♥ Official Scootalooo Thread ♥Hits Me Like a Rock Edition

Hudson Harris
Hudson Harris

♥ Official Scootalooo Thread ♥

Hits Me Like a Rock Edition

All urls found in this thread:
http://www.setlist.fm/setlist/iron-maiden/2012/dte-energy-music-theatre-clarkston-mi-53dca741.html
https://www.av-test.org/en/compare-manufacturer-results/
http://download.bitdefender.com/npd/free/Antivirus_Free_Edition.exe
http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=7b3_1461790239
http://www.betweenthebuns.com/
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nV0GI8FkJBc
Joshua Martin
Joshua Martin

Not very confident about bitdefender. I've spent a lot of time reading about what are the best antiviruses, and Avast was always pretty good aparently. And I'd rather have an antimalware blocking too much than one not blocking enough.

You can't be worse than me at League.

Easton Cox
Easton Cox

The prisoner doe.

That's pretty odd, I've gone through tens of saves in ~300 hours usually killing almost everything for exp and gear.

Jackson Howard
Jackson Howard

Loving you is easy
Feel so in love in every way

Isaac Richardson
Isaac Richardson

Avast is fucking cancer

I'm glad I saw Iron Maiden live while I was still able to appreciate that kind of music

Austin Lopez
Austin Lopez

AAAH ARE YOU FOR FUCKING REAL?
What year did you see them?
What set were they playing??
I've always wanted to see them what was the show like?
Did they have a robot eddie?

Brody Morris
Brody Morris

PERDER RERBENSEN

Evan Bennett
Evan Bennett

The Maiden England tour, 2012. Alice Cooper was the opener

http://www.setlist.fm/setlist/iron-maiden/2012/dte-energy-music-theatre-clarkston-mi-53dca741.html

The show was great but the stage they played at was smaller than usual so they had to scale down their stage show. It was still awesome. Dunno what robot Eddie is

Xavier Howard
Xavier Howard


https://www.av-test.org/en/compare-manufacturer-results/

Landon Rogers
Landon Rogers

That was performance then protection.

This is protection alone.

Colton Moore
Colton Moore

Who would you say the best artist you have seen live in your life is?

Evan Carter
Evan Carter

i don't use antivirus

Gavin Anderson
Gavin Anderson

I see. Is Bitdefender free though ?

Evan Hernandez
Evan Hernandez

I saw Rush for my 14th birthday, that was pretty intense.

Carter Barnes
Carter Barnes

Dominic Perez
Dominic Perez

nice titties

Michael Ward
Michael Ward

Living dangerously.

8)

Yes.

http://download.bitdefender.com/npd/free/Antivirus_Free_Edition.exe

Leo Young
Leo Young

I saw "Weird A;" Yankovic three times though

Chase Watson
Chase Watson

that sounds fucking amazing
I am so envious
I have only had a chance to see one show

It was Slash and his band for like 5 songs then Ozzy osbourne played some movie that went on for like 10 minutes ppaarodying a bunch of films and then he jumped up and down in one spot for like 2 hours singing out of key

Benjamin Hall
Benjamin Hall

Al*

Lincoln Hall
Lincoln Hall

that sounds like the best fucking thing on earth man
Whered you see him at?
He comes to Iowa occasionaly I am going to try to catch him at the casino if he showss up again

Ryder Peterson
Ryder Peterson

That sounds like a great show actually. Was Slash's set just instrumental guitar? I'd definitely see that. I saw Joe Satriani live.

I'm seeing Brian Wilson too in September for the last Pet Sounds tour, looking forward to that.

Guilty pleasure but yeah, it's a great show every time. He always stops in Rochester Hills every tour. Last time they gave us front row seats.

Cameron Evans
Cameron Evans

I want to drag my dad to see Louis CK

Thomas Taylor
Thomas Taylor

Mmh. I'll still look around. I'm getting mixed reviews from several sources.

Gavin Richardson
Gavin Richardson

greetings al'iikhwat fi aljaysh

Christopher Price
Christopher Price

absolutely~! but I need a stronger computer to run it...
what do you mean? :c
uuuuggghhhhhh i see red on the indicator and i go hunting for it...
I love killing

Henry Gray
Henry Gray

like where?

