ITT

Matthew Hernandez
Matthew Hernandez

ITT: we schedule an intervention for Lexi's crippling alcoholism

Caleb Rogers
Caleb Rogers

ITT: we schedule an intervention for Gilga's crippling alcoholism.

Cameron Rogers
Cameron Rogers

Repost

I main ADC.
So like when my attacks do no damage, and I pop literally in a second - what's the point of even continuing.
Like I play Caitlyn mostly, so I can't even say "wait for my late game" because I get out scaled really hard.

Add me on kik
LOLNO

You can't be a beggar and a chooser.

Liam Thomas
Liam Thomas

fite me

Hudson Bennett
Hudson Bennett

is there a 3rd drunk i should be taking care of right now?i won't because i already hate this

Logan Bell
Logan Bell

Yeah I'm not really sure right now. Playing a game at the same time.

Lucas Reed
Lucas Reed

Why even bother?

Easton Sanders
Easton Sanders

Yeah, but I'm not my own tastes.
I don't have a vagina so I couldn't fuck a copy of myself.

I can and will.

I am in complete control.

Aaron Cook
Aaron Cook

She's busy giving Archives "attack boosts" in a corner

when my attacks do no damage
arm pen my dead

I kinda get it though
try playing a solo lane sometime
you'll feel more empowered
ahah

Gabriel Baker
Gabriel Baker

It would be pretty funny if nobody showed up for his intervention.

John Jenkins
John Jenkins

I'm not drunk tonight. Hi

Xavier Nguyen
Xavier Nguyen

im so hungry

Adrian Gutierrez
Adrian Gutierrez

edgy

as

shit

You're obviously not if you do it to the point of making regretful decisions, faggot.

Dylan Ortiz
Dylan Ortiz

naisu
congrats

Zachary Baker
Zachary Baker

Buy me subway?

John Roberts
John Roberts

Are you proud of me

Alexander Rivera
Alexander Rivera

Would anyone show up for any intervention? Doubtful. Unless it had dicks all over, probably.

Hello whoever this is. You should probably go get drunk.

Noah James
Noah James

/headpats

Julian Fisher
Julian Fisher

That hand is backwards as shit.

Eli Roberts
Eli Roberts

I was teasing to her in private and decided to make a public support group for her.

I was taken advantage of.
I can't consent when intoxicated.

Carter James
Carter James

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHA

Oliver Thompson
Oliver Thompson

What the fuck is wrong with those nipples?

Aaron Jones
Aaron Jones

B Niase

Easton Brooks
Easton Brooks

I used to think I was a heavy drinking
just binging 2x a month
but apparently that's not even heavy

I've been dry all year tho

William Clark
William Clark

headpats are the best

Xavier Lee
Xavier Lee

How boring.

Aaron Cox
Aaron Cox

Hahahaahaa, holy shit, okay.

Fuck, that's a good one.

Nope.

Jose Garcia
Jose Garcia

Hey Tuschi I have something for you.

Chase Lee
Chase Lee

it will all change during AX

Ryan Cox
Ryan Cox

Hey, if girls can get drunk and blame all their poor decisions of the alcohol and claim rape, why can't I?

I have a feeling this is going to be something I definitely do not want.

Jayden Barnes
Jayden Barnes

What is AX

Hudson Wright
Hudson Wright

I wonder what it could be. ;^)

Aiden Williams
Aiden Williams

Because you're not a sissy bitch, are you?

Seems kinda like you're trying to be.

Blake Sanders
Blake Sanders

I'll beat you.

That's objectively wrong. I'm not going to let you use me like that.

I used to main Fiora in season 4.
I think I'll get back into her later.

Daniel Perez
Daniel Perez

I'm gonna buy you a world anchor

Parker Johnson
Parker Johnson

tear me up bb.

Julian Peterson
Julian Peterson

ANIME EXPO

Leo Smith
Leo Smith

My own personal world anchor?

d'awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww

Juan Reed
Juan Reed

wat r u doing my man

Joseph Bennett
Joseph Bennett

He probably would.

Nolan Nguyen
Nolan Nguyen

Grayson King
Grayson King

Oh.

Oh....

Jaxson Young
Jaxson Young

I love love love her costume.

Jordan Lewis
Jordan Lewis

taking stupid pics. That one didn't turn out because it didn't get the alcohol falling all over my face.

Sebastian Thompson
Sebastian Thompson

Just for you friend

Until one of us gets drunk and tries to take it from you

Jacob Garcia
Jacob Garcia

I think tone is lost here.
I am saying it mockingly.

I'm not going to let you use me like that.

My dick doesn't have that much of a curve to it.

John Walker
John Walker

THE BEST TIME OF THE YEAR

MFF PLS

GOOD
LUCK

Brody Gray
Brody Gray

I assumed, still wanted to rip into you, though.

Michael Evans
Michael Evans

I kind of glad I've never been to weebfest simply because of how much basically sexual harassment you'd see every girl get subjected to.

Leo Howard
Leo Howard

Use a sex toy to fuck yourself with then

Cooper Evans
Cooper Evans

If I post my cock, everyone will be jealous and no one will talk to me anymore.

Gavin Scott
Gavin Scott

Yeah, I remember last time lol

I think only Kon is capable

Nathan Campbell
Nathan Campbell

the harassment is pretty rare actually
people are polite and have fun, cosplayers love it when they get noticed

Jonathan Brooks
Jonathan Brooks

Is the joke here that they don't have a penis or what?

Because it's not funny.

Parker Perez
Parker Perez

how much basically sexual harassment you'd see every girl get subjected to.
you wouldn't love that

Pffffft

Jayden Rogers
Jayden Rogers

Do your breasts jiggle when you jump?

Fi-Fi always had child rearing hips.
Any advice for the new minigames that involve her?

HMPH

Most of the girls go in there expecting all of it. It's not really harassment if it's just for a picture that they consented to.

