Explode everything thread

Cameron Mitchell
Cameron Mitchell

explode everything thread

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Camden Nguyen
Camden Nguyen

These names

Zachary Richardson
Zachary Richardson

-is startled by the suggestion and squeaks. ...everything?!- ._.

-quickly squirrels away behind the couch-

Gavin Jackson
Gavin Jackson

.

Kevin Torres
Kevin Torres

-cleans the dot and puts it in the strainer to dry- ^_^

Jayden Garcia
Jayden Garcia

That made me laugh a whole lot.

Nolan Cook
Nolan Cook

You've fallen right into my trap sonata.

*Unzips dot*

Brandon Smith
Brandon Smith

v.v

Liam Diaz
Liam Diaz

Time to go to endo and get new prescriptions. I'm considering due to the fact that I go there whenever I have disposable income and I love smoothies, applying to the Jamba Juice that's right by my house. I don't NEED a job and the girls that work there are in high school, so as long as I'm persistent I'm bound to get a job there.

I can spend my entire day experimenting flavour combination to compose the magnum opus of smoothies.

My extended knowledge in food science probably helps as well.

This will be fun~

MOBAs are directly correlated to low intelligence

I legitimatley believe at least 3 of those people in that game are incapable of conscious though.

Isaiah Powell
Isaiah Powell

chill

Asher Lee
Asher Lee

How's Luka?

Luis Long
Luis Long

scarlet can i have the pizza nao

Robert Rogers
Robert Rogers

My dick is capable of conscious thought.

Charles Bell
Charles Bell

I said when I have money.

After rent is paid we wont be having money for 2 weeks, and are still having to call upon favours to pay it, thus acquiring debt.

In due time.

Aaron Ward
Aaron Ward

;-; oki ty

Connor Mitchell
Connor Mitchell

If I was a trap I would live off pizza until I finished my transition.

Sebastian Lee
Sebastian Lee

Why?

Tyler Walker
Tyler Walker

hhnng Aussie reggae and espresso
what a lovely day

Landon Davis
Landon Davis

I'm blaring Confederate Civil War songs and getting ready to go to my dr's appointment.

Dog bless

Ian Ward
Ian Ward

Pretty fun aye, wash in that dixie pride

Alexander Ross
Alexander Ross

I wanna kiss this lolis tummy

David Cox
David Cox

I wanna kiss this lolis feets

Connor Peterson
Connor Peterson

I wanna pinch this lolis butt !

Logan Mitchell
Logan Mitchell

wewlad

Isaac Brooks
Isaac Brooks

ban him

fucking ban him now

Jackson Johnson
Jackson Johnson

I eat the booty like ben n jerries
godly texts

wewie?

Carson Hughes
Carson Hughes

I wanna eat your booty like groceries

Gabriel Sanders
Gabriel Sanders

Erin why are you asking for more pizza
you just got an apple watch
wtf man

John Mitchell
John Mitchell

He's the new luka, who'd he scam out of an apple watch ?

Jordan Hernandez
Jordan Hernandez

What's wrong with pizza?

Jack Green
Jack Green

READ THE POST

Carter Young
Carter Young

she owes me a pizza

not everything is a matter of life and death grim

Robert Foster
Robert Foster

mfw

Connor Miller
Connor Miller

giving loans to people that aren't good for it.

David Russell
David Russell

Loan me a **hug* ?

Camden Martinez
Camden Martinez

fug

Daniel Howard
Daniel Howard

i didn't give her a loan, she promised she would buy me pizza when there wasn't a child here on the reg so i could give her my address and she could order it, cause i asked for one when i was on acid and she said yes, but i couldn't give her my address, so i grilled a cheese

Anthony Rivera
Anthony Rivera

FUUCK OFFF

You get up to some weird things in private conversations.

Jayden James
Jayden James

I just want goggles to be nice to me

Justin Hill
Justin Hill

Thats no cool lyric

Isaiah Torres
Isaiah Torres

Who said it was a lyric ?

Cooper Diaz
Cooper Diaz

Stop trying to do lewd shit any maybe I will.

Carter Collins
Carter Collins

Tummy pokes are not lewd

Leo Edwards
Leo Edwards

tummy kisses are

Mason Gray
Mason Gray

so is cock inhaling

Leo Scott
Leo Scott

Cheek pinching is not

Aiden Reed
Aiden Reed

so turns out wearing an apple watch on the inside of your wrist doesn't really work, it gets confused about when you're raising you arm and t should turn the screen on

imma have to learn to wear a watch all over again

Xavier Carter
Xavier Carter

ass cheek is

Joseph Nelson
Joseph Nelson

me

Christopher Garcia
Christopher Garcia

Nose poking is not

Josiah Butler
Josiah Butler

you poke people in the asshole with your nose tho

Aaron Torres
Aaron Torres

I want a vampire loli with a squishy butt and cock to sit on my face

Grayson Adams
Grayson Adams

.

Logan Long
Logan Long

squishy loli butts drive me nuts

Easton Davis
Easton Davis

I wish subtle was here to keep me in chastity again for my safety

John Johnson
John Johnson

I wanna heal my tank and watch his thick. long lifebar grow because of me

Julian Reed
Julian Reed

six hours later the town's internet is repaired

A disgusting ordeal

Anthony Murphy
Anthony Murphy

Don't worry i'm here.

