Lol

Jeremiah Morales
Jeremiah Morales

lol

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wZ3lahBwHm0
Jayden Cruz
Jayden Cruz

I'll go with the cuck thread.

Joshua Roberts
Joshua Roberts

lag

new thread h-here now...

Landon Phillips
Landon Phillips

cicada r gay

Chase Long
Chase Long

this just in

erin blew scoots

Matthew Ward
Matthew Ward

so when did TP start employing sci levels of spam

Chase Lopez
Chase Lopez

TP just mad that I got sick social skills.

1st gen a best, 2nd gen wasnt so bad... the rest after were the worst. makes me reee errytime

Oliver Cooper
Oliver Cooper

please do not bully scoots
he has serious mental issues

Grayson Price
Grayson Price

At least as long as I've been here, so several days minimum.

Anthony Williams
Anthony Williams

lmao

James Richardson
James Richardson

this just in: TP desperately obsessed with me

get a lyfe 😂

Carter Jones
Carter Jones

if social skills means getting blown by dudes on the internet

no thanks

Jack Barnes
Jack Barnes

haha that videogame pottymouth, i love it

Crybleat is a savior

Lincoln Roberts
Lincoln Roberts

Just in? That would be like me turning the television on and getting a breaking announcement that the twin towers had fallen.

Evan Cooper
Evan Cooper

I am mentally unhinged. Please stop bully.

Jonathan Wood
Jonathan Wood

i was beginning to wonder if anyone would use this thread

Kayden Russell
Kayden Russell

tfw desperately obsessed with erin

Connor Walker
Connor Walker

Reduce reuse recycle, I guess

Carter Stewart
Carter Stewart

pretty much

Anthony Ramirez
Anthony Ramirez

OH SHIT!

Boo is, once again, mad.

Kevin Parker
Kevin Parker

cassie best skins

cook second best skins

Gabriel Lee
Gabriel Lee

He's something alright.

Is that why you smoke the butts, too?

Nathaniel Lewis
Nathaniel Lewis

this is how they defend

nah he's just obsessed with me

Oliver Hughes
Oliver Hughes

gonna go because its getting kind of shitty here

peace cool people and new goat poster who i am okay with

Jordan Mitchell
Jordan Mitchell

i'm gonna use that

Joshua Kelly
Joshua Kelly

you're just obsessed with me

Adrian Carter
Adrian Carter

I'm fucking emo

David Williams
David Williams

Bye

It's Kaybe by the way

Jordan Ward
Jordan Ward

That's sooo fucking hot

Dominic Wilson
Dominic Wilson

same

Grayson Howard
Grayson Howard

bard is still okay

there you go validation im going now bye

Jackson Lee
Jackson Lee

Later.

I feel obligated to twist this into an eating ass joke, but not motivated to.

Xavier Roberts
Xavier Roberts

How so?

Ayden Robinson
Ayden Robinson

Cook is pretty god tier.
Freddie is such a fucking faggot.

JJ not too bad.

Liam Mitchell
Liam Mitchell

i like emo boys ;o

Logan Taylor
Logan Taylor

But i'm a girl.

Carter Perez
Carter Perez

your so fucking obsessed with me

Connor Mitchell
Connor Mitchell

You've got until Wednesday. You're falling seriously short of your ass-eating joke quota.

Sebastian Wood
Sebastian Wood

:< -pputs pie in a baggie for you to take with you-

Alexander Cooper
Alexander Cooper

Fucking fire me, boss man.

Ayden Scott
Ayden Scott

so obsessed

Lucas Baker
Lucas Baker

oh...
s-sorry I can't t-talk to girls..

Cameron Mitchell
Cameron Mitchell

AYYY LMAO

time for work

toodles

Grayson Garcia
Grayson Garcia

have fun~

Anthony Adams
Anthony Adams

In what way am I obsessed?
Just kidding i'm actually a guy.

Brayden Reed
Brayden Reed

nee nee

obsessed etc

Camden Parker
Camden Parker

Later, scootadoot

Levi Anderson
Levi Anderson

You'll never work in this town again, mark my words.

Easton Allen
Easton Allen

-thinks you need another piece of pie too and adds whipped cream-

Asher Gray
Asher Gray

I'm a big fish in a little pond anyway, fuck this town.

Lucas Green
Lucas Green

If i was immortal id make it through youtube eventually, the thought alone makes me want to rip out my eyes and dip them in vinegar, and then put them back into my head.

Hudson Davis
Hudson Davis

good analogy
lol anal
-butts

Ethan Peterson
Ethan Peterson

bai bai :)

Luke Brooks
Luke Brooks

huh?

Samuel Thomas
Samuel Thomas

i yelled so much tonight bruh
my family probably hates me

Nolan Scott
Nolan Scott

You're a "big fish" all right.

Jonathan Hall
Jonathan Hall

Hey slut if you gotta walk anywhere do it tonight because tomorrow you're gonna need a wheelchair

Zachary Lewis
Zachary Lewis

test is like a midget fish

Camden Russell
Camden Russell

Anyone who posts 2d is instantly 10% cooler than 3d posters.

Robert Cruz
Robert Cruz

Do they hear the things you say? I would hate you too.

