♥ Official Scootalooo Thread ♥
What is cooler than being cool? Edition.
♥ Official Scootalooo Thread ♥
What is cooler than being cool? Edition.
ICE COLD BABY!
Its okay erin, we all say dumb shit when we are drunk. I do it all the time. The fact Sabrina and other posters havent blocked me is a testament to their patience.
it's buckfast, it's like 90% caffeine, i can't help it
cooler is being wasted
Your loss then.
nigga ur gonna get a heart attack
i hope they cure you!
DIS IS WHATTA MEEN
oh shit, whoops replies
I can't believe i've gone two weeks without drinking.
It's like I dont even ever feel the urge to do it anymore.
I thought I was borderline alcoholic
uh, no, i am legit medical grade trans, not a trap, and i am also on antidepressants
wow, you are judgy
What am I going to prove? That I'm worth getting to know?
And Hailey described you a long time ago how you helped her. Thanks for that.
i don't like taco
what's the record time for pushing someone to suicide
off a cliff
tfw only one in tc
what you mean fam
hailey /lewd/ or hailey kit?
why won't anybody say hello to me :(
Come back when you've done it for 3 months.
I felt like getting some vodka today.
i don't think it counts as driven suicide though, more just driven death
make em do it on cam.
I dunno fasm a lam.
come back when you've done it for 6 MONTHS
hey nezi c:
sorry, i don't say hello to anyone, people usually mention me first
she messaged me all night one night, then never replied again :c
i was well upset
inb4 taco doesn't get next-thread mentions
Holla Forums is a learning curve
Silly Grim, you weren't even close to being an alcoholic.
BUT IT HELPS WHEN YOU USE MY GENIUS SCRIPTS
She's had a good yet terrible year. She's engaged to a girl she met on /lgbt/ who's practically insane and made her cut contact to everyone.
twice a month I would get uber fucked up
dude what even'
i'd rather just hug u
how are you ewin?
doing anything today?
I WAS ABOUT TO TURN INTO AN ALCOHOLIC OVER THE WEEKEND.
MY GOD IT'S HARD TO NOT.
Grim, come to my house and get fucked up with me. I need a drinking buddy.
Pretty shit tbh. How about you.
Atleast erin's scripts are cool a nd allow me an obnoxious subject field.
I might run a bath.
Moods beginning to turn.
Do you even lumberjack?
I dont particularly wanna tc lel
Plus its time to sober up. i cant drink all nioght. doushio ;_;
i don't write 2296 lines because it's fun retards, i do it because it's exceptionally useful
use the fucking scripts
wtf, that's not cool :s is she still in that?
i got rly drunk c:
I did that everyday I had off during my service.
I dont want nay viruses
I spent three consecutive days being drunk and high.
what's wrong? :c
gotta leave for work soon, might get some food at public first
I'm just tryin to help ;_; don't get mad at me please. What you mean hormone replacement therapy? If so I heard that can also screw you up. I do believe it is mostly all reversible though. Unless you go through with castrating yourself at which point I'll feel bad for you. Also... did you have mental problems before being trans or just after?
I'm staying dry until July4 weekend
Holy shit tofu
shut the fuck up
yeah, i don't do those. read the source.
what are you running from
if you don't know much about a topic
don't go on giving people who have dealt with it their whole life advice on it
they've heard the same drivel for a long ass time
you silly nigger
yes HRT, also antidepressants, zoloft
save the advice, i know what i'm doing
it was a joke.
I've already scanned them over, but I did see this hidden in one of the lines
what if the real monsters aren't the trucks
is fine bruv, do as you like
they're like the kinds of people that say vaccines cause autism
She's still engaged and they're living together. If you ask me it's an abusive relationship. She doesn't post anymore either. You've probably actually heard about me from her. I did some not too kind things.
There's a ton and it's all came in at once to the point where I'm choosing to just be verbally mute.
