⭐️ Princess of the Internet, Hufflepuff Elite, The Sweetest Secret of NIMH,

Nicholas Lewis
Nicholas Lewis

is being straight just an insecurity?

Ethan Howard
Ethan Howard

I can't, i abandoned my 3DS in Inverness when I moved back to Kilmarnock

Justin Myers
Justin Myers

TELL ME

:(

Kayden Collins
Kayden Collins

Being straight is natural
it leads to reproduction
a critical stage for any life form

Hudson Murphy
Hudson Murphy

it is seen almost nowhere in nature as an exclusive orientation

Brandon Fisher
Brandon Fisher

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Nolan Torres
Nolan Torres

shut up mayaka

Lincoln Thompson
Lincoln Thompson

ohoho
thats a loveley.jpg

Nicholas Perry
Nicholas Perry

wtf..

Julian Miller
Julian Miller

what

Anthony Smith
Anthony Smith

How many animals in nature have you seen reproduce homosexually?

Deer have heterosexual sex as the primary form of reproduction

And Cows
And cats and dogs
i mean
I could go on for a while

Brayden Butler
Brayden Butler

yeah, like 99% of REPRODUCTION is male-female hetero, but not sex. only like 60% of sex in nature is straight.

Oliver Cook
Oliver Cook

gay_horses_anal.webm

pretty sure monkeys/apes have a lot of homosexual sex, especially the females

Liam Anderson
Liam Anderson

Save it, its all yours my friend

Eli Anderson
Eli Anderson

1/9 rams is EXCLUSIVELY homosexual

as in, actually gay and repulsed by females, you can't make them do straight sex but they'll fuck a boy sheep any time

Caleb King
Caleb King

Oh

I'm currently trying to save for a $300 laptop lol

Joseph Gomez
Joseph Gomez

bed bugs have sex by traumatic penetration, they stab the female in the stomach with their sharp penis

and the also do it homo

which has a high chance of killing the receiving partner due to the lack of receptive organs, but they do it anyway

Zachary Flores
Zachary Flores

My arguement is only that heterosexuality is a natural inborn trait to promote mating and as such I don't feel it is an insecure trait

sex for the purpose of pleasure or just sex for the purpose of sex isn't something I will weigh in on

Jose Williams
Jose Williams

get a macbook air

Cooper Green
Cooper Green

but it isn't, bisexuality is a natural inborn trait

heterosexuality is basically just a human thing

Lucas Miller
Lucas Miller

Gross no

Eli Green
Eli Green

how does one bisexually reproduce

Ryder Watson
Ryder Watson

most animals lean towards the opposite sex, but are happy enough with the same sex

giraffes actually lean towards the same sex, only like 35% of giraffe sex is hetero

Nolan Fisher
Nolan Fisher

Why not?

Zachary Gomez
Zachary Gomez

in a bisexual lifestyle with a 50/50 spread, 50% of sex will be reproductive

Matthew James
Matthew James

It just keeps happening

James Murphy
James Murphy

gay ducks mate for life

you can see really old gay duck partners

Carter Jones
Carter Jones

swans too i think

Ian Richardson
Ian Richardson

Gay sex is best sex.
What about geese?

Julian Gonzalez
Julian Gonzalez

I dun like how Mac handles games

Can you still reproduce? Serious q

Cooper Martin
Cooper Martin

I think there's some misunderstanding between us

If you are talking the purpose of sex without reproduction, I am out of this convo cause i got no where to go with it

However. all mammals and a good portion of animals reproduce soley with memebers of the opposite sex
A natural attraction to the opposite sex would promote a higher population
the entire purpose of all life, to reproduce and make more

Therefore, this trait, the atttraction to the opposite gender, is most cetainly not an insecurity

Jonathan Bell
Jonathan Bell

nope

not without crazy stem cell sperm/egg creation techniques

Daniel Roberts
Daniel Roberts

Fair enough

Gabriel Rivera
Gabriel Rivera

Nidoking, Mega Ampharos and Cofagrigus vs. Hydreigon, Mega Lopunny and Protean Greninja
winning

Wew

Mason Anderson
Mason Anderson

Fish have no feelings
mermaids have no feelings
raping Ariel is morally justified

Dominic Baker
Dominic Baker

Homo animals don't have lube or enemas

Do they just wait until after a poo to have sex so there's lube?

Christopher Perez
Christopher Perez

nidoking, ???,??? VS. ???, ???, and ???

Gavin Perry
Gavin Perry

Wow. thats pretty. um. i didnt ask for this

Nathan Harris
Nathan Harris

Oh okay

How long have you been on hrt again?

Jose Cooper
Jose Cooper

You did ask for this you fuck isla[THIS POST UNAVAILABLE IN EU MEMBER STATES DUE TO THE HATEFUL AND/OR VIOLENT NATURE OF ITS CONTENT. ANY DELIBERATE ATTEMPT TO ACCESS CENSURED CONTENT WILL RESULT IN PROSECUTION TO THE FULLEST EXTENT OF THE LAW UNDER CONSPIRACY AND ACCESSORY GUIDELINES FOUND IN EU RESOLUTION #3648.]

