcia
Andrew Garcia

People never change

Isaiah Gomez
Isaiah Gomez

Haven't heard that one in a while.

That was probably the first and last time, not even sure why they made the video in Tallinn, Estonia.
Although nothing like abandoned soviet architecture.

Andrew Hernandez
Andrew Hernandez

She needs to eat. That cannot be healthy.

Ugh lol

Joshua Cruz
Joshua Cruz

War..
You know how it goes.

Ryder Collins
Ryder Collins

Tell us how you have come to this conclusion, subtle-kun

Connor Walker
Connor Walker

people change into machines

Austin Phillips
Austin Phillips

;3 ♥

Hunter Brown
Hunter Brown

machines
will strive to change into people

Sebastian Jackson
Sebastian Jackson

I change people, with guns

Easton Torres
Easton Torres

WAR
WAR NEVER CHANGES
LET THE BODIES HIT THE FLOOR
LET THE BODIES HIT THE FLOOR
LET THE BODIES HIT THE FLOOR
LET THE BODIES HIT THE FLOOR
LET THE BODIES HIT THE FLOOR
LET THE BODIES HIT THE FLOOR

Cameron Moore
Cameron Moore

People don't strive to turn into monkeys

why would machines want to be people

Grayson Brown
Grayson Brown

Rin
Haha. Holy shit.

Ayden Bennett
Ayden Bennett

tokai doesnt even notice the compliment
well jeez guess i better an hero now laters
mfw

Isaiah Cooper
Isaiah Cooper

You know it Scoots.

Colton Ross
Colton Ross

I LITERALLY JUST NOTICED AFTER YOU POINTED IT OUT

OH MY GODDDDDDDDDDDDDD
NOBODY WAS SAFE

monkeys dont have souls
neither do machines
but people do!

Logan Hill
Logan Hill

What is a man? A miserable little pile of secrets. But enough talk… Have at you!

skjeer

Carson Myers
Carson Myers

I'm in stitches.

John Clark
John Clark

..is a lot of fun

I read it somewhere

You don't have any guns..

Oliver Sanchez
Oliver Sanchez

Do spoiler tags work like I think they do?
Plot twist: Knowing or recognizing the person is a huge turn off for me.

Touche.

Oui. C'est un tres bien chance pour exercant mon Francais.

peut-être

Je suis une Canadienne, Francais c'est mon deuxieme langue.

I wouldn't know. People make weird decisions sometimes.

"What is it good for?"

Kevin Nguyen
Kevin Nguyen

i was in the middle of writing a general q

but then i saw a post about coffee

this is what posting while high is like.

Matthew Carter
Matthew Carter

What did you think about the aesthetic of my listo

Adrian Williams
Adrian Williams

all mean..

Joshua White
Joshua White

Lol francais

Too many meanies

John Gray
John Gray

First one was better and maybe even qt's too but I'm not a PS genius or super creative so it turned out llike that

Jacob Lee
Jacob Lee

Until you get shot at.
I was going for a Fallout reference, but then I recalled you don't into Fallout.

Most likely.
I guess Edwin Star cuts it out too.

Daniel Ramirez
Daniel Ramirez

who here has kissed their [post link to me] >assumedly making the question: "Who here has kissed their Tsuchi?"
Disgusting.

Hudson Nelson
Hudson Nelson

I know the quote!
And was not serious with that line
Maybe it would be fun if you know you're not in much danger

Noah Bell
Noah Bell

what is this about?

Jason Bailey
Jason Bailey

Are you comparing the one you made with the one I made?

Dylan Adams
Dylan Adams

What does it look like

Lincoln Evans
Lincoln Evans

I'm starting to run out of things.
I need to get my friend to help me relearn it.

My friend almost killed me once by filling the line in with Nazis once.
Cards Against Humanity is horrible sometimes.

Alexander Walker
Alexander Walker

what is it about?

