A skewed sense of morality.
Judge, Jury, and Executioner.
who wouldnt suck dick for subway honestly?
I would just to do it tbh
what? eat fresh dick?
I'm not sure either.
is that good?
I looked up the recipe and it seems god awful.
GRIM ANSWER MY QUESTION
i dont get anything from sucking dick generally unless i am incredibly in heat so getting an actual reward is good motivation
im not gona take cooking tips from aa curry nigger
Just as a forewarning, a dm has the right to drop your character like a sack of spuds before you even get to play them if you're being a fucking autist about it.
I didn't plan on giving you any.
You didn't answer my question.
not being satisfied with a mouth ful of your senpai's cum
canyon casserol is delish
Are you calling someone?
Are you simply fishing for replies?
I'll have to try it sometime.
not being 100% vanilla
You fucking disgust me.
im submissive as fuck but i like being rewarded for such behaviour
i guess im a brat
ofc I dont follow recipees and make them better.
im a good chef
I disgust myself....
I'm such a bad boy
Just get some so you can take a picture of it like I did.
Okay i'm ready
not like this..
it means tomorrow!
THE GIFFFFFFFF IT'S BURNED INTO MY RETINA FOREVER
Dont you ever guys ask whats wrong with yourselves? Like i get fucking angry because i was able long ago to hold a conversation with people, like i wasnt socially awkward at all, but right now its almost impossible to me to talk to someone, nothing comes to my mind, but back then i fucking could, now im just a lonely fucker with no friends and of course no girlfriend, i can't even hold a conversation to someone in my fucking mind. Stupid life and fucking girls and fuck everyone but you, you are cool
Take up hard drugs to deal with the agony and shame of it all.
You're welcome for telling you that
ma nyan a
inb4 unzips asshole
I usually start with sticking to the recipe, then modify it around the 3rd or 4th time. Then continue to tweak it.
wow ok no hello then
it was really good
my dick is bigger than a foot long
I just wanted to play some boring ass neutral good wizard or something, man. Wanna learn the mechanics.
it has become an integral part of my life and Culture
It is my...soul....
in front of...everybody? . //.
Ahead of you there my man
I havent seen you in a good minute Hal what brings you around today
my penis is larger than some feet as well
but only asians with bound toes
I didnt ask for this fluffly hell.
Confront your demons.
Why are you socially awkward? Do you doubt yourself? It's not your fault a conversation went wrong. It is human to err.
Wizards are terrible for first timers, try a sorcerer instead.
Painfully bored and having trouble sleeping as of late.
Realizing that all other avenues of entertainment were exhausted, I had to revert to my last resort.
wrong wrong wrong!
ma nnyaa na!
i'm sorry, i'm sorry
it's just.. i'm not used to that many (you) in single post
..you dont use that name anymore
No its not.
Yeah so everyone knows.
But my steam nickname for you says otherwise..
I would leap into it with an arcane swordsman or something
With Bard, I can never be too sure.
That's a good way to use this place
I will have you know I
i have told you so many times to stop putting label on people!
Why must you be such a special snowflake
There's CP on the front page again
Damn we really gotta fix that.
Want to hit me up on skype so I can meticulously describe the pros and cons of each of the 38 or so classes in great detail?
Bard, Inquisitor, warpriest, magus or Spiritualist (Ectoplasmist).
The only way to use this place.
You only told me once or twice!
Its such a fitting cute one too, I dont think I can change it :3
So report it
BECAUSE I LIKE TO CUT THINGS AND FRY THEM WHILE I CUT THEM
inquisitor or magus sounds nice.
just from the names.
I don't like LoL
But I think Bard is a cutie
well, i'm off. thanks for everything
i'd say once is too many times,
lizzy told me my current name means tomorrow. it has mysterious feel, i'm keeping it
Inquisitor has less of the spellblade feel but has very good martial capability where as the magus can actually strike with spells through their blade.
Do I look like that much of a metamancer? All I know is we want a guy who shoots a fire, at least one guy who heals, and some people wearing the heavy armor. The guy who shoots fire is the coolest.
