Oh man overwatch is so much fun.
Give a warning
Tell me who is planning to kill me
When we will we learn that political correctness kills? Goats shouldn't be pilots! ;__;
Every time she used to post that I posted this back and vise versa. lol
Are you disagree?!
BUILD THE WALL!!!
it wouldn't be a problem if you built helicopters for goats.
Is this a trick question?
Undertale mote like
Goats did 9/11
tfw grim won't buy you overwatch
I'm not sure you could get the constituents into paying for future goat captains' financial needs.
Don't group link me
Lewdest thing I saw all day
♪All along the goat tower...♫
Why should we have to use tax dollars to accommodate a minority like avian goats? How much of MY paycheck are these freaks entitled to?
tear my anus asundertale
There's a few others but I found a comfy warm weather outfit so I'm gonna stay in this now :3
ui is my room
I am the livingroom
More like under-my-ballsack
sabrina is cordially invited to my room
Are you being mean to your healer?
no scoot room
all this hate
jajaja might go hang out on the porch or something
or just nap if i can't get that far lol
grim can i be in ur room
Well okay I guess school was nice, goobye neetdom.
the people were nice, I was good and nobody could tell I wore pantyhoses the whole ride through.
Can I go to scoot room?
I'm just saying it seems like you might be a fan of dicks.
it is the right of a goat as an american citizen to fight for his country
denying goats access to the airforce is a violation of that right and a discrimination
Proud of tokai
Sounds like a good day welmz
Pantyhose are sheer hosiery.
Goats refuse to assimilate,
They should be denied citizenship
Yeah but its kinda warm so youll have to turn on the fan
thats a stark contrast to your previous answer to a similarly veined question
Scoots room has a dress code
There has been much lewder I'm sure.
If I like a guy sure. But his dick is not the first thing I think about.
Scoot is right. These animals overtaking our culture really gets my goat.
Do you need a haircut
is that what you're trying to say
I need one myself actually
or a shape up at the very least
Okay don't think about my dick then.
did everyone see my new haircut
what did they think by this?
They still must pass the vision and thumb tests though!
Just because they're cuddly goats doesn't mean they get a free pass.
Mmhm. I'm gonna feel out the situation at dinner to see if I can start like going over there like this.
I'm gonna braid your hair so hard~
If you are;
Then it's nude, for everyone else it's the nijab
Animals!!! Refuse to accept the customs of the nation taking them in.
Spitting in the face of freedom.
nude is scary
I need to confess something
I am a goat.
i got a haircuttu
did u see it
comments questions concerns
My step mom should be cool with it, my daddy issues buzzer is going off though x_x
Actually, a goat flying a helicopter would be adorable.
Then we can sing into brushes!
I'm sure he'll be fine, won't he?
Let's watch Mulan!
Reverse psychology is not fair...
That is my fetish
u really think so
I guess you could say I was really using my Head with that post.
Yay best ship
*shrugs* I don't know. I guess he just wants me happy and probably just wants to see me more. And this kind of satisfies both. He doesn't care who I'm boinking either, I know that, so that's definitely a step in the right direction. Our rift has grown too much due to my insecurities and I've begun to feel quite awful about it now that he's getting older.
Ugh... feelings x_x
would you ever dye your hair?
daddy issues confirmed. fml
mhm..always thinking with that one.
I dyed my hair blond once and it was a mistake.
nagato soo mature~
*hugs tight* ;~;
I'm sure you two can work through it
We all habeeb
Am I though?
I want to somehow settle it before I get offered to go in the hot tub. Cause that could get awkward.
my hair was dyed black then it faded to brown but the original colour was blonde so my hair looks almost calico right now by the different shades but the blonde is the natural
That'd be wise I thinks
thanks guys the haircut was really nice
i got it while i was wondering around downtown on opiates and decidedto get a haircut
the lady was really nice a
and i showered her a picture of my avatar miya i use and said just do that and then gave her full discretion to deviate from that what she thought would look good
it came out looking real good and she said she liked anime too and noticed my hauhi case on my phone
and she gave me her number but i think thats because she wants to cut my hair again
this is actually inori_hurray
ill rename it just for you
I have that on VHS. lol
Got an old VCR?
watch half a second
minimize 'cause i know it's going to be gross
Got more cute goats?
Loco just bleated at me. I'm dying of that cuteness overload Manaka mentioned earlier.
Do I need to become Welsh?
