Ark Encounter Flop

Henry White
Henry White

estimated 2 million people by the end of their year
barely 1.4 million came
$100 million budget
60% came from the local community, in exchange for more tourists
no tourists
wanted it to be the "Christian Disney Land"
can barely stand on its own
Has there ever been a bigger failure for something like this?

Julian Brooks
Julian Brooks

gay art
no source
wtf is this

Has there ever been a bigger failure for something like this?

Noah Lewis
Noah Lewis

Is it the ken ham theme park ?

Owen Perez
Owen Perez

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ark_Encounter#Attendance

One of many (if he manages to get the funding for it).

Nathan Martin
Nathan Martin

I like this place, good amish vacation spot

Jayden Russell
Jayden Russell

Heh, Jews btfo

Elijah Cruz
Elijah Cruz

tips fag-blood-soaked fedora hat

Gabriel Adams
Gabriel Adams

Looks cool even if it's creationist idiocy.

Jace Ortiz
Jace Ortiz

Trying to make money off of that one time God killed almost the entire world for its wickedness.
Thank God that it flopped. I bet the Jews were behind it.
"Woe to you who long for the day of the LORD! Why do you long for the day of the LORD? That day will be darkness, not light."

Adam Allen
Adam Allen

Why the fuck are you posting this here? This has nothing to do with Holla Forums. This isn't /failedbusinessventures/.
/christian/index.html

Christian Davis
Christian Davis

Anyone who actually believes that some demigod named Noah built a fucking gigantic wooden Ark that housed one male and one female of every fucking animal on the planet while God flooded the world to purge it of humanity because he was butthurt about them not acting right deserves to be made fun of until they commit sucide.

Juan Bailey
Juan Bailey

But it happened

Kayden Smith
Kayden Smith

Oh great a blight on the land. Funny that no one bothered to ask the most obvious question: Why did they use construction crews instead of Ken and his family building it themselves like in the bible?

Jayden Edwards
Jayden Edwards

Commit suicide.

Christopher Edwards
Christopher Edwards

Christian Disney Land

Christians are stupid. That's probably why they're (((Christians))).

Anthony Thomas
Anthony Thomas

fuck the biblical lie, fuck christcucks if you read any other book than the one given to you by kikes you would know for a fact its all bullshit to control the goy.

Christopher King
Christopher King

OP is a tard. So this shit is a Christian theme park? Ok, then the economy is too blame. No one is even driving now as reflected in gasoline prices.

It's all allegory, douche. But as you can see, a dumb hick like you DID build this big ass boat and so would you if you thought the world was ending. Oh yeah, and we know for a FACT, that those floods DID take place. So keep shitposting edgy know nothing.

Cooper Mitchell
Cooper Mitchell

I hope this idiot go bust and overdose on cocaine

Owen Phillips
Owen Phillips

does not even in the water
What the fuck is the point?

I thought Vatican City was the Christian Disney land

Parker Perez
Parker Perez

Pro-tip

Noah's story is better in Zoroastrian writings, where the Jews stole their "Torah" from.

John Wright
John Wright

Has anyone ever methodically sourced where every story in the "bible" was stolen from?

Cooper Turner
Cooper Turner

This is the first I've heard of this game

Uhh okay?

Juan Barnes
Juan Barnes

Ark: Encounter
Is this a video game?

Ark: Survival Evolved
Thought it was a sequel to this game. Looks like it has dinosaurs. Dinosaurs are blasphemous for defying the bible's timeline.

Sebastian Stewart
Sebastian Stewart

Does it at least float?

Elijah Rogers
Elijah Rogers

This low tier kikery. Shameful.

Slightly higher tier.

Should have been /thread here, but clearly the jews wanted to try to push their atheist-kikery in the most obvious and forced way possible.

Aiden Cooper
Aiden Cooper

Don't you remember the part of Genesis in which Noah hires a large crew, and they use power tools to build the Ark?

Bentley Scott
Bentley Scott

Like a rock.