Mason Long
Mason Long

0.o -doesn't think you understand much about blueberry pie...there're no butts involved-

-smiles brightly and holds out the slice to you- ^_^

Dylan Perez
Dylan Perez

ytho

Samuel Long
Samuel Long

fuck you too

Josiah James
Josiah James

Really baiting the hook tonight, teeps.

Kayden Miller
Kayden Miller

Who are you calling a slut? Do you have any idea who I am?

Joshua Bennett
Joshua Bennett

Just calling them as I see them. I love your food blog by the way.

Charles Carter
Charles Carter

sorry

Gavin Williams
Gavin Williams

<3

Brayden Hughes
Brayden Hughes

D: -forgot the scoop of ice cream and brings it back with two, squeaking apologetically-

Jace Brown
Jace Brown

Should I set this on tp?

David Hughes
David Hughes

wow kaybe
here i thought we were gonna be love interests

the discord mate
you were here for most of it werent you

Nolan Peterson
Nolan Peterson

There isn't nearly enough butter in that pan, I'm not that amateur.

Lincoln Peterson
Lincoln Peterson

Absolutely not.

Gabriel Stewart
Gabriel Stewart

kawaii

threat?

Thomas Gonzalez
Thomas Gonzalez

No not realllyy but
All emo boys are huge sluts

Oliver Rivera
Oliver Rivera

eh i guess i forgive you

go for it

Aaron Russell
Aaron Russell

I couldnt tell you were yelling, or I was too high to tell.

im probably just stoned

joke

Mason Jones
Mason Jones

+1

Cameron Rodriguez
Cameron Rodriguez

beepop as the admin shouldn't you ban him for threatening me?

Easton Scott
Easton Scott

It's a hate-hate relationship.

Thank goodness your website has that appendix so that I can understand what you're saying. Now, let's see... butter, butter... ah! Here it is! Butter: see entry Chewing Tobacco

Joshua Kelly
Joshua Kelly

tp is the good guy in this situation

lowkey between me and you bard
im glad they are

same bruh
fuck i hate coming down off a high
i felt so good all those hours ago

Christian Clark
Christian Clark

i feel threatened

Tyler Jenkins
Tyler Jenkins

bebop as the admin shouldnt you add my battle.net account

booboolaboos

Parker Fisher
Parker Fisher

the pic itself is a meme

Angel Nguyen
Angel Nguyen

^.^ -is happy you're not upset and brings you tea to go with the pie-

William Hall
William Hall

i did mdma 2 days ago so I cant really get stoned it seems

Isaac Perez
Isaac Perez

yay my food is done cooking!

Juan Harris
Juan Harris

It starts with a B and ends with An N

Jacob Hughes
Jacob Hughes

he still threatened me

what kind?

Jaxon Long
Jaxon Long

Same my man

Oliver Jenkins
Oliver Jenkins

Barn??? Is that you??????????????????

Brandon Edwards
Brandon Edwards

done

what you got? i just have pizza

OMG HE SAID HE WAS GOING TO DO 9/11 HES OBVIOUS SERIOUS
BAN HIM ALREADY, TP

Jaxson Sanders
Jaxson Sanders

just because i don't care doesn't mean shit like that shouldn't go un punished

Joseph Perry
Joseph Perry

tp

me and you

let's do 9/11 before they can

Ethan Bennett
Ethan Bennett

now that is a threat

Jace Garcia
Jace Garcia

you are the mod not me

he threatened my safety and if you don't ban him you are fickle af

Jason Reyes
Jason Reyes

i just fried up my bacon perogies in a frying pan

Joshua Wood
Joshua Wood

BAN HIM

Wyatt Jones
Wyatt Jones

quit spamming, TP.

Xavier Rodriguez
Xavier Rodriguez

They're good, but I don't think bacon sounds great in them.

John Robinson
John Robinson

-is Pu-erh, a type of doubly fermented chinese black tea- \^__^/

Brody Ross
Brody Ross

mfw i didn't even read the cap

Aaron James
Aaron James

what you drinking tonight?

idk what that is but it sounds good

Tyler Smith
Tyler Smith

bacon sounds great in them.

Juan Brooks
Juan Brooks

your tears

Carter Martinez
Carter Martinez

watch an apple keynote and try and spot reporters in the audience using windows laptops

Joshua Sullivan
Joshua Sullivan

please don't stare at me with your big Ban eyes

Landon Cruz
Landon Cruz

what isn't bacon great in?

Nicholas Nguyen
Nicholas Nguyen

they must feel like enormous failures

Sebastian Wood
Sebastian Wood

Nowhere near as good as a cheesy potato filling.

Camden Cooper
Camden Cooper

blah blah erin spam

Jordan Lewis
Jordan Lewis

bacon isn't great in someone elses tummy
:3

but it sure is great in your own tummy

Jack Baker
Jack Baker

Sounds boring.

Easton Murphy
Easton Murphy

*stares*

Josiah Bennett
Josiah Bennett

nobody has caused me to do that in a while

Juan Morales
Juan Morales

I like boring. Not that bacon is exciting anyway.

Jose Butler
Jose Butler

nom nom nom

bacon is exciting!

