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nobody ever lets it hit the I suck dicks limit
it's not weaboo
I save images/caps because there are some moments that you just need to capture,
as for phone numbers, I agree
that was pretty fucked up, and I made my peace with anyone and everyone involved
I do treat female posters differently than males, because this is a sausagefest and it's nice to talk to a chick on here once in a while
I don't see the intimate stuff
maybe those female posters are already my friends?
Like wish and alexis
theres more than what meets the eye and the same goes for you too, I don't blame you for being very private in this place
because there are people like me lurking around :^_
If you mean the last set I took, I posted those pics because I like to irl blog
They weren't creepshots either, just pics of the food
I won't post pics of her and my face because privacy and all, y'know?
I appreciate your honesty though, clearing up these things should be priority #1.
Or you just get here.
Don't ask why, but Netherlands has some weird ass laws on it. 12 is legal as long as no parents actively object. Nor the kid
getting trolled from beyond the grave
so nothing specific you want to tell me?
ban this piece of shit
not just cooking it with a load of sauerkraut
SABRINA FUCK MY ARSE
well dot let it get in the way then
not enough resources to give a shit
fondle my testicles gently.
Sauerkraut is disgusting and you should feel bad
girls don't have kielbasas .///.
real men wear ak's
girls have everything
like thre house and dog
Sauerkraut is disgusting and you should feel bad
How do you live with yourself for having such shit tastes?
i mean it shouldn't be that hard
you don't have to tell me the whole story
you had enough time to textwall goggles but not write ~15words saying anything they did that was wrong?
I wish II had thre house and dog
that's very attractive, you know?
Shit taste is eating rotting steamed cabbage
if youre a girl yoiu can get them free
ur going over the 250 limit and its making me rl mad
I AHVE TO LOKUIP STUFF
i know this is fuckiing slow
but scarlet are tyou going blonde
I never claimed to be perfect myself, heh.
I do admit that it can get very sausage fest in here and it's not to talk to someone different.
I do value my privacy a whole lot and I guess it's been one of the factors I didn't enjoy talking to you a lot because of the fact that you go a bit too far sometimes with saving things.
why though? you seem to already have the knowledge
don't tell me you're just bullshitting me all this time! :)
Do I need a permission slip?
So you ARE a pedo? I don't think so.
literally telling me it was "covered up" but to find out i should fucking google it or watch a documentary
you're better than this
are you a she or a he, just say whatever you like and ill use it
nice to talk*
I can totalee stay under 250 latter charade limit
Yeah. Idk. I should be doing what I need to be doing here and now before I become a hermit. It just hard.
I legitimately wonder how many alcohol your mother consumed with pregnant.
I didn't look into that.
Permission is such an archaic concept.
I hope you are well today?
great, now I can use it good
Im ok. Really tired though. How are you?
loco be my bf
Locos are for objects
its my natural color
good, as you are ,ine... man, its freakish
Feeling rather worn down myself, thanks for asking!
Any plans for the day or night then eh?
Im a he btw, despite appreaancees
wait whyd you switch to brown first then
you should go to bed soon. you're 2drunk.
test went to fight his mum an d never returned
bet he lost
Waiting for a game to download so I can play it. Try not to move to much because of my leg.
I can tell
this is relieving
i switched to black
this is it being faded
and idk i was bored?
I can read people very easily. Don't worry about it.
oh shit okay.
I wish I could go with purple tbh
i know its tumblr tier but it sounds fiun
I ran out of pastries again
forgive english, i am Russia.
i come to study clothing and fashion at American university. i am here little time and i am very hard stress. i am gay also and this very difficult for me, i am very religion person. i never act to be gay with other men before. but after i am in america 6 weeks i am my friend together he is gay also. He was show me American fashion and then we are kiss.
We sex together. I never before now am tell my mother about gay because i am very shame. As i fock this American boy it is very good to me but also i am feel so guilty. I feel extreme guilty as I begin orgasm. I feel so guilty that I pick up my telephone and call Mother in Russia. I awaken her. It too late for stopping so I am cumming sex. I am very upset and guilty and crying, so I yell her, "I AM CUM FROM SEX" (in Russia). She say what? I say "I AM CUM FROM SEX" and she say you boy, do not marry American girl, and I say "NO I AM CUM FROM SEX WITH MAN, I AM IN ASS, I CUM IN ASS" and my mother very angry me. She not get scared though.
