♥ Official Scootalooo Thread ♥Anta Baka? Edition

Isaiah Moore
Isaiah Moore

♥ Official Scootalooo Thread ♥

Anta Baka? Edition

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Nathan Morris
Nathan Morris

Nongshim shin cups best noodles.

Leo Smith
Leo Smith

...

Angel Murphy
Angel Murphy

I did that too, yes.

Alexander Allen
Alexander Allen

guess im here

Christopher Gonzalez
Christopher Gonzalez

Do you remember what drink you made me?

Brody Long
Brody Long

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RwzdfNTbVhc

Aiden Gomez
Aiden Gomez

One part vodka, one part pineapple juice, one part orange juice.

Julian Cooper
Julian Cooper

Go back to Moscow.

Colton Anderson
Colton Anderson

What are all you sluts up to?

Jason Walker
Jason Walker

suck my dick slut

Jaxson White
Jaxson White

..? ^^

Matthew Bell
Matthew Bell

Thinking about learning how to make my own vindaloo, to see if I can save money and make mine even spicier.

That and I wanna learn how to cook more asian foodstuffs like rice or soup or stuff.

Nicholas Parker
Nicholas Parker

Kind of want thermal goggles for no apparent reason.

Carson Harris
Carson Harris

I was already watching it.

Dylan Perry
Dylan Perry

Yup! I forgot what you called it lol
Disney World was super fun by the way thanks again. <3

Grayson Allen
Grayson Allen

Shits easy when you know the process man.
brb bathing
miht finally sleep soon lol.

Nathaniel Sullivan
Nathaniel Sullivan

Mmmhm.

Connor Cooper
Connor Cooper

Oh! What?! Why?

Jaxon Hughes
Jaxon Hughes

Also, he means don't watch the one that's just called "Fate/Stay Night" from Studio Deen.

Camden Edwards
Camden Edwards

You're a nice host.

Michael Morris
Michael Morris

As close to nothing as is feasible.

Sorry, I don't think they take too kindly to that sort of thing in Moscow.

Eli Torres
Eli Torres

Hey fags

Thomas Harris
Thomas Harris

Ok cool. Also ignore that reply I was confused.

Brb watching it before you spoil it for me 'cause you're evil

Jose Watson
Jose Watson

Usually am.

Juan Fisher
Juan Fisher

Hi AmeriKanra

Josiah Mitchell
Josiah Mitchell

Snape kills Dumbledore.

Brandon King
Brandon King

So I've heard as well.

Easton Taylor
Easton Taylor

Oh?

Camden Perez
Camden Perez

Anyone wanna play overwatch?

Juan Baker
Juan Baker

only if you're good

Landon Wright
Landon Wright

Goodnight all.

Jaxson Butler
Jaxson Butler

Sure, give me however much money it costs.

Julian Long
Julian Long

Even though your a perv.

Me and ban just got done playing.

Anthony Reed
Anthony Reed

just smoked some shitty weed

Connor Stewart
Connor Stewart

I thought you weren't gonna buy it because they took out the butt pose.

Jaxon Jackson
Jaxon Jackson

*You're

Hunter Richardson
Hunter Richardson

I dunno if I am good. I played the beta for like 4 hours total

I don't like you enough to do that

D:

They put it back in

David Mitchell
David Mitchell

if you'll healslut me then

Levi Roberts
Levi Roberts

The nigger was a pretty good healer when I played him. He still good?

Landon Ross
Landon Ross

man i dunno, i just started playing like 2 hours ago

Joseph Cox
Joseph Cox

You know, those claw things are rigged and only tighten 1/25 times.

Heard this from a guy who works with those things.

John Jones
John Jones

How should I take this? Am I being called a pervert?
I just checked and its not in the game.

Jacob Reed
Jacob Reed

That chick doesnt give a fuck
shits lulz

Juan Cruz
Juan Cruz

Damn.

Luis Lee
Luis Lee

lexi and tracer have met up
cucked

Colton Reed
Colton Reed

?

Jayden Anderson
Jayden Anderson

Shut up.

Anthony Young
Anthony Young

Which Izaya/Orihara/Kanra are you?

He's met up with like a lot of the "girls" from pony threads, I thought.

Ayden Wilson
Ayden Wilson

Yes.

Jace Foster
Jace Foster

my room is so hot....

damn it florida

Jeremiah Davis
Jeremiah Davis

Calling me a perv

Funny thing coming from you, especially that one night after only three drinks.

Christian Ross
Christian Ross

Called A/C. Use it.

Gavin Robinson
Gavin Robinson

Only Smiles and Alexis.

John Brown
John Brown

Daijoubu?

Luis Stewart
Luis Stewart

I'M TOO CHEAP BUT I WANNA PLAY

Isaac Garcia
Isaac Garcia

my grandma likes it really hot, AC is set to like 83 or something + my room has poor circulation, it's often like 87+ in my room

Jaxson Rivera
Jaxson Rivera

Fuck that noise.

Kayden Morgan
Kayden Morgan

Finally omw back to sweet nyc

Open house who wanna chill

Tyler Wilson
Tyler Wilson

Yeah, love her.
I'm now watching Dispatches : Secrets of your missing mail. Where this undercover reporter goes into UKMail and sees all the workers not giving a fuck and chucking parcels about, breaking them.

I'm in the mood for watch people not giving fucks.

Caleb Walker
Caleb Walker

Yeah man just let me hop in my car I'll be there in like 16 hours.

Dominic Wright
Dominic Wright

Should be free until Monday evening too. Come come :D

Caleb Perry
Caleb Perry

Whats your battletag?

Literally jsut got the skin. They edited it a bit, but its still showing her ass

Asher Robinson
Asher Robinson

My room is hot too.

Let's make it hotter~

Jonathan Morris
Jonathan Morris

I didn't do anything.
You just have bad memory old man.