Nicholas Anderson
Nicholas Anderson

Welcome back!

Joseph Wright
Joseph Wright

AWAKEN MY MASTERS

John Jenkins
John Jenkins

And how are you doing today goggles?

Xavier Howard
Xavier Howard

Exactly the same.

Zachary Price
Zachary Price

sorry bro ive seen that immunity cat, 2safe now

Noah Evans
Noah Evans

So bed time when ?

Jason Martin
Jason Martin

I am not sure yet..

Christian Carter
Christian Carter

At least go to bed before the sun comes up.

Jacob Powell
Jacob Powell

Then I still have 3 more hours

Josiah King
Josiah King

I'll be here for longer than that.

unless I fall asleep

Bentley White
Bentley White

dohoho i just raise my wrist to see where my pizza is at

this is like the neatest thing ever

Wyatt Collins
Wyatt Collins

You must not.

Now wait until they're delivered by drones.

Jackson Jenkins
Jackson Jenkins

I only got like 3 hours of sleep last night though.

I will try my best.

Jordan Davis
Jordan Davis

FUTURE

eventually it will be brain chips and you'll see the pizza tracker in a little HUD fed right into your visual cortex

Gabriel Phillips
Gabriel Phillips

I will be very angry with you.

The future means we're robots and don't need food.

Nathaniel Anderson
Nathaniel Anderson

i'll admit, that looks pretty sweet

Parker Ortiz
Parker Ortiz

Hey I said I was staying up.

Ryder Cook
Ryder Cook

get one so we can tap and doodle with each other!!!!!!1one

Nicholas Davis
Nicholas Davis

I could be the secret agent 5y.o. me wanted to be!

Charles Johnson
Charles Johnson

yes ^^

they like £200 on ebay, do it

you will need an iphone >5 too :3c

Aaron Baker
Aaron Baker

scoots isnt a secret agent
well my fantasies of becoming a bond girl somehow have just become even less likely, bollocks

Connor Reyes
Connor Reyes

I miss summertime adventures.
let's go to Italy for holidays

Jaxon Gutierrez
Jaxon Gutierrez

I wouldnt be a very good secret agent if I brazenly told everyone
especially on the internet

I assume that they work with the newer iPhones too?

Matthew Jones
Matthew Jones

tokai meant this for someone else
today is not a spoilers friendly day at all

Lincoln Hernandez
Lincoln Hernandez

yeah, i think the 5 is the oldest one they just werk with, naturally they just werk with the newer ones too

Jaxson Baker
Jaxson Baker

wuhwhat

Benjamin Jones
Benjamin Jones

know what i just noticed about Archer

no matter the hair colour, the eyebrows are consistently black

Nathaniel Clark
Nathaniel Clark

Also means I can show off my dolladolla to the cretins around town

Tyler Perry
Tyler Perry

Like desu's?

Cooper Gutierrez
Cooper Gutierrez

lol

Asher Powell
Asher Powell

*makes technology thinner*

Anthony Lee
Anthony Lee

I feel like a combo of melancholy and joy

John Martin
John Martin

Now to research how to make a viable laser attachment to the iWatch

Alexander Adams
Alexander Adams

Seems like a lot of work.

Charles Adams
Charles Adams

I wish I could art.

Leo Price
Leo Price

These CP ads are getting out of hand

Easton Wilson
Easton Wilson

you getting one?

you will be so sat

apple had to invent new, unbelievably thin numbers in order to display the unheard of levels of customer sat

Nolan Turner
Nolan Turner

I would do dick painting like that one weird old guy.

Tyler Scott
Tyler Scott

report them.

not globally.
locally.
global mods dont delete cp bot posts anymore.

Such an amazing use of talent.

Kevin Reyes
Kevin Reyes

eyehategod
eye

im looking into it heh
i need to look at my phone options

Owen Brown
Owen Brown

recommending 6s or 6s Plus

force touch is a thing on those

SE is a new budget iphone, like a 6 in the 5s's body, if you wanna go cheap there is also that

Nathan Wright
Nathan Wright

So basically a local report is for a local mod and a global report a global mod ? Aren't we a bit lacking in mods in this case ?
By the way, why the hell are global mods not deleting them ? I can't think about anything worse than CP on boards.

Colton Campbell
Colton Campbell

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9gg1Cm5WstI

Jordan Martinez
Jordan Martinez

Because the ride never ends.

Aaron Gray
Aaron Gray

I like how they censored his dick for most of it and then just said fuck it.

Alexander Barnes
Alexander Barnes

Pro's of the 6s/6s+?

Nathaniel Powell
Nathaniel Powell

our admin doesn't think so.
It's because hundreds of boards get spammed by the bots, they don't have the time to deal with them.

One of our mods just posted though, so a report is enough.

I would complain if it were up for more than an hour.

Connor Jones
Connor Jones

LOL WTF
I THOUGHT HE PAINTED DICKS
NOT PAINTED WITH HIS DICK

Logan Baker
Logan Baker

They have been vanished.

Carter Brown
Carter Brown

What am I a pervert? I'm not gonna paint dicks!