Bentley Scott
Bentley Scott

okay

look

animals may have HETEROSEXUAL SEX, but are rarely EXCLUSIVELY HETEROSEXUAL

they are not "straight"

they may engage in straight sex, more or less than they do homo sex, but by definition, do not fit the description of being straight

so rarely is actually being straight found in the animal kingdom that it is just about exclusively human

SO

if it is only a human thing, it is most likely a social construct, and therefor, something that arises from one's insecurity with the idea of breaking with norms established by religious practice many years ago

being straight is an insecurity

Wyatt Nelson
Wyatt Nelson

about 3 years

William Thomas
William Thomas

You didn't play gold, silver or crystal?!??!??!!?

Angel Collins
Angel Collins

k

Hunter Powell
Hunter Powell

finally the EU did something right

tbh I wouldnt mind a USE

Aaron Williams
Aaron Williams

Oh yeah I guess ampharos was in the lighthouse huh
Forgot about that one

Carson Nguyen
Carson Nguyen

Pedastry is common in nature too

Greeks and some Romans thought vagina was for reproduction and disgusting, but a pre-pubescent boy's thighs and butt were the true sexual organ

Therefore, shota is okay. We still haven't confirmed if loli is though.

Noah Morris
Noah Morris

i have to go to the doctors in like 15 mins

Caleb Carter
Caleb Carter

Also guys are cute. It would be sinful to NOT fuck them.
The last thing I remember watching last night involved a cute guy.... and this isnt tokai related jej(she is a girl btw)

Dominic White
Dominic White

Oh yeah that fucks with sperm super hard

Oliver Lee
Oliver Lee

did you guys really have a tc at 6:30 in the morning?

Daniel Fisher
Daniel Fisher

im waiting for my dentist to open so i can call and cancel my appointment. Maybe I should just neck the last of my scrumpy .-.

Benjamin Howard
Benjamin Howard

if it is only a human thing, it is most likely a social construct, and therefor, something that arises from one's insecurity with the idea of breaking with norms established by religious practice many years ago

being not a pedant is an insecurity

Brayden Allen
Brayden Allen

US timezone
Not considering the EU timezone

pleb

William Carter
William Carter

you're generally sterile after about a month of it, but usually if you stop you get back sperm production, what degree of sperm production depends on how long you've been on, but almost always SOME degree can be recovered if you choose to

i do not choose no

and i got insanely drunk in like 3 hours and had to bail and roll around my bed in a mess

Lincoln Campbell
Lincoln Campbell

erin pls! I only just woke up then.

Owen Hernandez
Owen Hernandez

The greeks did it, the romans did it, your dad did it, gay sex is just normal. its here to stay
IM QUEER
IM HERE
GET USED TO IT

Nathan Gonzalez
Nathan Gonzalez

heheh, drinky drink :3

Andrew Evans
Andrew Evans

scoots ur a fag

Elijah Barnes
Elijah Barnes

sorry hunni

i snapchatted everyone, but it was kinda a euro time to TC

Robert Thompson
Robert Thompson

Yeah they also fucked little boys and had them as cock sleeve apprentices

Tfw no strong Greek daddy to fuck your shotahole

Elijah Miller
Elijah Miller

I had a fucking panic this morning regarding my money. its all fine though. I like how I now have a bastard back up keyboard too.
Im a mess.

Ian Nelson
Ian Nelson

That's fine, I'll try to make it to the next one for sure.

Liam Hughes
Liam Hughes

are you short money?

i can drop you a loan in a day or two if you need

Oliver Kelly
Oliver Kelly

WHAST THE FUCKING HELL DID YOU JUST SAY TO ME YOU LITTLE BITXCH!!!!!!

Robert Cox
Robert Cox

I'm here
I cry when I look in the mirror
get used to it

Ryder Martin
Ryder Martin

NO i AM SUPER PLUSH, REALLY MORE THAN PERFECT.
i WAS JUST HABVING A MAD THOUGHT.
because I am crazy.
no i can more than manage on errything.
no worries
also i accidentally capped at the top there but cba to retype lol
im a mess.

Joshua Harris
Joshua Harris

What the fuck did you just reply to me you fucking fa[THIS POST UNAVAILABLE IN EU MEMBER STATES DUE TO THE HATEFUL AND/OR VIOLENT NATURE OF ITS CONTENT. ANY DELIBERATE ATTEMPT TO ACCESS CENSURED CONTENT WILL RESULT IN PROSECUTION TO THE FULLEST EXTENT OF THE LAW UNDER CONSPIRACY AND ACCESSORY GUIDELINES FOUND IN EU RESOLUTION #3648.]

Adam Richardson
Adam Richardson

I'm not gonna get into /d/-tier fetishes but that's a shame

Aiden Morales
Aiden Morales

Poor bard. Gonna look in the archives, get your fucking doxx, come to your house and watch k-on! with you fucking expect us.

Joseph Bennett
Joseph Bennett

I

Cry

When angels deserve to die

Zachary Garcia
Zachary Garcia

lol, um, okay scooter, just gimme a shout if you need anything ^^;

it absolutely is not

if you're a girl, you don't get to have sperm

it's just the way of things

Isaiah Price
Isaiah Price

Who is everyone's favourite gay pornstar? We all have one.

I miss my old copypasta word document. I wonder if its still on my old hard drive.

FATHER!!!!!!!!!!

