♥ Official Scootalooo Thread ♥Penis Inspection Day Stories Edition

Jaxson Morris
Jaxson Morris

♥ Official Scootalooo Thread ♥

Penis Inspection Day Stories Edition.

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Landon Hill
Landon Hill

I-I'm not ready to die yet

Samuel Nguyen
Samuel Nguyen

its my jam bro, you're still one of the best just for that alone!

Nolan Jones
Nolan Jones

daww shucks :3

Benjamin Young
Benjamin Young

you wont die but you'll feel like you are in heaven, soooo close enough?

its always good to have awesome people around. so keep up the good work

Nathaniel Hernandez
Nathaniel Hernandez

you're embarrassing me

Jonathan Ramirez
Jonathan Ramirez

I only remember teeth inspection day

Aaron Hernandez
Aaron Hernandez

Beer soaked taco making ahoy.

Ian Watson
Ian Watson

Ooooh that kind, is it really that good??

Alexander Torres
Alexander Torres

Just woke up. Two hours late for work. Probably going to get fired...
I'm an idiot.

Brayden Hill
Brayden Hill

rip in peace

Justin Ward
Justin Ward

stage one is complete then! and it was adorable, houston we have no problems

for you itll be the best, bae

Thomas Price
Thomas Price

and for you?

Adrian Foster
Adrian Foster

reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

Noah Stewart
Noah Stewart

well with you i think it can be nothing but the best, of course

Charles Watson
Charles Watson

Good luck.

Ryan Carter
Ryan Carter

yfw bailey jay's feminine penis

Evan Russell
Evan Russell

I hope it will, but first the wrestling!

Brody Cruz
Brody Cruz

i'm gonna get drunk all day

Daniel Sanders
Daniel Sanders

i love how you think, wrestling to begin with!

Justin Ramirez
Justin Ramirez

your mother would be proud

Nathan Torres
Nathan Torres

im a super good judo

Isaiah Edwards
Isaiah Edwards

Affirmative action.

Logan Edwards
Logan Edwards

ive got a fair amount of strength and a lot of stamina, i might be able to do this yet

Charles Hughes
Charles Hughes

hola

Charles Butler
Charles Butler

Yo.

John Adams
John Adams

Hey

William Taylor
William Taylor

gacht

Brandon Cooper
Brandon Cooper

ill eehh be defensive

Brandon Campbell
Brandon Campbell

HI GRIM

Josiah Harris
Josiah Harris

one more

Chase Lewis
Chase Lewis

that would just be even more adorable

Gavin Scott
Gavin Scott

you earned a second

Easton Johnson
Easton Johnson

What's good?

Cameron Sanders
Cameron Sanders

.

Gabriel Russell
Gabriel Russell

holy fuck all these replies

I am fully erect

What's up, Tracer?

Where ya been spoils?

Agnosticism

So did you tell Ban how old you were?

HI SUBTLE
HOW ARE YOU

why thank you so much
I'm thinking about making an egg or two and slipping em into a burrito
pretty heavy, but it's 1pm so would make a nice brunch

yum

league with alexis and smiles

Cooper Evans
Cooper Evans

went to work

got cussed out

fired

K.

Jeremiah Morales
Jeremiah Morales

Were you late for the upteenth time

Kevin Gray
Kevin Gray

go for it. about to brunch it up myself

Charles Cook
Charles Cook

im off to places, laters everyone and tokaibae <3

wonderland my man, ill try to pass by a bit more here an there

Robert Walker
Robert Walker

Third time.

Charles Rogers
Charles Rogers

and I said, we must write a wall

Robert Ward
Robert Ward

aiite dude
see you

whats on the menu m8

3 strikes and you're out

damn man

what level are you on league now?

Kevin Perez
Kevin Perez

if u said u were sick and thye fired you, you could collect unemployment on their dime.

Gavin Peterson
Gavin Peterson

Not fully erect..

Jayden Jenkins
Jayden Jenkins

Sounds like fun, teaching scoots at the same time?

Have fun Spoils.

Robert Torres
Robert Torres

meeting my brother at my mom's for a late mother's day thing. waffles, eggs, hashbrowns etc

Ryder Cook
Ryder Cook

I'm sure desu can fix that

c:

I haven't got to play with em yet!

Sounds fun AND tasty

Logan Reed
Logan Reed

[Atencíon]
How about now?

Gavin Thomas
Gavin Thomas

0 kuk

Ayden Turner
Ayden Turner

eh i'm just going for the free food and laundry

Jeremiah Anderson
Jeremiah Anderson

Drinking beer and eating tacos.

I'll be a mexican in no time at this rate.

Kayden Brown
Kayden Brown

I'm an honest person. I won't say I'm sick if I'm not. It works out, for the most part.

I hated the job anyways.

Robert Gonzalez
Robert Gonzalez

ahahah

damn m8

Adam Bennett
Adam Bennett

Welp. Sucks.

Nathan Sullivan
Nathan Sullivan

What was it?

Juan Cooper
Juan Cooper

Level problems or too busy?

Logan Cox
Logan Cox

Welp could be worse xD
how goesd?

pizza time soon

Lucas Cooper
Lucas Cooper

THIS THE REAL ARIEL!!!!!!

Robert Barnes
Robert Barnes

He sure tries ._.

What language is that?
Galician?

Brody Martinez
Brody Martinez

I am a worthy opponent!

Evan Anderson
Evan Anderson

I'm not sure, I've always thought it's Spanish.

Leo Perry
Leo Perry

Looks like it's back to being a NEET.