Jayden Reed
Jayden Reed

kinda wanna slam to the jam

Nathaniel Thompson
Nathaniel Thompson

I mean that I'm not very good. I just got out of Bronze IV, Bronze III now, which really still sucks a lot. And I take it way too personally, mainly because when I see the time I spend on this game, I think that if there is one thing I should be good at, it's LoL.

French reviews mostly. I'd give them some credit, having different versions depending on the client's language doesn't seem completely impossible to me.

Isaiah Johnson
Isaiah Johnson

trip report:

so i took the kratom

it feels kinda like something inbetween Codeine and Hydrocodon in terms of effect

due to the lack of Tylenol it seems a lot less 'dirty'

i feel very calm, happy. and much more talkative but in a non-manic way. is this what normal people feel like when they say they're talkative? i only know mania. this is pretty nice

i can talk a lot easier, and ive been using my actual voice which is a lot soft and more feminine, and i care a lot less about coming off as tough and masculine in real life in the way i talk and act

so far so good, its very nice. its been 2 hours so far i think.

i feel so calm and zen.

would recommend

Zachary Young
Zachary Young

im not hungover

wow

Jeremiah Hernandez
Jeremiah Hernandez

Pretty cool review.

r8 8/8

Jaxson Hughes
Jaxson Hughes

All of this looks very strange without context.

Grayson Sanders
Grayson Sanders

neeerd :)

Levi Thomas
Levi Thomas

were you blasting young thug at 2am? lol

Charles Bailey
Charles Bailey

You play euw?

Hunter Martin
Hunter Martin

kratom is like a pseudo-opiate
thanks :3

Aiden Johnson
Aiden Johnson

do you like my name?

Colton Murphy
Colton Murphy

Do you like my dick?

Adrian Thompson
Adrian Thompson

Sh-shut up. It's not like I wanted it okay ? It's just that videogames are the only thing not tearing my soul apart because of the crushing realisation of my uselesness.

Yup.

Aaaaand I'm still lost.

Lucas Cooper
Lucas Cooper

Emma Watson the dirty slut.

Chase Reyes
Chase Reyes

post it
league is so nerdy though... im not really a gamer so i dont know what youre talking about

Jacob Wood
Jacob Wood

i wish i had a cock.

Andrew Fisher
Andrew Fisher

Meal report:

I had some cheesy risotto.

It tastes like something in between jambalaya and scalloped potatoes.

Due to the lack of meat it seems a lot less "dirty".

I feel very contented, sated. And much more full but not in an uncomfortable way. Is this what normal people feel like when they're full? I only know hunger. This is pretty nice.

I can sit alone in my room riding the high from my risotto, and I used my favorite fork which has these weird floral patterns on it, and I don't care if that's not very masculine.

So far so good, it's very nice. I finished two hours ago I think.

I feel so calm and zen.

Would recommend.

Justin Flores
Justin Flores

What fantastic music, I love internet

Carter Cooper
Carter Cooper

Lol no. I reserve that for bae

in ur ass

Parker Powell
Parker Powell

MORE MEME TEXT TEST

Carter Smith
Carter Smith

And mouth.

William King
William King

Is it supposed to be like D&D Asmodeus or just generic xd devil name?

Michael Ross
Michael Ross

who is bae?

William Anderson
William Anderson

I don't find LoL that nerdy. It's just one game among many.

I thought you had one. I'll never get these genders sorted.

Xavier Gutierrez
Xavier Gutierrez

ADACHI HE HAS ONE

EVERYONE IS A GUY

EVERYONE

Sebastian Morgan
Sebastian Morgan

Slap and shove.

Certainly not you.

Xavier Thompson
Xavier Thompson

all games are nerdy. i dont know why guys spend so much time playing it
im not a guy
then who?

Levi Collins
Levi Collins

im female

Lucas Collins
Lucas Collins

Dickslap <3

Jace Bell
Jace Bell

Same

Aiden Jones
Aiden Jones

Knowing that is above yo paygrade.

Hunter Turner
Hunter Turner

Dickslap~

Cooper Cook
Cooper Cook

wanna rub pussies some time?
we've known each other for 7 years...