Thanks, glad to have good frens. I should snapchat all day today
im a mess
new meme

Michael Lee
Michael Lee

We are approaching this from entirely different angles

Levi Smith
Levi Smith

Gayfag McFudgepacker

Nathaniel Collins
Nathaniel Collins

I like Hideyoshi from Baka to test

Hunter Thompson
Hunter Thompson

lmao, original af

Ayden Cooper
Ayden Cooper

i have to leave in seven minutes

oh boy i hope he wants my blood

he said he would every 3 months

Justin Miller
Justin Miller

who dat?

s-senpai

Nolan Ross
Nolan Ross

AND I HOPE HE GIVES ME ZOPICLONE

so i can sleep comfortably/take them all at once and be a mess

Adam Young
Adam Young

kinky

Logan Perry
Logan Perry

WHY HAVE YOU FORSAKEN ME

Carter Perry
Carter Perry

I am nothing if not originally derivative

Alexander Cruz
Alexander Cruz

I DON'T THINK YOU TRUST

IN

MY

SELF RIGHTEOUS SUICIDE

Kayden Carter
Kayden Carter

See you on the other side.

Bye

Easton Hall
Easton Hall

le clumslut

Dylan Wright
Dylan Wright

last time a sweet old lady nurse took my blood and she asked if i wanted to lie down on the floor in case i feinted

she doesn't know that blood is my fetish

Easton Jenkins
Easton Jenkins

okay i'm offski bye xx

Ryan Campbell
Ryan Campbell

:^)

LOL ERIN

Gabriel Hughes
Gabriel Hughes

re wtf I HATE traps now

Liam Thompson
Liam Thompson

Oxymorons not your thing? HI IT'S BILLY MAYES HERE WITH OXYCLEAN

Benjamin Hughes
Benjamin Hughes

wew

Ethan Rodriguez
Ethan Rodriguez

ur missin out

Dominic Reyes
Dominic Reyes

Scarlet is a trap though, self deprecation is a britiash meme

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Jason Parker
Jason Parker

Mother fucker I'm the straightest shota

Tyler Reed
Tyler Reed

hERE IS ME SEARCHING FOR MY LOST FUCK TO GIVE

Thomas Fisher
Thomas Fisher

NAH THEY'RE FINE M8
I'M SO HUMOROUSLY DIVERSE IT'S NOT EVEN FUNNY

Alexander Ramirez
Alexander Ramirez

mfw I think about the near future

Christian Torres
Christian Torres

also mfw thinking about all the fun things that will happen

Carson Murphy
Carson Murphy

I AM MACHINE
I NEVER SLEEP UNTIL I FIX WHAT'S BROKEN
I AM MACHINE
A PART OF ME WISHES I COULD JUST FEEL SOMETHING

Leo Hernandez
Leo Hernandez

mfw thinking about lenko and how much I dont care about his shitty life

Grayson Butler
Grayson Butler

OH SHIT

triple post

5

Dylan Wood
Dylan Wood

............

Jaxon Parker
Jaxon Parker

mfw i think about the near future

Jeremiah Sanders
Jeremiah Sanders

problem?

Colton Jackson
Colton Jackson

mfw when nobody cares about the gay jew scoots

Adam Jackson
Adam Jackson

check 'em

Thomas Hughes
Thomas Hughes

???

Jonathan Diaz
Jonathan Diaz

tfw most beloved poster here.

Juan Rogers
Juan Rogers

tfw you have no face because you're a liar

Jonathan Allen
Jonathan Allen

tfw most beloved poster here.

Landon Brown
Landon Brown

whatever makes you feel better, homo

Aiden Davis
Aiden Davis

I recognize your recognizing of that weiner, Bard.

Brody Bell
Brody Bell

THAT FACE WHEN LENKO IS FULL OF SHIT

Ayden Kelly
Ayden Kelly

tfw scoots is always this mad

Gavin Long
Gavin Long

kek I'm rewatching that show right now

Jackson Harris
Jackson Harris

NOT EVEN MAD

Carson Hill
Carson Hill

I'm still talking to her, Lenko.

:/

Nicholas Parker
Nicholas Parker

dude lmao, why

Isaac Gray
Isaac Gray

Reminiscing too hard.

Xavier Russell
Xavier Russell

Who is grim talking to?

Kevin Sanders
Kevin Sanders

why is he reminiscing

Landon Morris
Landon Morris

does he know its mornyan?

Colton Nguyen
Colton Nguyen

he's going dancing through the dark
walking through the park
and reminiscing

Mason Adams
Mason Adams

4am

Dylan Hill
Dylan Hill

dude just move on if you two aren't going to hate fuck

Tyler Parker
Tyler Parker

Are you hate fucking lexi? or fuji? or chiii? or leno? or wish?

I wanna know what love is.

David Parker
David Parker

Why do I keep waking up in the middle of the night with an urge to drink my own urine (serious question, please help)?

It happens at least once a week, and usually several nights a week. I wake up foggy, I need to pee, and I have this feeling like I want to drink it. I make my way to the kitchen, urinate in a glass, and by then I have woken up and think “what has gotten into me?” so I pour it out and go back to bed.