Kayden Brown
Kayden Brown

Expand the image and read it

Jeremiah Barnes
Jeremiah Barnes

do it

Andrew Miller
Andrew Miller

Oh, no, I never saw that before
It looks great!

Hunter Evans
Hunter Evans

YEET

David Baker
David Baker

i can't do that on my phone

Landon Brown
Landon Brown

That's too bad

Jack Bell
Jack Bell

3 years ago when I was drunk a lot.. regretful times

Wyatt Jackson
Wyatt Jackson

Welcome to the department of redundancy department.
In this section we specialize in repetition in this section.

It'd be so weird learning french again...

Not putting Rin in trash tier.
Worst.
Not putting Rin at all
That is the sole redeeming factor.

Jack Jackson
Jack Jackson

sounds like you're insulting yourself

talk about low self-estem

Austin Sullivan
Austin Sullivan

but so fulfilling

Hudson Allen
Hudson Allen

It hasn't even been 24h since you've started posting again.

I leave out inactives/people who don't even deserve to be recognized at all

Jordan Campbell
Jordan Campbell

The text takes the longest out of everything, right :P

Henry Ward
Henry Ward

I was played like a damn fiddle.
That's why I said "Until you get shot at."

Love that game, I had a pretty dark humor card once and I couldn't stop laughing, ended up crying and laughing at the same time.

Adam Howard
Adam Howard

Kanra do a song cover for me

Joshua Collins
Joshua Collins

I was doing the opposite.
I am speaking from my own perspective when I saying "disgusting".

Luke Gutierrez
Luke Gutierrez

Very true.

Last time we played the cards made me go full racist.

I won, like, six rounds in a row with black jokes.

David Taylor
David Taylor

Oh well it doesn't affect me now anyway.

Matthew Cook
Matthew Cook

Just think, in America, that could happen any time you're outside..

Austin Price
Austin Price

Figuring out the size of the text and aligning everything, yeah.

I had to learn ps from scratch though
how to use the transform tool, how to use keyboard shortcuts for smart transformations and objects, using layers, using gradients, patterns, unicode, and how to add transparency to images

it was a bunch of shit, but worf
I made the psd modular so I can easily change the entire thing in minutes without having to re-do any layers

feelzgud

Ian Smith
Ian Smith

I'm a baritone.

you do one for me.

no, kisses are lovely.

especially against soft lips.

Caleb Robinson
Caleb Robinson

i should get to german learning when I am not being stooper lazy

[Old man juice bag]

d-did I do it right?

Thomas Gray
Thomas Gray

What am i

Hudson Moore
Hudson Moore

Almost right..lol

Christopher Butler
Christopher Butler

Yeah, but not from anyone here.

Joseph Wright
Joseph Wright

Next time I will nail it...

Bentley Fisher
Bentley Fisher

probably baritone.

do you get chances to sing oft?

Ryder Johnson
Ryder Johnson

I usually aim for somewhat sense making topical cards, or just plain dark humor.

It could happen anywhere with different odds, but that's fine, I like gambling.

Bentley Green
Bentley Green

Isn't Kirino one of your avatars?
So wouldn't that be you?

Jordan Wood
Jordan Wood

no. you've hear me sing before btw.

which song do you want me to do?

Owen Gomez
Owen Gomez

That is awesome, with that you can PS a ton of things, the rest is just time and creativity

I need more statistics like how getting on a plane is less dangerous than crossing a road, just to put my mind at ease

Brayden Brown
Brayden Brown

What is it about?

Robert Nguyen
Robert Nguyen

I had someone teaching me German.
All I've retained is my numbers up to, like, 999, 999, 999, 999, 999, 999 or so.
Long scale, anyway.

For me it depends on who I'm playing to.
We have a lot of sense of humour in our group, and I usually try to play to them.

So it's anything from playing the card straight, going to dark places, outlandish things, or just plain disgust.
I remember holding on to a finger painting card all game just waiting to make a menstruation joke.