Robert Foster
Robert Foster

D.Va ulted the whole team.

Landon Martinez
Landon Martinez

I still want to beat you with a garden hose.

That's disgusting.

I JUST IMAGINE IT'S LIKE A BUNCH OF SWEATY FAT DUDES FEELING UP EVERY GIRL'S ASS.

Yeah, but look at the types that mostly populate those conventions.
It just seems too likely and you always hear horror stories about people being stalked and followed at them.

Jace Rogers
Jace Rogers

It really is not

Ethan Diaz
Ethan Diaz

C-can it be yours, senpai...?

Brandon Hughes
Brandon Hughes

Now I'm wondering if I actually did piss Lexi off or if it's just the usual faux hatred thing.

Parker Reyes
Parker Reyes

That's what you get for not having a reinhardt charge the ult away. Git gud scrub.

Caleb Edwards
Caleb Edwards

I was D.Va

Dominic Perez
Dominic Perez

I'd give it to him without resistance
Kon ma nigg

Fi-Fi
cute

yeah, every-time a weak point appears on the enemy, it alternates between SWish and NEish. Always. You can trigger them with your w too

If you R someone in the middle of a q, it's a guaranteed love-tap on them

Brody Sanders
Brody Sanders

Look at this gem I just found on reddit.

Daniel Parker
Daniel Parker

You know there are sexual predators lurking on buses when the on board Internet has 4chan banned by pedos. I'm not surprised the drivers hardly take notice.

Gavin Clark
Gavin Clark

Kinda wanna beat [redacted] with my garden hose

Aaron Evans
Aaron Evans

pretty awful

Eli Brown
Eli Brown

nerd/10

Michael Murphy
Michael Murphy

RIP other team.

Fashion disaster.

Xavier Davis
Xavier Davis

nupe.

lies.

Jaxon Evans
Jaxon Evans

You better not be censoring my name there!

Jeremiah Walker
Jeremiah Walker

not me

Well hmmph, no personal world anchor for you

Liam Jackson
Liam Jackson

rifk

Lincoln Edwards
Lincoln Edwards

Oh, it gets better

Cameron Evans
Cameron Evans

Unfunny lies, apparently. My comedy career is over.

Noah Gutierrez
Noah Gutierrez

it could be you!

Austin White
Austin White

I-EEE-I-EE-I'M
HOOKED ON A FEELING

Gabriel Baker
Gabriel Baker

This user has my back.

Austin Sanchez
Austin Sanchez

It's normally exaggerated.
Honestly everyone is quick to whiteknight and jump to the rescue at those things. People don't want to put their cosplay culture eye candy thing at risk, and dissuade women from joining.

I'll talk to her if you want.
I think she's fine though.

I always called her that.
My item set I had saved for her was "Fi-Fi-Fiora" like it was a stutter.

So just abuse her passive?

Owen Baker
Owen Baker

Fair enough.
Just seems like it would be the logical outcome.

noty
You may have moobs but you're not a girl.

Cooper Young
Cooper Young

His hobbies include dildos, Bernie Sanders, vests, and fighting gender norms!

Oliver Anderson
Oliver Anderson

Heh. Heh heh.

James Perry
James Perry

Please say something useful for me...

Please stop already.

Samuel Flores
Samuel Flores

kawaii.
Yes.
Kinda wanna spectate you playing her now.

Jaxson Roberts
Jaxson Roberts

Pfff, never said I was a girl, faggot.

Actually, weren't you the one who kept calling me she and junk? Yeah, I remember that pretty clearly. Hmm...

Jayden Morgan
Jayden Morgan

The idea of cosplaying itself seems rather dumb to me but I'm kind of painfully normal in that regard.

Nah, I'm not actually worried about it. She would've said something in private if she was pissed.

Alexander Sullivan
Alexander Sullivan

Knowing you could well be a spy from anywhere I wouldn't be surprised if you kept text files with name lists and all.

Dylan Hall
Dylan Hall

Something like that.

Mason Baker
Mason Baker

Damn, yours are better than mine.
I'm envious.

LOL Who's this??

Well you can spectate me later. Maybe tomorrow or the day after; I'm too tired for today. Just completed my placements and all.

Dominic Foster
Dominic Foster

I'm giving you backrubs now?

Grayson Fisher
Grayson Fisher

see

Nathaniel Collins
Nathaniel Collins

First what are the modes? They simply base on the major scale where the notes change all the time in their order. In this example I have used the reference mode Aeolian in the key of A-minor. With this mode I explain all other modes how they work. On top of the picture you see the chromatic scale just to illustrate how we can change our keys, so let’s start it:
The A natural minor scale in the Aeolian mode is shown in blue colored notes in the pic below. It is:
A – B – C – D – E – F – G.
The next mode in the picture is the Locrian mode and the notes which changes in comparison to the A-minor Aeolian mode are only two notes. I have marked these two notes in green color in comparison to the Aeolian mode, so you see better where the changes are. The change of these two notes makes it a new mode called Locrian. The Ionian mode changes three notes. The Dorian mode changes only one note. The Phrygian mode changes only one note. The Lydian mode changes four notes and the Mixolydian mode changes two notes. You have to see these green notes in the picture below all in comparison to the Aeolian notes in the picture below. If you color now the green notes in repetition on the whole neck you have the whole mode on the neck. For example take the Dorian mode: the one note that changes in this example is the sixth note of the scale, it changes from F (blue colored note in the Aeolian mode) to F# (green colored note in the Dorian mode). Now look at the Dorian mode in the picture where all twelve F# sharps are, color them green and voilà you have your Dorian. And do this with all other six modes. If you can do that by heart you are the master of the fretboard about the modes. Whether a note changes diminished or augmented is explained in the picture. The changes are always a half step in relation to the reference mode Aeolian, the notes are either augmented or diminished within one mode and are located at the same place in any minor key. Just shift the key and look at the chromatic scale about your whole steps and half steps and you have all your modes. As a reminder if you want to play in minor look at these numbers: 2 1 2 2 1 2 2. Each number represents one note. The number 2 represents a whole step and the number 1 represents a half step space between the next note.
The MINOR steps go like this, in this example A-MINOR:
A ---> B ---> C ---> D ---> E ---> F ---> G---> A
2 1 2 2 1 2 2
whole half whole whole half whole whole
step step step step step step step
These steps between the notes in form of this numerical order
(2 1 2 2 1 2 2) are always the same for any MINOR key.
The MAJOR goes like this, in this example A-MAJOR goes like this:
A ---> B ---> C# ---> D ---> E ---> F# ---> G#---> A
2 2 1 2 2 2 1
whole half whole whole half whole whole
step step step step step step step
These steps between the notes in form of this numerical order
(2 2 1 2 2 2 1) are always the same for any MAJOR key.
For example if you want to start the Aeolian with F-minor just shift four frets to the neck. You start with F and it goes:
F ---> G ---> Ab ---> Bb ---> C ---> Db ---> Eb---> F
2 1 2 2 1 2 2
whole half whole whole half whole whole
step step step step step step step
As you can see it is as I explained before: in this minor key you find the same steps between the notes in form of the numerical order
(2 1 2 2 1 2 2).