Oliver Harris
Oliver Harris

Bill Nye
Science Guy
<anything other than a liberal shill

Leo Carter
Leo Carter

Lol sounds alot like heritage usa

Joseph Wilson
Joseph Wilson

implying jews don't steal

Cooper Carter
Cooper Carter

evangelical and fundamentalist theme park
IOW "how do you do fellow kids" tier cancer, most likely made by the same Churchians who try to appeal to young indoctrinated retards by adopting Marxism as much as possible.

Isaac Gomez
Isaac Gomez

Awww poor christcuck coming to terms with the fact he has been conned for 2000 years

Nathan Carter
Nathan Carter

it was purged of the nephelim triple nigger…. and all those that had the nephelim genes as that was lucifers way to try and stop the birth of Jesus, by polluting the gene pool with his dna hence the giants that when killed their bound to earth spirits then are demons.

Nicholas Ramirez
Nicholas Ramirez

you will burn in hell for not accepting Christ as Lord

Brayden Robinson
Brayden Robinson

Christianity is fundamentally boring.
Even capeshit paganism would have drawn in more people.

David Rogers
David Rogers

you will burn in hell for not accepting Christ as Lord
Your lord is a jew.

Adam Hall
Adam Hall

Literally not a Jew. Jesus was an Israelite and the King of Kings, this included Judea. The Judaism as a religion didn't even exist when Jesus was around.

Ryder Young
Ryder Young

Literally circumcised like a non gentile.

Ayden Carter
Ayden Carter

a19666

Disbelief in the literal truth of the Bible is Satanic.

Carter Cook
Carter Cook

The "Ark" was actually alien technology and was put on a course to Sirius, so that the pure creatures could return to their home world while God brought His wrath down upon the Hell-world known as Earth. Some have suggested that the Ark will one day return, but at the current rate we're going I'd expect them to stay near Sirius forever.

Jace Rivera
Jace Rivera

he was a half israelite/half egyptian mystic who fled israel from persecution and learned the pagan ways of the egyptians (that man does not need god or a religion to know divinity) you know nothing, have a fake bible story pushed by kikes, greeks and romans as a way to control you.

Sebastian Scott
Sebastian Scott

revelations was supposed to be about the destruction of Rome. Not prophecy for this time.

Stop fag enabling the jews, They want to make damascus into a smoldering pile of ash to make you faggots think the "prophecy of revelations" is still ongoing when its blatantly over.

Samuel Gomez
Samuel Gomez

Wonder if they made it water-tight. Float the fucker on the ocean and you may draw more crowds.

Isaac Rivera
Isaac Rivera

<Noah and his jewblins were hard-working Hebes
jews
hard working
user, really now.

Lucas Turner
Lucas Turner

Actually, the old testament has some pretty cool stories. Sure, they are rip offs of other stories (cuz jews), but you got some war, rape, pillaging, intrigue, the good stuff.

But that shit is NEVER FUCKING EVER discussed in church. Except the battle of jericho. For some reason, out of all the genocidal wars in the bible, that battle is discussed, and to children, no less.

Jason Baker
Jason Baker

Being this autistic
Found the jew.

Adrian James
Adrian James

literally written after the NT

Wyatt Garcia
Wyatt Garcia

People don't tend to care about the more jewish parts of the Bible, instinctively. But you don't see Christian sites wanting for tourists.

Liam Wood
Liam Wood

Reported for intl and for actually being jews.

Blake Johnson
Blake Johnson

oy vey goyim the antichrist isn't coming because we say so
when we have Satan appear that will be the real messiah and you must worship him
Sure thing, Chaim.

Thomas Richardson
Thomas Richardson

I normally don't engage in DnC but you better help us exterminate the kikes.
If we catch you sparing Jew children because you have morals instead of ethics you will hang too

Kevin Ward
Kevin Ward

morals instead of ethics
You must be pretty damn retarded. I'm not sure we want you in the world after the jews are gone. Never mind that you're so retarded that you don't know what Christianity actually is in the first place.

Jack Allen
Jack Allen

No, if we catch you sparing kikes just because they are children you will die as well.
As for me, once the kikes begin to be exterminated I'm gonna end it, I only haven't killed myself because I can't until the first Holocaust starts.

Ethan Anderson
Ethan Anderson

Nits make lice. I'm far more worried about you sparing children.