*shooting the pig.webm*
how is scoots doing?
I kinda wanna go to bed though.
I.. might? I'm not sure now that I think of it...
It's probably in the $5 bin at wally world though. We can hold hands in the movies section.
Finishing up at work, gonna have my end of shift coffee soon. Then chill in the staffroom
It was me, dio
Fine. Go take a nap then we play
ya this was a 13$ haircut
i told her the haircut i had before i did myself and she was surprised and said "it didnt look great but not as bad as what you'd expect from doing it urself"
i cant belive i payed 13 for this tbh
its so pretty
im gonna take more pics later ^_^
feeling alright today?
maybe shower later on.
and then... uh, look for one more dollar.
so that i can have that monday meatbal monday! ^ ^;
then uh prolly jus come home and hang out here again~
It sounds nice, relaxing :3
7/10 or so
i hope it will be!
i guess too?
Yeah! Become Welsh and then we'll totally...
No! Cute piggies doing cute things!
Plus, if we hold hands, Walmart predators are less likely to try to grab one of us.
I imagined you as a little baby goat with a twitchy tail and things got out of hand.
Gonna get your meatball on today?
Have a nice nap.
mhm... some good filling food for a change~
sorry I'm playing hearts of iron IV
but like, blue or red, that kinda stuff
lets make 10
Yay, do nice stuff
sabrina if you can't learn to control yourself around animal RP I don't know how i can make this friendship work
Also don't let scoots be welsh they do awful things to goats
Buddy system saves lives, Sabs. And I'd be honored if the life I save was yours~ ♥
nah, just people getting their shit slapped.
prolly not a ren for me today, but maybe at least a 9
9 it is
why in gods name would i do that
you are a nice anon~
when u need it
im gonna hide again
luka if you're a real girl and you're cute and you somehow get american citizenship ill take care of you and feed you subway but you have to degrade yourself to the level of a mere kitten for me
I had homemade chicken pot pie for dinner last night. I can't eat again for a week!
You knew who I was when this started.
I'll stab anyone who tries to Walnab you! Stab 'em wiff a swawrd!
That could be funny though. If they deserved it anyway.
Yay end of shift coffee time
Got my wellingtons ready, and my belt...
and you knew i like emoting as cute animals for epets
this is a greek fucking tragedy right here. doomed from the start.
We both got what we wanted!
Sabrina is zeus
That's a zero turn rider, Scoot. What you gonna do? Huh? What. You gonna. Do.
I never in my life thought about dirty man juices
Why did you wear panties in school?
She lives an hour away from Oregon too
Pleasure her into meeting up with you
crack addicts want crack but it's not what's best for them
Emotes on the internet is exactly the same thing.
Sabrina and MFF should date
I'm gonna gram my zamboni
Sabrina and Elma should date
Why aren't you on Steam so I can annoy you
How am i racist?
Scoot and sleeping pills should date
Somebody make me stop taking selfies omg
Stalkers won't leave me alone
You're racist for thinking I'm racist
hair of the future?
just stop then?
ahhh it's kinda hard when for once you think you look adorbz
Thats not how it works.
Isn't that what the block feature is for?
It works like that in America
Just one more bleat and I'll stop. I got this.
Tapered roller bearings in the caster yoke pivots, muthafucka. What yo Zamboni got?
It would never work. He gets jealous of my magnum dong.
They make new accounts
You can rub magnums together!
lean in close
Well thankfully i don't live there so it doesn't apply to me.
So...don't add them? Also, rude, I'm not stalking you.
Armitage: Dual Matrix!?
You were thinking about Erio's
nu, the original anime
Oh, I only ever seent the movie. I bought it randomly on dvd when I wasn't even into anime
Let me see your girth certificate.
That's how fires get started.
I'm so happy.
She's such a badass
I haven't even seen any of it
Q U A L I T Y
If you're not living in America then I feel sorry for you
You have to see these fuckers... they won't leave me alone
..he told you?
Is that the female Vash?
Where did you get that picture of me?
I'll send you my imgur ;3
i know it sounds but im 100% serious
offer stands for you too, more than her since i like you more than her
you will never be a real goat making sabrina actually happy
What is life.
Sabs, let me take you out sometime though, seriously.
They can't be that bad, they're a bunch of weebs.
you will never have a flat with blood chan as they troll the Internet and fuck old men.