Jose Gonzalez
Jose Gonzalez

I'd hatefuck Fuji

The hate isn't even necessary

Andrew Rogers
Andrew Rogers

WHAT IS LOVE?????? BABY DON'T HURT ME

Parker James
Parker James

AHHHH.....

Samuel Cook
Samuel Cook

DON'T HURT ME

NO MORE

Jeremiah Turner
Jeremiah Turner

come see me on chaturbate . c o m look up my user name my user name is big rob2379 if my link does not work I do what everr your hart desiers as long as u tip lets have some fun today you can also send me you email address ill send you my link

10570what are gloves29

Daniel Rivera
Daniel Rivera

I never sat and had too many talks with Fuji
but the one thing I remember most about htem
wwhen Borderlands 2 first came out, I was stuck on the bunker level and like out of nowhere fuji offered to help or like joined my game or sent an invite or something

it was on ps3
and like what I had spent maybe
A half hour on
they blasted through in like 5 seconds and helped me get through like 5 levels

big love for old fooj

Alexander Cruz
Alexander Cruz

lmao wtf

Luis Gutierrez
Luis Gutierrez

at least show me logs you nig nog, in private though.

Leo Ward
Leo Ward

I miss Fooj.

Landon Phillips
Landon Phillips

HAAAAAH......

Juan Richardson
Juan Richardson

ah

Gabriel Price
Gabriel Price

She's a huge sweetheart

Cameron Brown
Cameron Brown

Her: You look like a happy lumberjack

Wyatt Nguyen
Wyatt Nguyen

Your parcel is now with your local Hermes courier for delivery.

its happening

Dominic Davis
Dominic Davis

IS IT MARIE

Jason Reyes
Jason Reyes

Tell her you have nice wood. LOL

Luke Murphy
Luke Murphy

Is it bad that I know the doujin those Jinx images come from by sight

John Walker
John Walker

it's ALWAYS the same guy with MyHermes

i swear, i moved from inverness, and still get the same hermes delivery guy

Hudson Thomas
Hudson Thomas

AHHH

Michael Price
Michael Price

Yeah man, what the hell is wrong with you? Sexualizing a children's video game like that..

Parker James
Parker James

I know it too.

"But I'm not the lumberjack here, you are!"

Austin Diaz
Austin Diaz

iTS AN ALBUM i HAVE BEEN WAITING FOR. mY BABIES!

T&S wew

Matthew Foster
Matthew Foster

"But I'm not the lumberjack here, you are!"

:O is it paige?

Liam Scott
Liam Scott

oh, and my medical like is like so perfectly in order atm

i don't even need to pick up medical certificates for my benefits any more, the council told my doctor that they assessed me themselves, and i'm definitely disabled, and he doesn't need to provide any more evidence

Matthew Fisher
Matthew Fisher

WHY WOULD YOU SAY THAT?

Anthony Wright
Anthony Wright

no

Lincoln King
Lincoln King

SHE SAID THAT

Parker Garcia
Parker Garcia

AHHHHH.....

Jordan Collins
Jordan Collins

my doctor is changing my prescriptions from one month to two month so i don't need to pick those up as often any more

TODAY IS GREAT

Josiah Cruz
Josiah Cruz

ECCHI

Brayden Wood
Brayden Wood

Awesome! less stress right?

ITS ECHOE?!?!??!?!?!?

Easton Reed
Easton Reed

what did you even reply with for her to even be prompted to say such a thing?

Noah Ramirez
Noah Ramirez

tfw no cutie to cuddle in the mornyan

Caleb Watson
Caleb Watson

I packed my bowl at 11:30 and I've been sitting here since then letting my vape warm up which takes like 15 seconds

Its like 3:31 now and I still havent smoked

ever happen to you guys you just pack a bowl get ready to burn and then you just
fucking
sit there for hours before even getting high?

Colton Williams
Colton Williams

exactly!

no more worries that if i'm late picking up my sick line i won't get any money, no more sick lines!

Josiah Sullivan
Josiah Sullivan

I told her what you said

Ayden Lewis
Ayden Lewis

Get in there!
Boosh.
Streamlining like a boss

Benjamin Scott
Benjamin Scott

KEK, nice! Get on discord tell me more.

Nathaniel Baker
Nathaniel Baker

i would say drinkies but i only have tobacco money left

but if i could, they would be celebratory drinkies, cause today is fucking awesome

Adam Hughes
Adam Hughes

No.
We're just joking around.
She's trying to sleep lol.

Gavin Adams
Gavin Adams

cigarettes are bad mkay, I had two when I was completely hammered and I didn't like it. Cigars however are nice once in a blue moon.

Daniel Harris
Daniel Harris

I might drinkies.
lawl
suffering

Jose Baker
Jose Baker

cigars smell on your clothes for dayyyyys

Nathaniel Mitchell
Nathaniel Mitchell

For some reason whenever i get drunk i want cigarettes but i don't smoke either

that shit's gross

Mason Phillips
Mason Phillips

I no longer need to smoke, I kicked the habit.
I dont even vape anymore.
But I will always be a citizen of VapeNation.

Colton Morris
Colton Morris

I'm not sleepy yet and don't think I can fall asleep any time soon so I wanted to talk to someone for a bit before heading off to bed. I'm super bored since I have tomorrow and Saturday off.

THEY'RE SO GOOD THOUGH.