Adam Brown
Adam Brown

anaconda

Henry Clark
Henry Clark

allegedly

Adrian Fisher
Adrian Fisher

you don't find anyone in the threads cute

Zachary Lewis
Zachary Lewis

He'd be like a lower tenor.

Gavin Ward
Gavin Ward

or Can You Feel The Love Tonight

Christopher Price
Christopher Price

I like the unsettling odds of "It either happens or doesn't"

Jesus.
I haven't really met anyone that doesn't approve of dark humor, even if it was kind of sick.

Benjamin Ortiz
Benjamin Ortiz

YES
NURTURING THE BARREN WASTELAND KNOWN AS MY CREATIVE SIDE

Julian Perry
Julian Perry

Cannot use that pic unless wish is here.

no

I got dared to make a lewd list when I was drunk.
Don't ask.

Anthony Lee
Anthony Lee

what was i doing again...

master?

Owen Jenkins
Owen Jenkins

so I have to choose between phantom menace and furries

ok

Jose Cook
Jose Cook

Most of my friends respond to dark humour, so it's always a safe bet, but some of them like other things more.
One will bias things that actually play it straight.
Or if you actually make the haiku.

Chase Howard
Chase Howard

pet.

he's not masc.

then you think of one

Wyatt Gomez
Wyatt Gomez

Rolling in the Deep

Carter Carter
Carter Carter

how is master? <3

I thought that was the new thread

Henry King
Henry King

no i'll do it. I'm just worried at the mental image of you sitting at home trying to think of songs you like and going

weird al
lion king
adele

John Turner
John Turner

Thankfully mine don't do that at all, I think they don't even know what is a correct haiku.
Nor do I remember how to make a correct one.

Gavin Thomas
Gavin Thomas

I know how to link and I know you do too

what are you trying to get at here

Julian Evans
Julian Evans

what if I told you I was wish?

Noah Morris
Noah Morris

Here have this cute picture.

Mason Richardson
Mason Richardson

i'm not trying to get at anything...

Ayden Gomez
Ayden Gomez

die

Hunter Davis
Hunter Davis

Tenor is higher than Tenor 2/low Tenor, that is higher than Baritone, that's higher than Bass.
Baritone still is deeper; he'd just be a Tenor 2. Not countertenor, which is a falsetto high. It's basically a baritone that has a better upper range than lower.

ty

Nathaniel White
Nathaniel White

trips of truth

Noah Adams
Noah Adams

So you're just a retard then
okay
follow the instructions in this post

Adam Ross
Adam Ross

Let me help you with that.

Nathaniel Price
Nathaniel Price

g2g. fucking obligations.

i don't listen to a lot of lyrical stuff.

unless it's classic rock, some pop. and yea, I like weird al. sue me.

elton john is pretty ranged. adele is uber ranged. weird al was the fun alt.

g2g.

Joseph Harris
Joseph Harris

The first line is five
Then you follow with seven
And finish with five

Aiden Foster
Aiden Foster

I thought it was a new thread for a moment... I didn't click on it or anything... you don't have to be so mean

-lowers my head- v.v

Jacob Lopez
Jacob Lopez

Self terminate immediately.

Ian Jackson
Ian Jackson

hey grim

Charles Cruz
Charles Cruz

You're the new Wish?

Ian Clark
Ian Clark

i'm a shit singer though so range is bad. i'm a jeff rosenstock kind of breaky voice. and i like weird al.

Jason Smith
Jason Smith

why are you being like this? I thought we were friends...

is it because i'm using Rei?

Jeremiah Wright
Jeremiah Wright

is that my fucking rei folder you BITCH

John Jackson
John Jackson

Yep, wanna lesbean?

Logan Cox
Logan Cox

I thought we were friends
has me treating you like shit for the past 2 months said anything about us being friends or not?

Have you been suckling on naphthalene or something?

IT PROBABLY IS

Isaac Lopez
Isaac Lopez

Maybe, I just got it from some drop box link

I have my own folder though

William Jones
William Jones

That does explain it, but I'm not creative enough for that jazz.