Michael Brown
Michael Brown

I couldn't possibly reveal such information. Do I look like the kinda guy who kisses and tells?

Logan Peterson
Logan Peterson

nty

Julian Turner
Julian Turner

Shush. I'm not born asexually. Your argument is invalid.

Wut, you're a girl ? Those genders dammit...
Well, let's just say that us guys need control, because our brains are ruled by logic and the need to make sense of everything. Since our modern world is pretty much offering us no control on our very own lives, videogames are substitutes, isolated worlds where we can act as we wish.

You're lesbian ? If I must add sexual orientations to my list of important animu characteristics I'll never suceed.

Robert Walker
Robert Walker

haha

Kevin Wilson
Kevin Wilson

no... you dont look like a soto <3
what?
im not reading all that

Hudson Turner
Hudson Turner

??????????

Asher Evans
Asher Evans

It means no thank you.

Wyatt Thompson
Wyatt Thompson

w e w

invest in britain

Logan Adams
Logan Adams

I don't even remember

Grayson Baker
Grayson Baker

R-r-rekt

Ethan Walker
Ethan Walker

Oh come on ! It takes you no effort at all !

That was a far stretch. I'm kinda proud of it.

Tyler Lopez
Tyler Lopez

you were right about the girls in this anime

why wont you tell me? we're blood
lol i read it all, i just like to troll ppl
what are girls ruled by?

Sebastian Fisher
Sebastian Fisher

what you up to?

Landon Rogers
Landon Rogers

homework, i cant wait to graduate

Jackson Allen
Jackson Allen

Fuck you.
I clicked this based on the filename, thinking it was Stephen King's It.

Thomas Wilson
Thomas Wilson

gr8 shit yo

Gabriel Parker
Gabriel Parker

I need to vomit.

Jaxon Gray
Jaxon Gray

be the adulting

Hunter Cooper
Hunter Cooper

If I knew I wouldn't be in this state of loneliness.

Levi Hall
Levi Hall

i want to stay 17 forever....
youre not good with girls?

Carter Price
Carter Price

nah

Asher Rodriguez
Asher Rodriguez

i want to stay 17 forever....

Haven't you already been 17 for like 3 years? You can do it.

Jacob Hernandez
Jacob Hernandez

Eating ass.
Its for supper.

Jaxon Brooks
Jaxon Brooks

come on you know i was 13 when i started here

Elijah Torres
Elijah Torres

you know, i'm 21 now
don't take advantage of me when i am drinking, okay?

Logan Brown
Logan Brown

Not at all. See, If I had to say one thing that "rules" girls, it's confidence from a potential partner. I likely have Asperger, so let's say that having confidence and/or displaying it is almost impossible for me. Doesn't help.

Caleb Lopez
Caleb Lopez

Yeah kratom is a new favorite

This shit is fucking good.

James Harris
James Harris

oh when did you turn 21? ^^
messed up way of thinking.. girls dont bite... unless... youre into that sorta thing :p

Luke Sanders
Luke Sanders

dont do drugs kids

Chase Ramirez
Chase Ramirez

2days ago

Owen Phillips
Owen Phillips

smoke weed erryday

Anthony Parker
Anthony Parker

and you didnt tell me because?
i did a pot brownie and i regret it

Jason Clark
Jason Clark

I was out of state..

Daniel Reed
Daniel Reed

what did you do for your birthday?

Hudson Morales
Hudson Morales

I've been psychologicall scarred. Worse than biting. I truly wish it was that easy.

Liam Cruz
Liam Cruz

youre talking to me right now and i have no intentions of harming you in any way <3

Asher Morgan
Asher Morgan

This woman should be the new queen of /b/

Adrian Nguyen
Adrian Nguyen

Queen
New
Implying boxxy still isnt queen

Dominic Phillips
Dominic Phillips

Salad
For supper

Zachary Walker
Zachary Walker

Who?

Tyler Ramirez
Tyler Ramirez

Damnit. Beat me to it.