Kevin Wright
Kevin Wright

do you not see the irony?

Cameron Wright
Cameron Wright

last time you have cried go

and then i will say

Mason Harris
Mason Harris

You all are really dirty niggers

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Hudson Edwards
Hudson Edwards

i-I'm going to need new pants.....

Daniel Gutierrez
Daniel Gutierrez

I even see some powerbook G4s

this is how you make your employees feel inadequate

Justin Miller
Justin Miller

is that safe?

Jackson Roberts
Jackson Roberts

goodnight

-gives TP a pat on the back, it's ok don't be scared-

Adam Bell
Adam Bell

from laughter or pain?

Wyatt Howard
Wyatt Howard

nee

Hunter Richardson
Hunter Richardson

What seems to be the problem?

Juan Watson
Juan Watson

oh and emotional or physical? :^)

Jackson Foster
Jackson Foster

i cried like 6 hours ago

Easton Sanders
Easton Sanders

extreme sadness

Julian Morgan
Julian Morgan

nini

Jaxon Bennett
Jaxon Bennett

really? why?

Nathan King
Nathan King

2-3years ago

Joseph Jenkins
Joseph Jenkins

what happened?

Leo Anderson
Leo Anderson

I feel so embarrassed

There was some scene on that really resoated w/ me and reminded me of childhood and the music was really emotional and strings and piano get to me
It was about some girls watching fireflies after the store was sold out of fireworks

Andrew Ortiz
Andrew Ortiz

that was when ghostie left him...

Jose Gonzalez
Jose Gonzalez

Six-ish years ago

Michael Green
Michael Green

haikus

Dylan Baker
Dylan Baker

who hasn't gotten dumped by ghostie though

Carson Rodriguez
Carson Rodriguez

the last time you cried was from haikuus?
bruh

Nolan Cooper
Nolan Cooper

last time I cried was from an emotional breakdown + resulting panic attack due to severe health problems (carbon monoxide poisoning)

Chase Russell
Chase Russell

same...................

Brody Martin
Brody Martin

Yeah but you like that feeling.

Lincoln Young
Lincoln Young

that's hella weird but i guess you had to be there

what happened?

Ian Allen
Ian Allen

Ghostie probably hasn't dumped Obama.

Samuel Fisher
Samuel Fisher

Kid from my middle school died.

Jackson Baker
Jackson Baker

last time i manly cried was when my cat died in december

it's hard watching an animal deteriorate

Jeremiah Taylor
Jeremiah Taylor

from being sad, yeah. i have since then from actual pain
dank meme totally legit :^)

Aiden Carter
Aiden Carter

We just had a bonding experience my man

Benjamin Martin
Benjamin Martin

Thanks , Obama

Zachary Allen
Zachary Allen

last time i cried was two days ago on the phone to the department of work and pensions

they were stressing me out

James Morgan
James Morgan

i get pretty senti-mental dood
what about you man
you ever get feely but not sad?

Michael Long
Michael Long

Whens the last time you cried master

Nathan Flores
Nathan Flores

there are better ways to kill yourself with carbon monoxide than crying

Xavier Morgan
Xavier Morgan

sorry to hear that

Aiden Murphy
Aiden Murphy

damn now i;m thinking about my dead cat

fuck you guys

Jace Hall
Jace Hall

you played yourself

Ryan Rogers
Ryan Rogers

so what
haikuus dropped you like a rock after you professed your love to her?
really fucked up man

honestly mate ghostie really did mean a lot more to me than i let out from the memeing at all
shame about the rape

Luis Reyes
Luis Reyes

i miss her so much

Dominic Richardson
Dominic Richardson

it's fine

after that call, they phoned me back, changed my appointment for an >1 hour meeting to an appointment for a five minute phone call, added £30 to my benefit for attending the "meetings" i no longer had to attend, and bumped my benefits up to the >25s age group, so gave me an extra like £15 that way

basically crying on the phone to DWP meant i got an extra £85 a fortnight for nothing

Wyatt Gonzalez
Wyatt Gonzalez

I was crying because doctors didn't know why I was feinting/weak/etc. yet, and I kept getting worse until I could barely walk

I was scared

the carbon monoxide poisoning was not on purpose

Brody Baker
Brody Baker

that's good, glad you're okay now

John Clark
John Clark

now i get like the most disability benefit you can get instead of the least.

don't be afraid to cry.

Nicholas Baker
Nicholas Baker

I haven't cried this year and I can't remember before that.

Jordan Bennett
Jordan Bennett

i figured the last time you cried was when you got booted from discord

Leo Perez
Leo Perez

that had been done way before and i wasn't the one who said the words. it was some other bullshit then they ended up leaving 2days later
:^)
it's okay though because i realized some shit about myself, my eyes are open now.

Jordan Jones
Jordan Jones

shit wrong pepe

Chase Williams
Chase Williams

I guess that's the fate of folks in this place eh
everybody falls for someone toxic to them

Justin Bailey
Justin Bailey

it really sucks fam

John Brooks
John Brooks

you finally realize it was the jews this whole time?

Alexander Adams
Alexander Adams

you must be so pent up

Samuel Foster
Samuel Foster

you're saying this to a man who had just finished playing as an SS Officer for 3hours straight.