Isaac Bennett
Isaac Bennett

Holy shit respond

Hudson Young
Hudson Young

I missed your post

Do you make gay sounds when you post?

Thomas Powell
Thomas Powell

I thought you were just being Tsun

Why are you being mean to me.. ?

Jace Adams
Jace Adams

That reminded me that I have this image.

Isaac Mitchell
Isaac Mitchell

A haiku about Mario Kart.

Are you kidding me
Who the fuck threw that blue shell
I will fuck you up

I usually don't bother with cards.
It's rare for the syllables to line up, and make sense.

Eli Moore
Eli Moore

Look into yourself and you will find the answer.

Gavin Cooper
Gavin Cooper

I do not make gay noises at all. Also I know what doujin that's from it's one of my shameful faps.
Hi.
Yes ?

Ethan Harris
Ethan Harris

H-hi.

Justin Cox
Justin Cox

WHAT WAS GOING ON LAST NIGHT IN THE DISCORD THEN HMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM?

What's up.

Aaron Sanders
Aaron Sanders

There's nothing there... I want to fill it with the good traits of everyone I meet

Landon Ramirez
Landon Ramirez

True, unless you have almost all of the card packs active.

I kind of want to know, but then again I don't.

Colton Gray
Colton Gray

I'm gonna fill that hollow inside of yours with my cock you bitch

Elijah Foster
Elijah Foster

What's up
Of fuck I thought my mic was muted when I jerked off
I realized I had taunts for tf2 and can't sell them im upset

Henry Wright
Henry Wright

Just teasing him on how gay he starts to sound after being drunk.

Austin Lewis
Austin Lewis

No, you weren't jerking off, just talking with us.

I don't know what that means but sorry

Jacob Hill
Jacob Hill

"you're going to get lightly blushed at"

Jayden Jenkins
Jayden Jenkins

Oh nothing really. Just a little bored. How are you? I haven't talked to you for a while now.

Jackson Perry
Jackson Perry

Except those of Rin.
'cause Rin's a little faggot
So yeah, fuck Rin's traits

The way that formatted in my browser was almost brilliant.

Isaac Mitchell
Isaac Mitchell

Bee?

Leo Cox
Leo Cox

You are about to be raped.

Hudson Taylor
Hudson Taylor

Never experienced that I'm afraid.

Aaron Hughes
Aaron Hughes

Oh, then I did not make gay sounds.
It's stuff that sells for 7-9$ on the ingame market but you can't sell. Who's this canadian user ?
I just finished dinner now probably gonna drink. I probably shouldn't though I have stuff to do tomorrow

Jose Robinson
Jose Robinson

Yes?

Liam Bennett
Liam Bennett

is into the badlands good?

Anthony Turner
Anthony Turner

that's rin

Adrian Robinson
Adrian Robinson

but i don't want to be raped...

Michael Perez
Michael Perez

how are you?

Nolan Brooks
Nolan Brooks

Do you think they'd let me kiss their tummy ?

Jordan Baker
Jordan Baker

i hope this is the right webm

Levi Turner
Levi Turner

I felt like it was close to a haiku, but then I stopped counting.

Owen Walker
Owen Walker

That's why it's called rape.

go for it

Thomas Ramirez
Thomas Ramirez

Cheers then~
Sleepy.... Who is this?

Benjamin Martinez
Benjamin Martinez

Initial D is beautiful.

Goddamnit.

That's something that I would do.

God fucking damnit

Christian Harris
Christian Harris

h-here it goes. why don't you play good games
Can I kiss your tummy ?
I guess so !

Dylan Barnes
Dylan Barnes

I... I should go... -kisses you on the cheek- bye

Jason Phillips
Jason Phillips

Honestly.
Good games are really addicting and I don't want my school/work performance to suffer because of that.

Maybe when I have more self control over that part of me.

Jonathan Gomez
Jonathan Gomez

cute. i'm anonymous! nice to meet you

Liam Roberts
Liam Roberts

I wish i could drink too. I just can't afford it sadly...