I live so far away though... v.v
I can't eat at Subway though
Damn it Grim you are so fucking useless
I'll kill him
Stop spying on me, cuck
Exactly, they're weebs...v.v
you will never be in Sab's room brushing each other's hair and singing into brushes
You don't seem like it.
STOP RUINING MY GOAT SENTIMENTS WITH YOUR BASENESS
Why bother living at all. Suicide is so appealing.
do you really think distance is an issue for me?
I'll kill you.
So are you, though...
Calm down now, ladies.
you will never run in the rallies with (You)
On a serious note, if I ever do get my house out in the country, I'mma git me one'a dem giant riding mowers and go to town on my acreage!
Where would we go?
I want to beat her with my hairbrush
America is freedom, I do what I want
It is for me... I get severe homesickness
I only watched one anime
You're the webm master.
I'm tired of posting.....
C-could scoot emigrate and we could brew/distill moonshine?
it wont matter when you have a new one puta
Every 2 weeks I promise myself I'll leave, block everyone and just stop.
Every 2 weeks I'm an oathbreaker.
The bleach does nothing.
A cozy dinner spot, then for a nice moon-lit evening stroll in our new dresses :3c
But you post as an anime girl online and cal yourself blood-chan...
real housewives of Cheshire advert
thought they said "real housewives of chechnya"
im not giving your bra back
jee whizz sabs are you mff
because this webm is pretty noughties*
As long as you don't try to stop me from Caggin'! (That's what I'm going to call it when I ride that mower.)
I bet you would love the San Antonio River Walk.
Doe Scott Stapp make you wet or something?
I'll not judge, as long as you lemme host tea parties maybe you would wanna join >.<
It certainly sounds nice^^
How long of a walk is it~?
I... I shouldn't live with people...
Don't group link me
I didn't say I was going to leave forever, I just said I'm tired of posting
I didn't give myself this name... Erio did, I get a free pass for having an edgy name ^^
But it's a one of a kind...
happy satan day btw.
Any man whose name sounds like Stop is a win in my books.
Whats the matter?
Hail lord Satan <3
I've made a mistake x_x lolol
Don't spam link my post
I don't care.
Sorry i'm just being a bit annoying. It will pass soon. I think i'll get godt sleep.
I want a vocaroo of mayaka calling someone a puta
fill me in on the drama pls
Hailing Satan is not a mistake, young one.
I'm flirting with a guy on fetlife again lol
Such a cute movie.
Hold on. "Tea party" has two meaning in Texas. We talkin' hot beverages or Ruby Ridge shenanigans?
It's about 5 miles of boutiques, restaurants, bars, and other neat stuff along the San Antonio River. (I had to Google 'cause I haven't been since I was a kid and it seemed huuuuuge back then.)
He had an orgy with Kid Rock. Enjoy catching hepatitis A through Z.
Maybe suicide is a little rash atm.
I don't know if there's such thing as a free pass.
Get some sleep!
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Tea. Ted Cruz is the zodiac killer.
You can defend my rights to handle my gun though
Can we go? Can we go?
I knew my tongue rings would be irresistable~
Don't FUCKING group link me with lesser people
Are you horny?
Are you Wish or Nymph?
My name was Ikaros until the cucks here started calling me Blood-chan because of him
another dream crushed by hepatitis.
Grim so boring
Bet he likes hetero sexual sex with his wife for procreation as they discuss the yalangyalang in the summer home in vermont
b-but i know what kind of person you are
thats why im offering
ahhh he's 37 but his tattoos are hnngh
That too but i don't see what thats got to do with going to sleep.
be safe desu
Show me your tummy
Implying I follow through with anything that gets planned there
WASTING NOT ONLY YOUR TIME BUT THEIR TIME
Are you a cuckee or a cucker
LOL THAT IMAGE
brb imma buy some chicken
I'm gonna try and use my girl voice for dinner with the parents this evening and see what happens.
I wanna be burned to death by the ATF! ;__;
We should, 'cause I had the best Mexican food I've ever tasted there and I can't remember the name of the place. But I feel like I would recognize it if I walked by it agian.
We'll cecede from the union and make Texas great again. Up Sam Houston
HIS WIFE IS DEAD
You're not scared..?
I love Fred, he's better than Pewdie pies
Are you 10X?
Because you're being annoying, silly face
We should meet up ^^
I don't know those terms
Fear me, mortals, for I am the Anointed, the favoured Son of Chaos, the Scourge of the World. The armies of the gods rally behind me, and it is by my will and by my sword that your weakling nations shall fall.
the only person to be scared of is me
Do you enjoy cucking others?