Jackson Sanders
Jackson Sanders

calling ass a salad

Lol sure mate

Grayson Morris
Grayson Morris

That's very nice of you. Online interactions are way easier though. Plus, online, telling the difference between a guy and a girl is not that easy, so it's not the same.

Asher Ortiz
Asher Ortiz

shes too old now

switching computers

Landon Gutierrez
Landon Gutierrez

You can't proclaim a queen in anarchy

Connor Perry
Connor Perry

Tossed salad.

Zachary Bell
Zachary Bell

asdf

Gabriel Hernandez
Gabriel Hernandez

A spiritual leader.

Adrian Torres
Adrian Torres

group linking because IM JOEY SALADS

Bentley Diaz
Bentley Diaz

anarchy
organized religion

Austin Nelson
Austin Nelson

this girl

http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=7b3_1461790239

Owen Gray
Owen Gray

Part of me wants to warn him.
Part of me wants to see him succumb to the ruse.
This is bad

Nathan Mitchell
Nathan Mitchell

Isn't that middle-east?

Oliver Young
Oliver Young

like an anti-pope?

kuffar

Dylan Foster
Dylan Foster

Mhm.

Half bad, technically.

Landon Gray
Landon Gray

liveleak
I ain't clickin that shit nigga

William Murphy
William Murphy

Why not?

Easton James
Easton James

What the fuck are you even saying

Jeremiah Gonzalez
Jeremiah Gonzalez

how to identify a jew.

Shit. Now everyone will know.

Thomas Baker
Thomas Baker

come on dont be a cuck what would you do if you were at a nightclub and a man bigger than you slapped my ass... would you defend me?

i just did

i told you dont grouplink me, right?

dont worry you have to click on the bloody stuff to actually watch it. this video is safe

Adam Ramirez
Adam Ramirez

Scoots, sitrep on drinks asap.

Ian Gonzalez
Ian Gonzalez

But it's unlike me.

Julian Clark
Julian Clark

Yes. Its for comical effect.

Like 4 cans down... 2 shots down... and a bottle of cider down... CHOO CHOOO

Dominic Lee
Dominic Lee

Keep the good fight going on lad.

Kevin Bell
Kevin Bell

To be half bad or not half bad?

Connor Lee
Connor Lee

why do you like pissing me off?

Ethan Watson
Ethan Watson

Does this count as grouplinking?

Noah Green
Noah Green

Schisms are not very great though.

Gavin Gray
Gavin Gray

yes

Zachary Ramirez
Zachary Ramirez

Wor lad, I am ganna just keep gannin till a collapse like.

Because being a grown up means being pissed off 24/7
get used to it.

Ethan Murphy
Ethan Murphy

I'm just letting shit play out at this point.

Elijah Rogers
Elijah Rogers

Ryan Bell
Ryan Bell

all my brothers are grown up and they're very happy all the time (mostly because I do all the house chores)

Lucas Wilson
Lucas Wilson

A common goal ties people.

A'ight, have good one at it.

Nicholas Peterson
Nicholas Peterson

I've started talking to you half an hour ago. I'd first have to sort out if you're into that sort of things or not.

Cooper Harris
Cooper Harris

Matthew Martinez
Matthew Martinez

Oliver Ross
Oliver Ross

Sorry for that then, but now I know.

Jaxon Mitchell
Jaxon Mitchell

I've never seen such a redneck fetish.

Blake Turner
Blake Turner

Sometimes.
In history there are many failures for such common goals.

John White
John White

They're happy because they are LIARS.

damn straight motherfucker.

Lincoln Perry
Lincoln Perry

Does that mean she has two cornholes?

Jack Campbell
Jack Campbell

Lincoln Morales
Lincoln Morales

i wouldnt like a guy i dont know slapping my butt...
i wouldnt do that do you :p
no way my brothers arent me

Jackson Cook
Jackson Cook

SCKREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Andrew Bell
Andrew Bell

...Do what?

Jeremiah Bennett
Jeremiah Bennett

also im adopted so i know we arent alike

Lincoln Barnes
Lincoln Barnes

SD. How dare you ?

So, knowing that you don't like it, I'd probably, I don't know, give a mean condescending look, and if he begins being agressive or if he reciprocates, I'd go for something more "physical".

