A thread for people comfortable with the fact they were born with a penis

Elijah Walker
Elijah Walker

A thread for people comfortable with the fact they were born with a penis.

All urls found in this thread:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YRPHl1DIed4
https://archive.org/details/KmartOctober1989
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9FcU516zHnE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cQ_fc6jMDcE
http://store.steampowered.com/app/440/
http://puu.sh/koWQ9/2128b57223.JPG
http://puu.sh/nXLkr/092223238d.jpg
Camden Perry
Camden Perry

who says I have to be uncomfortable with my dick just cause I'm a tranny?

Christian Russell
Christian Russell

FINALLY
A THREAD FOR ME

Jacob White
Jacob White

Cool

Jason Carter
Jason Carter

Because "girls" having a dick is so normal, right?

Parker Sanchez
Parker Sanchez

I'm a girl with a penis and thats okay.

Daniel Thomas
Daniel Thomas

Pumping Iron is on Netflix

Oh boy

Camden Young
Camden Young

ALMIGHTY JESUS OF CHRIST

I WILL INHERIT THE EARTH

Aiden Long
Aiden Long

hello colbert

Gabriel Jones
Gabriel Jones

not watching the sequel with female beefcakes

Eli Bennett
Eli Bennett

Howdy strange

Grayson Miller
Grayson Miller

im boo
your best friend
im here to strengthen pack relations

Nicholas Kelly
Nicholas Kelly

+t

The what now?

Luis Mitchell
Luis Mitchell

The what huh?

Kevin Johnson
Kevin Johnson

The word "pumping" will forever be sexual in my mind.

Angel Watson
Angel Watson

WAIT IS THAT MAH COLBERT?

Joshua Lopez
Joshua Lopez

There was a sequel in the 80s.
Featuring women.

Landon Williams
Landon Williams

Pumping gas...

Joshua Brown
Joshua Brown

Pumping ass

Hudson Robinson
Hudson Robinson

everyone needs allies in these dark times
even shitposters
you are my greatest ally colbert

where is THE FOLDER

Nathaniel Miller
Nathaniel Miller

I can see how pumping a gassy ass would turn you on.

Luke Reyes
Luke Reyes

Affirmative

Sounds... well, terrible

Kevin Gray
Kevin Gray

based ethy

James Miller
James Miller

How am I your ally? When did this happen?

Mason Parker
Mason Parker

My C: drive.

When everybody else turned him down.

Matthew Ross
Matthew Ross

The girl he posted at least looked somewhat like a girl.
Even thought that dyke probably munches more carpet than the threads combined.

Evan Sanchez
Evan Sanchez

you seem like a guy like me who just goes with the flow

so i figured i could just infer it to better our survival in the threads

we buddies?

Jose Williams
Jose Williams

That part sounds gross but pumping a butt doesn't.

Brayden Thompson
Brayden Thompson

IT IS NEVER OVER

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YRPHl1DIed4

Landon Sullivan
Landon Sullivan

tsuchi all you do all day is post pictures of my waifus in bad angles

Robert Baker
Robert Baker

You never know until you've tried.

Samuel Morgan
Samuel Morgan

Oh, that would make sense

I guess you could say that

Until the end of time

Bentley Ramirez
Bentley Ramirez

quit teasing me kaybe
do this for me

Austin Watson
Austin Watson

I have a headache.

Xavier Ramirez
Xavier Ramirez

Get just like the most basic of standards.

Jackson Gray
Jackson Gray

Its Suicide Season

Brandon Phillips
Brandon Phillips

I can go without trying.

Jackson Thomas
Jackson Thomas

What the fuck are they wearing?

Samuel Brown
Samuel Brown

whatever
i can always fap later
do it when youre feeling better buddy

minami isnt even my waifu
i dropped him for more time with kanra
try elma maybe

Sebastian Ross
Sebastian Ross

That is a funny picture.

Typical. What a prude.

Tyler Kelly
Tyler Kelly

The female beefcakes just make my penis somehow go more flaccid.

Zachary Morris
Zachary Morris

how am i even still alive right now

for someone with a resting heart rate usually around 55bpm, yesterday i topped 160

Joseph Bell
Joseph Bell

I can post male beefcakes if you'd prefer.

Samuel Stewart
Samuel Stewart

I'd rather be a prude than crude.

Thomas Morgan
Thomas Morgan

That black dude looks so lost

Xavier Robinson
Xavier Robinson

That would be even worse.
It's like one of those things where you can see that the girl was probably attractive when just barely toned up.
Then just kept going way too far and are firmly in the "eugh" territory.

Zachary Jackson
Zachary Jackson

me in the back

Isaiah Morales
Isaiah Morales

took my computer apart, dusted it quickly, then troubleshooted why my HDD wasn't working

got that sorted out, then proceeded to dust my room at 3am

was standing on my balcony shaking out a dusty rag in my boxers at 3am

kek

Henry Edwards
Henry Edwards

DIDNT READ LOL

Brandon Perry
Brandon Perry

160 is not goooood, but you'll be okay

I think I've hit 183 before in spin class

Robert Taylor
Robert Taylor

If tells me "you act air headed"
Is that not an insult?

Adam Cox
Adam Cox

Why are you lost, Boo?