Joseph Harris
Joseph Harris

message me~

Christian Allen
Christian Allen

weren't you the one who kept calling me she and junk? Yeah, I remember that pretty clearly.
Pretty sure you're just making that up because you want it to be true.
Don't slander my already poor reputation with such.

Luke Powell
Luke Powell

Don't sweat it, I may or may not have been sent to kill you :3

Brandon Gutierrez
Brandon Gutierrez

This isn't helpful to me at all, I'm an ENGINEER, not a MUSICIAN GOD DAMMIT!

Dylan Rivera
Dylan Rivera

Literally pages of posts regarding his dildo/vibrator collection. But hey, he has a sick batman tattoo

Jeremiah White
Jeremiah White

2 anons?

Isaiah Reyes
Isaiah Reyes

Lexi, m'lady

David Hernandez
David Hernandez

No, really, I'm not joking. You used to tease me about that, right? If t wasn't using she, then it was calling me a girl or whatever.

Maybe that's just when you were drunk?

Ah well, no one gives a fuck about your shitty reputation, kid.

Jayden Fisher
Jayden Fisher

I personally love cosplay also.
Next time I attend a convention I fully intend on dressing up. You should try it too.

In the league Client or on Steam?

Nicholas Jackson
Nicholas Jackson

Psalms 1–41
1 Blessed is the one who does not walk in step with the wicked or stand in the way that sinners take or sit in the company of mockers,
2 but whose delight is in the law of the LORD, and who meditates on his law day and night.
3 That person is like a tree planted by streams of water, which yields its fruit in season and whose leaf does not wither— whatever they do prospers.
4 Not so the wicked! They are like chaff that the wind blows away.
5 Therefore the wicked will not stand in the judgment, nor sinners in the assembly of the righteous.
6 For the LORD watches over the way of the righteous, but the way of the wicked leads to destruction.

Samuel Russell
Samuel Russell

Is that the girl you wanted me to post?

Nolan Clark
Nolan Clark

Just thinkin bout vibrators

Aaron Martin
Aaron Martin

smiles asked for it.

no.

Tyler Smith
Tyler Smith

Yes ma'am

Easton Lopez
Easton Lopez

I will not stand for such insults.

Nicholas Fisher
Nicholas Fisher

fat ass woofer
looks so happy

Wyatt Ward
Wyatt Ward

;^)

Ryan Lewis
Ryan Lewis

That would be a nice picture if the shadow of a mustache wasn't there.

Josiah Cook
Josiah Cook

You are fucking useless, Bard. God dammit.

Cute dog though, so I guess you alright.

Cooper Adams
Cooper Adams

I'm the better one though.

Xavier Taylor
Xavier Taylor

steam

Zachary Brooks
Zachary Brooks

Piggy! ♥
Thanks. I needed that. How have you been?

Asher Lewis
Asher Lewis

proof.

Lucas Lewis
Lucas Lewis

you bully I am useful
useful for putting a smile on your face and beiung generally adorable
you just dont like cute things

John White
John White

Who's Huuu?

#anonsagainstTuschi

Hudson Lewis
Hudson Lewis

I will probably never attend such a convention.

girl
Enkidu was a guy that looked like a girl that became one of Gilgamesh's wives.
No, I don't want you to use them because that feels like it's mean spirited towards you.

I have conflicting emotions right now.
I want to strangle you so badly but you're a freak that would enjoy that.

Sebastian Bell
Sebastian Bell

He is edgier than me though

Justin Roberts
Justin Roberts

TUSCHI
i like it

Dominic Gonzalez
Dominic Gonzalez

Who should I add to my final party?
(need a water type for waterfalls since my Gyrados NEEDS both hydro pump AND hyper beam)

Caleb Campbell
Caleb Campbell

Murder is actually posting about himself

Jackson Perry
Jackson Perry

Nonsense, I love cute things. Just like that dag.

Some edgelord, watch your fingers.

Ryder Parker
Ryder Parker

Hey, both sides win, huh?

Then again, being strangled by an ugly fuck like you?

No thanks.

Josiah Martinez
Josiah Martinez

The pants are the same color as the vomit coming out of my mouth right now

Kayden Adams
Kayden Adams

(You)

Joshua Scott
Joshua Scott

lapras

Easton Roberts
Easton Roberts

orihara doesnt find me cute

Nolan Williams
Nolan Williams

I don't think my hands could wrap around all of your chins either.

Carson Thomas
Carson Thomas

I don't particularly dislike him, though.