Noah Fisher
Noah Fisher

nice feet

Jason Brooks
Jason Brooks

HES SO FAST WITH IT

Hunter Hall
Hunter Hall

current fastest iPhone, relatively similar to 6/6+, but has bigger processor, more ram, force touch (detects how hard you're pressing things), live photos (records a short video when you take a photo so you can later pic the best frame), stuff like that

Aaron Moore
Aaron Moore

he uses his ass too

I'm done

Asher Scott
Asher Scott

I know. This world is a hellhole and there will always be bastards trying to exploit children. But letting them do it is the worst think. Plus, it could make Holla Forums disappear if the problem is left unnatended. I really don't understand why mods aren't doing what should be the most important part of their job.

Who is the admin by the way ? Darwin ?

Elijah Bennett
Elijah Bennett

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QkB14ozPKno

Dylan Campbell
Dylan Campbell

Show me yours.

Carter Peterson
Carter Peterson

Bebop

idk if I should click that

Nathan Scott
Nathan Scott

I shall have to see what its damage willl be to my bidget hue

Jacob Thomas
Jacob Thomas

I don't know him. And no, you shouldn't. I'm filled with regrets now.

Austin White
Austin White

Archives are you just searching for guys doing weird things with their dicks

Tyler Ortiz
Tyler Ortiz

Its two guys playing a piano together with only their dicks

Sorry Ididn't really sleep last night

Angel Gray
Angel Gray

how is your psych stuff going

did you tell the big guy about what we discussed?

William Gonzalez
William Gonzalez

they're pretty accurate

Jonathan Cooper
Jonathan Cooper

I had to find the video of the guy painting and it just kinda happened along the way.

Ayden Gray
Ayden Gray

Whai feet

Matthew Sullivan
Matthew Sullivan

I like how goggles has a foot fetish like that pedo Darwin

John Jackson
John Jackson

Why not?

Jordan Phillips
Jordan Phillips

You gotta be fully erect for that kind of precision.

Nolan Thompson
Nolan Thompson

I bet Darwin corrupted him into liking them.

Samuel Morris
Samuel Morris

Yep

talent

Anthony Russell
Anthony Russell

Maybe just a little

David Murphy
David Murphy

I haven't seen him yet. I will probably talk with him about point 1 and 2, and keep silent about point 3 for now. Maybe I'll jauge his reactions first before talking about all the implications of point 2.

I wish I could get fully erect without having to watch VHS-quality monster girl hentai in German

Gavin Davis
Gavin Davis

Very likely. Got to 'em early.

Grayson Young
Grayson Young

HAHAHAHA

Logan Torres
Logan Torres

Loco keeps posting news tidbits you've already read a week ago

Ryder Scott
Ryder Scott

Did you know No man's sky was delayed

Levi Reyes
Levi Reyes

I did the thing again

It was neat
feet are gross

Benjamin Wright
Benjamin Wright

What was the name of the second song they were doing?
It's a classic

RIP

Sounds good.

Nathan Ramirez
Nathan Ramirez

uhmm magic barriers

Xavier Evans
Xavier Evans

The death threats were real.

They have to be super clean.

Right.

Ethan Green
Ethan Green

What was the name of the second song they were doing?
It's a classic

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tVj0ZTS4WF4

Noah Morgan
Noah Morgan

A trully deviant persuasion.

Ryder Bennett
Ryder Bennett

the main dev got death threats over it
people are fucked up

James Sanchez
James Sanchez

I thought for a second you actually had the song :l

I think it's something waltz?

meh

Caleb Sanders
Caleb Sanders

I'm pretty sure some people are into dirty ones though.
Real question though.

is it bad that I actually like this song and have had it on loop?

Dominic Jones
Dominic Jones

Help me find the song

Jason Rivera
Jason Rivera

No, it's pretty chill

Christian Peterson
Christian Peterson

God damn isis

Hudson Davis
Hudson Davis

Dirty ones are gross.

Aiden Smith
Aiden Smith

ARE YOU SHITTING ME

Gabriel Butler
Gabriel Butler

This is cute

Jordan Jackson
Jordan Jackson

*puts feet on face*

yolo

What?

Cameron Ward
Cameron Ward

My feet aren't cool though, I dance too much

Daniel Roberts
Daniel Roberts

if he is actually isis
this does not bode well

Jeremiah Parker
Jeremiah Parker

I get enough of that from a particular female poster.

Cooper Perez
Cooper Perez

What a shame.

Brody Thompson
Brody Thompson

OMG who are you?!

o_o

William Morris
William Morris

It isn't like you could shoot him dead or anything.

Easton Jackson
Easton Jackson

For us or isis?
pfft I bet you do

Levi Brooks
Levi Brooks

your trip is public nigga

for us
for like
a week
then he's gonna get blasted by a UAV

Jason Brooks
Jason Brooks

dancing>else

Brody Russell
Brody Russell

It's not like I ask.

Chase Sanchez
Chase Sanchez

Continue dancing.

Isaac Cooper
Isaac Cooper

cute

Anthony Martinez
Anthony Martinez

I KILLED HER CHILDREN

THEN I RAPED HER

THEN I SMASHED HER HEAD IN

Brandon Turner
Brandon Turner

luka help me find the song that starts playing at 2:10
pls

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QkB14ozPKno

Jackson Clark
Jackson Clark

Hes pretty much the mountain from game of thrones.
If you want them to put their feet on your face thats okay with me goggles.

Its your life

Jacob Clark
Jacob Clark

EXACTLY

Thomas Kelly
Thomas Kelly

no... :(

ok

Jace Walker
Jace Walker

I dont watch it

everyone tells me I should

how else did they use it then

Kevin Baker
Kevin Baker

So confused. I'm going to brush my teeth.

