Yfw I got the get

Josiah Watson
Josiah Watson

Yfw I got the get

All urls found in this thread:
http://www.blogtalkradio.com/ghost/2016/05/08/true-capitalist-radio-hosted-by-ghost--episode-260
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Taurus_Judge
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8ngGlPoI1vw
Andrew Wright
Andrew Wright

tfw you gor fucking destroyed by a filthy foreigner

Connor Peterson
Connor Peterson

http://www.blogtalkradio.com/ghost/2016/05/08/true-capitalist-radio-hosted-by-ghost--episode-260

Blake Morgan
Blake Morgan

God, I just can't help but love Ikaros

Lincoln Fisher
Lincoln Fisher

he's so damn annoying actually

Nolan Wood
Nolan Wood

Scanner. It is something you can fix. If you trully want to do something, you will be able to achieve it. I believe in you.

Alexander Rivera
Alexander Rivera

don't be a dumbhead

Brandon James
Brandon James

It's a shame we can't be together in the military. Guess they just aren't as good of a liar as I

Hm?

Noah Lee
Noah Lee

that is not how I was taught condoms work in school

Adrian Carter
Adrian Carter

are you telling me you'd make sexual advances on blood chan if you were both in the military together

Nicholas Roberts
Nicholas Roberts

She'd probably do something dumb so that I try to save her only to get killed..
no

Gabriel Hall
Gabriel Hall

I told my counseller I don't know what the fuck I want.

But right now, I think I know what I want.
I want Kirby OST, I want some a house, I want to be a master upon myself and to teach others the way of the SCANNER... I think.

And this starts when I can play Kirby OST on a radio show unironically for educational purposes.

Cooper Powell
Cooper Powell

only to get me killed*

Jose Scott
Jose Scott

bc the kinda nigga to lust after your dick for years then claim rape after its all over

Evan Phillips
Evan Phillips

Glorious...
ScannerFM

Parker Hughes
Parker Hughes

I like killing people

Carter Gomez
Carter Gomez

I don't think they'd be so foolish

Alexander Anderson
Alexander Anderson

Got 2 songs for you.

Daniel Gutierrez
Daniel Gutierrez

Bebop♄BC

David Barnes
David Barnes

And a bonus song

Samuel Ramirez
Samuel Ramirez

Here at Evil Show No.9, Kikewheels lets us post us songs for pet class monsters.

Caleb Howard
Caleb Howard

If you're near the Baltic, keep your eyes on the sky

Cameron White
Cameron White

I really hate music

-vacant stare-

Christian King
Christian King

IS this fake thread?

Owen Butler
Owen Butler

A shotgun in handheld form.
Load it wiht shotgun shells or your own ammo, vials of semen.

Hunter James
Hunter James

get on steam

Christopher Bell
Christopher Bell

I must go, my planet needs me.

Forgot link

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Taurus_Judge

Andrew Howard
Andrew Howard

are you saying you want me to shotgun myself?

Jordan Miller
Jordan Miller

-stare-

Asher Perez
Asher Perez

I love that thing dude
Imagine being the guy who came up with the idea and telling other people about it

Julian Davis
Julian Davis

this gun is aesthetic as fuck
i want one

Nicholas Barnes
Nicholas Barnes

noh

Elijah Gray
Elijah Gray

last night in discord when everyone was in and talking, i recognized your voice. was rockso really the only other name you used back then? i know i've heard it before

Bentley Collins
Bentley Collins

So many yous, I don't know how to act under positve attention.

Are you retarded? Trying to cater to your needs.
I guess the only thing you understand is BULLY.

Taurus Judge, because FUCK YOU, YOU COMING AT ME WITH AN ASSAULT RIFLE AT BLANK RANGE? I'LL MAKE YOU SWISS CHEESE.

Modern day prometheus.

'I wanna shoot buck shot and wank at the same time, shotgun takes two hands, so I turned a shotgun into a pistol'

Michael Powell
Michael Powell

remembering desu's voice

Cameron Long
Cameron Long

speaking of swiss cheese
do you want to hear about desu and mine's relationship

Camden King
Camden King

shotgun takes two hands
nah but I get it, the sidearm version is 10/10

Hyperthymesia

Sebastian Morris
Sebastian Morris

I hate how the voice chats/tcs tend to die off when I leave

Jeremiah Clark
Jeremiah Clark

Oh god, you're shacking up with desu?
For an old fag, you're not up with everything, are you?

David Myers
David Myers

I'm not retarded, I just hate music
-hug-

Robert Ramirez
Robert Ramirez

I'LL MAKE YOU SWISS CHEESE
It's a .410 shotgun (which is only used for incredibly small varmints) with a ridiculously short barrel. It's already small pellets and charge have a ridiculous spread added on top of that.