Yeee. It probably wouldn't happen though because you'd have to drive here.
your brilliant insight into a subject that you know nothing about has suddenly fixed a long-standing problem that I've had, thanks!
what am i looking at
I was gonna! Baka!
Last time I did that I almost dropped the coffee pot the morning after sobering up a bit.
Love those shakes.
I found a new low there.
but now you have my blessing
that is fucked the fuck up man
are you close to her? like in actual proximity? can we save her?
good job sarcastically regurgitating what I just said nezi
fucking kill yourself
why did you do it
talk to me on steam when you need to, I don't want my mina to be sad
hope you feel better soon cutie, gotta leave for work
it's a coding meme.
that hurts my feelings and I wish you would be nicer to me even if I do stupid stuff sometimes
nezi complains no one says hi
Its not like I wanted to t-talk to you baka.
Holy tokitoki yay~
jesus christ. I'm not even trying to be an asshole
Alright, I wish you luck then. I'm sorry for making you angry I wasn't trying to. It's your decision to be trans not mine, remember that. I'm not trying to dictate what you can and cannot do.
i don't get it
it's tard print
nothing tbh, I was just in vegas so I went HAM.
toki pls ;~;
After those three days I had so much water and then sushi and ramen to recover. I had the most minor hangover but it was gone fast.
sorry I must have missed it somehow :c
I have to leave for work sadly.....byeu
She lives in Texas so no. I'm really far away. I wish I could save her but she didn't even respond to me last night on battlenet. We'll talk later for sure.
run yourself over
Realtalk your reputation will never leave you
make a new name and stop attentionwhoring
it isn't a decision tardbox
you choose to be gay?
what did you get high on? just marijuana or the fun stuff
what if i payed your travel
cause i mean, i care about vulnerable people, i might be poor, but i'm not an asshole, i'll find a way
Guess I will brb
gonna give my head a shake
soto actually hit a spot for once though
complimenting my smile is golden
^ ^ deo volente my son
I mean it could theoretically work but I only know the city she lives in. Not an actual address. Plus it'd be expensive.
yeah weed and coke. it was some really good stuff.
I am! Toki pls, I'm already really tough right now.
are you gonna suck his dick now
No... but it was a decision to go through with being trans wasn't it? I can't help that I like guys/traps and will never like girls. I get it I'm in the same boat as you in that regard.
How is someone meant to do that ._.
AYYY SUBTLES BACK
where the fuck were you nigga
with a will, there's a way
it was a decision to go through with being trans wasn't it
Stress, boredom and melancholy I guess.
I'm a lot better now, but I still kind of wish I could go do some social drinking with my old mil buddies.
I had a killer one, I didn't know a body could get so weak from drinking.
Stone to the pedal.
I don't believe you
next time try some legit mdma.
the coke around where I live is pure and good though. both are nice
i will try talk to her again :c
uh, no, the choice is come out, or commit suicide in dire misery
god, you are the worst
Tofu you're just a faggot
My only saving grace was that I drank plenty of water in between drinking during the day/night.
Toki pls, I'm the strongest poster by far.
I kind of want to, but I'm still kinda scared about doing harder drugs. Might be some time again before I even consider it. My liver must be screaming right now.
Well I'm talking about hrt... you aren't forced into going through with it. At the end of the day it was his decision to do it (unless you like me calling you a she). I'm ok with that.
Lets just drop it. I don't want to cause you any pain. I really am sorry for coming off as a jerk.
even I am stronger, get in line slut
I'm the strongest poster by far.
I wish you the best of luck. Just don't mention it was me that said anything.
and still do, with your "i can't accept the experience of someone in the know so we should drop it before i argue further" bullshit
just get out, fuck
tokai calling lenko a slut kind of makes me want to fuck lenko in the ass
don't give me that shit
if it comes to pointing out everyone that is worried about her, you're on that list
Bitch please, you couldn't even lift 135. I lift 405 EZPZ.
I SO AM, LMAO. Nice vid.
celebrate al'iikhwat fi aljaysh!