Henry Young
Henry Young

forget about that person.
i'm fine, since it's just them that has it.

Lincoln Flores
Lincoln Flores

Its really good so you probably should.

Its got lots of tiddes and fighting

And floss

Jeremiah Thomas
Jeremiah Thomas

It's lucy isn't it

Andrew Gray
Andrew Gray

I will, all night

Brody Gutierrez
Brody Gutierrez

Maybe in the fall or something

Sebastian Jones
Sebastian Jones

Oh, yeah, I saw that. Lame as fuck.

I'm still a bit stressing about it, but I guess it has to come out at point or another.

Wait. No Man's Sky is cancelled ? Why ?

Wow, what ?

Carson Flores
Carson Flores

its not cancelled
just delayed

Ryan Myers
Ryan Myers

don't mind them.

Mason Walker
Mason Walker

lewd

Anthony Baker
Anthony Baker

Every episode is like an hour so its gonna take some time.

Also like the things that happen in the show are really gonna trigger you.

I wanna brag about my homo adventures grim

Liam Rivera
Liam Rivera

No Man's Sky is cancelled ?
Loco said delayed.

Jose Lee
Jose Lee

Its a buff tusken raider.

Henry Price
Henry Price

your..homo adventures...?

Sounds good
I kinda wanna wait until it covers all the books
how far is it in terms of the books?

Thanks for this
how did you find it?

Jayden Sullivan
Jayden Sullivan

And there are death threats about that ? Persona 5 should have come out one year and a half ago, I don't see people sending death threats for that. How dense can some people be ?

i don't know why I've read cancelled. Probably because the thought of death threats over the delay of a videogame is too absurd.

Well. I guess I would need religion too to convince myself that I have a place in this world if I looked like that.

Dylan Carter
Dylan Carter

by searching famous piano waltzs
and finding nothing that matchs

...then just looking in the comments section of the vid -_-
and seeing the name right there.

Adam Phillips
Adam Phillips

Yeah like super gay

It will probably be like two years before they finish all of it.

Aiden Barnes
Aiden Barnes

Dancing isnt lewd!

Luke Robinson
Luke Robinson

Yeah, for sure.
I wonder why people would do that.

Brody Long
Brody Long

:3

Mason Sullivan
Mason Sullivan

Carmen freed from the operatic vocals can be so great.

Kinda like Tchaikovsky freed of ballet elements. T's Sleeping Beauty Suite is simply amazing when it's played more loosely without the need to accommodate the dancers.

Noah Campbell
Noah Campbell

I don't have the faintest clue what you're talking about.
Operas? Muscials?

Isaiah Cooper
Isaiah Cooper

classical music

Sebastian Rogers
Sebastian Rogers

YEP
People are fucking retards
I hope the ones that sent the death threats get railed by polizei

derp
I don't ever read the comments sections

ty again tho

PHAAAAAAAAACK

Blake Butler
Blake Butler

rfw you forgot how cultured sabrina is

yee haw

Jack Cox
Jack Cox

I'm not sure which part the phack is referring to.

Ryder Jackson
Ryder Jackson

yup
The first time I heard Carmen/Habanera was without the opera/vocal elements

Joshua Kelly
Joshua Kelly

BOTH

Adam Myers
Adam Myers

Sometimes the most obvious solution is right under our nose.

Jacob Evans
Jacob Evans

how much a month do you guys pay for your phones?
Assuming you are all on monthly deals.

Kayden Myers
Kayden Myers

oh

Michael Adams
Michael Adams

Yup. Then they'll struggle to get him out of his basement because of all the fat, only to succeed because the raid will have made him piss himself, thus easing the extraction.

And not reading comment sections is wise. Very wise. I wish I was that smart, maybe I'd still have my faith in humanity.

Ian Cook
Ian Cook

brag away

I use a family plan so 150/4=$38

sheep and wolves

Brandon James
Brandon James

2 lewd 4 threead

Ryan Reyes
Ryan Reyes

Cheers Luka.
How ya doing?

Jose Fisher
Jose Fisher

$95
unlimited talk and text local
some decent amount of long distance time i think?
and... 1 gb of data.... which unfortunantely is a large chunk $25 out of my $95 plan

Ayden Gray
Ayden Gray

Sabrina makes me feel stupid

I hate it

Joseph Phillips
Joseph Phillips

I feel like I got pretty close to you telling me some of them but it never happened

Ayden Lee
Ayden Lee

I feel in awe.

Henry Walker
Henry Walker

i'm hungry.

i'm thinking of cookign perogies.

Elijah Diaz
Elijah Diaz

I love how Scoot just said I'm cultured, yet every time I hear this piece I think of Bad Santa. ;P

I enjoy listening to operas without the vocals and ballet suites played loosely without the dance elements because I feel like I'm hearing something close to what the composer heard in their head while working.

I feel like most of us did because of how frequently these pieces pop up in movies and commercials, you know? Which is pretty cool, 'cause it's exciting to learn where those familiar tunes originated and what they mean.

Loco. You're twenty times smarter than me on your worst day. What are you talking about?

Jonathan Butler
Jonathan Butler

i've never watched that! >_<

Kayden Green
Kayden Green

That much ? 20€ is enough for me. Maybe because I have no friends, local or long-distance.