WE ARE THE WARD OF ALL EVIL
I ain't silly!
better than pewdiepie
When can you get time off?
When can I get time off?
How much is airfare?
I love you, Erio <3
aaaaah a nip!
no love for me
Learning to do well at that game seems to work better while sober.
What do you mean? -nips your neck- :3
Are you Spoilers?
My tummy belongs to Erio
Teach me to fear first
I can slice you ribbons if you push me...
Nu, I'm nice, I'm not a bully
Go to sleeep!
Anyone is betta than him
Back the FUCK up before you get SHOT THE FUCK UP
no love for scoot
no one loves or misses whores
And that's why I drink
Oh, I forgot I was on a proxy, lol.
ill love u scoot
its so much funner to play while high
you just have to focus
♪The wrath of the Lamb
Armageddon's a blast!♫
Scoot, noooooo! I told you not to listen to Alex Jones! ;__;
Oh, for real real? Ummmmmm...I usually save my vacation days up for the end of the year, but um...maybe the end of July?
You'll never watch grim fight Lenko in the octagon in Las Vegas as you get Rekt with soto
Why... The tears...
Yes, okay, fine you win.
I mean nippon
I got a job too!
It fucking sucks and I have to wake up at 5am ;w;
They tryna take my guns!!! Tyrant medicare obamacare terrorism reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
State your name and your dicksize
You'll never fuck Mei
Sure you are ;^)
Fuckin Japs back at it again.
you don't scare me
your name and your dicksize
Why be one of the mortals?
It probably is after learning how at least. The battlefields are pretty epic and realistic.
Commanding an army while baked and unsure what you're doing feels weird, though. :3
I figured that out; didn't realize I was still on a proxy. How was your day? ^^
Calm down and watch this movie with me.
THE OCTAGON MADE OF NIPPON STEEL, FOLDED A THOUSAND TIMES
I want you to fuck me
Fatties are fucking gross, man.
Wanna do something sort of nerdy. Wanna both promise to see it on release day and then nerd out after? <.<
p good, I took the studychoicetest today.
I think I passed, for both the test and concealing panty hoses.
I can't right now
She is not even that fat, just curvy, and that is good
Preferable for some, even
concealing panty hoses
Why the hell are you wearing pantyhose?
why hide them?
Mei probably has yeast growing in between her jelly rolls.
they're so comfy
Seems like America was more chaotic and annihilatory than Japan in WWII, especially in relation to Japan. Definitely one of the edgiest countries.
Like a career test? What were your results?
You were wearing pantyhose? :3
Dudes don't wear pantyhose, you fruitcake.
AND I'M INTERESTED
Oh how that backfired for you
is it still warm enough to do at the end?
cause like I just bought a car and summer's busy season for work and such...
But yes, for real real. We've only been talking about doing something for a couple years now, b-baka Sabby-chan.
Yes, yes. We know you're a peter puffer, Kanra.
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no no, I had to pass the test to get in college.
I passed I think, but they gotta make it official and stuff.
uhuh, still am. they're so so so great
I wanna be bananacake
annnnnnnnnd now we're on kik
what am I doing
A downward spiral, obvs.
Awwww. I like the attention is all x_x
Tsuchi, pls. I don't follow through with this shit. We all know this.
That's good, then. Starting college in the fall?
And cute. :3 -slaps your ass and squeezes it-
I NEED MORE THICK GRILS
So you'll find yourself in a Motel 6 and questioning how it came to this.
What, making soap?
No I said I don't follow through.
low key wish whoring myself out online was easy
How is it not?
Nah, already got enough soap.
This is for pleasure now, not business.
It's pretty easy. I do it all the time.
What are you gonna do, just get dick pics from him or something?
It is, especially if you pretend to be a vagina girl.
I stop replying if I get dick pics
Fatties aren't pleasurable.
Just because it's second nature to you doesn't mean it is from everyone else.
you have to subject urself to a big mass of people
irl you only have to subject yourself to one but its much more personal
id probably do stuff irl but id be so selective to the point that id only do it with people id fuck anyway, so money isnt even issue lmao
im a niche
I'm excited now
^ ^ t-thank you
Just predicting potential replies to that post.
Well, if you're not a picky motherfucker like me, you should have no issues. Just go out to a bar and fuck some dude.