Luis Cruz
Luis Cruz

i hate you in general

im only plowing desu's metaphorical boypussy because his bf is a huge cuck

and i must assert my dominance

Ayden Williams
Ayden Williams

desu is pretty dank desu yo

Oliver Bell
Oliver Bell

Just read the wiki page it will tell you it's meant for personal defense against things like carjackings and shit, gotta be up close and personal with em

Zachary Sullivan
Zachary Sullivan

your ancestors look down at you in disgust whenever you try to type like a cute little girl as a grown adult man

Gavin Brooks
Gavin Brooks

Nhh. <3

Damn... still, makes a good deterrant. You don't kill the cunt (hopefully), but he knows not to mess with you. I heard you can load it with custom ammo.

Boo, you go to /lewd/ right? Well, /lewd is made up from people from /sftt/, Steam threads board. Mostly everyone from /lewd/ and probably animus has been plowing desus' metaphorical boipussi, he is the kamuu of /lewd/

Parker Taylor
Parker Taylor

ive never been to /sftt/
link me there friend

Easton Watson
Easton Watson

A .410, even with the usually level action form, still will do fuck all to a person.
It's a round for shooting squirrels.

Henry Howard
Henry Howard

my ancestors are too busy getting high on shrooms and homebrew

Jayden Carter
Jayden Carter

Also I don't like guns

Guns are for right wing southerners

Jacob Turner
Jacob Turner

IS dead now, ask noun about it. /ssft/, mixed up the words.

Super steam friends thread. Made it's own board and then dispersed, some made their own board /lewd/, some post in /cuteboys/ to keep the dream alive.

Juan Wright
Juan Wright

It won't kill you unless the person using it is a maniac but it will still get you to fuck off if you're trying to rip open someones door and throw them out, though it kind of looks like one of those guns that someone will own just to own.

Nolan Perry
Nolan Perry

Ok, can't handle how difficult you're ironically being. I only have so much attention to give.

Adrian Fisher
Adrian Fisher

Lewds is terrible.

Robert Martin
Robert Martin

Is mostly on discord now, anyways.

Mason Ward
Mason Ward

Dilbert today was p good though. Made me laugh a little because I do the same shit to people all the time./

Thomas Baker
Thomas Baker

Okay I'll stop...

Brody Torres
Brody Torres

i love /cuteboys/

Sebastian Stewart
Sebastian Stewart

Then you probably seen the threads a few months ago, how 'add me on steam', used to be on /v/, they then made their own board before shitposting took hold.

Now a few people keep the dream alive, adding cuteboys amongst another through steam.

And meh, is ok, but /wx/ is better for me, more choice.

Xavier Garcia
Xavier Garcia

he says it as it is

Grayson Lee
Grayson Lee

loco will never be nice to you

Henry Lewis
Henry Lewis

that one too

Evan Ward
Evan Ward

i just noticed all the sound effects are from ss13

Jace Barnes
Jace Barnes

Ah shit nigga, you play ss13 too?
JAnitor best class.

Austin Anderson
Austin Anderson

She's really nice to me on Steam but mean to me in threads

Luis Watson
Luis Watson

clown triggers ptsd

Parker Reed
Parker Reed

blood

if you tell them they'll all want it

shut the fuck up

Isaac Morales
Isaac Morales

Cocoa, do you need someone to talk to?
Not saying this ironically, I need someone to pester before I go to bed,.

William Martin
William Martin

Being nice to people you don't at work isn't hard

Austin Cruz
Austin Cruz

i dont care about anything related to you tbh

i go lawyer/captain/quartermaster
i am a professional botanist tho

Jonathan Parker
Jonathan Parker

okay

Samuel Turner
Samuel Turner

*don't like

William Evans
William Evans

i'm about to go to bed myself but we can talk a little bit

Angel Bell
Angel Bell

Why not?

James Baker
James Baker

But it sure as hell makes you avoid them.

Hudson Clark
Hudson Clark

What you into?
Ever heard of Samurai Champloo?
What are listening to before you go to bed?

Aaron Martinez
Aaron Martinez

I'm into Blood Chan

i've heard of it but haven't watched it yet

i'm listening to the new Radiohead album

goodnight. good luck with your radio show. <3

Jacob Ross
Jacob Ross

Yeah, true I guess
When I worked as a lifeguard you would spend half your shift with one person, you can't avoid them then ^^'

Christopher Hughes
Christopher Hughes

i think somehow the few stray insults ive thrown at loco manifested into a huge hate for me

Jack James
Jack James

From my own experiences I can say that I enjoy working alone better, although it wasn't that bad fixing some old generators and talking with an old lady about her dog for 8 hours straight.

Wyatt Fisher
Wyatt Fisher

bakas

Andrew Green
Andrew Green

lewd

Misato is best Neon Genesis Evangelion girl

Alexander Evans
Alexander Evans

When will Kanra wake up?

Aiden Sullivan
Aiden Sullivan

y da fugg u lyin

Josiah Perez
Josiah Perez

Or watching -that- for 5 hours..

Levi Russell
Levi Russell

You're saying it like I had a choice.

Grayson Cox
Grayson Cox

About to watch ReZero and Hero Academia with my lil brother

get hyped nigga

Nolan Nguyen
Nolan Nguyen

Master is awake now but he's at the gym'

She's awesome, she has her own house and rapes her boss' 14-year-old son on the down low

Jordan Martin
Jordan Martin

Is your little brother cute?