It is gross, I was just so fucking drunk though. I was offered and I took it.

Angel Torres
Angel Torres

I can't really talk much since 5am soon and all

take a walk

Nicholas Barnes
Nicholas Barnes

Why are you all up so fucking early.

John Foster
John Foster

bed?

Brody Moore
Brody Moore

Why the fuck would anyone walk around at 1:37 in the morning? It's not safe out.

Logan Rogers
Logan Rogers

don't be a bitch

Julian Garcia
Julian Garcia

my nigga right there
and good on you forgetting that devil ot of your life

Asher Miller
Asher Miller

big fart

Ryder Davis
Ryder Davis

i had the doctors, but i'm normally up at this time anyways right now

Ethan Edwards
Ethan Edwards

AHAHAHAHAHHA

Tyler Gomez
Tyler Gomez

I've come to the conclusion that I may possibly have insomnia

Juan Peterson
Juan Peterson

not safe out
not being able to walk around your town at any time you desire
having to worry about being out after dark

You poor s.o.b

Gabriel Foster
Gabriel Foster

I atleast have booze, my one vice... well my second vice.
My first is loving cuties
this fucking memememememe

Robert Anderson
Robert Anderson

Is lenko in Syria?

Aiden Perez
Aiden Perez

idk is he

Jace Hernandez
Jace Hernandez

I'll just go jogging int he morning.

Would be a different story if I had a gun. Although I could handle myself if I got into it with two people.

Chase Thomas
Chase Thomas

I want pizza. And a cutie. I wanna eat a pizza with my cutie. Then when we have full peeba belly. Fuck. Hard. And relentlessly. Pizza sex sweat.

Jonathan Price
Jonathan Price

I don't know what time it is in britbong, probably midday?

Well you should probably [seek medical attention]

Joshua James
Joshua James

i have two slices left from yesterday

GOD HOW AWESOME IS TODAY

Lucas Roberts
Lucas Roberts

9.42AM

Cameron Johnson
Cameron Johnson

Keep posting aslan cuties grim

It is gonna be a fucking legen-WAIT FOR IT-dary day

Luke Butler
Luke Butler

if you're eating pizza it's legendairy

Christopher Nelson
Christopher Nelson

I'd love me a nice bottle of some sweet vino atabout now to be honest
whats stopping you from indulging eh?

Tyler White
Tyler White

but pizza is a vegetable

one of your five a day

Gabriel Wood
Gabriel Wood

Wew
I need to find me an asian cutie. shame there are non posting.

If you are seated right now, its on yoiu legenderrier

Nothing. I wanna grab breakfast and get my parcel before having any

this

one of my 5 pizzas a day

Brayden Cox
Brayden Cox

Shrug
why are you awake

If you have to worry about carrying a gun on your person just to walk ar ound your town at night
you're living in the wrong town bro

Caleb Flores
Caleb Flores

Not too early.

God I love being able to step out my door and see asian cuties.

I just got off work. It's 6 pm

Nicholas Richardson
Nicholas Richardson

what does it mean when someone wants you to water their stamen

Easton Morales
Easton Morales

tomato sauce duh

Bentley Thompson
Bentley Thompson

DUDE I KNOW I AM. That's why I'm leaving it soon!

oh, silly me.

Cooper Mitchell
Cooper Mitchell

they are DTF

Gabriel Hill
Gabriel Hill

farmville thing

Jayden Torres
Jayden Torres

In america, pizza is a vegetable

Henry Howard
Henry Howard

tfw ull never be a plant and get watered by grim

Adrian Stewart
Adrian Stewart

life satisfaction right now is through the roof

AND I HAVE DEPRESSION

WHICH MEAN SHIT MUST BE REALLY FUCKING GREAT

Joshua Smith
Joshua Smith

I feel like shit

Gavin Clark
Gavin Clark

I thought you were American
oh my

Jaxon Taylor
Jaxon Taylor

Same
what is eating you?

Isaiah Adams
Isaiah Adams

how do i know if im still depressed because any time im even close to being sad mommy gives me kisses and makes me feel better

Ryan Allen
Ryan Allen

I feel super anxious and can't sit still. I JUST WANT TIME TO MOVE QUICKER.

Carson Walker
Carson Walker

Wow, I really am a fucking stupid cunt.

Austin Reyes
Austin Reyes

you told me i was a mess last night >.>

mommy is your cure, love her

Tyler Edwards
Tyler Edwards

ADHD

Ayden Torres
Ayden Torres

No idea what this implies

If you need somebody to talk about it with or you would even like to vent a ltittle I'd love to listen but if you want to remain vague and distanced just let me know and i wont bother

same

Gabriel Ortiz
Gabriel Ortiz

everyone being all sad and anxious

nezi pls

Henry Powell
Henry Powell

physically

need a comb

so passive agressive

Grayson Turner
Grayson Turner

mommy is your cure, love her

ya i do but im gonna be away from her for a month cus im visiting fam in vargina

but at the end of the day its just co-depenendence right?

we're both super yan yan for eachother though, like unhealthily so

so its amazing tbh........ i love mommy !!!!

Anthony Jones
Anthony Jones

brb making breakfast.

damn man

post cock

Carson Ward
Carson Ward

YAY this post is kawai

Connor Smith
Connor Smith

Why would you think that.