That's pretty wise though.
I just went full retard during the graduation day, and that kept on going for multiple days.
If you say so. She just doesn't really know me as Minami though.
just do it
numbers can't save you now
Hahaha, that's good though. Being able to party up like that is always nice. It really makes me feel better though. I'll be ready to work by Sunday so I'm stoked for that.
Yeah duh, it's my strength that will save me. Because, you know, I'm THE STRONGEST POSTER.
Just a short spontaneous holiday ^^
I wish there was a way to cure hay fever if that were true
Oh, that could work. You have to out-run the car for a bit though.
I'd like to have an argument please
Please stop taking out all your bs out on me. Like I've already said I don't mind that your a trans... but I'm not going to sit around and pretend that it can't have adverse side effects. Anyway, I'm a newfag anyway and don't know to much about you people. So, again I apologize.
eh, well, you're a number on the list.
the more people that say you're fucking yourself over, the better.
WHO REMEMBERS KIT?
Did you have that? Or do you still?
did you actually go somewhere or just break from threads?
those muscles can't block the cumshots
fuck yourself sideways twice
don't worry that i'm mad at you, my best internet friends tend to be the people i hate most at first
Ain't a bit of exercise ever killed anyone.
Let's play games.
I don't think there will be any time for that when you're just on the floor.
Spooning but when penetration is actually a super enjoyable position
I dont have any
Wonder if erin hated me at first
wanna do it
whats my cleaning job got to do with it?
Still have it, every summer, I think it wears off by middle-age
Yeah, to Devon, it's a 4-6 hour drive depending on traffic
No light pollution is awesome, and the weather was really nice
Tell that to the vegan woman who died climbing Everest, trying to prove that a vegan diet can do everything a non-vegan can
I'd rather be a number in this case than be known by name.
I wouldn't know.
if you say please i'll let you be the big spoon
i remember being mad at you like once, but i forget why
Everything, since you'll always be face down ass up when I'm there.
That blows, hope you're feeling better now since you're posting.
I heard about that.
Probably something went horribly wrong, and not just exercise.
little spoon it is
its gonna be the cage for you mister
Now this has me thinking. Hm.
we were having a perfectly pleasant conversation, about rockness and T and shit, but i remember i was seething for some reason
it might not even have been at you though
If you're into that. But I hope you're used to whipping because you're going to get a lot of that.
Do you know what that means?
look up nickasaur on youtube
there is no spoon.
You're gonna find out very soon
I think I'll stop posting for a while and try to learn more about you guys. I'm very sorry for touching a nerve or two. i can only say sorry so many times before looking like an autist, but remember when I say sorry I really do mean it. Anyways, by for a few days I guess. I don't want to be an asshole to you ever again.
Is this an ashens reference or something Does it mean you know how to use a calendar
do it shitstained newyorker
don't be sorry
the lifeblood of these threads is drama
i like you, if that makes you feel better
Oh god the summer heat, I can feel it already. Good thing I'm moving in less than 2 months. So I decided to drive through California instead of Nevada. I might head on over to LA or wherever soto/ian are before I go up to SanFran.
Who knows, I am just naturally rub people up the wrong way. I feel like you have tog et mad at me atleast once.
Dont git good
watching new top gear
sabine always gibes the boners
Yes, because insulting me will make me more likely to follow what you say
Don't worry about it man, you're not being an asshole intentionally
we're all very mean people and you probably come from a world where dirty trannies aren't a common thing. and that's ok. live and learn.
It's like I'm psychic
mine was a double reference, first to the matrix, then to the cheat code in warcraft 1 & 2, which also referenced the matrix
Don't use a tone like that young man
Domo arigatou ^^
Yeah you're right, vegans can do anything. I just read a book by a guy called Scott Jurek who runs ultramarathons, that stuff is insane
At the end of every chapter he puts a vegan recipe, I would only eat like 30% of them though
Oh ok. I need to watch the matrix again
link me <3
how many times has "don't worry" been said in this thread
can we go five minutes without ripping on each other
Monstercat is always so fucking good man!