Become smarter and realize that we should always be happy for our friends when they have qualities, and not envy them.

Hudson Jackson
Hudson Jackson

Whaaat? I'll have to stream it for you come Xmas time. It's a wholesome classic the entire family can enjoy.

Christian Collins
Christian Collins

20 euro is worth like 30 canadian

Carter Anderson
Carter Anderson

8)

Anthony Watson
Anthony Watson

Perogies?

Ooh, alright.
Fancy habit.
I justlisten to a couple of classical composers sometimes.
Mostly Beethoven's Moonlight Sonata.

Carson Reed
Carson Reed

I can get a new iphone 6s+ for £80 upfront
and then a monthly payment of £55
I was just wanting to see if that stacked up to average market price.
My current deal is £20 a month, but I have been due an upgrade fopr like 3 years now.
Kind of reflects real world trend really.

Well, darn it. Did I give you voer much credit?
Lol kidding.
You know you are awesome.
my go to intellectual

Robert Hill
Robert Hill

if you aren't too busy with something else i'm sure...

Austin Scott
Austin Scott

all me

Josiah White
Josiah White

Well, still. Damn I'm lonely. Though I think I've already said it numerous times.

Dominic Anderson
Dominic Anderson

It was in a final fantasy game for me

iphones a shit

Nicholas Stewart
Nicholas Stewart

But it looks so shiney!

Lincoln Cruz
Lincoln Cruz

Lol I'm a girl now

And those things can be Cookies?

Cooper Butler
Cooper Butler

i got my Sony Xperia Z5
for $0.00
on the 95$ monthly plan.
and i can upgrade by christmas 2017

*hugs* at least you have us to come home to.
:)

Ethan Brooks
Ethan Brooks

"Pierogi, also known as varenyky, are filled dumplings of East European origin. They are made by wrapping pockets of unleavened dough around a savory or sweet filling and cooking them in boiling water."

Justin Lewis
Justin Lewis

What?

Adrian Adams
Adrian Adams

Hehe.
Hey Toki.

Henry Jackson
Henry Jackson

Ahh, alright.

Brayden Bailey
Brayden Bailey

they are delicious and cheap and filling to eat make cook eat taste.

Blake Butler
Blake Butler

That aint bad man.
Eh, I dunno. I am wondering if Android is all its cracked up to be. I have never flirted with apple as far as mobiles go.
And the key seller for any phone to me is the photography capabilities. And between the S7 and 6s+, the 6s+ wins atm.

Christopher Smith
Christopher Smith

Thanks. That's nice to hear. But I still need to find a way to create contacts IRL. Especially with women if I want to have a long-time partner.
Or I should get a dog.

Matthew Mitchell
Matthew Mitchell

he needs to breed and make more super killers :3

Eli Hughes
Eli Hughes

Apple is user freindly simple.
Android is more open and free :)
My sony phone is good camera!

the dog will love you, and you will get to take care of it! ^_^

Julian Russell
Julian Russell

ohayou

Leo Cruz
Leo Cruz

beethoven
OMG! I went to see X-Men on Sunday and they used the second movement of Beethoven's 7th in a few scenes and during the credits. Uuuugh, Cookie. Every time I hear it it sends chills down my spine! But in a good way. It's one of the most gorgeous things ever composed.

I know a few useful things. Not always the best at articulating them though.

Nice! Which one? I stopped after 12.
FF8's soundtrack is still my absolute favorite.

I just hope I remember. Xmas is still a long way away. You may have to bonk me over the head and remind me!

Charles Nguyen
Charles Nguyen

I don't know how he's supposed to breed. He'd kill anything he'd try to impregnate.

Plus, that'd be a super excuse to go run and get fit, and it would increase my charisma by proxi and give me a huge moral boost.
But I'm currently living with my parents and my dad is turning vegetarian for ethic reasons, so a dog is out of question for obvious reasons.

Jacob Diaz
Jacob Diaz

Are you gonna be the mom?

Daniel Cook
Daniel Cook

Awe is just one step away from beating someone over the head with a rock

Untrue. Your humility also hurts me.

Stop being so good.

Aiden Davis
Aiden Davis

i wonder if you'll be hanging around by then :c

the dog isn't out of the question? :c

Jonathan Peterson
Jonathan Peterson

that's kinda hot...

ew i will never let a filthy animal muslim breed with me

Jaxon Garcia
Jaxon Garcia

Also love how Newswipe uses Beethoven's 7th for Doug Stanhope's "Voice of Amreica" segments.

Joseph Cox
Joseph Cox

I'd like to say same, but I am probably just a durrhead.
how goes sabshimi?

Anthony Foster
Anthony Foster

Just because hes in isis doesn't mean hes muslim you bigot

Wyatt Hall
Wyatt Hall

and thats why i drink

Leo Brooks
Leo Brooks

i'm not sure which one his 7th is, though I have probably heard it.
I don't have the liberty do jog my memory right now either, please remind me later.
How ya doin'?

Jordan Reed
Jordan Reed

Whatever, I don't want to breed with Grim's dad

Blake Butler
Blake Butler

What I mean is that meat consumption as a whole is an ethic issue for him, which is understandable. My father is doing his part to limit it and he understands that we still want to eat meat my mother and I sometimes, but a dog, which is a full meat eater, wouldn't be okay for him. I'd have to wait to live on my own, and I wuld also need a fixed home big enough to have a dog, which will not happen any time soon.

