Song you're listening to + in my assI'm in heaven when you kiss me in my ass

Nolan Gomez
Nolan Gomez

Song you're listening to
+ in my ass

I'm in heaven when you kiss me in my ass

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Isaiah Reyes
Isaiah Reyes

The Chain in my ass.

Kayden Sanders
Kayden Sanders

yay
at least ui is here now.

Benjamin Peterson
Benjamin Peterson

O thanks

Mason Lopez
Mason Lopez

hi

Nolan Carter
Nolan Carter

no idea what came over me dude o.o

tired of being poor I guess, wanted to have a nice day.

Chase Johnson
Chase Johnson

AT LEAST I DID SOMETHING ABOUT IT

Oliver Rivera
Oliver Rivera

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#TRUMP2016

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Aaron Moore
Aaron Moore

spam b& pls

Jacob King
Jacob King

I used to steal shit for giggles. Stopped before I could be caught though. Figured it was time to get out of the Woolworths sweet game when I did. SHit was getting intense.
Then Woolworths died.
Felt personally responsible.

Asher Gomez
Asher Gomez

Pay them back later

Brandon Martinez
Brandon Martinez

Ban me and see what happens

Nicholas Fisher
Nicholas Fisher

https://youtu.be/4zLfCnGVeL4?t=3s

Spastic ?

Isaac Ramirez
Isaac Ramirez

😂😂 RIP woolies, your pick'n'mix was your sweetest and most vulnerable spot after all

Luke Williams
Luke Williams

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ewRjZoRtu0Y
Yeah, this started real weird.

Thanks.

I just either get mean/bro tier depending on multiple factors which I am not sure about.

John James
John James

I'm doing what?

Ethan Bell
Ethan Bell

nobody lives in oregon but us dude

Benjamin Lopez
Benjamin Lopez

nice 9's

nice 0's

also not true

Kevin James
Kevin James

I LOVE HOW ME AND SCOOT CAN RELATE ABOUT SO MUCH STUFF

aaaaa I need more friends

Gabriel Reyes
Gabriel Reyes

Be my irl friend erin

James Moore
James Moore

when your children ask
"what did you do before aldi"

Ungrateful fuckers.
After today I dont think I want children anymore.
But when Woolie's tanked. I felt a tear run down my cheek... That was when the credit crunch became real.
Fucking bankers.
Fucking America.
Fucking kill them all.

No wonder I fap to traps and girly boys.

Mason Reyes
Mason Reyes

when people touch things on ur desk

Asher Cooper
Asher Cooper

Hi, luka.

how was your day?

Landon Lee
Landon Lee

Myth & Roid in my ass

Joseph Scott
Joseph Scott

thanks

Jaxon Sullivan
Jaxon Sullivan

you let plebs near your battlestation?

what a fucking pleb

Joshua Morales
Joshua Morales

Remember how fucking mad people got that they couldn't buy £100 40-inch LCDs in the closing-down sales
Like they expected anything but useless stuff to be left

Adrian Smith
Adrian Smith

Cozy for the most part~
just thinking of things to cook.

Dominic Mitchell
Dominic Mitchell

The closing down sales... They just felt.... wrong.
Its like kicking down a dead man's house door and nicking his stuff.
WRONG.
IMMORAL.
Best metaphor for Britain.

Michael Diaz
Michael Diaz

Why am I listening to Gwen Stefani?

make something with eggs

Austin Murphy
Austin Murphy

actually, isnt that a simile.

Jace Taylor
Jace Taylor

You have NO DOUBT about her greatness

Chase Watson
Chase Watson

move closer

was also devastated tbh.

poundland isn't terrible tho.

Brody Ortiz
Brody Ortiz

not protecting your desk with dragon dildos

Ryder Perez
Ryder Perez

I am listening to Easy
in Ui's ASS

Nolan Davis
Nolan Davis

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Joseph Walker
Joseph Walker

Hmm... maybe just eggs, since that won't go well with pasta.

Cooper Morgan
Cooper Morgan

She got engaged like today I guess.

Owen Smith
Owen Smith

i voted yes ♥

Daniel Garcia
Daniel Garcia

eggs and rice?

maybe curry?

or make a cute kitty with ketchup

Easton Carter
Easton Carter

You are not wrong.
Apparently someone from work told be they saw someone lifting nappies FROM POUNDLAND.
God, fucking chavs these days have no moral compass.
UR IN POUNDLAND. IT COSTS 1 QUID.
Fucking scallies.

Bentley Hughes
Bentley Hughes

I voted no btw

Michael Johnson
Michael Johnson

That revolver part in Paper Planes doe.

Son Lux?

Joshua Richardson
Joshua Richardson

i don't have curry.
oh yeah, rice an egger could work too. thanks
yeah rice cooker some rice and cute kitty on top ketch up and eggs.

Ayden Murphy
Ayden Murphy

SOTO

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FUUUUUCK

Blake Hernandez
Blake Hernandez

like this
:3~

Charles Walker
Charles Walker

Erin is legit a homie.
I would unironically call Erin a "mate" at this point.

Joshua Rodriguez
Joshua Rodriguez

Tetris: Film Adaptation of Puzzle Video Game to Begin Filming Next Year With $80 Million Budget - Threshold Entertainment Group announced it secured the funding for the film set to begin filming in 2017 in China under a China-U.S. partnership between Seven Star Works and Threshold Entertainment

Mason Taylor
Mason Taylor

out for the night anyways

bubi guys x

Dylan Jenkins
Dylan Jenkins

the results are in im going to avatarfag

but as who??

Connor Bailey
Connor Bailey

Ni nis.

Jaxon Cruz
Jaxon Cruz

aww, 2sweet c:

nini scoot ❤️❤️

Gavin Rogers
Gavin Rogers

French open
Literally how?

Daniel Ramirez
Daniel Ramirez

as yourself.

Levi Perez
Levi Perez

Rikka

Lucas Martinez
Lucas Martinez

i only have one facial expression though

Juan Peterson
Juan Peterson

blackmail

Jonathan Baker
Jonathan Baker

hype

Juan Torres
Juan Torres

Lets go watch the Angry Birds movie together.

Benjamin Young
Benjamin Young

meow~

Eli Kelly
Eli Kelly

the cute one

Grayson Gonzalez
Grayson Gonzalez

Can someone phone MacMillan, because my last post was fucking cancer.