Isaiah Harris
Isaiah Harris

Lol fuck no. I hate the kikes. They are fundamentally not people.

Justin Taylor
Justin Taylor

Failed themepark/exhibit concept
politics
There have been numerous attempts and successes at a Christian theme park and ark recreations. Why is this even important?

Henry Perry
Henry Perry

wanted it to be the "Christian Disney Land"
Anybody who didn't know this would be a failure is completely delusional. The location is terrible and their target audience is tiny. Consider the size of the secular population that Disney Land pulls their customers from. Now consider the size of the creationist population they were hoping to be their target audience. The math on this never worked. They probably knew that too, but were counting on God to make it work anyway. But their god helps those who help themselves.

I'm sure the contractors did a great job of padding their wallets though.

Liam Brown
Liam Brown

100 years constitution time
because its unlikely that they are willing to build it for 100years

Jason Butler
Jason Butler

It's all allegory, douche.
Not to the people behind this park. They believe it as straightforward fact.

Nolan Thomas
Nolan Thomas

make sure that you instill policies that ensure that the future of Christianity is non-white
brainwash the white masses to believe in nihilism and relativism so even those who still cling to religion do so "symbolically".
Non-whites are too dumb and low-agency to go to a themepark about their god. Whites are too full of modernity that they can't bring themselves to believe the tale of Noah's Arc was anything but a fairytale.

plus it's all semitic trash that look like ugly desert shit. I wouldn't want to go there, LARPing as some ancient sandnigger

Robert Martin
Robert Martin

Maybe they were hoping all those Catholic DACA shitters would be a religious replacement for the increasingly atheist europoids? I'm already convinced that the church would support a genocide of europeans as long as they get their seats filled. Who cares if a few churches end up having minarets build around them? FILL THOSE SEATS.

Ian Morris
Ian Morris

Someday, Bill Nye is going to build his own "science" theme park to compete with this. It will have a huge exhibit explaining how homosexuality is perfectly normal and healthy and necessary to combat the over population, he will hire gay men to prance around half naked while children pose for pictures with them, just like costumed mascots at regular theme parks. faggots will get in for free, and there will be regular reports of gay orgies happening in the restrooms and out of the way locations occasionally sighted by children and the general public. There will also be an exhibit explaining how we are all one race, the human race, and how Europe needs to open it's borders to third world hordes in order to overcoming it's abysmally low birthrate.

The Bill Nye theme park will attract 10 million plus visitors a year and a whole generation of kids will be convinced to turn gay in order to help stop global warming.

But at least they know that the universe is 13.7 billion years old, that's the only consolation.

Jason Gomez
Jason Gomez

Bill Nye
Go back to reddit.

Nathaniel Reed
Nathaniel Reed

Maybe they were hoping all those Catholic DACA shitters would be a religious replacement for the increasingly atheist europoids?
Probably, but what these morons don't understand is that spics never actually give a shit about religion. They only pay lip service to it to make their fat disgusting goblin mothers happy. And those goblin mothers only care about that for appearances. It's entirely cultural, not spiritual. Spics don't spend their money and vacation time going on spiritual trips to Israel or christian tourist traps in Kentucky. They go to Disney Land.

Thomas Kelly
Thomas Kelly

What no one ever asks is, does this flood story show that at the time of creation, pre history and the great flood tale were humans more capable seafarers than previously known, as in did the Minoans and/or earlier humans travel to south America before is previously known when sea levels were much lower and the distances were shorter? I think so.

I have never seen distance modeling speculating as to what would the distances traveled having been if sea levels were much lower than they are today. I believe the flood myth has been told because humans were in fact alive and well at the time of the last Ice Age and before.

Jaxson Adams
Jaxson Adams

I would go there for the lulz and LARP as an Amalek warrior.

Isaac Walker
Isaac Walker

The christians there, despite 99.999% of them loving jews with all their heart, probably wouldn't even understand the significance of that.

Charles Harris
Charles Harris

I'm not surprised. I'm sure this concept was created in an echo chamber of christcucks who didn't let any economists into the echo chamber to give them a sense of reality.