Alexander Wilson
Alexander Wilson

it was 160 at rest, lol

snorting MDMA the sertraline

Thomas Young
Thomas Young

then*

Luis Gray
Luis Gray

nope
its a good thing
girls who arent air-headed turn into egocentric bitches who can never be happy

Ian Turner
Ian Turner

yeah I knew what you meant

figured it was from drugs

since you do drugs a lot

Jayden Jenkins
Jayden Jenkins

hey erin you do anything worthy enough to be talked about besides drugs

because from your posting history it doesnt seem like it

Ian Howard
Ian Howard

God I love The Running Man

Camden Diaz
Camden Diaz

You also have to remember that air doesn't float, so you can't tie a string around their neck like a balloon, they'll just sink to the ground.

Austin Jackson
Austin Jackson

i don't do a lot any more :/

Jacob Nelson
Jacob Nelson

Movie or book?

Nathaniel Cox
Nathaniel Cox

uh huh................

Henry Rivera
Henry Rivera

even now

Mason Price
Mason Price

The book doesn't have Arnie

Owen Hughes
Owen Hughes

high on drugs

I don't do a lot of drugs anymore

Juan Collins
Juan Collins

Seems normal

Gavin Brown
Gavin Brown

Oh, does that Pumping Iron movie have Arnie too?

John Jenkins
John Jenkins

gee thanks...

Luis Nguyen
Luis Nguyen

Its tactical.

Dominic Kelly
Dominic Kelly

DO DRUGS

Grayson Smith
Grayson Smith

Speaking of drugs. Hi lexi

Ian Moore
Ian Moore

The movie is almost entirely about him

John Turner
John Turner

Never seen it.

Gabriel Jenkins
Gabriel Jenkins

At least post better guys

Nicholas Fisher
Nicholas Fisher

it's rly high for me

like double what it should be

Carson Jenkins
Carson Jenkins

What kinds of guys would those be

Cameron Carter
Cameron Carter

wahhh post better content

i'm too boring to bring anything interesting to the table

Samuel Young
Samuel Young

For shame.

Kayden Torres
Kayden Torres

oh wait I'm guilty of this 24/7

/meme

Blake Bell
Blake Bell

I guess I could ask my brother for his Netflix to watch it.

Evan Hernandez
Evan Hernandez

YOU ARE A KNOWN EARTHWORM BOY.

Justin Bell
Justin Bell

i will not recover

Carson White
Carson White

Nezi post dick
Colbert; Arnie's movie looks ace. Cumming.
Blue Moon; Why so blue
Erin; are you seeing the 4th dimension?

Dominic Cook
Dominic Cook

Watch it, it'll be as satisfying as cumming is

Brayden Hernandez
Brayden Hernandez

i'm seeing regrets

Oliver Long
Oliver Long

WAR GOD.

RIFK HUG AND ;OVE HAIKUS

Juan Hughes
Juan Hughes

I'm getting the feeling of cumming at home, I'm getting the feeling of cumming in the gym

Blake Walker
Blake Walker

tfw you have no cards and blizzard nerfed early game mage-builds into the fucking ground

Charles Robinson
Charles Robinson

I don't know, that's just what color they wanted the ice cream I guess.

As satisfying as a rug burn? I can't wait.

Parker Hughes
Parker Hughes

Is that the real proto?

Caleb Miller
Caleb Miller

my penis is inadequate, as am I

Blake Wright
Blake Wright

You and dorito both at this point, I thiink. He is probably wallowing right now lol.

The feeling of lifting.

Thomas Walker
Thomas Walker

masculine men

Evan Garcia
Evan Garcia

men

Benjamin Gonzalez
Benjamin Gonzalez

boo is in his element with the manly men

Well. Is it blue? that is weird

a pee pee is a pee pee.

Evan Ross
Evan Ross

You can't please everybody. Or even anybody.

It is quite blue. Tastes good though.

Blake Gutierrez
Blake Gutierrez

this is tolerable
kinda gay though dont you think mate

but im a man
how's this relationship gonna be great if thats the case

Nolan Scott
Nolan Scott

just had de ja vu. the matrix is changing something. brb breakfast

Is it.... like... blueberries? or bubblegum? sounds weird as fugg.

Jordan Long
Jordan Long

Thats better

Nicholas Barnes
Nicholas Barnes

Ugh, fine.

It's marshmallowy, but with something else that I can't think of a good way to describe.

Michael Jones
Michael Jones

ban why did zoe go away

Jace Bailey
Jace Bailey

feminine benis required

Aiden Cruz
Aiden Cruz

just give me your whole c: drive
your folders could have me fap for years

Jaxson Hill
Jaxson Hill

I'm going to order a hard drive in a few days to back stuff up, maybe I'll get around to putting some stuff on an upload site.

Jayden Richardson
Jayden Richardson

I told them they aren't allowed to post.

Carson Torres
Carson Torres

Nice poz party

John Lee
John Lee

ban pls this meme has already run its course

Justin Morris
Justin Morris

I hate memes.

Sebastian Smith
Sebastian Smith

https://archive.org/details/KmartOctober1989

Camden Miller
Camden Miller

i hope this isnt true
id hate to lose a cutie like you to women

pls do
its a grand collection

Michael Smith
Michael Smith

*pukes*

Tyler Myers
Tyler Myers

oh yeah then why do you keep posting them,?

Ethan Fisher
Ethan Fisher

Cool.