Realtalk though. MacMillan are an amazing charity. A one close to my heart because... reasons

Henry Mitchell
Henry Mitchell

or if u wan more ketchup >=3~

Grayson Anderson
Grayson Anderson

no i want to see ghostbusters

then we can stay in and put on fox and watch the lethal weapon tv show and the exorcist tv show and the rocky horror picture show remake television movie scootaloo

that's what i want to do with my free time.

Xavier Wilson
Xavier Wilson

Same by the way.

Kenny is cute. I'd say Kenny. And stick to it.

Well, off to bed, g'night everyone !

Daniel Ramirez
Daniel Ramirez

have u made one before?

Nolan Bell
Nolan Bell

I had cancer.

Jordan Barnes
Jordan Barnes

noo, but it would be rly easy. I don't like ketchup on my eggs

Henry Wright
Henry Wright

Loco wants to netflix and chill

Isaac Ramirez
Isaac Ramirez

NO SUBTLE

WHY DO YOU JUST HAVE TO GO AND RUIN MY DAY LIKE THAT?

David Lopez
David Lopez

It's like absurdist fiction

Hunter Reed
Hunter Reed

I could make a joke here. But I won't. Because cancer is srs bznz

Ethan Phillips
Ethan Phillips

Why is getting fired at so hot

I love ArmA 3

Camden Wood
Camden Wood

I don't know but I'M UPSET

Get fucking destroyed

Jason Taylor
Jason Taylor

SOMEONE MAKE THE OBVIOUS GAY JOKE AT TOKAI
I AM TOO BORED BY THIS SHITTY BAIT

Nicholas Bailey
Nicholas Bailey

nostalgia boners all day for me

Gavin Smith
Gavin Smith

alright~
brb cooking & lurking :)

Christian Wright
Christian Wright

Why is getting fired at with hot sticky cum bullets so hot

I love cock 3

Gabriel Reyes
Gabriel Reyes

I had a benign tumor that might've been cancerous at one point

Lemme shoot you irl
I heard you're into that

At least we can be salty together

Fuck tennis

lmao dutch translation is great tbh

Zachary Ross
Zachary Ross

So you went and bought it in the end?
I don't know about you, but I'd rather be the one to shoot.

I mean like it's not like Bernie Sanders made anime real and then those 2 conflicted because 3D
I'm just having a hard time finding a reason why.

Samuel Cook
Samuel Cook

was it the penis tumor

Ian King
Ian King

Who has had a NDE(near death experience)?

Wyatt King
Wyatt King

EEES NAHT A TUMUR

James Kelly
James Kelly

When you pump led into NATO terrorists
hnnggg

It was so worth it
so so much

Tyler Thompson
Tyler Thompson

I nearly kicked the bucket twice

Jordan Cruz
Jordan Cruz

Ive nearly been run over 3 times.

Carter Anderson
Carter Anderson

Tell me about it

Ryan Gutierrez
Ryan Gutierrez

U

Jacob Ross
Jacob Ross

;~;

One of the Williams sisters can fuck me any day though

Obama thanked Japan for anime and manga, no one else will ever come close to that
Yeah, I also have no idea

I broke my foot once

Jaxon Campbell
Jaxon Campbell

Yes

Right here

Hudson Myers
Hudson Myers

Did I not tell you about the time I got my head cut?

Zachary Robinson
Zachary Robinson

A near-death experience (NDE) is a personal experience associated with impending death, encompassing multiple possible sensations including detachment from the body, feelings of levitation, total serenity, security, warmth, the experience of absolute dissolution, and the presence of a light.[1][2][3]

i almost died a few times as a kid but it was more like

OH GOD OH FUCK IT HURTS SO MUCH SO MUCH BLOOD/OH FUCK I CAN'T BREATHE I CAN"T FUCKING BREATHE SOMEONE HELP ME

none of that hippy bullshit

Parker Ross
Parker Ross

Also, there was this one time, at band camp, I went to get on a flight 180 and like... didnt....

Lucas Harris
Lucas Harris

Nope
I mean just theiteral meaning

Liam Miller
Liam Miller

That was sad....

Blake Myers
Blake Myers

I almost had a heart ttack when I OD'd a few weeks ago.

I got ran off into a ditch by a semi truck.

I fell of my skatebor at the skatepark and rolled my hand all the way back to my wrist and my helmet flew off.

I flew over my bmx bikes handle bars when it was raining and cracked my head open, blood gushing down my whole body I rode home and no cars stopped to help me.

Thomas Thomas
Thomas Thomas

Because I'm dumb with alcohol.

I didn't like those new helicopter controls on it though.

For real though?
That's hilarious.
I only heard that he won't apologize for Hiroshima.
Tennis black magic or something.

Oh, I only know "Easy" from Son Lux.

Xavier Bell
Xavier Bell

I as pretty near death once when I was about 15 and ingested magnets but that was it

what was yyour experience like?

Cameron Barnes
Cameron Barnes

Everyone tell me about theirs

For me once was collapsing from blood loss
Other one was from an ear infection that nearly hit my brain

Angel Martinez
Angel Martinez

THAT'S WHY I'M EASY
I'M EASY LIKE
SUNDAY MOOOORNING

Also that one easy song from porter robinson also

Jack Ward
Jack Ward

https://vine.co/v/e7BUVVrdOIB

:3 !

Jayden Williams
Jayden Williams

I got hit in the head with a chainsaw.

Oliver Gonzalez
Oliver Gonzalez

I fell off my bicycle once.

Chase Lewis
Chase Lewis

Tracer with the hardcore shit as usual

Anthony Lopez
Anthony Lopez

But the way the AI works.
Its finally not shit, its tacticool and super hard.
Explosions feel real, proper ptsd.
aand sooo muuuch mooods

Jason Gray
Jason Gray

Journey from Mariabronn in my ass

I hope they brought supplies

Logan Garcia
Logan Garcia

Oh

I had a one of those 1.5l beer bottles explode in front of me and a piece went straight into my leg

The nearest hospital was a half hour away so like. blood on the floor. blood in the car. etc. The anaesthetics were the painful part.

Then another time I got stuck under a plastic portable pier thing at a lake. I couldn't breathe and panicked. it eventually just went over me so I was fine.

Jason Wilson
Jason Wilson

Also the million occasions ive nearly drowned.

Liam Price
Liam Price

How deep was the gash?
Fucking brutal
I can only start to imagine the panic

Hudson Cooper
Hudson Cooper

i tried to hang myself on a doorknob and passed out for a few hours and woke up with the noose around my neck

i dont remember anything inbetween but ive been extremely convinced to mildly convinced that i actually succeeded that day and that... well... i dont know. any leap of faith past that one is dumb

even that one is dumb. even if i did die, i am still not dead..? so whatever

Zachary Jones
Zachary Jones

When was this?