Ryan Howard
Ryan Howard

never forget MGD
in the arrrmssss offf the angeeeelsssssssss

i remember when my bunny died 2 years ago
i was playing katawa shoujo finishing the rin route
my grandma knocked on my door and said that my bunny had jumped off the rails of the balcony he had free roam on
i didnt even cry
i remember burying him and yelling at god for taking away everything i loved
feelsbadman

Blake Edwards
Blake Edwards

like sometimes when i see second walking around i think it's persephone

cause she looks so much like her mother. it's really sad

David Howard
David Howard

split second of actual angry
still gets me :v]

Josiah Kelly
Josiah Kelly

I feel fine right now I think.

Do people normally need that kind of release?

I'm going to bed now goodnight bort

Kevin Butler
Kevin Butler

I PUT UP WALLS SO NOBODY CAN EVER HURT ME
WHY AM I SO FLAWED BARD

Elijah Reyes
Elijah Reyes

That's such a sweet name
My best friend Jesse has 3 generations of purebred shi tzus he raised from the first gen
Like 8 of those fuckers

it's crazy watchng animal generations
the children and all that

Dylan Rodriguez
Dylan Rodriguez

sweet dreams!

I always feel better after I get workedup
I usually get super
super tired
it helps me sleep sometimes

Landon Price
Landon Price

I AM A ROCK
I AM AN ISLAND

Nolan Sanchez
Nolan Sanchez

wat

Juan Nguyen
Juan Nguyen

If only your bunny had told someone, or called a hotline. So sad.

Blake Ortiz
Blake Ortiz

I was reading a short book a couple months ago and the ending was bittersweet and it just made me feel honestly really lonely. It would be complicated to explain why.

Kitchen by Banana Yoshimoto, it's not something I'd call "necessary reading" but I liked it at least.

Adrian Powell
Adrian Powell

cirno is objectively worst 2hu

Colton Torres
Colton Torres

kaybe
there is line where i keep my honor
you have crossed it
we're gonna have to fucking duel now mate

Samuel Phillips
Samuel Phillips

And a rock feels no pain.
And an island never cries.

Levi Evans
Levi Evans

i wanna go to bed but i dont know what fucking movie to watch

Connor Barnes
Connor Barnes

Well you had your momma cat and thee daughter right

the daughter can always have a nother child

Brayden Green
Brayden Green

stop bullying me

William Moore
William Moore

the authors name was banana?

come the fuck on

Isaac Young
Isaac Young

Yeah, this.

Carter Martinez
Carter Martinez

so the straight one is called a Jian

i still can't get any better name than "broad sword" for the other

looks a little like a scimitar or something

Jackson Richardson
Jackson Richardson

i will never forget the mean things youve done to me
they burn in my heart like a lit furnace from hell

Charles Walker
Charles Walker

bard is obviously not taking anything seriously

Dylan Morris
Dylan Morris

It's a pen name.

I don't remember her actual name.

Blake Thompson
Blake Thompson

Mean word slinging at five paces?

Aiden Myers
Aiden Myers

ah yeah thanks for telling your story tho

Blake Jackson
Blake Jackson

nice Dadao blade

Ethan Anderson
Ethan Anderson

i wish you werent attractive so you could learn a few lessons in life instead of having everything handed to you like you do now

you could use a real knock in the head to set you straight

Jaxson Cooper
Jaxson Cooper

g2b

Isaac Davis
Isaac Davis

Your cats never bred?

Benjamin Peterson
Benjamin Peterson

no im tlaking full on fencing duels
i choose rapier

Aiden Phillips
Aiden Phillips

the cats i have now are the kittens from the cat that died in december

Connor Nelson
Connor Nelson

I feel the significance of it is lost in the telling, but thanks for the opportunity to blog.

Juan Rivera
Juan Rivera

Dadao
close, but it's not one of those

i paid for those you mongoloid

i think the doctors have discounted how easily a knock to the head can cure mental illness and have a person fit for work again

yeah, a decent income sounds lovely. can't do it though.

Mason Powell
Mason Powell

I mean, he is going to get old and baggy eventually.

I choose a section of picket fence.

Joshua Wilson
Joshua Wilson

What did I ever do to you

Angel Bennett
Angel Bennett

it weird like i always said like three cats were two cats too many, but when she died it has just felt empty af

Ryan Gutierrez
Ryan Gutierrez

money your boyfriend or the government spoonfeeds you doesn't count

once you hit the wall at 30 youre RUINED

and i will be here
laughing
like this
AHAHAHAHAHAHAH

Sebastian Edwards
Sebastian Edwards

that dogs smoking a fucking bone mate

Gabriel Reyes
Gabriel Reyes

and now if a another non related catcomes into your amily they can have kittens
and you will have another generation : )

Eli Taylor
Eli Taylor

your memory is not bad

Adrian Evans
Adrian Evans

ruined for what

i have great qualifications, i'm just not allowed to use them

do you think i get disability benefits cause i'm attractive?

LOL

Logan Green
Logan Green

Still waiting for an answer

Angel Gray
Angel Gray

no
youre not going to get disability benefits because my boy is going to destroy your tumblr NEET culture

Jaxon Collins
Jaxon Collins

You and that dog have a lot in common, then.