I paid way more than a grand for it. In opportunity cost, anyway.

Sexual_Prowess.webm

Hudson Fisher
Hudson Fisher

I don't though

Ethan Jenkins
Ethan Jenkins

Caleb Mitchell
Caleb Mitchell

you do too

Ryan Johnson
Ryan Johnson

where

r

proofs?

Isaac Ortiz
Isaac Ortiz

Fuck this card straight to heck.

Fuck hunters.

Fuck blizzard for nerfing the only viable starting-game mage build

fuck matchmaking for putting me up against people with several legendaries in their deck when I have almost literally nothing.

fuck hearthstone.

Henry Bennett
Henry Bennett

~

Aaron Cruz
Aaron Cruz

fuck hearthstone

Yeah, duh.

Jonathan Peterson
Jonathan Peterson

u didnt tell zoe to stop posting and he stopped

Adam Gonzalez
Adam Gonzalez

Sluts

Jackson Cox
Jackson Cox

I don't know why I bother with games based entirely on RNG (fuck enter the gungeon too) when I have the worst RNG luck in existence

in this one game I played a long time ago there was some automatic process that had a 40% success rate and out of 180 iterations it won 4 times so I guess god just hates me for being a tranny

Liam Martinez
Liam Martinez

can we change the dumping direction to real grils finally

Christopher Williams
Christopher Williams

what

Cameron Lopez
Cameron Lopez

Just play something more skill-based like Russian Roulette.

If you want to be all "full circle" about it, I guess.

Caleb Ross
Caleb Ross

WAOW that face
that booty
do you have a name on this goddess

Nathaniel Howard
Nathaniel Howard

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9FcU516zHnE

Matthew Phillips
Matthew Phillips

goddess
That's a dude, brotato.

David Allen
David Allen

fuck
its original post has no source
kill me

Jose Brooks
Jose Brooks

Judging by the liver spots on the hand, that's like a 40 year old dude pounding him.

Eli Foster
Eli Foster

don't worry, I'll only post real girls wink

Samuel Adams
Samuel Adams

i want to be that 40 year old dude

Asher Campbell
Asher Campbell

Just circular tumblr, 7chan, Holla Forums, and 4chan archived posts. No cigar.

Landon Phillips
Landon Phillips

why do i feel like you are lying to me, gooby

Chase Robinson
Chase Robinson

would I lie to you? :3

Michael Ross
Michael Ross

vaginas > penis

Jack Morgan
Jack Morgan

the op of this thread is great

Ryder Nelson
Ryder Nelson

Probably, it is the internet.

Christopher Sullivan
Christopher Sullivan

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cQ_fc6jMDcE

kanra hello

Camden Walker
Camden Walker

what's up guys

Sebastian Lewis
Sebastian Lewis

boipussy > roast beef

Camden Perez
Camden Perez

I'm comfortable with my penis

and happy I don't have a vagina

darn, you caught me!

Easton Turner
Easton Turner

do you have a name

Parker White
Parker White

EV training my Snorlax

Alexander Garcia
Alexander Garcia

Dude I keep getting random boners more and more often now. It's kinda awkward. What should I do?

Nathan Sanchez
Nathan Sanchez

Yeah but then you're left either sucking a dick or eating out an ass and that's disgusting.

Oliver Perry
Oliver Perry

Clearly cutting your penis off is the only feasible solution

Brayden James
Brayden James

Chastity I guess.

Charles Ward
Charles Ward

wanting to eat smelly roast beef

Dylan Rodriguez
Dylan Rodriguez

Then why do you do this to penis

Cut it off

Sounds pretty awful

Carter Evans
Carter Evans

not wanting to go down on a 10/10 qt3.14 girl

NOPE. No can do.

Never.

Kanra no.

Cameron Collins
Cameron Collins

It's our job to stop the homosexual agenda.

Kayden Ward
Kayden Ward

based tp

Owen Jackson
Owen Jackson

Then suffer

Mason Green
Mason Green

Nothing can stop the Homogay Agenda. It's a disease.

Sorry, you're out of options my friend.

Cameron Taylor
Cameron Taylor

asdasd

Jordan Phillips
Jordan Phillips

Use your words

Jaxson Bailey
Jaxson Bailey

I am actively trying to spread and increas the Homosexual Agenda.
HeteroNormies are the past.

Benjamin Reyes
Benjamin Reyes

Jaish al-Fatah have taken over Khalasah in southern Aleppo.

Christopher Green
Christopher Green

tp
Kind of offended.

Jace Torres
Jace Torres

tps probably better than you tbh
hes better than the average user

Aiden Murphy
Aiden Murphy

That's better.

Dylan Hall
Dylan Hall

yes, it's stephen

do what?

Grayson Peterson
Grayson Peterson

I don't fuck dogs.

Christian Butler
Christian Butler

I try to be

Joseph Foster
Joseph Foster

is that a poster?
0 results on tineye

youre thinking of squash

Ethan Morris
Ethan Morris

TP used to like babysit dogs all day long.
So everyone just assumes he fucks dogs.

Connor Wilson
Connor Wilson

Destroy it, ofc

TP sounds like the name of someone who fucks dogs

Cameron Reyes
Cameron Reyes

Time for work.
Have a nice day lovelies♥

Michael Price
Michael Price

werkze

Parker Turner
Parker Turner

I want Overwatch but I want to not spend moni!11!!