John Foster
John Foster

Whats yours, I'll add you.

Gabriel Hall
Gabriel Hall

but the free rent tho

Kayden Johnson
Kayden Johnson

You're running an adblock program
We're funded by ads.
You know where we're going here...

And I also know that being passive aggressive equals a slapped nigga.

Jackson Morris
Jackson Morris

if I went into your room it would lower in degrees about 42 fahrenheit

because im ugly

Jayden Cooper
Jayden Cooper

What happens Monday evening?

Daniel Howard
Daniel Howard

You can say that if you can remember 50% of what you do when drunk.

Hell's free rent too. Probably colder.

Justin James
Justin James

just feeling worn out.

Sebastian Edwards
Sebastian Edwards

Life continues.

Justin Foster
Justin Foster

Luka are you feeling lonely

Colton Howard
Colton Howard

ow

Easton Smith
Easton Smith

Alright

Jaxson Ortiz
Jaxson Ortiz

yaaaaay

Isaac Hill
Isaac Hill

its gonna be lonelyyy

Hudson Perez
Hudson Perez

I'm legit inviting you right now btw way

Nathaniel Nelson
Nathaniel Nelson

srsly tho is hot

Nicholas Baker
Nicholas Baker

Is this the part where you have a gay embrace?

Adrian Lopez
Adrian Lopez

You make your drinks extra strong...

Anthony Fisher
Anthony Fisher

right now i'm just feeling... worn out from a long uneventful drawn out sunday of nothing, maybe it's depression? who knows? i can't tell.

thankfully i had a great 12 hour rest today and woke up and made myself a great breakfast. but right now i'm not feeling great.

Jordan Brooks
Jordan Brooks

What makes an embrace gay?

Chase Thompson
Chase Thompson

Do you believe in God?

Oliver Morales
Oliver Morales

Get nekkid.

Kayden Russell
Kayden Russell

funny image swap glitches

Luke Torres
Luke Torres

ye

Easton Price
Easton Price

Try getting some fresh air

Nicholas Ross
Nicholas Ross

But that would be somewhat lewd.

Joseph Foster
Joseph Foster

My bourbon and coke has six shots in it, yes.

But your drinks had a shot of vodka. One.

Andrew Bell
Andrew Bell

If I'm ever in that region of the United States I'll see about dropping in. People might get a little confused if I get up and drive 16 hours both ways to NYC out of the blue.

Joseph Ramirez
Joseph Ramirez

Life is short

Kevin White
Kevin White

it's sunday.
nothings going on, on sundays.

Jayden Morgan
Jayden Morgan

Problem deliveries across online stores cost businesses £851million

Behold, the price of IDGAF!

It is only lewd if someone is watching you get nekked.

Ian Adams
Ian Adams

I just said get some air, not go out and do stuff.. But then again, might be too quiet for you since you live in such a small town.

Carson Miller
Carson Miller

Live stream :D

Leo Thompson
Leo Thompson

Redrum #11525

Chase Evans
Chase Evans

Oh yeah I have to rape you

Oliver Turner
Oliver Turner

Too short to spend 32 hours in a car on a weekend, I agree.

Elijah Martin
Elijah Martin

Do you want me to tell them how much of a cuddle bear you are hm?

Robert Lopez
Robert Lopez

Well, you got me there

Easton Johnson
Easton Johnson

Sure, go for it.

Joshua King
Joshua King

at least my fans are going and blowing fresh air in constantly.

Gabriel Mitchell
Gabriel Mitchell

... lewd.
But i approve

Thomas Taylor
Thomas Taylor

That's not helping your mood tho

Joseph Evans
Joseph Evans

added

so how often do these circlejerks go on my dudes

Nathan Cruz
Nathan Cruz

..stay there

Dominic Lee
Dominic Lee

why "ow"

yeah but here I get free food and love

Wyatt Hughes
Wyatt Hughes

Far different than your apathetic posting style would suggest.

John Diaz
John Diaz

Both those things warm you up.

Connor Brown
Connor Brown

neither is the chlorine tap water.

I think i'll just fry up some perogies...

Sebastian Murphy
Sebastian Murphy

Two dicks.

Jeremiah Cox
Jeremiah Cox

chlorine tap water
What

Nolan Martin
Nolan Martin

That's not nice to say of yourself!

Nah I'm just gonna sleep naked

Lucas Baker
Lucas Baker

It's not gay if the crotches don't touch.

Cameron Adams
Cameron Adams

He thinks the minuscule amounts of chlorine in tap water to filter it are "bad" and by that he just drinks the same water with those Mio things. Because...somehow that's different?

Adam Gutierrez
Adam Gutierrez

howdy yall

Joseph Adams
Joseph Adams

they chlorinate tap water to clean it here, and it sucks that it has to taste like chlorine and smell like chlorine for over a month or so.

Christopher Clark
Christopher Clark

Well, you're even shorter than I thought you would be. Too easy to pick up.

Jaxson Torres
Jaxson Torres

when your tap water is chemically the same as bottled water

Carter Stewart
Carter Stewart

http://www.strawpoll.me/10345969

James Gutierrez
James Gutierrez

Gay as fuck, bro.

Mason Edwards
Mason Edwards

clean tap water masterrace

enjoy ur fluorine city cucks

Evan Phillips
Evan Phillips

Damnit, I wanna revote and say yes, but that I don't give a shit.

I'mma plunder dat booty

Oliver Davis
Oliver Davis

They chlorinate tap water here too. It's to kill bacteria and viruses. I'm pretty sure you can't detect it in taste..

Nathaniel Nguyen
Nathaniel Nguyen

Back in the medieval times, everyone drank beer because dat water be stanky.

Benjamin Clark
Benjamin Clark

You can't. He also thinks the fluorine is making him sick.