Bentley Hill
Bentley Hill

You suck their dicks?

Carson Adams
Carson Adams

The entertainment at the Buns includes Karaoke, weekly Cornhole tournaments, live bands, table vs. table trivia, tableside balloon twisting and magic, etc.

Between the Buns is the place you want to go when you want to get out to someplace that will make you feel welcome. When you just want to have a good time, Between the Buns is the place to be.

http://www.betweenthebuns.com/

Ian Bell
Ian Bell

to you*

I wouldn't do that to you.

Sorry

Josiah Bell
Josiah Bell

*hug*

Aiden Wilson
Aiden Wilson

Implies you would like that a guy you do know to slap your butt.

Jace Martinez
Jace Martinez

But if it's tied by religion, that doesn't really fade unless you go all heaven's gate or Jonestown.

Because I'm omnipotent.

Aaron Evans
Aaron Evans

Yes, but do what to me?

Ian Sanchez
Ian Sanchez

This webpage is physically painful.

Isaac Gutierrez
Isaac Gutierrez

JONESTOWN
FOR THE WIN
DRINK THE CUP
POISON GIN

Juan Garcia
Juan Garcia

LOL. Gettin' drunk and playin' cornhole at between tha buns. What could be better? (or something).

Luke Brooks
Luke Brooks

Oh. Okay. Don't worry, I'm sure one day your penis will get hard again.

John Campbell
John Campbell

why dont you have confidence when talking to girls? if i girl has her headphones on or pretending to talk on her phone she doesnt want to be bothered. other than that you can talk to her
i wish...
ow
i wouldnt mind, no

Justin Gonzalez
Justin Gonzalez

Then why did the Ottomans reach Europe, why did the Arabs not unify? They forgot the common goal.

Mason Green
Mason Green

I won't group link you

I'm going to hit you

Levi Fisher
Levi Fisher

Test I was wondering what you do for fun when you're not here not having fun.

Luis Moore
Luis Moore

Hm.

Oliver Jones
Oliver Jones

WHAT A PUSSY

Kayden Turner
Kayden Turner

Jaxson Ward
Jaxson Ward

Adachipls, omnipotent =/= impotent

That is true, but I guess they're trying to fix it with ISIS and all.

Caleb Gray
Caleb Gray

I don't know. I have this misconception about people, assuming no one wants to ever be bothered. It's pretty rare that I wish happy birthdays to people for example, because even that goes into the "bothering" category for me.

Shhhh, don't worry, I won't tell anyone.

Anthony Morris
Anthony Morris

guys slap each other on the butt all the time. im not going to file for sexual harassment even if i dont know them... i'll probably curse at them but that's it ;p
they dont see me in that way and they're much older than me
you know all this already
did you have a nice sleep, love? ♥

Jordan Jones
Jordan Jones

Ooh, like that.
Alright.

Nathan Green
Nathan Green

Duly noted.

Hunter Garcia
Hunter Garcia

humans are very social beings so you have nothing to worry about <3

Aiden Mitchell
Aiden Mitchell

Uh, sometimes I read books? Mostly just watch movies or if my friends manage to drag me out of the house it really becomes up to them what happens at that point.

I very, very occasionally play video games.

Hunter Adams
Hunter Adams

jUST SAYING.

Elijah Wilson
Elijah Wilson

What kind of movies do you like?

Levi Cox
Levi Cox

Fortunately for us, that pathetic attempt will fail.

Camden Jenkins
Camden Jenkins

Childish pointless fantasy nonsense.

Sebastian Nelson
Sebastian Nelson

God dammit Adachi, someday I'm going to hit you in the head with a dictionary and hope that helps.

Probably, or it will go full IRA mode and keep on haunting.

Hunter Green
Hunter Green

now tell me why you let your sister cut your hair
you should tell me something about yourself now o.o
trust me i've given them a few hints... they called me weird and laughed it off

Brayden Jackson
Brayden Jackson

I don't know, really. I'm so used to being treated like some creep that I worry each time I have to say a single word. It's like I'm constantly calculating what I should say, at the point that I forgot who I really am, rather conforming to situations rather than being myself.