That didn't mean I am... There are just an endless number of horny men online.
There isn't much I don't fap to.
Your argument is invalid.
Plus, chubby is great, full on fattie ain't.
That looks like a skeleton alien Anonymous.
There seems to be a significant level of competition within your niche online, though. :3
What other girl clothes do you have? ^^
anal isnt even satisfying and it would probably hurt and they'd be gross and have disease
cant a cute boy just spoil me to exist
tfw no sugar daddy
I'm sure you know all about that.
And you know that from experience from posting on /b/.
What the fuck are you talking about?
Agreed, but its not.
I want to post links to new Protest the Hero songs that no one will click on and listen to but they're not anywhere on YouTube
Why even live
Protest the Hero
Ah I see, you are a picky one.
expecting the world
not even letting a cute guy fuck you in the ass
Dealing with just you is overwhelming as it is.
THE ROYALTY MUST DIE
RIP Haikus, wherever you are
euhm like a vivid burgundy sweater with holes in the sleeves so the fingers go through it also can loosen the shoulders to expose one.
oh and I guess the long pink shirt that can look like a dress. But it's urban so it's cool!
Well you got one.
Ehhh, different strokes.
Some like petite, some like their girls with self esteem issues. >:3
You're far worse and more forward than even me.
I know how shitty will be without clicking it.
I'm gonna pass.
^^ how Chu?
that no one will click on and listen to
Inb4'd as FUCK
I clicked on it and am listening to it.
I clicked on it and discovered personally how shitty it was.
what u mean
i would if he paid me
and didnt have a disease
(sorry i just took a cat nap~ ^ ^;)
that makes me thirsty now!
It is NOT SHITTY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
thats not answering my question
you may think thats shitposting but its not
You are much braver men than I.
Bravo to you. A slow clap.
its not really my tastes
but i can listen to anything
I can't listen to anything :(
I just realized how condescending that sounded even if it was sincere.
Why are you so interested in getting paid? I'm sure if that's what you're going for you could find someone online.
Why are you so interested in getting paid?
Why aren't you?
Regardless, I make my sacrifices not for praise, but for blood and glory.
I've probably listened to too much Manowar today.
because i want money, duh
i don't care about the sex
listens to Manowar
PtH is shitty
Pete Seeger has been most of what I've listened to today.
Well, I'm not looking to get paid for sex, for one. I make enough money.
Sucks. Internet, then.
Deal with it
How much would you charge?
Plus, are you just gonna lay there like a bag of hammers or be really active?
Plus, is there any other services that you'd like to get paid for, like cleaning or building stuff?
Scoots favorite Beatles songs.png
having sex with random people
of course, thats why i want to take money from men without really doing much of anything degrading you see
id figure it out
im not letting anyone stick something in me, unless i had established a relationship with that person in a business sense and thought they were attractive
There are plenty of guys here willing to pay you I'm sure ;^)
Last I heard you can meet lots of interesting people. Some of which are eye doctors with lots of money.
kinda wanna cut my hair shorter
This and Hail to the King are a blast.
May your hands always be busy.
With this dick.
alright im opening my doors for business
could i be one of those cute japanese girls who pays people to let them have a date with her, or just cuddle with
that's the song that's up next actually.
I'm sure you'd be rich in no time, if you were a cute enough girl.
id figure it out.
Yeah, you're totes gonna have to do the whole naive 'Clueless Escort' thing. Cuz you're going to be a shit prostitute.
id pay to date an otokonoko
just too lazy to do the work
alright lets hook this up
ill spend all day on skype with u for 20$
just remember you fucking whore
only if all those things are true though
I can otokonoko
hey man we can work this out ;)
More like $
Well shit, I thought you was going to be like 'I'mma make $200 on one night!'
However, I'd pay you more if you help me build a house in the middle of bumfuck nowhere.
You will never be a rich whore then. Sad days ahead, STALKER.
I'd pay you more if you help me build a house in the middle of bumfuck nowhere.
That sounds a lot more interesting, actually.
its more about supporting a friend
or someone i have investment in
i already am a housepet with a mommy who takes care of me
supplemental income to buy smoothies is all i care about
honestly just pay me in jamba juice gift cards i think ill be fine
im all about the long con my friend
meow meow, meow.
brb having a shower before i head out :D
A fuck lasts for a night.
A house lasts 5eva!
Well, depends on the house.
I mean, that surely sounds interesting. Good luck on your adventures to find another person to spend money on you.