I hang up phone and am very embarrass. My friend also he is very embarrass. I am guilt and feel very stupid. I wonder, why do I gay with man? But I continue because when it spurt it feel very good in American ass.
Leg pain what happened there? no stress if ya arent feeling like sharing much
What else is on your mind?
Do they even have permission slips for field trips over there? I get that they need 'em here because we're disgustingly litigious, but...
Fell down the stairs and hurt my knee again. Walking with a damn cane again.
I'mma go ahead and say that's heavy as hell
My mom fell down the stairs not too long ago and was up in a neck brace for a minute
Lucky lucky it's just a leg, although that sounds like a real bitch
again pastries of out ran I
what a great talent
what the actual frick
That's a thing, yeah.
No going on trips without that.
Well, maybe some. I'm not sure whether I needed them EVERY time.
What if I bought you these?
running out of pastries is tricky
oh fuck i didnt mean to post lewd
jesus forvige me
Yeah. My leg is going to need surgery to fix.
It comes easy. Not much of a talent.
You'd need to watch your diet for the rest of the month.
that is like bootleg pastry tier whaaaa
I have some pastries for you
No judge I am russia
What do you even normally get?
damn thats hot
now i have to rape my gf when she gets home
i hope ur happy
God damn got you up by your Knee?
How long are you expected to be laid up from it?
now I kinda am tbh
hope its fun
Iget custard pastries or cinnamon buns
what are they?
le lexi face
I would rather have ice cream tbh. lol
Show me the good kind then.
Do you buy in bulk?
i can give you some but you gotta work for it
I wouldnt know how to teach it.
Until I get surgery. Which might not be for a while. I might go to school in the meantime.
IM NOT HAVING SLEEP AND IM TOTALLY FINE
ithas to be from an actual bakery andnot shipped with flappywings and floatyboats
Good quality vanilla ice cream would go well with a great warm pastry.
ye? wasted inc
it wont be
cus opiates make it so i cant cum
I HAVE SOME
Fuck viagra give me some oxies
what are you waiting for?
nnnn I wish I had the storage space and technical facilitations to build in bulk
I wanna kiss lexis feets !
ill jsut watch really closely
how do you even get roiund
Don't listen to Grim's lies. He is a creep! Ask Sarah
how do you satisfie
Neru brand pix pastries .
if I ever open a bakery
well i fucked her yesterday when i was on hydro
i did it for like an hour didnt have any sense of time
i couldnt cum but when i pulled out there was a fuck ton of cum
but i never orgasmed
so i dont know
it doesnt feel good if i dont orgasm
I wanna cook neru pastries and feel them to her
-makes you cum-
Same. Do you have any recurring dreams? I often dream about being back at the house I grew up in. Someone's banging on the door and I'm hiding behind the sofa.
Is that how long the gerbil's been stuck?
Did you ever forge your mom's signature on one of those? I got away with it once. Traced over a check she wrote. I got caught the second time I tried it though. Didn't get to go to Six Flags. But it's ok, because that was the day I learned it's more fun to stay behind on field trip days and have your run of the school.
I feel like they would have glitter in them.
i rly like his image
is drunk saturday weekend still in effect
wtf that sounds weird as hell.
isnt there some cool pills tjat fix that
It's a good one.
I used to have one when I was very little where I'd be dressed in armour and sent off into battle. I don't remember most of my dreams now.
Oh no. I had no reason to. I've never not been allowed.
I was too honest as a kid, too.
And perfect attendance and shit.
I even did my homework for most subjects.
you know it aint. i amreal talking now. wanna play?
is there eatable glitter
lets fuxk on the reg.
Any of you dudes listen to Nigga rap
but you live far away
I'll respect your privacy if you just ask me to, though
Don't judge me it was the first thing google showed me.
I sometimes listen to bob airplane and wiz khalifa taxisong
what do you mean apparently
you're in the opposite corner of the country scoots don't be ridiculous
Just pay attention to details I guess?
check this out bro
thatis pretty awesome
wha are my details
Bro do you listen to denzel fucking curry
I just got into him like the past week ago and he's blowing my mind
Cute. I used to dream that three old women were trying to kill me and only my cousin Mindy could save me, but she'd always be distracted and I'd die.