Luis James
Luis James

I would never destroy my penis, what are you going on about

byeu c:

Jose Torres
Jose Torres

So what you're really saying is you don't want Overwatch.

You are destroying other Peni by posting Peni

Liam Thompson
Liam Thompson

spend bitches
get moni

Joshua Stewart
Joshua Stewart

That is one ugly man butt.

Caleb Adams
Caleb Adams

ive never heard of this

James Thompson
James Thompson

Even the ancients had heard of TPs proclivities.

Michael Myers
Michael Myers

Even the ancients had heard of and immortalized TPs proclivities.

Evan Gutierrez
Evan Gutierrez

Thank you for that Holla Forums

Connor Jones
Connor Jones

I want it!

I want it for under 30 EUR

Aaron Campbell
Aaron Campbell

http://store.steampowered.com/app/440/

Owen Gutierrez
Owen Gutierrez

yeaaaaaahhhhhhhhh......that's not how it works

Adrian Morgan
Adrian Morgan

40USD is nothing, man.

10/10 meme

Don't act like you know how penis works

Eli Powell
Eli Powell

10/10 meme
Overwatch is literally TF2 with ult abilities.

Landon Foster
Landon Foster

And tits.
And ass.

Jack Fisher
Jack Fisher

It's a masterpiece

Ryder Green
Ryder Green

I mean, I legit laughed. It was a good joke. But there are enough differences between the two games. Granted, not $40 worth of differences.

Dominic Murphy
Dominic Murphy

not Nezi

Luke Taylor
Luke Taylor

LMAO

Jaxon Turner
Jaxon Turner

Snorlax isn't THAT fat

Joseph Morales
Joseph Morales

notch is really been at it lately

David Perry
David Perry

again, fat shaming = stress eating = more fat

at least for me

Ian Torres
Ian Torres

GORGE PIGGY
FEAST

Luis Miller
Luis Miller

Maybe if you hadn't gotten fat in the first place there wouldn't be a problem.

Hudson Jackson
Hudson Jackson

You could always try not caring about what people say about you on the internet, or use it as an excuse to force yourself to lose weight.

Nathan Edwards
Nathan Edwards

Calm down you're not even fat

Owen Cox
Owen Cox

That's just gross.
The image that is.

Aaron Barnes
Aaron Barnes

wow this place still isn't dead
how depressing

Landon Myers
Landon Myers

Shut up, Grimmy.

Logan Sanchez
Logan Sanchez

Everything always is.

Lincoln Russell
Lincoln Russell

oh i bet it is
amazing deduction skills user

Jackson Perry
Jackson Perry

I gained weight from depression/stress
had someone do something really shitty to me at the same time that I was being overwhelmed from school (taking too many hard classes in one semester)

I lost weight again

but I'll never be happy with my weight....

I'm emotional, sorry

can't help it

i disagree

Aiden Lewis
Aiden Lewis

You're not fat you shit, stop

Josiah Adams
Josiah Adams

What was the shitty thing? Dish.

Ryan Harris
Ryan Harris

arent you enjoying the show, friend?

Landon Collins
Landon Collins

I think the best thing you can do is just stop bitching about weight and just realize everyone makes fun of everyone here.

Nolan Gomez
Nolan Gomez

That's not depressing

Landon Rogers
Landon Rogers

Sounds like a bunch of excuses. You can do it. Anyone can.

Or maybe what said, I have no idea.

John Clark
John Clark

every time i return everyone always assumes i'm some nig nog they know

well aren't you chipper

it is when you know why people come here

Camden Price
Camden Price

ps i am not some nignog you know

Nathaniel Rivera
Nathaniel Rivera

It's not the same reason for everyone

Oliver Hall
Oliver Hall

That's why they call me the wood chipper. At least I think that's why...

Caleb Kelly
Caleb Kelly

but they're pretty much all depressing

same

Jack White
Jack White

Not really
You know them
And even then, that's a weird idea of depressing

Ayden Wood
Ayden Wood

*don't know

Jonathan Walker
Jonathan Walker

Maybe he's right. Maybe we're sad and we just don't know it yet.

Liam Garcia
Liam Garcia

the people here are lonely
or the people here are purposeless
the people i've seen leave all left for the same reasons
they no longer needed this place

Isaiah Nelson
Isaiah Nelson

I HAVENT HAD ANY IN ALMOST A YEAR THIS TASTES LIKE FUCKING MAGIC

Jack Martin
Jack Martin

Don't forget lonely and purposeless

Brandon Powell
Brandon Powell

Please spoiler if you're going to post yourself.

Jack Gomez
Jack Gomez

They're pretty good.

He's got me pegged, I don't know about you. Maybe it's the second coming or something.

Jordan Gomez
Jordan Gomez

I'm a newfag on Holla Forums and don't know how to spoiler images

Hudson Bennett
Hudson Bennett

You must be a genius of some sorts, figuring that out all on your own.
How are you named swedish fish if you haven't had them in a year you fucking commie

Nathaniel Wood
Nathaniel Wood

I have been poor/haven't lived near anywhere that they can be bought. they are surprisingly difficult to find in some places

Julian Powell
Julian Powell

Is that you?