I don't really use Skype but I can add you just in case I actually do want a dissection.
don't leave me alone ;~;
This the kind of man we need for rpesident
im going to lay in bed and roll around
why did vicodin turn me into a cat
enjoy your day.
probs gonna go magus then
BUILD A WALL
jesus fuck lol
Knowing your class helps you play it, there's no way around this.
Cool beans, they're quite complicated.
What's your skype?
How does that number get so high
I'm not gonna pet your tail, sorry
I really wanna play with test and smiles, I know smiles is into it
and mayaka when she isn't high as a kite
Isnt it marvelous?
|Rolled 10 (1d20)|
can 8 chan tell sexuality of a poster?
Am I gay?
1 for gay
2 for not gay
|Rolled 17 (1d20)|
If everyone grasps the rules and style, I might run WBG for you.
|Rolled 15 (1d20)|
is grim gay
Play with me! I can play when I'm not this high I'm sorry..
Why don't you actually use a two sided dice?
What is this memery?
Stop mentioning me when I'm not here
Are you gone yet?
We Be Goblins.
|Rolled 1 (1d2)|
Rolling for Colbs for real.
That settles it.
|Rolled 15 (1d20)|
It's a scale
20 is fullhetero
1 is full homo
Then why did you say one or two, Bard-oh.
Guess I'm homo since Holla Forums said it :)
SHUT UP NIN!!!!!!!
|Rolled 14 (1d20)|
I FUCKED IT UP
I ALWAYS FUCK EVERYTHING UP
Tfw you're a straight alpha male
I'm gonna start shipping you
YOU SAID YOU LEFT
JUST FUCK OFF ALREADY JEEZ
NOW I'M NOT GONNA
|Rolled 6, 1, 2, 3, 4 = 16 (5d6)|
I cast make whole to fix the gaping fuck-up.
sounds like a campaign
Well did you do it with Erio or Flan yet
That's like a right of passage
Do a ship?
It's a right to pass, FUCKER
It's a single session adventure at level 1 designed as a fun introduction.
Everyone plays as a goblin.
NO SHIPS CAN SAIL UNTIL I KNOW YOUR QUALIFICATIONS SKIPPER
Have you ever fucked a girl without a condor? I haven't, brought a girl home and my condor attacked her, found out later she had harpies.
IN THE NAVY
YOU CAN SAIL THE SEVEN SEAS
WE'RE TOO SMART FOR YOU DUMBASS
Jeb bush hit a black kid?
damn maybe we should of voted for him
It's not him.
It's some civilian arrest thing from 2013.
that's just what they want you to do....
Can't even spell right and you're in college
This is why we need Trump
are you being serious or are you meming
Sanders wants to make college free, Trump will abolish college
or are us rs
Are you a girl yet?
I'm not THAT dank
do girl shirts count
YES OR NO MOTHAFUCKA
ARE YOU MEMING
Then go to sleep.
dont tell me what to do hal
I'm kind of a girl tbh
I am sleepy too, but I will not make an attention-grabbing post about being sleepy, instead I will wish you all a NEENEE
Choke in your sleep.
still not insulting u nigger
THIS WAS PRETTY ATTENTION-GRABBING
Do any of you guys listen to Chopin
Do you like Huey Lewis and the News?
fishing for ninis
Their early work was a little too new wave for my tastes, but when Sports came out in '83, I think they really came into their own, commercially and artistically.
It's got a lot of colors
I am black irl I'm sorry you had to find out this way
I want to listen to pretty piano music but it always makees me cry and whenever i get teary i get super tired
Listen to "Someday the Dream Will End" from the Final Fantasy X soundtrack
where the nice people at?
it went int
YOU A MURDERER SON
I'm shipping you with that Pony Licky for now
If it was 3 years ago I would be nice
Well that was an unexpected ship
culmination of negative things that continued for a long period of time
you don't get to start off with a casino on the water
You're luck to even get that
what can you do about it?
I don't know
I tried to get help and it made things worse
fuck why is feeling shit so goddamn comfy
what do you do now? to find niceness in your everyday to day?