I did well in every class except math. I could do it if I concentrated (passed every test), but I just couldn't make myself sit down and do the homework.
For the sake of a fresh start.
Could you please be respectful of my privacy, it means a lot to me. I will also talk to you directly if something is wrong instead of insulting you.
Do you like any Kid Cudi?
Ihave never heard of kid cudi
You maybe might know this one
Kinda whix khalifa vibe
I don't know if I would eat it though.
I'm great at math, all the way to algebra.
But after that, it becomes horrid. no thanks.
I'm good at every subject I take interest in, and bad/meh in those that bore me.
aaaa it sounds pretty okai
I know him I hear he's really great
Have not had the chance to listen to him though
You are the hardest person to pick music for
This is what I I suck dicks at the moment but I am yet to hear something from him that isnt complete fire
Ultimate is amazing of course
heard one called Ice age that was great
and another called Parents I really enjoyed
Just getting into hiim myself though ahaha
pretty tricky yes
how seet you sound
want to sing amazing grace to my kids
bagpipe still hasnt been delivered
leaf blower bagpiep
Who is on the far right? Is that Teemo?
I liked history and English.
Did you play any sports? I tried to play basketball once, but I was too clumsy. Ran long distance track for a couple of years.
I haven't been into getting your dox or shit like that in the past 6mo really, but I won't poke and prod too deeply
you can add me on steam or discord if you wanna come to me directly about anything and avoid flak from here
artist self insert Ithink
sabrina. y. ;~;
Not actively. I was never fit, sportsy or athletic.
But I was always up for soccer and most other games.
I can sprint pretty well, but my endurance is terrible.
We'll work on that.
sabrina is? she in this post? if not then.... imma kill myself
It doesnt matter. Sabrina,
No hiding it from me, mister.
I'm in the mood to buy 5 double chocolate rice krispies bars.
They are fattening, it'll ruin your physique!
Cardio! Cardio, right?
Whaaaa? What's wrong?! What'd I miss. Who's doin' what where and why?
I couldn't give a shit.
Do you use snapchat?
I'll snap the bars to ya :D
respect me too.
moths are kyoot
Hello sister of mine how is yoru day
Yea, I have a snip snap, but I'm not too keen on sharing it with posters I don't really know.
We've talked before in the past but I don't really know you.
tfw no sleep
jesus come take me
Give me some respect as well.
Respect me, bitch
my irl friend met a furry
this was their reaction
Aw. Oh well.
I'll take pics and post em.
How's your Saturday going?
We haven't really talked in the past couple of days.
sorry if that came off as rude
focault pendulums are pretty dank
how goes it? what r u doin
bouta buy some sweet stufffff
we had a boss tc last night
I'm only asking. because of your statement right here:
You go without sleep pretty ooften huh
Just frat stuff and studying for finals.
Just doing computer things
im not favoured
That ain't all that nice.
You were not the poster I expected
That's fine though
how's the outlook so far?
Come now that's not true
I favour you and I know oothers do
Maybe its just the night that doesn't like you
WHYD YOU SAVE THAT NIGGER
cuz beautiful chocolate chip nips
lmao @ your guys brown nips
Not at all, which is why I was rather confused that you greeted me so warmly.
I'll be fine, I hope.
mine are pink
boo and I are nipple bros
Are you Texan?
If so, I know who you are. You shouldn't be surprised, either. We got of to a good foot last time.
So we can talk about it in private.
rainbows contain all colours right and not just 7 like people just say 7 because simplicity
Nope, New Hampshirite through and through.
I have a rhotecism, which may help you identify me!
This is a fun game but I fear that you don't remember me.
7 colors and everything in between
pink nipples turn me the fuck on
of all the parts of you i had to get grim
it had to be the nipples
you have to admit god made a mistake with us here
rainbows contain a lot of boring colours
tfw no milk
We don't need to, all i posed was a simple request.
here's scarlets also if you were looking for them
Hey Sabs, I'm going to bed. I'd stay up to talk with you, but I don't want to bother friends too much.
STOP POSTING THAT
i understand, you see all the colors everyday. But it's rare to see them up high in the sky!