Leo Reed
Leo Reed

show post options and limits, check spoiler box
not really any reason to though

Brandon Bailey
Brandon Bailey

also

Asher Clark
Asher Clark

I don't wanna talk about it honestly

I'm over it

;w;

you can do it

I know how to lose weight, and I want to

I will start losing weight again at some point

Jonathan Lee
Jonathan Lee

But I want to know what made your soul fat.

Jaxon Cook
Jaxon Cook

Oh jeeze, you don't even look fat if that pic is you. Don't put yourself down like that, damn.

Gabriel Evans
Gabriel Evans

That isn't him.

Nathan Edwards
Nathan Edwards

i think it is actually

Noah Ortiz
Noah Ortiz

that's not what made me have anorexia or whatever

I've just always hated my body as long as I can remember

I just gained weight from that incident and then had to work hard to lose it

not me

this is me
http://puu.sh/koWQ9/2128b57223.JPG

Isaac Bailey
Isaac Bailey

compared to you I am landwhale

Tyler Taylor
Tyler Taylor

yeah that would be sooner considered anorexic than fucking fat

Zachary Rodriguez
Zachary Rodriguez

other people don't look fat to me even if they're a little overweight

I feel like I'm obese sometimes
lately I just feel like I'm overweight and disgusting

I'm sure you're fine
you don't have a lot of fat in your face so I'm sure you're fairly thin and it's just a meme

Gabriel Wilson
Gabriel Wilson

Nigga you look incredibly thin. More so than the last picture.

What said. There's a difference.

Cooper Wood
Cooper Wood

I'll never be happy with my body.....

nothing people tell me helps, even though I know they're right

http://puu.sh/nXLkr/092223238d.jpg

Ryder Taylor
Ryder Taylor

tfw alchahol

nah, I'm p fat it just is only visible from the sideview. pic fucking related

Eli Peterson
Eli Peterson

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Jordan Allen
Jordan Allen

yeah I know, it's weird that I look completely non-landwhale from the front though.

Don't worry, I'm going to lose 50 pounds in arizona

Noah Wright
Noah Wright

You know there are therapists just for those reasons that have been proven to help you with issues like that?

squats and cardio

Ayden Sanders
Ayden Sanders

you need to lose weight but you could be even worse off than you are now, if you cut alcohol and sugar out of your diet you'll start losing weight, combined with eating healthy and light exercise you'll drop really fast

do you want to lose weight?

Don't worry, I'm going to lose 50 pounds in arizona

good luck, I know you can do it! c:

I'm ashamed.....

and part of me believes that nothing can fix it and I'll always think I'm fat

Oliver Jackson
Oliver Jackson

theres literally nothing wrong with your body
the crux of your problem is mental and not physical
the bullying kinda fucked up ur brain

u probably need a pill or hypnosis or a hardcore drug trip to set you straight

William Sanchez
William Sanchez

Have you ever considered actually getting help for this? This is a pretty serious mental issue.

Carson Ward
Carson Ward

But uh, nothing to really be ashamed of. Everyone has their issues.

Jaxson Miller
Jaxson Miller

その気持ちはとらになりましている

I don't actually drink often, I just wanted to get drunk tonight. and I am enjoying it

Angel Sanders
Angel Sanders

>tfw killed my keyboard by spilling half a shot of whiskey on it
thank Christ I have a backup

John Bailey
John Bailey

just unplug it and wash it in the sink, then let it dry m8. dont be so dumb next time

Gavin Jones
Gavin Jones

danke mr magic man. I sall try that when I am no longer an alcohol

Andrew Cox
Andrew Cox

see this is why drinking is bad

I was right all along

/s

Samuel Martin
Samuel Martin

I am fucking GR8 M8

Colton Sanchez
Colton Sanchez

I wish I were that rad
it's no Soju or Vodka

Christopher Wood
Christopher Wood

impressive chugging tho

Hudson Baker
Hudson Baker

pick random image from anime reaction image folder
dubs image
get dubs

David Flores
David Flores

you'll never be able to kickflip like nezi

Blake Watson
Blake Watson

You don't look fat to me, Nezi.

Ian Brooks
Ian Brooks

tfw not currently fugging
kill me

Angel Young
Angel Young

why are you up so early

just go fug, its pretty easy

Henry Rogers
Henry Rogers

tfw no currently chugging bleach

Lincoln Reyes
Lincoln Reyes

directed at myself btw im no bully

anyway nini @ thread

Jacob Carter
Jacob Carter

thank you lexi

Thomas Garcia
Thomas Garcia

nini

Michael Ortiz
Michael Ortiz

goodnight, bitch

Dylan Reyes
Dylan Reyes

im not going to bed its only 4:12
was saying it to nezi

Samuel Lopez
Samuel Lopez

I am become alchahol, destroyer of livers.

Jackson Ross
Jackson Ross

They just say it cause they know it gets to you.

Justin Carter
Justin Carter

there is a new thread

Nathaniel King
Nathaniel King

No one linked it

Oliver Perez
Oliver Perez

tfw need to do social things
but i just wanna stay home today ;;

Ethan Morgan
Ethan Morgan

Also no there isn't o.o

Nicholas Perry
Nicholas Perry

firefox stop eat nametrip pls

Adrian Miller
Adrian Miller

Set

Camden Phillips
Camden Phillips

sorry, I lied..

Nathan King
Nathan King

He's playing you, my friend.

Fuck that noise mate, just go play video games.

