⭐️Princess of the Internet, Hufflepuff Elite, The Sweetest Secret of NIMH, on her phone,
Hello, O Forsaken One
She's calling you fat.
3 percent battery
Save me erin
Gotta love that fresh thread smell
But she is fat
And not just like joke internet standards of fat, like actually obese
I don't think forsaken is the right choice of words.
if only spirit energy could charge phones
2 percent now ;;
Should've just said "No, but it looks like you need one" or something.
You were forsaken by quite a few people
I would never tho bb
what is S&W?
Well she's my boss so
Also the head store manager is obese as fuck, and so is the head of HR
Spice and Wolf.
100% not going to be able to pay rent this month cus someone lost their job
not on a lease
going to get evicted and have nowhere to go
how do i sell my body to people who arent random creeps on the street but cute weebs. i dont really have any other options here..
Am I on the left or the right?
you say spice and wolf
i say Smith & Wesson
I have two spare bedrooms above ground level
working in a world of fatties
That honestly would be like hell.
See you in the afterlife of charged batteries
By getting an actual job.
What is that implying
i've never watched Spice and Wolf before.
I have this rare thing called tact and personability that keeps me going
At least spice and wolf actually has good QC.
what's your job again tsuchi
Muu you're alive
It is not pleasant
Then you're on the left and rejecting me which is super rude because of the aforementioned forsaking
IT SAYS 'COME HERE'
CAN'T YOU READ
How ya been
oh okay yeh let me just get me and alison to apply for visa's and figure out how to get 2000$ for a plane ticket and a visitors visa to go stay with you for 3 months maximum and come back to a country with no home, money or anything
i guess thats what i have to do
Quickly start posting Homura and Trixie, so I can feel like I'm talking to myself from years ago.
Back when you went by Circle Jerker.
You poor thing.
Managing a database, spreadsheets and forms for someone's business for a few hundred bucks a week.
why 3 tops?
Other than the pedo thing it's fine I guess
keep the receipts
omg is that really that guy from those years ago?
USA -> UK Travel Visa is 3 months max afaik
and them my gf has to apply for a passport
I don't even know how to mr. smile tho
Which one's got seeds tho
oh right shit yeah the citizenship thing lol
Then again I'm biased.
i don't think i own anything made by them anyway lol
You'll have to look!
gonna add your gf on fb
Well that's not good..
it sounds hard to prove in a court of law
Turns out I really, really hate fieldwork.
I'll Ka you in a muunite.
I report it on my taxes.
gimme moar to work with~
My repertoire has expanded since we last spoke.
I believe I have a few somewhere in my house...
Back to work
the court of law is metaphorical
I'll show you.
Send me over that trip on steam, and I'll give it a go.
not one bit
don't really feel like dealing with steamgaurd bullshit right now
he still exists.
It's the most seeds there is for a single torrent..
That's second best
i don't know anything of theirs that i really want either tbh. though i can't think of a single gun by them.
i want loads of guns by HK and FN though
Subtle is a pretty passable trap ngl
16 seeds isn't enough
What the fuck planet do you live on?
anybody wanna play halo wars on Xbox live
I beat the AI on easy once and now feel quite the pro
Don't let the door hit on you on the way out
Where'd you go to?
it's Red listed though....
;~; at least it's only 4 gb
there's better guns out here really.
Do you own any guns?
I found out my ancestors caused WWII
I went into hiding.
-hugs the mu-
Your answers aren't quite autistic enough to be the real Muu.
too much sex?
oh you got the surgery?
I catch a little more autism every time you post Clannad.
I'll give it a go without the trip then.
It's just not the same, you know?
He never really left.
At least hint to me what you want to say, or at tell my why you can't say it in thread.
whats the drama smiles
whod you sleep around with this time
i forgot i took steamgaurd off
i just sent you one
the HK ones i want are just guns i feel the need to own and wouldn't actually carry too often
no pistols yet though
It's not much worse than Fate
how has he stayed hidden this whole time?!
It's the fucking art style.
Their eyes are the goddamn sides of their face.
I can't say it in thread because Tsuchi has a habit of reading everything I say and persuading you not to listen because you don't have mind of you own
btw they still hate you
: ^ )
I'm sorry I was so rough on you last night...~
I'll stab you
what do you think of sig sauer? i want a few of there's too
Knives are illegal in Britain.
How did you get from art style -> autism
Add me on steam.
I'll concede that and nothing more.
By no one caring.
Sigs are good.
A bit on the clunky side and tend to be a bit heavy. Though, its been ages since I held one.
I change my mind, you tell Tsuchi everything and you can't be trusted
you could tell me whats really happening
or i can hear the warped version from the other side that probably speaks a lot more ill about you
Ugh those faces though
How can you watch that shit?
I at least endured it cause some chick wanted to watch it and we ended up messing around like 3 EPs in
No they're not.