Lincoln Richardson
Lincoln Richardson

tfw you can't drink chlorinated tap water but its not because ur a nutjob

shit makes me puke

Nicholas Stewart
Nicholas Stewart

Seems like it.
Plundering booty doesn't sound like cuddling.

Matthew Powell
Matthew Powell

It is when I'm cuddling from behind.

Andrew White
Andrew White

plundering booty goes great with cuddling though

Gavin Ross
Gavin Ross

brb sleep

Aaron Nelson
Aaron Nelson

I'm sensitive.

i can taste the difference between the bottle of Fiji i drank last week and tap water that obviously smells like chlorine.

Luis Allen
Luis Allen

Enjoy Tokai's tight butthole.

Bentley Perry
Bentley Perry

err... Is this a compliment?

Carson King
Carson King

he's too poor for food
buys overpriced Fiji water that is literally just bottled water filtered in Fiji instead of Canada

Joshua Nelson
Joshua Nelson

Sure, tiny is best.

Nathaniel Gray
Nathaniel Gray

implying tight

Connor Edwards
Connor Edwards

Hmmmmm I dunno about this.

Luis Morgan
Luis Morgan

>>>>>>>>tight

James Jenkins
James Jenkins

Fine.
Enjoy Tokai's loose as a pillowcase asshole.

Adam Cox
Adam Cox

I give the best cuddles, come here Emo, lemme put those doubts to rest.

Jackson Morris
Jackson Morris

So who are the average sluts here. And who are the popular kids. I assume both are one in the same.

Jeremiah King
Jeremiah King

I would need like ten step stools if I had a house like yours. rather inconvenient

Evan Taylor
Evan Taylor

I don't want any surprise butt cuddling though.

Oliver Bennett
Oliver Bennett

Wanting to reach my good alcohol

Step-stool stays in the kitchen. Away from my bar.

Anyway, the benefit of being so tall.

Andrew Clark
Andrew Clark

I'm the only popular one, unfortunately.

Jackson Lee
Jackson Lee

why did u move to america kanra i thought u wanted to dump the drumpf

fucking leafs i swear

Caleb Brooks
Caleb Brooks

why are you scared?

Robert Cooper
Robert Cooper

ur a fucking nobody kid

*gaffs ur shoe*

fag ;)

Samuel Foster
Samuel Foster

YOOOOOOOOOOO

That fucking episode though :x

Henry Butler
Henry Butler

Cannot say.
I know Boo is resident bully though.
And I'm probably on par as 'filthy hobo hipster, but pretty cool'.

Oh fine, I'll behave.
I guess you're one those people who like vanilla hugs.

Mason Roberts
Mason Roberts

I am a top.

Liam Rodriguez
Liam Rodriguez

all girls are scary

Joseph Bennett
Joseph Bennett

I only speak the truth

hello

mmhm

Austin White
Austin White

I needed new shoes anyway.

Connor Young
Connor Young

It's all subjective in the end, master

Adam Gomez
Adam Gomez

So, detrimental.

William Hernandez
William Hernandez

I'm only a girl on the outside

It's the inside that counts

Nathan Lewis
Nathan Lewis

Probably because I'm inside.

Jeremiah Powell
Jeremiah Powell

Are you the toppest top that ever graced this place?

You maybe the big strong senpai to lead the sea of bakas and lewdies.

Btw, for me, being a fucking switch is da best.

Aaron Baker
Aaron Baker

whats in the inside?

Oliver Butler
Oliver Butler

how am i a bully mate?

William Nelson
William Nelson

I have one in my kitchen.
And yes you were taller than I thought.

Brandon Hill
Brandon Hill

I'm the toppest top and one day I hope to have a large harem.

My current one is only like 3 people.

Robert Smith
Robert Smith

You can bring that one next time, then.

Charles Hernandez
Charles Hernandez

Luka just pour the water into a pitcher and leave it out for a few hours to get rid of the chlorine

Matthew Cook
Matthew Cook

ur mean

DOUBLE DOWN ON TOPPING

Christian Howard
Christian Howard

Inside of me, master?

My master

Carson Perez
Carson Perez

What does that mean?

Bentley Wilson
Bentley Wilson

name one mean thing boo has done

William Watson
William Watson

Post ketchup nips

:c

Alexander Cox
Alexander Cox

Where else?

Austin Morgan
Austin Morgan

now that scarlet defends me i dont even have to do anything

this is your new job scarlet

Hunter Adams
Hunter Adams

Slaanesh is offended by this silence.

Austin Hernandez
Austin Hernandez

I dont see how that would be appealing

Eli Jenkins
Eli Jenkins

No
Longer
Nipplebros

Caleb White
Caleb White

what the f*rt

Hudson Gomez
Hudson Gomez

how could you even say this??????????

Aiden Reyes
Aiden Reyes

Be mean?
;w;

As in, be more top, your harem ain't big enough yet.

Jose Sanders
Jose Sanders

R
I
P

Kevin Harris
Kevin Harris

he was probably going to church and that white cop arrested him

smh

Samuel James
Samuel James

These kind of things are hard though and take time.

Some people are also super needy.

James Sullivan
James Sullivan

dinndu nuffin

Mason Gomez
Mason Gomez

He robbed a tourist

And cut him

Noah Jenkins
Noah Jenkins

League anyone?

Zachary Peterson
Zachary Peterson

What is all that paper on his belt for?

Tyler Flores
Tyler Flores

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HsGRsDe3iRw

Asher Myers
Asher Myers

because of society

Jordan Miller
Jordan Miller

me

accept this job so i can live worry free pls
will stop the bullying

James Barnes
James Barnes

Play dota with me

Adam Phillips
Adam Phillips

Evidence!

I like this a lot.