Jose Watson
Jose Watson

After typing those out I feel my little 10 year old head may have exaggerated how much danger I was in when memorising the situations

I apologise to anyone who has actually come very close to dying.

Michael Clark
Michael Clark

on my 11th birthday I went ice skating and got tripped and kid landed on top of my leg and the ice skate went about an inch and a half deep into my thigh right above the knee

Dominic Walker
Dominic Walker

Aren't they black though?
You into that purple cabbage, Subtle?
I've only done a few black chicks irl, plenty of latinas, some white chicks, and no asians

Why can't I find a cute jap duck irl so I can nakadashi in her?
Feels bad man

LMAO

Caleb Jenkins
Caleb Jenkins

watch your clever mouth boy

i am god in this domain

Nolan Garcia
Nolan Garcia

6th sense pls

Jason Gutierrez
Jason Gutierrez

Drank a few beers, moved onto raw vodka and I was coughing real bad already and thought it would be a good time to take some codeine based cough medicine.
Passed out instantly, jolly good times.
Also a few smaller things including one like yours with infections.

Oh yeah, I forgot that it was titled Easy too.

He did it!
The absolute madman!

James Robinson
James Robinson

I don't remember.
Like 13 or so years ago.

Luke Wood
Luke Wood

My Jeep spun out on a busy freeway when the brakes locked up going like 75

If I hadn't handled it as well as I did, my roommate and I would have been T-boned by a semi at freeway speed

Sebastian Wilson
Sebastian Wilson

FILL OUT YOUR BALLOT YOU BIGOT...

WE NEED TO GO

Gabriel Bell
Gabriel Bell

It did not get past my skull though

John Reed
John Reed

How were you losing bloood and wat did you do about it?

Once I was chewing magnets and thought nothing about it
I had just rente Mafia 2 because it had just came out and I was munching out on a bag of cookies and some milk that was around but the milk was spoiled

about 2 hours after ingestion of magnets I started getting really sick to my stomach so sick I didnt want to stay up so I went to sleep
When I woke up I was in way more pain so for the rest of that day I just laid down didnt even get to play mafia just laid in bed
next day I was in more pain and it went on for about a week when I was passing out and vomiiting up black
I decided to run a bath and I just laid in there until i started to get all wrinkly and then i said i better get out so I got out, puked all over in the living room, passed out in it, and when I woke up my mom had finally gotten back [she was out drinking for a few days] I finally got to go to the hospital. They Shot Me up with Dilatin straight to the vains and were going to operate because they thought it was appendicitis

Lucky for me the operator wasn't in so they sent me to the university of iowa
took another week to find out what it was because idk
I just didnt associate it with the magnets and I thought I would get in trouble becasuee they were from my brothers mmagnetix toys and I wasnt supposed to chew on things
They were going to run an MRE I think so they asked if I had anything metal and I was like
lol
magnets
So They prepped me for surgery for two more days, made a 1 inch incision on the sie of my tummy that didnt work, made a 6.5 inch incision under my bellybutton and I spent the rest of the next month and a half recovering

what about u ?>

what about you

Ian Mitchell
Ian Mitchell

alison and i are going to meet cyba and maddie

ill drop it off on the way there

Jason Johnson
Jason Johnson

WOAH

Gavin Brooks
Gavin Brooks

God damn, pretty heavy.
I legit once tried to stab myself through the heart with a katana.
I am serious. #weeblife

John Hall
John Hall

take mine too then

Owen Morales
Owen Morales

Oh yeah, also 3 times in a land rover defender that went 720 and into the ditch in military.

Sebastian Ross
Sebastian Ross

This one time, me and my gang were hanging around... and some austrian madman went insania... eventually we got a harrier jumpjet but this austrian madman shot me while i was attached to a stinger and was like "ur fired"

crazy

Samuel Sanders
Samuel Sanders

That son lux song was sad : (

Nicholas Cox
Nicholas Cox

dID YOU EVER Go to war?

Mason White
Mason White

my worst near death experience though was talking to grim on skype

Ian Gutierrez
Ian Gutierrez

eh
its okay
im happy
thats what matters no?
i dont think its that heavy
im just a schizo
teehee~
deal

Jaxon Nelson
Jaxon Nelson

Yeah but I got nothing against no one of any race

Joseph Moore
Joseph Moore

Did it work
I hear you have to go fopr the soft tummy fleesh
then cut your way to the heart

Parker Edwards
Parker Edwards

I like it, but then again I'm biased towards melancholic songs.

Nah, there's none we're involved in if we don't count active duty, which is practically peacekeeping operations.

Landon Jackson
Landon Jackson

I don't remember which one maddie was.

pics or it didnt happen

Nicholas Nelson
Nicholas Nelson

tokai that isn't how you seppuku

what a disgrace to your jap ancestors

Grayson Miller
Grayson Miller

At least we got to do some sick high speed 360 spins

Once, I was driving on a bridge in an SUV standing out of the sun roof and had my crazy Austrian husband/secret agent screaming "DA BRIDGE IS OUT!" at me

Brayden Murphy
Brayden Murphy

True, gotta have all the fun.
Suicide attempt is pretty enlightening tbh

nah I made like one cut and then stopped.
didn't even last long.

I WAS 15 OKAY

Jonathan Scott
Jonathan Scott

I used to have a friend named Gingy who laTER BECAME a piece of shit junky meth head but when he was young and on some less crazy things him, my best friend now, my old nigga ty and one more dude i dont really know broke into the local bike shop and gingy got a big ass sliverr gash up through hi calf and gingy and my old nnigga got in alot of trouble cause they had to hospital over it

my best friend got off
Scott free though
lucky lucky
he was just the lookout though tbh

David Cox
David Cox

Intestinal ulcer

I passed out
Woke up in hospital and then got diagnosed by gi doc
Had the thing for a couple of years and it was only killing me

Hunter Thomas
Hunter Thomas

how big was the cut

Charles Davis
Charles Davis

The lesson is kids, never ride on a land rover defender.
Especially if it has FRDF/FDF markings on it.

William Parker
William Parker

Who knew god was a otokonoko

Joon shoulda blasted Eurobeat while you were trying to not die
Shit woulda be cash

Sounds like youre a desperate virgin

Austin Hughes
Austin Hughes

oh, lol

when I was like five I tied a zip tie around my neck

Gabriel King
Gabriel King

Slowly*

I was 14 or 15

Christopher Martinez
Christopher Martinez

How long were you in the service?
that is how you ROLL AN S U V

Hudson Wright
Hudson Wright

Thats fuucking insane bro
how did you find out you had it??