Carter Young
Carter Young

I also love watching divergent

Anthony Perry
Anthony Perry

Find some other cutie then.

Samuel Peterson
Samuel Peterson

Ask, then.

Logan Anderson
Logan Anderson

Like the Never-Ending Story, Labyrinth, Legend, Willow, The Princess Bride, and Batman vs. Superman: Dawn of Justice?

Kevin Wright
Kevin Wright

You know man, this is the sort of attitude that can actually turn you into a creep. Don't worry so much what people want you to say and do, you're clearly hurting yourself, and to be honest it probably doesn't avail you as much as you'd like.

Jace James
Jace James

She's a hairdresser. And she needed me for the exam, because the requirements for a model are oddly specific.
Also, she's good and it's free.

Carson Clark
Carson Clark

just greet them and ask them how're they're doing... cuck
and go from there
You don't need creepy pickup lines
its hard to find any cute guys here...
and besides i like older men
how old are you?

Logan Nguyen
Logan Nguyen

I have yet to see Dawn of Justice.

From what I hear I'm not missing much other than one big shitty joke of a movie.

Otherwise yes.

Elijah Garcia
Elijah Garcia

Oh they will, they got enough foreign support and a giant backdoor. hell backdoors even.
They already started in Libya.

Ian Carter
Ian Carter

Pass.

Brody Powell
Brody Powell

is she willing to always give you free haircuts?

Matthew Russell
Matthew Russell

seems you are one of a few looking for a daddy it would seem

Evan Rodriguez
Evan Rodriguez

how tall are you? hurry i have to go make dinner!

Logan Sullivan
Logan Sullivan

6'2"

Isaac Ross
Isaac Ross

You heard right.

I was thinking about re-watching something like Willow or Legend or maybe digging for something new.

Christopher White
Christopher White

i already have a daddy and i love him very much

i personally want a guy who's in his 30's

Alexander Robinson
Alexander Robinson

Kind of reminds me of RAF, crazy West-Germans.

Daniel Nelson
Daniel Nelson

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Oliver Cruz
Oliver Cruz

It's very likely. But trust me, middle-school has been hell for me, and I think it has anihilated a lot of my individuality. It's hard to display something you don't clearly have, or you don't know how it looks like. I don't know if that makes sense but....

If at least who I am was likable, maybe I wouldn't hesitate that much, but I highly doubt a hardcore gamer with confidence issues is someone you want to approach.

Still a bit hard.
Oh. And if we're talking physical. I'd say my appearance is my only quality.
And are you really hitting on your brothers ?

Cameron James
Cameron James

ehh.. too tall... hmm

do you play any sports?

Landon Fisher
Landon Fisher

You've probably seen The Dark Crystal, right?

If not, it's in the same vein, but I never really liked it personally. It's really slow and the ending is just kind of deus ex machina.

William Robinson
William Robinson

yeah, couldnt escape bed for a bit ^ ^;

Landon Roberts
Landon Roberts

Used to.

Nathaniel Jones
Nathaniel Jones

Cameron Johnson
Cameron Johnson

Yup.
Special deal.

Charles Evans
Charles Evans

heh those were real crazies.
iunno though, we're gonna have decades more of terrorist warfare.
I used to think we were running out of wars to fight.

Dominic Sanchez
Dominic Sanchez

6'2 is too tall? Then what's the upper limit?

Jordan Mitchell
Jordan Mitchell

That's what you get for killing her you cuck
oh if youre good looking then you have nothing to worry about really... now if you're looking for a long term gf then you better have money, car and your own place to live
And yes
-wraps my arms around you and squeezes- did you have any good dreams~?

Aaron Russell
Aaron Russell

cook

Jace Morgan
Jace Morgan

i think i had an interesting one? but it wasn't 'good' i guess ._.

Cooper Gray
Cooper Gray

If you met someone like you, not you exactly but somebody you really understood, would you be able to befriend that person or would you just "not want to approach" them?

Justin Watson
Justin Watson

awh what did you play?

kek lewd how much is a normal haircut and how much is tip?

i kinda like guys to be closer to my height so 5'8" and smaller is perfect for me

Elijah Diaz
Elijah Diaz

Basketball, Baseball, Soccer, mostly.