Jeremiah Perry
Jeremiah Perry

I accepted the invitation long ago and I'm going in 10 minutes.

2 hours' travel
fuck

Brandon Evans
Brandon Evans

stop..

i am ashamed of myself, i confess my sin.
I speak falsehood to people I hold dear.

please forgive me

Luis Harris
Luis Harris

Sounds like you made a horrible life choice.

Eli Wood
Eli Wood

i confessed, stop judging me ;-;

Nathan Torres
Nathan Torres

I don't think I will.. you think forgiveness can be so easily obtained?

Benjamin Baker
Benjamin Baker

I am sure subtle is merciful

Jaxon Anderson
Jaxon Anderson

good bye

Gabriel Harris
Gabriel Harris

Didn't quite catch that steam message you sent last night. I'm not usually up at 1AM.

Christopher Campbell
Christopher Campbell

Ok I forgive you
Bye :c

Carson Evans
Carson Evans

tfw i drank too much tonight and am going to regret things I've said to people in the morning
oh well at least I'm happy

Joshua Jenkins
Joshua Jenkins

What kinda things did you say?

Wyatt Cruz
Wyatt Cruz

lewd snapchats and messages

Anthony Powell
Anthony Powell

gaybay's this way brae

Liam Cook
Liam Cook

Unless you sent something to your boss I think it's probably alright ^^

Luke Perez
Luke Perez

I don't have a job

hooray for being crazy

Landon Johnson
Landon Johnson

Thank you, your grace

William Baker
William Baker

1366x768
Finally, we have something in common, subtle.

Mason Perez
Mason Perez

lol okay, replace boss with your relatives or something then, that's when you really fucked up

You don't seem too faded right now

There are other things too!
But I'll be leaving you to join the 1920x1080 race soon

Jaxson Reed
Jaxson Reed

What other things.. I have been trying to find one

You are going to start a new life soon? When?

Joseph Lee
Joseph Lee

I was looking at the catalog for a new thread.
Mana tricked me.

Oh nvm lol

Kevin Gomez
Kevin Gomez

Erm, we enjoy some of the same games
Idk how much anime you watch..

Like, end of this month, when I move to a new house

Owen Adams
Owen Adams

Hmm.

Alright. See you Sunday.

Aiden Sanchez
Aiden Sanchez

Im sorry I wasted your time, surely you had a wonderful journey to the catalog :3

Finally madoka do a more natural hairdo, i wonder if she only lets very small number of people see her this way.

Where we barely play together..

I have given up watching drama anime,the feeling it made me feel is just too much.

The funny ones are still good

Leo Cox
Leo Cox

I am fuckin smashed

havent sent anything to relatives

Lincoln Wilson
Lincoln Wilson

Because you're on the other side of the world.. it's hard

Nooo, why! That's the reason you watch more, I love that feeling

Idk how you drink whisky, it burns too much :c

Evan Carter
Evan Carter

She doesn't have the twin tails in when shes getting ready for bed.

Hudson Cox
Hudson Cox

2 shots with a coke chaser and 3 shots inbetween 2 mixed drinks with coke

it didn't taste that bad but it was a bit spicy.

at this point I want to be sober but theres nothing in the house that is a sobering food and I can't sleep

Chase Jackson
Chase Jackson

Ahh yea only the ones that maybe viait her before she is going to bed would have been able to see her that way

That last one took me about 2 weeks to get over it, I didnt cry when i watched it but eyes got watery..

And subtle is such a busy person..

Gabriel Smith
Gabriel Smith

Don't ever leave me that long again :c

Nicholas Harris
Nicholas Harris

getting drunk off 5 shots and 2 mixed
lightweight

Luis Myers
Luis Myers

Thats a good thing fam

Leo Parker
Leo Parker

You should've planned ahead and bought snacks..

What one was that?

I'm done with school stuff until September now!
But still maybe have to get a job, so busyness might stay awhile

Angel Allen
Angel Allen

Are you saying you want to see me that way, Mana?

Benjamin Murphy
Benjamin Murphy

Good evening.

John Myers
John Myers

Depends on the circumstance, I'd think.

Jackson Moore
Jackson Moore

Uhh I cant remember the title, the one about forest spirit that will disappear when normal human touched him.

Ahh summer holiday?

Yea.. Once in this lifetime.

Seeing a person in their alone time might come out as creepy

Wyatt Bennett
Wyatt Bennett

ohayou

Henry Myers
Henry Myers

*wanting to see

Luis Jackson
Luis Jackson

Ahaha
Hotarubi no Mori e
The one I told you to watch!
I'm glad it had that effect on you

Hell yeah ^^

Zachary Richardson
Zachary Richardson

( ´•̥ו̥` )

Jonathan Adams
Jonathan Adams

Hello there.

Kevin Howard
Kevin Howard

Im going to intercept this reply and make it mine

Yeaa their relationship ended with a everlasting hug for the spirit.

Dont you think, if we ever meet, it will be once on a lifetime chance, and i sure will hug you before boarding my planen never to be seen by you again.

Hudson Kelly
Hudson Kelly

howre you doing?

Lucas Evans
Lucas Evans

Gomenasai!
*hug*

It's such a lovely ending, I was gonna start watching another series written by the same woman

Manaka you're so pessimistic.. I plan to visit Asia more than just once in my lifetime :c
Though the thought of that does pull at my heart strings

Ian Allen
Ian Allen

That feel when waking up with a nosebleed and a headache.