Christian Howard
Christian Howard

I agree with Bard

Joseph Williams
Joseph Williams

solid choice

Cooper Sullivan
Cooper Sullivan

pretty shitty. My first alcohol in 3 years.

Joseph Morales
Joseph Morales

Ohayo
Who's that?

What was the one you said shipped with gil?

Yes I subtly call him a butt on the low and he doesn't even notice.

Jayden Davis
Jayden Davis

I'm not even fat, though. You could wrap your hands nice and snug around my throat. I'd argue my throat is pretty slender, actually.

Noah Martin
Noah Martin

I'm a simple man, Bard.

Brody Collins
Brody Collins

Saber, Enkidu, and Kirei.
Saber's taken, Enkidu is a trap, and Kirei is a batshit crazy priest.

Thomas Cook
Thomas Cook

Pretty sure you don't have me added.
Just message me.

I love that song. lol

Give it a shot, love.

Benjamin Myers
Benjamin Myers

The Lord is my shepherd; I shall not want.
He maketh me to lie down in green pastures: he leadeth me to still waters.
He restoreth my soul: he leadeth me in the paths of righteousness for his name's sake.
Yea though I walk through the valley of the shadow of death, I will fear no evil: for thou art with me; thy rod and thy staff they comfort me.
Thou preparest a table before me in the presence of mine enemies: thou annointest my head with oil; my cup runneth over.
Surely goodness and mercy will shall follow me all the days of my life; and I will dwell in the house of the Lord forever.

Andrew Adams
Andrew Adams

so add me lady

Julian Martin
Julian Martin

Do you feel like it will be a problem?

Dominic Carter
Dominic Carter

What's your steam ID?

Carson Adams
Carson Adams

Seriously though, this person should off himself already

Dominic Rogers
Dominic Rogers

nah dawg

Zachary Cruz
Zachary Cruz

I am a useless failure

Alexander Sullivan
Alexander Sullivan

/GrimEchoes

Jordan Diaz
Jordan Diaz

Do you need some attention? Is that what this is?

Bentley Young
Bentley Young

lapras only available through trade
RIP

Angel Flores
Angel Flores

"anal safe toy still got swallowed up"

"swallowed up"

William Young
William Young

Shinobu and Kirino are more than enough anyway.
I can't handle a third avatar shipping with you.

Blake Gomez
Blake Gomez

Go as Saber and I'll go.

I just give you shit constantly so you actually start making progress, like with the exercise and studying. And coming out of the closet. And the fact you'll make it past a few more years.

Enkidu is a girl in some of the fan art, though, and one of the April Fools spinoffs where it's Gil's neighbor who's in love with him.

Cooper Murphy
Cooper Murphy

At least he's not dating your daughter.

Jace Kelly
Jace Kelly

playing on an emulator
not just cheating

Zachary Lee
Zachary Lee

not just cheating

Logan Hughes
Logan Hughes

Silence is death. If you speak, you die, and if you remain silent, you die. So speak and die.

Landon Davis
Landon Davis

Please please, you're important to me for your memes.

David Jenkins
David Jenkins

Tempting.
I don't want to get my hair cut and styled like that though.

Jace Collins
Jace Collins

Fair enough.

Evan Collins
Evan Collins

HAhahaaaaa, I don't know, I seriously can't study stuff. I'll take notes. But never study.

Coming out of the closet? What ever do you mean...? Why would I do that?

In all reality though, I think my mom did catch my crossdressing. Hm. Are you sure I shouldn't off myself in a few years?

Hudson Murphy
Hudson Murphy

Yeah, that'd be like a foot off and BANGS, which died in the 80s thankfully.

Jack Williams
Jack Williams

Damn, really makes you think huh...

Adam King
Adam King

nobody cares man

Anthony Hughes
Anthony Hughes

see

Brandon Carter
Brandon Carter

Let it go.

Hunter Torres
Hunter Torres

His sad obsession with a loser on the internet is VERY IMPORTANT

Brayden Jones
Brayden Jones

I genuinely cannot believe this is a real person.

mmmmmm~

Just friendzoned

Caleb Cook
Caleb Cook

He grows on you like a plague...

Ryan Nguyen
Ryan Nguyen

nah. not the alcohol.

Charles Martin
Charles Martin

I mean I'm not real either but nobody has noticed that yet
I even got a person to say that I am.

Chase Baker
Chase Baker

All the privilege in the world can't save them. How tragic.

Blake Morgan
Blake Morgan

You'll be in public schools instead of religious ones next year.
It's a small town, sure, but you'll probably find a little more freedom to find what you're after there.

Austin Gomez
Austin Gomez

Glad to hear it. It sounds like people are giving you a hard time again. Wish I could beat 'em up for you.

Luke Edwards
Luke Edwards

Sleep

Julian Gomez
Julian Gomez

Still calling everyone butts I see
that's the Lexi I like

Jaxson Hughes
Jaxson Hughes

Honestly though, how does a person like that go on living. I mean, someone has to say something to them, right?

Asher Hernandez
Asher Hernandez

noooooooo

Julian Long
Julian Long

tfw no xbone one onee san

Bentley Kelly
Bentley Kelly

...I. Should. Should I be insulted?

My main interests aren't getting dick damnit!

Jayden Sanchez
Jayden Sanchez

if it was me i wouwld kill myself

Sebastian Harris
Sebastian Harris

if you post cock, i'll feel 100 times better.

Alexander Jackson
Alexander Jackson

Cheating is an inalienable right. Businesses should not have control over what we do with our games.

Ethan Cook
Ethan Cook

I missed your posts Bard

Jeremiah Rodriguez
Jeremiah Rodriguez

It's not bad that I cheat in 90% of the games I play, right?

Angel Morgan
Angel Morgan

You were trying for that Asian bitch for like one whole day.
The rest of your time kind of has been you just trying to find dick.
You'll find you a nice guy in public schools. Just he might be a minority.