Tyler Lopez
Tyler Lopez

Do you know when he will be back? My arms are still sore af from being at the gym earlier today

Aaron Rodriguez
Aaron Rodriguez

Just poking fun :c

Enjoy that Hero Academia cliffhanger lol

Jackson Lee
Jackson Lee

Kind of thinking you've fucked your brother now tbh.

Samuel Cox
Samuel Cox

It is a serious matter.

William Lewis
William Lewis

Uhh... he usually spends about two hours a day there, then he'll jog for a while, he usually sends me texts, I'll ask him now

Eat red meat

Lucas Allen
Lucas Allen

Soto
When is AX?

Brayden Green
Brayden Green

July 1st-4th

Alexander Bailey
Alexander Bailey

when is gay homo orgy?

FTFY

Jaxon Lee
Jaxon Lee

That's a real good amount of time there, I should stay longer too. thnx

I do, wanna see inside my freezer?

Angel Thomas
Angel Thomas

.............................................yes

He said he's busy

Anthony White
Anthony White

Calling it now, Grim, Ian, and Test will be the "girls" in the orgy.

Austin White
Austin White

It's a guaranteed sausage fest.
Most likely candidates.

Isaiah Peterson
Isaiah Peterson

I have no idea why I'm a likely candidate in this hypothetical.

If you say it's cause I'm short I'm going to have to call full on horseshit.

John Robinson
John Robinson

TFW the poor people who have to clean the 1-star motel rooms after said orgy

Brandon Anderson
Brandon Anderson

I went to go take a picture but everything is all is nice packaging and I'd rather not take it out until it's ready to be eaten oh and there's blood everywhere

that's fine, it can wait

Henry Wilson
Henry Wilson

Because you'll be drunk Test.

Levi Anderson
Levi Anderson

What the fuck buckets

you write too much

Aaron Hughes
Aaron Hughes

?

Brody Carter
Brody Carter

Drunk Test is no more submissive or horny than everyday Test.

But he would certainly be easier to take advantage of. I will guard my ass.

Adam James
Adam James

Just make sure to get your own room.
Just to be sure.

Easton Ramirez
Easton Ramirez

I'm better with talking

Eli Myers
Eli Myers

Damnit. I figured July, but that's damn early.

Joseph Russell
Joseph Russell

how was your mother's day?

Sebastian Bailey
Sebastian Bailey

sober AND drunk test are submissive
excellent....

Jace Brown
Jace Brown

A door is no match for the sadistic urges of Soto.

Ethan Morales
Ethan Morales

That... is the opposite of what I was getting at.

Ian Cook
Ian Cook

uneventful
parents are who knows where, called them a while ago but they didn't pick up

Ryder Edwards
Ryder Edwards

Enjoy Boo, Test.
You're welcome.

Anthony Brooks
Anthony Brooks

You would wrap your lips around the nearest "feminine penis" in that kind of situation. Don't talk.

Adam Wright
Adam Wright

wat

Robert Moore
Robert Moore

i've been on the cusp of being lazy for days

i'm just gonna be lazy today (night, since nocturnal)

-looks for tacit approval-

Chase Martin
Chase Martin

FORTUNE
DON'T LOSE YOUR WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY

Blake Barnes
Blake Barnes

[Attention]

Austin Rogers
Austin Rogers

I'm the best matchmaker.
I should start a dating service for people.

Jordan Taylor
Jordan Taylor

sorry. I didn't mean to nezipost.

but it was a nezipost.

Nicholas Hernandez
Nicholas Hernandez

Time you enjoy wasting is hardly wasted ^^

Sebastian Carter
Sebastian Carter

They're having sex

I hope you know that

Camden Turner
Camden Turner

I wasn't really an MTV kid.

Jaxon Moore
Jaxon Moore

Master <3 I told Bebop you were at the gym

Hunter Ward
Hunter Ward

I've lost my way once today, but I called and got directions.

Joshua Miller
Joshua Miller

thank you.

this alleviates the guilt.

i'm going to to be doing the opposite of that.

Lucas Bell
Lucas Bell

You're not edgy enough.

Henry Rodriguez
Henry Rodriguez

You could start a wonderful collection of e-mails demanding refunds.

At least you realize.

Jayden Adams
Jayden Adams

How is Iron Maiden "edgy"?

Gabriel Jones
Gabriel Jones

ohi

just another sign that they're still feeling just as young as they look and sound
they really do love each other

Kayden Young
Kayden Young

I'm more worried about how many of them would end in possible (justified) homicides.

Wyatt Brooks
Wyatt Brooks

I dunno

Luis Gray
Luis Gray

Another

Cameron King
Cameron King

Stuff inspired by Samuel Taylor Coleridge sure is edgy.

Matthew Nguyen
Matthew Nguyen

Are you feeling okay, master?

They're going to make you care for the offspring

Christian Turner
Christian Turner

Tell me more.

Brody Ward
Brody Ward

Yeah, okay.

Aaron Miller
Aaron Miller

I'd hitch you with your dream, fat niggress.

