What the fuck is happening?

Luis Phillips
Luis Phillips

what the fuck is happening?

Jacob Walker
Jacob Walker

The future

Aiden Martinez
Aiden Martinez

In b4 the blame President Trump.
You got to love that the merchant is more than willing to pull out the big guns over a shitty movie instead of making a better movie with the propaganda more seamlessly & effectively implemented.

Henry Brooks
Henry Brooks

is there a Russian force behind this.

Wyatt Flores
Wyatt Flores

They already blamed “the country who elected Trump.”

Brody Morgan
Brody Morgan

which is funny because in my country people are finding the movie disappointing. The only ones I see defending the movie are the younger audiences

Brandon Hall
Brandon Hall

Yeah but that's mostly because Star Wars has a huge impact on the pop culture. Disney can't afford to lose that.

Lincoln Rodriguez
Lincoln Rodriguez

The only ones I see defending the movie are the younger audiences

Don't worry, the same happened with the phantom menace in 1999. In 10 years these kids will grow up into manchildren and pretend the sequels were kino.

Adrian Taylor
Adrian Taylor

Yep.
This is why I don't have kids. /pol/ can shill muh birthrates all they want, it doesn't mean shit when you're competing with billions of cattle. I'm not defeatist, I just don't think demographics are the answer, and I see no point in investing energy on that front, when you could end up with a brainwashed kid anyway like many have.
If I want a kid they must be happy and successful, both impossible under the current global regime, now so confident they are shilling movies.

Colton Fisher
Colton Fisher

The movie was just gravy on top of a federally financed international child trafficking tour. Most of the film was used for blackmail purposes.

Juan Sanchez
Juan Sanchez

Yes. Let the salt flow.

Ian Bell
Ian Bell

Exactly what was said two days ago on a thread probably page 5 by now. And then in a separate thread a desperate disney shill said that this would never happen.

Christopher Evans
Christopher Evans

I'm so defeatist but /pol/ wants me to have kids
a kid will turn out a certain way because I would suck at parenting
I think it's the other way around. Why would /pol/ want a defeatist to spread defeatism? You're so self-defeating you unconsciously convey how you would fuck up as a parent.

Have you considered suicide today? Don't bother. You would fuck that up too.

Luis Howard
Luis Howard

The kid isn't in contact only with the parent. Entire system is rigged in a way that ensures the kid will only briefly see his parents, exhausted after a day of wageslavery. Kids these days are exposed to tons of other kids and forced to conform with them. Other people's kids and genetic lottery for (non)conformity genes have bigger impact than the parents.

Christian Russell
Christian Russell

Its fun to see disney shills in full damage control.

Nolan King
Nolan King

What's best is when they go full goon in their posting style. They seriously think they don't stick out.

Alexander Lee
Alexander Lee

/pol/ is a board of peace and love. The goal is to save the white race, not hold people to impossible standards.

William Diaz
William Diaz

Someone posted a link a thread on /sw/ with a very detailed shill post. Honestly, I think the shills may actually be younger and sadder than we realized. And if they're older than I think they are, then that means they're like the fanboy-equivalent of a cuck, since they're saying they're happy that the movie completely says fuck you to the past content and that they're happy the movie has passed on the torch to someone else while they watch and admire the new fans fuck around with their old bitch.

Blake Wood
Blake Wood

I'm pretty sure it's just pajeets or something.

John Morales
John Morales

/pol/ is a board of peace and love.
That's why /pol/ is gay and stupid as shit now. It was a far better place when it was purely about hate and complaining about minorities. Now its just a bunch of queers jerking off to pictures of naked aryan men and black men fucking white girls.

Hudson Ross
Hudson Ross

Homosexuality and race mixing are not allowed on /pol/. They weaken the soul.

Daniel Taylor
Daniel Taylor

Max is always such a cunt to his Dad.

Bentley Rivera
Bentley Rivera

what the fuck is happening?
Mickey Mouse is raping Luke Skywalker in the ass and the masses are paying him hundreds of millions of dollars to do it.