Matthew Cruz
Matthew Cruz

It's in his pocket man

Nathaniel Allen
Nathaniel Allen

one more meme before i stop bullying you scarlet

Isaiah Jones
Isaiah Jones

Do you fake headaches?
Usually I just be like 'Nah, hungover'

Rarely talk to people, let alone join a harem.

Charles Gomez
Charles Gomez

Bleh

Henry Bell
Henry Bell

what job

BIDF?

Zachary Morris
Zachary Morris

try playing good games

Camden Thompson
Camden Thompson

I'll be home in half hr or so

Maybe I should have Ramen

Aiden Hall
Aiden Hall

I'd rub her horn.

Justin Powell
Justin Powell

exactly

Henry Long
Henry Long

Actually mad at u

Isaac Lewis
Isaac Lewis

It's all foggy-spooky outside and I am afraid.

Joshua Sanchez
Joshua Sanchez

No I normally just do whatever they bother me about.

Easton Garcia
Easton Garcia

close the curtain

Connor Nelson
Connor Nelson

Oh
lol
I-I'm shortsighted

Sebastian Williams
Sebastian Williams

lucky
i wish i lived where it was always raining
i would be so happy

Wyatt Thompson
Wyatt Thompson

What's fitting is where that song originated from, but I'm not really sure if I want to even see it.

Robert White
Robert White

Okay, it is done. I am less spooked now.

Landon Phillips
Landon Phillips

Its from the noise marines in Dawn of War 2.

I can't wait for DOW 3!

Henry Johnson
Henry Johnson

I meant the background music.

Alexander Sanchez
Alexander Sanchez

goodie, its safe here.

Kevin Anderson
Kevin Anderson

Das cool.
Sorry, brain shut down now, dunno what more to talk about.

Hunter Ramirez
Hunter Ramirez

Alexis and ban are in each others harem

Do they try to one up each other in terms of number of people?

Brayden Perez
Brayden Perez

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=exbmO1uDMbM

Ryan Peterson
Ryan Peterson

Did you know that Tokai is super afraid of ghosts

Mason Peterson
Mason Peterson

Which is best harem to join?

Hunter Bell
Hunter Bell

I would lose.
Same tbh

Juan Barnes
Juan Barnes

Yeah, not really sure if that's something anybody really wants to watch.

Matthew Lewis
Matthew Lewis

ban is in lexi's harem exclusively

Cooper Hill
Cooper Hill

I like how the top comment is "This song makes me want to dive trough a window with my dick out."

Lincoln Lopez
Lincoln Lopez

Your harem wins out in #rare members tho

Ian Lee
Ian Lee

Look how many people are after Lexi.
I don't think anyone in the threads could compete in sheer numbers.

Wyatt Morales
Wyatt Morales

*pets the emo*
Don't worry, something will come around.
-w-

Henry Walker
Henry Walker

i dindu nuffin

Sebastian Anderson
Sebastian Anderson

SCIENCE HAS NOT DISPROVEN GHOSTS

THEY ARE REAL

Jacob Gray
Jacob Gray

Tokai is right

I had a firsthand experience when I was little

Easton Wright
Easton Wright

Finally I can post ghost hentai

Logan Brooks
Logan Brooks

Mine, obviously.

I wouldn't really be surprised if somebody did it.

Michael Butler
Michael Butler

Did he slime you

Brody Howard
Brody Howard

It pulled me halfway off my bed by my hair

Andrew Green
Andrew Green

WHAT THE FUCK?!?!

Xavier Fisher
Xavier Fisher

I mean mine are cuter so yeah.
I've never been the aggressor.
hopefully something does.
The song is madness.

Jordan Evans
Jordan Evans

peoples opinions on ghost are solely based whether theyve had an experience they deem supernatural or not

no reason to argue it

Nicholas White
Nicholas White

I wanna slime loco

Zachary Brooks
Zachary Brooks

This explains so many things

Jose Gomez
Jose Gomez

U WOT intensidies

Ayden Hall
Ayden Hall

?

Owen Campbell
Owen Campbell

Who are you again?
I keep forgetting people's other names.
IS it just SD?

I don't even talk to you. ;w;

Logan Garcia
Logan Garcia

Usually I really like spiders and think they're the best but HOLY SHIT ON A BANANA SANDWICH that webm though.

Luis Morris
Luis Morris

this is 100% the reason i only use toxic warfare when dealing with insects

heavy duty windex does the trick

poppin flies out of the air with windex spray cans

nigga be BZZZing around and BAM cant fly anymore and that shit is fucking burning away at ur skin

its a bit harder for arachnids ive found depending on how tough they are

some a single pray will just instantly kill but some they will keep moving even when their body is physically decaying

i really fucking hate bugs and have done a lot of experiments on this

fun insect fact #23: rolley polleys can survive being frozen for weeks at a time and be "brought back to life"

FUCK insects

Colton Baker
Colton Baker

Well, it surely is fitting.

Yes, we've talked multiple times and even played DotA 2 with Muu and Fort, but then again you've been pretty drunk almost every time.

Adam Lewis
Adam Lewis

..

Sebastian Carter
Sebastian Carter

This game is gonna be sick.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N_ZgyNoHtjw

Austin White
Austin White

rolley polleys

Loool

Benjamin Hill
Benjamin Hill

... maybe I should stop drink.
I don't remember playing dota with Muu and Fort, but that must be really fun.

I wanna play dota with you guys again. :3

Ok, can I join your harem?

Nathaniel Lewis
Nathaniel Lewis

rolley polley
This must be the scientific name for a wood louse

Blake Stewart
Blake Stewart

suh dude

Ian Gray
Ian Gray

same

Mason Brooks
Mason Brooks

Poke mayaka for me

I'm on 4percent headed for some ramen

Nolan Wood
Nolan Wood

im almost kind of sad ive done a superb job at exterminating any insects from my apartment

roommate thinks there might be a wasp nest but thats something id get a professional for man

tfw you mix bleach and pneumonia with one of those masks and pour it into a big ant hole
tfw you get to watch them all slowly and try and evacuate

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Julian Martin
Julian Martin

can physically do

oh god this webm

Matthew Green
Matthew Green

same

John Nguyen
John Nguyen

Well you kind of kept repeating "Guys, I might be drunk" and doing whatever in jungle.
That was like last year though.
Sorry to inform you, but that was just a joke, not really running for any dictatorship.