Noah Jackson
Noah Jackson

how was your day? talk to mom?

beepboop.

bored.

soon to be high.

then sober again.

but today i intend to sin.

Angel Smith
Angel Smith

Your favorite poster

I'm not sure if you are my fav.

Jonathan Anderson
Jonathan Anderson

I'm neither of those things.
Try again.

Jaxon Richardson
Jaxon Richardson

lol i really am shit at text though. talking is much easier because i don't think about what i say half the time, it's all just the truth and straight forward. that and you can convey emotion.

if so then i'll be able to teach them where i went wrong in life and hopefully they can live a better one than all of us

should read the thing i sent on steam

Joseph Wood
Joseph Wood

You misread.
I said that was your dream girl.

Evan Murphy
Evan Murphy

Twas an okay day, barring the hangover. But next week is finals week for me and I'm guilty of not studying at all.

I've been planting flowers and putting new mulch down as my Mother's Day gift. It's not done, but I didn't think it would be done today.

Jordan Martinez
Jordan Martinez

Please you know I am.

Bentley Russell
Bentley Russell

Who's that?

Ryder Thomas
Ryder Thomas

He called you a lezbo.

Jackson Wilson
Jackson Wilson

THE FAT NIGRESS OMFG

Kevin Ross
Kevin Ross

Do I really need to spell everything out?

Justin Ortiz
Justin Ortiz

How fat are we talking?

Ian Thomas
Ian Thomas

idk

They can get pretty big.

Jordan Perry
Jordan Perry

phat

Asher Perry
Asher Perry

planting flowers
way to upstage probably everyone here

i gave my mom the gift of my voice, in the form of a phone call, and the pleasure brought by me by making her a mother.

Jayden Collins
Jayden Collins

You cannot sin on the lord's day
That's what good parents do but stupid teenagers never listen

Ayden Perez
Ayden Perez

But I have to resist a little bit or you'll get a big head.

Oliver Brooks
Oliver Brooks

hail satan
/erio

Zachary Hall
Zachary Hall

Lovely.

I'm forgetting who he had given that nickname to, but never mind I remembered .

They would spend all day trying to make me an atheist though.

Hudson Long
Hudson Long

So I've seen

Dayum..

Jayden Jackson
Jayden Jackson

They'll make a sinner out of you yet.

Asher Barnes
Asher Barnes

don't read all of this bs
I feel like they tried experimenting with me and my sister
telling her nothing about sex and not letting her go to that class in middle school all the while telling me about it when i was 10 and saying they wouldn't care if i had sex with a bunch of girls at school, just to wear a condom and shit
though they let her drink before she was 21 and not me
maybe not though since she could actually get pregnant.. lol

Chase Richardson
Chase Richardson

Come on man, could have gotten her a card or something, or visited.

Josiah Williams
Josiah Williams

tfw no dank kanra (you)s

Kayden Miller
Kayden Miller

Yank his chain for me again please.

Josiah Scott
Josiah Scott

I'll make sure I text you while you're at work then.

Nicholas Green
Nicholas Green

Levels that shouldn't even be reachable.

Mason Cooper
Mason Cooper

If anything, she's the one in collars and chains.

Logan Rivera
Logan Rivera

baka

i do feel guilty

it was a long call

parents are older, and usually wiser because of it

but in the end they're just human

Landon Gonzalez
Landon Gonzalez

Pimpin'

Joseph Perez
Joseph Perez

Impossible.

He'll regret being so vulgar towards me.

Brayden King
Brayden King

not just sending a few word text message to your mother

Jordan Harris
Jordan Harris

Wait, smiles isn't from the island of Lesbos?

Parker Watson
Parker Watson

mhmm
i mean they're only barely twice my age so i can't really blame them for anything. dad was angry when i didn't want to be a mechanic or logger right out of the gate like him but he understands that i didn't grow up in the woods like him. loves that i'm into guns and build houses though
mom is just glad i haven't joined the military yet

Adam Green
Adam Green

What, you'll call him a baka?

Bentley Roberts
Bentley Roberts

Wow! that's not fair..

Jacob Gonzalez
Jacob Gonzalez

Bad sons.

Thomas Young
Thomas Young

You forced my hand.

Alexander Smith
Alexander Smith

Right, right.
You're just that incorruptible of "white".

I have a "#1 Son" mug to disprove that.

Christian Thompson
Christian Thompson

i almost did

that would have been stupid

speaking of not ending up in trade professions

how's your python coming along?

Anthony Allen
Anthony Allen

The mug is lying to you.

Lincoln Martin
Lincoln Martin

It was literally "Happy Mother's Day." and nothing else nor any other responses from me.

Isaiah Torres
Isaiah Torres

2016
being a mug

Nathaniel Rivera
Nathaniel Rivera

It's not.
My brother is just worse.

Benjamin Ramirez
Benjamin Ramirez

STOP BEING A BAKA

I am the definition of purity.

Ethan Bennett
Ethan Bennett

i'll be a better one next birthday/mothersday/thanksgiving/christmas

awful. just awful.

Adam Gutierrez
Adam Gutierrez

Wow.