Off to work, RIP.
make an easier mark then
u could forego degrading yourself
come here instead.
you'll never let someone kidnap you and do whatever they want except anal in exchange for jamba juice gift cards
I don't want to scare you away
you wont wake up in nothing but your socks with a splitting headache wondering where and how you went wrong
Why even life?
You're truly a tortured soul.
i guarantee you ive done 10x worse things than you
im not afraid of you
I really need to git gut at this fucking game.
I just had to beg Italy for troops.
Where is Tofu... I think I love her..
Best not fuck up then.
Right, I'm coming over there with a big white van and a blender with all sorts of tropical fruits.
I've got a eccentric reputation to uphold
... I've never done anything bad in my life
im gonna download RO2 and play that rn i think
Depends how much you're paying.
tfw LSD soon
you dont scare me
Jamba juice, apparently.
Who needs mexicans when you got thirsty shit posters?
Tbh, never had a jamba juice smoothie.
Do they do alcoholic ones?
Or stuff that helps with anxiety?
I'd rather hire the Mexicans.
but i could create one with kratom
you have 9 months to decide
Okay I'll bite... why 9 months? I won't be here any more by then
ah another ptsd simulator.
I wish my tongue wasn't swollen ;~;
because in 3-6 months i will have a lot of money
and im bored
Jesus, I never heard of these things before.
Tell me more of your secrets of juices, oh thirsty shota.
Tbh, wanna see how useless your atypical shitposter can be.
I know I couldn't build a house alone.
I can study up on it and it will take me yonks to do it...
Today i met people from 4th channels /int/
im not afaid of ikaros either
but then i dont fear anyone
I swear that photo is a fucking masterpiece.
I'll go ahead and spoil it for you and say your atypical shitposter is generally useless.
And building a house by yourself is doable, at the very least. Great grandfather built his house by himself in Pennsylvania.
its like codeine or low-key amps
as addictive and bad for u as caffeine
Building houses is easy ^~^
casper is canadian?
Gotta go bed.
am i just a dumbs
No, but we recently got Cirkle K
Are you trying to lure me in with money?
Why don't you fear anyone?
my new nickname is swedes, guys.
I didn't ask for this...
Because fear is an illusion designed to limit yourself.
it's QUICHE like france
not QUICHE like french canadian, honestly
NOW I EAT LIKE FRANCE
I'm a Virgo, I don't like relying on other people's resources, I'm not Tsuchi
"I'm a X"
symbiotic is not reliance
21yo normalfag, this is my GF
It's a canadian gas stop thing right?
They're replacing all our statoil's with them
not in my area
founded in tx tho
19yo nutjob, and this is my >tfw no gf
I'm a Leo. Hear me nyaa~ <3
Yes! You should fear God, You don't want to disappoint him do you?
What's your sign?
Ehh... Well I was raised in a very dangerous neighborhood... People always wanted something in return when they did something nice. I don't let anyone do anything nice for me because if it
She's just asking to get raped...
But thats a girls name
ya id expect stuff in return
im a businessman not a saint
im a cancer
supposedly i mother people
but im just cancerous.
"I cannot believe in a god who wants to be praised all the time."
i like mothering people
but its hard to do all the time
taking care of that qt Canadian girl and having her beg me to fuck her every day was nice
u wanna trade places with her ema?
I think she likes you man
How hard were you when this happened?
Arigatou~ I try^^
emma was a cancer?
Taurus is the sign my horoscopes are trying to always hook me up with~
In a while i'm going to get wastefully high
Then i'm going to slaughter that last piece of cheesecake that has been eyefucking the fuck out of me whenever i open the fridge
It has to be this way
They're just after me lucky... fish
my horoscope is cancer
lets get cancerous
Implying I watched it yet lmao
I'm an Aries.
It doesn't fit me at all.
:O My Dad's a cancer.
nice try tho
Oh right, you guys actually call it cancer since cray would be cray
my bad, i thought it was a crappy joke
I thought you were ATLtwins
fuckin step up
are you even trying?
Nah not rly
The last couple episodes have been far too low in SUFFERING.
I don't think after that suicide anything can ever measure up to that crescendo of feels.