I work. Er. Worked. At a franchise, called MCL for minimum wage.

Grayson Parker
Grayson Parker

Goodnight

Yes

Leo Sullivan
Leo Sullivan

I need to osu less and revise more

But procrastination, it's so sweet

Angel Wood
Angel Wood

ni ni

Nathan Murphy
Nathan Murphy

Nope, it's just me, Ui.

Didn't Ariel kill herself?

Jonathan Thomas
Jonathan Thomas

Damn.

Chase Gray
Chase Gray

Night Goggles.

Revise what?
But procrastination, it's so sweet
This from the bottom of my heart, sleeping still better though.

Brody Robinson
Brody Robinson

I miss Ariel reading stories to us on tc.

Leo Howard
Leo Howard

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_eGGuKmA_8M

Owen Perez
Owen Perez

For my exam tomorrow, the module is called "Programming Language Concepts"

Ayden Cooper
Ayden Cooper

Well, maybe you should read for it now since you're basically hitting the deadline.
Also programming, please god no.

Hunter Rivera
Hunter Rivera

Jayden Price
Jayden Price

William Allen
William Allen

Dicks.

Connor Carter
Connor Carter

Carson Martinez
Carson Martinez

Both. I don't think scoots has gotten to level 2 yet.

Lost that game, but I got a sweet treat so I wouldn't be so salty

how often does it work?

Logan Phillips
Logan Phillips

Is it gay or is it not gay?

Nicholas Diaz
Nicholas Diaz

do good though?
lose with dignity?

Owen Phillips
Owen Phillips

surrendered, sure

then I went to buy milk, they couldn't wait 10mins and then started without me

Jaxon Russell
Jaxon Russell

Hm
Once I think

Blake Richardson
Blake Richardson

ALLAHU ACKBAR

Andrew Morris
Andrew Morris

in all these months, once?

rip

Levi Morales
Levi Morales

impatient nerds.
ordering a feast

Easton Howard
Easton Howard

pic related mfw

Aiden Martin
Aiden Martin

lol. both.

Gabriel Carter
Gabriel Carter

Kind of intrigued how that will turn out though.

Nathaniel Carter
Nathaniel Carter

Tfw wake the fuck up feeling like SHIT

Gabriel Perry
Gabriel Perry

I think he will rage
so much fucking this

William Green
William Green

In my opinion it's all uncharted waters from now on.

Samuel White
Samuel White

Parker Martin
Parker Martin

mfw

Charles Brown
Charles Brown

tfw no cutie to suck your dick while you make meme music.

Brody Hall
Brody Hall

how is it possible to wake up and feel this much like SHIT

Nathaniel Scott
Nathaniel Scott

Grim stop being a bitch and bitching to Lexi.

Eli Anderson
Eli Anderson

CYOA with Scarlet

you awake, your mouth is incredibly parched and you are feeling quite like shit, so you fancy yourself some pop to wet the ol whistle

you go to the fridge and have these options

Wwyd?

Pitch Black
Baja Blast
Orange Fanta
Code Red
Tropical Punch Kool- Aid

Ryder Moore
Ryder Moore

[bitches to you too]

Nicholas Peterson
Nicholas Peterson

by not posting cock.

Mason Richardson
Mason Richardson

you shits couldn't wait 10mins

js

Brayden Powell
Brayden Powell

needing others to fight their battles.

Gabriel Cook
Gabriel Cook

*unsheathes katana*

Daniel Reed
Daniel Reed

You can wait 20 minutes.

Benjamin Lee
Benjamin Lee

coffee

Isaac Brooks
Isaac Brooks

guys I'm really fucking thirsty can someone continue the CYOA

I don't want to die my man

Joshua Green
Joshua Green

is the game going that badly?

Matthew Taylor
Matthew Taylor

invalid syntax

Chase Scott
Chase Scott

what the fuck is that shit

Drink water fffs

Owen Ross
Owen Ross

whichever you like the most. It quenches the best.

White Out.

Aiden Davis
Aiden Davis

yup

Jayden Williams
Jayden Williams

SAMMY REI

Bentley Parker
Bentley Parker

yuropoors
drinking water

Have you guys not been high given the sweet gift of pop yet? It's quite good

Carter Nguyen
Carter Nguyen

dont get diabetes

Ian Martin
Ian Martin

Did he ever become the pirate king?

Ethan Phillips
Ethan Phillips

get bottlefed sugar syrups as a child
lele uropoors angry they're not addicted to piss xDDD

ok

Blake Hernandez
Blake Hernandez

I DON'T HAVE WHITE OUT

I don't think they sell it anymore

I think I'll go for some refreshing Baja blast to kick-start my day :)

Adam Rogers
Adam Rogers

You're missing out my man

Europe truly us a back water

Nolan Williams
Nolan Williams

eUROPE IS THE CENTRE OF gLOBAL CULTURE.
CHECK YOURSELF

Jayden Torres
Jayden Torres

I thought that was China

Logan Ward
Logan Ward

They better not stop selling it. That would piss me off.

There was nothing like a good White Out after being locked in an abandoned jail interrogation room for 2.5 days and walking home barefooted & dehydrated with the sun beating down on you. I have very fond mbosnianries of that drink.

Josiah Barnes
Josiah Barnes

fond mbosnianries*

Evan Barnes
Evan Barnes

I thought that was Japan

Jonathan Green
Jonathan Green

60D D4]\/[ ]/\[0RD F1|_73R5.... P|-|U|<|< 17 7|-|3]\[

Nathaniel Sanchez
Nathaniel Sanchez

Not yet.