Yeah, you should definitely come over to visit me in the future. Yo, did I tell you that my mom is going to help me out with the move and furniture?
Bitch I do what I want!
How're you? I haven't seen you since I left for Vegas on Sunday.
Yup you did!
So happy for you dude
you're gonna get it now
you have to promise me, even if you don't like this
you will also listen to this
dont worry it will only hurt at first : ^)
It's probably going to be a 2 day drive for me. I'm going to take the scenic route and explore some of Cali before I go up. I'm so excited, you have no idea.
Yeah give me that ass, bitch.
thank you. I like you a lot too.
Yeah, I haven't actually chatted with a trans before... so you'd be right. When I was in hs i didn't really have many friends so I can be quite toxic online... due to not having any real friends.
you're less toxic than most people here. don't beat yourself up man.
I feel it my dude
Most likely, I haven't really tried those foods like ever.
But now I kind of want spinach pancakes again.
No larvae transforms into a butterfly without some pain.
AHUEHUEHEUHEUEHUEHUEHUE NICKASAUR PARTEE
holy shit this is so emo
There's a gathering going on at the town square
holy shit this is so emo
SO MUCH HYPE.
Sup fam, how're you?
is watching an old surrealist Czechoslovakian movie hipster
t-thats not what I meant
HE AS LIKE MY FAVE IN MY EMO DAYS
THANK YOU FOR RECOGNISE
I'm doing great, countryside was refreshing
But Vegas? Wow.. what happens there stays there so you can't tell anyone what happened right?
Idk how you stand spinach
An all-powerful will to become Popeye overcomes the horrible taste?
You will never be as toxic as scoot
Too bad bitch, I'm going to slam you on the ground.
Nah lol I've been telling some friends. But yeah most of what I did stayed there. It was nothing illegal though!
I listened to 3dg and bullet for my valentine during my angsty 13 year old times
I still listen to them. 8)
I can block!
the macbook air speakers are embedded in the keyboard
so you can hardly hear me singing like an angel
i also listened to bullet
YOU CAN'T STOP WHAT I AM. NOT NOW NOT EVER.
They're good so what's the problem?
in fact i can play a bunch of bullet songs on the guitar
they are all drop C
which is metal af
buullet are godly live
THIS IS KANKER
Spinach is pretty sweet though, that being said spinach soup is one of my favourite foods.
But I don't know how people stand broccoli or cabbages.
drop c sharp
it's been a while
Nobody listing 30s to mars or Linkin Park
it's like drop D on steroids
cause it's a whole key lower
i listened to a bunch of linkin park in my preteens
but that's because the only cd i had of my dead sisters was a burned copy of meteora
lINKIN pARK ARE AWESOME
INB4 HATE FOR THAT
this second nikasaur song is making my ears bleed
tfw boarding flight
I broke a pair of glasses seeing linkin park in newcastle.
pretty ironic... go to SEE them and your eyes get broken
Chicks dig it.
The only way is to accept me, that's about it.
I DO. I listen to 30s to mars almost every day.
BECAUSE CHERISH MY EMO DAYS LIKE I DO
see when i cut myself then
i did it in cute shapes and called it scarification
let it be bruv
dont forget to blow up the plane
lmao @drop D tunings in lower pitch
WHY DONCHA MEET ME AT THE BAR
RESPECT BIG PIMPIN
TELL ME WHAT YOU FEEL MAMMA
TELL ME WHATCHU SIPPIN
DROPPING THE D
FFDP was big for me too
still is lol
mang, you heard bullets crazy train cover?
drop c sharp is gnarly as fuck
like the songs i know how to play are 50/50 standard and drop c sharp
fuck your mediocre drop D
to be yesterday
Not before I conquer you!