Ryan Jenkins
Ryan Jenkins

God I really don't want to read all that
Lord Satan is all <3 but it's always good to respect all forms of life

Parker Williams
Parker Williams

Stop being Zulu time.

John Gonzalez
John Gonzalez

Of defilement, maybe.

It's a dumb holiday anyways.

I'm the least ego driven and self centered person in my entire family.

Connor Hall
Connor Hall

SO is Boo x Kanra canon now?

Eli Nelson
Eli Nelson

That's not at all what I hear~

Tell me all about it later.

What if I forced you into thinking I made you force your hand but really I wanted you to force your hand?

Lincoln Torres
Lincoln Torres

i read the first chapter of a new book about it but quickly forgot about it
i'm sure i could fill a few of those professions with things he's taught me over the years

tl;dr
i love my parents

Aaron Thomas
Aaron Thomas

I'm comfy.

I'm white as the untouched snow.

Sure.

Hudson Howard
Hudson Howard

i do.

i respect a good steak.

i like to think the cow wanted itself to be delicious.

laboosh.

Kayden Martin
Kayden Martin

No

It's me and kanra

That's it

Gavin Long
Gavin Long

Messed up folks.

Grayson Turner
Grayson Turner

Best poster has entered the building.

Bentley Clark
Bentley Clark

I'm sick.

Ayden Wilson
Ayden Wilson

oh bc

i had no idea

this will be fun

Josiah Sanders
Josiah Sanders

Wait.
so its; KanraxBooxBlood

Nathaniel Hall
Nathaniel Hall

Where?

Alexander Sanchez
Alexander Sanchez

Does it actually matter though?

I'm probably just gonna do whatever I feel like anyways.

Noah Stewart
Noah Stewart

most are bullshit.

what matters is doing something for the people that buy into it.

but i'm not one to preach.

have you written anything?

Jason Bell
Jason Bell

Yes, yes. I know. Something about a crush.

You're not even full white.

I'm completely humble and well adjusted in comparison.

Noah Gray
Noah Gray

Hay kanra~
We havent talked in a bit, yeah?
how's the weekend?

Adrian Wright
Adrian Wright

no. the last time i was sat down and seriously did some coding i was making cheats for games, that stopped some time last year.

Austin Thompson
Austin Thompson

right here>>1000388 and maybe

Kevin Brown
Kevin Brown

Worst poster reporting in.

Xavier Martin
Xavier Martin

No.
It's more about just not being a shitty child in general than just trying to redeem it with a shitty card and/or dinner to redeem ignoring them or distancing yourself in general from them.

Andrew Young
Andrew Young

biked a lot.

programmed.

now i'm pissing tonight/day away, consciously.

then keep reading. maybe inspiration will strike.

oh fuck. you're right.

i hear stories of parents estranged from their kids for years.

i realize i'm the most likely to do it sometimes. it would be unwise.

Connor Peterson
Connor Peterson

I just have to remember to pray for forgiveness for the sin of gossiping. lol

Darn it let me win!

It's heart warming to see you actually show feelings.

Nice linking there Mr. Lenko.

Bentley Green
Bentley Green

So biking was the secret of keeping that cute form this whole time?

Angel Evans
Angel Evans

I generally disprove of most of both of my parents' actions and mindsets. I'm generally the only voice of criticism either of them hear routinely. Even then, I would never estrange myself from them because it benefits no one. I just don't get people entirely reliant on their parents' opinions and support, be it financially or emotionally, that they feel estranging themselves from them completely improves them as a self reliant person.

Dominic Green
Dominic Green

Take some medicine.

I'm white enough.

Gossiping?

Jordan Brown
Jordan Brown

Apple pie bourbon, regular bourbon, or rum

Matthew Richardson
Matthew Richardson

Maybe I'll let you win at something else later.

I'm gonna go shower.

Kayden Cooper
Kayden Cooper

Latina Jew, how is that white?

Say to that my face irl and not behind a computer you nerd.

Best poster has best linking. You didn't see who I linked?

Dominic Allen
Dominic Allen

Dont you fucking hate on the jews you goyim fuck

Brandon Roberts
Brandon Roberts

Dont you fucking hate on the jews you goyim fuck

Cameron Wood
Cameron Wood

I didn't mean that racially.

Lincoln Lee
Lincoln Lee

Holla Forums, you are fucking killing me.

Thomas Carter
Thomas Carter

the jews did this

Owen Harris
Owen Harris

I don't do that right?

David Wright
David Wright

Not recently.

Luke Hughes
Luke Hughes

Yes

JUICE? WHERE???

Jason Young
Jason Young

i already know the language, really just need new ideas or to know of more libraries.

Ian Campbell
Ian Campbell

Judgement day will only come after all the Jews die.

Gabriel Gutierrez
Gabriel Gutierrez

i hope this is happymerchant.webm under a more direct name

Sebastian Ortiz
Sebastian Ortiz

down, boo.

after a whole bunch of years listening to your parents, some don't break the habit.

some end up hearing their parents' words in their head.

tbh being aloof towards them is a habit i want to break if can.

eventually.