Jonathan Butler
Jonathan Butler

ENGLISH

Juan Wilson
Juan Wilson

wat

i live in scotland, trump does not affect our welfare system

Isaiah Wilson
Isaiah Wilson

no way

once these fuckers are dead i'm never having another pet

Adam Morgan
Adam Morgan

goodnight nezi

Christian Barnes
Christian Barnes

i don't understand what it's like to live in another country, have a disability, and to receive benefits for it, but i assume it's just lazy neets, and MUH TRUMP will put an end to all that shit

Jonathan Mitchell
Jonathan Mitchell

Ah I suppose that's understandable
I couldn't go through life without a companion
I am interested, when I finally move from where I'm at now in maybe getting a Cockatoo

Chase Edwards
Chase Edwards

erin post your neat dog i wanna smile

Parker Nguyen
Parker Nguyen

emergency delivery
night tp

Landon Carter
Landon Carter

i donno like i can't really handle when things i live with everyday die

it really fucking sucks

Levi Wood
Levi Wood

I never did anything mean to you.

Goodnight.

Elijah Phillips
Elijah Phillips

you misspelled neet

/meme

Luke Ward
Luke Ward

lol

Nathaniel Adams
Nathaniel Adams

gracias

Grayson Foster
Grayson Foster

Fuck this day lol I'm far too zombie

William Anderson
William Anderson

That's very understandable

Ryder Price
Ryder Price

Twerk at werk wew

Anthony Parker
Anthony Parker

sorry for getting emo

i guess momorial day brings the worst out a nigga

i love all you guys

maybe evan luka

Jace Morris
Jace Morris

gonna regret that post fo sho

Zachary Gonzalez
Zachary Gonzalez

memorial day gun sales were OP btw
LOL

Joseph Turner
Joseph Turner

yep

Evan Nelson
Evan Nelson

Ain't no problem g

Jack James
Jack James

Kek't

Ryder Baker
Ryder Baker

I love you too tp

Owen Hall
Owen Hall

my present to you emo brits

Kayden Wood
Kayden Wood

mfw lay down and anxiety/insomnia kick in

Alexander Miller
Alexander Miller

xanax yo

Liam Cooper
Liam Cooper

Erin blew Scoots?

I'm telling Yan

Samuel Phillips
Samuel Phillips

ran out

Dylan Gomez
Dylan Gomez

<4
probably should bed before i get to gay

Angel Ross
Angel Ross

I will protect you sister

Cameron Jones
Cameron Jones

poop

John Sanders
John Sanders

I was in Portland on Saturday and Sunday btw :^)
I might be again today too
also same

Gabriel Allen
Gabriel Allen

Autism is contagious

Jaxson Turner
Jaxson Turner

okay that's kewl

with apple watch you can just tap your friends on the wrist to get their attention

sounds so simple but wow

Jason Jenkins
Jason Jenkins

I was in portland on friday. went to a house rave.
witnessed a shotgun murder too.

Eli Phillips
Eli Phillips

https://youtu.be/bdyVH5LqneU?t=11m36s

so neat

my watch gets here in a couple of days, but i don't know anyone else who has one ;-;

Samuel Gray
Samuel Gray

sounds annoying as fuck

i've been to almost every gun store in the state in the past few days looking for a few specific pistols, so far none have had them ;-;
i might just have to.. order them from the people who make them..

Chase Reed
Chase Reed

-hugs-

you need to talk about anything?

Owen Powell
Owen Powell

Watch me whip
watch me nae nae?

Nathaniel Torres
Nathaniel Torres

it like mirrors your taps on their wrist

i am astounded

didn't know that new haptic feedback engine was so accurate

Blake Howard
Blake Howard

the taptic engine they call it

its a little box that takes up like a third of the watch

Caleb Baker
Caleb Baker

so if you just
tap the fuck out of it
god pls no

Bentley Hughes
Bentley Hughes

shotgun murder

Did you... mean shotgun wedding or...?

Austin Lewis
Austin Lewis

LOL

yes

i imagine so

Isaiah Cruz
Isaiah Cruz

Put watch on dick and tap

John Diaz
John Diaz

You're going to get rid of the CP, or . . . ?

Owen Mitchell
Owen Mitchell

aaaa i have one of these things on the way

i am ready

Jack Morales
Jack Morales

he's been saying murder for 2days now

maybe youre just not supposed to be friends with assholes lol

show me where

Brandon Murphy
Brandon Murphy

apple has a friendly feel as a company, i don't think they really build things for assholes intentionally

Elijah Sanders
Elijah Sanders

Apple is fucking great idk why they get such a bad rap

Joseph Bailey
Joseph Bailey

i also replaced my windows 10 netbook with a macbook air

which was like the best thing i've done in years, that netbook was a punishment, macs are lovely, they just werk

Andrew Fisher
Andrew Fisher

Apple are a soulless corporation

Luis Rivera
Luis Rivera

i don't think anyone does but clearly that won't stop anyone from finding little things like that to fuck with others
like pacemakers that use wifi and can be hacked. fucking hate people

Dominic Wood
Dominic Wood

i know right

it's just a bandwagon

you say that

but they totally aren't

that's microsoft

and their watch thinks a chicken cutlet has a pulse

Ryder Davis
Ryder Davis

no

Eli Rogers
Eli Rogers

yeah, you can hack drug delivery computers and stuff really easy and the companies refuse to upgrade the firmware to prevent it

how many people have to be hacked to death :s

Matthew Richardson
Matthew Richardson

rough

No, an actual murder.