Only specific ones.
Also, I have a hammer.
I've missed you so much how are you doing?
Matlab is a god damn nightmare to work with.
They look like they have down syndrome.
You probably have like a plastic toy hammer.
Since that's all the government feels you're safe enough to handle.
Just say no.
i want at least 3 of there's. gotta get a meme glock too.
my dad is really trying to get me to get a taurus but i'm not so sure about em
the compact version of the pistol i want is as big as a regular sized pt24/7
No, just a 40 mile bike ride. Ouch...
That was supposed to be our secret >.>
IM NOT EVEN BAITING
Its school related.so, no is out of the question.
Get the 9mm.
That's it? lmao
MathLab is fucking awful and genuinely hate every second I've spent on it.
i mean i want a vp9 but i don't plan on owning many 9mm
i have like 2k rounds of .45 in my room right now
I'll man your dy in a minute, Mandy
It's for smashing rocks
I used it to fix the freezer
Just finished last exam of the academic year
I'm going to have to learn it sooner or later...
Python was much better imo.
you love the methlab though
why is that tsuchi
o.o those that mean you have more time for us~?
And then a lot of cybering...
Subtle told me all your dirty secrets
More or less...
Oh, my! How lewd!
I'll be waiting.
Love you, Bardo!
Do you own a .45 pistol?
the syntax is awful. like really bad.
I'm sure you did.
You just pounded on it with the toy hammer while you're dad actually fixed it.
You're cheating on me again, huh...
Yes or no?
no. i turned 21 a week ago so i couldn't own them anyway. i've shot dozens of em though
I don't speak Mexican
At least that's all cleared up.
O-Ho Ho, playing on my insecurities? Fine.
Anyway, Tsuchi was alluding to me (as a joke), and I texted him about what I saw in thread because I was lurking. He tried to call me out more directly, and people made a joke about it. After Alexis named me specifically, I made a post saying to "leave me out of this".
Apparently I offended Grim with this, and he told me that I'm not relevant and shouldn't be acting as if I was relevant. I responded by saying that I was simply reacting to my name being called. He then assumed that I had email notifications set up, and tried to call me out on it. Implying that my actions were contradictory to what a person would do if they didn't want to truly be involved in thread drama. I told them I didn't have notifications and he could ask Erin for proof. Erin arrived, and Grim disappeared.
All and all I didn't see any drama, and I'm more confused with why you're asking me.
This happened in the thread literally an hour ago, and you can see it for yourself.
Yeah. That was me. And this is my dog.
I hope you can get over your obsession with him. He's no good for you and you can do much... much better...
Good bye ♥
It's kind of a cheap one. Just 30 bucks I think. My dress watch is cooler looking. But that one is my every day. And a couple rings, usually.
don't fucking come back
Bye whoever you are
I'm too sporadic to make any promises
H-hey, try to appear like you're afraid!
I'll have to
But not this day
I boiled the hammer then applied the hammer to the ice.
Just kidding guys i'm actually not leaving.
hi madno how are you
the ice maker literally freezing up the freezer
Or you could just unplug it.
i dont know what to do
The only emotion I would have from seeing you is joy, love.
Not bad, considering. It's my birfday. Usually, I hate them. But this one was just work and then my dad is in the hospital, so that. Now it is getting close to bed time.
How about you, bud?
if you say so
grim will love you again in a few days dont worry about it
you die too
disgusting pedophile bastard needs to off himself
Thanks but i'm already dead.
I'm just confused by the entire thing.
It's kinda stupid.
It was just a stray patch of ice blocking the door.
My solution was way better than that of whichever bitch thought "try to close it and shove a chair against it, leaving it slightly open anyway."
I'll make you regret!
I'll 111/100 you in a minute
Or you could've just salted it.
Good night, love. May your dreams be as sweet as you are!
Regret not having enough time?
lol you shouldn't feel the need to explain yourself. especially to boo
you say this every time
they are one?
Do I look like I have salt?
And anyway, it was kind of like on the roof of the freezer.
Using a hammer was a way better idea, it hardly took any work.
|Rolled 1 (1d2)|
It was a terrible idea because the floors are usually plastic.
I'm still gonna get both in the end anyway though
back on mlpchan around when I first started he asked if I liked loli then linked me to a fucking literal cp website
Speed up your replies you useless girl.
ppls dont bully me I am sensitive thank you
hey bae how you doing?
I will do and say whatever I want.
I own you stupid.
N-no Ban owns me
Just let it die.
I have arrived
I'm looking for some help
I need someone to save her ass
Chinese tricks in rooms
With ghosts of hooker girlie dudes
Me and heroin, maybe we can make some cash
Me and heroin
To where, little kitty?
I didn't even hammer it, I used the heated metal to melt the ice!