It will never happen, I'm the dom silly.
that's cause i play mostly blink and enter shikari tho
surrendering is for lamos tho
lenko would you sub for me
cause of like how HUGE u r
that'd be pretty hot
Paramore are still my babies, and FOB. My emo babies., They help scoot when he feels cray cray.
Yay for hayley.
Orange hair hayley is best hayley.
Wonder how her hair dye venture is going
gonna get me some Misery Orange.
But thats brussels.
ENTER FUCKING SHIKARI
not an OPEN TUNING
not even double drop D
y r u do dis
OH GODS I CAN BUY RIOT! ORANGE
i been thinking bout dying orange, cause i like this rare pic where i look ginger
but tbh, my next dye will be baby blue
I listen to all that and indie rock with some piano music and some smooth jazz. It's my usual pandora play during the day.
That's fine you can be a lamo.
hell nah, I'm a dom.
Should I go full riot orange?
Oh god, should we go team orange xD
Fsharp B A B C E
get on the ricky gonzalez level
im decent how about you?
smooth jazz is bae <3
I'm kinda surprised
How can you hate on broccoli?
They are just like little trees
I could be like my baes
dat asuka/hayley look
low tunings are soo weird
I like my strings tight ;)
but imgine the contrast
see if you diaper fetished
in terms of open fetish, there would be no hotter dom/sub pair than you and me
I wanna dye but everyone I know will make fun of it, can't wait to move out
brussels a chocolate and blood
I will fight!
I FORGOT TO LINK
i would not, i would give praise
tOKAY SHOULD GO BLONDE, LIKE KAULITZ
when you work with a bunch of guys and you're the only one who knows how to use jumper cables
Super good right now. Just chillin man, wbu?
Fuck yeah it is.
Actually I did do those things but don't tell anyone!
And you'll struggle too but you won't make it out of my grasp.
but arent you a guy?
BLONDE LIKE I WAS FOR SEVERAL MINUTES
Scoot, dye your hair the color of an over the top 80s movie explosion.
Yes, but they don't know that!
I usually just listen to whatever fits the mood, or whatever people are talking about.
Kind of got affected and now ended up in Enter Shikari again.
Never had them raw, just heated up.
And in my opinion you're not supposed to warm up any vegetables unless they go in a soup.
get out macho man fag
but you see what i mean
like the reverse roll thing
you attach the ends to a battery then the other ends to nipples, right?
not that i would diaper
i mean i probably would
but currently don't
yeah, it just wouldn't be fun for me.
So different shades of orange with a little fleck of red?
I was thinking tiger stripes.
Lol, I kid of course. Y'all just have more petrolhead about you.
incidentally watching top gear right now
Matt is amusing.
ill show you how but it will require a night of lewd stuff, so pay up sporty
bout to head out actually, maybe i should actually stop by here tonight when i have time lol
my ex didn't teach me how to jump start a car but she certainly knew her way around clamps
scoot i just finished a whole bottle of buckfast
this is the drunkest i have been since christmas 2014 and i spat in my GF's face and effectively ended the relationship
maybe I enjoy that
what colour would you reccomend?
I Like am in the purple area
i dont wanna be german dude
are diapers fun?
i should go to pony tread and ask blueberry this
IF I WANTED A TOTALLY BIASSED ANSWER, LOL
I'll be here later tonight too. Have fun.
You'll enjoy a lot of things dw~
well, the fashion in the UK atm is pastel blues and purples, so pastel purple would earn you much love here
Spit in my face and call me a cunt.
thats a sucky memory, sorry for that.
But hey, you bout to go HAM!
i like going HAM when fucked drunk.
Too late Dolphy
does anybody here diaper
i asked since i mentioned it i found a diaper Holla Forums board, and i wanna know if there is anybody to be found
i had a chicken and bacon sandwich for reakfast
POWER VEGETARIAN HERE LEL
*punches through your wall*
Exactly! Geez, I work with a bunch'a straights.