Eli Sanchez
Eli Sanchez

This is good enough right?

Nathaniel Moore
Nathaniel Moore

This is what the 2nd amendment is for

That's the one about videogames, right?

Hudson Smith
Hudson Smith

Would if I could, dear.

Henry Harris
Henry Harris

...Well, not true, it was maybe for like...a week...

AndI haven't been trying to find dick! Dick found me, faggot...

Wyatt Thomas
Wyatt Thomas

lies lies lies lies lies

Ryan Watson
Ryan Watson

Who are you, even

Justin Gray
Justin Gray

Hm? user knows me?

Brayden Bennett
Brayden Bennett

I'm trying to not talk about that shit for a while
please don't

Caleb Stewart
Caleb Stewart

not knowing MFF

How new

Dominic Harris
Dominic Harris

What, video games? Sorry for triggering you jeez

Wyatt Ramirez
Wyatt Ramirez

Modifying videogames can extend your motivation and interest in them. You're doing the right thing by opposing people who think you should be forced to use software the way _they_ want you to.

Matthew Russell
Matthew Russell

what are you making of your night, Mr. Fool?

David Jenkins
David Jenkins

post where trumps face should be.

smiles best nightmare...

Alexander Moore
Alexander Moore

I am not new anymore, come on...

Daniel Mitchell
Daniel Mitchell

Oh hey what's up man.

Long time no see.

Parker Gutierrez
Parker Gutierrez

You will always be new to me

Mason Sanchez
Mason Sanchez

well, ok, i'll only do it as long as she posts it first so i know what i'm getting into

Oliver Wood
Oliver Wood

Not knowing MFF is pretty new.

Hunter Bailey
Hunter Bailey

Asshole.

Christopher Hill
Christopher Hill

every shooter i get my hands on

good

Carson Stewart
Carson Stewart

Ban him!

Dominic Long
Dominic Long

The Bratwurst?

Caleb Rodriguez
Caleb Rodriguez

Maybe. But it's been nearly forever

Asher Parker
Asher Parker

It is a terrible human being I found on reddit

Kevin Rogers
Kevin Rogers

Way more than him, but, I guess he's a good example, sure.

Connor Diaz
Connor Diaz

You should PM them.

Levi Johnson
Levi Johnson

I am listening to a lecture titled The Human Crisis that was originally given by Albert Camus, but is being read by Viggo Mortensen.

Nothing is up. Who are you?

Angel Wright
Angel Wright

Oh god, no

Colton Scott
Colton Scott

Hehe. Everything's down with you, isn't it?

Null. I wouldn't be surprised if you forgot me. I'm not exactly a notable poster.

Samuel Baker
Samuel Baker

what is the topic?

Cooper Torres
Cooper Torres

Maybe you could get a piece-by-piece demonstration of their collection. That's just something that the world deserves to have.

Gavin Carter
Gavin Carter

worse than you
wew lad

John James
John James

Go for it.
Just make sure it isn't in like a seedy motel.

Jose Robinson
Jose Robinson

Don't be like that.

ooo
Tell me!

Ryder Lewis
Ryder Lewis

Make more caps of him and I'll post him.

Thomas Collins
Thomas Collins

Even edgier than me!

If only you could see how many posts he dedicated to anal stimulation...

Matthew Powell
Matthew Powell

...Well. I mean, hotels are fair game though, right?

Zachary Sullivan
Zachary Sullivan

Wrong edgy pic

Camden Hernandez
Camden Hernandez

Nothing is down either. I remember you.

The Human Crisis, man in revolt against the absurd.

We found ourselves in a collective tragedy where a sense of shared dignity was at stake. A communion among men that had to be defended and sustained. With that in mind we knew how to act and we learned that people, even in times of absolute moral degradation, can find sufficient values to guide their conduct.

Anthony Howard
Anthony Howard

You should avatar as this guy's internet history. Have you checked if he uses the name for any other sites?

Carter Morgan
Carter Morgan

That's classy as fuck.
At least make it a four star.

Anthony Brooks
Anthony Brooks

I know I know, I was just making a shitty joke.

And, huh. Well, that's cool then I guess.

How's things?

Samuel Scott
Samuel Scott

Calm down there newbie, you wouldn't want to upset us older posters

Gavin Peterson
Gavin Peterson

...I'm assuming you're being sarcastic.

But, yeah, of course I will.

Aaron Bennett
Aaron Bennett

Things are okay. I've been painting. And you?

Lincoln Fisher
Lincoln Fisher

WHAT IF THERE WAS ONLY ONE HUMAN THOUGH

Jackson Cruz
Jackson Cruz

yeah otherwise granpa 3-balls with slap some sense into ya imma right?

Michael Peterson
Michael Peterson

I just did this one last night. It's rather small.

Ryan Johnson
Ryan Johnson

Oh, hey, sudden question.

What are your thoughts on post-modern surrealism?

I've been. Flunking school. Pretty shameful things, actually. Nothing good, at least.

Nathaniel Brooks
Nathaniel Brooks

I'll bite.

What's it mean?

Xavier Roberts
Xavier Roberts

Where do they find more than one of those thingfs

Shit

Aiden Ortiz
Aiden Ortiz

I'll hit you with your own talking stick.

Shush you.

Noah Lopez
Noah Lopez

nooo

Easton Lee
Easton Lee

Pop Surrealism is utter garbage. Flunking school?

Tyler Anderson
Tyler Anderson

-smiles happily while sitting with his newly repaired computer under his blanket, cuddling it like a stuffed bear-

Cooper Sanchez
Cooper Sanchez

He got the 3rd one in 'Nam

Cut it right out of a Vietcong's nutsack as a trophy

Joseph Gutierrez
Joseph Gutierrez

Everything.

Aiden Cook
Aiden Cook

In retrospect, maybe you shouldn't have taken that dump right into the cooling fan, huh?