Isaac Cook
Isaac Cook

When I lead my glorious March upon the Caliphate of Londinium in 2050, as the day of the rope is in full effect, I promise to you my fellow anglos, that the mighty Thames will run with Mountain Dew Code Red, to signify a sweet but bloody victory over the Islamic hordes.

For the next millennium all taps in England on victory day will have sweet code red coming out of them

David Allen
David Allen

I thought that was South Korea

Gabriel Howard
Gabriel Howard

IF I'M ELECTED AS GOD EMPEROR OF MAN KIND I PROMISE TO YOU, THE MIGHTY THAMES WILL RUN RED WITH THE BLOOD OF OUR ENEMIES AND THE SWEET SWEET NECTAR OF VICTORY AND FREEDOMS, CODE RED

ALLAHU ACKBAR

Alexander Jones
Alexander Jones

He's so senpai race
I'm tired of watching that anime though

Asher Thompson
Asher Thompson

little babylon 666

ride the beast

Jayden Carter
Jayden Carter

i will now take ALL of the vicodin

Easton Gomez
Easton Gomez

I've seen all of it and read the manga.

Things are kicking off.

Hunter Robinson
Hunter Robinson

lololol

SHRERKT

Nathaniel Mitchell
Nathaniel Mitchell

Erio-chan made it for me <3

Noah Watson
Noah Watson

Mason Barnes
Mason Barnes

i will not rest until we have built Jerusalem

i will not rest until we have built Jerusalem

i will not rest until we have built Jerusalem

i will not rest until we have built Jerusalem

i will not rest until we have built Jerusalem

i will not rest until we have built Jerusalem

i will not rest until we have built Jerusalem

Henry Perez
Henry Perez

look at video
notice its not my /a/ valentines day video
get pissed
realise i haven't made once sine 2013

fuck...........

Mason Carter
Mason Carter

I love the whore of babylon.

boops forehead

Brayden Martinez
Brayden Martinez

these xans willl have you lit af fam

Gavin Flores
Gavin Flores

Jerusalem is such an amazing poem.

Chase Allen
Chase Allen

takes all the Xannies and passes the FUCK out

Justin Rogers
Justin Rogers

but why?

Carter Howard
Carter Howard

careful not to black out.
Watch this video, it's hilarious.

James Green
James Green

some chicks find that breaking out of their eggs to begin their life is too much of a difficult task, so they dont do it

Jose Jones
Jose Jones

too many people started paying attention to me and going to my youtube and it freaked me the fart out

Evan Stewart
Evan Stewart

SKRRRRRT

Gavin Sanders
Gavin Sanders

its a /dreamyouhaveapussy/ episode where you imagine being able to be used as an onahole all day

David Reyes
David Reyes

https://i.4cdn.org/gif/1463251106000.webm

Isaac Howard
Isaac Howard

So cute
I want one someday

Nicholas Price
Nicholas Price

That could be a nice thing.

Carter Butler
Carter Butler

hi thred

Joshua Russell
Joshua Russell

anyone else waiting for it to peck that bitches fucking eye out?

smash that like button

Parker Hall
Parker Hall

lizards fart??

Carter Nelson
Carter Nelson

i know that fucking feeling

William Scott
William Scott

tfw waiting for mommy to fucking LEAVE so i can take this vicodin

GROAN ZONE..........o.O

Jonathan Phillips
Jonathan Phillips

wtf dude read discord.

Kayden Anderson
Kayden Anderson

I will teach it to rap

Hudson Perry
Hudson Perry

LOL I DIDNT EVEN TELL HER ABOUT MY IDEA

ROFLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL

WORLDSTARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

Chase Walker
Chase Walker

is she leaving?? we needta go shopin

Eli King
Eli King

SHOULD I WAKE HER UP UI???????

UI??????????????

Luis James
Luis James

WILL I BE ABLE TO FUNCTION GOING SHOPPING ON 20MG OF HYDROCODONE?

Nathaniel Sullivan
Nathaniel Sullivan

yes if she needs to leave for work or whatever.

we need NEED to go shopping

Jonathan Bennett
Jonathan Bennett

I think so

Thomas Sanchez
Thomas Sanchez

idgaf, if u can walk u can function

Josiah Johnson
Josiah Johnson

It me

Levi Cruz
Levi Cruz

20MG OF HYDROCODONE
That's not that much.

Carson Harris
Carson Harris

im 5'3

and i have only done it once but with 10mg simply to help with this pain
JUST
FUCK
MY
SHIT
UP
FAM

Henry Brown
Henry Brown

hi

Isaac Price
Isaac Price

that right there is a good time

Blake Flores
Blake Flores

20mg is a lot to low tolerance plebians.

hiihihihihihihihihhi~

Nathan Wood
Nathan Wood

Dominos are fucking useless.

Bentley Roberts
Bentley Roberts

IM NOT EVEN SUPPOSED TO BE HERE TODAY

Caleb Moore
Caleb Moore

don't you tilde at me

Anthony Reed
Anthony Reed

WAKE UP

TELL ALISON TO PUT ON A LITTLE MAKE UP.

YOU WANTED TO! go to the store

Julian Wright
Julian Wright

wake up in the mornin feelin like a valued k-mart customer

Chase Stewart
Chase Stewart

I can't believe k-mart still exists.

Camden Thomas
Camden Thomas

*cums*

Hudson Gutierrez
Hudson Gutierrez

daily reminder

Caleb Gray
Caleb Gray

WHERE IS THE WD40

Jackson Evans
Jackson Evans

Okay okay Okay... I'll watch it again, I love when the marines attack him and he gets away somehow

Can you tell me a little about it? I'm still practicing Satanism but I don't know a lot....
and i'm dumb

Jonathan Price
Jonathan Price

scarlet is running the thread

so fucking cute

Cooper Cook
Cooper Cook

anyone else know this /abstract/ feel?