Liam Ortiz
Liam Ortiz

You take that mommy shit to the extreme and its unhealthy

tbh

Jackson Roberts
Jackson Roberts

Would you rather i respond like i did nezi earlier?

It's as simple as saying you don't feel comfortable sharing

Jason Price
Jason Price

it was bed time, i can have messy hair if i want

literally the first thing i said out loud today was "k, fuck you too den" after i woke up and watched that snap, and my dog got all worried i was talking to her

Lucas Wood
Lucas Wood

weren't you in the army or something

Austin Jenkins
Austin Jenkins

havea good day

Hunter Martinez
Hunter Martinez

Jesus, I'm not a faggot man.

Aaron Murphy
Aaron Murphy

sorry
I didn't know the time

What is your issue, Bardo?

Alexander Anderson
Alexander Anderson

^_~
how is it unhealthy
without this id still be cutting myself and crying all day abusing benzos and opiates
its undone like 4 years of trauma and made me drop my wall around people that aren't even here, allowing me to be myself around people >w<
therapy couldn't have undone so many years of trauma that i feel like a 16 year old again in terms of how much trauma ive induced, but with the knowledge and maturity of a 20 year old
puta,,,

Mason Rodriguez
Mason Rodriguez

madness
are you happy where you're at?

I don't know, I took offense to that for some reason

i'm not trying to be a dick i guess
Maybe its just this morning or something
sorry

Jonathan White
Jonathan White

lesser of 2 evils
but in an absolute view of societal norms, the relationship you hold with her is unhealthy and could spell trouble

idk if you're in a trolling mode
I just felt like being honest
I haven't been honest with a bunch of people because I've been too afraid of stepping on eggshells

/pat
It's my ex

Jaxon Thomas
Jaxon Thomas

It's alright I suppose. Don't I have you on facebook, or was that someone else? Omni?

Isaiah James
Isaiah James

i'd like to express my sympathy, condolences, apologies, and hope for an easy future and a less painful time you are going through currently cause I knw that shit can be a bitch and I dont mean to get attiudey with you cause right now thats the opposite of what you need so i hope things can go smooth dude

Christopher Clark
Christopher Clark

Might be getting your communites mixed up
Don't think I ever did
I have a few folks from my threads but only llike 4 of them

Adrian Ramirez
Adrian Ramirez

Thanks. You give too much.

Nicholas Roberts
Nicholas Roberts

but in an absolute view of societal norms, the relationship you hold with her is unhealthy and could spell trouble

obviously i understand this, ive had a fuck ton serious adult relationships, and all the drama and shit that ensues with them.

i literally haven't let a single person get past like tier-1 love with me in years since my first actually serious relationship.

i know what ive gotten myself into, and i know how it could possibly fuck up. however, this is the most stable relationship ive ever been in, and i don't get the impulsive urge to destroy the relationship like i have in other ones

she loves the fuck out of me too and is literally the most caring loving gf ive ever had

co-dependence is a lesser of two evils, i understand this. but honestly even if it ended id be better than i was if it never had happened

Grayson Butler
Grayson Butler

i think imma watch Don't Call Me Crazy

feel sorry for the girls and guys who are equally as messed up as me, but don't have such an AWESOME LIFE to make it bearable

i mean, they're in a young person's psychiatric unit cause their parent can't cope with their issues

I'd be there if i didn't have my own house and an awesome father who knows that would be like the worst thing for me

Asher Campbell
Asher Campbell

It's hard to keep track of everyone, man. My bad.

David Bailey
David Bailey

I don't mean any offense by it no stress or anything

Jeremiah Cook
Jeremiah Cook

Yeah. So you understand it's still unhealthy, right?
Try to make it into an equally balanced relationship. Will definitely stabilize it for a long time.

Charles Hall
Charles Hall

Who even am I to tell you what to do?

I'm sorry Mayaka. It's an awful habit of mine.

Joshua Williams
Joshua Williams

Grim, is that a nice view from the soapbox

Lucas Gray
Lucas Gray

*hugs*

it'll be fine poppa bear

Dylan Diaz
Dylan Diaz

perhaps it's opposite day

Justin Lopez
Justin Lopez

Try to make it into an equally balanced relationship. Will definitely stabilize it for a long time.

it is tho
we both fulfill eachothers needs
and i let her rely on me when she needs to
like for instance, when we go outside even if shes the emotionally dominant one im the one that is more extroverted and such, or rather capable of acting as such
like today we went out and i was the one talking to the waitress and calling her to the table for the check and stuff
it all works out in its own way, you know

Evan Russell
Evan Russell

and mommy loves you kitten

how can one little girl even be this cute

Matthew Baker
Matthew Baker

shut.. the FUC Kup bITCH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

MOM IS SUCH A BITCH AHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Austin Lee
Austin Lee

I have no idea what any of you guys are talking about right now really

Nolan Morgan
Nolan Morgan

YAY CUTE POSTS

Caleb Nguyen
Caleb Nguyen

it's been ages since somebody called me kitten :c

Thomas Turner
Thomas Turner

cAN i CALL YOU KITTEN :3 ALWAYS A GOOD KITTEN ^.^

Hunter Gutierrez
Hunter Gutierrez

Erin is a cutie kitten, and a cool cat. underNYANable!