Blake Walker
Blake Walker

Gas me baby, one more time.

John Ross
John Ross

well fuck it wasn't
that's from the movie The Believer./ good movie

Wyatt Stewart
Wyatt Stewart

Eh, I guess it's a difference in values thing.
I don't understand people whose self worth is wrapped up entirely in a singular view of them, be it their parents or otherwise.

Robert Hill
Robert Hill

Never
You dont like me enough for me to be able to cool it down
Im essentially in kanra purgatory right now

Landon Gutierrez
Landon Gutierrez

I'll let you win at something else later.
Going to go shower

Geez, trying to make it that obvious hm?

Well yeah you linked me~

Bentley Barnes
Bentley Barnes

lmao

Daniel Robinson
Daniel Robinson

Well duh I had to response you, y'know? Tsuchi best poster tho

Camden Lee
Camden Lee

SQL. eventually.

think if something you'd like to automate.

i imagine in older societies it was more common.

Carter Phillips
Carter Phillips

this one is basically what is going on with my current situation

Jackson Ramirez
Jackson Ramirez

Attempted flattery gets you nothing.

Wyatt Martinez
Wyatt Martinez

While successful flattery will?

Jack Edwards
Jack Edwards

I mean actual medicine.
Bad habits are bad.

Russian.
That's pretty white, but obviously I'm just joking.

I'm pure white then.

I would hope you aren't.
It's not a nice habit.

Alexander Long
Alexander Long

It's still pretty fucking common in anyone with dependency issues.

Christopher Green
Christopher Green

To the contrary, it will do me more than it will do you.

Matthew Young
Matthew Young

and this is pretty much my response to it because i don't know what the fuck i'm doing

I kinda know SQL too, I'd rather just not deal with it though.
something I want to automate
I mean I could just start writing all of my ideas I had years ago but I have morals, I'd rather not ruin a bunch of peoples lives by putting them out of a job because a machine can do it better.
I still care for my fellow man

Christian Hughes
Christian Hughes

Alcohol is a medicine.

It kills bad germs.

Nicholas Davis
Nicholas Davis

lenko's life synopsis is 'attempted flattery' mate

Ryder King
Ryder King

this

Nathan Smith
Nathan Smith

are you the girl

Brody Gray
Brody Gray

White lilies maybe.

Christopher Nelson
Christopher Nelson

Boo's life synopsis is "Misery Loves Company"
in D MINOR.

Gabriel Davis
Gabriel Davis

That text was admitting nothing by the way.

Right. Thank you old man.

Yes I do or yes I don't?

Eh he's okay

Bentley Morales
Bentley Morales

this makes me miss watching free

ahh

Brandon Lewis
Brandon Lewis

Missouri love company.?
Who would have thought.

Asher Bennett
Asher Bennett

Didn't you want me to beat him up?

Jason White
Jason White

Mmhm.

Alexander Russell
Alexander Russell

Yes you do. As in have done.

Brayden Ortiz
Brayden Ortiz

i still read your posts.

we're not missing out~

we all develop dependencies.

but it's all on a case by case basis.

there is no one right answer for dealing with parents. though i'm sure every culture in the world would have something to say otherwise.

mother's day may be commercial, by respecting your famiry is traditional.

and it makes them happy.

Parker Evans
Parker Evans

So do it. HONK

Elijah Robinson
Elijah Robinson

I believe it.

Yeah, but kissing your parents' asses at any moment looking for approval is weird for any "developed" culture.

Joshua Reed
Joshua Reed

no
here have another

Samuel Phillips
Samuel Phillips

Hey boo, what is it like being in a perpetual state of remorse?

Christian Morales
Christian Morales

I have it covered now thanks.

What's the drink of choice tonight?

Luke Russell
Luke Russell

where would the world be if accepted that attitude?

you are supposed to be a part of progress.

for the sake of future generations.

don't halt your own for nobody.

Thomas Price
Thomas Price

Well ban does live close to tsuchi I think. did the two start dating?

Gavin Garcia
Gavin Garcia

Seems like a reach

Those are pretty flowers. lol

Jordan Hill
Jordan Hill

Yeah, but kissing your parents' asses at any moment looking for approval is weird for any "developed" culture.

LOL do you know anything about Asia?

Ryan Cooper
Ryan Cooper

Apple pie bourbon, Bourbon, or rum.

That or Nyquil. That one would probably the most beneficial, but worst tasting alcoholic beverage.

I'm tall, I don't have to reach far to get it.

Luke Sanders
Luke Sanders

I mean
maybe not for you
But Im still missing time that could be spent learning about you instead of having our shitposting flinging ;_;

Jaxon Johnson
Jaxon Johnson

Ban is like equidistant from me as Lexi is, ie incredibly far.

It's also the word for "lesbians" in Japanese.

Josiah Walker
Josiah Walker

tbh I don't give a shit about gooks.

Jordan Wood
Jordan Wood

What a shame, and here I was about to ship you two and draw yaoi fan fic for you guys.

William Wilson
William Wilson

What are you trying to say?