Jacob Martinez
Jacob Martinez

There is a good documentary somehwere. let me find it for you <3

Evan Stewart
Evan Stewart

i want better future for my children

thats why im going to kill mick romney

Easton Garcia
Easton Garcia

u mean
this feel?

Nolan Young
Nolan Young

put em up my man u've never h ad a fight with a REAL man before..

Jordan Price
Jordan Price

Isle 17, top shelf

Joshua Sullivan
Joshua Sullivan

there is a hidden meaning behind this image

Christopher Jenkins
Christopher Jenkins

wanting children

Oliver Baker
Oliver Baker

Yes please!

Charles Wilson
Charles Wilson

ui

DO I WAKE MY MOMMY UP?????????

Ian Lewis
Ian Lewis

with your take. fuck em while theyre sleeping

Carson Perez
Carson Perez

she likes it when i do that...

but we dont have time

James Butler
James Butler

Faggots and sluts, all of you

Tyler Wood
Tyler Wood

d i c k has been filtered?

Jaxon Walker
Jaxon Walker

dick

Juan Ortiz
Juan Ortiz

did I really just fucking do an epic brain fart -_-

Ryan Reed
Ryan Reed

M A G Y A R

Carson Hughes
Carson Hughes

top 10 scoot epic fails of 2016 any aneki-boy WONT want to miss.....

Nolan Williams
Nolan Williams

You are not one right?

Adam Perez
Adam Perez

took me a while to find it, but here.

I said yes damnit

Ryan Rodriguez
Ryan Rodriguez

behold a MAN

NEM NEM SOHA x---D

Jayden Thomas
Jayden Thomas

when someone adds you from a thread where u posted ur skype 2 months ago and immediately asks for your picture

Cooper Gutierrez
Cooper Gutierrez

:3

Jace Murphy
Jace Murphy

[12:12:51 PM] Tom: England!
[12:13:07 PM] Devlin: o crap
[12:13:13 PM] Tom: ?
[12:15:41 PM] Devlin: asalaam alaykum
[12:16:03 PM] Tom: Pardon?
[12:17:35 PM] Devlin: asalaam alaykum kaffur
[12:17:57 PM] Tom: And also with you

Kevin King
Kevin King

triple ocean drag holy shit

Brody Russell
Brody Russell

Oh you just posted on international sites

My countrymen tend to be depraved but I'm still glad I don't really find them in places like this