Awww, so cute~
when you toast the marshmallow just right
I enjoyed being Bard for a day
We enjoyed posting with you
I WOULD IF YOU WERE A REAL GIRL
Need some petting?
She is like a perfect pure cinnamon rolll
Why would you wanna be such an asshole?
There're many bards
I'm gonna Kick Bard in the Ribs
Why not the head?
bard is mai waifu
yes but not from you
This is honestly one of the best folders I've ever finished
that fucking scream
I only purr when cute girls pet me
Carefully spoon the sweet froth into the side of the glass so that it gracefully cascaded down the glass.
You used to purr just fine when I pet you.
you will get one meow
He wants to smack your ass.
did it died
I don't have to take this kind of abuse from a closetfag
Yan stop posting one of my waifu.
I'm not one
Mine a shit
I only do gay things cause it's fun
i want to fuck you
So how fun was it to cum in your own mouth?
I love them
keep it in your pants
I've never done that
Guess who just got unemployed
time to get hammered
So do are you just forgetful or a liar?
What happened D:
I slept for 15 hours
Yeah thats what my swimteam was like.
so you're all getting kicked out?
Ah.. have fun tonight, I doubt you really wanna dwell on it any more
the dysfunctional tranny house finally has no income
i cant wait for the impending civil war
why are traps habitually irresponsible?
Doing fine.. how about yourself?
I liked it better when this was about blood.
that's just people overall
pretty good and even better since you are here to lewd : ^)
Is this where I shitpost my memes
you didn't actually talk about memes with him.. did you?
Im more than just to lewd you know..
Are they new and spicy?
you just wanna talk about boners
I swear that's fucking Kanra/BC
so you're here to lewd then too, eh?
Nope, just warm sticky blood<3
We talked about how retarded memes are and how /b/ is shit
You know it
how was your day mina
What about Melty Blood?
4chan on the first date
Jesus please save me.
did it end well?
The Fight Game/VN series?
Never played them.
yeeeah but the other stuff comes later, i mean if you really wanna switch it around some its doable? i guess
im here to do whatever whenever, so yes that is part of it yo
Went on a date with a cute and nice guy. How about you? I know
It did end well
how about me? o.o
thats good. gonna do it again soon?
good erica <3 now you deserve less punishment so nice going! buuuut there still has to be some cause i said
whaaat about you user?
I hope so
w-we could do things
Who are you????????
Im that one Erica you know
No but im from/HG/ and /ERP/ on 4chan, but I visit here every so often.
all the punishment for you cutie
I don't know you!
Gay as fuck.
Don't know if this is the Plu I know or just a picture you decided to use.
Ah, so I don't know you. Got it.
Watch heterosexual shows.
And stop sucking Desu's dick so much.
I-I rolled a 1
Well you know my name and where I come from, so he has a basic understanding of who I am.
And I don't!
Pretty sure the flagless is Kamuu.
"I just can't stop sucking dick." -Subtle, 2016
yeeeeees one has to make sure the pet will listen, duh
goooooonna need words for this one so spit it out
Put that shit on my grave
///< it's embarrasssssing
I just spent the past four hours talking with my best friend about his stress and how he feels and like I love him to death and I enjoy talking with him but sometimes it's uncomfortable because I don't know really how to appropriately react when he gets affectionate and my first instinct is to offer... bodily comforts... but I know that won't solve any of his problems and it will make some of them worse and it hurts so much because I feel weak and powerless and ashamed of myself and it's hard to know if I'm really helping just by being there for him to talk to and hold
Are you going to be buried next to Desu?
Also, that's the most beta as fuck image ever.
B-But ill listen! Just no hurting the Erica..
I think the appropriate way to react would be to not have sex with him like a slut.
IT'S A JOKE
I think it's more that his friend isn't gay it's why they're saying it's a terrible idea.
That is abhorrent.
being there for someone is the best you can probably do.
tfw no revy comfort ;-;
Yeah I know I was just kidding
I can't help but think that in like ~70 years, being buried might be a bit different though
that quite possibly is the point of getting you to say it
itll just be sore later not exactly really hurting, maaaaybe
You'll be boiled down at the Soylent Green factory.
did you tell her?
Haven't seen that film :c
Obviously I know that
Obligatory "you don't know my life"
Tsuchi we've been over this, I'm a girl
slept in then got my exam back, aced it :D
i wanna fuck this radioactive yellow monkey
who was spoiled again
Does he routinely sit you down and blab at you for periods of four hours?
That's great. What're you doing to celebrate
I'm a girl
You're a MtF.
Look, I have nothing against that but to say it rather bluntly, a male attracted to a MtF, especially one that's not even fully transitioned, is pretty fucking gay.
I'm being inspired to work even harder
so being attracted to someone who's all finished with it isn't as bad? especially if say you didn't know they were before?
asking for a friend :^)