Kevin Taylor
Kevin Taylor

Might get an iPhone lol

Jace Allen
Jace Allen

their

PLASTIC

watch

lol, wow

Daniel Diaz
Daniel Diaz

What the fuck happened?

Eli Hernandez
Eli Hernandez

do it

i have never regretted the apple switch

android and windows are my past, and there they remain

Lucas Allen
Lucas Allen

how commercial is making a smart watch from shitty plastic

so fucking lazy

well done microsoft

Brody Kelly
Brody Kelly

Buy m-muh soul lol

David Walker
David Walker

apple watches are made from an aluminium ceramic carbide alloy

contains aluminium, gold, and ceramic, in a specific blend, that gives the appearance of gold, the strength of aluminium, and the weight of ceramic

Hunter Perry
Hunter Perry

we get it

you like apple

Ethan Cooper
Ethan Cooper

another thing made from a carbide ceramic: Spartan's bones in Halo

Ryan Clark
Ryan Clark

ymfw

Carson Morgan
Carson Morgan

I was walking down a sketchy road in portland to the convenience store from the party to get my under 21 friends beer.
I heard a few loud bangs, and at first I wasn't sure what I heard. Then I thought about it and I was sure it was a 12-guage.
I kept walking a few block up the road and saw this mexican running inbetween two houses all sketch like. I walked right passed him and kept on to the store.

on my walk back from the store I passed by the house where he was running from and I noticed someone on a stretcher covered in blood and they were getting him to the ambulance.
I'm guessing he was still alive as they were going fast. I walked right past that too.

Ryan Miller
Ryan Miller

SPARTAN BONES

Kayden Roberts
Kayden Roberts

Thats pretty spook

Gavin Lewis
Gavin Lewis

Can't wait until Trump gets rid of the Mexicans

Ayden Anderson
Ayden Anderson

I want to say "you should have stopped that guy", but you know what? Dumbass probably has been caught by now so no reason to risk your life.

Justin Wright
Justin Wright

tbh i had one of the first android phones then switched to iphone, i'm back to android again. i don't prefer either, they're both just as good.
reminds me of console wars

because there isn't any?

until it becomes a big thing, they won't care the slightest. it saves time/money

not like i need it though. might just get a gun safe to put my guns in then go move far far away where i'll never need one

Nathaniel Cox
Nathaniel Cox

I was rolling tits on mdma

what wa I gonna do, Hug and rub him to death?

Jose Hall
Jose Hall

He had a shotgun, dude

Dominic Gray
Dominic Gray

Sh-shut up >.>

Mason Hernandez
Mason Hernandez

Shotgun wedding

Dylan Bailey
Dylan Bailey

Why would you want to say something that asinine? It is worth it to get involved in that shit 0% of the time.

Carter Fisher
Carter Fisher

people like you are the bane of society

Alexander Roberts
Alexander Roberts

Lol.

I don't think he had it with himself at that point.

Because I watch too much television.

How?

Liam Ross
Liam Ross

so how was your day?
Erio and I both started listening to the same things recently and I'm realizing that I was weird af in school before.

Robert Gonzalez
Robert Gonzalez

Have you ever read Mario Puzo's The Godfather?

Lincoln Evans
Lincoln Evans

Or not enough television. If your brain were fully rotted out you wouldn't have been able to form the complete thought.

Cameron Thomas
Cameron Thomas

I have not.

Did you read the part of the post where I said that Ui made the right choice?

Tread lightly.

Easton Brown
Easton Brown

not hating your normie Ex-schoolmates

Ree~

Christopher Lopez
Christopher Lopez

I like that song

He would have shot Ui

My day just started... and Erio is mine ._.

Jose Kelly
Jose Kelly

Do you really want me so confined to a couch?

Daniel Bell
Daniel Bell

I'm only half serious
I get where you come from with the initial thought but
I am super biased as a criminal towards criminals

Josiah Campbell
Josiah Campbell

he def dropped the gun, and I saw him run back to the house after I heard the noise then book it out. I'm guessing he was running back in to asess how big of a dun goof he did, and then realized there was nothing he could do but run.

i'm just glad I didn't get involved. although the cop did stalk out the house rave and pull over drunk drivers/underage drinkers. thankfully the cops didn't get a warrant and storm in.

Julian King
Julian King

any plans? what do you mean by yours?

Noah Rogers
Noah Rogers

nah its raining here... no plans today but rest..

erio is my lover

Josiah Bell
Josiah Bell

Are you really this incapable of reading? You fake the ability quite well.

I'm the son of a cop.

Call me biased as well, I suppose.

Thomas Allen
Thomas Allen

mmm rain in ny sounds so nice though! i'd call up my friends and go on a ride through the city, get some good footage that way.
i've been replaced so soon? o.o

Jonathan Turner
Jonathan Turner

I mean, ideally you would be an anthropomorphic couch and I could have people pay to come and sit on your face all day. But I digress.