Fucking scared me for a second there

Jason Taylor
Jason Taylor

-hugs you tightly- thank you so very much <3
I will watch this later when I'm not so busy

~~~
bbl

Dylan Hill
Dylan Hill

T U R A N

Nathan Stewart
Nathan Stewart

-stabs you in the back-

shanks a lot huh

Brody Ortiz
Brody Ortiz

PUT THE KNIFE DOWN WTF

Kayden Morris
Kayden Morris

Hazám fia vagy? Vagy csak szavakkal dobálózol?

Jonathan Powell
Jonathan Powell

csíny ;)

Robert Miller
Robert Miller

Michael Russell
Michael Russell

no good posters online

Asher Taylor
Asher Taylor

hmmm

Luis Martinez
Luis Martinez

this place
good posters

Oliver White
Oliver White

Halal

Dominic Bell
Dominic Bell

;~;

Landon Gomez
Landon Gomez

James Foster
James Foster

hi bard

Tyler Sanders
Tyler Sanders

Hol vannak az ékezetes betűid ember

Ayden Anderson
Ayden Anderson

الى الله أعظم من كل و المسيح الدجال الشيطان الذي يحكم العالم السفلي .

Jeremiah Flores
Jeremiah Flores

peanut butter makes autistic people grow stronger

Jaxson Howard
Jaxson Howard

IS SHE UPPPPPPP

Adam Martin
Adam Martin

I was just listeneing to peanut butter

Chase Rodriguez
Chase Rodriguez

non existent.

Matthew Martinez
Matthew Martinez

play this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9ItGGti5aPM
watch this

Aiden Lewis
Aiden Lewis

Question

how do you want your body put to rest after death?

Julian Bennett
Julian Bennett

what u want
PUSSY

madman
ya man im blaring music
i wont be dying ;)

James Harris
James Harris

but im watching a dark souls viewer run
its pretty dope

i want this thread to lower my grave so they can let me down one last time

Luis Walker
Luis Walker

I don't wish to rest in death.

solve coagula

Levi Mitchell
Levi Mitchell

Cremation.

No bugs are eatting my body.

Sebastian Campbell
Sebastian Campbell

both of u get ready

Owen James
Owen James

Six feet under, the cold hard ground. Til my last day, I'll be lovin' you

Bentley Stewart
Bentley Stewart

you asked for this

Dylan Lee
Dylan Lee

Not even...
This one?

Kevin Jones
Kevin Jones

I want this too

idk how I want my ashes dealt with though

probably scattered into the ocean or around a place of significance to me

Xavier Allen
Xavier Allen

im pussy?

Cooper Morgan
Cooper Morgan

These are killing me

Caleb Cook
Caleb Cook

islamic communism

my dick can onnly get so erect

Evan Thomas
Evan Thomas

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Syrian_Social_Nationalist_Party

Matthew James
Matthew James

im pussy?

Kevin Cook
Kevin Cook

Are you gonna drink my ashes like chocolate milk mix?
Just put them in an urn or something.

Joseph Howard
Joseph Howard

Levi Cook
Levi Cook

I loved watching popeye as a kid.

no fucking way.
what if some retard snorts my ashes or something?

Jeremiah Phillips
Jeremiah Phillips

I want you inside of me for the rest of eternity >////<

Evan Sanchez
Evan Sanchez

The manga was god tier.

the anime was shit tier.

Jayden Martin
Jayden Martin

put your own ashes in an urn

Nicholas Ross
Nicholas Ross

sliced up for science experiments and kept in jars until needed

Jason Ward
Jason Ward

thats wat ii heard :)

Logan Campbell
Logan Campbell

*cyms*

Jeremiah Green
Jeremiah Green

would you preserve your consciousness in a computer if it was possible?

Hudson Walker
Hudson Walker

yes
100%

Chase Lopez
Chase Lopez

LOL

Leo Nelson
Leo Nelson

Jason Ross
Jason Ross

You don't live in florida though.

http://www.foxnews.com/us/2012/12/09/florida-man-gets-jail-for-allegedly-stealing-snorting-cremated-remains.html

Thats pretty damn lewd.
I probably will one day.

Blake Morris
Blake Morris

I would push your keys and molest your hardware

Chase Nelson
Chase Nelson

IKNEW SHIT LIKE THIS HAD ALREADY HAPPENED

FUCKING EVERYONE I KNOW FROM JACKSONVILLE IS A NUT

Owen Jones
Owen Jones

Never heard of ocala though

Ethan Diaz
Ethan Diaz

hello ban how are you todayy

Ryder Davis
Ryder Davis

scarlet
Scarlet
scarlet scarlet
scarlet
Scarlet
scarlet scarlet
scarlet
Scarlet
scarlet scarlet
scarlet
Scarlet
scarlet scarlet

are u rdy

Colton Kelly
Colton Kelly

You only hear about Florida all the time because their state police records are public

Adrian Lopez
Adrian Lopez

alison is getting ready

Leo White
Leo White

when my step mom and dad divorced my moms dog ran 5 miles across town to my dads house and was waiting in the front yard when he got home.

Daniel Ortiz
Daniel Ortiz

heroic

Justin Allen
Justin Allen

Don't post articles about me ?

Parker Thompson
Parker Thompson

just because pit bulls are the breed chosen by niggers doesnt mean theyre bad

a dogs behavior is 99% his training

it's just that there is a much larger disparity of apes choosing pit bulls as the fighting dogs that they raise to be killers

they arent born that way

Charles Butler
Charles Butler

Yeah but they sound cute af.
Hungover
Floridas public masturbation rate is like the highest in the US.
Stop getting jailed then.

Dominic Wood
Dominic Wood

#NotAllPitBulls

Samuel Miller
Samuel Miller

Genetics prove pit bulls were breeded for fighting/killing.

I'm not saying they can't be domesticated, but they tend to be easily decieved into being agressive if not properly taken care of.

moreso then other dog breeds.

Liam Wood
Liam Wood

Never really though about that. The concept has a lot of philosophical issues to consider though.

Alexander Martinez
Alexander Martinez

no they werent lol
they were bred to be nanny dogs/farm hands
literally google it

it's just that theyre strong
so niggers choose them
shouldnt talk about things you dont know about

Jaxon King
Jaxon King

Rate my personality

Xavier Nelson
Xavier Nelson

RCAIST
RACIST
RACIST
RACIST
RACIST
link test my man

Lincoln Gutierrez
Lincoln Gutierrez

I was trying to ruse you, and it worked.

Colton Butler