Jace Barnes
Jace Barnes

You have ruined my night with your hospitality.

Chase Turner
Chase Turner

huh how'd I do that

damn, get better quick

Owen Butler
Owen Butler

Oh god.. A series full of melancholy.. Id give up at 3rd episode. You know Sakamoto desu ga? Im watching that.

Im.. Being realistic, my city is not a tourism spot. And going out of country is financially out of reach!

Juan Kelly
Juan Kelly

Being so damn nice. How dare you.

Isaac Cruz
Isaac Cruz

You okay? Is it because of the cold ?

Bentley Mitchell
Bentley Mitchell

imm sorry

Luis Price
Luis Price

lol check that out for a phone camera

Nicholas Brooks
Nicholas Brooks

About the time I go through my bags for painkillers again.

Yeah, I just get nosebleeds during the summer every now and then, too dry weather.
The headache I can't explain though, although I kept waking up every now and then.

Christian Roberts
Christian Roberts

This might sound like a joke bug banana for breakfast might fix your headache problem

Jace Moore
Jace Moore

I know of it! But I'm not watching it :c
How would you rate it?

That's alright, when I go abroad I generally don't like going to touristy places
Did you live there your whole life?

Landon Smith
Landon Smith

That's a phone?

Bug banana?
Now you've got me confused.
Although I feel like I haven't drank coffee in a few days, that could explain it too.
Also now you've reminded me that I need to buy apples.

Eli Price
Eli Price

yeah, galaxy s4 zoom

Mason Ortiz
Mason Ortiz

Even though Sakamoto is just.. Inhuman, his friends reactions whenever they see him doing Sakamoto things are hilarious. I have only watched 2 episodes so far, the time when the bullies plan to make fun of him and backfired got me laughing.

Well..I spent my college years in the capital, which is also not a tourism spot except if you are a fan of big cities around the world

Jack Hughes
Jack Hughes

Bug banana
But banana

Kill me now

Gabriel Scott
Gabriel Scott

I don't know Erin, how can I trust you that it's not just a camera in disguise?

It's alright Manaka, I'm on slow startup myself too.

Oliver Rogers
Oliver Rogers

Always keep like a box full

Cooper Baker
Cooper Baker

Well then, pretty neat.
Just bought it or?

I couldn't find any of my old mil painkillers, it seems that I've used all of them.
Oh well, aspirin might suffice.

Noah Adams
Noah Adams

Hey, james.

Ayn Rand.
Atlas Shrugged.

You know what my biggest problem with Rand is? She advocates, and encourages, as if it were a seldom seen thing in the lives of common people and the wealthy, selfishness and greed.

Which is just ridiculous. It's the philosophical equivalent of a tarantino film.

- Your bud.

Carson Bennett
Carson Bennett

yeah, pre-owned, £106 or something

needed an android replacement for my hotspot phone, i smashed the screen

Andrew Cruz
Andrew Cruz

Also why are you in Korea.

Josiah Sanchez
Josiah Sanchez

Sounds good, how'd that happen?

You've got the wrong person.

Ethan Rogers
Ethan Rogers

Pretty sure insider/kanra posts that izaya character still.

Oliver Jackson
Oliver Jackson

i dropped it while i was having a coffee at the seating outside costa :c

cause i gotta top it up to get internet to tether, i don't normally top up my iphone cause i have calls and texts on the droid phone, and i took it out to text someone and accidentally threw it on the ground

Dominic Evans
Dominic Evans

I hope it calms down, I couldn't sleep last time cause my head hurt so much

Grayson Wood
Grayson Wood

That's not him. he's been pretty depressed lately. you should Steam him and cheer him up

Asher Turner
Asher Turner

and my DSLR camera is in storage, so i figured i'd replace it with the camera-y-est camera phone i knew

Elijah Reed
Elijah Reed

I'm neither of those guys. Why aren't you in Korea?

Luke Ross
Luke Ross

I'm glad you're enjoying it, truly funny series like that are a rarity

Teenage years in the capital, that sounds really cool

David Gutierrez
David Gutierrez

They do, but that's Orihara, some other old poster, and to clarify they're from Russia.

Sounds like pretty bad luck then.
That does actually make sense.

I tried to get some prolonged sleep, but that didn't really work out.

Pretty much this.

Asher Cook
Asher Cook

Tell him i'll come to the thread more often, if he'll come.

Why's he depressed?

Shoot yourself.

Caleb Evans
Caleb Evans

You seem a tad upset, friend.

Where do you guys keep figuring out what I used to go by, no one has said shit.

Eli Jackson
Eli Jackson

That is where you are wrong, Bard pointed it out at you in one thread last week.

Ryder Lewis
Ryder Lewis

This community is full of pathological liars, and schizophrenics, and you will regret every hour spent substituting a potential social circle for the chance at feigned interest by those in your exact situation.

Eventually you'll become gay and transition into a woman.

Your parents weep.

Evan Gray
Evan Gray

That bastard.

Lmfao it's the internet dude, calm down. Sounds like you're the one that expected too much from an online image board.

Tyler Rodriguez
Tyler Rodriguez

Vino go to bed :^)

Liam Sanders
Liam Sanders

I expected a lack of crippling autism and i was left disappointed.