Ohthankgoodness because I'm tired too. Good night, Cookie! Sweet dreams.
aha my ikeabedlamp makes rainbows
its not even 6 in the morning yet and people are alreadyt cycling in my street.
pls go to bed you sleepy bomber
scarlet has impressive tits for a man
is it even worth it at 6
I would say I wish I had tits but I like being skinny
it's worth it for me so i dont have to see your posts
ur a failtrap though arent you bard?
went for the long hair then gave up after?
even more motivated now
Hey back when I was young there wasn;t any failing about it
I had beautiful smooth strait hair and a kawaii girly face unmarred by acne or hair and a slender body with curves in all the right spots
let's see the pics
why do u h8 me
douchebags are repulsive
thought thats a basic one
That's a hard one
maybe one might be on my mac from back then
The furthest back I've got on this computer is the dogs
ask around maybe you can find it
do i have cute tits?
doesn't ring a bell
sorry I suck at guessing games..
nice to know
we don't need to
I have that insane look in my eyes
l-lick it off gently neru..
I wanna poke them
you kno w you want it
embrace your masculinity
do the best with what you've got
you can still be effeminate
boyish > girly
You said a word that's wicked close in spelling to my name!
I do not think so.
Been at it for 2 or 3 years now
A shame, but that's what being a man does I guess
You're pretty girly yourself ;)
that might hurt
cummies for grim
guess I have to be extra gentle then
DONT JUDHE ME I AM A FREE SPRIRIT
i give up
I want to fuck scarlet.
sabby is in Texas.
STOP SAYING THAT WORD
I do not consent
so do it
I'll take that as you saying uncle.
My name's Socks!
I kknow you
is your favourite meal
I do not remember you.
I am sorry.
I already fapped today.
took me like an hour to cum and I shot my pillow.
But nobody is fucking you :3
ILL FUCKIN DESTROY YOU TOKAI
what the frick
oh. i bet they'd feel nice against your lips too
kekno. just Asian genetics.
means I'll look young and boyish.
if I put work into it I could trap. maybe.
but it's not really the aesthetic I want for myself.
YOU CAN ONLY GET IT UP ONCE A DAY???
also here is your image
ehh? i know she lives somewhere in texas
i was only wondering if sabrina is still around
he can't last an hour
amI being detained
amI being detained
I stamina train
tfw ur just a man pretneding to be a woman on the internet
not fap for 4 hours
all i ask is that you respect me as well, just as you will respect goggles.
i've never came from sex in under 30 minutes.
My first time having sex it took me 3 hours
Figured, we never really conversed in the past
The last time I posted here was months ago.
oh yes I remember everybody
what brings youu back then guest?
Well.. I mean I can do more than an hour but not of non stop stuff.
No, you may pass unmolested.
tfw i cant read the screen becuase i dont have gasses on
WOT i DO
THE ONLY WAY TO SEE IS TO GASS
is that a holocaust joke?
One part boredom, one part lookin for a friend who posts here, one part why not :D
Who are ya looking for maybe I can help
I FINALLY SEE
FÜHRER HERE I COME
u should put my glasses on
i feel like a PLANKTON
Starting the second season
Is he gonna fuck the white bitch?
I prefer the latin nurse bitch
start posting with the namefield.
and join us.
live here in this hell with us
Its kicking off now lads.
sabrina must be really sleepy right now
90% of people marry there 7th grade love. since u have read this, u will be told good news 2night. if u don't pass this on nine comments ur worst week starts now this isn't fake. apparently if u copy and paste this on ten comments in the next ten minutes you will have the best day of ur life tomorrow. you will either get kissed or asked out in the next 53 minutes someone will say i love u
DESTROY THE WHITE MAN
WHAT I LEARNED IN ANIMUS WAS! _ _ ___.
should i come on tinychat
is it even on anymore?
i don't understand how people can't last
that must suck
if you come on tinychat it will be
sudden loss of confidence
I am gone
Uh.. I don't know if this person is all that well liked so I'd rather not name names.
But if I see em, I'll say hi!
But I've been posting with a name for 5 years by now!