Addicting isn't it
I don't have any desire to be kind to anybody anymore tbh
don't have to think about the future
can be shit to everyone you come across
don't have to be nice or restrain emotions
generally be a sack of baby dicks and not care because you feel so terrible
it's like taking a destructive bath in your shitty-mood honesty
I hope tomorrow brings brightness for you
what if you like someone?
nigga dodged bullets
i'll get over it, it's just this side of me which ruins every single contact i've ever had
like, even now i'm looking back at the post and deriding myself for overdramatizing misery
maybe I would be kind to them
Been very long since I felt that way though
thread so boring
where are my favorite posters
I can pretend to have a vagina
will I be your favorite then
I guess that's something
hai daisy <3
no bard you are on my good list anyways
I need cuddles
Have this comforting image of an innocent young Gwen
how are you this fine... night?
Thanks Bardy <3
About to go to bed in a second or play something before bed
Have class tomorrow ;_;
DO NOT FISH FOR NINIS.
you know what
also, good to see you boo, hopefully class goes well for you
Why are autistic people so into sonic?
Choke on vomit, sorcerer scum.
I like sonic because
no matter what holds him abck in life
he is always going fast
even when people call him slow
Like when people tell me i'm a boy.
Are you a boy?
Girl with penis
hi in game missed this sorry
That's not an issue
People keep telling me i'm a guy though.
You're a beautiful girl and even though you have a penis that doesnt effec twhat is inside
Lots of girls ave penises
Inside of me is a lot of blood and guts.
m-me too...... > ////// <
I made friends with someone in a squid porn thread.
Hes talking about his justice boner now and I don't know what that is.
Justice like the Band?
I don't think so.
he's a meat doctor
put her in a pot then I chopped her
I was floatin in da air, helicopter
Put butter in the pot then the hotsauce
I'mma get deeper, creepin' up in yo' backyard with a meat cleaver
Either, you or yo wife are 'bout ta get it
Shoelace, choke the neck, coke and ex
It's like open sex, broke the neck
Then I put a body in a back of the Lex
Reccomend me something Clubby and dancey
but not too Poppy
hip hoppity hip hoppness
Oh yeah what king of Hippo hop is Luka into?
only popular one-hit-wonder kinda songs.
songs with a beat
that song sounds kewl!
What song would you personally recccomend, that you would yourself enjoy?
The music a person listens to says alot about them and I would like to know about you
happy painting and god bless
this i like:
This is nice Really killa ambience
God bless us everyone
i will never talk to you again if you dont do this
WHAT MORE IS THERE TO GIVE MY MAN
that's a uh
nice tripcode you got there
havent even seen ur butt or dong
uve seen bulge and butt
so thats not true
why didnt u ask this when i was fucked up on vicodin and was super vulnerable
missed that window of opportunity my man
talk to me when youre back on vicodin then slut
i dont want to talk to you if i cant get pics
I like this
this going in a playlist
yeah it's ambeint~
you wanna see my kielbasa
there is much more to my personality than my pretty face
but i can work something out if u buy me more vicodin
Life is weird
I don't like deja vu
let's see it
im watching some bob ross buddy
bob ross is shaped like a friend
he keeps bringing out his pet squirrels
orangutans are so fucking cool man
i hope i get to study and see them IRL
I can't see Aerosmith without thinking of this https://youtu.be/vI86p6YogIg
me when i see good meme is good :)
me when the meme is not good
why is China so fucking based lmfao
here u go bard
another from the same album that i like.
Bill Maher got sued over that. A few years back he told him to prove he wasn't an orangutan and present his birth certificate.