Nathan Parker
Nathan Parker

Oh I love it so much
You've fascinaated me
Anything else you would shar e about yourself? no wories if not of course ahaha
I don't want to sound weird but this is adds alot to my drama elements i have in my head for this place

Grayson Rodriguez
Grayson Rodriguez

I mean he just shot someone else a minute ago and you want Ui to charge at him to stop him?

So what if he dropped the shotgun, he could have had a sidearm with Ui's name on it

You're not very street smart

Yeah the rain washes all the feces away..

And stop lying you don't have friends here lol

Erio and I have been lovers for 4 years

Logan Gutierrez
Logan Gutierrez

Rain in ny sounds greasy as fug

Angel Reyes
Angel Reyes

lol sounds like something good that should happen in India
i don't, i'm saying if i lived there, baka
i know, he named you after one of my favorite things <3

i'd do the same in portland. i just wanna ride more man but ain't shit to do here anymore.

Dylan Parker
Dylan Parker

portland is like the second greenest major city in the u.s. behind seattle, I believe.

Aaron Baker
Aaron Baker

I would demand a rather stringent screening process for the attractiveness of my face-sitters or I'd have to call my lawyer.

And I'd want the TV running at all times and a 50% cut of the profits. Being the one doing the real work I'm giving you a good break here. I can always find somebody else to find people that want to sit on a piece of living furniture.

I bring things up mostly as they become relevant.

I'm surprised you didn't already know that though, I've said it rather often.

You must have also missed the part where I said it's a good thing he didn't do that.

You're not very reading comprehension smart.

Jacob Jones
Jacob Jones

he named me after your penis?

Elijah Clark
Elijah Clark

[Attention]

Henry Evans
Henry Evans

We never really do get to talking much
Maybe I'm just never around for it

Xavier Flores
Xavier Flores

I did read that part of your reply, it was still dumb of you to want Ui to risk his life

David Williams
David Williams

I can't sleep

are you feeling better?

hey

Jeremiah Moore
Jeremiah Moore

I think I would be too terrified to question you, you being a horrifying misapprehension of God and all. Maybe I would even grow to resent you and plot to snuff you out with a plastic furniture cover. Now that's an erotic horror story that I could get behind.

Thomas Martin
Thomas Martin

I tried to fall asleep and i layed in bed and instantly got anxiety and insomnia.

Dominic Sanchez
Dominic Sanchez

selling memes, get your hot spicy memes here

Carter Hernandez
Carter Hernandez

i love bothering test

Chase Johnson
Chase Johnson

i mean that makes sense since portland
just.. wat

just can't help but talk about it.

Jace Long
Jace Long

Those can't sleep feels

Cooper Foster
Cooper Foster

I love memes

Camden Hughes
Camden Hughes

I know

are you still feeling anxious

I fell asleep early ....again....and woke up in the middle of the night...again.... and now I can't sleep.....again

seems like this happens a lot lately

Dominic Johnson
Dominic Johnson

.... are you my master?

so it was your penis...
what does erio say about me?

Mason Nelson
Mason Nelson

take it or leave it

portland is nice. even the bums are happy

Henry Baker
Henry Baker

Just exercise to the point of exhaustion every night.

Isaac Howard
Isaac Howard

If there's anything you're curious about just ask. I'll almost definitely answer honestly.

Your existence is aggravating in general, so it's not hard.

Your fear would be well-placed.

I'd buy that for a dollar.

Name a price and show me the goods.

Matthew Johnson
Matthew Johnson

Don't we all.
You wish, sweetheart.
Oh shit waddup

Sebastian Morgan
Sebastian Morgan

ignored me even tho i paid him

Cameron Brown
Cameron Brown

Here come dat boi.

Julian Powell
Julian Powell

Can I ask you something?

Nicholas Baker
Nicholas Baker

You wouldn't survive a day in the city lmao

who are you then? o.o

BEAST avatar

Lucas Bell
Lucas Bell

Knowing you it will be something embarrassing or bothersome.

But go ahead.

Benjamin Thomas
Benjamin Thomas

no but we'll keep saying it was anyway. it's full of blood now though, you gotta stop or i can't help myself..
you don't want to know.

many people ride bmx bikes there?

Chase Thompson
Chase Thompson

Nice, that was my question actually. Thanks for answering.

Oliver Ortiz
Oliver Ortiz

wish I could help :(

I'm a lil tired tonight for all that nonsense :P buut I will keep the offer ope n thank you

that feel

Carson Martinez
Carson Martinez

teehee

Dominic Edwards
Dominic Edwards

...I had a good laugh from that one.

That wasn't a one-time offer, I meant if you're ever curious.

Oliver Morgan
Oliver Morgan

here come dat slav
о сука блять иди нажой waddup?

Better than your boyfriend.

That's fucking disgusting.