Charles Williams
Charles Williams

All the shit characters were black. Like Goofy, Max, Pete. Also Mickey and Minnie, a failed childless couple were the "man" has higher estrogen levels than his gf. Only Donald is a good guy who knows how to run a family.

Charles Morales
Charles Morales

I bet G*mergate did this!

Ian Nguyen
Ian Nguyen

Scrooge was based too.

Tom and Jerry were niggers, but it was hilarious.

Jordan Ramirez
Jordan Ramirez

Mickey and Minnie had like five kids in the christmas carol special.

Camden Carter
Camden Carter

Who cares about some specials, in 99% of the content they have only a dog as the surrogate child.
Scrooge and that inventor guy, Gyro. Whites are industrious.

Sebastian Wright
Sebastian Wright

don't kill yourself
thanks user, sometimes it's good to hear that

Lucas Thomas
Lucas Thomas

Max, why must you treat your dad like shit? He loves you and does what's best for you, yet you only continue to make him cry.

Does the Gouf Troop mean nothing to you?

Jaxson Lewis
Jaxson Lewis

We were warned.

Christian Peterson
Christian Peterson

No, you were programmed to laugh so that your guard will be down when it happens for real.

Josiah Bell
Josiah Bell

TFA
<kept things pretty safe
Got torn apart by SW fans because Disney is a cunt corporation that had JJ Abrams (the man who ruined Star Trek) direct it and fucked with the lore

TLJ
<took a bunch of risks
Got torn apart by SW fans because Disney is a cunt corporation that had Rian and JJ be in charge of it and fucked with the lore

<CONCLUSION:
Let it rest in peace.

David Sanchez
David Sanchez

I never laughed at South Park though. At least not since the movie.

Aiden Gonzalez
Aiden Gonzalez

What is happening is that the movie doesn't answer any of the questions raised in the previous one, because Disney didn't plan anything out and still expects the label "Star Wars" is enough to sell products for the next 40 years.

Also:
Family-friendly Disney movie
Scene where Luke is milking a creature's four giant boobs

It's like Disney doesn't know their own audience. It really is a fascinating train wreck.

Carter Phillips
Carter Phillips

took a bunch of risks
it is hilarious when dumbasses use this to defend a retarded movie that is full of stupid bullshit

Hunter Miller
Hunter Miller

Merely a glitch in the matrix, goy. Head to your nearest university for the patch.

Dominic Turner
Dominic Turner

It didn’t, really. It’s a safe plot which miscalculated in thinking it could shit on a fan favorite character.

Jayden Barnes
Jayden Barnes

Take your agenda to the RLM forum pleb. Only a literal retard would see any comparison between PT and Shit Wars.

Henry Moore
Henry Moore

I knew Reddit would profess to love this movie and squash detractors but jesus christ I didn't think they would strive so hard to shove shit in their own mouth.

Kevin Ramirez
Kevin Ramirez

Disney being family friendly is quite possibly the biggest lie in human history. It's all a front for human trafficking and demographic replacement.

Evan Brown
Evan Brown

Kids aren’t going to watch this. It’s made for manchildren who eat soy. The prequels were targeted for kids.

but le senate trade routes
Kids just tune it out then watch the farting animals and lightsaber battles.

Jaxson Reyes
Jaxson Reyes

Scene where Luke is milking a creature's four giant boobs
Probably too far fetched to be intentional, but that mental image just reminds me of those terrifying pictures of transexuals breastfeeding from hairy manboobs.

Camden Wilson
Camden Wilson

That's a woman who stopped taking hormones, got pregnant and then breastfed the kid, then went back to taking hormones and being a daddy instead of mommy.

Eli Nguyen
Eli Nguyen

A good number of people in /pol/ are undercover homos trying to restrict their urges. It's why some of them went from extreme left to extreme right so quickly.

Adam Hernandez
Adam Hernandez

hurr durr everything's over give up goyim
Yeah, think you posted that in the wrong thread. This is about your piece of shit flopping.