Joshua Thompson
Joshua Thompson

Oh, please don’t let me die

Waiting for your touch

No, don’t give up on life

This endless dead end

Mason Ortiz
Mason Ortiz

jaja
That was a pretty quick mistake to find huh

James Johnson
James Johnson

iunno like slightly larger than the point of the sword.

Easton Martinez
Easton Martinez

9 months, enough for a lot to happen.
Also still kind of in service, just reserves.
RIP being a civilian.

Justin Cooper
Justin Cooper

I kinda have a secret hardon for engrish in anime op/eds

Kevin Rivera
Kevin Rivera

Tests
I thought I was just losing weight from diet

But then I got jaundice and my appetite died
Got winded after going up a flight of stairs
Shit was srs

B12 injections, super rich diet, and an anti acid anti biotic regimen brought me back

Adrian Bennett
Adrian Bennett

can't convict niggas for stealing bikes in this day and age

and yeah. iirc i did it up so it was tight but not suffocating and then when i went to undo i found out it didn't go that way. so i was like

dad

cut this fucking thing off my neck for me please.

Dylan Anderson
Dylan Anderson

That was the most badass moment I had in my life so far, it kinda deserves a soundtrack tbh

Naw, you roll an SUV by taking sharp turns at high speeds

I just had faulty breaks that locked up and made my Jeep skid

Jordan Garcia
Jordan Garcia

red text

Colton Jackson
Colton Jackson

I mean, I suppose I could have rolled it if I had tried to keep turning in one direction while skidding. I was focused more on avoiding turning too much tho

Connor Ramirez
Connor Ramirez

Fucking crazy auystrians man... this one time... a crazy austrian asked me what killed the dinosaurs...

Brayden Bailey
Brayden Bailey

lol

Justin Brown
Justin Brown

HAI

HAI

HAI

HAI

HAI

HAI HAI HAI

Nathaniel Taylor
Nathaniel Taylor

The fuck is up everyone?

Asher Brooks
Asher Brooks

my dick

Brandon Wilson
Brandon Wilson

That's pretty hardcore dude
How long do you plan to serve for?

What does it feel like to be jaundiced and
isn't b12 illegal?

Lmao dude those zip ties aint nothing to fuck with
When I was younger I found a really cool Bearing Ring and I was like
this is a dope ass ring
so I put it on my finger and it wouldn't come off for like 5 horus and i ended up having to go to my friends to borrow his wire cutters

is like
OH SHIT
NO BREAKS
HARD LEFT

Isaiah Hill
Isaiah Hill

They named a pixar movie after my dick.

UP.

Nathan Thomas
Nathan Thomas

You should have just answered him, it was clearly ARNOLD

Connor Lopez
Connor Lopez

also the most autistic thing I've ever done.

John Fisher
John Fisher

just lost my jennies.

Adrian Cooper
Adrian Cooper

smoking dope

Leo Green
Leo Green

What about the stash

Grayson Evans
Grayson Evans

I'm so bored

Henry Scott
Henry Scott

I'm in reserves until I'm around 50-60, there is no way out unless I'm paralyzed or die early or get a terminal disease of whatever kind.

Ayden Cruz
Ayden Cruz

B12 is in like every energy drink I think

That makes 2 of us

insert Electric Wizard song

Luke Sanchez
Luke Sanchez

Nah, I had brakes. They locked tho, so I essentially slammed on the brakes at freeway speeds and couldn't let off of them

Nolan Gomez
Nolan Gomez

isn't b12 illegal?
No.
It's a required nutrient.

Charles Young
Charles Young

Bro are you fucking serious

hwo much do you get paid for that kind of servitutde

I can fix that

Robert Miller
Robert Miller

Very weak. No energy.

No, it's a supplement.

Angel Richardson
Angel Richardson

wouldn't you want your breaks to activate and not stop though
you were just like sliding forward right s
you came to a stop before you wennt out right??

Aaron Hall
Aaron Hall

Do it

Josiah Carter
Josiah Carter

what stash?

David Thompson
David Thompson

WHAT killed the dinosaurs? ARNOLD killed the dinosaurs! A HA HA HA HA

Alexander Gonzalez
Alexander Gonzalez

Just sorta realized the I have sorta hooked up with an asian before

But it was a trap not actually a girl

Kinda fucking ironic
and cringey

Charles Cox
Charles Cox

the moustache.

Nathan Gray
Nathan Gray

The guy that goes to cons?

Justin Walker
Justin Walker

CALLING A TRAP A "GUY"

Kevin Gutierrez
Kevin Gutierrez

Reserve is no pay at all, unless I'm going to arranged rehearsals which pay a bit more than the average joe's job per hour if I recall right.
The thing is, I'm living a civilian life whilst just being tagged as military personnel by whatever legal documents.
That being said if I go get a new passport it will be a military passport and that can cause some funny stuff around airports.

Joseph Lee
Joseph Lee

Nah, you misunderstand the situation

My brakes weren't responding when I saw that traffic had stopped and tried to brake regularly, so I slammed all the way down on them in panic which caused them to lock since they were worn down to the metal

When you slam on your brakes going that fast, your tires lose traction and you begin to slide. Since I was coming around a slight bend, I started to slide and spin

Joshua Fisher
Joshua Fisher

i slam
you slam
we all slam

for islam

Leo Adams
Leo Adams

Time to slam now.

Wyatt Martinez
Wyatt Martinez

What would entertain you

Alexander Adams
Alexander Adams

SPACE JAM

Nathan Long
Nathan Long

I think that counts way less than this

Caleb Roberts
Caleb Roberts

My dad met bill clinton once.

Grayson Hill
Grayson Hill

oh okie that maekese sense
I don't drive so idk any of this

That's pretty mad spooky

Wat is a military passport for?

Also dude how did they get your soul for that price
thats your ENTIRE LIFE
what if your ocuntry goes to war with the entire world

Ian Harris
Ian Harris

You're the one who said you could entertain me.

Brody Hill
Brody Hill

He's not passable or trans!

David Harris
David Harris

Just a normal looking passport with some additional information, but it's all fine as long as I declare that I'm there for a vacation and not invading their country.

Brody Morris
Brody Morris

You know that thing in movies where people kiss the ground when they get out of a life threatening situation? I wanted to do that after this happened

Henry Hill
Henry Hill

That nigga is super passable

I was the first person to talk to him, I asked for his picture at a con and thought he was a girl

Charles Carter
Charles Carter

I can do anything
I might just
not noo how too...