Colton Butler

http://www.celebritytypes.com/global-style/test.php

Ayden Phillips
Ayden Phillips

once ashes stop being so fun to snort I will

Connor Morgan
Connor Morgan

link test/10

like?

Christopher Reyes
Christopher Reyes

Cummies.

Jacob Peterson
Jacob Peterson

i was just pretending to be retarded
okay mate...

Landon Ortiz
Landon Ortiz

I knew you would say this too.

Dominic Lopez
Dominic Lopez

105 q's

ugh

Charles Roberts
Charles Roberts

Test is here!

http://www.celebritytypes.com/global-style/test.php

Camden Clark
Camden Clark

bullies are one of the nicest loving breeds around, and htey also have the strongest jaws of any breed of dog

Andrew Myers
Andrew Myers

What?
Don't snort my ashes.

Brayden Thomas
Brayden Thomas

Too late

Gabriel Kelly
Gabriel Kelly

Wish me luck

Andrew Young
Andrew Young

Bulldog?

Heres one of mine.

Xavier Ramirez
Xavier Ramirez

desu triggers me

luck wished

Noah Flores
Noah Flores

lmao

Jayden Rodriguez
Jayden Rodriguez

I'm not even made of ashes yet.
y tho

Robert Bell
Robert Bell

pssh, idon't need it
nothing personell kid

Isaac Howard
Isaac Howard

rifk.

pitbulls, but english bullies are cool too

Jose Young
Jose Young

I made a time machine and snorted you
?????????

Ayden Garcia
Ayden Garcia

luck rescinded
and then some
you now have negative luck

just how he acts sometimes
and his irl choices
but I haven't met him so I don't feel like I know him enough to fully judge

Asher Lewis
Asher Lewis

That is why i did not link it at first

Jayden Wood
Jayden Wood

Telescopes are technically time machines

Dominic Flores
Dominic Flores

Try to stay out of my head this time

Jason Roberts
Jason Roberts

at least it's comprehensive

Thomas Lewis
Thomas Lewis

The sunlight looks like a butcher knife

Owen Price
Owen Price

Desu is subhuman

Zachary Lee
Zachary Lee

how'd I get in in the first place

Camden Taylor
Camden Taylor

hue

Ryder Ramirez
Ryder Ramirez

All it wants to do is be a lap dog.
Did it kill you?
I think you take his attention seeking too seriously.
Maybe it is

James Sullivan
James Sullivan

r8 my personality

Isaiah Richardson
Isaiah Richardson

dont you say that

Aaron Miller
Aaron Miller

Probably

100% sadistic

fuck off

Josiah Ross
Josiah Ross

the second part of my post was for

Nathaniel Scott
Nathaniel Scott

whats wrong with that?

Mason Young
Mason Young

So many negative connotations

I feel like you lied on it

Cameron Barnes
Cameron Barnes

but i actually told the truth on all the answers..

Adam Gonzalez
Adam Gonzalez

w e w

Aiden Hall
Aiden Hall

Yea

Jonathan Cooper
Jonathan Cooper

You didn't tell me to fuck off Grim senpai~

Luis Reyes
Luis Reyes

because I know that you are a sdistic person

Jackson Richardson
Jackson Richardson

I DONT UNDERSTAND WHATS WRONG WITH THAT?

Elijah Ortiz
Elijah Ortiz

MAYBE I AM IN DENIAL ABOUT YOUR SADISTICTENDENCIES

Ian Moore
Ian Moore

Oh! :D

Also, I expected your dependent scores to be way higher. Maybe you have changed a bit.

Jose Perry
Jose Perry

Nice

Aaron Scott
Aaron Scott

why does everyone assume that im a little masochistic slut?

im narcissistic and sadistic as hell

i dont even like physical pain at all and i dont think i deserve it all

i dont let my gf slap me or hit me

Camden Murphy
Camden Murphy

how do I seem dependent

iunno

Dominic Scott
Dominic Scott

look at me I'm a self diagnosed psychopath how cool is that

Cooper Smith
Cooper Smith

lolololol

Ethan Bailey
Ethan Bailey

Look at me, i am self proclaimed psychonaut

Brody Bailey
Brody Bailey

Dominic Robinson
Dominic Robinson

There are all sorts really. If the thing was capable of creating new thoughts and mbosnianries it would diverge from your conciousness and no longer be a copy of you, if it couldn't then it would just be a computer unable to develop in any way.

Landon Rogers
Landon Rogers

mbosnianries
mbosnianries, no idea how that happened

Jaxson Cox
Jaxson Cox

Oh its a filter?

Ryder Jenkins
Ryder Jenkins

i never said i was a psychopath
are u autistic with no ability to read?
i am clinically diagnosed with ASPD and thats that
smh

Hunter Perry
Hunter Perry

Things are becoming slightly strange
Better get ready

Ayden Adams
Ayden Adams

casper is a tranny now?

Dylan Gonzalez
Dylan Gonzalez

You haven't asserted your dominance over the threads like I have. That is why

Your desire for a gf mostly. You seem to be clingy to me from what little I have heard about you. Its why I can see the 0% schizoid and low avoidant scores. Maybe I am just confusing "dependent" with extroverted

Isaac Cruz
Isaac Cruz

Good on ya mate
Not just you, anyone who gives half a shit about tests like that is retarded

Jack Reyes
Jack Reyes

Don't do that

Angel Cook
Angel Cook

look at me, I am from a third world shit hole

Luke Martin
Luke Martin

ily murder

Christian Phillips
Christian Phillips

Don't fear, trump will make you great again

Samuel Ross
Samuel Ross

get told to take a test
take it
assume i take anything seriousl

i am clinically diangosed with ASPD, its not even 100% on there

what makes u think i take it seriously, ur acting very pompous my turkic friend
Maybe I am just confusing "dependent" with extroverted

dependent people are rarely extroverted

You haven't asserted your dominance over the threads like I have. That is why

DADDY NEEDS TO CUM

Thomas Cooper
Thomas Cooper

I know, I know

o.O

Then I am confusing things

Ryder Nguyen
Ryder Nguyen

Hey everybody

Jack Cook
Jack Cook

you're hurting me baby

Jonathan Flores
Jonathan Flores

I think I did well enough on that personality quiz thing

Robert Myers
Robert Myers

craaaawling in myyyy skiiiiinnnnnnnnnn

Kayden Roberts
Kayden Roberts

tfw u call ur mommy a stupid cunt and she goes to slap u but u do a pouty face and say ur sorry and hug her before she does