Kayden Parker
Kayden Parker

Disney being family friendly is quite possibly the biggest lie in human history. It's all a front for human trafficking and demographic replacement.
Nice tinfoil, psychopath. Disney is annoying and pretty SJW currently, but you're fucking insane.

Elijah Perry
Elijah Perry

is that you dan?

Josiah Hall
Josiah Hall

Feel that noose tighten, kike.

Luke Wright
Luke Wright

How much longer can he keep getting away with this?

Jaxson Lopez
Jaxson Lopez

that awkward moment when her child develops a beard when it is till a toddler

Eli Edwards
Eli Edwards

The kid was doomed before it was even born. Prenatal levels of hormones are a huge factor in brain development, that's pretty much where trannies and faggots come from.

Liam Evans
Liam Evans

You just incurred the wrath of all of those idiots.

Henry Gonzalez
Henry Gonzalez

Whatever it is, it's fucking terrifying.

Jonathan Thomas
Jonathan Thomas

Predictive programming.
I feel there is a lot of this that isn't so obvious and has been going on for decades.

Jason Watson
Jason Watson

It is an abomination, and 30 years before it would have been on display at a freak show.

Joshua Carter
Joshua Carter

Why did lucas sell his child for 4 billion dollars?

Gavin Morris
Gavin Morris

Some say to prove a point, others say something about tax changes forcing his hand. Who knows for real.

Samuel Harris
Samuel Harris

Conclusion: don't make a shit film

Easton Diaz
Easton Diaz

but le senate trade routes
Kids just tune it out then watch the farting animals and lightsaber battles.

What? I was never hard to understand at all as a kid. The federation blocked the trades to Naboo, the queen's planet. So they were about to go to war because of it because the republic wouldn't help them. Even as a 7 year old i understood this and sure it's part of the plot but not the whole f'n movie, what i remember the most was the scary underwater-ride up to the surface from Gungan City and the duel with Darth Maul. But you could follow the plot even as a kid, that's what Star Wars was, a movie for everyone, even for kids.

Who is going to watch these shit new movies? The plot is contrived and pretentious. The humor falls flat and only appeals to reddit. It's like they are huffing their own farts and forgot they are making a space adventure.

Cooper Watson
Cooper Watson

For the same reason Ted Turner "lost" his company.

Michael Scott
Michael Scott

Disney…

Adrian Walker
Adrian Walker

shit on fan favorite character
Who? Poe? Luke?

Josiah Richardson
Josiah Richardson

Disney being family friendly is quite possibly the biggest lie in human history.
It's not a complete lie, it was family friendly under the gentile Disney family which is why Walt was labeled "the most dangerous man in Hollywood" and it had to be destroyed by any means necessary.

Lincoln Sullivan
Lincoln Sullivan

This is what goons who get btfo from pol are reduced to, hiding out in left friendly boards like this one and badmouthing pol for their shill quota.

Sad.

Colton Torres
Colton Torres

everything is a conspiracy
vote for TRUMP!
fucking brainlets

Sebastian Johnson
Sebastian Johnson

is he a pdf file?

Xavier Long
Xavier Long

Are you legitimately retarded?

Cooper Davis
Cooper Davis

the left is self-imploding on itself. They're seeing the ghosts of "Russian interference" in all their failures. It's quite funny really, they can't even comprehend that they might be wrong about something. Heh it's quite funny really.

Oliver Turner
Oliver Turner

The legacy media can't understand. They're used to being able to control the narrative and when something happens not as predicted they have a meltdown - "oh, muh Russia" "muh alt-right". They've failed to adapt to the internet age and don't understand that most informed people get their news from more reliable sources that don't have vested interests. They can't comprehend that all it takes to get the news out is a camera and an internet connection. And when there's such a low barrier of entry and such an oversaturation of news sources, people will flock to the sources that make the most honest analyses and the most accurate prediction. It can't be controlled so they resort to "muh fake news".

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