Gavin Thompson
Gavin Thompson

Bite my shiny metal ass, shitlord..

Oh
I guess I haven't seen enough pics

Jaxon Thompson
Jaxon Thompson

Yeah
Every year we'd meet up at a con he's look more like a girl so I got drunk one year and was like "Fuck it"

But he is a guy

Ethan Baker
Ethan Baker

Lies. Slander.

Adam Gutierrez
Adam Gutierrez

Silly
if you were an invading a country
why would you need a passport :P

Bentley Miller
Bentley Miller

Whoaaa

Carter Allen
Carter Allen

Quick do something.

Nolan Rogers
Nolan Rogers

lol dude
did you smash

Liam Roberts
Liam Roberts

Seeing him irl in full cosplay mode is kinda freaky

Connor Carter
Connor Carter

I did a shot
you want one

Justin Howard
Justin Howard

I bet subtle watches Geordie SHore like a fucking savage.

Kevin Hill
Kevin Hill

Also Soto

You're fucking welcome for me basically introducing Matthew to you

Jacob Anderson
Jacob Anderson

i did my civic duty

researched all of the dumb candidates to make informed votes

some of their platforms were directly things trump stands for which i thought was pretty funny ~

Brayden White
Brayden White

The undecidedly worst is hillary isnt it

Lincoln Bailey
Lincoln Bailey

I would but I drank everything I had like a few days ago.

Ryan Parker
Ryan Parker

I forgot, goddammit.

Well, more of a joke there.

Brandon Ross
Brandon Ross

well yeah

duh

James Wood
James Wood

LUKA

John King
John King

I don't
Nor TOWIE
Used to watch EastEnders..

Jeremiah Myers
Jeremiah Myers

What do you drink :3

Eli Murphy
Eli Murphy

Hug me.

Jayden Green
Jayden Green

D-do you...
do you want to drink my pee onii chan

Ian Evans
Ian Evans


Gaz from Geordie Shore was on my train today. Hence the reference.

mfw I didnt know who he was...

Brody Reyes
Brody Reyes

Really gay things take taste like fruit.

Jacob Richardson
Jacob Richardson

This dude is my favorite hedgehog on earth

Thomas Cox
Thomas Cox

drink this

Logan Morales
Logan Morales

not drinking glenlivet 25

Samuel Green
Samuel Green

XDXDXDXDXDxdXDecks deeXD

You know you'd smash too
Also he's a huge fucking weeb so it's pretty easy talking to him, he just tends to be a little /r9k/ a bit
I cheered him up last year since some chick rejected him and he was all depressed so I took him to my hotel with the tomodachiis and he got so fucked up

So lulz

[REDACTED]

Nigga when was this anyways?
AX '12 or '13?

I remember I was kinda shy when I first met him but then I found out he's a huge weeaboo piece of shit so I got pretty comfortable with him

It was a really conflicting feeling cause I didn't know if I should talk to him like a bro and treat him like my friends or treat him like a girl/flirt a bit

I did the typical test the waters with light teasing which led to some bullying but I guess he didnt mind

Brayden Murphy
Brayden Murphy

Not Last Of The Summer Wine or Heartbeat

Jeremiah Smith
Jeremiah Smith

SD!!!!!1 HOW DOYOU KNOW THESE

Daniel Miller
Daniel Miller

tbh Tomoko is fuckable as hell

I dont mean no offense lmao
but uh
you put a bag over his head right
or at least hit it from the back lmao

oh yah? :3 Good I dont like h arder stuff anyways
u-unless it's your hard DICK

Noah Ward
Noah Ward

WHENA FOREIGN DROPS A SICK REFERENCE LIKE hEARTBEAT

Lucas Scott
Lucas Scott

It was the first AX I went to, I think

Which reminds me, should I even buy my ticket for AX 2016? I don't have a hotel or anything..

Ryan Edwards
Ryan Edwards

Just how drunk are you right now anyways?

Mason Roberts
Mason Roberts

Fucking same tbh

Jace Rogers
Jace Rogers

same tbh

Kevin Turner
Kevin Turner

Doesnt tomoko belong in the trash

William White
William White

i unno
Like a 6
Put away 1L so far
I havent started to smoking and I can't get like
Don't get me wrong
I can get drunk as fuck
but I can't get off unless I smoke and get crunk af

I'mma kill the rest of my bottle or like leave 1/3rd and get to vaping

Carter Price
Carter Price

probably :^)

Bentley Bennett
Bentley Bennett

ah shit nigga no more filter

David Peterson
David Peterson

Well, I used to watch those when I was younger, same thing with multiple German police shows.
Kind of because our TV is 50% Finnish stuff and the other 50% is British/German/'Murican

Tyler Rivera
Tyler Rivera

GreenGrass was a fucking stingy legend

Nathan Myers
Nathan Myers

you're mom is a legend

Blake Green
Blake Green

You can't get off unless you drink and smoke?

Doesn't that get in the way?

Charles Russell
Charles Russell

It is okay because it helps me sleep so I don't mind too much :3
what are you doing today senpai sama

Ryan Reyes
Ryan Reyes

He was the true MVP, too bad they put that old hag in his place.

Camden Murphy
Camden Murphy

suffering

Andrew Cooper
Andrew Cooper

Right now I'm doing a solid nothing but I hope something happens later in the day or else i'm gonna be super bored today.

Xavier Ramirez
Xavier Ramirez

Nonetheless very enjoyable show, still not quite sure if I saw all the episodes, most likely most of them though.

Juan Moore
Juan Moore

Who here
#ticklish

You're a lazy boy
lazy lazy boy
but lazy days really are a blessing

What are some things that you are interested in?
I know you are one of those GGAY
moba fans
but what else do you like

Isaac Perez
Isaac Perez

Help, I'm bored from doing nothing all day.

Robert Sanders
Robert Sanders

Maybe you would be less bored doing claire all day

Wyatt Garcia
Wyatt Garcia

Text me.

Leo Jackson
Leo Jackson

You're probably not wrong, but that's besides the point.

Sebastian Morales
Sebastian Morales

Sleep is always a great alternative.
It's why I nap so much.

Jace Perez
Jace Perez

I'm not just a gay moba fan I'm the KING gay moba fan.

I don't really play a lot of other games but I really like overwatch and i'm waiting for that to come out.

I pretty much just work and post most of the time.

I guess I can surf a little though

Ryder Gonzalez
Ryder Gonzalez

I literally got up an hour ago.