Ayden Smith
Ayden Smith

:3c prrrrrrrrr

Jonathan Howard
Jonathan Howard

the name i originally posted with was team !kittensORw

Asher Diaz
Asher Diaz

what did you call me?

Brandon Bailey
Brandon Bailey

-pets the kitten-

Ryder King
Ryder King

and i used to use nemsync hax to make it say team !kittensORwhat

Camden Morales
Camden Morales

meow ^^

Ayden Williams
Ayden Williams

I'd be too shy/nervous to pet you irl tho

/anxiety

Michael Garcia
Michael Garcia

thats not how good girls behave

its almost like you dont want what good girls get

James Jones
James Jones

threads had much less toxic vitriol back then

Jason Howard
Jason Howard

i'd make you :3

Nathan Foster
Nathan Foster

God it's getting gay as fuck in here

Kayden Phillips
Kayden Phillips

casper, plebeian, canon, iza, skitty, smokey, noko, socks, blueberry

miss those days a little

Camden Bailey
Camden Bailey

being a heterosexual
come ON its [CURRENT YEAR]

Grayson Davis
Grayson Davis

and scoot before he bailed over to animu threads

Nicholas Gonzalez
Nicholas Gonzalez

wags tail anxiously

lets go to bed and do the thing.. and then start packing :x

Tyler Morales
Tyler Morales

those halycon days of /b/

Nathan Gray
Nathan Gray

why even live, really

Brody Evans
Brody Evans

I miss Noface

Thomas White
Thomas White

nini

Samuel James
Samuel James

nini <3

Anthony Clark
Anthony Clark

Do you remember Androgynous, the poster, Erin.
*sigh*
I remember them too often.
It hurts.

Lucas Evans
Lucas Evans

good sleeps

William Hall
William Hall

i think vaguely i do, yes

Ayden Lopez
Ayden Lopez

honestly
that was me

Xavier Campbell
Xavier Campbell

But I like cute girls.
Cute girls?

Angel Barnes
Angel Barnes

the emotional pain that comes in tow with being an oldfag ;-;

Robert Roberts
Robert Roberts

If one came around , maybe
le tfw no cute girl face

Robert Lewis
Robert Lewis

i love my mõmmi so much >w<

Jacob Green
Jacob Green

so much !!!!

Hudson Roberts
Hudson Roberts

Just go outside, mate.

Christopher Sanders
Christopher Sanders

yass my router is here

Parker Perez
Parker Perez

Small town life memes

Julian Diaz
Julian Diaz

ganbatte, thread

Carson Perry
Carson Perry

Its dead in here.

Robert Martin
Robert Martin

Such a sad state of affairs when you like people in a place like here. When people just. Leave.
I remember the good times though.
We've kicked some ass :3

Brody Hernandez
Brody Hernandez

Scarlet. If you we're Androgynous I would probably roll my eyes you.

Aaron Lee
Aaron Lee

the rooter is here
YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAS

Connor White
Connor White

in your chest?

Liam Barnes
Liam Barnes

should be ready to set up in like 5 days ^^

Isaac Perez
Isaac Perez

The days of prehistoric internets is nearly over
the time is now
you cant see me
the time is now

But here we stand. Unafraid.

Xavier Murphy
Xavier Murphy

Hmm, maybe.

Kevin Powell
Kevin Powell

buck up amigo

Joseph Ortiz
Joseph Ortiz

What do you mean?

Christian Powell
Christian Powell

I don't know really
how is your day coming along?

Angel Martin
Angel Martin

Fine i think. Just a little sleepy.

Dylan Robinson
Dylan Robinson

Wonderful to hear, any big plans for the day or week?

Samuel Ward
Samuel Ward

No i don't think so. I can do whatever i feel like.

Anthony Cruz
Anthony Cruz

Always good to keep an open schedule
what kind of music are you interested in?

Nathan Torres
Nathan Torres

I really like music from movies or video games.
So maybe all kinds.

Jacob Nelson
Jacob Nelson

Ah I see
I enjoy quite a few film and game tracks myself

Anyway enjoy your day however it goes user
Ill let you get tto the thread and leave ya be eh

James Rodriguez
James Rodriguez

Bye bye mister.

Landon Baker
Landon Baker

Yay~

Carter Adams
Carter Adams

vape nash

Brayden Wilson
Brayden Wilson

please talk

Owen Jackson
Owen Jackson

Should I get a bunch of vaporwave to listen on my 9 hour flight while xannied up?

Kevin Flores
Kevin Flores

I love reading history.
I should start boozing soon.
Gonna get some red wine and poach some pears later.

Jose Rodriguez
Jose Rodriguez

where are my non-existent friends internet friends

Ryder Cook
Ryder Cook

I suppose they are wherever non existance is

Ian Roberts
Ian Roberts

red wine would be loveley

Kevin Richardson
Kevin Richardson

Right down here* Unzips duck*

Blake Cooper
Blake Cooper

Reading about the Iranian Revolution.
lol The Ayatollah duped america so bad.
He basically secretly was telegramming the Carter Administration saying "Lol I will remove shah but this is gonna be legit peaceful, i dont want violence, lol dont even wanna spread my revolution we gonna be frens k"
and America was like Me, dumb and looking at the situation with best intentions
THEN kohmeini just slam dunked the funk.