devlish

Jonathan Hernandez
Jonathan Hernandez

What is borderline?

Christian Fisher
Christian Fisher

how is shiro? I haven't seen shiro in god knows how long.

Elijah Bell
Elijah Bell

Something something Borderlands.

Thomas Murphy
Thomas Murphy

For example you call borderline faggot everyone in here who claims to be not a faggot

The rest true, genuine fags

Justin Reed
Justin Reed

That is a lot of bars filled!

Andrew Clark
Andrew Clark

http://www.4chan.org/flash?file=dsfargeg.swf&title=dsfargeg

Josiah Morgan
Josiah Morgan

Borderline personality disorder may be characterized by the following signs and symptoms:

Markedly disturbed sense of identity
Frantic efforts to avoid real or imagined abandonment
Splitting ("black-and-white" thinking)
Severe impulsivity
Intense or uncontrollable bosniantional outbursts that often seem disproportionate to the event or situation
Unstable and chaotic interpersonal relationships
Self-damaging behavior
Distorted self-image[3]
Dissociation
Frequently accompanied by depression, anxiety, anger, substance abuse, or rage

The most distinguishing symptoms of BPD are marked sensitivity to rejection or criticism, and intense fear of possible abandonment.[10] Overall, the features of BPD include unusually intense sensitivity in relationships with others, difficulty regulating bosniantions, and impulsivity. Other symptoms may include feeling unsure of one's personal identity, morals, and values; having paranoid thoughts when feeling stressed; dissociation and depersonalization; and, in moderate to severe cases, stress-induced breaks with reality or psychotic episodes.

I've been diagnosed with this at least 4 different times by different clinical psychologists, I know a lot about how it works. AMA reddit. (can an admin reddit confirm this? thanks)

Parker Campbell
Parker Campbell

Oh

What's the borderline mean

Elijah Cox
Elijah Cox

Wow

Joshua Bennett
Joshua Bennett

Yeah it's been awhile. I'm doing good tho. Just got up from a nap. Doing some cleaning, putting posters up, and setting up meetings for when I got to LA at the end of the month

How've you been? :3c

Jayden Walker
Jayden Walker

Yeah, look at all those high scores and pretty colors

Jace Davis
Jace Davis

I always called myself a Paranoid Attention Whore with Chronic Depression, so I guess the test nailed the important parts.

lol

Dylan Evans
Dylan Evans

Hoh.

Jason Howard
Jason Howard

Just livin the dream ya know.

fastrack to cosmic unity and whatnot.

Ian Davis
Ian Davis

the filter was e‏mo
it seems nobody here has taste so i'll rbosnianve it

Mason Roberts
Mason Roberts

it was so funny

Austin Myers
Austin Myers

Oh.
I don't think this was a very good test.
Many questions I felt needed more than just a "yes" or "no"

Luke Gutierrez
Luke Gutierrez

Get rid of all filters.

Jaxon Hill
Jaxon Hill

Basically you jump from really happy to really sad very quickly

At least you know!

Hunter Murphy
Hunter Murphy

this is a different one i took
i took this while going through a bout of psychosis x)

Landon Hill
Landon Hill

cool story

Ryan Campbell
Ryan Campbell

Ohhh? Tell me about this fastrack thing you're doing?
I've been doing yoga, meditating, and some other holistic stuff

Samuel Turner
Samuel Turner

You'll have a better chance of convincing me to cut my own throat

Henry Martin
Henry Martin

Because internet personality tests are a good measure of anything.

Angel Parker
Angel Parker

Basically you jump from really happy to really sad very quickly

no thats bipolar

thats not what Borderline Personality Disorder is at all my man

Ian Rogers
Ian Rogers

bipolar?

Hunter Rivera
Hunter Rivera

http://i.4cdn.org/f/Birdy%20Sanders.swf

Isaiah Johnson
Isaiah Johnson

Gonna go play left4dead
Talk later, love.

TOP KEK

Brayden Powell
Brayden Powell

Why? Everyone hated them when Erin kept changing them around and adding filters on whims.
The only difference is people put spaces in the face that gets filtered or Luka adds periods to his "bumps".

Asher Foster
Asher Foster

Just like internet IQ tests they are 10000% true

Ryder Wright
Ryder Wright

you're hurting me baby

Blake Richardson
Blake Richardson

youve hurt my baby

Juan Rodriguez
Juan Rodriguez

Hmm.

Gabriel Richardson
Gabriel Richardson

http://i.4cdn.org/f/gardevoir%20paizuri.swf
http://i.4cdn.org/f/gardevoir%20paizuri.swf
http://i.4cdn.org/f/gardevoir%20paizuri.swf

Evan Bailey
Evan Bailey

Your personality style is:
Multiple Personality Styles
They know too much, time to change my personality all over again and get the tinfoil out.

Or maybe it has something to do with Trump and the wall & border.

Easton Allen
Easton Allen

I have a 199 IQ. A test on Facebook told me this.
It couldn't possibly be lying.

Dylan Sanders
Dylan Sanders

barak obama stole ,my baby

Wyatt Mitchell
Wyatt Mitchell

Drugs don't exist
this is an elaborate ruse someone made to prove i dont have charachter
and also that i am gullible, since every high ever has been placebo

well played

Nicholas Evans
Nicholas Evans

it's just that sweden doesn't have real drugs.

Drugs do exist

Thomas Kelly
Thomas Kelly

em­o=bosnian
lmao

I guess you would have to define consciousness in general before even thinking about trying to transport it
like, if it was some super complex algorithm, and it just continued it, but using a computer, I think it would still be you

few years back, yeah
nowadays I just wanna be successful. I don't worry about love too much anymore

I'm definitely more extroverted though, after meeting all those new people at ax and working with children

A+

Brody Phillips
Brody Phillips

I fucking believe it!

What's up SD

Julian Thomas
Julian Thomas

*RIPSSS*

Jordan Wood
Jordan Wood