Carter Brooks
Carter Brooks

walking stick*

Nolan Sanders
Nolan Sanders

...I. See.

Yes. I failed a core class. This means I have not graduated up a grade. I am a Sophomore this upcoming year.

...At least put some effort into the explanation. that's the whole point of the abstract art, isn't it? Put some twigs on a canvas and explain its philosophical meaning to the viewees.

Or are you just fucking with me here.

Adam Thompson
Adam Thompson

You'll have to pry it from my cold, dead hands

Robert Cruz
Robert Cruz

-has treated his fan as nothing more than a brother, would never do such a thing- ;_;

Sebastian Jones
Sebastian Jones

I'm that bearded freak
or at least that's what I look like

Jace Cruz
Jace Cruz

Can't you take a make-up course during summer so that you can graduate on-schedule?

Nolan Morris
Nolan Morris

I've mentioned this to my parents. They simply really enjoy mentioning the fact that I'm a stupid fuck for flunking one class, and remind me that it was my attitude towards school that did this.

They honestly have no intention on solving the problem, really. So, honestly? I have no idea.

Adrian Smith
Adrian Smith

I imagine you saying that in a deep western accent.

Eli Hill
Eli Hill

Call somebody at your school about it and see what your options are, then have them call your parents as an intermediary.

Ryder Parker
Ryder Parker

Awful. Stop listening to them.

Zachary Hall
Zachary Hall

Why would you do that?

No, I'm not going o offer up any explanation. I feel neither the need nor the obligation to do so. The work stands on its own.

Owen Brooks
Owen Brooks

I dunno about deep, but I can do southern

Ethan Lewis
Ethan Lewis

May I hear it?

Oliver Smith
Oliver Smith

Lol no

Jayden Lopez
Jayden Lopez

The staff at that school hates me.

It's why I've failed English at all.

I had a B in that class, but the teacher only gave me 20% completion on my final that I did fully. I don't know, that school has always been shit to me. I once got a detention for sitting in a chair. I'm not even leaving any bits out.

I sat down in a chair. Teacher walks in. He literally says, "You know that's a detention, right?"

I say, "Uh, okay?"

And he tells me he's not joking.

For fuck's sake he wasn't joking.

They're just really mad that I did it right now. They'll be more reasonable weeks to come.

Motivation to prove myself to myself or anyone is lacking.

I feel like there's a layer of. Something. here. I'm not sure if I can describe it, but, I'm certain it's there.

Ian Mitchell
Ian Mitchell

Well I didn't even want to hear it. Calm down.

Thomas Jenkins
Thomas Jenkins

Yeah, people ask for people to do things they don't want all the time

Luke Clark
Luke Clark

hallo marshmallows

im back from work

super tired
what's up everyone?

Christian Foster
Christian Foster

You have no need to prove yourself, you owe nothing to anyone, not even yourself.

If you just stop thinking about it then you'd have no problem understanding it. You don't look at a field of flowers and wonder what it means.

Jacob Butler
Jacob Butler

It's just asking out of curiosity.

Ryan Martin
Ryan Martin

not csgo hold medals

Angel Reyes
Angel Reyes

I was trying to breed a male Nidoran with Sucker Punch and good IVs for like 2 hours before getting frustrated and giving up

Henry Powell
Henry Powell

If you have legitimate concerns about unfair treatment, take them up first with the teacher, and if you are unable to come to a mutually satisfactory resolution, ask the teacher who the next person up the chain is, and so on and so forth. As for the summer school thing, it does not matter if the teachers or counselors hate you, this is literally their jobs, ask them to help you and they do have to do it so long as you're going through the proper channels.

Jordan Barnes
Jordan Barnes

Go to bed

Brody Murphy
Brody Murphy

You know what they say, curiosity killed the new poster

Zachary Young
Zachary Young

you mean gold medals?

and why not

I could help you with your breeding if you want~♥

but I just got home :c

Tyler Anderson
Tyler Anderson

Oh man, finding their fucking weirdo made my night. Goodnight everyone!

Joseph Scott
Joseph Scott

yes
well obviously i cannot type very well tonight
plus no help

Nathaniel Fisher
Nathaniel Fisher

New posters have nine lives.

Brandon Miller
Brandon Miller

Oh, you own a Pokemon game for the 3DS?

Does this even make sense in this context?

Bentley Butler
Bentley Butler

Then don't lie to us and say you're tired! Shitpost on.

Adrian Morris
Adrian Morris

They actually have no lives, considering they're posters

Nicholas Thompson
Nicholas Thompson

I just want to be fucked while wearing girls clothes
is that too much to ask?

Ayden Thompson
Ayden Thompson

I do, actually. So my parents die happy.

It is literally human nature to rationalize. Our brain is built to do it. There is no "stop thinking about it", there is only thinking about it a certain way. The only gimmick here is that you leave the piece up to people's interpretation, as a flower field leaves its meaning up to the viewer, I guess. We look for meaning in everything.

Gavin White
Gavin White

Zingo

Grayson Murphy
Grayson Murphy

wot

Nicholas Evans
Nicholas Evans

Perhaps, have you tried yet?

Bazinga

Jayden Myers
Jayden Myers

he's going to put a skirt on and you're going to bend him over and fuck him

Hudson Brown
Hudson Brown

would you rather put on the skirt and get bent over?

Aiden Perry
Aiden Perry

Nobody's wearing a skirt. Enough with the skirt.

Joseph Long
Joseph Long

oh so you're open about it then? how sweet

Aiden Wright
Aiden Wright

You can't know that.

Robert Bailey
Robert Bailey

That's real fuckin gay'o.

Elijah Scott
Elijah Scott

Would you wanna bet against me?

Christian Young
Christian Young

Kanra?

Isaiah Williams
Isaiah Williams

You don't owe them anything and they don't owe you anything.