Colton Rogers
Colton Rogers

No
It would make it hard for him to suck my dick that way

Do it and figure that out later

Caleb Foster
Caleb Foster

I am trying to figure out how all day and 1 hour add up.

Eli Cooper
Eli Cooper

ahaha how are you doingtoday Lurker

Isaiah Edwards
Isaiah Edwards

tfw talking to friend who supports Green Party

tfw i agree with a lot of the points but then it spirals into FEMINISM GLOBAL WARMING CARBON TAX AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

is there no such thing as a non-retarded socialist anymore?

Sebastian Flores
Sebastian Flores

Well, she slept all day, so I guess that counts as nothing.

But I don't know how you get bored whilst asleep.

Gavin Hughes
Gavin Hughes

me

Christopher Davis
Christopher Davis

All day asleep. So nothing. I even went to bed earlier than normal.

I'm bored and don't want to do anything. This is a problem, help.

Nope, there isn't as far as I know.

Henry Stewart
Henry Stewart

Sleeping is still doing something by my standards, but if we're talking about productivity, then it's a clear no.
True that one though.

Julian Morales
Julian Morales

Ian should I buy this for my new car?

Also not sure if you saw that pos I bought

Its super comfy tho

http://www.amazon.com/Magical-Quality-Glossy-Plastic-License/dp/B01BFKGXT0/ref=sr_1_43?ie=UTF8&qid=1463526979&sr=8-43&keywords=license+plate+frame+anime

Ayden Sullivan
Ayden Sullivan

AAAAH THIS NIGGA

Still, for work you just swim and lifeguard huh
you're probably in pretty fit shape i bet
You are in
Florida i feel right?
or cali? I forget
do you surf often>
That shit sounds fun as hell

Jonathan Thompson
Jonathan Thompson

but you're a multiculturalist
well there is
its called
national socialist
:)

Nathaniel Watson
Nathaniel Watson

exactly

Connor Moore
Connor Moore

anymore

None existed to begin with.

Yes, a million times yes.

Jaxson Gonzalez
Jaxson Gonzalez

Do you dance?
I feel like dancing

Put on your favorite track and just dance a little lol

You into reading?
A book is a portal into a nother world

what about your favorite game?
You have all the time in the world menma
Spending it being bored
I mean
maybe that is something to do even in itself

Adrian Hill
Adrian Hill

Waking up bored is the worst feeling ever. It's feels like 'why even bother with this?'

Heil.

Nicholas Jenkins
Nicholas Jenkins

Well, do you have anything to do today?
If not, then just vidya/movies/shows and that's pretty much all I got.

Angel Wright
Angel Wright

Its the truth tho

Mahou shoujo real nigga shit lmao

Blake Morgan
Blake Morgan

tfw going to downtown portland
tfw i dont even want to leave the house
tfw taking vicodin before i go
wewwwwwww

David Ross
David Ross

Nolan Wright
Nolan Wright

I live in California

I pretty much only surf with my dad but all I think about are sharks the whole time.

Adam Cruz
Adam Cruz

I'm not much of a dancer, but I read more books in a week than most tend to in a few months, or half a year, depending if 'murrica.

I play a lot of wow, but eh.
Maybe I'll find an animu to watch.

Thanks.

You sound fun.

James Kelly
James Kelly

As per usual I should read for class, but I never do it seems.

Wyatt Rivera
Wyatt Rivera

What a LOSER

Have fun.

I just go back to sleep at that point. If I'm having a real bad day I can sleep for 16 hours

Aiden Clark
Aiden Clark

tfw you blog too much
tfw you dont even post selfies or other pics of yourself
tfw you don't even have ASPD

Gabriel Richardson
Gabriel Richardson

time for sleep

gimme ni ni

Jaxon Jackson
Jaxon Jackson

neenee

Owen Jackson
Owen Jackson

It's been 16 hours. I can't sleep anymore, I just stare at the ceiling. I wrote for an hour or so and got up for lack of anything else to do.

Adam Williams
Adam Williams

No problemo, it's always the same unholy trinity.

I just go back to sleep
This, so much this.

Sleep well Scoots.

Leo Perez
Leo Perez

Night.

Luke Russell
Luke Russell

Fuck kinda wanna buy this, not even gonna lie

http://www.amazon.com/Initial-Racing-Drift-Ae86-Automotive/dp/B00REN1GR2

Chase Ross
Chase Ross

How are you still awake

Brody Walker
Brody Walker

I just woke up.

Christopher Morales
Christopher Morales

oh, so did I. odd

Grayson Lee
Grayson Lee

do i?
why
ill try
i dont post them cus nobody asks and that'd be attention whoring
blogging is fine imo
i dont know. a doctor told me i did.
they've told me a lot of things though
i don't really know..

Henry Stewart
Henry Stewart

Drank so much hoochy that my eyes began to blurry
they say I fell into the wall

Easton Gomez
Easton Gomez

hi

Levi Walker
Levi Walker

League?

This lacks the hilarious cringe effect of being a magical girl.

Sebastian Adams
Sebastian Adams

Aw shit, that some booboolaboosh?

Blake Scott
Blake Scott

Don't encourage it

Adrian Kelly
Adrian Kelly

Hey boy, don't you lie on the track-a-lacka

Noah White
Noah White

Why don't you follow my lead and avatarfag as your irl self

Grayson Hughes
Grayson Hughes

I don't know. Relatable maybe, I've been like that the past year and a half.

Maybe actually. I'm pretty shit so it's always comical anyway.

Gavin Gray
Gavin Gray

why not?

Christian Allen
Christian Allen

im not emotive enough

Tyler Wood
Tyler Wood

yuh man
whats good test

never heard that one mate

i remember this trip

Liam Robinson
Liam Robinson

Oops, meant for

Anthony Johnson
Anthony Johnson

Hi

Michael Wood
Michael Wood

Nini™

Using the pics I gave you I see.

Jack Mitchell
Jack Mitchell

I can't feel anything right now and I'm super calm. Terribly bored too, someone fix that.

Easton Myers
Easton Myers

tfw scarlet isnt emotive enough

Jackson Robinson
Jackson Robinson

Not much, I've got a pizza coming my way here and I'm looking for some way to entertain myself. Might need to unplug from here tonight, watch some movies or play games or something.

Jayden Brooks
Jayden Brooks

1v1 me

Nathaniel Green
Nathaniel Green

You're on

Benjamin Reyes
Benjamin Reyes

At least I'm not the only one having that kind of day.