I'm not vino, i am an ancient evil.

Gavin Lopez
Gavin Lopez

Do i need to bring up the memes?

Luis Rivera
Luis Rivera

In which case I will reiterate that you are on the fucking internet. That's your fault.

Henry Harris
Henry Harris

You win, nerd.

Do i need to bring up the paedophilia.

Jonathan Harris
Jonathan Harris

*unzips duck* You asked for this.

Sebastian Smith
Sebastian Smith

So who's still here, anyway.

I'm genuinely impressed this community still exists. I predicted total collapse literally a year ago.

Joseph King
Joseph King

I have no fucking clue. Anyway who is dis? I'm starting to doubt now.

Jaxon Smith
Jaxon Smith

Which Australian is this?

Samuel Phillips
Samuel Phillips

Either another Izaya or someone called Crust.

Ryan Carter
Ryan Carter

Learn your ancient posters, boy.

I'm THE Australian shitposter.

Samuel Evans
Samuel Evans

Ugh it's probably that weirdo Todd.

Nolan Cruz
Nolan Cruz

1. Australian poster
2. Really arrogant
Ding ding ding, SteveAn.

Juan Jackson
Juan Jackson

muh ancientfag revelancy
Literal who.

Jacob Hill
Jacob Hill

Anyhow time to get some things done, play nice kids.

Ryder Hernandez
Ryder Hernandez

Never.

Muh Anonymous, Private conversation on steam to convey my demeanour autism.

Ryan Brown
Ryan Brown

Isn't Izaya Kanra?

Charles Thompson
Charles Thompson

Yes

James Cruz
James Cruz

Says the one posting anonymously themselves.
I can give you a face if thats what you need.

Isaiah Kelly
Isaiah Kelly

No, see and and

Andrew Morales
Andrew Morales

No.
This.

Jose Powell
Jose Powell

I don't really think so

Yeah figured, you're like the exact opposite but I think he called himself Izaya once and uses that avatar.

Ayden Allen
Ayden Allen

If you don't wear panty hoses you're p gay

William Sanchez
William Sanchez

I don't, and I'm not. Thanks for the info, though.

Lucas Roberts
Lucas Roberts

Post panty hose then, gay boy.

Logan Mitchell
Logan Mitchell

Sorry, but that's gay.

hmmm, not sure if I'm allowed

Charles Cook
Charles Cook

I am giving you permission

Dylan Campbell
Dylan Campbell

hmm but so public

Brandon Cook
Brandon Cook

Whats a panty hose?

Cooper James
Cooper James

Is it about to get gay in here?

Brody Walker
Brody Walker

Sorta like a fire hose, only it fuels the fire

Kevin Campbell
Kevin Campbell

Thats strange. Why would someone invent that?

Xavier Baker
Xavier Baker

It's not meant to be applied to fire

Isaac Moore
Isaac Moore

What do you use it for then?

Dominic Flores
Dominic Flores

Oh, i don't use one, i'm perfectly comfortable with my fire hose thank you very much

Ethan Torres
Ethan Torres

this, its for the legs

Blake Cox
Blake Cox

Oh okay.
Oh its that thing!

David Carter
David Carter

it's great

Joseph Myers
Joseph Myers

Do you wear one right now?

William Morris
William Morris

uhuh

Landon Fisher
Landon Fisher

Can i see~?

Ryan Foster
Ryan Foster

hmmm..
I guess I can show it one time..
But only one!

Michael Ortiz
Michael Ortiz

Tokai are you intoxicated?

Jace Barnes
Jace Barnes

Thank you~

Kayden Bailey
Kayden Bailey

loods are you not intoxicated?

Luis Flores
Luis Flores

Yesterday at club some girl who was with the party i arrived with was trying to dance with me and her boyfriend bought me drinks.
afterwards i said to her, pretty seriously that i really appreciate that they want to have a threesome but that i have to decline on the count of her boyfriend being china

Judging from her reaction they were not trying to menage o casper me, but it was still really fun to say

Colton James
Colton James

now you can't say I never do anything

I feel kinda odd tbh, but good odd

no probs

Caleb Ramirez
Caleb Ramirez

Get a load of this guy.

Dylan Baker
Dylan Baker

C-cute~

Gabriel Watson
Gabriel Watson

clean your room/10

Daniel Harris
Daniel Harris

hmm?

thank youuu

but thats my old school desk thing, memories

Matthew Diaz
Matthew Diaz

P-post cock please

Cameron Carter
Cameron Carter

heeeh

nnonoonononoono

Landon Thomas
Landon Thomas

W-why not?

Jace Gonzalez
Jace Gonzalez

2lood

Joseph Lee
Joseph Lee

Aww okaaaay. But i like lewd...

Chase Ramirez
Chase Ramirez

HUE that's pretty funny

A friend of mine got a girl asking him how he liked his coffee, he responded that he liked it like his espresso, quick and dirty. She responded 'thick and creamy'.
She stopped responding when he said 'I have something thick and creamy for you'
#Worth it

Are you wearing a dress too? Holy shit Tokai

Lucas Taylor
Lucas Taylor

T-tokaichan x////x

Nolan Morales
Nolan Morales

tfw already 7 hours in a skype call

I like slow

n-no it's just those modern long shirts I swear

heheh

Cameron Morales
Cameron Morales

new

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