S T U M P E D
Fuckin' fuck yeah.
i dont agree with a lot of maher's policies but the fact that he's always been anti-PC and anti-feminism is good
his recent bit about self-hating whites i good
damn that one hits me in the nostalgia bone
Back in the day there was this chick I was tryna get with and I gave her this cd
She gave me Alice in Chain's Tripod later
My nigger right here
bard i need a movie to watch mate
Thise one Doesn't quite take myy fancy as the other one
Still though, Thank you for the link
I remember watching Ragdoll when it came out on mtv... uhhhhh hmmmm. I got get a grip not long after cd's came out... cough cough cough cough cough cough
i guess my kinda music isn't for everyone.
not into it tonight
aw man that tears me up inside
still it's just one song
In time link me more maybe
You may have relatable taste
honestly i think i may just be buying into eastern propaganda but i dont think Russia would be a very nice country for me to live in, but id be lying if i said that I didnt admire the fuck out of China and think its like literally the most based country in the world
[SUDDEN DEEP EXISTENTIAL DEPRESSION]
The one inescapable constant in your life is that you are always moving closer to death
Keep staring into the void
You must have had some of them
Eight tracks then huh
I want to die
I don't want to experience old
here's two from a different game than the last one i linked.
(This one's definately my new fave) https://youtu.be/hGbja6xxM2w
dear god no. some cassette before the cd's. I have a friend that had some 70's 8 tracks. He loved them things.
You have been dying since your first breath
You are always older than you once were
i want to transfer my memories and consciousness into a the net or something someday
I havent ever seen them or aplaayer tbh
I can almost remember casettes
I had a backstreet boys one when I was a lil tike
you prefer them cds or casettes?
EMBRACE THE DARKNESS
Why not? The outcome is always the same
cd's were best. didn't have to rewind even though they were easy to scratch. The players like to eat tapes too and that's annoying. Had to rig the tapes to play by like putting a piece of (adhesive) tape on them just right.
Now, I just like digital.
i used to have a lot of exisential dread
what does it matter though
life is absurd
life in spite of the absurdity
doing anything else is lying to yourself
you will never find meaning in life unless you lie to yourself
life is not meaningless but it is not meaningful
life is an absurdity and you an abstraction within this absurd world
the fact that you are alive and living now is mathematically impossible and scientifically explainable, your experience of consciousness is certain only to you
you are free to expand yourself within boundaries, you are the senpai of your own domain, what you feel, see, think, and experience, are things special only to you, things that no living being has ever felt before, your existence is absurd
you are living now, and that is the envy of all the dead
what does it matter how good our ride is then
I'm just trying to have a good time and honestly i FEEL SO ATTACKED
This webm is perfection
digital is crazy for real
Youtube blows my fucking mind still
The realization of a universal outcome can be freeing or paralyzing
Funny how much of life is duality
It only matters to you my dude
having like 200 cds took a ton of room and got all scratched up. mp3 cds were nice too though
sure it can be paralysing if you look at it the wrong way
nihilism = paralysing
absurdism = freeing
very similar thought processes, but with a slight difference that makes the difference between wanting to slit your throat and being happy and based as fuck
That makes me feel a little better
But then you're assigning your own view of right or wrong to it
Relative basedness is a lie
Nihilism is cancer.
Deep breaths man
Cancer speeds up the realization of the futility of existence :^)
Scarlet should go to sleep
Bloodchan should STFU
So should you. Isn't it like very late?
you can say that but, but absurdism is objectively the only correct view that is correct
why do i say that? becasue absurdism is the only view in which the view asserted is nothing
it does not assert that there is meaning
it does not assert that there is no meaning
life IS and you can not deny this fact
life IS absurd and you can not deny this fact
you ARE an abstraction on this absurd world and you cannot deny this fact
perhaps it does
and it should
for you are you and there is nobody else like you
life may seem like hell, but it is merely what you make of it
but remember to never lie to yourself
your existence is truly absurd
quoting GITS here but: "There are countless ingredients that make up the human body and mind, like all the components that make up me as an individual with my own personality. Sure I have a face and voice to distinguish myself from others, but my thoughts and memories are unique only to me, and I carry a sense of my own destiny. Each of those things are just a small part of it. I collect information to use in my own way. All of that blends to create a mixture that forms me and gives rise to my conscience. I feel confined, only free to expand myself within boundaries."
i just woke up from a nappy nap tho
the only correct view that is correct
That is ridiculous. Insane. Some might even call that absurd
I should have put a trigger warning on my post, I apologize
-snuggles wuggles all over you- <3
I'm a very short sleeper and I woke up a few hours ago
Oh okay... i really think you should try to get your full 8hrs
Ah i see. Slept well?