Landon Hughes
Landon Hughes

scoot the burbs

Robert Adams
Robert Adams

my tummy hurts so much

Nathan Hill
Nathan Hill

What is the point in getting rich if everyone hates me for it? Starting to actually wonder why the fuck I care because everyone I care about would rise up with me as I'd share the wealth, fuck all the people who refuse to help themselves.
I don't know

I'm actually trying to find laughingmerchant.webm but it's either been deleted or under a stupid name

Angel Murphy
Angel Murphy

Lemonade or bleach work, from my experience.

Easton Powell
Easton Powell

OH MY GOD, HAHAHAHAHA.

Benjamin Butler
Benjamin Butler

You'll manage.

not just gooks. but chinks, japs, kimchees, and bindis.

all have a very collectivist, family oriented culture.

you can thank Confucius for that.

Brayden Gutierrez
Brayden Gutierrez

He wouldn't wear a skirt so no dice.

Luke Robinson
Luke Robinson

I'll be upset if you get drunk.

I'm not a lesbian though, so yeah.

John Allen
John Allen

Are you kidding?

Get back to the real world, BB.

Your programming isn't going to topple industries.

And if it does, that means it was better, and future generations will benefit.

Parker Anderson
Parker Anderson

Is my inner pol showing?
Here have an actual peaceful non-racist webm for a change. This is a Russian lullaby iirc.

David Bell
David Bell

...Fine.

Gavin Stewart
Gavin Stewart

I know a Benjamin and some tequila bottle that would beg to differ.

Kayden Collins
Kayden Collins

All slant eyes are equally annoying.

Something, something, threesome.

Hunter Allen
Hunter Allen

Who the fuck is Benjamin?

Bentley Flores
Bentley Flores

Not if I dont get any of those dank Kanra philosophical text walls

Julian Thompson
Julian Thompson

WAIT WAIT WAITAWITI AWIT WAIT IAWTI WATI

are you tow different peoeple and not the same person

Parker Long
Parker Long

That's how tame /pol/ is? Fucking hell you better make me the emperor of that board. I've been talking about this kind of shit to my irl friends for years. But you know with events from their respective time frames.

Caleb Gray
Caleb Gray

Is Blood chan here I need to talk to them

Connor Young
Connor Young

Oh, he meant is as a bill.

Ethan Wood
Ethan Wood

$100

Mason Anderson
Mason Anderson

make a blood offering

Colton Wilson
Colton Wilson

I doubt I'm your favorite poster.

Austin Reed
Austin Reed

Once Trump destroys America, there's gonna be a big hole.

And it won't be the poor ass Russians filling it.

Tyler Martin
Tyler Martin

You shouldn't gossip, Scoots, It's a sin.

Glad you agree.

Lenko pls.. you put a bad imagine in my head
lol

I still want to try your apple pie stuff.

Nothing~

Camden Barnes
Camden Barnes

Post pictures of your mirror.

Michael Baker
Michael Baker

are you like foolz or lenko or that third person

Henry Harris
Henry Harris

LEXI. You CANNOT stop TRUE LOVE from happening.

Lincoln Perry
Lincoln Perry

It's easy to make.

Dominic Garcia
Dominic Garcia

You guys are all CYBERBULLIES

Jason Russell
Jason Russell

I am ban.

William Adams
William Adams

Doesn't matter. I am hellbound on a zamboni anyway.

Joseph Fisher
Joseph Fisher

Sarcasm.

tbh all my favorite posters have vaginas
im bebop btw way

Kayden Perry
Kayden Perry

You're all a bunch of FAG-ENABLERS

Camden Taylor
Camden Taylor

Tracer Bullet.

Aiden Hughes
Aiden Hughes

Cyberbully my dick

lol, pls dont i am hetero

James Mitchell
James Mitchell

read a book

Michael Watson
Michael Watson

foolz and lenko

well that would be accurate if

I was fat
Smoked
Sweat profusely in my apartment that didn't have AC
Wore the same thing every day
Hated my job
Literally do nothing else but shitpost about why I hate my job/life 24/7
oh and be fat

Justin Gonzalez
Justin Gonzalez

Get drunk so you can be homo.

Jaxon Baker
Jaxon Baker

hAh?

Owen Parker
Owen Parker

This is not a valid answer.

Aiden Myers
Aiden Myers

I am drunk. But don't tell senpai!

Jordan Jenkins
Jordan Jenkins

R-R-R-R-REKT

Jaxson Long
Jaxson Long

Placing a secret on someone sure is rude

Wyatt Anderson
Wyatt Anderson

But Smiles has Tuschi occupied and I have Ban occupied.

For an old man yeah

Asher Rivera
Asher Rivera

I live the rude life.

Austin Ramirez
Austin Ramirez

I forgot who that last person who was a total dik to me that also plays luge was

something on k or g

kiagio or gaigo or kuggjo or sometying

Camden Taylor
Camden Taylor

There's only four ingredients.

Anthony Turner
Anthony Turner

I prefer to be considerate and practice good personal hygiene.