Jackson Anderson
Jackson Anderson

DAMNIT
Guess I'll continue roaming without any lead.

And now I remember. Sorry that I was annoying. @_@

Jayden Mitchell
Jayden Mitchell

Bleach and pneumonia?

Joshua Martinez
Joshua Martinez

No problem, it was more of a comic relief to that match.

Julian King
Julian King

The bleach kills the pneumonia, and all of its toxins get released.

Liam Johnson
Liam Johnson

and i know her too
im a mod on her chaturbate :^)
why would i care about their name, they're rolley polleys to me and thats all they'll ever be

they're scum like all insects and deserve to be purged, giving them a scientific name is giving them reason for existence

fuck bugs dude
I WANT TO KILL BUGS EN MASSE LIKE I USED TO WHEN I WAS A KID

FUUUUUUUCK

behold the absolute power of heavy duty windex

roomie at an old place left the window open, bunch of flies got in, i killed exactly 14 over the course of 3 days

due to their low intellgience they all tried to get out, as there was no food in the house, but i never let them out

here is a mass grave before my gf at the time forced me to clean up the mess, despite this clearly serving as a grim warning to those who dare enter my mammalian sanctuary
it makes poisonous gas which is incredibly toxic

i bought a fucking gas mask thing from a store as a kid and would find big ant holes in my backyard and pour one down and then the other

mass carnage and loss of life ensued, truly a spectacle to behold

Xavier White
Xavier White

tell friend she's probably more clever than she thinks she is
"not really"
TAKE THE COMPLIMENT YOU FUCKING DUMBASS

Hunter Bell
Hunter Bell

Women, right?

Samuel Parker
Samuel Parker

So happy I was entertaining instead. -w-

Jack Rogers
Jack Rogers

I remember having a flying ant invasion, for real.
One swat in the air and you have hundreds killed.

Jonathan Wright
Jonathan Wright

just look at their decaying bodies, their bodies hued to blue from the windex

calling them savage would be a compliment

KILL ALL INSECTOIDS
KILL ALL INSECTOIDS

Chase Scott
Chase Scott

So do you have someone with pneumonia send you some germs in the mail?

Josiah Miller
Josiah Miller

i was watching this bullying movie on netflix last night and there was a girl in it that i really really wanted to fuck
she had a cute face and freckles and everything

i webmed your mum last night

Andrew Perez
Andrew Perez

The longer this goes on the more likely I am to go full spaghetti. I wish she'd just take it and we could go back to talking about the weather.

Michael Brooks
Michael Brooks

LOL

Parker Phillips
Parker Phillips

it's a plague because of your sins

Carson Myers
Carson Myers

what
just mix cleaning products that contain bleach and ammonia

oh i see
you're being clever because of DAMNED INSECT BIASED auto correct
ive got my eye on you
on the internet, nobody knows your a bug
i get your game
i know what your about
you're going down fucker.
FUCK INSECTS

Parker Hall
Parker Hall

On a scale from "not at all" to "on top of Old Smokey" how spaghetti would it be to ask a gril out through Facebook?

Andrew Flores
Andrew Flores

0

Jace Powell
Jace Powell

on top of old smokey

Ryder Roberts
Ryder Roberts

Well it was in Belgium so I assume it's for their existence.

Jaxson Morgan
Jaxson Morgan

Great, I go out and catch pneumonia as per your instructions, and now you tell me that all I needed was some lousy ammonia. What am I going to do with all of this pneumonia ravaging my respiratory system?

Jason Jenkins
Jason Jenkins

Roly poly also known as Armadillidiidae.
I didn't know Scatman got to name insects.

Yeah, good times ft. alcohol.

James Evans
James Evans

YOUR BUTTHOLE WILL BE A NEST FOR OUR EGGS

AND YOUR POOP WILL FEED MY MANY CHILDREN

Oliver Thompson
Oliver Thompson

I'm getting wildly contrasting signals here.

Brayden Thomas
Brayden Thomas

DIE
DIE
DIE
DIE
DIE
DIE
DIE
DIE
DIE YOU FUCKING BUG

Gabriel Wright
Gabriel Wright

you would listen to some autistic tumblr queen like loco over me?
come now

Kayden Jackson
Kayden Jackson

What, are you gonna ask to spend time together so you can ask to spend time together

just ask her out for drinks you cuck

Ryan Williams
Ryan Williams

iluminati

Brandon Jackson
Brandon Jackson

bork bork

wrong image

Evan Smith
Evan Smith

Uhhh... ma...maybe?

But I only just got her talking to me like I'm an actual person again what if I'm in way over my head?

Connor Cook
Connor Cook

GONNA NEED MORE FIRE FOR THE HORDE

Christopher Barnes
Christopher Barnes

Insects are usually pretty cool and all, but fuck giant centipedes.
For real, fuck them with a flamethrower.

Tyler Sanders
Tyler Sanders

going to bed at midnight
Normies are so weird.

Colton Myers
Colton Myers

FUCK. FORKYTAILS. AAAAAAAHHH

They are the WORST.

Michael Reyes
Michael Reyes

Imagine if they actually existed like in King Kong

Colton Moore
Colton Moore

They did exist a long time ago

Probably do still exist at the bottom of the ocean. If you live at the bottom of the ocean you don't give a fuck about evolution.

probably even got bigger if anything.