Nuu too many nightmares... I shouldn't have ate that poptart before bed x.x
game of game of game of thrones time
many cant argue that an Absurdist view on life is Childish and use this as a put down, but is this not but a virtue?
the way a child views existence, is this not a virtue that we as adult humans with defined egos and such strive for?
it is impossible to prove that anyone is a conscious being other than yourself, you are a mathematical enigma, you can say "boo hoo im just 1 out of 6 billion people" but you are ALIVE you are self-replicating stardust with the ability to think, feel, form opinions, experience consciousness, pleasure, all of those things.
you are conscious thinking breathing human being, with the willpower and cognitive functionability to be able to dwell on existentialism
ROLL DAT SHIT UP
i will go back to bed soon
but im up now
you're right it is absurd
In philosophy, "the Absurd" refers to the conflict between (1) the human tendency to seek inherent value and meaning in life and (2) the human inability to find any. In this context absurd does not mean "logically impossible", but rather "humanly impossible". The universe and the human mind do not each separately cause the Absurd, but rather, the Absurd arises by the contradictory nature of the two existing simultaneously.
I'M WAY TOO FUCKING HIGH FOR THIS
Oh. I didn't knew sweets could do that.
embrace wu-wei my friend~
live for nothing
hope for nothing
life is absurd
repeat after me: "i am free"
There's always another way.
i respect religion but any belief that is subject to a leap of faith or an acceptance of dogma is objectively lying to yourself, and not healthy
not to say religion is bad, however if it works it works. and for the majority of humans it does~
I haven't eaten in 16 hours, I need breakfast.
Vade ad Deum
i am god~
When you realise you have more anxiety issues with talking to people online than real life.
Hey. Do you still speak Chijo?
Kinda fond of you
tfw listening to your vaporwave
its not great, but it soothes me
You make vaporwave?
someone chat with me while my GOT season 6 ep 4 is downloading
I'm experiencing a new feeling right now
Ah too late, the download is finished.
https://soundcloud.com/sage-zephyrus/dvsf0ws44tfd check my sounclown fam
Also this track is lit as fuck thanks
this is more heavily edited stuff
i purposefully kept the other one as simple as possible with as little editing as possible but as different and warped as possible
i think it fits in with the ethos of vaporwave i believe
ill check ur sc
What is your DAW?
I really dig this shit
you are better at producing than i could ever hope to be
i really like this song
i dont know why
it may be becuase im high as fuck
listen to this
I dont know about that now Im just a nigga
This track is pretty cool
but this album Is the cats knees and the bees pajamas
my long album?
you really like it?
i havent showed this bandcamp to anyone cus i dont take any artistic things i do seriously
I feel like knowing the source material would add a good level of appreciation to it but I'm a sucker for those piano melodies and that oceanic filter vibe you've got going on
Upbeat yet downtempo
Melodic instead of discordant
It's quality vapor
why would you want to know the source material
that goes against the ethos of vaporwave no?
i didnt even add contact information
and everything is in japanese
i wanted absolutely no personality attached to it
t-thanks though, i dont think its that good but i did try my hardest and it took a long time to do :x
i dont take any of my artistic endevours seriously and mostly keep them all private
Maybe I unno
Im not really too into vaporwave culture but I enjoy decent music and some not so decent music
Still, the work put into it and the story behind it are a big part of the music
The inspirations felt by the producer at the time i unno
That shit gets me hype
getting high as fuck
downing a pot of coffee and just fucking around with a track for a good while is like busting a FAT NUT for you soul
i mean like
my bandcamp is just another in and endless see of shovel vaporwave
it has no publicity
no source material
it is just there, with the rest
thats the TRU vaporwave aesthetic
vaporwave is about conformity and anonymity, not ego
I can;t know or understand
But If it's got the chilled vibe it's something special
w e w
im glad someone appreciates my misunderstood genius
|Rolled 2 (1d2)|
|Rolled 1 (1d2)|
what does it MEAN
what has been seen cannot be unseen, an ancient evil has been awoken
god is dead
The Apoocrypha comes
The fire nation...
im going to try kratom tomorrow !