Xavier Lewis
Xavier Lewis

I AM GOING TO BREAK YOUR LEGS

Ethan Jenkins
Ethan Jenkins

I-i'm a little nervous around strangers.

Jordan Hernandez
Jordan Hernandez

[Attention]

Ryan Morales
Ryan Morales

oh. rip
Grim why are you so mad

Adam Jackson
Adam Jackson

I started playing tf2 again god help me
Come over to my house then

Jackson Lee
Jackson Lee

B-but I hardly know you!

Austin Carter
Austin Carter

is that a good game

Because something made me mad

Connor Smith
Connor Smith

Yup, mostly saving those webms because of the music.
And the parody value.
We need to stop being each other at some point, but we've crossed a point where we should have stopped.

Ian Gray
Ian Gray

There's too long...

Jayden Baker
Jayden Baker

do tell

Anthony Baker
Anthony Baker

Oh wow, what mindnumbing violence, and he is wearing a red trenchcoat
this is pretty cool

Lucas Moore
Lucas Moore

not giving me attention

Liam Brown
Liam Brown

We can get to know each other while I kiss your tummy then !
It's not a bad game but I wouldn't go so far as to call it good
I have time

Owen Thompson
Owen Thompson

*pity sucks your finger*

Jose Cook
Jose Cook

how do we become friends?

Isaac Martinez
Isaac Martinez

Would you take advantage of me while i was drunk?

Chase Gonzalez
Chase Gonzalez

Then we have a bit of a predicament. Probably.
Because I don't think we will.

I-I don't think that's how it works...

Jace Nguyen
Jace Nguyen

I think you're supposed to say that when giving attention to somebody.
So, [Atencíon]

Brayden Cook
Brayden Cook

no

mixed opinion on the glove thing
strength is good but calluses are bleh

Jaxson Jenkins
Jaxson Jenkins

Hmm.... I don't know.
Ehehehe~

Charles Thompson
Charles Thompson

Oppan Grimmu style

Colton Taylor
Colton Taylor

Suck this dick, bitch.

AWWWWW YEAH

Isaiah Peterson
Isaiah Peterson

Only time will tell now.

Could have just asked.

Ayden Jenkins
Ayden Jenkins

Only 1 way to find out !
Lifts your shirt and kisses your tummy
It's nice to meet you !

Adam Hall
Adam Hall

REKT

William Roberts
William Roberts

And I just went looking through my random folder for it.

Adrian Ramirez
Adrian Ramirez

Undertale
more like goatfuckers

Leo Foster
Leo Foster

OH MY

But I did!

Hunter Long
Hunter Long

have you played the undertale

Chase Clark
Chase Clark

Scootaloo? More like fagaloo.

Oliver Phillips
Oliver Phillips

time to smell like honey #shower

don't speak to your master like that

Christian King
Christian King

I wish i could have my tummy kissed like that too.

Joshua Gonzalez
Joshua Gonzalez

Yes I have played it
Terrible writting, jarring gameplay, terrible.

Angel Cruz
Angel Cruz

post-apoc cournal Sanders!
This show is great!

Luke Gray
Luke Gray

Indeed.
I wonder if it'll decide to tell a minute story.

Nathan Lopez
Nathan Lopez

I am the master here.

Hudson Lopez
Hudson Lopez

are you serious
did you srsly play through all of it

Jaxon Harris
Jaxon Harris

One of the more recent files in this folder.

Samuel Stewart
Samuel Stewart

I'm horrible for laughing at this.

You were just asserting attention into the void.

A minute story?

Joshua Stewart
Joshua Stewart

I am not hearing stop ? ok then
Holds your hips and pulls you closer, licking small circles around your bellybutton
I bet you do

Caleb Richardson
Caleb Richardson

Looks like a Teresa.

Cameron Collins
Cameron Collins

Yes, unfortunatley. Waste of money.

John Parker
John Parker

are you nice?