In which way ? Hot in the "being fucked at the point your organs are crushed and you start vomitting blood and screaming trying to cover the sound of your breaking bones" sense ?

Islam really needs a deep reform to draw a line between ISIS and peaceful muslims though.

Bentley Fisher
Bentley Fisher

hnnnnnnnnnn yes!

Mason Perry
Mason Perry

I'm reading his recently published autobiography right now and it's hilarious.

No one's promised a tomorrow, right?

I'm like a bull in a china shop here! ;__;

I'm doin' pretty alright. Just putting together some boring reports. You?

Whahaha?

Joshua Jones
Joshua Jones

a doggy bone isn't meat. and dog kibbles and bits isn't meat!

so go ahead and get a loving puppy to grow up with together! ^_^

Grayson Russell
Grayson Russell

promise me?

Tyler Ortiz
Tyler Ortiz

put this in your report

Manaka is going to sleep at 1AM, way past his curfew.

Ethan Mitchell
Ethan Mitchell

Taylor should have him killed

Joseph Carter
Joseph Carter

Monica! Ummmm. I'm telling.
The FCC's gonna kick in your door!

mfw

That I won't die between now and Xmas? I can't. But I promise to try my best not to!

Jordan Russell
Jordan Russell

Not exactly at my best, sorry.

Levi Carter
Levi Carter

.

Alexander Diaz
Alexander Diaz

Gimme some love in the meantime, never know when you won't be able to next~ ♥

Aaron Perez
Aaron Perez

I'm not surprised at all actually. I wish I could have a girlfriend that sexually eager, but with the ability to be honest and create an exclusive bond with me.

I'm not sure they are entirely viable options. I'd love to, don't get me wrong, but the amount of issues I have to take care of first seems big. We also have two cats currently, so the accumulation would be problematic. And my school life is eating away a lot of my time.

Oliver Nelson
Oliver Nelson

those bwakas at federal communication commision? what are they going to do? knock my door with radio wave? throw non FCC approved phones at me? block all radio waves from entering my house?

wait the last one was awful, tell them i'm sorry

but seriously, glad you showed up, cant get a good sleep without saying good night to at least one person.

Juan Moore
Juan Moore

they are viable options.
take care of things first :)
then once things free up get the puppy~

Angel Scott
Angel Scott

I do love him. He is just so savage. I believe it was Chiri who introduced me to him a few years ago.

Eli Ward
Eli Ward

Oh thats his dad? This changes everything.

Samuel Nelson
Samuel Nelson

No such thing, you can't turn a slut into a housewife

Why do you think Grim is such a good boy?

Anthony Turner
Anthony Turner

Did you know he beat Dane Cook in a comedy festival competition ten years before Cook blew up online? That means he spared us about a decade of Dane Cook. He has a funny chapter about it in the book. Such a fun read.

They'll probably just fine you. Don't be a drama mama!

So you're off to bed, hm? I hope you have good dreams.

*squish*

Is that yours?

Don't be sorry. I just hope you get to feeling better soon.

Liam Lewis
Liam Lewis

Because dads gonna break his legs if he doesn't get all A s in school.

Also call me dad from now on.

Camden Green
Camden Green

I'm not entirely sure about getting a puppy though. I'm very hesitant about the idea of getting a dog from a shelter, because I don't think I'm good in assessing authority, and having a grown-up dog could be difficult if it didn't know me in its youth. Depends on the breed too, I love wolf-like dogs, but I've heard they're not particularly easy to train, except german shepherds maybe. I'm afraid a shelter wouldn't leave me a lot of choice, and I'm also afraid of not being able to leave a shelter without taking a dog with me, even in the case where none of them might be truly good for me.

Yup. So stop trying to tempt me into marriage.

Mason Morgan
Mason Morgan

Who is dane cook? Are they terrible?

Jaxson Harris
Jaxson Harris

*chuu~* ♥

Elijah Martin
Elijah Martin

get a wolf doggy puppy

and feed it well
and take it on walks
and pet it and give it loving attention

Ryan Hernandez
Ryan Hernandez

GET A DIRE WOLF

Jonathan Bailey
Jonathan Bailey

NO it never ends well for a dire wolf

Evan Perry
Evan Perry

Oh gosh stop tempting me people. I really can't afford it right now, but damn it it would be great.

Zachary Miller
Zachary Miller

im straight

James Moore
James Moore

yours

Carson Flores
Carson Flores

JUST DO IT

Chase Murphy
Chase Murphy

:(
you can't afford it.

Jeremiah Edwards
Jeremiah Edwards

You want me to call you "dad"?

Very funny. I'm a virgin and I'm saving myself for marriage

Chase Rogers
Chase Rogers

you can't afford it

Lol Luka just called Adachi "poor"

Jacob Foster
Jacob Foster

Thats what I said.

Logan Anderson
Logan Anderson

nope

Julian Edwards
Julian Edwards

Just wish I had better news for you, is all.

James Evans
James Evans

That's what I just said. I'll need to wait I guess.
The again, if I end up killing myself because of depression, I'll never have one.

Blood, you're more of a slut in your head than actual sluts.

Shush.

Thanks, though I'm not sure about the true meaning.