I can use jumper cables, check my oil, change out lights, and change a tire. This is the extent of my car knowledge. :3
I know how, goober. :P
Filthy. Absolutely filthy.
shit, i am drunk and i am going too deep into diapers
somebody sober me up quick
i need swedgers
like 8 of them
Yeah, it just kind of happens.
my ex-flatmate has punched like 4 holes in my livingroom door and now i have to live with them
not cool dude
I NEED THE SWEDGE
mm sounds so tempting, I can probs write it off to others as a prank or something.
specially since my brother dyed his blonde
LOL in fact, imma call and see if i can get swedgers
see if i can
you guys are fucked :^)
*comes over and fixes holes*
BREAK THE FAST WITH POWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH
show me ur warfais!!!!!
Still alot more than I can do... Wanna roleplay? You can be the small town mechanic who has to fix out of town rich grill scoot's car... Oh yeah. mmmmm.
Your taste in music is really similar to mine. I like a lot of the things you show me.
All this dick. That's what slut.
you too bro
thats okay we can just count the lewd as future payment for uh.... to be announced : ^) <3
Dorito is here and he is doing dergs woo!
I am being good and doing none though gotta workl
I'm gonna need to use my dipstick and check your fluids, behbeh.
A friend of mine roomed with a psycho drunk in college. They always had posters all over their walls in odd places. It wasn't until I helped him move out that I realized they were covering all the holes Drunkymcpunchbaby left everywhere.
What have I gotten myself into?!
we would RP a lot. she like to be Clamps from futurama
but I'm just kidding. when would I ever be in any sort of relationship. much less with someone cool enough to clamp me.
No problem broski.
OMG I AM GETTING A HALF GRAM OF MDMA FOR £20
OAN THE SWEDGEEEEEEEE
Oh yeah? you said something about my big end? or soemthing... i think im kleaking fluid everywhere mistah
ON IT TIL YOU VOMIT
man, random as fuck 😂
"can you get any swedgers?"
"aye, am getting pills tonight, i can give you MDMA right now tho"
"tick till monday?"
"aye no probs"
FUCK I LOVE THIS GUY
not much then
Im a little sad that I have to be a good boy.
But gotta be a grown up.
It's plenty big dw
nigger taking drugs IS grown up
not on a school night it isnt xD
shit, i'mma run to the shop and get another half of buckie
THIS IS THE NIGHT
kinda wanna promise the dye but ill so regret it
need more alcohol
hmmm plenty big in legend maybe
Dye your hair tokai, promise me
It's big enough for you to share with a friend. :^)
this looks soo cute
...perhaps in this month
huh but thats not how holes work
True, but I meant with your mouth and hands though.
make ur memes come true
LOL I HAD A TOTAL MOMENT WITH A GUY AT THE SHOP
I thought he said something he didn't, so i asked him, then as i was was leaving, he said "yipeekayay", so i ran out of the shop shouting "YPEEKAYAY MOTHERFUCKERS" and i could hear him laughing all the way down the street 😂
oh wait I do know irl friends who'd like it.
they're all girls though.
wow thats p long
just do et
they sold me alcohol ven though i was absolutely out of my face
bad show guys
but like, y'know, great
I hope both you and your friend are ready for it~
Do you think this is a game!
i've been holding on to a £20 check, imma give it to the guy as collateral
i've never ticked off him before, don't want to leave him with no insurance policy
cause he sure as fuck couldn't batter me, he's like the same size as me, and for my size, i'm hard as fuck
erin you're an outlaw, too good for the rules.
I'm always ready
Im hard as fuck ;)
Howdy, Luka! What's goin' on?
In the words of Troy McClure, "Get confident, stupid!" Or come to Texas. The girls here will love your accent and intellect.