That song is now in my head

Ethan Sanchez
Ethan Sanchez

Is it a cute duck?

Matthew Long
Matthew Long

Maybe. Are you really from Korea by the way?

Noah Martin
Noah Martin

I feel like if I take .25mg of Xanax before my flight and then load up on vaporwave I'll just lay there nodding like fuck and it will feel like it was only an hour

Maybe this plane will have FUCKING USBs but even then wtf would I use my phone for if no data ?

Are games even fun honestly ? I've never found something fun I can do on my phone, I think I'd prefer to be nodded af

Planes don't scare me at all, I honestly just get fucking bored af

Julian Wood
Julian Wood

are you going on a flight or are you having a party lol
with that much you gotta be careful not to just skip all that and completely black out lmao

Eli Nelson
Eli Nelson

I mean, I'm in Korea.

Easton Hernandez
Easton Hernandez

Flying is fun.

Jace Robinson
Jace Robinson

Reading sports headlines
report on neymar and justin bieber doing keepy ups
they refer to bieber as an "american musician".

Easton Sullivan
Easton Sullivan

But you aren't korean?

Jaxson Torres
Jaxson Torres

Нет

Ryder Butler
Ryder Butler

Is this the real life

Dylan Hernandez
Dylan Hernandez

Australian?

Justin Davis
Justin Davis

I'm going on a flight

I'm only taking a quarter of a bar

I also have tolerance

I'm gonna take it literally when we park at the place tbh, so I'll be through security by the time it hits and I'll be waiting depart

Gonna load muh phone up with disassociative vaporwave and just gtfo of reality

By the time I get to my layover I'll be sober

Thomas Anderson
Thomas Anderson

Can'tnadian

Owen Phillips
Owen Phillips

Maple'd

Cooper Robinson
Cooper Robinson

I'm Dixie land where I was born in early on that frosty morning look away, look away, look away Dixie land

Jaxson Foster
Jaxson Foster

decide to jerk the meat
delivery driver knocks on door
rush to get get pants up

Typical. Atleast my Stuff is here wooo¬!!!!

Julian Anderson
Julian Anderson

i thought you said 25 mgd lol
that's nothing you should take at least 3 mg I feel

Jonathan Wright
Jonathan Wright

I don't know the difference

It's 1/4 of a bar

Idk what that is

Evan Jones
Evan Jones

what could it be?

Jose Barnes
Jose Barnes

FUCK YES

I LOVE UNBOXINGS

Austin Murphy
Austin Murphy

a big box with a smaller box

Easton Jackson
Easton Jackson

i find the sweet spot of any drug is usually 11 pills

Levi Lewis
Levi Lewis

AN IPHONE 6S PLUS 128GB?

Ryder Sanders
Ryder Sanders

hmm, or maybe not

Asher Smith
Asher Smith

Tfw you'll never od on Xanax on a plane

Kayden Murphy
Kayden Murphy

Woo its my Tegan and Sara order woo!

Unfortunatley not yet... guess we will be having a more exciting unboxing in future.

Oliver Allen
Oliver Allen

11 pills isn't an OD

benzos are notoriously hard to OD on

well, death-OD, in terms of like the therapeutic window i guess any more than one is an OD

OH

STILL NEAT

Asher Nguyen
Asher Nguyen

a fricken signed poster too woo

Isaac Watson
Isaac Watson

not to mention xanax is a triazolo benzo and therefor a2 and a3 selective, it doesn't even make you drunk or all that sleepy really

Parker Peterson
Parker Peterson

fuckin nicu :3

Landon Gutierrez
Landon Gutierrez

Xanax is literally the only benzo I've taken that makes me black out and be drunk as fuck

John Anderson
John Anderson

*lam = selective triazolo

*pam = unselective

Gabriel Nelson
Gabriel Nelson

then you're not doing other benzos right, cause on unselective ones that effect is like a thousand times stronger

Liam Rivera
Liam Rivera

Its a good fucking day.
time to quickly clean up, get wine and cider and get on round 2
woo woo good day!

Blake Sullivan
Blake Sullivan

its xanax right or klonopin?

I know theree are the 3mg bars and the 5 mgs i think the 3s are green and the 5s are yellows

then there aree the 1s but i have only seen the blue circular footballs which are .5s an d then the yellow circles which are 1s

Carter Thomas
Carter Thomas

pam

that's ironic

cause it's acronym for Positive Allosteric Modulator

which is what benzos are to GABA neurons

David Brown
David Brown

maybe it's on purpose

Owen Hughes
Owen Hughes

Xanax yellows tbh

Brayden Butler
Brayden Butler

dolphin on wheels

Jace Morgan
Jace Morgan

wasnt flipper a dolphin?

Ian Robinson
Ian Robinson

My nigga

Julian Miller
Julian Miller

i believe so

Dominic Wright
Dominic Wright

I was doing an ironic clap at my dad earlier in the week, and he called me flipper the seal... and said to him "erm, dont you mean dolphin?" he was adamant. adam ant.
stand and deliver wee woo woo brb boozerun

Adam Ross
Adam Ross

adam ant

Austin Powell
Austin Powell

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