There is no inherent meaning to anything, only what it is you try to give it. If I were to proffer up some meaning to my work it could easily be dismissed just as any meaning could be dismissed.

Zachary Evans
Zachary Evans

there are tons of workshop maps that help you get each achievement so you can get the gold medals

uh

no

I have diamond....and yellow

I'm tired but my desire to talk with you fine folks is overpowering it

Jonathan Myers
Jonathan Myers

If you give me an hour and skirt money, and the bet is for a million bucks, then yes.

Levi Fisher
Levi Fisher

rekt

Lucas Moore
Lucas Moore

I owe them happiness. They've been through enough.

I agree with that, and yes, you're absolutely correct.

So. That begs the question. Why did you make it?

James Garcia
James Garcia

For you, baby? I'll be anyone.

No.

How cute. I'm sorry your mind is so warped that you want to talk with us.

Julian Wright
Julian Wright

WELL THEN HOW THE FUCK WILL YOU HELP ME WITH BREEDING??!??!?!?!!!?!?!??

Jacob Brooks
Jacob Brooks

workshop maps
now why would the goals work on non official maps all of a sudden?

hmpf

Dylan Stewart
Dylan Stewart

HE'S GONNA PUT ON THE SKIRT AND HIS LITTLE TAIL AND YOU'RE GONNA SUCK HIM OFF.

HAPPY?

Caleb Morgan
Caleb Morgan

Oh my fucking god your edgy shit Izaya.

I seriously want to fucking kick you.

Cameron Rivera
Cameron Rivera

So what if they have? My parents have been through a lot, I love them both and would do anything for them, but not because I feel that I owe them.

I made it because I needed to. I need to work, I need to create the paintings that I create.

Caleb Phillips
Caleb Phillips

Are you getting gayer?

Aaron Wood
Aaron Wood

Well I never, how crass

Jonathan Ortiz
Jonathan Ortiz

I can't be perfect, friendo.

That face is familiarly gay.

Keep crying on the internet, my friend. Surely something will happen eventually.

Gabriel Mitchell
Gabriel Mitchell

It seems to be a theme with people with that avatar.

Mason Smith
Mason Smith

He just wants to be fucked while wearing girls clothes

Jackson Stewart
Jackson Stewart

With an avatar like that, it shouldn't be a surprise.

Brody Nelson
Brody Nelson

whats up with that lol
i mean the character is a dick

Christian Rivera
Christian Rivera

They need something to show them that what they did in life was at least worthwhile.

So, you made it, simply for the fact that you think to yourself that you need to? Why do you need to?

MY FRIEND

HOLY SHIT I'M FUCKING LIVID RIGHT NOW.

Sebastian Sullivan
Sebastian Sullivan

Isn't that a little flamboyant?

Nothing wrong with being a jackass retard on the internet.

You must be real fun at parties.

Brandon Powell
Brandon Powell

It would sure seem so

Parker Myers
Parker Myers

IT'S FUNNY YOU SAY THAT, BECAUSE I'M PRETTY SURE YOU'D BE THE BROODING FAG BY THE PUNCH BOWL SHITTING THEMSELVES EVERY TIME A GIRL SHOWS UP.

Julian Morales
Julian Morales

That is entirely up to them to discover, each one of us has to discover their own meaning.

I don't think I had to, I had to. It's very simple. I am compelled by a force beyond my control to produce these things.

Robert Parker
Robert Parker

If someone really wants that kind of social experience, sure. Don't wonder why people don't enjoy talking to you.

Hudson Thomas
Hudson Thomas

You sound like you may have a mental issue.

I mean normally I shit-talk people but I mean it.

Reminds me of that musical composer who believed that his music would summon the end of times.

He died mysteriously before finishing his most extravagant, end-of-times-bringing piece.

Brandon Brooks
Brandon Brooks

I still don't see the problem with being corrupt. If you can get away with it and get paid then by all means fuck over everyone you know.

Jackson Perez
Jackson Perez

it's not warped to like people!

I like people, okay!

humans should love each other! c:

by kissing you gently before we do lewd stuff

beats me, but I have every achievement except for the King of the hill type achievement with thousands of demolition wins

I've got all gold medals but one because I downloaded workshop maps and played offline with bots

it disables achievements if you play offline with bots (WITH NO bots)

Lucas Phillips
Lucas Phillips

HAVE YOU NO MORALLS

Jackson Gomez
Jackson Gomez

But that won't help me become a Pokemon master

Matthew Rodriguez
Matthew Rodriguez

You should write a book. The morally bankrupt guide to making comments out of left field.

Sebastian Williams
Sebastian Williams

It's okay, I can help ;^)

Oh I sure feel bad about what some retard over the internet says to me.

It's the internet man, I'm bored. What do you expect?

I like people, but people are pretty retarded sometimes.

Tyler Fisher
Tyler Fisher

well certainly by all means

Zachary Carter
Zachary Carter

It's easier to get away with a lot of things once you've created a social dependency on the majority. At least that's how some forms of corruption work.

James Cooper
James Cooper

"I like people, but people are rpetty retarded sometimes"

HOW FUCKING OLD ARE YOU DUDE?

12? I SAID THAT SHIT WHEN I WAS TWELVE.

I MEAN YEAH IT MUST HURT BEING FORCE FED THE TRUTH.

Angel Turner
Angel Turner

achievements
I meant for the operation, I have every single achievement on two accounts and closing in on three

I have some.

lol

SOON

John Cooper
John Cooper

The whole thing you're doing has been done before. People just ignore it. So be bored all you want.

Benjamin Phillips
Benjamin Phillips

It's already happening. Look at Facebook, Twitter, Google and Microsoft's numerous examples.

Liam Martinez
Liam Martinez

What are we gonna do on the thread

Well, one day, when you grow up an have an adult job where people think they're smarter than you because they googled something, you'll understand.