What's the harm in not using a name for a night?
post more tits
iunno. I'm not one of those people.
it just crashed on me and scoots was a zombie so nah.
unless you can get more folk for it.
on record, i don't remember this at all
ok who will come on tinychat with me
what is thaat?
but dont invite other traps, all they do is make fun of me
im too weak for that atm
don't sudden loss of confidence yourself
figure out what's wrong
what you can really do to help
if you can't do anything, then it's pointless to feel bad
you were freindly~
It's worked out for me so far.
it looks like it
glad you dont remember
i don't understand how people can't last
the average time is like, 5-10 minutes
almost everywhere in the world
they've performed studies
they're just jelly of your beauty
I am the one percent.
You went to bed right after i turned on the dimlight,
well that's what i assumed since you stopped posting after that
I just opened that tc and scoots just sleeping there in his chair
did u miss my post?
most likely, when was it?
i can get off pretty fast
this one time with this couple who had toys the girl used the toys to see which of us could cum faster
i won. must suck to be circumscribed.
must be something in the water
well it's not bad
I mean I can kinda control is tbh
not always though
right here ;~;
-sits on the floor with a plate of smooth cooked scrambled eggs and cream, ladled over thick cut toast and accompanied by pan roasted mushrooms and cherry tomatos with a savory spiced olive oil coating.
oh right, i apologize. i must have missed that.
Wow thats super lame.
just means you're less likely to get bjs
because your so will be disappoint he/she can't make you cum
nobody wants to be down there with a sore jaw for an hour
gotta give them what they want.
tell me stories like this
pls join boys
what a gay little meal
the guy seemed sad that i was having more fun and blamed his lack of fun because his religion dictated he be "mutilated"
did you even read what i said?
-holds out a plate to you, garnished with fresh diced chives?-
tokai u mather fackr
*sniffles and hugs*
pls dont forget me~
that you have less control than you initially made yourself out to have
no, i want greasy fast food pls.
there are some difference between forgetting on purpose, and missing a reply.
I'm not just trying to bully you at this point but don't you think everyone here forgets you?
I forget stuff all the tim
Views goes in HARD
Not with all the memes
not meant to be a reply lol
-drizzles the eggs with a light coating of fine olive oil?-
what were you busy with~
Then it's just the tams.
Of yay anime~ or whatever?
C-can I play pretend Twitter with you, senpai~?
thought twitter was 140
i may have passed out naked
Ah, damn. I thought I was being witty and fun.
Shoulda factchecked or whatever.
YOU DO NOT HAVE ANY
being good is good!
i doubt many people here actually knew that though. it's same as texting
yup. my libido is okay.
it lacks the 'Sin' McDonalds burgers are made with.
the heavily salted, receptor triggering, keep-you-coming-back-for-more ingredients that appeal to our basest instincts.
no offense. i'm sure you understand.
Views gets me all hyped up and Hotline Bling right after makes me just wanna dance tbh
i sing all of the songs on the album
i think i'ma go to bed now
i'm pretty exhausted still
They have already been consumed.
revy come to tinychat and get on cam
browsing through kickstarter projects
he's on snl right now
*pets sleepy rev*
I hate that pop-style doesn't have Jay and Ye on it in the album version.
yea, that's all
see, nothing bad happened
wait did somebody eat the tams
I hope not that would be terrible
are you going to kick start something?
-slaps some ground beef in a pan, puts way too much salt on it, flops a limp slice of individually wrapped "cheese" on it and drops it on a bun with ketchup, and dies a little inside-
Don't be silly. There's no such things as monsters.
it's not on right now here :/
is there a version with them on it? i bet it's godly.
most likely not, just browsing.
nonono you do not understand whoever ate the tams are in grave danger
Fuck you then you slimy ass ho.
Yeah, it's on itunes and it plays on the radio sometimes.
see anything good?
Wait what? What's going to happen to them?
itis too late it has already begun they are coming
oh sweet i'll have to buy this later
If you do, you should rip it and give it to me pls :<
Ar e you kitten or socks?
That is some Night Vale tier stuff, I love it.
get snaked, biyotch
the cute one
what else manak up to?
Don't people call the latter the former as a term of endearment?
Seriously? I guess I'll have to bother you about it.
the tams should never have been tammed
And I'm not drunk enough to sort this out.
Drink more, faggot.
that's a pretty neru
Are the tims free to frolic?