Jayden Cook
Jayden Cook

Is it always this boring in here

Hunter Torres
Hunter Torres

fuck off not kanra

Christian Stewart
Christian Stewart

Suck a dick, faggot

Parker Diaz
Parker Diaz

probably even got bigger if anything.
No
No
No they didn't

Leo Johnson
Leo Johnson

Please no, just, please.
I just thought about what kind of a horrific sound they would make if you stepped on them, or how they would react to it.
Nightmare fuel.

Brandon Sanders
Brandon Sanders

Ahh I need to put some socks on now

Liam Martin
Liam Martin

There could be some in those socks, maybe a pile of smaller ones.

Jacob Wright
Jacob Wright

This is 100% coming out of your bully quota for the next year or two

Ethan Parker
Ethan Parker

You ever hear about all those unidentified sounds that are supposed to be icebergs that underwater mic arrays and submarines pick up

They're more likely to be insanely huge animals swimming around down there

Imagine how big a centipede would have to be to compete with disgusting Cthulhu things that are larger than blue whales

Justin Fisher
Justin Fisher

Just stay calm, relax and slowly raise your legs off the ground, I don't mean to scare you or anything, BUT THE FRICKIN' FLOOR IS ALL CENTIPEDES!

Adrian Diaz
Adrian Diaz

Is Puck a dude or girl?

Dominic Bell
Dominic Bell

When is anime just gonna say fuck it and go with actually showing nipples?

Luke Kelly
Luke Kelly

We should never go to the Mariana Trench

Jokes on you, I'm lying down on a sofa
Sounds like some good core exercise though

A dude I thought?

Zachary Cook
Zachary Cook

It's voiced by a girl and it's flirtatious at times so I was sort of just wondering.

Camden Baker
Camden Baker

Depth charges, a whole lot of them.

That don't stop them!

Nathan Cox
Nathan Cox

what do i fap to

Jordan Sullivan
Jordan Sullivan

me, obv

Robert Hughes
Robert Hughes

ITT: Nightmare Fuel

Ever watched Two Best Friends play Soma?
One of the guys gave the perfect description to underwater horrors.

'The deep is just the Earth's basement where everything horrible lives and breeds'
'Just flashboil that shit so we can finally sleep in peace'

Samuel Williams
Samuel Williams

Fat curries with poo hands.

Colton Robinson
Colton Robinson

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3537652/Swindon-takeaway-chef-prepared-food-wiping-bottom-bare-hands-doesn-t-use-toilet-paper-cultural-reasons.html

I fucking love this piece of news.
It never gets old.

Nathan Lee
Nathan Lee

are you a trap?

gross

Isaiah Russell
Isaiah Russell

I mean, Tokai was looking up Indians and their scat already.

Landon Rogers
Landon Rogers

Ok Holla Forums, do I leave and play Witcher or go in between posting, watching vids and play XCom?

Cameron Bell
Cameron Bell

u watch the livesteam of them exploring the bottom of the lowest point?

Julian Phillips
Julian Phillips

make me your psi operative

Robert Wilson
Robert Wilson

Nope, just a very attractive male.

Brody Campbell
Brody Campbell

Ok, I'll play XCom. I'll make dudes like us too.

Brayden Rivera
Brayden Rivera

how am I supposed to know that

Jonathan Ramirez
Jonathan Ramirez

Just ask Lexi of course

Kevin Miller
Kevin Miller

I wanna get off, not play detective

Colton Gray
Colton Gray

Faggots.

Grayson Perez
Grayson Perez

The question is are you a cute girl really.

Sebastian Ramirez
Sebastian Ramirez

We covered spiders, bugs, but I believe that jellyfish are non-sentient globules of pure, unadulterated hatred.

Jeremiah Sanders
Jeremiah Sanders

Tokai is cute.
Don't worry.

Thomas Butler
Thomas Butler

im just your friendly neighbourhood trap

Gabriel Gray
Gabriel Gray

Wasps live only to bring misery to every other living being,

Asher Roberts
Asher Roberts

Mostly the red ones.

Wyatt Morales
Wyatt Morales

The worse are Japanese hornets.
They even fuck up chill bumblebees.

William White
William White

Preeety much

Ryder King
Ryder King

SCARLET'S OBJECTIVE ANIMEKINO:
Steins;Gate
Aldnoah;Zero
Paranoia Agent
The Melancholy of Haruhi Suzumiya
Psycho Pass
Madoka Magicka
Durarara
Cowboy Bebop
Paranoia Agent
Baccano
Kill la Kill
Humanity Has Declined

Does anyone have any suggested additions? These are only shows that I have seen myself. I would love recommendations, since I've been out of the anime scene since Kill la Kill came out cus of life stuff.

Benjamin Moore
Benjamin Moore

Bumblebees are fuckin' awesome little guys.
No idea if I'm allergic to them though, so I'm cautious.

Christian Hughes
Christian Hughes

It's the size of your thumb and it can spray flesh-melting poison. We really wish we were making that up for, you know, dramatic effect because goddamn, what a terrible thing a three-inch acid-shooting hornet would be, you know? Oh, hey, did we mention it shoots it into your eyes? Or that the poison also has a pheromone cocktail in it that'll call every hornet in the hive to come over and sting you until you are no longer alive?

Think you can outrun it? It can fly 50 miles in a day. It'd be nice to say something reassuring at this point, like "Don't worry, they only live on top of really tall mountains where nobody wants to live," but no, they live all over the goddamned place, including outside Tokyo.

Forty people die like that every year, each of them horribly.

Plus, don't you just love that any horrible creature can have it's stats multiplied through the old, evil voodo magic of Africa?

YO, MOTHER NATURE HERE
YOU THOUGHT YOU HATE BEES?
I HAVE NOW AFRICANIZED THEM
NOW EACH OF THESE LITTLE CUNTS CHASE YOU WITH SABER LONG STINGERS WHILE SCREAMING SICK RHYMES ABOUT OBU THE NEGRO GOD OF IRON.