Alexander Martin
Alexander Martin

AHAHAHAHAHAHA

Jaxson Watson
Jaxson Watson

wow
what turned you off

Julian Parker
Julian Parker

desu what the fuck are you doing

Leo Allen
Leo Allen

i forgot how big of a pain in the ass it was to cap stuff

Brandon Ortiz
Brandon Ortiz

BLOORAY

Andrew Hall
Andrew Hall

I like tummies dude

Camden Sullivan
Camden Sullivan

Mhmm....
Yes, i think so. What about you?

Cooper Edwards
Cooper Edwards

Yeah I'm gonna go now

bye

Luke Jenkins
Luke Jenkins

I was making a pun.
Minute as in small.

Ah-Ah-Ah-...
St-stop...?

You look like Teresa

Parker Price
Parker Price

Roots mees Mad Max

Juan Perez
Juan Perez

gameplay mostly

Benjamin James
Benjamin James

most of the time..

John Carter
John Carter

Oh ok, I'm sorry for the inconvenience that caused you but I hope you enjoyed it as much as I did

Alexander Stewart
Alexander Stewart

I don't even know Lenks, I just laugh at the most stupid obscure stuff that goes off.

Have a good one Grim.

Oh, never heard of minute being used in that context.

Dominic Johnson
Dominic Johnson

pls help

Adam Diaz
Adam Diaz

Thats nice to hear! Um.... I don't know else i can say about me.

Leo Thomas
Leo Thomas

Helps

Carter King
Carter King

I'm just, ah... ticklish.

I also don't handle stuff like that well...

Ah, fair enough.
It isn't a hugely common usage.

Jonathan Peterson
Jonathan Peterson

srs though please i can't get Ted's voice out of my head whenever i think of the word bye/goodbye

Nathan Nguyen
Nathan Nguyen

Squeezes butt

Jason Thomas
Jason Thomas

Got that vibe from it.

Dylan Moore
Dylan Moore

hmm, me either..
maybe we should ask each other stuff? do you know rip city?

Landon Hughes
Landon Hughes

Play video games with me
http://steamcommunity.com/id/iwannalickatouhousfeets/
Watch my letsplay instead
stop that

James White
James White

anything to save me from that accent of his

Benjamin Evans
Benjamin Evans

Rip city? I don't think so... Do they rip stuff or something?
S-sorry...

Thomas Scott
Thomas Scott

I tried though.

I don't really have many multiplayer games still installed.

Brody Rogers
Brody Rogers

it was my way of figuring out if you were from ptown

Christian Lee
Christian Lee

tfw you have a bad trip and likely worry everyone you care about into thinking you're a schizo
welp

Levi Sanchez
Levi Sanchez

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uWDUDMJrug8
Good dog
Is this where our friendship ends... with a tummy kiss...?

Jayden Morris
Jayden Morris

Oh i see. But i'm not.

Jace Nelson
Jace Nelson

He caught a GLASS SHARD swirling towards him MID-AIR and threw it back WHIRLING towards him and it got STUCK in his EYE like a motherfucking SHURIKEN
And he isn't even asian, he is WHITE!!

Aaron Powell
Aaron Powell

#Bc}[%;9G

Tyler White
Tyler White

Woof~

Daniel Scott
Daniel Scott

|WHY|

Easton Thomas
Easton Thomas

Maybe we should have talked a bit more before that...

Levi Ramirez
Levi Ramirez

not still tripping, that was all last night. right now I'm just doing some damage control. so far I've heard from 2 of the four people, but the other two should be understanding as well.

Julian Gomez
Julian Gomez

seems so.. kind of sad about this..

Robert Perry
Robert Perry

You tried, and that's all that matters.
Anyhow I'm off to try and see if I can actually sleep without waking up multiple times.
G'night.

John Ortiz
John Ortiz

Late replies because my boss suddenly decided to take some of us to lunch.

This is my response to 99% of what he posts. But then he posts something adorable and make it almost worth it.