Noah Taylor
Noah Taylor

1.4 million is a lot of people

Benjamin Richardson
Benjamin Richardson

This 100%. And if anybody did raise concerns, they were undoubtedly told that God would iron out the wrinkles.

Levi Roberts
Levi Roberts

Not when you're 600 thousand people short of your goal.

Ethan Fisher
Ethan Fisher

Reported for intl and for actually being jews.
I still have my foreskin.

Ayden Sanders
Ayden Sanders

It does. As a kid, my favorite part of visiting theme parks was studying the neat maps they give you, and planning what to explore.

Julian Brown
Julian Brown

I have never read the Epic of Gilgamesh

Tyler Williams
Tyler Williams

Not remembering the pre-exodus threads where that image came from
Go back to reddit
Sure thing kid, after you.

Ian Hernandez
Ian Hernandez

Sure you do, moishe.

Connor Robinson
Connor Robinson

Bill Nye has been cancer since the 90s faggot
b-b-but muh creationist
Creationists are irrelevant. Media stunts to embarrass creationists serve only to get more retards on the I LOVE SCIENCE newage religion.

Andrew Murphy
Andrew Murphy

What the fuck? They didn't seal the wood! It's going to warp and fall apart within five years, assuming termites don't eat it first!

Oliver Rivera
Oliver Rivera

Who cares about creationists anymore? Anyone who's been around throughout the golden 2006 era of YouTube with Thunderf00t, AmazingAtheist, potholer54, Peach, NonStampCollector, and others as they took on VenomFangX, CockOfGod, JesuzFreak, NephilimFree, and other insane Bible eaters saw the sever and brutal ass-handing the creationists received at the hands of the atheists. Since that timeframe, the best that creationism have had to offer are all the stupid-ass Christian movies like God's Not Dead and all the others which I am too lazy to even look up.

Even if this Ark were a phenomenal success, it wouldn't matter because all that proves is that Christian are visiting to jerk-off to the religious beliefs they already have. Give me $5 million (five million) in visitors who are atheists converting to Christianity after walking through this bizarre spectacle of hopeful fiction and I'll start getting worried.

For now, who gives a shit?

Nathaniel Stewart
Nathaniel Stewart

newage
user, we started the newage before it got kiked. The New Age referred to the end of the Kali Yuga and the demise of the kike. Ask the Thule Society.
(((science religion)))
I agree with you there. The kikes have been kiking anything involving scientific advancement since the 1200s.

Jackson Powell
Jackson Powell

GOD IS REAL

Daniel Wilson
Daniel Wilson

Anyone who actually believes that some demigod named Noah built a fucking gigantic wooden Ark
that story is also in the Sumerian records, faggot
even better: it's in the oldest recorded piece of literature ever known

Utnapishtim[1] (Akkadian: 𒌓𒍣) is a character in the Epic of Gilgamesh who is tasked by Enki (Ea) to abandon his worldly possessions and create a giant ship to be called The Preserver of Life. He was also tasked with bringing his wife, family, and relatives along with the craftsmen of his village, baby animals and grains.[2] The oncoming flood would wipe out all animals and humans that were not on the ship, a concept that was mirrored by the biblical story of Noah's Ark. After twelve days on the water, Utnapishtim opened the hatch of his ship to look around and saw the slopes of Mount Nisir, where he rested his ship for seven days. On the seventh day, he sent a dove out to see if the water had receded, and the dove could find nothing but water, so it returned. Then he sent out a swallow, and just as before, it returned, having found nothing. Finally, Utnapishtim sent out a raven, and the raven saw that the waters had receded, so it circled around, but did not return. Utnapishtim then set all the animals free, and made a sacrifice to the gods. The gods came, and because he had preserved the seed of man while remaining loyal and trusting of his gods, Utnapishtim and his wife were given immortality, as well as a place among the heavenly gods.

The Epic of Gilgamesh is an epic poem from ancient Mesopotamia that is often regarded as the earliest surviving great work of literature.

Owen Bennett
Owen Bennett

As has been proven, kikes create nothing, only degrade and bastardize what they find. Perhaps it is the lack of a frontal lobe.