I don't like doing anything in return~
The creator gave us free will, you don't have to worship him every Sunday, silly. He just wants us to do good ^^
Oh happy B-day, I missed it xD
Time to die~
I don't read every post and I'm not interested in women
for a woman im p sure ive fucked the most girls here T B H
Now everyone is talking about Zodiac signs... Erio was right... you guys are.... wow
BOI IF YOU DONT
Dude when Rem was fucking his shit up and he was like I can read, and peel vegetables now thanks to you fam then she just kills him
shit was so savage
DONT TALK ABOUT MY ERIO LIKE THAT NIGGER
it wasn't for the get. i only care about 6/7/9/0
it was because of elma
it was the day after you made your 4years thread :|
lol yeah no shit. it's easy when nobody is interesting
If anybody is stupid enough to believe in the power of magic star signs it's fucking Erio, so either shut your fucking mouth or at least get Erio's dick out of it, retard.
They're probably trannies.
"Horns" getting cut off to be "human" or being looked at as a freak for still having their "horn" and they have testosterone fueled rages.
: ^ )
I knew it~
even if you're not muslim or jewish, halaal butchers are the way to go
way better quality meat
I've never heard it
I find the label "human" to be quite offensive, Tsuchi. Please try to control yourself~ :^)
I'm editing this over all my reaction images, good idea or bad idea?
Oh shit Tsuchi, I didn't know you were a weeaboo faggot too
Welcome to the club
The real question is
would you fuck big sister Ram-chi
or little sister Rem-rin
Jews are kosher and would not get to a halal butcher.
if you save the edits as copies sure
It's honestly just 2adorable5threads.
But like, I need to start using it more and more so it will get stuck ;3
Yeah, but that was right before the suicide run, so yeah, all things after will be inferior.
i try to be courteous
well yeah, I'm not retarded
Rem would kill you cause you smell bad.
And Roswaal would do his gay clown laugh and blow you up if you fuck Ram.
It's a lose-lose situation.
I'll do it tonight
Buying a new computer right now and I wanna do it right
Pwease what, onii-chan~?
but the gist is the same, Kosher and Halaal meats are oft of a higher quality than non-kosher/halaal
just minute differences like uttering of the word of god and mixing meat and dairy
you can never be too sure
After seeing how innocent they are in the anime, seeing lewds of them is kinda jarring tbh
I need to get my eyes checked, because I said before.
Variance on where (physical part of the animal) the meat can come from too.
Why not both?
Obvs Rem would have to be sorta in her demon form so you can get the best of both worlds
You got the soft and gentle Ram and batshit crazy Rem
There is more suffering but thats not til later
Did you finally get a job like I told you so you could actually buy a nice computer?
You have the same tastes as Subtle
I knew you would say both
I'm just not interested in women......................
What was that? A sledgehammer to the head? Okay
I'm not a ni**** v.v
Why didn't you tell me? v.v
You're interesting to me..
Erio doesn't believe in it
-continues deep throating Erio's fat penis-
Not yet lol but really I do need to
How do YOU KNOW?
I shoulda saved a bit more and got his butler outfit too
Text me from bed cutie
Everything airing this season is pretty shitty.
The only reason I'm watching Netoge is because of him and it's so fucking awful.
Halal has a ban about organ meat and Kosher can't come from the back (ass) of it.
You're dumb. kbye
ur gonna kill me
the blue one >>
I was gone..
how much more badass is bam going to get? fuck I wish these chapters would come out faster.
or should I do these glasses instead
i'm at a crossroads
do i eat cheesecake
or do i do coke, i don't think they mix well
Obviously you do both because coke goes well with everything. I'm an expert on this topic.
Why would they not?
When a creature (sheep, goat, cow or camel ) is slaughtered all its meat is permitted to be consumed except for particular parts and elements which are: blood, the male reproduction organ, the testacles, the spleen, faeces, the bladder, the gall bladder, the placenta, the vulva, the vein extending from the neck to the tail, the spinal chord, the glands, the pineal body (in the middle of the brain) and the pupils of the eye.
Apparently it's also haraam to eat anything off of a table where any alcohol was even served
I would never.
Besides, you're the one with the guns ;p
religious food science
not allowed to eat the pineal gland for that sweet, sweet camel DMT
I mean i could, but i'd have to hold the cheesecake, i wouldn't like it with the taste of cokedrip, and apetite ets paused for like 20mins
isn't halal food just regular meat which some pedophile said some asalamu alaykum shit over top of
Tell me about it
Nah man, shit makes you hungry. Also it's better to get the taste of it out with something delicious.
I did an 8ball to my face 2 weekends ago and you guys didn't even notice