Charles Green
Charles Green

I can't call anyone else "dad" because my father has both feet in the grave... now we're waiting for him to lay in it

You're fucked up

In my head, yes but I'll be 100% loyal to the person I marry

She called you poor and you just cucked under the table

Alexander Cox
Alexander Cox

don't die.

you'll get a dog if you don't die.

:)

Nathan Sanchez
Nathan Sanchez

100% useless

Mason Bennett
Mason Bennett

I highly doubt that. I can't check it, but what I see from you is not encouraging.
And she wasn't, and I don't have to feel offended.

Now that's one hell of a life goal.

Dominic Bell
Dominic Bell

S-sorry...

I love my father

You didn't write anything ._.,

I'm not a slut and I will appreciate if you stop calling me one

Adrian Martin
Adrian Martin

It is a life goal.

Unless... of course you have something easyer to goal for life?

*pets*

Ethan Bailey
Ethan Bailey

Did you ever read Peter David's "Fallen Angel" series?

Matthew Green
Matthew Green

How awful.

Zachary Ortiz
Zachary Ortiz

He's mostly harmless. I would call his style "bro humor". In a way, he was kind of the first person to become famous on the internet. As soon as YouTube and MySpace blew up, he promoted the hell out of himself on the platforms and quickly became a household name, at least over here. He starred in a couple of movies too. But his material wasn't anything too remarkable and he quickly faded away.

What's funny about Stanhope is that he's never really tried to catapult himself into stardom. He's the most beloved "unbookable" comic on earth because of it.

How ya doin' anyway, Luka?

But I have a penis. A big one.

Don't worry 'bout that. :3

I didn't. Would you recommend it?

Hudson Butler
Hudson Butler

I stopped after 5
LOL

Jayden Long
Jayden Long

Blood, you're flirting with everyone on the board. I'm male, desperate for love, affection and sex, and even I don't go hitting on every girl I see.

Well, I kind of want to write a fantasy book one day which will bear a deep philosophical meaning and serve as an exorcism for my anxieties. It will be hard, but I still think I might do it one day.

Leo Lee
Leo Lee

-cums on your hand- ahh~n!!!!

Yeah I'm going to miss the money...

Is that picture real?

Josiah Bennett
Josiah Bennett

i'm hungry, but i'm procrastinating cooking.
but i'm cozy at least.

are you all healed yet?

John Harris
John Harris

fuck off

Josiah Edwards
Josiah Edwards

You're not going to get the girl of your dreams if you're desperate. You're going to end up with your worst nightmare

How old are you?

Daniel Hill
Daniel Hill

write it down

type it out now

do it

Lucas Ward
Lucas Ward

i just wanted to talk to you... -sighs-

Jack Lewis
Jack Lewis

Lukaaaa. Go cooook. Doooo iiiit.
What's on the menu?
And wanna hear something funny? The doctor insisted I needed a $900 MRI, so I went in for it only to be told that nothing unusual showed up. So I have to pay off a $900 medical bill for absolutely nothing. 'Merica.

Easton Long
Easton Long

I've never read it. Someone brought it up in passing so I looked it up. It's more or less the successor to David's early 2000s Supergirl, with the series being an idea he couldn't use for it.

Jack Wood
Jack Wood

Take what's yours by birthright.

David Edwards
David Edwards

Then stop being a shitter

Hudson Barnes
Hudson Barnes

Oh good morning beautiful people

Julian Murphy
Julian Murphy

I don't have anything to my name :/

h-how am i being a "shitter"? i dont even know what that means... and.... and what was i doing wrong??

Eli Wilson
Eli Wilson

post it or it's all lies.

Jordan Adams
Jordan Adams

master?

Robert Evans
Robert Evans

Claim it

Oliver White
Oliver White

I DONT WANT TO TALK TO YOU

Cooper Ward
Cooper Ward

23. And the problem is not that I'm desperate, the problem is that when important things happen, I stress too much. So the more I like a girl, the less likely I am to make a move on her.

I wish. I have to study for exams, I have one after tomorrow and I don't know at all how I'm going to succeed it. And after that I'll have my final year work to do, so it's going to take quite some time.

I don't know, maybe try to be honest with people.

Jeremiah Taylor
Jeremiah Taylor

okay >_<
perogies.

come to canada~ ♥ its free to get all healed up. :)
america is butts and sillyness, america only want you for your money!

;c rawr

Austin Taylor
Austin Taylor

read your exam homework right now?
and defeat the exam?

sounds like you can complete soooo much right now! :D

Robert Morgan
Robert Morgan

Adachi you're older than me

Michael Green
Michael Green

You wish, once again.

Nathaniel Russell
Nathaniel Russell

OMG

Thresh's father! and velkoz's father!

OMG.... sooo epic....

Jonathan Perry
Jonathan Perry

I wish I could feel the same. I'm being devoured by my anxiety and the feeling of my utter mediocrity right now. That's not helping. I'm going to go play with a friend right now, But I think I'll try to cut on social media for a bit after that.

Wut ? Really ?

Cooper Mitchell
Cooper Mitchell

$900 MRI
That's such a weird amount. Are you already at a deductible and just paying co-insurance?

Blake Cruz
Blake Cruz

I like
hes like the frankie boyle of american comedy

Bentley Walker
Bentley Walker

Its a thresh skin.