Samuel Cook
Samuel Cook

occupied

Is that what you call cybering nowadays

Noah Martinez
Noah Martinez

when neru forgets who you are

oh okay

Isaac Kelly
Isaac Kelly

Are you trying to tell me that Tsuchi is capable of being domesticated? Please, you'd have an easier time convincing me that Tsuchi and Ban hooked up last night.

Aiden Lopez
Aiden Lopez

I kinda wanna kiss lexi on the tummy

Jeremiah Wilson
Jeremiah Wilson

My hygiene levels are ridiculous.
That has nothing to do with my levels or lack of considerations for other people.
Other people just dont matter to me.

Ayden Phillips
Ayden Phillips

Other people just dont matter to me.

you've made that oh so apparent over the years

Owen Baker
Owen Baker

Man I write some edgy shit. some deja vu shit there too
of course i wouldn't become some ruler of the world but i imagine i'd be fucking over way too many people. but again, why do i really care.

No. We haven't even come across the files that specifically state that they're from pol or only to be posted there.

+1

Adam Barnes
Adam Barnes

I know. Its just the way I am fam.

Dylan Bailey
Dylan Bailey

Good boy.

Something, something, something, darkside.
Something, something, something, complete.

What?

Thomas Taylor
Thomas Taylor

Other people just don't matter to me.

Hudson Ortiz
Hudson Ortiz

what should i get at jamba juice???

Hunter King
Hunter King

I REMEMBER WHO YOU ARE

not that other derp

Parker Stewart
Parker Stewart

yep.

Isaac Brown
Isaac Brown

What is love?

Jackson Kelly
Jackson Kelly

you

/pol

Grim* ftfy

Jayden King
Jayden King

Nyquil amd Tylenol cocktail it is.

Jace Torres
Jace Torres

But having poor personal hygiene is rude.
How can you live the rude lyfe if you are squeaky clean?

Cooper Garcia
Cooper Garcia

no you don't

Samuel Garcia
Samuel Garcia

Fuck if I know.

Wait, which part are you replacing?

Nicholas Price
Nicholas Price

Other people

Isaac Rogers
Isaac Rogers

Fresh shower feeling is 10/10

James Hill
James Hill

I don't get this reference.

Owen Adams
Owen Adams

Soap on a rope helps.

Love is dying historic on the fury road.

John Morgan
John Morgan

Oh okay good.

Brody Gutierrez
Brody Gutierrez

What are you going to let me win at?

no no no no

Cooper Nelson
Cooper Nelson

not showering for 8000 days has me feelin' like

Cameron Brown
Cameron Brown

Pick one.
It sounds like a really bad combination.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8ngGlPoI1vw

Jace Edwards
Jace Edwards

Family Guy.

Kevin Sanchez
Kevin Sanchez

Welma, we still baking tomorrow?

Jeremiah Barnes
Jeremiah Barnes

when senpai links the glory

Zachary Bell
Zachary Bell

still baking tomorrow

ELMA IS THERE A BUN IN THE OVEN??????????????????????????????????

Adrian Clark
Adrian Clark

Not yet

James Ramirez
James Ramirez

Nyquil for congestion and throat. Tylenol for headache.

Not exceeding doses by much, not risk for damage to liver. Unless taking for a few days, which hopefully not.

Juan Russell
Juan Russell

not yet

Luke Watson
Luke Watson

Im gonna buy araragi's school uniform and tease my hair so I can get dat ahoge like a huge faggot
Pretty stoked

Nicholas Barnes
Nicholas Barnes

watching this trash

Easton Lewis
Easton Lewis

He isn't brown though.

Colton Harris
Colton Harris

Is it for hitting people with?

Brandon Bailey
Brandon Bailey

How about you tell me something you wanna win at and I'll tell you if I'll let it happen or not.

Zachary Hughes
Zachary Hughes

iunno

I care about what people think but not too much about the actual person. It's messed up.

Ideas are more valuable than their vessels of origin or something.

still

Well, first of all that was never set in stone and secondly probably not because I feel like sleeping away my day off probably.

No.

I do not have a uterus ("oven")

Jace White
Jace White

You already know how I feel about a lot of things.
tbh wanna go driving through a forestfire like this

Ethan Lopez
Ethan Lopez

Grim finally admits his love f..
I'm gonna assume the rest is "for samus"

Gabriel Cooper
Gabriel Cooper

Welp

Samuel Fisher
Samuel Fisher

This. I am done.

Yes. Mostly Jehovah's witnesses and guide dogs.

Jack Walker
Jack Walker

You can throw all the baby batter you want in that oven but it won't make a bun

I-I'm not that brown

John Hughes
John Hughes

Yeah, sorry. I don't really like activities much. Big party pooper, etc.

Jose James
Jose James

Elma refuses to commit to cooking days. Wanna have a cooking dya with scoot sometime.

Jonathan Taylor
Jonathan Taylor

Yeah yeah, we know.

I'm sure it would be something that could change your perspective on things. would do/10

Dylan Garcia
Dylan Garcia

And mooslisms?

Isaac Jones
Isaac Jones

new thread

Jayden Howard
Jayden Howard

i am satsuki

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