Jonathan Morales
Jonathan Morales

Good times. Nostalgically checked.

Jose Adams
Jose Adams

more people need to know this. sadly they are as deluded and ignorant as ever…… even if you try to explain it to them it takes them out of their comfort zone of conformity.

Nathaniel Lewis
Nathaniel Lewis

The (((bible))) is nothing but yids lying and claiming shit that isn't theirs.
Real fucking surprised.

Wyatt Campbell
Wyatt Campbell

and all those that had the nephelim genes
Why are jews so desperate to wipe out these genes? Those nephelim must of had blond hair and blue eyes

Hunter Bennett
Hunter Bennett

housed one male and one female of every fucking animal on the planet
yeah, that didn't happen.
Mountains were not flooded after all.

Noah and his surviving followers were the ancestors to Jews and Arabs though!

Nicholas Long
Nicholas Long

loogit all dem cubits

Chase Watson
Chase Watson

I'll go see that fucker. I wonder if they have any lepers to shun.

Adrian Torres
Adrian Torres

completely off topic /christian/ news story thread about a fucking theme park is still up
but anything that could be construed as "eceleb" would have been autosaged if not deleted by now

David Rogers
David Rogers

Keep that in mind goy if you try to do anything outside this board

Bentley Bailey
Bentley Bailey

implying an old man and his family built a boat of that size over 100 years
Try to keep up.

Charles Butler
Charles Butler

when sea levels were much lower and the distances were shorter?
now that's retarded
when 11Kyears ago the sea levels rose by about 160m, on most shores that were not flat low-lying expanses like the Doggerbank, the shorelines only moved very little compared to transoceanic distances
on a shore with a 20% slope, which is a very ordinary hill like you can find anywhere, a 160m level change means less than 1 km of shore displacement
which is insignificant compared with a 3000 or 4000 km wide ocean
I believe the flood myth has been told because humans were in fact alive and well at the time of the last Ice Age and before.
that's obvious
does this flood story show that at the time of creation, pre history and the great flood tale were humans more capable seafarers than previously known
there's absolutely no reason to believe anything of the sort
as in did the Minoans and/or earlier humans travel to south America before is previously known when sea levels were much lower and the distances were shorter? I think so.
humans traveled to south America via Asia and the Bering straits, during one of the ice ages before the last one
by walking

you should really stop watching fringe jewtube vids about dinosaurs aboard ancient aztec flying pyramids of Atlantis told by morons with crappy music wanting to sell you their books
it rots your mind

Easton Ortiz
Easton Ortiz

I appreciate your effort but honestly man anyone who doesn't get it by now is probably staying ignorant by choice.

Owen Gray
Owen Gray

Lol holy shit, the amount of ass mad christcucks in this thread is hilarious!

Jayden White
Jayden White

hunderf00t, AmazingAtheist, potholer54, Peach, NonStampCollector, and others as they took on VenomFangX, CockOfGod, JesuzFreak, NephilimFree
"Golden"
wew lad
You unironically watch AmazingAthiest. How edgy where you as a kid? This guy is a literal faggot.
/cuckchan/index.html

Charles Torres
Charles Torres

I think there are 3 or so posts defending Christianity ITT, the other 80+ comes from you fat fedora wearers who are so irrelevant and stupid that the kikes stopped supporting your "skeptic movement" and incorporated Islam to progressivism instead. I'm not even Christian by the way.

John Ramirez
John Ramirez

Bumping an obvious slide thread
wew lads

That's the City of Enoch, genius

Noah was a demigod
Ark had one male one female
Yes, anyone who believes this (Especially as literal truth) does deserve to be made fun of, if for no other reason than they haven't read their own holy book

underrated

Dylan Howard
Dylan Howard

((1))
here's your (you)

Kevin Evans
Kevin Evans

It's kind of odd.
I've driven by the place once or twice but I could never see the Ark itself.
Just a bunch of construction.

Anthony Watson
Anthony Watson

Found the Chinese nationalist.

I'm a self-hating jew goys! Help me exterminate my fellows so I can then exterminate myself!
D&C shills aren't even trying to hide their kikery anymore.

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