-hops onto the couch and rolls around in his blanket playfully until he's in a warm tangle- ^_^
you should because i might forget
i rly want a cat
what part of it do you think is the most funny?
all the tim
Is there anything I can do to lessen the impact?
them thinking they can do it?
\^_^/ -likes kitties-
I finished a six pack and a bottle of wine this evening.
There's just shitty Dos Esquis left and I'd rather not.
this tc is too much for me
way too much
What's stopping you?
What the fuck? How are you not dead? Alcoholics, I swear to God.
not enough tbh
I pardon myself for not being a lightweight.
dont eat tams
they want €10,000 goal, but only offer €5 pledge, which will give you a postcard showing a sausage
it's not as fun to me since i only rely on chat box to chat
"Check out this guy with the chick-magnet net handle Wompa1"
lol oh lawd
I don't pardon you. This sounds unhealthy.
I can't subject myself to it whilst sober.
i didnt see all that.
thats the funny part i guess :)
play monster hunter with me
It was a six of alcoholic root beer and an $11ish cabsauv from Kroger.
I have never played Monster Hunter, Grimmu.
Hard root beer is even worse. Every single bottle of that needs to be tossed in the nearest garbage pail.
is it wrong to want to fuck a loli cat girl?
WELL ITS NOT IN THE BIBLE
aaaa I read monster hunter as molester hunter
so why cant i?
im not a christian so this argument wouldnt work on me but maybe it will work on you
you specified 13-14
and dont want them to have a human brain
furry get out pls
This is actually the first time I'm watching Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back.
I'm taking notes on how Jay acts lol what am I even doing.
Grim so I bought this piece of junk
Gonna junk my old one
Or at least fix it up and sell it for like 400
NO BUT ONLY IF ITS THAT CUTE ONE UGUU
~ ~ ~ ~~~~
What show is that even???
It was "giften" to me anyways.
"EXCUZE ME FOR BEING BEDDER DAN U"
Fun as hell, plus Ian and Guero have it.
This doesn't mean you should be drinking it.
nothing wrong with that
holy shit they're in the mystery machine now. they were watching an actual scoobydoo movie downstairs earlier. far out, man.
on the other hand, there's cat aids and also Damami used to post that one :/
This sounds more fun.
Loli is bad.
xd moralfag lmao
Nah thanks, Grim.
These niggas lied
Thought it was gonna be a Honda civic
Its a 96 Honda accord
Not too bad
what else did you find today?
Better than wasting it.
i wanna be a loli
Coulda' regifted it.
i wanna be a cute 14 year old girl forever
I look like him when I wear beanies lol
Plus it will give me plenty of weird kitchen banter quotes rogl
What are you up to tonight?
being underage sucks thoughh
yum, Eliza Dushku's in this shit?
George Carlin too? There's gonna be a shit ton of cameos in this, huh?
holy shit stiffler now?
Impossible, even for 14 year old girls.
get to have cute friends to talk about cute things with
whats bad about that
--doesn't want to be sleepy and rolls around in his blanket some more, but clumsily falls off the couch with a thump-
Guarding the liquor cabinet from my sticky fingers.
Played some vido garms, guess that's over. Ended up here for lack of something else to do.
oho not anymore
I milked the shit out of that when I was
then again people did to me too sooo
Do a backflip.
If you're 14 one year you're going to be 15 next year. That's kinda how years work regarding age.
this one probably created by teenager
Guarding something from yourself? Walk me through your strategy for that?
Sorry to be the bearer of bad news, but if you came here to distract yourself from drinking alcohol of all things you may have lost the will power already :p
What game were you playing? Was it that new TF2 one with the reaper dude and the spider chick?
-is a blanket werm and inches across the floor towards the broomcloset-
It's just hyperbole, I've got the willpower, but I've drank the past two nights and summer or not I don't want to be a lush.
Nah, league. I guess I'm part of THAT crowd.
no id be a vampire dude
Hi luka, Hi mananana
the last quarter of U Wish Me? starts to get real man
that one looks kewl though!
That's a fair and respectable plan. How much time is summer break? If that's even what you meant. I thought you mentioned finals earlier/recently.
And come on Test-kun. I thought you were above that nonsense~
hey there the ninja of tc
i see wings but no control surface, who need wings in water!
this is a tiny little bit believable as an airplane!
Why aren't you hunting lucent nargacugas with me, Test