Just chilling, supposed to be studying some math currently, but you know that procrastination is one hellu'va drug.
You?

Ethan Flores
Ethan Flores

Oh shit
Tell me the fagbook page of the dudes who make these images I fuckin forgot

Jaxon Jackson
Jaxon Jackson

say something entertaining and don't do your normal "says something entertaining" thing.

Jeremiah Lopez
Jeremiah Lopez

they have a twitter
no fb afaik

https://twitter.com/BirdsThoCo

Charles Jackson
Charles Jackson

WHY ARE THESE SO FUNNY RN

Henry Russell
Henry Russell

We are capable of using our compassion, intelligence, technology and our wealth to make abundant and meaningful life for everyone inhabiting this planet. To enhance enormously our understanding ofthe universe and to carry us to the stars.

-Carl Sagan

Kevin Ross
Kevin Ross

I did nothing today but read short stories and annotate them

Christopher Allen
Christopher Allen

They do and found it, thanks
Fuck I missed that page

Benjamin Ramirez
Benjamin Ramirez

annotate them
with cummies?

Eli Garcia
Eli Garcia





Jayden Cook
Jayden Cook

"i like to smoke big fat doobs, weed makes u peaceful self actualised ego-death inducing wonder drug... god put it in the earth"

t. carl sagan

Nicholas Flores
Nicholas Flores

Big boi cummies

Carter Nelson
Carter Nelson

((DO NOT REPLY))

Christian Hughes
Christian Hughes

MAth studying? Sounds like something that's easy to procrastinate. I'm just getting some stuff done. Really should draw today

Luis Mitchell
Luis Mitchell

oh snap
I just found it

lol

Gabriel Jackson
Gabriel Jackson

SPAM REE

Brayden Edwards
Brayden Edwards

but where did the birdie go?

Hunter Turner
Hunter Turner

yea, quit posting then.

Chase Murphy
Chase Murphy

grrrrrrrrrrr

James Jenkins
James Jenkins

LET'S GO SCARLET

Grayson Davis
Grayson Davis

80085
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80085
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ATTENTION

Xavier Price
Xavier Price

heh heh heh

yeah...

Juan Hall
Juan Hall

What does that even mean?

Jonathan Murphy
Jonathan Murphy

into the next dimension

Zachary Adams
Zachary Adams

Stein or Stain?

Isaac Cox
Isaac Cox

Or you are in on this ruse
it's pretty elaborate, so you might be

Cameron Davis
Cameron Davis

reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

Angel Wilson
Angel Wilson

SKREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

James King
James King

summarize it more or less

Sebastian Nguyen
Sebastian Nguyen

scarlet and ui go fuck so i dont have to read your posts

pls

Gabriel Smith
Gabriel Smith

Yeah, entry exams coming up and whatsoever.
I did get multiple things done today, but I don't really feel like studying when it's almost 12 pm.
Still need to do it though.
Any specific subject in your mind?

All about those good vibes and mojo.

Asher Baker
Asher Baker

DUDE WE'RE GOING SHOPPING

SNIFF MY FEET U SICK BASTURD FUCK..

Luis Hall
Luis Hall

Neat.

Lucas Bell
Lucas Bell

boo go fuck ur trannie dicks

Owen James
Owen James

we're so proud of you

Cooper Hill
Cooper Hill

OKay now read me one.

Justin Ramirez
Justin Ramirez

Ui getting his ass in mad

Adrian Gray
Adrian Gray

21st century schizoid man

Colton Howard
Colton Howard

Just what I feel like drawing really. I should work on basic shapes and what not, but this woman is about to send me some lewds when she stop being lazy. Well end up drawing her for like the 3rd time.

Also trying to figure out what else I want to do in LA. Got 4 meetings set up right now all at sports bars and cigar shops

Austin Edwards
Austin Edwards

tell someone i like turkic folk music
"LOL FUCKING /mu/ fag thats SO EDGY"
i dont even go on /mu/
u wouldnt understand then i guess, one sec i have a chart to explain it

when he whips out the infographs to explain why my taste is shit

Tyler Rodriguez
Tyler Rodriguez

I forgot how to read
I do my best
nobody
gives
a
shit

Aaron Watson
Aaron Watson

dont talk to me u fucking chipmunk lookin mother fucr ;)

Josiah Harris
Josiah Harris

Well if he has charts he must be right.

Nicholas Nguyen
Nicholas Nguyen

That guy made the entire movie.

drawing her for like the 3rd time.
Damn, drawing them like one of your french girls?
Maybe ask some locals what to do there?

Samuel Martinez
Samuel Martinez

FUCKKKKKKKKK

Mason Reyes
Mason Reyes

He was a blast

Nathan Hill
Nathan Hill

Totally blew the audience away.

Elijah Cruz
Elijah Cruz

refugees welcome

Noah Williams
Noah Williams

Haha yes like a french girl. She has a massive booty. Got her some bodysuits and lingerie for being good

Eh all the randoms in LA are either high out of their mind or scumbags. So far it's hitting the gym, meetings, tea shops, and all the little Asian towns. Might go to some clubs after I get some new clothes

Grayson Wright
Grayson Wright

Nice picture.
I dont have anymore.

Eli Howard
Eli Howard

GET OUT
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Brody Cooper
Brody Cooper

I made it myself

Chase Ortiz
Chase Ortiz

LMFAO

Brody Perez
Brody Perez

Got a thing going on with her, eh?
Sounds like solid plan then, just watch out for those earthquakes.

Well, it was expected with such an explosive entry.

John Bailey
John Bailey

Jack Stewart
Jack Stewart

very funny
damn

Angel Wood
Angel Wood

Matthew Myers
Matthew Myers

I'll be here all week

Thomas Ortiz
Thomas Ortiz

I already rbosnianved all of the old ones

Zachary Stewart
Zachary Stewart

This offends me as a vegan transgender atheist who vapes and crossfits 4 times a week and im also a male feminist as I identify myself as a pastafarian apache helicopter dog mega gluten free multi combo god of hyper death and if you dont agree with me You're an ignorant arrogant bigot globaphobic sexist lesbian racist

Jason Garcia
Jason Garcia

new

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