YOU'RE WELCOME

Leo Wright
Leo Wright

autismeuryism = new word

pass it on btw

Jayden Thomas
Jayden Thomas

I don't think I ever got stung by a bee or wasp.
Still shit scared of them though.

Nettles are the fucking worse though.

Henry Williams
Henry Williams

maybe I can become such an artistic genius as rose one day

Adam Smith
Adam Smith

I've been stung by a wasp before, seriously not fun.
Nettles got nothing on a wasp sting, but they do itch pretty fucking bad.

The worst pain though is the day after doing your GAINS training and you forgot to warm up that day. Dear sweet god the pain.

Andrew Thompson
Andrew Thompson

Well that ruins the mood, then.

Blake Peterson
Blake Peterson

wasn't much to be ruined

Liam Brooks
Liam Brooks

I love bumbeblees I tried to put a leash on one once and keep it as a pet

Xavier Brooks
Xavier Brooks

Have you ever just had a moment where you thought, "What I'm thinking makes me sound like I'm mentally challenged. Perhaps I shouldn't say it."?

Michael Perez
Michael Perez

Gotta go now guys, nini.

Noah Reed
Noah Reed

How exactly do you put a leash on a bee?

Brandon Cruz
Brandon Cruz

it was really tricky and my tiny me did not manage to I think with a really thin thread you can

Nolan Moore
Nolan Moore

Glue and an acute lack of humanity.
Why would anyone do that to a bee?

Caleb Jackson
Caleb Jackson

Science.

Cameron Mitchell
Cameron Mitchell

This seems like it upsets the bee.

Alexander Price
Alexander Price

maybe I would have better luck putting a leash on a tree

Juan Cruz
Juan Cruz

nee nee

Blake Cooper
Blake Cooper

The Nazis put leashes on bees.
Don't be a Nazi.

I think you need to consider leashing yourself to a tree branch.

Chase Sullivan
Chase Sullivan

you mean like being the trees pet

James Lopez
James Lopez

Have you started growing your own custom tree yet?

Wyatt Martinez
Wyatt Martinez

implying neru doesn't already have all of his houseplants collared already

Connor Foster
Connor Foster

I mean putting the leash on ones self and then tying the held end to a high-reaching branch, then jumping off the ladder.

Evan Miller
Evan Miller

he probably puts cock rings on all the branches

Jose Fisher
Jose Fisher

Hang yourself from the tree.

Daniel Robinson
Daniel Robinson

But Nazi's had the best planes and uniforms.

Samuel Garcia
Samuel Garcia

kinda wanna buy neru a bonsai tree

Bentley Harris
Bentley Harris

he's more sexually attracted to ferns

Michael Jenkins
Michael Jenkins

But they also invaded Russia in the winter.
Don't be a Nazi, be a Smart-zi

Leo Flores
Leo Flores

I planted a tree when I was me many years ago

Evan Jones
Evan Jones

please respond
i want animekino recommendations
theres so much i haven't seen

Matthew Roberts
Matthew Roberts

Well yeah, going against Russia at the time was a dumb move.

Logan Moore
Logan Moore

read a book

Luis Moore
Luis Moore

How big is it now? these things take time.

Luis Russell
Luis Russell

If only they had the sense to veto that order.
If only.

Nathan Morris
Nathan Morris

never fight a land war in russia

dumbass napoleon

Jeremiah Taylor
Jeremiah Taylor

i do read all the time
mostly only non-fiction though

Nathan Gray
Nathan Gray

it never grew I think or at least it did not for years and I havenot been where I planted it in forever

Jose Clark
Jose Clark

Well, their hierarchy was fucked, too.

Luis Hernandez
Luis Hernandez

is good
I personally add Plastic Memories, Kokoro Connect and Black Bullet

Logan Russell
Logan Russell

that's hot

Ayden Clark
Ayden Clark

Unless you're The mongols

Camden Mitchell
Camden Mitchell

Is he holding a jar of mayonnaise?

John Cook
John Cook

What if you got back and find a nice little tree?

Gavin Barnes
Gavin Barnes

TRUMP2016

suh dudeeee

Henry Myers
Henry Myers

they were transient already so it was like whatever for them

Brandon Russell
Brandon Russell

These inefficiencies and miscalculations spelled their downfall.
We shall keep them forever in our hearts, immortal memories of heroes that shall live on.

Robert Perez
Robert Perez

it's tubby toast

too old and autistic of a meme for you

Luis Martinez
Luis Martinez

isnt that just a show about genderbending moe shit?
not really kino
i dont know anything about it though
maybe
the altaic peoples had the advantage of being what the russians were to the europeans

also horse archer guerrilla warfare

russia got their revenge though

ever heard of a famous tatar since Stalin?

didnt think so

Benjamin Jones
Benjamin Jones

discussed csgo in real life ☑

fight a polar bear to the death with my bare hands ☐

met a vegan ☑

done anything lewd with a guy ☐

Ryder Turner
Ryder Turner

Disappearance of Haruhi Suzumiya (you haven't seen?!)
NGNL
Boku dake ga Inai Machi
Gakkougurashi!
Tamako Market / Love Story
NHK ni Youkoso!
Yojouhan Shinwa Taikei

Also you forgot Hyouka

Ryan Lee
Ryan Lee

Second seems more likely.

Samuel Allen
Samuel Allen

You've never done anything lewd with a guy in real life before?

Get on my level.

James White
James White

Pls go back to being banned.

Hudson Williams
Hudson Williams

no no, its a wide array of stuff.
Its basically a romantic story where all the characters get fucked with for no reason.
p neat

Kevin Fisher
Kevin Fisher

bretty sure chicks with dicks count as guys tho

Camden Peterson
Camden Peterson

i can attest to this being false

Nathaniel Russell
Nathaniel Russell

 

Nolan Sullivan
Nolan Sullivan

A hole is a hole.