Daniel Phillips
Daniel Phillips

it's a usual side effect from rage

Xavier Rogers
Xavier Rogers

Live a little you faggot

Elijah Allen
Elijah Allen

minami
<3
it's been a day and i already missed you

im too lazy to get any other black cats :/

yeah man i feel you
i realized when i was playing games im always alt tabbing to post
when the best thing to do is just to take a break from it every now and then u kno
what games you play

Joshua Jenkins
Joshua Jenkins

You think so?

Aiden Barnes
Aiden Barnes

That or some extreme emotion I'm assuming. Mine is from rage however.

Gabriel Allen
Gabriel Allen

Beat 'em with stick!

John Russell
John Russell

Not really the case, but why do you think so?

Owen Cooper
Owen Cooper

I'm not a irl gamur gurl, I don't really play that much. I'd rather just play some Elder Scrolls or emulate a JRPG or something, but some people in these parts have tried to get me into league recently, so I guess I'm one of the bad kids now.

Noah Anderson
Noah Anderson

Also what were you raging at?

Angel Gray
Angel Gray

Call it woman's intuition, it's just how I feel after being angry. I was playing sleeping dogs DE last night (it's like gta but in hong kong) and I just went on a mass murder spree. I got so absorbed into it I started smiling and imagining myself doing this irl. Then I brought myself back to reality and calmed down.

Noah Rogers
Noah Rogers

oh
hm
I WANT FAYGO
GIMMIE
GRRR
i do live a little
i have a very lively life
however
my face is always the same expression in pictures
grr

Brandon Perez
Brandon Perez

i have a very lively life

Luke Fisher
Luke Fisher

Send yo mom straight out to the store
tell that bitch to bring home a faygo

Austin Sanchez
Austin Sanchez

someone and something in my life atm

Jason Price
Jason Price

mobas are just a waste of time honestly mate
in the end they just get boring and tedious
until theyre just a chore to play

Jaxson Gomez
Jaxson Gomez

League has been boring me lately.
I wish overwatch was out already.

Elijah Ross
Elijah Ross

i go out
talk to people
leave the house
go to events
travel
have sex with people
probably as much as you do
and probably more than
anyone here
too bad im just a faux-extrovert and actually very introverted :- )
we dont have it in oregon
in michigan we had it
cus we made it there
:)
ill still ask mommy for it tho

Anthony Hughes
Anthony Hughes

Beta's not out anymore?

Hunter Adams
Hunter Adams

lateley
haha
you're such a jokester

Ayden Sanchez
Ayden Sanchez

It ended.

Camden Sanchez
Camden Sanchez

Free kisses

come and get em

Christian Price
Christian Price

Well shit.

Noah Stewart
Noah Stewart

They don't carry it anywhere nearby but a few towns over and cedar rapids and iowa city have it at hella low prices

Jason Adams
Jason Adams

Why are we still one of the most active boards on this shit site?

Matthew Foster
Matthew Foster

Same. I'll 1v1 on anything though.

Brayden Wilson
Brayden Wilson

also i know that this sounds like bragging
but its really not
its actually the opposite
i dont like fast-paced extroverted living
reee
thats why ive just been cooped up in my room
ya faygo is good

Oliver Allen
Oliver Allen

Fuck I want overwatch already.

Sebastian Scott
Sebastian Scott

Heck

Jayden Rogers
Jayden Rogers

Get with the times old man. that ended a while ago.

Colton Robinson
Colton Robinson

Way to take my image for Lexi nigger

Jackson Jackson
Jackson Jackson

Play team fortress 2. Its the same fucking game

Nathaniel Hughes
Nathaniel Hughes

Neither's the full game, so we're both out of the loop.

Owen Diaz
Owen Diaz

play tf2

this motherfucker

Leo Diaz
Leo Diaz

*Its the same fucking game with like a quarter of the cool shit

Mason Torres
Mason Torres

overwatch is so much more simplistic and skill independent honestly

Henry Mitchell
Henry Mitchell

wait

tracer isn't that old

he's not even 30

Angel Rivera
Angel Rivera

THIS NIGGA
RIGHT HERE
SAYING IT
LIKE IT IS
tf2>some shitty first person moba based on shitty graphically generated butts

Kevin Murphy
Kevin Murphy

tf2 is shit though

Blake Watson
Blake Watson

Test, this was the sort of music I listened to as I murdered countless civilians.

Brayden Gray
Brayden Gray

HOLY SHIT MY PIZZA STILL ISN'T HERE

I was putting down TF2, not Overwatch.

Silly Bard.

Jonathan Thompson
Jonathan Thompson

You sound like me rn
Only me being extroverted isnt really fake, it just gets exhausting after a while and some alone time to watch anime/fap etc

this

He's right ya know

Its a dumbed down tf2
As if it could get anymore dumbed down
No wonder Luka says its so good

Lincoln Fisher
Lincoln Fisher

in sleeping dogs you can grab people and throw them into the trunk of any car

I drove those cars into the bay and watched as they drowned

Anthony Edwards
Anthony Edwards

luka liking something is the telltale sign that its shit/for retards

Sebastian Rodriguez
Sebastian Rodriguez

oh
caught up in the blizzard

Alexander Brooks
Alexander Brooks

K

Chase Perez
Chase Perez

I'd listen to something like this.

Bentley Hill
Bentley Hill

sounds like I should stream the murdering with that in the background

Charles Price
Charles Price

You two kiss

Jack Price
Jack Price

Here was my beta experience
First game
Pick revolver man
Have to move train to end point
Both teams running around like dickless monkeys
Move train by myself and win game
Get MVP
Second game
Pick Agent 54 or whatever
Massacre the entire enemy team
Get MVP
Third game
Too easy to be offensive so try healer
Be rasta nigger
Run around speaking nigger speak and healing shit
Still get more kills than 50% of my team
We win
Get MVP again

3 games. 3 MVPs. Shit was easy and boring

Hint hint, overwatch is too

Hardcore

.///. lewd

Jayden Bennett
Jayden Bennett

I feel old though.

Matthew Bennett
Matthew Bennett

boos not a part of murders text wall

Ayden Fisher
Ayden Fisher

bard x nezi OTP?

that's some pretty gross taste you have there lexi

why

Mason Jones
Mason Jones

Okay Soto I did it

William Diaz
William Diaz

My back hurts, I don't like kids on my lawn, technology is getting confusing and scary.

Grayson Smith
Grayson Smith

Agent 54

To amuse my boredom.
sorry

Brody Jones
Brody Jones

I almost forgot how expensive AX is

Happens every year

Juan Collins
Juan Collins

I bet murder actually sucks dick at overwatch just like he sucks dick at league.