I mean, no ones said anything interesting for me to have input on yet so

Blake Scott
Blake Scott

Hahahahhahahahahah I already fucking deal with that you shithead. I understand more than you, obviously.

Seriously don't act like you're more mature than me, you're not.

Dylan Martin
Dylan Martin

And like a coiled spring you will jump on the chance at causing drama and chaos because it entertains you etc.

Anthony Gutierrez
Anthony Gutierrez

I am compelled by a force beyond my control to produce these things.
Usually when you have feelings of diarrhea, you drink some pepto bismal, not memorialize it.

Luis Ramirez
Luis Ramirez

Fucking gold.

Hudson Rivera
Hudson Rivera

No, no it won't♥

mmhm, I deal with a lot of drunk retards at work that are probably just as retarded when sober

okay maybe not but I still hate all of them

oh....you were bebop....and talking about wildfire gold COIN

it's not medal, but coin

now everything makes sense

sorry I've been working a lot and I'm bad friend you can hate me forever now

Cooper White
Cooper White

elves are quicck to recognize lewdness

Noah Bennett
Noah Bennett

You're the one that stated you're failing classes. I've got an actual career. I'm not claiming to be more mature than you.

Only because Huuu is clearly asking for it by getting upset over nothing.

It's the worst at work, really. Just trying to do my job, and don't need them breaking more things than they already have.

Lincoln Gutierrez
Lincoln Gutierrez

So you're saying you won't help me become the very best, like no one ever was?

Jaxson Hall
Jaxson Hall

coin
medal
they look the same to me

I'm going shooting tomorrow with my sister and her fiance and I'm going to kms now thnx

Lincoln Davis
Lincoln Davis

Riight.

Kevin Martinez
Kevin Martinez

Correction.

A class.

I've got a job as well, you know. And with that attitude you might as well be mr "I put my pinky up" over here.

Andrew Gomez
Andrew Gomez

Well that's good on you, of course. It's just quite the pain dealing with people who break shit making my job more difficult constantly.

In my defense, he is the only one I've been fucking with that doesn't realize I'm joking.

Hunter Sanchez
Hunter Sanchez

You just don't get it, maaan.

Jayden Williams
Jayden Williams

That doesn't mean you can make fucking shitty edgy comments millennials make like me.

Colton Lopez
Colton Lopez

My mental composure is adequate. I'm not talking about some doomsday prophecy or anything like that.

If that were the case then you wouldn't be posting.

Jeremiah Carter
Jeremiah Carter

Well maybe if you said something of value other than "Captain Fuckface" we'd have a decent conversation going.

In my opinion everyone here is the exact same, including myself, and when you try to act higher, I find it ridiculous.

Chase Brooks
Chase Brooks

That is true, but it's pretty obvious nothing besides your weird OCD is making you produce these things.

Hahahhaha, what? AN actual conversation? With you? I'd rather blow my brains out.

There are shittier shitters in this shithole bud. We're not all the same. Saying that also makes me fucking cringe holy jesus why is everything you say so utterly edgy and retarded.

Kevin Anderson
Kevin Anderson

You're the one on the internet trying to act special, man.

Brandon Foster
Brandon Foster

Being interesting isn't special, man.

You know lots of interesting people, don't you? And so do they. Being interesting is a plus, but it doesn't make you special.

Levi Watson
Levi Watson

kek some lady was being a bitch to one of our valet guys and threw her ticket at him

she was mad that we couldn't start her car and "it was obviously our fault for leaving the lights on and killing the battery"

well it wasn't the battery, couldn't jump it.
keyfob was dead and it took like 2 hours for her to leave huehuehue :^)

Luis Ward
Luis Ward

please don't talk like that you're making me worried and sad

Parker Thomas
Parker Thomas

nitey nite

Adrian Evans
Adrian Evans

the best at fugging, maybe

Jaxson Morris
Jaxson Morris

I don't get it.

Justin Morgan
Justin Morgan

Goodnight.

Thomas Perez
Thomas Perez

You're not being interesting, you're being an arrogant cunt. There's a difference, believe it or not.

Lmfao. That sounds amazing. Gotta love when they blame you for things they did.

We had a guy put in a ticket today for his monitors not working. Mind you, I'm a network guy. This ticket said "Monitors worked for whole year until I unplugged them and they stopped working"

I get down there, and I shit you not. They are still unplugged.

Luke Bailey
Luke Bailey

Guess you don't know me enough if you worry when I say such things.

Christian Rogers
Christian Rogers

Night.

James Diaz
James Diaz

I'm being an arrogant cunt because I feel like it. Doesn't mean I can't be interesting, cpt. Fuckface.

Easton Moore
Easton Moore

Well that's not even a little related to Pokemon, but I'll bite literally ;)

Bed

Carson Roberts
Carson Roberts

Hey.

Was there another influx of new people?

Colton Harris
Colton Harris

My obsessiveness comes as a result of this, it's merely a by product. You can choose to believe what you want, that is your prerogative. But as for me, I simply know that this compulsion to paint, this overwhelming need I have, is not within my control nor is it something within my me. It's like what George Marsh said about his drumming. "It's not really me that's coming- The music's coming through me."

Adrian Cox
Adrian Cox

No.

Ryan Collins
Ryan Collins

Izaya's some faggot who's all "I'm actually an oldfag, I'M JUST SO UNDERGROUND YOU NEVER HEARD OF ME".

Jose Phillips
Jose Phillips

And I can shitpost if I feel like it. So why waste your time with my comments unless you have something interesting to say?

Only me, probably.

I mean, there are a couple of people here that know me. I was never on Holla Forums though. Just old /b/

Thomas Kelly
Thomas Kelly

lol

Josiah Rodriguez
Josiah Rodriguez

nice meme

Nolan Peterson
Nolan Peterson

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Josiah Turner
Josiah Turner

You don't get a lot of things.

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