Lincoln Bailey
Lincoln Bailey

I don't get the meme, but I am loving it

Hunter King
Hunter King

depends on how strong the jawline is tbh. and the femininity of the penis

Chase Sullivan
Chase Sullivan

DID YOU NOT CATCH THE JOKE? FOUGHT A POLAR BEAR TO DEATH WITH MY BARE HANDS?

LIKE....BEAR HANDS??? GET IT???????

SO FUNNY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

no :(

im ugly remember

it won't happen

no

I've never done anything lewd with a trap, only a genuine grill

Camden Sanchez
Camden Sanchez

Not all holes are equal.

Liam Lee
Liam Lee

sorry i thought you were ui for some reason

Michael Green
Michael Green

Ay blin, all this delicious majonez.
Is piece of Slav heaven.

Parker Parker
Parker Parker

I understand your attempts at humor. I just don't find them entertaining.

Elijah Myers
Elijah Myers

Nice get tho

Noah Evans
Noah Evans

no bully hal

Christian Long
Christian Long

brb making vegan sandwich mit mayo

Colton Sullivan
Colton Sullivan

.

Jordan Cruz
Jordan Cruz

..

Ryan Watson
Ryan Watson

u wot m8

Julian Gonzalez
Julian Gonzalez

IS mayonaise a meme?

Sebastian Hall
Sebastian Hall

Lower your standards or something.

Connor Scott
Connor Scott

dat polish rye tho

Luis Gutierrez
Luis Gutierrez

homosexual intercourse.

Robert Garcia
Robert Garcia

nothing wrong with sticking your dick in cute

Kayden Cruz
Kayden Cruz

Boris is greatest Slav superstar and shashlik king

Joseph Powell
Joseph Powell

kino additions since then

Hyouka
FLCL
Evangelion
Sora no Woto

im adding all suggestions that i havent seen to POSSIBLE KINO. just doing this to get like a list going

what
no that list is stuff i have seen
haruhi is goat

NGNL

havent seen, i should

NHK

ive seen it. very good show, not really kino tho. maybe it is, i'd have to rewatch it honestly. I'll put it under possibly

Boku dake ga Inai Machi
Gakkougurashi!
Tamako Market / Love Story
Yojouhan Shinwa Taikei

never seen any of these but tamako market was on my to-see list, its kyoani right?

yeah but is it kino
like does it deal with deep subjects
make u think
philosophy, time travel, quantum theory, psychological, etc.
idk i just dont see kokoro connect being comparable to steins;gate or psycho pass but ive only seen the first episode honestly
ill take your word for it though, its on my POSSIBLE KINO list which is basically my TO-WATCH list

my kino list is stuff that im gonna force my gf to watch with me so she gets good taste

Jonathan Evans
Jonathan Evans

no I'm the guy that nobody cares about and will never meet irl

:(

I can never please you tracer

they're low enough
but

nothing will ever happen

I'm ugly and shy

two bad traits if you want to do the lewd

Jack Gomez
Jack Gomez

:stopspam:

Mason Perry
Mason Perry

eh i'd meet you if i ever went back to florida, but florida is kinda shitty and humid

Eli Parker
Eli Parker

Statistically, not a logical path to pursue.

Grayson Taylor
Grayson Taylor

Put a Craigslist ad up for your butt.

Gabriel Jenkins
Gabriel Jenkins

I remember it having some deep meaning in the character but I was a teen so it might have been more than it is. imma rewatch soon

Zachary Williams
Zachary Williams

hello

Nolan Stewart
Nolan Stewart

It's like you want him to end up in various dumpsters acr-...OH, I get it.
Yeah, good idea for him.

Charles James
Charles James

but where's the proof you're ugly
чики-брики и в дамки!

Eli Rivera
Eli Rivera

My advice is solid.

Justin Anderson
Justin Anderson

Proof?

Ethan Rivera
Ethan Rivera

Oh. Disappearance is a separate film so I wasn't sure.

Out of those Yojouhan Shinwa Taikei is definitely the most kino

And yeah it's KyoAni, really slice-of-life though, if you're not into that

Hudson Ward
Hudson Ward

johnny depp beat amber heard

he has kinda seemed drugged up recently

Juan Diaz
Juan Diaz

KyoAni
You can pretty much put every show they've made into the trash.

Noah Ross
Noah Ross

Is time to get Cheeki Breeki.

Xavier Fisher
Xavier Fisher

le fucking ecks dee

Aiden Bell
Aiden Bell

finally

Hunter Hughes
Hunter Hughes

S H I T T A S T E S

Juan Hughes
Juan Hughes

next time you should add a tilda and anime girl image to your hello

Jayden Sanders
Jayden Sanders

it really is....

somehow it won't happen though, nobody ever meets me

/salt

but I like making people happy :(

I'd be too nervous to do that...

various pics of me

Jackson Perez
Jackson Perez

sometimes im just not feeling it mate
which user am i talking to

Nathan Cox
Nathan Cox

Focus on making yourself happy first.

Tyler Green
Tyler Green

New thread
New thread

Connor Kelly
Connor Kelly

you should fly out for the AX orgy

Adam Smith
Adam Smith

yolo

Zachary Evans
Zachary Evans

Scarlet's SOLKino List:

Hyouka
Melancholy of Haruhi Suzuimiya
Sora no Woto
Humanity Has Declined
5cm Per Second

that's all ive known thus far. its hard to find SOLKino, but honestly its my favourite genre. its so fucking good. SOL in interesting settings that make you think. or in hyouka's case the lack of any interesting setting at all, god I loved Hyouka

Josiah Campbell
Josiah Campbell

Anta Baka? Edition
You all are really dirty niggers

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