Jace Wright
Jace Wright

I would but I was actually born with a defect that
made me have no lips

Nathan Allen
Nathan Allen

This is a problem.

Eli Taylor
Eli Taylor

see a doctor, and put landmines in your lawn.
technology should always be scary m8, just learn to use it.

Didn't you ask me to 1v1 you? 1v1 me bitch

Brandon Green
Brandon Green

What countries have you been to?

Alexander Sanders
Alexander Sanders

Soldier 76 ok! Bully...

Game 4
I rape boo
Voted MVP again

I was decent at League. I was gold while getting banned a lot which drops your rank. I could have been plat ez pz

Jaxon Jenkins
Jaxon Jenkins

No, illegal, stubborn.

Joseph Cooper
Joseph Cooper

I'm sorry but gold is bad.

Christopher Price
Christopher Price

senpai doesn't like me because I dint have lips

Adam Scott
Adam Scott

You're fired.

Noah Morris
Noah Morris

Now to work and save up money for the actual event lmao

Adrian Moore
Adrian Moore

i dont want to live anymore

Noah Nguyen
Noah Nguyen

Its average. Literally above average, but I will say average to be conservative. I never even played league seriously. SC2 is the only game I seriously played. Well that and CS:S for a much shorter period. I was even semi pro in SC2

Thomas Collins
Thomas Collins

can we do this?

Jonathan James
Jonathan James

WHy is this song popping up in my head today?

James Lee
James Lee

baka, baka, baka

Carter Ross
Carter Ross

everybody is playing mobas
literally everybody is a faggot
faggots play mobas

I don't play mobas
feels nice
beinng the only h hetero here

Jack Barnes
Jack Barnes

you're not hetero

Lucas Johnson
Lucas Johnson

Oh it's on now.

Andrew Lopez
Andrew Lopez

I am not allowed to play them though...

Gavin Martinez
Gavin Martinez

That's what I've been told.

Ayden Edwards
Ayden Edwards

Cheer up, emo kid

Jose Ramirez
Jose Ramirez

You know I played league with you right?

I've seen you play before.

You did stupid stuff and got yourself killed but always raged and made an excuse about how it wasn't your fault.

I don't think i'm missing anything here.

Its the reason why you're to retarded to hold one account.

Isaac Smith
Isaac Smith

Gold is better than average, Murder is right.. G5 is top ~20%

Colton Martinez
Colton Martinez

yeah you're right
I have never had sex

Zachary Gomez
Zachary Gomez

I know the numbers on the percentages.

Benjamin Turner
Benjamin Turner

Okayyy

Daniel Jenkins
Daniel Jenkins

Hold one account
What? I had like 10 accounts. They are all currently perma banned

Apparently not

Jonathan Nelson
Jonathan Nelson

Pick a game, any game. You'll lose so hard.

Tell me something interesting so we can discuss something interesting.

duh

Anthony Green
Anthony Green

Like 80% or so of league players are bad in my eyes.

Even Diamond 5 is hit or miss with people.

I have some VERY bad friends in D5 but I guess by this places standards they're gods.

Exactly? ? ? ? ? ? ?

Grayson Hall
Grayson Hall

YOU SHOULD BE SURPISED
WHY IS THIS NOT MORE SURPRISING

Anthony Morales
Anthony Morales

because it's you

Brandon Martinez
Brandon Martinez

w-what's that mean

Isaiah Brooks
Isaiah Brooks

Hi
?

sorry busy finished organizing anime folders for this year.

Brayden Scott
Brayden Scott

Something interesting.

Aiden Thomas
Aiden Thomas

ur g@y

Camden Richardson
Camden Richardson

SHE GAVE YOU A FLOWER, THE ONE THAT GOD GAVE HER
YOU ALL UP IN DA KOOL-AID BUT YOU DO NOT KNOW THE FLAVA

Tyler Torres
Tyler Torres

I think I have some pretty high standards too ^^'

Levi Cox
Levi Cox

it's pouring rain

I like the rain

I wish it would rain more here

this state is garbo

Lucas Garcia
Lucas Garcia

Oh your bad grammar actually confused me there. I think I get what you are trying to say now.

I am always right. And Subtle, tell everyone in thread that I am, in fact, the best teammate you can wish for!

Cameron Green
Cameron Green

no I haven't
ever had sex

Charles Rogers
Charles Rogers

everyone start yelling

Benjamin Davis
Benjamin Davis

*hugs welcomingly*

Nicholas Powell
Nicholas Powell

I bet
Neat

Lucas Howard
Lucas Howard

just makes you wanna scream don't it

Jack Murphy
Jack Murphy

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

Michael Murphy
Michael Murphy

permabanned on 10 accounts
T-Totally the best teammate anyone could wish for..!

Thomas Hall
Thomas Hall

Not really.

Gabriel Parker
Gabriel Parker

Florida is fine Nezi. Desu tells me its great there. He also tells me you are a lonely and creepy piece of shit which is why he didn't want to meet up with you.

I believe Desu

Daniel Cooper
Daniel Cooper

Im barely watching Konosuba rn

Gabriel Sanders
Gabriel Sanders

I don't have the patience nor the temperament to actually have a great discussion.

Mason Jones
Mason Jones

just not right now

Asher Rivera
Asher Rivera

Get to the succubus brothel episode already

Owen Clark
Owen Clark

Then why try to engage one.

Austin Bailey
Austin Bailey

You played with me and Desu! I was great, right?

Tyler Rivera
Tyler Rivera

did Desu and nezi meet up irl
did nezi fuck desu irl
that means they both have aids

Thomas Lee
Thomas Lee

jesus christ murder

Jordan Hall
Jordan Hall

I did earlier but it quickly gave out.

Dominic Hughes
Dominic Hughes

For the best.

Landon Collins
Landon Collins

?

No, they were going to but Nezi got really creepy and kept asking to see Desu's dick. It weirded even Desu out if you can fathom that

Liam Nguyen
Liam Nguyen

Mhm.

Blake Jackson
Blake Jackson

I can't even remember.. probably did better than me at least

Adrian Davis
Adrian Davis

tfw people dodge during champ select

James Fisher
James Fisher

why you gotta be so mean

Elijah Stewart
Elijah Stewart

how do you weird out desu

in defense though
why would desu not show dick
desu is a whore and they were prolly gonna fuck anyway : x is desu
just a TEASE??????

Jonathan Russell
Jonathan Russell

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