David Baker
David Baker

that just makes it sound all the more likely that it is you

Josiah Diaz
Josiah Diaz

I like you but not like like : )

Julian Cooper
Julian Cooper

excuse me
I don't believe I heard you correctly

Parker Hall
Parker Hall

What kind of music are you into big boy

Ryder Davis
Ryder Davis

not as much as they used to.
I used to race bmx

Nolan Perry
Nolan Perry

I've never been so heartbroken.

Andrew Fisher
Andrew Fisher

EDM, of course.

Rest in pieces.

Luke Allen
Luke Allen

Enlighten me, approximately how many likes until you're sticking it in his pooper? By which I mean his mouth.

Brandon Gomez
Brandon Gomez

are there many laws against it? like i wanna have fun on in and not just ride around from a to b

Dylan Jenkins
Dylan Jenkins

oh goody
What kind?

Enough likes to build a car
I live in iowa that niggas in like cali

Landon Murphy
Landon Murphy

HAH

I live in Illinois.

Dominic Howard
Dominic Howard

The toppy part or the bottomy part?

Alexander Hall
Alexander Hall

people ride their bikes on backroads with curves and without bike lanes. sidewalks are nice too.
never seen someone pulled over on a bike on the sidewalk

Aiden Nguyen
Aiden Nguyen

o///o

Isaiah Gonzalez
Isaiah Gonzalez

The middley part. Peoria.

Kevin Mitchell
Kevin Mitchell

The electronic kind

Ian Thomas
Ian Thomas

Are we talking House or Garage here?

Lincoln Rogers
Lincoln Rogers

mfw I want the creepy crawly feelings to go away but have no xanax

Kayden Howard
Kayden Howard

House, DNB, Dubstep, Techno, Darkwave, etc.

Brody Roberts
Brody Roberts

Wow, you could totally be smashing your balls against Bard's chest in like 5 hours.

Zachary Rogers
Zachary Rogers

but surely someone would do something if i wasn't just riding it, right?

Hunter Roberts
Hunter Roberts

that feeing sister

Dylan Ward
Dylan Ward

You wanna go 1for 1 with me?
You can go first

Lincoln James
Lincoln James

What else do you do with a bike?
are u gonna attach it to wings?

Jack Martin
Jack Martin

niggr r u high

Adrian Butler
Adrian Butler

Is that what the kids do these days? Whatever happened to shit like going out for coffee with people?

Jose Miller
Jose Miller

What does that even mean

Nathaniel Harris
Nathaniel Harris

He wants you to give him a song.

Jaxson Adams
Jaxson Adams

Give me a song to listen to and Ill give you one back

Caleb Adams
Caleb Adams

I don't understand the question.

Jaxson James
Jaxson James

When you get coffee with somebody, there's a risk that you might connect with them emotionally. People are terrified of that, so it's much easier to just ask somebody if they want to smash balls or not.

You ever been to Rockford? I have family down there.

Caleb Jackson
Caleb Jackson

youre proving my point

Kayden White
Kayden White

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wZ3lahBwHm0
Heard this one at the club. In a more dance version

Matthew Lee
Matthew Lee

decorative as fuck

so feng shui

Brayden Sanders
Brayden Sanders

well the .gif i posted was flying high.gif

so I didnt know if u were asking if i was physically or metaphorically high.

Brody Morales
Brody Morales

what do you think
where did she go?

Michael Adams
Michael Adams

They look sort of cheap and tacky to me.

Jack Martin
Jack Martin

they are cheap, they're budget training weapons

Jack Morgan
Jack Morgan

so what are you poisons of choice my man?
what do you attune your senses with

Carter Perry
Carter Perry

Don't listen to that nerd
they look dope

Eli Edwards
Eli Edwards

looking for father

Lincoln Rogers
Lincoln Rogers

I MAY have passed through a few times on the way to Wisconsin but I'm sure I've never stopped there. I've gone to Wisconsin like 20 times to go to the EAA event in Oshkosh, so the possibility exists.

Ayden Anderson
Ayden Anderson

;~;

Blake Kelly
Blake Kelly

Nothing. I'm boring like that.

Liam Adams
Liam Adams

cum for me

Tyler Hernandez
Tyler Hernandez

Good on ya
care to share a bit about yourself?

Elijah Lee
Elijah Lee

I only wanted to play a game of monopoly.

what a loserrrrr

Jackson Rivera
Jackson Rivera

What a whore.

I'm just a meme invited here by another memer.

Chase Hill
Chase Hill

No one is better than Erio

Liam Russell
Liam Russell

kanra invited you?

Gavin Nelson
Gavin Nelson

Funny, I easily am.

Please, you probably like being called a whore.

I said a meme, not a faggot.

Nolan Lee
Nolan Lee

give me something to work with, babe. i'll return the favor

i just wanted to set the world on fire

Parker Green
Parker Green

Too wet to go for a jog... im freaking out...

Brandon Peterson
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Benjamin Baker
Benjamin Baker

I guess that would explain the way that they look.

Hey, I get it, some people like tacky. That's fine. I wish that I had an 11 foot Garfield statue on my front lawn.

Oh, alright. You take the I-39 up here? What's your connection with the EAA stuff?

Brandon Sanders
Brandon Sanders

Radical my man

Thanks for the track and here is one I think that may be nejoyable, although a slightly different vein
If ya so choose of course

what keeps you up at this god awful hour?

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