Your rear axle needs alignment. >:-D
nigger i make the rules
i don't need to give him no fucking check
but i'm gonna anyway, cause i'm a decent human being
Oh my! How ever will I do that... also... I have no money... how ever will I pay...
i dunno sabs. i hear texas is a scary place.
p-please im RPing xD
pete just picked up some more stuff from outside my house, gonna have a little sample now >.<
OMG MY GUY CAN GET SWEDGE
I HAVE BEEN CRAVING THIS FOR MONTHS
FUCK, I AM MORE HOOKED UP THAN I KNEW
Cash, Gas, Grass...or Ass.
I'll protect you. I got more AR's in my closet than Carter's got liver pills and more favors than Jesus.
i am also gonna fix this mod situation
thank me later
Will ass do? uguuuuuuu
I believe in you erin
pic of bebop to hasten the response
cause i was told not to share these
who will protect me
It's preferred. You gotta wear dat cheerleader outfit doe.
He looks like adam driver fucked a fish
*takes off panties and wiggles*
he's gonna be pissed
imma place the laptop on the floor
you guys are gonne lay with me
my guy better show the fuck up soon
cause i feel vomit educed
and the only cure is straight mandy
MOLLY MOLLY MOLLY MOLLY
MANDY IS YO FREN
That is a weird snapchat.
you know something about me is i talk too much about myself
How are you?
Slut. I'mma have to hit up the ATM.
Come pull the fire alarm at work so I can leave early! Canada would never extradite you for it!
he will baka
nobody has called me stud muffin in over 7 years
thanks for the nostalgia lmao
Whats an ATM, like the cash machine you just gotta slide in ;)
no pin needed
but its encouraged
quello che una bella serata
by doing this little Quizz to yourself:
I like learning stuff about you though. You're neat. And I wish I had a friend in Ireland to set you up with 'cause you deserved to be loved on.
I'm mostly fine. Just need a nap!
I was going to make it rain (when you throw dollar bills at strippers), but now I'm going to make it hail (when you throw quarters at sluts).
A pop quiz? Nooooooooooooooooooooookay, I'll do it.
Make it rain as I check that gear stick ;3
LOL HALF A GRAM OF MANDY NO DOWN PAYMENT
SUCK IT FAGS
sabs don't worry I'm just playing. if I want a girl i'll make a tinder. it's really not a biggie.
and you should nap. it's summer so you have sunglasses right. print off some steve buscemi and glue some eyes onto them. no one will notice.
Damn, pretty jelly, not gonna lie
TIME FOR LINES
yes sabrina, i can ride stick
aaaaaaaaa my nose burns
coke does not hurt like this
he said he could get me coke
i pinged like a quarter of the crystals away truing to cut it
i forgot how rock solid mandy is
Pretty sure I havent snorted mandy, usually bomb big ass rocks.
APPARENTLY MY DRUG GUY CAN GET LIKE ANYTHING
YOU BEST BE UP FOR A PARTY BEFORE HALLOWEEN
this is the face of insanity
thats the face of a winner
Hop on the good foot and do the bad thing!
Good. You're a catch, ya dummy.
They wouldn't notice until I started snoring and drooling all over myself. But if I got caught sleeping here, my boss would probably just stack things on me and/or draw a penis on my face.
Apparently I'm a very reserved person who's close to her friends and doesn't want kids right now.
Seems about right.
Party like Sheen
I'll make sure to drain your hydraulics of fluids real good, sugar.
You're gonna give me a Hummer before I Ram my Cobra into your Enclave.
Better bump it, grind it, and dump it like a tonka.
i invited del to come take my mandy with me
so imma ave to take it slow till he gets here
be sure to webcam it because there's nothing cuter
yo im gonna be in Sealand for a week
but do you wanna meetup after?
IM GOING OUTSIDE
Fuck no that cunt can rot he's gonna break more of your shit
The hell is going on around here.
Well Life sucks I need a redo
is this an animus
is it casper
Everything and nothing in particular.
How are you Edelweiss?
Why are the biggest spiders always the ones that come from your bath plughole?
Everyone needs a redo
but we're all gonna have to live further
who are you meeting up with