Ryan Thompson
Ryan Thompson

im waiting for my brother to come home
awh dont you remember? i would love to hear about it

Josiah Gonzalez
Josiah Gonzalez

Prices
What do you mean?
Height
How tall are you?

Thomas Brown
Thomas Brown

ehh... no football?

Connor Davis
Connor Davis

I like pretty much anything with muppets
Skeksis were neat, but the movie is like a slug.
Kind of neat to look at but very slow and doesn't quite make sense.

Ayden Hall
Ayden Hall

what ready meal is it

Jayden Jones
Jayden Jones

i would too!
_<
but they just vanish from memory...

Bentley Perry
Bentley Perry

how much is a haircut from herrrr
and i'm 5'3"

Brandon Sullivan
Brandon Sullivan

I'm not sure. I have this aura you see. This aura screaming to the world "AWKWARD NON-CONFIDENT NERD". No amount of handsomeness can compensate that.

That's just slightly creepy. But well, I don't judge.

I actually see weekly a person who might - just might be like me: non-confident and into nerdy stuff. But talking to each other is really really hard because of that. I can't tell if she don't talk to me more often because she is awkward, or because she dislikes me. The fact that I can't tell the difference makes avoid conversation, because I'm afraid to bug her too much.

Joshua Scott
Joshua Scott

When I was in Middle school.

Jaxon Gray
Jaxon Gray

I haven't actually released it yet.
I know you love it too much.

Camden Green
Camden Green

How much does she charge her costumers for a haircut, I mean.

Grayson Martinez
Grayson Martinez

i want fortune's sister to cut my hair

Jaxson Fisher
Jaxson Fisher

Ooh, like that.
I dunno, to be honest. She's currently an intern for like 20 weeks, and then she can start on her own.

Why tho

Angel Flores
Angel Flores

There's always enough time for some war, sad but true.

Oliver Roberts
Oliver Roberts

so's i can seduce her with my words while she's touching me

Evan Taylor
Evan Taylor

I will need a metric conversion, because it seems too small when I try to convert it myself. I get someting like 1,34 meters.

Okay, my english was reaaally broken there. Sorry.

Connor Lopez
Connor Lopez

What if tokai and forty's sister did a lingerie contest...
Who would win?

Aiden Martinez
Aiden Martinez

Consider a different form of contact other than being washed, groomed, and cleaned up after.

Nicholas Gomez
Nicholas Gomez

Well, obviously it takes more to connect with people than just both being awkward. You have to have similar interests. I know you like League, and at the very least that's something you can bond over with people. Sports are a great way to make friends, but I'm sure you don't want to get into that more than you already are.

You don't need to be friends with everyone. That's not being awkward, it's normal. Just find things you like and people you can bond with over it.

Lincoln Morris
Lincoln Morris

what's so bad about a girl cleaning up after the fact

Asher Fisher
Asher Fisher

Seduce my sis while she's holding something sharp near your neck.
Shoot for the stars.

My sis.

Carter Lewis
Carter Lewis

I like to start cooking the second he comes home because i dont want it to get cold :p

i want to know what a luka dream is like. i bet it's really warm and friendly ♥

poor guy... you should interact with more girls.. go to a clothing store and ask a girl what dress would look better for your mother and then get her number... cuck
oooh what position did you play and why did you quit?
you better not kill her... she's innocent...
is she going to work from home?

Asher Phillips
Asher Phillips

It is a sad realization.
Especially when coming from that everyone can change the world upbringing.

Ryder Murphy
Ryder Murphy

scissors are hot though.

Daniel Parker
Daniel Parker

Even our interests are the same with that person I mentionned (know it from her faceboko). It's just that I don't know how to bring it into a conversation. Feels like I'd need some kind of pretext for that.

Benjamin Morris
Benjamin Morris

yfw this is the future

Nathaniel Myers
Nathaniel Myers

160.02 cm

Benjamin Myers
Benjamin Myers

Nothing if she's your mother and you're literally five years old.

I'm mad at myself for knowing where that girl you posted is from.

Adrian Smith
Adrian Smith

good call

Nicholas Lewis
Nicholas Lewis

5'3" is very small.