Dark Star Thresh is coming.
Bear witness, the end is near.

Easton Perry
Easton Perry

cut down

William Butler
William Butler

So glad I dont have to pay for medical stuff

Landon Baker
Landon Baker

woah.... a legendary thresh skin.... :O

his ULT must be some kinda black hole!

Connor Sullivan
Connor Sullivan

Or you know it could also be some kind of void related event.

I'll be busy playing other games though.

Austin Jenkins
Austin Jenkins

after googling
Interesting concept. If you do read it, let me know how it is?

But I'm underage so I'd get banned and you'd get vanned.

I won't get eaten by bears will I?

I honestly don't know. I'm going to have to hash it out with Blue Cross Blue Shield and the hospital. -__-

frankie boyle
Gonna have to Google dat.

Anthony Bell
Anthony Bell

I'm 22
Nov is my bday month

I peeked this shit 5min after it came out
they put it on fb

Elijah Ross
Elijah Ross

Wut ?

Don't hesitate to answer, but I'm going to see that much later. Bye !

Cameron Nelson
Cameron Nelson

the void is OP now
... Dark star Thresh time
:3

Liam Torres
Liam Torres

Nope!

they are just like us! they will stay away from scary humans and protect their familys~ ♥
*snuggles the sab*

Matthew Howard
Matthew Howard

BCBS
At least it's not United.

Daniel Taylor
Daniel Taylor

just saw it now.

bye bye freind :)

Nolan Davis
Nolan Davis

Grim can you change my discord rank to Trap-slayer and Beast master?

Angel Diaz
Angel Diaz

you can only have one

Joshua Allen
Joshua Allen

tired....always tired....

Caleb Brown
Caleb Brown

give him anotha wun

Noah Flores
Noah Flores

Gay

Josiah Price
Josiah Price

just go to sleep and don't wake up

no
tell me about your homo adventures

Zachary Nelson
Zachary Nelson

i wish I could ;;~:

Benjamin Cook
Benjamin Cook

Do you eat well enough?
Since I have that problem, I forget to eat pretty often and then I'm all tired.

Sebastian Roberts
Sebastian Roberts

Beautiful.

Dang it! I was going to post a Jojo thing with a bear but now I can't find it. Ah well.

When they wanted to charge me $!60 for my medication, I conference called BCBS and the pharma and ended up getting my first fill free. The second was a 90 day supply for $50. So I'm hoping the same strategy will work now.

I think we USED to have United here, but that was back when I only went to the doctor for a yearly checkup and didn't have any issues. Gettin' old...

???

Jackson Kelly
Jackson Kelly

post it!
Jojo is fun!
i wanna see >w<

Wyatt Jones
Wyatt Jones

claim what? i only have a computer

w-why?... i thought we were friends.......

23, okay, your life is just starting, you don't need to waste your time with a girlfriend lol

i am honest

people call me a liar because it's a silly thread meme :p

then who are you?

Owen Kelly
Owen Kelly

It's all based on tiers.
Look at your provider's website and it'll have a breakdown of every common medication and what tier it's in. Usually it's $10/30/60 or something similar.

Nathaniel Peterson
Nathaniel Peterson

I'm getting tired of this worthless NEET posting anonymously

Xavier Foster
Xavier Foster

hmm 80s

Julian Allen
Julian Allen

I can't stop the feels.

Jaxson Powell
Jaxson Powell

Just a dude that's better than you.

Carter Harris
Carter Harris

Reagan 80s were the best.

Trump is going to make America great again!

Bentley Robinson
Bentley Robinson

I'm tired of just about all the wortahless Neets tbh

Nathaniel Lee
Nathaniel Lee

What makes you betta than me?

Gavin Moore
Gavin Moore

he super offensive and super funny
he is also scottish
not everyone can be perfect

Parker Gray
Parker Gray

fite me

Isaac Gonzalez
Isaac Gonzalez

Yup. Can't wait for Trump to put everyone back to work

Eli Moore
Eli Moore

I'm home.

Caleb Jenkins
Caleb Jenkins

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d5XJ2GiR6Bo

Luke Morgan
Luke Morgan

Smarter, better looking, not a slut

Christopher Phillips
Christopher Phillips

he is also scottish
not everyone can be perfect
Shots fired?

Loco...when Peridot told Lapis, "I got'cho numbah", I almost died laughing.

Yeah, this is upper-tier s--t. But the pharma has a discount card that's buried on their website and they told the BCBS lady how to get to it.

If I find it, I'll post it. I think it may be on my laptop at home.

You sure you wanna fight a real man? I'm the guy on the left of your photo. I make a killing on the freak show circuit and it only costs about four grand and some community service to whoop someone's ass down here.

Angel Russell
Angel Russell

new

Leo Wright
Leo Wright

Ahh, but Sabs.
I always worry about being a bother.
I think it's my worst fear.

Christian Flores
Christian Flores

maybe
i like the scots tho
so thats cool
i heard a real good song earlier, but cant link

;~;

Jack Nguyen
Jack Nguyen

If it's a maintenance med, your insurance probably has a preferred mail order service that will cost less than a three month supply through a traditional pharmacy.

Carter Morales
Carter Morales

Hm, I dont eat a lot of meat remember?

Landon Edwards
Landon Edwards

not you
you coo

Eli Foster
Eli Foster

Bet you'd eat a lot of lobster.

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