You look pretty!
(Sorry, lack of anything better to say.)

It's a Southwestern thing, mhm. I don't have any though. Should get some.

Brody Smith
Brody Smith

Aww, don't be sad. We can still talk here!

Nathan Gutierrez
Nathan Gutierrez

G'night. Rest well, and sweet dreams.

Matthew Wood
Matthew Wood

Too nervous, you take the lead and I'll follow
Stop that
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0FoH9U_7n0Q

Thomas Thompson
Thomas Thompson

what do we talk about?

Jose Ross
Jose Ross

what you get for lunch?
happy sabby tummy?
GET SOME PLS
and then you can woo woo!
What should Imake for 4th of next month foods?
tex mex?
also expect a care package this weekend

William Stewart
William Stewart

Why??
Hmm.... Its hard to find out really.
What kind of food do you like?

Luis Garcia
Luis Garcia

B-but you just...!

Logan Jenkins
Logan Jenkins

i try to eat but really anything..
i've been liking fish lately though!

Julian Bennett
Julian Bennett

how do you even find this stuff what the hell
"1 week ago
did he get cucked so hard he died?
3"

Oliver Miller
Oliver Miller

Because I told you to
Hmm ? What's wrong ?
Do I need to kiss your tummy again..

Andrew Hill
Andrew Hill

I got me a sliced brisket sammich with extra pickles. Good stuff.

4th of July foods, hm? Tex-Mex is always good, but if you want to be super patriotic you could make simple burgers and dogs or smoke some ribs!

Yay for packages!

Henry Reed
Henry Reed

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LCDd58N_fd4

Jason Anderson
Jason Anderson

How can you say stuff like that, but be too nervous to talk...?

Bentley Bailey
Bentley Bailey

I like fish too. Its just been a while since i've had a nice meal with it. Besides that, i'm not picky either.
But thats boring~!

Isaac Watson
Isaac Watson

I'm a complex person ok !
Now take the lead
It's fun bossing you around

Andrew Cruz
Andrew Cruz

You even deleted me again. I was only asleep for a long time!

Xavier Hernandez
Xavier Hernandez

Um... How's your day been?

Andrew Diaz
Andrew Diaz

do you wanna go have dinner sometime? l-like a date

Blake Jones
Blake Jones

Got a problem with it, dog ?

Wyatt Nelson
Wyatt Nelson

I typed up some stuff for work then got to kiss this qt canadians tummy so it's pretty good so far. How's yours been ?

Joshua Garcia
Joshua Garcia

Or lewd stuff with your name as the filename.

Blake Turner
Blake Turner

A-a date? I'm not sure about that. I haven't tried that before.
D-don't look at me like that...

Brayden Bell
Brayden Bell

Ah-
I'm n-not...
uh-
My day's going alright.
Though I'm having coffee at 5pm.

Wondering what to get with my PSN wallet.
Thinking of Odin Sphere.

Jacob Gutierrez
Jacob Gutierrez

ERMAGERD ribs sounds amazing. mmmmm I coould do an indoor bbq :O
BOIGAHS AND CHILLI DAWGS AND RIBS AND CHCIKEN AND CHILLIES
and beer

Zachary Williams
Zachary Williams

it's okay.. it'd be my first time too..

Elijah Brooks
Elijah Brooks

biogas and chilidogs sounds devlightful

Nicholas Morgan
Nicholas Morgan

Like what ?
Your stammering for words is only confirming my statement.
I never played odin sphere what's it like ? Don't be too upset I'm starting to drink at 5pm

Elijah Sanders
Elijah Sanders

Ayyyy then we eat like murrica

Eli Martin
Eli Martin

I-i'm going to think about it okay?
Hmm, i can't quite explain it. C-can i add you again?

Aiden Bennett
Aiden Bennett

:stop:

Lincoln Collins
Lincoln Collins

new
new
new
new
new
new
new
new
new
new
new
new
new
new

James Walker
James Walker

Sure if you beg

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