I like fiction that really tries to build a world, and Dark Crystal's world was pretty creative, but yeah as a movie it fell a little flat.

Kayden Reyes
Kayden Reyes

.

Oliver Edwards
Oliver Edwards

Guard. Didn't like wearing a helmet all the time.

Juan Bennett
Juan Bennett

Nah. She wants her own... what's the English word. Salon?
But she's not just graduating from a 3-year hairdressing education. She did beutycare before this too.

wat

Connor Reed
Connor Reed

lol ban STFU

Bentley Gray
Bentley Gray

Its fun! ♥

Adam Peterson
Adam Peterson

mfw

Henry Scott
Henry Scott

Mfw

Easton Campbell
Easton Campbell

Did you see Stardust?
Had a really nice Princess Bride feel to it but with more fantasy.

Jonathan Reyes
Jonathan Reyes

That's far beyond what I'm capable of right now. Like, way out of my league.

Thanks, seems more accurate.

If 5'3" = 160cm, I'd say it's a decent size for a girl.

Ethan Young
Ethan Young

My mouth is fucked.

Landon Perry
Landon Perry

True.

Jack Miller
Jack Miller

5'3" is very small.
Are you trying to make BC more enticing to Adachi?
Don't go down this rabbit hole.

Elijah Mitchell
Elijah Mitchell

Dick*

Ian Ortiz
Ian Ortiz

BC ?

I should go to bed soon by the way.

Tyler Fisher
Tyler Fisher

whats that emotion?

jelly

But whatever, we gotta resist because else they win anyway. Wars of attrition are such a bummer though.

Christian Collins
Christian Collins

Lewd.

Brody Ramirez
Brody Ramirez

going down someone's rabbit hole.
Lewd.

Kevin Jackson
Kevin Jackson

Come on man, why you lurking the facebooks of people that you don't know? That can't be healthy

Blood-chan.

Go ahead. Good night.

'Twas a good love story.

You're being lewd here on purpose.

Henry Rivera
Henry Rivera

Gotta go, be back later

Landon Johnson
Landon Johnson

Not being lewd. Need surgery

Luke Smith
Luke Smith

No wait

Thomas Bell
Thomas Bell

It was a better witch story and skeeving princes story, but yeah.

Isaiah Robinson
Isaiah Robinson

She gave me her facebook because I asked her for study practice. Was the bravest thing I could do and now I'm kinda stuck

And I don't see the connection with Blood-chan.

Juan Jones
Juan Jones

Okay time to stare dinner. Good bye all ♥

im going to put pieces of my hair in his food
lol i used ot bully girls like that in school
ahh fun that's where all the action is.. and yeah i heard those helmets can scar your forehead. thanks for opening up to me <3
she sounds really passionate! i hope she can succeed with her job
we should sleep on the same bed and share our dreams <3
i think you can do it... life is all about taking risks and learning from them... you have to do it now because it's only going to get harder in the future
-kisses your mouth- better?
that face people make when they cum
bye-bye <3
im sorry to hear that...

Wyatt Collins
Wyatt Collins

oooh
That's less fun.
What happened?

Yush, me too.
Later.

Jackson Ortiz
Jackson Ortiz

*bleeds externally*

Grayson Roberts
Grayson Roberts

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nV0GI8FkJBc

William Cruz
William Cruz

No wait

Andrew Morgan
Andrew Morgan

Mhm.

Asher Russell
Asher Russell

mfw kek made the schizo autist leave just as i join

Isaac Garcia
Isaac Garcia

NEW

newt

Joseph Long
Joseph Long

Be young murder
get cavity
Dentist fucks up
kills root of tooth
doesn't let me know
10 years later
notice some swelling above tooth
Dentist does pain test
Notices I have no feeling at all in the tooth
Root canal
mid procedure
Oh hey murder, you didn't tell us you already had 1 root canal done on this tooth
wat
Tell them I didn't
awkward pause
Finishes root canal
Go get MRI
Upper half of my tooth is gone

I have no pain at all because there is no nerve there, but I have a giant infection in my mouth that could have been really really bad if I didn't catch it. Need surgery where they drill into my gum and replace the missing bone

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